Thread 151376296

Welcome back to Sports Talk /sp/, we're gonna go to your calls.

Anon from /sp/, you're on the air. What's on your mind?

>>151376296 (OP)
Looks like a leader of men

>>151376313
still mourning the death of my cat and he keeps appearing in my dreams

I told all you motherfuckers as soon as the Pats hired Vrabel that they were going to win the AFCE. You should have listened. The league is officially on notice.

>>151376313
Hey thanks for taking my call...what do ya think about the Jets hiring Vince Lombardi to be the new coach, I mean they haven't won a game what do they got to lose? Ill listen off air, thanks.

>>151376321
Enjoy the season until your Wildcard loss. Just don’t have any more hope than that, or you’ll set yourself up for disappointment lad

My cat would be an awful coach

>>151376313
DAAA YANKEES LOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151376328
>>151376343

>>151376313
Glad my bears won but what in the name of lawyerball was that officiating? How much money did Vegas lose last night?

Being 5-1 is fun but every game is heart attack because our defense is asking Lavonte David to play like he's 10 years younger and our offense loses another key player every quarter

>>151376347
cool playstations

>>151376347
based Playstation enjoyer

Is Odunze elite

>>151376360
>>151376363
Thank you I recently got a PS3, I also have a PS5 but that was a silly buy it was not a great system

>>151376347
goddamn that 'za looking good anon

>>151376365
No but hes pretty good according to my eye test

>>151376347
Everything in this picture looks cool

>>151376372
It's my favorite spot, if you live in New England it's called North End Market and Deli, genuinely the best pizza I've ever had

>>151376370
Deadass? Why, is the current xbox better?

>Trash Allen's wife spit in Michael Penis Jr's mouth
>Jeetriots control da weast

>>151376373
can he become elite

>>151376372
i wasn't going to have a pizza tonight but i'm reconsidering

>>151376390
Yes

>>151376370
neat. I still have my PS3 silver strip edition from launch. Backwards compatible.

>>151376397
I thought the same, pep pizza tonight for me

>>151376397
>>151376400
Why

haha so true chiefs fans
no other team would understand a whiplash array of emotions like this, but not us

>>151376379
Man I was JUST on vacation in new england all last week. I'll have to go next year thanks for the heads up anon

>>151376384
Just not enough exclusive games to justify it, I blame Jim Ryan and his pivot to live service games. I also think that the "quality over quantity" mindset, while good, shifted to "Spend $300m on every game and release two games every year." Compare that to Nintendo who spends about $20m to make a game and has a game almost every month. Sure a lot of them might not be for you, but if a third of the games Nintendo puts out are for you, then that's twice as many games as PlayStation puts out- And that's assuming you liked everything they made.
Consoles are just in a tough spot, budgets are too high to justify keeping games exclusive and without exclusives there's no reason to get a console

>>151376313
Hey loser, my name's john and i hate you. That's not what I called about though. I want to talk about food that looks the exact same way going out as going in if you know what I mean. Like if you shit it onto a plate you might be able to trick someone into thinking it just came out of the pot. Some obvious examples are things like chili, refried beans, certain Indian food if you can call that slop food. I actually do believe that comes out of someone's ass and they just resell it. But yeah, it's just something I think about like 95% of the time I'm awake and I even dream about it a few times a week and wanted to hear other people's thoughts on it because i'm sure you all think about it to.

>>151376334
Anon, you need to stay off the marijuana. Vince Lombardi has long been passed on from this world. The prospect of hiring a corpse or even a ghost is a little desperate dont you think?

>>151376349
Sir this is a first world country and I would expect that my listeners act like it.

>>151376355
Well you see the only good ref is a dead ref and the NFL wont be a legitimate league until the blood of every referee runs freely in the gutter-- *cuts to commercial*

>>151376296 (OP)
LMFAO this made my day. Thank you, bro.
Titans going to win the Owl next year now.

>>151376409
Factos

Speaking of cats. My cats are improving

>>151376313
Yes, hi. I want to know, are these international games ruining the momentum of certain teams who have to participate in them?

>>151376327
Sorry to hear that, anon. Sending love your way. <3

>>151376311
BIX MUHFUGGEN NOOD

>>151376400
hell yeah, same

>>151376408
i just finished work so its the time of day where i either start making dinner or decide to be lazy and order. and I'm very fickle in this state.

GOOD BETTER BEST

>>151376435
They are! And they have the best mascot in the league.

>>151376427
...fuck. That is a cute cat. Please, Kitteh... have poor clock management due to lickies.

>>151376461
oh dear

>great teams
……
>very good teams / possible SB contenders
1. Buccs
2. Colts
3. Chiefs
4. Seahawks
5. Rams
6. Steelers
7. Eagles
8. Lions
9. Bills
>good / playoffs contenders
10. Patriots
11. Niners
12. Packers
13. Broncos
14. Jags
15. Chargers
16. Falcons
17. Commanders
18. Bears
19. Panthers
20. Texans
>average-slightly below average
21. Cardinals
22. Cowboys
23. Giants
24. Vikings
25. Dolphins
26. Saints
>we suck and we are hurt
27. Bengals
28. Ravens
>we actually suck juicy cocks
29. Browns
30. Raiders
31. Titans
32. Jets

I’m going to have 2 slices of Costco pepperoni pizza for lunch. Took a break for a few weeks because my poop started to smell like burnt plastic after eating it every day, but I’m ready to chow down again

are you guys going trick or treating?

>15 TDs
>2 TO
>0.500
>Rice back
>Faggots blaming refs again
You'll all be begging for the Kadarius Toney days back

>>151376441
I would say you aren't considering the almost lustful desire the jewish team owners have towards increasing their already absurd yearly profits. Sure it's a compromise in the integrity and fairness of the sport, not to mention you're asking players to fully recover from games with a 10+ hour international flight in the middle of the week which obviously compromises player safety, but have you considered that the elderly jews that have this nation in a stranglehold can only get erect watching their bank account increase by tens of millions of dollars weekly? Did you even think about that? Thanks for the call.

