Thread 151373590

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
208

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
219 (218 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 336 (+12)
NOR: 314 (+15)
VER: 273 (+18)
RUS: 237 (+25)
LEC: 173 (+8)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)
Mercedes: 325 (+35)
Ferrari: 298 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)
BC: 1073.33 (+68.75)
TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)

>News:
F1® RACE WEEK™
Basically: Crisis at Ferrari
Also the car company lost all gained share value from the last 2 years
Mick tested a champ car
Luke Browning will be in FP1 at the Mexico City GP
S*sie W*llf is still a huge whore
George still doesn't actually have a contract for next year

good afternoon all

drat

>>151373606
what was the pic then

>>151373627
From a few days b-ack

gimi

jimi

I hope Max wins the WDC. please Max fuck that gay teams.

gay me

>>151373631
What good does a Brazilian suicide hotline do when you don't speak their language? Does Norris speak their language?

>>151373733
has anybody done the math yet on what Oscar/Lando need to average, if Max were to average say 2nd place in the remaining races?

>>151373799
Max in P1, Lando in P2, Oscar in P3 would seal the title for Max.
Max in P2 for the remainder would mean both of them would need to be 2-3 spots below that IIRC.

>>151373808
>Max in P1, Lando in P2, Oscar in P3 would seal the title for Max.
You're counting sprints, don't you?
But we all know that sprints don't count. Not really.

>>151373808
not impossible but not likely. i don't see Oscar shitting the bed that badly
> Lando yeah

what's hilarious is i think Lando has better race pace than Oscar but we've come to the cycle in the rule set that cars can't pass if they're too similar on performance, even with DRS and Lando bottles quali and his starts more than my alco mom

>>151373818
yea because hamilton wins those

MY GOAT

>>151373818
>You're counting sprints, don't you?
Yes, without sprints it gets more difficult for Max since you can sorta think of them as an additional round if you combine all 3.

>>151373827
>because hamilton wins those
Anyone can win a sprint with the right setup (i.e. sacrificing the race) and a bit of luck. And that's the problem. It's not a serious competition.

>>151373703
>flaming hot fritos, with nondescript brown goop, served in the sliced open bag, and with more spices sprinkled on top
That's one of the most Mexican preparations I've ever seen. And why the fuck are there eggs and cream and shit on the table?

>>151373827
was also super early in the season when teams had zero upgrades.

the McLaren, RB, and Merc have all gotten better as the season has gone one
> so has the Williams and to a lesser extent the Haas. Ferrari has gotten worse

If the Ferrari 2026 car stinks, all the mechanics' pasta is getting broken in half
> i hear this is a big deal

>>151373825
Lando has had better race pace post-Summer break, but you're forgetting the first half where Oscar was untouchable and had ridiculously dominant wins like China

welcome to Formula TWINKED

will men ever race in f1 again

>>151374158
no chance

>>151373703
reminder that this man salted fritos

>watch the spa 1998 start mostly just for the crash
>notice that all the drivers are just regular ass dudes (save for homunculi like rubens), while most of the field now is gay twinks because the teams are min/maxing every ounce

If you're a Landofag you're better off dead anyway.

Its bortoleto's birthday!
Say something nice about him

>>151374208
schumaikel is to blame thoughever

It's only 3 sprints
It's only 6 sprints
It's only saturday sprints
It's sprints only

>>151374219
His partner is pretty hot

>>151374428
partner in what

>>151374219
happy birtholeto

>>151374428
they usually refer to them as teammates

>>151374500
Gay posting already??

>>151374289
what is he built for?

>>151374275
it's a slippery slope!

>>151374219
He's talented, unlike me. HBD Gabi.

Need this to happen to both Mclels ASAP

>>151374550
Lando has a very pretty girlfriend. She used to date a famous footballer

>>151374764
halo will save them

>>151374790
she dumped him in humiliating fashion. probably because he couldn't stop begging her to peg him

>>151372574
watched this yesterday https://youtu.be/JOAW5xLiisI?t=64
he's unironically the michael. same mannerisms n shiiiet. crazy how he changed since his F1 years, he looks so confident now he aint a scared lil bitch anymo. a shame miggers wont see F1 again because he looks mentally ready now
pic unrelated

>>151374840
He is dating Magui. She is very famous among football fans due to her relationship with a Portuguese star.

gimi

>>151374854
she there only to serve as his beard. he's a flaming poofter

>>151374867
kimi*

F1 is gay. We're all still here. This means we are gay?

Justice for Yuki

>>151374992
He was a good man. He did not deserve to be executed by Red Bull like this.

>>151374219
Congrats bort

>>151374992
should've driven faster

>>151374958
Every empire in the history of mankind has been gay.
Music is gay.
Cinema is gay.
Art is gay.
Sports are gay.

Get used to it.

