Thread 151377210

teams:
england: pic related

literally who: literally who?

>>151377210 (OP)
sanchingz got 3 baby mommas trying to get some money off him now
AND one tranny called cocaina (im not joking)

time to dab on these pathetic shitters

England fans get stabbed by some paki then sing a fruity oasis song

>>151377210 (OP)
>konsa
>spence
>rogers
literally not good enough for the england first team

Yakub approves of this match

>Kane's back
Prepare your arses for a dreary 1-0, followed by more whinging about atmosphere from are Tommy Tuckle

>>151377210 (OP)
what's the score?

>>151377248
lewis skelly isnt even good enough for the england u21 team

>>151377246
>tf
you should know better than anyone that pakistani/indian/bangladeshis are soft as shit

>>151377249
i praise him daily for creating me

aaaaaarsenal aaaaaaaaarsenal aaaaaaaarsenal

>>151377293
you stealing chelsea songs now

>>151377302
well we tried making our own and came up with north london forever so its probably for the best

AND ITS [POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE]
[POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE] FC
WE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM IN FOOTBALL
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

>>151377313
not even a north london club
grim

>emma lost for the 4th time in a row
kek

>>151377320
HELLO! HELLO!
WE ARE THE [POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE] BOYS

didnt ask..

>>151377210 (OP)
lads this team is literally shit
there are 3 good players in the starting 11
i thought this was our year?

>>151377354
>no bellingham
>no foden
>no palmer
>no rashford
its an improvement

have wales, ireland and scotland already qualified for this WC?

Qualifying is so easy nowadays i dont pay attention until the real thing starts

>>151377377
NO SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>151377377
same, we secured our spot long ago, was surprised to find other teams still scratching and clawing

>>151377348
I hate her so much it's negatively influencing my opinion of all Brits.

>>151377393
shes half romanian half chinese and was born in canada dont blame us

mason greenwood, joint top scorer in ligue one last season with ballon d'or winner ousmane dembele, should be recalled into the england squad

>>151377377
need asian wife

>>151377392
even mexico can somehow qualify and theyre dogshit

plss saaar...english roses....

>>151377413
I will never forgive the jews for what they did to her

>>151377377
Seriously though why don't Indians just wash themselves and stop shitting in the street? Not asking the world here

>>151377436
heres a live video feed from north london

>>151377413
lol only after watching some Trailer Park Boys clips recently did I realize that was Ricky's kid.

>>151377449
>'seriously though why dont fish throw their lungs in the bin and just breathe air, not asking the world here'

>>151377458
i will now go to north london and make more proper bri'ish

>>151377251
>more whinging about atmosphere from are Tommy Tuckle
England are away so I doubt it.

>>151377458
the food checks out

>>151377458
what the fuck is in that bowl? dirt??

>>151377497
that's a full english if you can believe it

>>151377458
Imagine having sex with this girl, imagine pumping a massive load of sperm directly into her womb as she wraps her thin arms around your neck welcoming more of your sperm for her enjoyment.

>>151377509
full english breakfast is peak, lil bro

any latvian anons going to join us?

>>151377458
>Happier than I'll ever be with all my first world comforts
Industrialization was a mistake

>>151377537
Comfy as fuck

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Finland again Grandpapa' one child begs.

'No, no! The legendary brace vs Norrth Macedonia!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Albania...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt.

A serene expression is on your face and all of Kane's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His World Cup hat trick against Panama, The legendary double in Volgograd. That tap in against Kosovo. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Kane.'

>>151377520
ya sure if you've got four hands, two stoves, three hours to waste in the morning and 150 dollars to spend on a breakfast sure

>>151377547
doesnt work
he won the golden boot at a world cup while rooney has fewer world cup goals than john stones

>>151377549
>150 dollars
you dont need to drink champagne with your breakfast thats just for posh cunts

>>151377549
>tp
>tf

Christ they suck.

>>151377593
so they're gonna win

>>151377593
Sherlock Holmes over here.

>>151377593
so they're gonna win

>>151377549
fat sheila does me a full english for a fiver at me local cafe

>>151377593
quietly confident we get a draw

whos up for a cheeky slurper 1-1 for 80 minutes then 2 late goals?