>>151376481
Im hand out age, so I make sure to be the good house. Reese's Pumpkins and Vampire Kitkats.

>>151376486
WE WANT MOORE (SKYY)

>>151376349
>new york stand up
new york stand up
>new york stand up
new york stand up
>new york stand up
new york stand up

Im gonna hand out thc gummies to little kids lmao this little niggas finna be high as fuck lol

>>151376481
Nah I'm just gonna buy a giant bag from Costco and only end up handing out 6 of them then eat it all myself. (Fucking Indian neighbors are so boring and cringe)

>>151376467
>That is a cute cat.
Thank you!
He will rally the men in the locker room and turn that franchise around. Dynasty incoming.

>>151376313

Huge cocks! Cum! My Detroit Lions!

*dj mustard voice*

Suckan on a D, ho

>>151376515
Get this FREAK off the phone lines

>>151376481
I believe I might be banned from doing so. I'll have to check local laws.

https://youtube.com/shorts/YF3nhRgEHOA?si=bYWHHdWjzscqiNqx

Remember when Ben Johnson didn't have the character to lead a team? When he was too quiet and soft?

Lol, lmao even

>>151376540
>Lice Dung

Now heres a guy who can lead a team

>>151376546
Lions fans tried telling everyone that Aaron Glenn would be the better coach

at some point you just have to nuke detroit

I'm tired, boss

>>151376514
I mean it's working for BGSU. They have a cat as their unofficial mascot and they rallied from behind 21-0 to a 28-23 win. Maybe more teams need to give a kot a chance

>>151376546
>Saints tried to get Aaron Glenn
>he refused to coach for them
Thank fucking God. He looks like he has no idea what he's doing.

Micro Penis Jr.

Imagine if Penix Jr becomes the face of the league

>>151376590
>Michael "I'm Too Scared to Watch So I'll Hide" Penis Jr

>>151376606
I wouldn't even be mad if he has a good career, I just like making fun of him

YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team, Da Bears, have:
>their franchise quarterback
>the most sought-after coaching prospect of this decade+
>their run game improving
>a much-improved o-line
>a very good defense that will only get better
>their GM that can only go up from here
>all their picks to add onto the run game/defense/o-line
and have won their last 3 games?

>>151376416
True It all started going to shit when executives went with the "quality over quantity" mindset because it killed off creativity. Nobody wants to take risks making goofy games anymore.

>>151376416
I bought a ps5 to play Expedition 33, and in that particular case I'm incredibly happy I did, but beyond that I'm not really sure what possessed me to make such a purchase. All I play is remasters like Turok 1&2, Quake I&II, and indie titles like Nine Sols and Rain World.
I probably wasted my money on this console, but I'm glad I got to experience Ex33.

>>151376640
I am not ready to call Caleb the franchise QB yet, but I am all in on Ben Johnson

>>151376582
That's fantastic ^_^

>>151376585
He seems like a good dude and clearly a good coordinator, but he's just lost out there, he's missing something, maybe he can turn it around though.

See you Sunday saintsbro, I'll be in your town to visit family.

>>151376514
NOOO!!! BAD KITTEH!!!

I have yet to listen to an NFL podcast that wasn’t complete reddit garbage

>>151376674
He wasn't even a good coordinator

>>151376686
Podcats are just a bad product...youtube essays are much better

>>151376472
my niners are about to go on a historic losing streak

>>151376688
He had construction workers playing competently against the best teams in the league last season, he's pretty good.

>>151376686
>15 minute NFL video
>5 minutes of ads and "please buy my tshirts"

>>151376699
Realest shit I've ever read, I absolutely struggle to find good podcasts, they're all shit, on every subject. (Ken Hill Racing podcast not withstanding)

>>151376701
Your schedule is cupcake outside of your own division. You're making the playoffs but losing immediately

>>151376703
No he didn't the defense was the worst in the NFL.

>>151376703
are you high? that defense was getting shredded by every good offense they faced

>>151376724
yeah if the team was healthy. Our hopes were crushed when Bosa went down but losing Fred was the final nail on that coffin.

when caleb gets the ball late and has to put a drive together to win the game, i have supreme confidence in him already bros
everything else might not be pretty, but hes shown he is ice cold in those need it situations
he did it multiple times last season too but the retard coaching led to the games being losses

>>151376699
>Podcats
You have given me an idea.

>>151376516
I would like to inform you... his name is not
>dj mustard
It's literally
>dj mustard on the beat

kek jills and commodes lost to a rb and a couple guards and a zest magnet with the pull of a black hole rocking pink fingernails as field general

da flu friends, i'm scared

>>151376762
>black people

>>151376516
hello nick mullen

I wish I had a cat :(

>>151376742
retard

>>151376786
Same, my bitch wife wont let me

Patty Cuckitini

>>151376786
>walk outside
>wait
>you now have a cat
The first part is scary, but you can do it!

Holy fuck, Sam Darnold actually figured it out. Not saying he's elite but he's damn good now and can salvage his career. Happy for him bros.

>>151376810
Exchange her for cat.

Cats are for fat women and homosexuals

How come the Bills have the most unnoteworthy roster ever? I personally think the QB is not all that but supposedly he is “the one” and yet he no fellow superstar to assist. That’s why their seasons always go down the toilet.

>>151376567
I never did that, I wanted them to fire AG for 2 years, I was ecstatic when another team actually hired him.

yessir yessir yessir

>>151376313
Hello I'd like to discuss these takes
>>151376640
>>151376742
I am a Bears fan, and I don't know how to feel about Caleb Williams. He's maybe the best quarterback we have ever had stats-wise to start his career, but his competition is, let's be honest, pathetic. It's a low bar. I have been watching tape and his tendency to throw off target is alarming. It has to be the worst in the league. He only seems to shine when rolling out once a play breaks down. Do I hold out hope? What are the best and worst case scenarios here, realistically? Long time listener, first time caller. Thanks, love the show.