>>151374219
something nice about him

>>151374219
I like the Bort and want Audi to make a good car

>>151373703
I don't think that guy is American

>>151375092
Empire here, can confirm.

>>151375216
That's american prison food.
The percentage of Americans in the prison system has doubled since 1985

Ollie...

Kickflip

>>151373590 (OP)
>Also the car company lost all gained share value from the last 2 years
So much for homolton boosting muh shares

>>151375249
Cool. Must be why we don't have cartel vids.

>>151375092
>Civit AI become gay (You cant generate porn for free anymore)

Every single thing on this earth become gay. NUKE THIS EARTH. PUTIN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151375380
>he doesn't have his own pro 6000 at home
wtf I thought you were all rich

>>151375418
Hello Mazespin

All true tifosi are buying the dip right now because we know 2026 will be huge

>>151375435
>2026 will be huge
Another huge disappointment?

>>151375435
this
easy +40% after first half of the glorious 2026 season

Chuck has been holding his bags since 2019

>>151375505
He should've packed his bags after 2022

>>151375670
must suck to run out of colostomy bags while on a trip

If Ferrari has no fans I am dead

>>151375495
nepobabybros... how could this happen?

>>151375785
Rest in peace, anon.

>>151375785
powerful

>>151375795
How did you get this photo of hamilton's living room?

max will win cota

>>151375809
>given the entire track as a trophy
bigly based

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7xDa5Z3KP7g
KINO

>>151376070
slop

>>151375809
the sprint too?

>>151376121
Shup up

>>151376138
>sprint
what is that

>>151376194
mini race, not relevant

>>151376194
>what is that

F1 sprint race sponsored by Sprint Mobile

/f1/ is dead

>>151376612
>ollies, twinks, cutshitters, medfags

Terrific content

>>151376612
good. let's hope favelaball is next

Kravitz detailed that Russell approached him in the TV pen on Thursday at the Yas Marina Circuit and asked him to ensure he fleshed out the situation in the interview.

“A week after Qatar, when Russell arrived at the Abu Dhabi track, he was in no mood to let the Verstappen situation lie,” Kravitz wrote.

“I’d spent the day interviewing drivers at the TV pen, but hadn’t yet heard any earth-shattering stories.

“A minute before his time slot, up strode George. He called me over to the edge of the pen – ‘make sure you ask me a follow-up question’.

“‘What do you mean?’ I asked. [He replied] ‘I’m going to give it back to Max. I’ve had enough of him bad-mouthing me in the press, and I’m going to call him out on his bullying tactics.

“I know you’re only supposed to ask me one question, but never mind that, I’m up for as many questions as you like’.

“Before checking to see if he was wearing a Drive to Survive microphone, I asked him if he was absolutely sure he wanted to escalate what was effectively last year’s story, and start a new fight with Max – never an easy battle to win. He said he was positive, and away he went.”

I love you

yo sé

>>151376752
kek what a kwab

Latifi graduated from a London business school. Say something nice about him.

>>151376752
Defaming narb because he beat hamilton twice kek oy vey kravitz seething

>>151376945
He saved 2021

>>151376945
He looks like shit.

>>151376945
He will crash the economy now, based

>>151376945
This is the only business school meme I have

Chuckers still on the table

>>151377224
is this an AI image wtf

>>151377224
London Business School
October 14 Ball
1921

>>151377347
I understood that reference

>>151377347
Looks more like Brown to me

>>151373784
You call and while talking to them realize you're at least not Brazilian, and you feel better about whatevers wrong with your life.

>>151377223
why is colapinto the only one with his name written above his surname

>>151376945
That's my GOAT!

>>151375495
>it's going to go from "it's ok that we aren't doing well in f1, the car sales prop us up!" to "it's ok that the car sales aren't doing well, the 5% of the prize pool just for existing will prop us up!"
It's crazy the impact time can have.

>>151377224
why is Zak there

>>151376945
I have always imagined, since I first saw him, that this guy has an absolutely enormous cock that is always slightly sweaty. He has a longer-than-average foreskin too. I dont know why, I just couldnt help it, even though I never think about other F1 drivers' cocks, even the ones I have seen with my own eyes.

>>151377761
Best post ITT

>>151377761
>implying this guy has a foreskin

>>151377761
>
I have always imagined, since I first saw him, that this guy has an absolutely enormous cock that is always slightly sweaty. He has a longer-than-average foreskin too. I dont know why, I just couldnt help it, even though I never think about other F1 drivers' cocks, even the ones I have seen with my own eyes.

>>151376945
he will save the economy like he saved F1 in 2021

>>151377827
How do you know he doesn't?

>>151378145
the yiddish phenotype

>>151376752
Slotover is such a bitch.