>>151377616
why are all our women so fat nowadays. i miss the size 0 era unironically

might watch deal or no deal instead to be fair

>>151377616
I'd give fat sheila a full english

>>151377640
>itv has an entire quiz channel
has ''free''view gone too far?

>>151377644
course you would thats your bread and butter

>>151377664
i should go to okinawa or hawaii one of these days

FUCK ENGLAND

>>151377640
Deal or No Deal is the stupidest show ever. There's literally no strategy involved, it's just dumb luck and everyone making gay comments to each other before they open their boxes.

>>151377683
Maybe one day.

>>151377698
The show could be over within 5 minutes, but gotta drag it on for an hour.

BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY

>>151377636
Damn fat sheila looks like that? I'd eat there every day

>>151377719
>ywn climb inside the mr blobby suit and fuck the qt inside while the show is going on

why even live

name a latvian football player

>>151377616
how fat is this aussie waitress of yours?

Negru

>>151377777
Based

>>151377777
well done youve ruined the thread

>>151377719
what the actual fuck is this

>>151377777
7 goal thriller incoming.

>>151377777
sigh..
*upvotes*

>>151377348
She's a disgrace.

>>151377777
COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>151377777
based
fuck jannies

>>151377806
wasn't interested until I saw the belly button piercing, what a game changer

>>151377837
you know thats a dwarf

>>151377846
zoomers have normalised dwarf/midget porn
midget is one of the top tags on porn sites nowadays

>>151377856
grim

>>151377777
Well done lad

>>151377846
thats the appeal

come on
latvia

>>151377846
>>151377856
when my wife got pregnant i asked the doctor what the odds were of the baby being a midget
he said not to worry only a small chance

>>151377846
speaks to the power of the belly button piercing I guess

was watching a little of the brazil japan friendly earlier and half the thread was watching along with anime vtbuers
it was very strange

>>151377777
tik a boo son

>>151377846
Erm, it's little person now.

>>151377878
what even qualifies as a dwarf, 5'6 and under for men?

latvia have a nice flag i like the off centre stripe and the unique colour
over shadowed by their neighbour estonia having a better flag albeit but still one of the best in europe

>>151377905
5'8" and under

proper pagan this
might sacrifice a goat after the game

i love england :)

latvia's national anthem sounds like that scene in a film when all the good guys get killed off at the end of the 2nd act

>>151377905
>>151377940
send me a link to your 'cord, I have some ideas of my own

Other national anthems are too long desu

>tfw ugly
>try tinder
>only girls that want me are pakistani
>theyre all 8/10+ but im not into race mixing or indian girls

its so joever

>>151377963
Just accept them bro, nothing wrong with creampie an Indian girl

is chase a rich person thing or something, sounds american to me, never heard of it here
dunno why they would sponsor english football on itv

>>151377963
get a indian girl

this match has cagey 1-0 written all over it

>>151377963
Get into tying broads up and whipping them.
The one's that are into that don't judge men on their looks, only on their whipping and roping skill.

>>151377963
Mate, literally go out with one and make her do British East India Company roleplay.

>>151377971
>>151377978
>>151377984

GTFO he's not a pervert

>>151377963
the white fever epidemic amongst indians is going too far. i see inbred looking guys with model tier indians all the time now

Is Englel's left back situation that dire? I rate Lewis-Skelly but he's barely had a look in this season behind Calafiori.

you lads think the jeet girls will actually meet up with ugly anon? they probably just like the ego boost of whites swiping on them

>Spence converted to Islam just so he could be the first Muslim NT player
remember when people used to convert to religions that they found most appealing?

>both teams have a foreign mercenary manager
State of em

>>151378011
hes an andrew tate muslim not a real one

>>151377777
whoa

tommy tickle's barnet looking weird

>>151378014
forens out. we have plenty of world class english managers to pick from
uncoil the coyle

>offside
Kane ruined it again.

>>151378046
saka was offside before m8

>>151378024
his full name is also Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence kek

>>151378054
yeah I saw the replay. state.