>>151376810
>>151376786
you won't fool me you brain worm addled freaks

>>151376837
Rude

I wish I had a nuclear attack submarine :(

>>151376786
You are a mere $40 and a trip to the SPCA away from living this dream

>>151376849
The brain worms are awesome. They literally reduce fear and allow you to behave like less of a bitch.

>>151376854
Iran pls

>>151376854
Will you visit the Titanic?

>>151376839
look up their record for 20 years prior to Allen, that's what they are. Allen's a dawgless bitch but they're forever 6-11 fodder without him

>>151376859
That’s the worms talking

>>151376856
Sometimes local shelters even give them away for free ^_^

>>151376864
What the fuck would I do there?

>>151376871
touché

>retards still putting money on the donkeys, cuccs, and ratbirds

yikes

>>151376892
According to my research - implode.
Oh hey, you could be just like the Eagles this year!

>>151376892
loot

>>151376849
Just pop a zyn and let the nicotine kill the worms.

>>151376786
It'll wake you up every morning too early and yell at you for food constantly

Are the Falcons... good?

>>151376928
This is very, very true.

>>151376847
Caleb is fine, you're just focusing on his worst attribute like his accuracy on short throws

I don't want to play the Giants

>>151376938
Only at home.

>>151376486
you fags literally lost to the Jaguars. You ain't shit.

>>151376938
Nobody is good this year. All we know for sure is there are some awful teams. Everyone else is on fraud alert.

>>151376837
Perfect for you then

>>151376847
If all it is are accuracy issues it's a lot easier to fix than something like Fields shit processing, he's learning a ton of new shit about throwing the ball (measured drop backs, footwork, arm mechanics) that the previous regime just didn't bother to teach him, so there's tons of potential for improvement.

HOWEVER, I've seen a lot of people say that it isn't specifically an accuracy issues, but more mental, he's either rushing balls or second guessing himself, letting perfect get in the way of good, because we've seen him throw some absolute dimes so it's not like he can't. That sounds like an easier thing to fix, but if could also be a huge issue that he can't get out of. Time will tell but you have to remember, the coaching was so bad last season it's hard to draw anything from it at all, I think we'll have a clearer picture come the end of this season.

>>151376961
We have the refs again. 31 teams on suicide watch.

>>151376961
The reigning champs lost to a rookie QB.

Is he ever getting another chance?

Real question, why are people even acting like Rashee Rice is anything more than a replacement level WR? He's hurt all the fucking time, he's not that productive when he does play, and he will definitely do more dumbass shit that will take him off the field again.

This season is the mouthiest I can remember Chiefs fans being and they literally are average. I suspect it's just extreme levels of cope.

>>151376961
Chiefs lost to the 4 win Colts in 2022 and won the owl

>>151376948
I don't either, I think Skattebo might kill us.

>>151377009
So you're saying Mahomes is that good?

>>151376948
>>151377018
Too bad

Imagine rooting for a team that needs refball to win, because one of the players is dating a pop star. Sad.

>>151377034
I can't tell what would be funnier, a QB named Penis being an obvious bust and out of the league in 5 years. Or a QB named Penis being a 15 year starter.

>>151377045
Feels good

>>151376974
It's over for the league

>only wins were against teams that currently have one win or less
>struggled against every single one of them
>QB cries at shitty movies starring his "wife"

How did no one figure out the Bills were frauds before the Pats/Falcons games?

>>151377045
Absolutely mindbroken.

>>151377045
I’m not going to pretend to be surprised when I see another chiefs player get punched in a game

>>151376854
For me it's an M2 Flamethrower

>>151377034
>>151377049
He’s going to the games dressed as a penis now too

>>151377067
I do it for she

>>151377061
those hands say +200lbs

>>151377063
Ok, that one gave me a laugh.

>>151377065
I did, I told you early on their wins were against teams that were collectively 3-17 or some shit

>>151377002
Jets are gonna trade for him and then he will begin his redemption arc

>>151377065
You just figured this out now and not when he won MVP despite having zero accolades for it

>points out facts

>"NOOO YOU ARE MINDBROKEN!

lol insecure much?

>>151377045
This is nesbitt lmao zesty AF

>>151377089
I'm sure he beat at least one team with a winning record last year

Why do Billsfags want to fire McDermott? He’s a good coach, especially considering the roster talent (or lack there of) he has to carry. It’s not his fault Allen can’t read a zone defense to save his life.

>>151377034
>literally name your kid Micro Penis Jr
Why did his parents hate him

>listening to random stuff of spotify
>get into rock
>pretty good
>pretty much nothing after ~1985

why did rock die?

>>151377093
SHIET YOUZ RITE NIGGUH HE SNEEDA TAKE DAT PIC WITH SOME HUZZ N HIS PITBULL NO CAP

>>151377045
Kelce unironically commits a penalty every play, it’s why true ball knowers put a power gap between him and gronk

>>151377093
oof

>>151376694
Shit, this hits hard... and I thought the cake was gonna be safe this year.

Hate this faggot but god damn he is fun to watch

>>151377091
>facts

If you had proof of the refs rigging games, you could sue the NFL for gambling losses and you would win

>>151376847
The issue you have is coaching. A young QB needs stable steady development. Chicago refuses to provide this. They trade the future for the now like a junkie getting a title loan to pay his restitution and stay outta jail knowing damn well he won’t be able to make it to his McJob without his car when he inevitably can’t pay it back and ends up careless, jobless, and incarcerated 30 days later.

>>151377100
He's a defensive minded coach whose defense always sucks. How can you not want to get rid of him?

>>151377104
Are you alright?

>>151377103
because rock is inherently a commercialized, derivative genre

>>151377117
That’s not true, they can rig games. Nfl is entertainment not actual sport

>>151377117
No you wouldn't retard

>>151377034
>benis XD

>>151377117
Except you can't because the NFL is the same tier as the WWE, that was already proven in court when the Saints fans sued over that DPI non-call.