>>151378155
>Persian-Italian man once again labeled as Jew

Watched 70's season reviews. My thoughts
>Jacky Ickx was the Leclerc of today
>Stewart was a literal god
>Lauda got better after his crash
>Some drivers casually dying mid race
>All drivers had terrible hair
>Chapman's hat throwing celebration were sovl
>Constant happenings every season. Not one team has a monopoly
>Shadow, Wolf and Hesketh being teams that won
>Underrated drivers: Reutemann, Scheckter, Watson
>Overrated drivers: Fittipaldi, Peterson, Ickx
>F1 racing on picrel

>>151376945
There he is. The anchor of the trio who saved F1. I love him. Best wishes Nicky. God bless.

>>151378491
>The anchor of the trio who saved F1.
"Anchor" as in a TV host or "anchor" as in ugly heavy metal thingy that drags you down?

Eric Bouiller

>>151377761
he's cut

abhorrent g*rmoid posting going on again

>Race week
>dead general talking about Latifi's foreskin
The "sport" is dead.

>>151379479
not enough wagposts to keep posters entertained
-domenicali

>>151379543
>/f1/ has been whore posting long before F1
grimi

>something interesting happens during the race
>to be investigated after the race
>find out the real results on monday morning
cap this post

>Sky Italia's poster for the Austin GP
I wish I had the time to bother with a 'jak edit where he's pulling both ropes on them. Might come in handy at the end of the season.

>>151379690
>something interesting happens during the race

>>151376194
the unhealthy of Utrecht

>>151379733
kino

>>151379843
>ai slop
>kino
youre indian

>>151377223
based Hulk stiil in the top 10 despite never making it into Q3 and not having scored a point in like three months

>>151379858
>indian
>posts cowboys
Makes sense, actually. Well ... kinda.

>>151379971
To be fair, a podium is worth a lot more than barely making it into the points regularly.

>>151379843
worst post of the thread

>>151379988
yeah, that's why Hadjar is also so high up
I feel like Alonso will get ahead of both

>Sainz about Marc Marquez: "He'll be like Senna"
What exactly did he mean by that?

>>151379733
Dimes. Anymore international promos in this same vein?

>>151380400
>What exactly did he mean by [be like Senna]
Dead. He'll be dead.

>>151380400
He'll get caught for trying to hook up with a 15 year old.

I have brown blood in my semen brehs... From unprotected sex with my gf I presume. She doesn't clean that well. Peeing doesn't hurt. I don't wanna go to a doctor, honestly I don't mind dying.

>>151380400
patriot? i dont know, was senna a patriot?
>>151380510
you are losing too much blood, you have to drink it

>>151380510
Chances are you have some kind of inflammation down there. Urethra perhaps. Not likely that you die from it. Not before you're in a world of pain and your penis takes permanent damage.
(F1-related because most drivers have that one big crash they never fully recover from.)

>>151377761
The poof of Pärnu

>>151378768
That guy that was always sweating profusely for some reason?

Would you take wec-style rules with bop if it meant better racing / more manufacturers? I don't like what's happened to wec, what's the point of more manufacturers if the design of the cars is subservient to politicking and legal-wrangling with the fia and the cars are slower and inferior in every way to forty-year-old designs.

Imagine if they had to make F2 slower because F1 cars got so slow that F2 cars actually posed a threat, lol.
But with how muh "golden age" of sportscar racing is viewed as a massive success and a turn-around in fortunes for wec, some may view it as an opportunity to do the same thing to f1, and with f1's next rules cycle looking just as shit as this one, it's a depressing reality that they may try something like this to desperately try to increase f1's viewership.

>>151380867
>bop
no
fuck off

>S*sie W*llf is still a huge whore
Is it true that susie wolff has (non-faked) nudes on the internet, where would one go to possibly have a look at them?

>>151377761
holy based

>>151377761
>when the former male estonian escort starts day dreaming about his career of sumbiting to rich older white men

What's the deal with the rise of foid content creators who started following F1 less than 6 months ago using social media to offer their "expert opinion" which is a mix of actual news + common sense, and nothing of any value? Most of them don't even have an audience.

>>151373703
these are fritolinos i think me*icans eat this shit btw i got the chillicheese and beans theyre good

>>151381137
Hearty kek

>>151381137
There are women living in your walls laughing at you anon

>>151381137
The latest Bred Pit film had an F1 theme, alledgedly.

>>151381137
to be fair, they offer far superior opinions compared to pozfags and medshitters

i am back from my 3 day vacation for calling HE a harlot as this was offtopci and my first on topic reply to celebrate is to remark upon how i saw a guy called DUDUDUDUD MAX VERSTAPPEN playing bf6

*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151376945
couldn't even be arsed to shave

>>151381300
its 2024 people dont shave anymore

>>151381188
I only value fellow anons, I've simply been seeing hags and not fags desperate for attention thoughbeit
>>151381210
Not a problem

>>151381300
we trim yo

>>151380867
>i want races to be even more jewed
No thanks

Im in Danger

>>151381907
prime for some AI memes

>>151381931
I keep seeing people talk about the "Al" guy and his memes and slop. Who is he and how is he so prolific?