Every time I see england passing it right to left across the cbs I want to stop watching

>>151378058
>Hotep

did you lads see spence's trousers the other day?

>11 men behind the ball counter attacking again
Fuck off it's so boring, do your fans like seeing you do this?

>>151378058
problem, edomite?

>>151378085
i edomite heem you if you're not careful lad

bvsed away crowd

>>151377977
They're a challenger bank. Unlike traditional banks which are supposed to have physical high street branches you can walk into (although in practice you can't do this because they all get shut down and they're only open when people are busy working), these new waves of bank are managed completely digitally (usually via apps or websites).

very strange kegs

>crowd mocking Tuchel
lmao based. moaning BASTARD

just stuck a tenner on latvia to win 1-0
dead cert

>>151378103
Did I hear there's 2,500 there? Not bad.

TOMMY TOOSHOOLS BARMAY ARMAY!

has poo smellingham been frozen out or something?

>>151378111
Looking like PS2 game characters.

>>151378111
bit like a sleeping bag

>>151378112
what did they say?

>>151378120
Riga's a comfy day out tbf

>YOUR SUPPORT IS FUCKING SHIT
Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

>>151378113
post the receipt then.

>>151378103
God bless Ryanair for the cheap flights to Riga

>>151378134
we'll sing when we want
are we loud enough
something like that

>>151378138
>post the receipt then.
oh, but i did

>>151378136
Yeah I'd like to visit Latvia and Estonia.

Kane's a bit shit, should replace him like the rest of the squad

>>151378134
they're singing
>WE'LL ONLY SING WHEN WE WANT TO
and
>ARE WE LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

plus
>>151378138

>>151378111
I wish I could be so carefree to not worry about staining the bottom of my trousers.

>>151378158
i dont even like wearing white tshirts

>>151377348
what is wrong with her face? Inbred paki genes?

Another fucking sitter missed by Kane. I literally yelled so loud. HOW IS HE MISSING THAT.

>>151378122
Bellingham has become a proper cunt since going to Madrid, apparently a lot of the squad dislike him and his attitude, wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't play for Tuchel much at all to be honest, he fucking hates that shit

>>151378158
wore this size jeans in the 90s, nightmare if it rains because it soaks half way up to your knees

>>151378172
yes

>>151378175
that bloke is a paid fan, was cheering france in 2018.

>>151378011
Cannot fathom why any literate person would convert to Islam of all religions.

>>151378186
he's also gay

>>151377393
>>151377813
>>151378172

No idea why I subject myself to this slop everytime

>>151378186


>>151378197
explains why i saw him in the man u crowd last season

>>151378225
>>151378231
based

>>151377458
face filter

Lee Dixon is the most annoying commentator - and that’s saying something. He’s talking about Latvia like they’re San Marino, which is ironic because he was at fault for the goal we conceded against San Marino in the 90s

>>151378225
>>151378231
tragic selection of slags

wait, emma lost AGAIN?
holy shit

>AnderSHIT
Every fucking game I think 'this time it will be different' and as usual, 11 men behind the ball with counter-attacking and England can't jhit the target, can't score sitters.

>>151378238
Woah, when did she get them hangers?

>>151378243
beaut. wife her i'm gonna

>>151378241
i like him, hes one of the few who admits he doesnt wanna be there and shits on the teams
reminds me of based lawrenson from back in the day

>>151378193
we got an earth rocker over here

>rogers
>can't even fucking hit the ball
this is so boring and infuriating.

>>151378186
i said this guy was evil the minute i heard him speak 4 years ago
i should genuinely be a judge

stop whinging you fannys

>>151378231
wait, thats not emma!

>>151378277
>this is so boring and infuriating
England under every manager since Hoddle

>>151378268
>wife her i'm gonna
Based stroke poster

>>151378270
the co-commentator needs to be a cynical sarcastic wanker i agree.

I HATE SMELLY HE IS SO SHIT TAKE HIM OFF AND NEVER PLAY HIM AGAIN

>>151378241
No he wasn't, it was Stuart Pearce.