>>151377111
in 1st grade, the class retard stuck his finger in the pencil sharpener and cranked the handle ripping off his fingernail and sending him running around bleeding. afterwards, we had to have a teacher sharpen our pencils

good times

>>151377111
That's a neat video.

>Jayden Daniels is a top 5 QB in the league.
Why does Colin suck this dudes cock so much?

Through the first 1/3 of the season the NFCN has the best record again. They’re going to shit the bed in the playoffs again, aren’t they?

>>151376944
That seems like an important attribute

>>151377124
then why is pop so popular?

>>151377150
He’s trying to fuck Jayden’s mom.

>>151377153
Of course

>>151377117
stop putting words in my mouth. I've always said that Chiefs can only win when they get favorable calls/no calls. It's that simple and I've only been proven right

>>151376928
>yell at you for food constantly
cant you just get one of those automatic feeders that spits out a few kibbles every hour or so?

>>151377175
Do you want your cat to be ridiculously fat?

>>151377045
Still crying, lil bro?

>>151377182
Silly anon, you can set how much and how often it triggers.

>>151377161
rock music is pop music. pop music never stopped being popular

>>151377117
>you could sue the NFL

Saints fans already tried that, after they were blatantly fucked by obvious refball in the playoffs against the Rams.

Nothing ever came of it.

>>151377117
>>151377126
>>151377137
I’m going to add, as people already stated the obvious (that yes the nfl can rig games) but you see the term “franchise” thrown around in regards in the nfl. Not a coincidence. It’s not truely independently owned sports teams like in other leagues but think actual franchises like an individual Subway shop that falls under the corporate Subway umbrella. It’s not really team vs team. It’s the NFL vs the NFL. It’s one reason why TV deals are handled by the NFL and it didn’t have the entirely independent local deals like MLB or college football conferences

>>151377117
>you could sue the NFL for gambling losses and you would win
Sorry fren, it's "Sports Entertainment" for a reason. Betting on the NFL is the thing that should not be allowed.

>>151377196
That was a good no-call. Saints player intentionally initiated contact with the defender to try and draw a flag. Some real Chiefs-level bullshit, and the refs saw right through it.

>>151377103
You're listening to the wrong stuff, try Softplay.

Harbaugh is taking us to the promised land!

When did lointrannies get so annoying?

>>151377227

t. Chiefs fan

>>151377153
Nah, Bears will pull a cheeky 7th seed and bounce the 2 seed Commanders on a last second hail mary that wasn't at all engineered by the refs, before they get clapped by the Giants or Rams or something.

Bills fans melting down today.

>>151377227
Corner never got his head around

>>151377255
The moment they tasted anything resembling success they started acting like wins were somehow owed to them and forgot they're still a poverty franchise until proven otherwise.

The king has chosen an heir

>baltipoor is such a mess not even CJGJ wants to be there

lamo

>>151377268
How can he write that much without a checkmark?

>>151377276
let's go Beane get on it you useless faggot

>>151376472
The Dolphins are a bottom 5 team minimum. Not only is there a deficient in talent on both sides of the ball, their locker room makes the California wild fires look like a smoldering cigarette. They are a complete trainwreck that only has a win because they're lucky enough to have played the Jets.

>>151377272
looks like he got his head around a W that game
hah gottem

>>151377266
>2 seed commanders

>>151377255
massive influx of bandwagoners

>>151377295
Did you see that refball last night? They're a playoff lock, Roger has already decided.

>>151377296
>born 2006
imagine not being sentient for the 2000s
t. 2002GOD

>>151377300
Playoff lock and 2 seed are different things.
Yes I think the entire nation saw the refball. But even with all that they still lost to the dogshit bears. Even egregious amounts of refball can't overcome the burden of fumbling fucking retards and abysmal defense, at least not enough to secure the 2 seed. Best I can do is 6th.

>>151377103
>why did rock die?

all the quality rock musicians drifted towards metal and what was left made shitty grunge and rap-rock albums

>>151377319
>t. 2002GOD

if you were born after 9/11, please leave

>>151377103
because we liked it too much

30+ board zoomers out

>>151377255
Meh they earned it, but tragically also earned their playoff losses.

>>151377319
>1987
>still wasn't alive to see the Raiders win an owl

>>151376296 (OP)
Kino orbs
>Steelers Packers #2
>Bills Lions
Regrettably
>Eagles Chiefs #3
Longshots
>Bears Patriots #2
>Rams Chargers

FUN FACT: Mac Jones has more passing yards than Jalen Hurts despite playing two less games on a team filled with backups

>>151377388
I'm 1984, was alive for the Kino Bears orb but don't remember it outside of watching the 85 Bears video tape about 100 times as a kid

>>151377399

Jags-Lions would be kino. Two big cats, kittying it up.

88 pass attempts BRUH

>>151377334
To be honest I don't even care about the commanders or where they end up, but the Bears are a 7th seed at best so to play the commies wild card weekend they would need to be the 2 so I could make my shit post work.

>>151377388
>1986
>my Chiefs hurt me for decades
>now everyone hates us
Still doesn't feel real.

I don’t get the anti Chiefs schizos. The NFL loses potential profits every time a small town team like the Chiefs makes it to the Owl. If they were to rig it for anyone it would be teams with huge fanbases like the Cowboys or Steelers, not my innocent Chiefs. The coordinated hate campaign is unjust.

>>151377431
Based dogwhistle

>>151377399
Bears Patriots would actually go insane.

>>151377410
Yeah my dad had a VHS of every superbowl up until the Steelers lost to the Cowboys (he's a Steeler's fan kek). I miss building towers out of those things.

>>151377399
Bears Colts 2
Bucs broncos

>>151377455
Sorry, the Patriots are never allowed to participate in the Owl ever again.

It’s impressive that Scary Terry has already proven both why they needed to pay him and why it’s a bad idea to give a big contract to a 31 year old receiver.

>>151377388
>>151377410
>>151377446
Based boomers, I'm 1994 and I miss Devin Hester.