60 days until /f1/ inevitably relents

we are back

>>151382059
is that when the next rapture is? Thank god.

COTA has some great corners to abuse track limits for only a 5 second penalty

>>151382265
ICFBI
ICFBI
ICFBI
ICFBI

Where can I find a Korean to tell me what this F1 short was about: 메르세데스가 한국에서 보낸 잊지
못할 하루 https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-VYwRoG4eBs

I need to clean my "Downloads" folder

>>151382363
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country
>world wide web

>>151382426
mine is basically full of SPT tarkov mods I'm too lazy to delete

>>151382232
it's the rapture of bongs on 4chan

what's the best usgp at cota to rewatch on f1tv tonight?

>>151382522
2018

>>151380510
Deserved for race mixing

>“A minute before his time slot, up strode George. He called me over to the edge of the pen – ‘make sure you ask me a follow-up question’.
>“‘What do you mean?’ I asked. [He replied] ‘I’m going to give it back to Max. I’ve had enough of him bad-mouthing me in the press, and I’m going to call him out on his bullying tactics.
>“I know you’re only supposed to ask me one question, but never mind that, I’m up for as many questions as you like’.
>“Before checking to see if he was wearing a Drive to Survive microphone, I asked him if he was absolutely sure he wanted to escalate what was effectively last year’s story, and start a new fight with Max – never an easy battle to win. He said he was positive, and away he went.”
what a champ

>>151382426
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>151382623
>>151376752

When I look at you
Oh, but I don't know what's real
Once in a while
And you make me laugh
And I'll sleep tomorrow
And it won't be long
Once in a while
Then you take me down
When you walk away

>>151382929
Never been sure if I like or dislike the mole in her nose

>>151383065
It's dislike for me.
It's not a complete deal-breaker, but removing it would be a significant improvement.

>>151376752
>>151382623
KWAB

>>151376752
>>151382623
Hate him all you want /f1/ this man knows F1 needs drama and is whole heartfully willing to be the cause of it.

>>151383156
The thing about moles for me is that they look cute from a distance but from up close they’re kinda ugly

>>151383361
they'd be cute if they were freckles

>>151383350
Interesting. On an unrelated note, would there happen to be some particular body of water that's commonly associated with the country the name Andretti comes from?

>>151376752
>>151382623
So what's the actual story here? George trying to pull attention away from the McLaren non drama?

>>151383490
Freckles are hot, indeed

>>151383578
lake como

>>151383578
the adriatic?

>>151383646
That's a man

>>151383945
its 2023 nobody cares

Does F1 still do this? I can't remember.

>>151382426
Kikurage my beloved, if only you weren't a furry.

>>151384260
no but /f1/ does

chuck boutta SHOCK leo because he didn't take pictures for his ig properly

Fine ill do it myself

>>151384585
peeasstri is choking though

leave oscar to ME

>>151384606
how do people defend this?

>>151386158
they carry

I have always imagined, since I first saw him, that this guy has an absolutely enormous cock that is always slightly sweaty. He has a longer-than-average foreskin too. I dont know why, I just couldnt help it, even though I never think about other F1 drivers' cocks, even the ones I have seen with my own eyes.

>>151382426
>clean panties
Dropped.

>>151386448
kek

Did/has Vietnam ever got an official F1 track?

>>151386858
Almost in 2020 but then the scamdemic hit and the whole race got cancelled, then the guy behind it got his ass locked up for corruption or some shit.
The only way to 'experience' it is to get a copy of F1 2020 since it's the only game to ever have it as a playable track IIRC.
It was pretty boring in my experience, 2 long ass boring straights and fucking walls everywhere.

>>151386858
her simp wallet in the reflection

british driver enjoyers in shambles when you tell them that the only reason brundle started winning races in F3 in 1983 was because he had a brand new engine

>>151386952
I hate street circuits. I wish f1 would stop doing street circuits, but that's how they make the big bucks so it's never going to happen.

>look at current f1 news
>it's people talking more about driver drama than the actual driving again
this entire era is so tiresome

>>151373590 (OP)
>Basically: Crisis at Ferrari
QRD? Ive been under a rock the last week when it comes to F1.

>>151387543
live by the netflix series aimed at women
die by the netflix series aimed at women

>>151387908
drivers are mad because the car is shit
the car is shit because the drivers are shit
the team is shit because the drivers are shit
chunk wants to leave
they want ps3

>>151387908
poois shamilton forgot his magical negro powers at Mercedes
>captcha X8RA44

explain why aren't you posting ITT right now. it's race week

>>151387970
a bunch of twitch streamers will be there
>instead of ps3's girlfriend it will be xqc
no thanks..

NO REFUNDS

Kinda miss the wap days.