At Hull Fair instead

>>151378309
this but unironically
hes weakmind AF too

I might actually just go to bed and find out the score in the morning

Jaden Philogene would have had a hattrick by now.

>>151378317
>pxl
ick

>>151377837
>>151377846
Was fine with allat but then I saw the tattoo and lost interest

>>151378317
phwoar proper fairground that

Skelley playing shit

>>151378324
wasnt remotely ironic but glad you agree

>>151378317
Fair too white for my tastes, only one muzzie present, where is your diversity?

>>151378340
love our katies

>>151377777
Checked

>>151377806
God bless LA Ink and Pawn Stars for sneaking Suicide Girls into their cast list.

>>151378340
Wa wa wee wa mmmm

>>151378357
Can confirm my beautiful Hull is very white.

>>151378340
>mid feet
Pass

>>151378317
>hull
thoughts on Welly?

>>151378363
Mhmm

>>151378373
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

>>151378357
don't you ever get bored of being as autistic as you are?

>>151378412
you think thats bad, wait til you meet the format autist and dave

Fuck we're shit today

>>151378411
>and this is my son fat fuck

>gordon
can't even keep it in the fucking pitch

this is so fucking miserable. i'd love for a big andy carrol or crouuchy to just spam crosses to because this is misewrable

>>151378436
>today

One-footed inverted wingers were a mistake.

Does the squad practice utterly shit and aimless waist high crosses all day because we're pretty fucking good at them

>>151378436
>today

Why is Gordon getting shit ITT when its clearly Skelley shitting up the attack

>>151378434
Worst form I’ve ever seen for a dumbbell row in my life. Her right thigh is getting more of a workout than anything else
I would rape this silly woman

i miss when we had stuart downing and adam johnson on the wings

>>151378469
might help if you watched the game and saw him unable to control balls, dribble or shoot. just a thought lad.

>>151378469
probably gooners thinking theyre safe outside their containment thread for an england game

Spence is so wank

>>151378479
Might help if you wasnt a faggot

>>151378469
people expect something from the goblin
skelley is so bad that him being bad isnt worth mentioning

>>151378434
More effort Katie.

>>151377777
Jannies are trannies

>>151378474
Downing was great both for England and Boro. We don't talk about Adam Johnson

>>151377806
midge

surely half time is coming up soon this half is taking forever

>Gordon literally takes multiple shots and blazes them outside of the stadium
>can't dribble properly
>NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THIS PLAYERS FAULT I'M NOT OBSESSED IT'S ALL YOU OBSESSED [Club fan] WHO HAVE YOUR LYING EYES DECEIVING YOU
No, I won't stop shitting on a player for being shit, sorry.

>>151378478
>>151378500
yeah, that's what i meant to post

>25mins in
>Can't score against fucking Latvia
Don't think its coming home bros

>>151378527
Hi Arsewog

>>151378500
>>151378434
>that form
you'd be suprised to learn she's a professional athlete if you didnt know

Gordon!

>>151378533
gottem

APOLOGISE

APOLOGISE

>>151378527
OHNONONONONONO

Based Dobby

>>151378533
???? Skelly is shit too but Gordon is being even worse. So I was rtight on the money you're so weird freak obsessed with club rivalries.

Qatar 2-1 UAE after fucking 15 minutes of extra time

SPEAK NOW FAGGOTS

>>151378396
Didn't mind it but I was always a Spiders lad

based gordon read the thread and decided to shut you lot up

>>151378434
>>151378500
Wish my lower back wasn't fucked, I'm getting mogged by lasses

>>151378529
Don't worry, when we shoehorn in Foden and Bellingham we'll be guaranteed to be knocked out by Belgium in the round of 16.

FLASH GORDON
WORLD CUP WINNERS 2026

>>151378527
SILENCE ARSEWOG

AW will be seething over that one lmao

>>151378554
>freak
hi dave

I apologise to Gordon. But he has been shit until that goal.

>>151378554
Gordon just scored, Arsewog.

>>151378565
That doesn't look strenuous at all. What's the point?