>>151377371
Gen Z sings the cuck anthem (Mr. Brightside) every Saturday kek

>>151377450

>The NFL loses potential profits every time a small town team like the Chiefs makes it to the Owl.

Stopped reading right there. The NFL doesn't lose money on any team in any Super Bowl.

>>151377446
It's such a tonal whiplash, Chiefs went from the super sleepy consistently ok team to the premier star studded media darling overnight. Same with the Patriots. God damn they were forgettable shitters before Brady.

>>151377441
I figured. How about bears win the north and commanders get the 5 seed

>>151377481
Hester was so fun to watch. And Dante Hall, too.

>>151377503
>bears win the north
lmao they’re not beating detoilet, minnesomalia or green gay

>>151377501
>Same with the Patriots. God damn they were forgettable shitters before Brady.
They really were. Like how tf did they even make it to XXXI? My brain has totally blanked it out.

Got around to watching the Chiefs-Lions game. Goof is a checkdownbabby through and through. You can't win with these QBs

Drakey make ya quakey?

I understand why Bo Nix gets so fucking mad now. Payton is a retard

>>151377522
GUARANTEED 4TH? Surely there's a path for the Bears to make playoffs. They're going to start 7-2 for god's sake!
Unless...
Could we see the first ever conference to send all 4 teams to the playoffs with this years NFCN?

*barfs*

>>151377560
SO MUCH SOUL

>>151377525
goof isn’t winning the NFC ever again

>>151377571
he never has

>>151377575
Retard

>>151377524
Heavy doses of Drew Bledsoe and Curtis Martin. I just looked up the wiki for that season. They had a piss baby schedule and lucked into the Mike Tomczac Steelers and the Mark Brunnell Jaguars in the playoffs. Normally I can recall every Steeler post season loss with 100% clarity because my dad spazzing out but I don't remember that one at all.

>>151377536
WRs can't get open. Can't blame it all on the playcalling. Troy Franklin is still an abject disaster too with both drops and that awful fumble. Nix just doesn't trust the guys he's throwing to outside of Sutton and Engram

>>151377560
>pats over bills
>jags over chargers
>steelers over broncos
>colts over jags
>steelers over pats
>steelers over colts

>seahawks over eagles
>niners over lions
>packers over rams
>bucs over seahawks
>niners over packers
>niners over bucs

>steelers over niners

>>151377575
he did with the rams like 5 years ago but that was before you started watching football i guess

>>151377450
>Taylor swift is small market

>>151377575
>>151377586
>>151377607
BTFO

>>151377560
>broncos beat steelers
>broncos beat chorgers
>broncos beat bills
>broncos beat seahawks in the Owl

Would be absolutely KINO

>>151377560
Feels like the dawn of a new era with Rodgers, Wilson, Flacco and Stafford all on the brink of retirement.

>>151377624
Too bad muhfugen bix nood sucks

>>151377450
Thing is the Chiefs been breaking every viewership record

Which is pretty cool for a small market team

>>151377624
HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151377560
>Bucs Rams playoff rematch

>>151377571
Beyond the divisional almost every roster is stacked. Goff has consistently failed against comparable talent, and the Lions defense is nowhere near good enough to carry him

>>151377560
>Patriots Buccaneers superbowl

>>151377529
When is this guy going to enter the MVP conversation? Is it because of Patty "Cuckitini" Mahomo?

>>151377631
This new batch of QBs suck.

>>151377641
This but unironically

>>151377624
>barely beat the jets when they have the worst QB and HC in the league
>expect to win an owl

lol, lmao even

>>151377648
As long as the Bucs win

Chargers v Bucs Owl
>tfw baby blues and creamcicles

>>151377652
He lost to the Raiders

>>151377663
Cmon bruh

>>151377665
Wasn't his fault, though.

>>151377589
Bledsoe just always felt so mediocre to me for some reason. Martin was certainly good. They just seemed like such a boring team for some reason, and I blink and they're suddenly in the SB.
It's odd - I'm obviously very happy with KC's recent success, but I really do miss 90s football.

>>151377663
Hell yeah, girl. Men's fashion is my passion

>>151377657
>only 13 points on the jetties defense
kekkini!

>>151377560
>2 Black QBs

>>151377654
i'll take patti, joshie, bakey, and lamar over brady, rodgers, payton, and big ben ever single time

>>151377492
Mr. Brightside came out before any of us were even alive. Shitlinneal core.

>>151376854
What would you even do with it? And where are you gonna get the like 200 people it takes to drive it around?

>>151377690
Spoken like a based retard

>>151377657
It's the international games. They fucking suck for both teams regardless of where they're at. Keep games in the US, this London, Mexico City wherever the fuck shit is genuinely bad for both teams involved

>>151376694
It’s always an emotional roller coaster with the suicide hotline on speed dial as a bills fan.

>>151377693
And yet low test zoomer cucks sing it at every CFB game :)

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

PROVOKING

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

>>151377693
I’m a zoomer and I was 5 when Mr Cuckside came out. We’re getting old, the alphas are calling us uncs now

>>151377696
to hit the shipping lanes in the south china sea

Why don't any teams have cool uniforms

>>151377450
Nobody likes ref babies. Sorry kid

Say all you want about Jayden Daniels but hes the most /fa/ athlete in the league

Burrbros I'd like you to imagine, just for one shining moment, 2018 Tarik Cohen in the backfield of this offense. Just imagine it with me, I miss that lil nigga so fucking much.

>>151377711
>loses to squirts and the niggles at home
kek

>>151377696
Bro just hook up a vidya controller to it and pilot it yourself. Maybe take some rich friends and a child with you.

>>151377411
kek

>>151377724
If you mean actually fashionable, maybe. But Joey Burrow is the most /fa/ with his goofy fucking jackets and Super Mario tshirts

>>151377720
This looks like dogshit. Did you mean to post another picture?