>>151373703
> 1/3 of the US is overweight
> 1/3 of the US is obese
its so gross here

> be me
> Amerifat with a BMI of 23
should call me Ahab with the dating pool i'm in

relevant to /f1/ because the US company that owns F1 got rid of grid girls because US women couldn't do it bc fat

>>151387985
don't forget some random af celebs from tech/hollywood that most people despise

its cringe af when they get interviewed and you can tell they've never watched a race

>>151386952
it was a Tilke track right? all his circuits are like that.
> a windy bit
> 1 - 3 long straights
> some S's of some kind

COTA is a Tilke track

>>151388009
No way they didn't know that he is washed up.

>>151386858
>>151386952
>>151388162
Race starts would've probably been fun around there. The rest probably not so much.

Free Practice 1 in: 2 days, 12 hours, 50 minutes, 48 seconds

*doesn't win

>>151388181
it's not that they didn't know he was washed up, it's that they didn't know USAIDS would get shut down

To all retards in this thread. Why are you not a Verstappen fan?
Why are you not a Schumacher fan?
Why are you not a Lauda fan?
Why are you not a Fangio fan?
Do you just like being a contrarian? Please explain.

>>151388947
>he's not a Gaius Appuleius Diocles fan
Filtered. Back to plebbit with you.

>>151383350
>muh icecoolman
this jackass too fell for the meme. many such cases

>>151389118
The last few weeks piastri has been shitting his pants so hard, so much for icecool lmaoo

I dreamt that I was working late and that I would not be able to get home on time, so I'd spend the night at Yuki Tsunoda. He had like 4 cats and the whole house was covered in cat shit, so I immediately regretted that decision. One of the cats was bright red, not red like a cat but red like some tranny painted hair. It was also huge almost like a small bear. At least his wife cooked some nice food but for some reason only used a toaster to heat everything. The fuck.

>>151389307
you sound pozzed in the head

>>151389321
must be all the cat shit

>>151389718
post the full version pussy

>>151389740
That's not as funny though.

True

Williams

>>151389756
Every time

Jensen butthole

>>151378204
now imagine if there were 60s F1 reviews available...
>Ickx was the Leclerc of today
I agree with the general sentiment but Chuck has yet to be held responsible for someone's death and quit racing altogether
>Watson and Reutemann are underrated
are they though? for some reason I have always been under the impression John Watson was incredibly popular in his time, especially with the ladies
Reutemann is Argentinian and those guys have an overinflated ego (perhaps rightfully so, they produced Fangio) so you cannot really escape mentions of his name

America next

how is it that youtube thinks that im underage? my google account is around 13-15 years old

>>151389952
>13-15 years old
You need to be 18 years old to post here.

>>151389959
the first thing i did when i was born was cry and shit, the second thing was opening a google account

>>151388110
>include PUFA's into diet via either direct consumption or as a cooking medium
>become fat as fuck
Remember to lube the rope well with basedbean or corn oil when the day comes.

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Fat-Surprise-Butter-Healthy/dp/1451624425

>>151389952
pozzed?

>>151389968
google gaga

>>151389998
kek

>>151389952
Too many vids about transitioning.
They claim it's based on what the algo thinks your age is based on viewing habits, even accounts that were created >18 years ago are apparently being detected.

>>151390061
what? im not a tranny
and idk, i mainly use youtube for f1, music, soprano clips, the odd gameplay and what the algorithm gives me

>>151390078
>what? im not a tranny
That was a joke
If I had to guess it's probably the gameplay, too much speedrunning content as I said earlier.

>>151390121
Yes goy, now gorge yourself on that big mac, don't be fatphobic and racist

>>151389971
pufa deez nuts

>a Big Mac costs €8,55 these days
races for this feel?

>>151390389
>priced out of goyslop
This is the correct 'jak

>>151390400
I cook six days a week on Sunday I just want to chill and order something

>>151390403
There's no other burger places in Finland?

The drivers should start dressing up their girlfriends for TV. I want to see a big titty demon girl

>>151390427
>>151390389

Why is there no local Finnish lake fish burger sloppa, should be pretty good

edd

mick

>>151390480
best fast food is probably random snackbars (grillikioski) all over the country. still doesnt compare to febo, though

1

>>151388741
sovl

>>151390539
>Febo

A man of taste. Horsemeat taste, but taste

Thinking about relenting...

>Audi: 2026 PU more powerful than expected
Hulkbros...it's time

>>151390717
>only 50hp down on Ferrari

>>151390717
Audi has a track record of being completely dominant in motorsports if they feel like it and I'm all for it

death to audi

As long as the great satan is last

>>151390717
>germans cheating again
tifosi... hondabros... ford... gays?

How do you fags get your onions sauce

The UK will block access to 4chan in 60 days.
We can't have /f1/ without bongs, what will become of us...