>>151378527
umm

>God save the Queen

Damn retards in the crowd

arsewogs literally have their own safe space on /sp/ because they're too fragile to talk to anyone else

>>151378595
in fairness who changes the words of a song after 70 years

>>151378591
yeah, horsing heavy weight with bad form is better than fannying about with light weights and strict technique

>>151378595
So Camilla isn't worth protecting?

are balts just not into footy? i always associate them with hockey and basketball

Scoring against Latvia is not impressive or noteworthy

KEEP ALL EMMA RELATED POSTS IN HERE PLEASE

>>151374494
>>151374494
>>151374494

I see the Welsh child rapist is seething in this thread too.

>dave shitting up england match threads now that arsenal players are getting picked again
grim

>>151378615
bit like ur life lad lmao

>>151378622
Dave doesn't exist schizo

>>151378622
trvth nvke

>>151378615
>noteworthy
It is quite noteworthy if England win this game, because they'll top the group and are heading to the world cup.

>>151378621
>Welsh child rapist
? what?

>>151378591
The woman in the one you replied to will be activating and promoting more muscle growth in the targeted areas than the dumb bitch lugging the weight 2x as heavy in the other webms but mainly using her thigh muscles to do so

Serious Q - with these slow VAR reviews where play continues... if you scored then VAR awarded a pen, does that goal also get rolled back?

I member when Latvia took part in the 2004 Euro, where they managed a 0-0 draw with Germany. My uncle shouted "COME ON LATVIA" during that game.

>>151378641
dave

Gordon scored a goal? Fuck me maybe Tommy Tuchel isn't a fraud

Harry Kane score a goal

>>151378641
There is a Welsh paedophile who has a weird obsession of hate against Arsenal. For years he shitposts about them. He tried to rape his underage niece but only managed to sexually abuse her before he was stopped by his sister. He got out of any punishment by stating he was autistic and didn't understand what he was doing. He got expelled from the family home until he was let back in (and rewarded his mother's forgiveness by punching the walls for some reason). On top of that, getting laughed at my an e-girl whore and insulted by Nigel Farage.

>>151378605
More effort Emma.

Rashford would already be on a hattrick

>>151378591
Get attention for bending over and lightly brushing the weight against their knocker

>>151378479
bet you feel like a right twat now

Lewis-Skelly should be nowhere near the England national team. Beckham-style red card waiting to happen.

>>151378676
>not even full range of motion
No wonder she always quits

Rashford would already be on a nigtrick (robbing someone)

All character posters should kill themselves

>>151378662
that doesn't explain anything

>>151378672
that does. grim of grim.

>>151378657
ok dr kike

>>151378672
Miss Aisha dearly

>>151378671
love her and her big breasts

>>151378693
Good post

>>151378641
he's back from the dead to haunt /sp/

>>151378676
thats the exact motion i'd do with my hips if i were behind her

>>151378672
>weird obsession of hate against Arsenal
you sure this isnt just some weird schizo character in your head AW, because thats how it sounds

Arsewog thinks he's much cleverer than he is

What are we all gonna do when Keir Stasi blocks 4chan in 2 months?

AW is a trannyshagger

>>151378658
no u silly
>>151378659
Marian Pahars was underrated

>>151378715
>>151378719
trvthnvke

>>151378725
>politics politics politics
Oh do fuck off, I'm trying to watch some shit football

>>151378605
>>151378676
>>151378697
Enough with these weak women, here's an actual hot athlete

>>151378725
revolt

>>151378713
190s back?

I'll take /tennis/ in this thread over those /epl/ weirdos.

>>151378704
Me too :)

>>151378725
>2 months
sauce?

also just go to 8ch
or get a free vpn

>>151378725
cant even use a vpn can you? guess ill be checkmated and have to go elsewhere

Serbia losing 1-0 to Andorra.

God johnny pebbles is so good
having to go back to declan shite is going to hurt

>>151378725
Yeah thats gonna suck. Will miss posting with you fags

Swear every time I natural squat my natural gait gets fucked for days

>>151378725
We've been living on borrowed time since the online safety act nonsense came into effect

/gladiators/ next month

what are they saying
>tuchel tuchel give us a ???