>>151377560
STOP THE COUNT

>>151377731
that just made him angrier lol every loss is a zenkai boost

>>151377693
I remember buying it for 99 cents on iTunes with my mom's credit card

>>151377714
>we
You were born in 1999. Lame ass unc millenial stop trying to reappropriate our culture.

Pats legit might win out

Chiefs Kingdom

>>151377773
delusional

>>151377560
Can we just cut the season off now and run with this? Kino games across the board, kino 1 seeds

>>151377654
I didn’t say it was a good thing

>>151377731
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH

>>151377802
Heckin!

>>151377773
For sure

>>151377802
Sorry, KC will be in the AFCCG again. You know it in your heart.

>>151377772
Mr Brightside came out in 2003. 98 is elder zoomer territory.

>>151377690
>lameme, cuck allen and faker over QBs who can actually win their conference
top lel

What's up with lameme, anyways? He just decide to sit this season out?

>>151377842
Smart man

I quite literally can't care about this season anymore after losing both Bosa and Warner.

>>151377842
He just needs more help.

brady was 12
baker is 6
12+6 = 18
18= 6x3

666
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
BAKER MAYFIELD
IS YOUR MVP

i really don't understand the obsession with mr. brightside. it's not even their best song (which is when you were young)

>>151377865
its the cuck song it gets peoples adrenaline up, are you mr brightside?

>>151377865
Gen Z is full of low test cuckolds. It resonates with them.

>>151377842
he's getting ready

>>151377842
he was informed of the white boy takeover and his bussy prolapsed naturally

>>151377865
zoomers don't even like that song. the singer is regaling you with his generational aura loss. why would that possibly appeal to us tate hustlers?
pure millenialcore. you will never catch a real zoomer singing that shit.

>>151377814
>this mad
Yikes

>>151377720

teams should really stop trying to look cool and modern when the raiders and packers have already found perfection

>>151377842
Decided to get more help himself

>>151377900
They sing it every Saturday at college games, lil bro.

>>151377858
Why are you all injured this year? You usually send everyone to the morgue one year then hire a necromancer the following year and have success. The whole team was in varying states of decay last year, so you were supposed to be nearly unkillable this season.

>>151377772
1999 is zoomer dumbass, if you don't remember 9/11 you're not a millennial.

>>151377821
Easily. Despite their record, Chiefs are a better team than last year and every other top team in the AFC took a huge step down. I don't see anyone beating this team especially if the refs keep calling the games like they have in their previous 2.

Oof, Panthers play the JEST next week, Rico finna go for 350. BETTER BUCKLE UP.

>>151377925
Russell Wilson is a terrorist

broncos should genuinely bring these back

>>151377865
It's a great song and you're a spode if you can't see that.
See:
>>151377875
>>151377880
>>151377900

>>151377560
>>151377925
This was last year's standings after Week 6

the aways may be even kinoer

>>151377882
>powerful

>>151377943
Broncos need to stop trying to look like the bears, go back to orange as the primary color rather than blue

>>151377936
I live in upstate SC now and everyone is screaming trap game. Would be hilarious. The talk radio here is awful when things are going well

>>151377882
So he's retiring with the #8

>>151377914
we don't sing that faggot shit.
millenials just cannot cope with the undeniable fact that they are the definition of uncool. even the boomers who sold their birthrights to the third world in their relentless hedonistic pursuits have more aura than you do it's actually sad.

>Look up when McLaurin will be back for the Commies
>See the real name of his injury
>Proximal rectus femoris tear at the pelvis
Are you telling me that Scary Terry has a torn bussy and the Commanders fans in this thread have been keeping it a secret?

>>151377882
He's just like Cam Newton - far too concerned with personal accolades to ever truly elevate the men around him.

>>151377967
they did that like 12 years ago though. they only wear navy like once a year now with white helmets. looks more like the og chargers than bears

>>151377967
Orange is our primary.

>>151377986
I see thousands of college age zoomers singing it in CFB. Continue to deny reality all you want.

He's this years protagonist and if you cant see that you're fucking retarded.

>>151378006
hes joel embiid. a fleecing fraud mvp with a gaping bussy

>>151377992
F

>>151377943
mmm, the piss and shit color scheme!

>>151378010
>>151378013
Then I must have only caught the one game this year where they wore the navy unis, they looked like Bears jerseys.

>>151378027
He is the most universally beloved player this season

>>151377722
>muh 0 penalties
This has happened 10 times in the last 5 years with numerous teams
>muh goof tuddy
Move to canada if you want to watch a game that allows running starts
>ignores the 10 flag brazil game and the 13 flag jags game
Stick to blaming the injuries, buddy, it's less embarassing than posting ai slop podcast cope. Rice returns next week btw

>>151378033
we had a literal piss and shit bowl with the away packers and the all brown browns this year. shit won too lol

>>151377992
Ay this nigga rip his bussy

>>151378052
>>muh goof tuddy
called back because some greedy faggot put 5k on him to score first for a 450000 payout

>>151378052
It’s surprising the raiders have played with that level of discipline multiple times

>>151377045
You know, now that I remember it the Chiefs refball narrative all started after a 2019 Chiefs vs Lions game

the biggest refball whiners in the league are the detoilet fans, this explains the apex in the last few years of refposting coinciding with their rise of bandwagon.

I think it all stems, all of this ref narrative today, from that one Cowboys Lions game.

>>151378071
lol

>listen to The Killers
>still play PS1 & PS2 games
>still shoot film and develop it myself at home
>just bought a $100 coffee hand grinder

If someone were to brutally murder Kevin patullo, the chances for an eagles repeat would increase significantly. Not just because he would not be calling plays anymore, but also because it would make them rally behind him.

>>151377967
Broncos new ownership is experimenting with designs. They know the retros were a fucking hit. It's Walmart, they're figuring it out.