>>151390814
First, simmer the onions in butter until they brown lightly. Add flour and stir to make a roux. Add water (or atlernatively cream if you feel particularly Edd) to your liking. Enjoy.

>>151390844
Fret not, I will still be here as a dutchie my fren

>>151390844
You're going to have to take on the British cock sucking

>>151390717
Audi is in VAG

Fuck Max Verstappen

>>151390971
The day F1 healed

>>151390975
UNACCEPTABLE!!!

>>151390564
How is this related to F Juan?

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>151390389
should've bought hesburger

>Hawaiian officials announced that they have decided to rename their capital in honor of Sir Lewis Hamilton after a recommendation letter from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a close relative of the Anoaʻi family and a personal friend of Hamilton's.

>After the February 2026 ceremony, Hawaii's capital will be known as Homolulu.

>>151391014
0% chance they would have given him a penalty after the race

>>151390427
They cost even more because our society is fucked.

>>151391062
That sounds like a good burger

>>151391095
For that price it better taste good, cure cancer and heal Schumi's brain

my three day vacation for posting a picture of a fully clothed american woman next to the caption "usa next" in anticipation of the United States Grand Prix is over
what did I miss while I was gone?

>>151391095
Hesburger puts too much sauce on their burgs. Shit is impossible to eat without holding it in the wrapper or else everything just slides all over the place

Back from a three day ban so if the last few threads seemed low quality, you now know why.
Anyway back to it. Ollie!! update: Ollie!! feet

>>151391110
a picture of ollie in shorts

>>151390844
grim news for bongs

>>151391122
Sounds like Lia Block's pussy

>>151391131
>>151391133
stop reading my mind!

>>151391131
Does he make that face every time a woman touches him?

>>151390844
>Can
They can't stop some brown people on an inflatable boat, they'll not be able to block 4chan.

>>151391110
>>151391131
did you also post about a woman for your ban, let's get a census since a lot of ppl seems to have gotten a 3 day ban from posting a woman
>>151381253

we must now atone and appease the mod by posting something he enjoys.

>>151391144
She should be my sugar mama

>>151391175
Yes but she was fully clothed so I guess it was just for off topic reasons. F1 related because drivers also wear clothes

This is the thread

>>151391217
yep

>>151390717
>german manufacturer gets an advantage when new regs are introduced

now that the dust has settled which if the two f1 songs did /f1/ prefer
the formula or the spanish one

>>151390844
>can you imagine an imageboard without bongs

>>151391256
*shudder*

>>151390844
>fuck your fines nigga

gooning to fatal f1 crash compilations right now

>>151390844
kino

>>151391175
The amount of 3 day bans given out recently, I just got off one earlier this week, must be a new janny on the scene

>>151390844
britbongs literally cannot stop getting cucked by their government

how you doing?

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/f1-australian-racing-driver-raped-michael-schumacher-nurse-f1-home-5HjdFRY_2/
>The allegations put forward by prosecutors allege the assault a took place following a cocktail party, with the nurse raped 'multiple times' at the family's Swiss estate.

>The Australian suspect, reportedly a close friend of Schumacher's son Mick, 26, is facing accusations of sexually assault after the nurse was reportedly attacked in an upstairs bedroom at the home in Gland, Switzerland on November 23, 2019.

>The criminal complaint, filed in 2022, does not name the driver in question.

Zak Brown is behind this.

>>151391365
dani ric, why would you do that??????????

>>151391365
poohan?

OLLIE UPDATE:
>Oliver Bearman reportedly happy

>>151391390
the simulator told him he could rape her, so its fine

>>151391365
Dickbum put dick in bum

>>151391397
Not his fault, the nurse's rear flap was open

>>151391365
>the ghost of Schumi rapes a nurse and blames an aussie

I remember that X-Files episode

>>151391365
at a glance I thought Schumacher had been raped

>>151391424
We don't know what might have happened in the WDC chase of 92

>>151391424
Jean Todt used to forcibly jerk him off while making him watch a black man destroy his records

>>151391020
why did i have to laugh at this

>>151391365
Callum Ilott is your suspect.

>>151391175
>gotten a 3 day ban from posting a woman
couldn't be me (unless if she's naomi schiff who's very F1-related but still got me OT-banned by a retarded janny who doesn't follow the subject he moderates)

>>151391416
>>151391475
Does "Australian" mean something different in Australia?

>>151391487
>australian
abbo

>strayan
australian

>>151391454
it funny

>>151391454
gay = funny, it's not complicated

>>151391499
>ralb had a wife and a son with her
>starts dating a man
>championed as the wholesome big gay man of F1

imagine the seethe when he gets over his midlife crisis and starts hanging around the paddock with a 20 year old girlfriend

>>151391365
>The criminal complaint, filed in 2022
well? what's the holdup?