>>151378078
It's because Al's dead. They league intentionally called more penalties against them prior

>>151377273
this is a plague upon many fanbases

>>151378052
Clean game. Nothing to see here

>>151378109
its funny when the league steps in to fuck with owners. david tepper was getting fucked every week with panther blowouts until he stopped mouthing off and being a 24/7 cunt

>>151377992
Kek

>>151378089
we read the 5000 word Schizo manifesto

>>151378105
literally all they need to do is make an updated version of the throwback the new uniform. its such a tier 1 uniform its not even funny. very few uniforms are completely spotless like it. falcons retros and bucs creams are up there

connections was really hard today

I miss when /sp/ would have threads for calling into sports shows so goddamn much. Never laughed that hard in my life.

>>151378135
Lol yeah. Also, it seems Teppers is letting people do their fucking job too. That faggot used to draw up plays and tell Rhule to run them during games.

Does this mean they are elite?

>>151378071
>Item 3. T-Formation Quarterback. It is legal for a T-Formation Quarterback to go in motion, whether he has placed his hands under center, on his knees, or on the body of the center. However, it is a false start if the action is quick and abrupt. IF THE PLAYER FAILS TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP FOR AT LEAST ONE FULL SECOND PRIOR TO THE BALL BEING SNAPPED, IT IS ILLEGAL MOTION.

Looks like the casual sports fans are starting to get tired of the media sucking off Allen. Read the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKd_2HVS95Y

>>151378190
if we go by connections made, i can still climb ladders when complexions fade yeugh

>>151378182
NFL rules for new default unis is about 4 years to change it between redesigns. So it will be a couple more years if Walmart wants to make another change

>>151378248
fuck that theyre walmart throw some money at the nfl for an expedited change lol. also its extremely soulless that pat bowlens broncos became the god forsakened walmart broncos

>>151378242
what in the niggerspeak did you just say

It's TIME
https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1

>>151378304
time for you to buy an ad

>>151378304
>it's TIME
for Zyklon B

Bakerbros...we had our fun...

>>151378315
it's too expensive in this economy

watch the raiders beat the chiefs lol

>>151378328
and i can't wait to have even more fun all the way to february

>>151378350
Even Colin Cowherd has bent the knee.

Chiefs are back on top where they belong.

>>151378280
google it cracka

>>151378360
The Seahawks used to be in our division, as well.

>crypto crashes
>green team eagles collapse
>red team chiefs surge
uoooohhhh im gonna knowwwwwwww

>>151378360
Chiefs were unironically just missing one piece and now they have it. They've already caught up to the Broncos and surpassed them.

>bend the knee
of course it's chiefskiddies spouting that yuro cuck shit

>>151378131
>this slow mo of < 1 second of contact on a first down red zone play caused the lions to get gaped by a puerto rican midget for the rest of the drive and have -4 yards on their next drive
Go ahead, blame it on the phantom offsides from the goof tuddy next. Or claim Hutchinson didn't arrive late, either cope is funny

>>151378405
>Broncos: 4-2
>Queefs: 3-3
Nice surpassing bro

>>151378401
>he doesn't own gold and silver
Your team will probably lose too

>>151378350
Isn't it supposed to be "who did the most with the least?" That has to be Baker

Unironically think we are at the beginning of the end, they had to completely rework nielsen ratings to pretend there’s any growth

>>151378350
>still no love for Danny Dimes
Get the value while you can, fellas

>Eagles are in complete disarray
>Cowboys have the worst defense in the league
>Commanders are mid despite the hype
Is there any stopping >us now that the Darty Party is on?

>>151378401
Im bleeding money but this was funny

>>151378350
>fucking Manlove over Danny Dimes
We’re hitting unprecedented levels of disrespect

>>151378350
should be joe burrow

>>151378420
By surpass I meant they caught them in rings.
>Broncos 4-2
We're not worried about them. We'll have both our weapons when we play the Raiders, Broncos, and Chargers.

>>151376313
hello fren! i just want to send my /nfl/ frens greetings, most of you are pretty cool. looking forward to my vikies playing!

>>151378217
>pls saar ignore the 15/2 TD/TO ratio
>click my engagement farm like button pls saar
>bloody bastard blood clot bitch do not post the other 10 times this has happened this decade
>they are just not good okay pls saar submit bet slips against them rest of year saar

Coofs somehow managed to be more souless than a team owned by fucking Walmart lol

>>151378442
>if billionaires can't squeeze any more "growth" out of the populace, then it's over
I'm okay with it being "so over" actually

>>151378472
I'm still skeptical about Rice elevating the Chiefs.
t. Chiefs fan

>>151378350
why is mahomes still so high

Allen bros.....

>>151378516
He can afford good weed.

>>they are just not good okay pls saar submit bet slips against them rest of year saar
I'm no longer surprised that retards have been falling for this ever since Tyreek left

>>151378510
Im worried too...need to see how hes gonna look after that injury

But its exciting regardless

>>151378453
injuries

>>151378516
His bull has good weed

>>151378544
>But its exciting regardless
It is.
If nothing else, teams will have to gameplan against him.

>>151378516
>>151378350
>why is mahomes still so high
See picrel, he did this without his WR1 and WR2. Imagine what he does now that he has them.

>>151378510
You must not have followed the Chiefs training camp. He's noticeably better than the rest of the bunch.

>>151378472
>We’ll
>our
What position do you play, chiefskiddie?

>>151378516
Probably the 1,700 scrimmage yards, 15 TOTTD, and 2 INT (1 being his fault) statline through a gauntlet of a first 1/3 of the season without his WR1. If someone finished with 5,100 yards, 45 TDs, and 6 TOs, it wouldn't make much sense to not be in the MVP race.

>>151378617
That works on them but not me webm spammer who was outed as a Bucs fan pretending to be a Broncos fan pretending to be a Lions fan.

>>151378589
He lost a lot. Other QBs on other teams put up godly numbers but get no shine because they keep losing. Why is mahomes different

>>151378589
>He's noticeably better than the rest of the bunch.
From a purely athletic standpoint sure. I think my real concern is that the team has really started to mesh with the schemes we're running on offense, and even though Rice is good on paper I worry that his sudden inclusion might throw things off for a bit.
I hope I'm wrong, of course.