>>151391511
>his midlife crisis
idk, sucking cock is sucking cock

>>151391365
The age of the nurse determines if it was Ricardo or Webber

gimi

>>151391523
happens to the best of us (not me though)

it's the whole "dating a man" thing that i personally find very homosexual

>>151391523
Ralf is a top

>>151391530
very funny
>>151391534
yeah, dating a man is gayer than gay sex
>>151391536
the ass doesnt lubricate, so he has to suck his own dick so that it enters

hey /f1/

>gaymacher
>rapemacher
>social media mickey mouse sport
imagine if he ever wakes up

>>151391552
>pozidriv screw as earring
is this what it means to be pozzed in the head

>>151391552
dont post her, in my mind she is bangable, dont take it away from me

>>151391553
>son has to drive indycar after failing in f1
>some mulatto has as many wdcs as him

He'll immediately hit his head again on something

>>151391553
I have good news: he's never waking up

>>151391490
Nah. Australia = little Austria. Australian = little Austrian.
Simple diminutive.

>>151391552
most beuatiful dutch vs most ugly belgian

>>151391365
Should I imagine this like the hospital scene in Kill Bill?

>>151391627
maya is half belgian
>>151391644
it would have been so funny, but i cant have ncie things

>>151391627
>most beuatiful dutch vs most ugly belgian
Trick question because both are Max?

Why you people really obsessed with us so much ?? are we actually that great ??

>>151391693
Take more care of your flag, Ireland.
You got dirt on it, and it's on its side.

>>151391705
>dirt
that chutney, it's actually very tasty with some papadums. A+ tier snack/side

>>151391530
It's an open secret that Webbo is gay.

>>151391739
>Webbo is gay
Nah. If he was gay he'd get some young model to be his beard like all the other gay F1 drivers. Not some old woman.

>>151391747
Yeah but if he was a gay up and coming driver who wanted a beard before he got to F1 and his manager happened to be a woman?

>>151391685
Looks like Kubica for a second there

>>151391807
If you get yourself a beard, you'll get yourself a hottie because that'll get you the best publicity. See Norris.

>>151391693
euros have been obsessed with the mythical jeetland and it's spices since the 15th century

>>151391858
For real though when i come to /v/ everyone shouting SAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR Like a retard its lost its meaning

>>151391693
>great
not exactly the word that i'd use

>>151391365
>The Australian suspect

Mick Schumacher is named after Michael's close friend Mick Doohan btw.

>>151391876
Come on now, anon. /f1/ has a better taste in twinks than that.

Wake up baby new schizoid captcha has dropped

>>151391972
That's racist, anon. Delete that. #3rdracism

>>151391901
Why is this picture so blurry, dude was born in 2003

>>151391972
haha "P00"

>>151391989
it's a photograph of a print of a photograph

when lando DNF and PS3 wins this week, we can finally end WDC discussions for this season

Tight jeans are coming back in, sorry Charles

>>151391972
good old rapidshare.de vibes

What if F1 was slower and they could only turn left??

>>151391941
It's 2025 bro, if any driver was gay they would be open about it.

>>151392008
Trick question. There are only four letters there: BUHG. 4, 7 and 8 are not letters.
The cat doesn't matter.

if your only argument against sterilising sub-saharan africa is because of "human rights", then you don't really have any argument
f1 related because f1 used to race at kyalami

>>151391693
Yeah, the entire world wants to live in India. Enjoy your privilege and never leave.

>>151392020
>they would be open about it.
He, anon. Not they.
And, really, how would He know that about anyone other than Albon?

>tfw too talented for F1
Kimi got only one year deal

>>151392063
>sniffs
hm not bad

>>151392012
Think of all the ads you could fit into the broadcast then, less action to miss.

>>151391304
doubt
it's /sp/, they ban here for everything they can

>>151392007
no

Kym bros. We've been found out

>>151392105
Fuck off back there Kangaroo cunt

>All this excitement and hype for 1 lap
.
Grim. I never watch full race anymore since 2021

>>151391386
>American reading comprehension

>>151392105
Guaranteed every single one of those redditards are even more deranged behind their facade

>>151391807
>>151391739
Beards are a status symbol as well as cover so an old woman wouldnt make sense .
The fact that Webber fell in love with an old hag makes him proably the most hetro driver in the history of F1

>>151392156
>The fact that Webber fell in love with an old hag makes him proably the most hetro driver in the history of F1
That right there just goes to show what a good beard she is

why didn't they invite t*rger?

>>151392220
because they'd look like hobbits next to him

>>151392220
why didn't they invite vasseur?

>>151392220
is he a stripper? why can I see through his shirt

>>151392156
Old woman absolutely makes sense. See: Hugh Jackman

>>151392105
that literally his entire brand
are these people slow?

>>151392276
also old "women"

>>151392297
macron got groomed, bro

/f1/bros Is it okay for a Penis stuck in anus without moving ?

F1 related because an engine will become bad if its not turned on for weeks

>>151391365
>The Australian suspect, reportedly a close friend of Schumacher's son Mick
so this is why Doohan was booted from lelpine

>>151392364
Unlikely, Alpine are French. As long as called her an ambulance after he's sweet.

>>151392172
Australians aren't that clever

>>151391656
>half belgian
give me one example of a good-looking person who is half-belgian, because the ones I've seen so far top out at mid-tier

>>151392354
Male for female?

>>151392390
i follow a girl on tiktok that is half belgian, wait ill post a pic of her

waiting

>>151392409
well? you can do your goon session to her later

>>151392409
the face is a bit meh, but until my dick fell of
>>151392481
i was making a webm chill man

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

>>151392490
off

>>151392490
>the face is a bit meh
easily better than Maya but anyone can look good next to her so they still top out at mid-tier and I am yet to be proven wrong

>>151392290
>I don't like him
>just because he is the way he is?!
You are doing your best, anon.

>Michael Schumacher’s nurse ‘raped by racing driver pal of his son Mick in bedroom at stricken F1 legend’s Swiss mansion’
https://www.ntnews.com.au/sport/racing-driver-allegedly-raped-one-of-stricken-michael-schumachers-nurses-in-bedroom-at-f1-legends-home/news-story/a3602e65fa72d4c100d8e397dc41205f

>slimy jew rat immediately throws you under the bus as soon as it's convenient
imagine my shock

>>151392552
dani ric, why would you do that??????????

>>151392532
idk, i sometimes wish i was kissed by a girl

>>151392564
thatll be 0,25 euros for stealing my post

>>151392558
(((kravitz))) is trying to break apart my favourite f1 yaoi pair fuck this jew

>>151392390
I know/knew several personally. Can't think of any actresses/thots though so you will have to take my word for it.

>>151392566
how do you achieve this?

>>151392616
just bee yourself

>>151392551
bloody fuck you

>>151392460
For me, it's Scuderia Ferrari HP.

>>151392354
how did it get stuck in your ass pedro

kym illman is just some rich dude larping as a photographer
set up his youtube channel to be able to make the flights and hotels tax write-offs

>>151392763
that's based

It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quWCZZxxQpE

>>151392721
just to clear the air, that wasnt me

>>151392801
okay

>>151392808
This was 10/10 back in 00s

GIMI!!!!

>>151378204
>now imagine if there were 60s F1 reviews available
i don't think those exist, it started in 1969.
Reutemann and Watson are underrated in the way that they really should've achieved far more. To the same extent like Andretti, Hunt or Fittipaldi

>>151392893
>>151389926

>>151392636
noted
what's the next step?

>>151392916
rape? i dont know i have enever been so fair in

There's no way Doohan could have been the rapist. She could just wait until she sobered up and ran away.

hard for Penelope

>>151393058
I'm certain that many things are hard for Penelope, considering that she's still a child.
Like, say, buying beer in a store should be near impossible for her. Lifting heavy weights is probably hard for her. Solving a system of quadratic equations is hard for her, generally (but that's hard for most people).
Conversely, there are things that should be much easier for her than they are for grown adults. Figure skating and gymnatics, for example. For some reason, those sports are dominated by little girls.

>>151393122
She would also probably not be very good driving an f1 car

>>151392763
don't need a youtube channel for that p sure
and even then he could've saved much more money by just not flying first/business everywhere

>ynr max fans on /f1/ prematurely declaring allegiance to mercedes in the summer
they literally got tricked by the devil lmao

>>151393158
>small stature
>light weight
>Piquet genes
Dunno, anon. She'd be an ideal F1 driver.
Then again ...
>Kvyat genes
Maybe not.

sorry

>>151393179
Cause we all know hes going to end up there in 27. So its just getting ahead of things. Also, Merc is actually slightly likeable now that Lewis is gone.

I Love AI

in a way its the season lando deserves. if he wins nobody will ever see him as a legit champion
if oscar wins he beat the team to do it
either way the fans win

>drunk Usain itt
yeah, imma go watch some banned sites

>>151393179
he's a big guy

>>151393214
>either way the fans win
strange cope

>>151393214
>either way the fans win
Really? You think 2014, 2015 and 2017 to 2020 were great for the fans, just because Hamiton was an undeserving winner?

>>151392364
french people are known rapists, they wouldnt fire someone for doing something they consider normal

>>151393288
you still talk about it to this day so clearly it meant something to you...

>>151393387
>clearly it meant something to you...
Yeah. It was the worst time for F1 in my lifetime. Probably ever. You don't just forget that.

leo 9001

qrd on leo?

>>151393576
Dog, alive.

>>151393576
cute and yellow

>>151393626
>>151393626
>>151393626

>>151391972
>new
looks like you are a good boy that has no need to evade bans
no, it is not that new, new in terms of 4chan age, but shit is since may