>>151378493
I mean yeah shit will get really bizarre once the line doesn’t go up

I hope more players starting punching the shit out of Chiefs players. If the zebras don't want to call a fair game then you can't be surprised when the players get pissed.

>>151378652
based

>>151378652
The NFL would unironically be saved if some third-string pass rusher just sacrificed his career to give the mutt a career-ending injury. He'd probably be suspended indefinitely but he'd never have to buy a drink again

>>151378646
>He lost a lot.
Jared Goff has more wins than Mahomes but there's something called strength of schedule. The only two good teams the Lions played was the Chiefs and Packers and they lost by two possessions in those games.

>>151378647
>I worry that his sudden inclusion might throw things off for a bit.
>I hope I'm wrong, of course.
He's been training this entire time according to his team mate. I expect him to look rusty for 2 game but then be back to his former self. He's the guy that's going to fix their endzone issues since there's not enough space back there to utilize Worthy or Hollywood's speed and they are too skinny for short range stuff.

>>151378636
>lose when they play against a top 16 defense
>statpad against bottom 5 defenses
MVP MVP MVP

>>151378728
In your hypothetical world I think the Swifties would kill him and anyone even remotely involved.

>>151378752
stfu tranny

>>151378652
The fact it hasn’t happened earlier shows me most of these fags are unserious competitors back in my day he would’ve been retired by now

No wonder the Texans just dropped him like an unwanted baby on an orphanage doorstep. Dude is so ass even the Ravens don’t want him.

>>151378752
I don’t think the swifties actually give a shit about zesthomes they probably wouldn’t even notice if a back up was playing

>>151378652
>>151378708
>>151378728
>>151378777
>I can't beat them in the game so I'll resort to violence
Post your hands.

>>151378752
>women and limp-wristed trannies doing anything to a professional football player

>>151378797
We love mahomie hes family

>chiefskiddies are sissies
tale as old as time

Old men alert

>>151378777
>most of these fags are unserious competitors
Well, yeah. The guy who "should have won the MVP" last season benched himself because his feelings got hurt. The midget in Arizona had to take time off to play the most recent slop shooter vidya.
Many such cases.

>>151378728
I don't know why we don't see more intentional roughing the passer plays in general. I get that it's a harsh penalty, but rattling their starting QB seems pretty worth the loss of yardage it if you can make it look accidental.

>>151378850
Dam it really is 2006 all over again

>>151376561
Cute ankles

>>151378809
That’s what the chiefs do yes, committing blatant penalties every play why are you surprised when someone gives you a taste of your own medicine

>>151378876
colts won that season :)

>>151378850
Absolute kino

>>151377730
Rank em:
Anthony Thomas
Cedric Benson
Tarik Cohen
Matt Forte
David Montgomery
D'Andre Swift
Khalil Herbert
Thomas Jones

>>151378809
The game IS violence retard, tacking someone isn’t a fucking pacifist maneuver. If he wasn’t playing in modern nu nfl on any of his le wacky scrambles he’d get annihilated by a LB that would be close to double his weight

Week 6 will be known as the great exposing

Every SB contender is a fraud

chiefs fans ask reddit for relationship advice

>>151378934
Trash.

Done.

I would really like us to not shit the bed now that everybody thinks we're good like we have the last few years when everybody started thinking we're good

>>151378777
Remember that Saints program where they put bounties on the opposing teams players? lmao

>>151378850

rodgers is 2-0 against flacco

>>151378976
Stop spamming your dumb kike show over here we DGAF what your jew ass thinks about the mutt

Do dating apps ban you quickly if you say something inappropriate? I was blackout on Saturday and couldn’t remember if I had sent someone something or just swiped away from them. They’re someone I grew up knowing mutually

Football went from being a pseudo-combat sport to sports entertainment. "He's trying to intentionally hurt our quarterback!" No shit, that's the point of a sack.

>>151378975
How much would mahomie be would they get the State Farm bonus for getting kelshit too

>>151379017
It's grindr, you'll be fine.

>>151379017
you will find out eventually fren :)

Uh oh Joshie looks to have gotten neutered

>>151379017
Not cool of him to ghost you

>>151379007
>we
you don't speak for me faggot

>>151378992
juju really found out the hard way :D

>>151379047
Literally this. I hate when the media talking shills say shit like no one wants to watch le bad QB play no one wants le QB to get hurt. What I want to watch is actual sport and competition not this performative gay nonsense where “competitors” are all nepo babies getting checks to make sure their opponent doesn’t get le hurt :(

And for the fellow boomers, does anyone else feel like despite the baby shit that is modern nfl that injuries are even worse? All these soft ass faggots now just KWAB themselves from making a routine play.

>>151379063

nfl player and drag queen, xey's really progressive

>>151376472
one of the worst powerrankings i've ever seen.

>>151379047
Would be cool to see prime Night Train in today's nfl

>>151379062
wondering when “eventually” is, it’s been three days and word travels fast
>>151379058
>>151379070
my partner would leave me if they found out I was on there

BREAKING NEWS: THE MIAMI DOLPHINS HAVE STILL NOT FIRED MIKE MCDANIEL OR CHRIS GRIER

“People” who actually think the nfl isn’t completely co-opted by sports betting are genuinely retarded, or shills.

MLB? Legitimate gambling scandals
NBA? Legitimate gambling scandal
College basketball? Legitimate gambling scandals
UEFA? Legitimate gambling scandals
Boxing? Legitimate gambling scandals out the ass

>>151379072
Fuck you dumb kike nigger faggot tranny bloody bitch basterd sir!

new
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>>151379228
>>151379228

>>151378746
>lions
>6 INT
>3 FF
>19 sacks
>top 10 in every defensive metric going into week 6
>#1 scoring DST in fantasy going into week 6
>???
>le bottom 5 defense
This is a dumber and more schizophrenic cope than weaping about refs or injuries

>>151379216
It was just the refs before (doing it at the game manipulation level) now the NFL got everyone in on it.