>>151378760
>or get a free vpn
You can't post with a VPN on 4chan. View it, sure. But they're blocking it because Gook refused to respond to questions or some shit. And Sharty reported it saying it hosted CSAM.

>>151378754
based
BIG MILKERS!

>>151378725
If I'm still alive in two months I'll fucking kill myself.

>>151378748
More condition pls.

>>151378766
ah but of course
we needed at least one match to fuck my acca up

>>151378789
i post here with a vpn all the time..

>>151378785
Give us a Song!

>>151378789
you can if you're a gold member

Isn't 180 also a tranny now?

>>151378781
Yeahhhhh buddy. Except, Diamond, Athena Sabre and Legend will be missing in action so its gonna be shitshow

>>151378671
>>151378754
Horse Whisperer ScarJo was my second childhood crush

>>151378789
>You can't post with a VPN on 4chan.
4chan pass allows for VPN posting.
So even if one were to use a free VPN, they'd still have to cough up $20 for a 4chan pass.

ON OUR WAY
ON OUR WAAAAAY

>>151378803
Then your VPN provider isn't blocked or you bought a 4chan pass.

>>151378808
>i literally can't stop thinking about trannies every single day
You should speak to your GP, mate.

>>151378796
>>151378817
She is rather nice

I’m so so sick of blacks

>>151378806
>>151378821
would kill the number of brits here though making it pointless if you want to talk about english football

>>151378808
the signs of what?
every tranny ive seen is sub 5'10

wish gordon was this good for >us

>>151378838
Don't worry I'm sure Farage will repeal it, he promised too! Politicians don't lie, do they?

Had Kane to score in my bet

>>151378810
did a cum to diamonds Instagram a couple of days ago

>>151378725
Ghost post in the archives.

>>151378810
why are they all MIA?

>>151378725
Maybe the blue boards will be safe but who knows with this fucking joke of a government.

They should at least let us have the circus even if we're barely affording the bread. Its like they're trying to start a revolution

>>151378779
He could just split 4chan up again. 4chan losing UK traffic will kill it lmao. 25% of the traffic.

>>151378887
>Maybe the blue boards will be safe but who knows with this fucking joke of a government.
4channel was abandoned so that's unlikely.

>>151378887
>we're barely affording the bread
even that theyre fucking with

>>151378867
All injured mate. Legend tore his bicep and all the girls had ACL tears

>>151378863
Basically hoping for a penalty

>>151378841
It's called Swyers Syndrome or something. Basically 180 has it and is now calling himself Employed Woman

NEVER DOUBT

>>151378907
women really need to do something about their knees

>>151378896
Won't be the same without >us posting.

>>151378863
KANNEEE!

>>151378863
OHNONONONONONO

APOLOGISE

Cheeky Kane goal.

>>151378905
I too get all my news from down the pub.

HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A HARRY KANE

b-but /sp/ told me he was a penalty and tap-in merchant

Typical 25 yard tap in from Kane.

EZ

>>151378947
with his left foot

HARALD HARALD HARALD

Gordon Banks-like save.

>>151378919
>female type pubic hair pattern
wtf, how are our pubes different in pattern?

>>151378939
What? You cannot offer free refills for any sugar/calorific drink any more. This isn't 'news down the pub' it's legislation as of 1st of October.

>>151378863
Hope you got your Money's worth!

>>151378965
They don't get them on their balls

Penalty for England lads

wasnt even watching what was that

>>151378939
Same in Nandos.

>>151378917
Pen incoming
>>151378927
>>151378928
>>151378983
Love Kane

>>151378991
Yanked Kane down. Watch Kane miss.

Soft penalty but meh.

>>151378990
here we go Harry (p)ane

>>151378968
>You cannot offer free refills for any sugar/calorific drink any more.
FATTIES SEETHING

Kane will miss anyway so who cares.

>>151379011
fatties say they barely eat anything and drink diet drinks whilst having 3 dinners and snacks in between

good pen tbf

NEVER. IN. DOUBT.

is kane better than rooney?

What a marvellous penalty kick from England's very own Sir Harold (p)ane

Comfy

>>151379003
>>151379030
you lads know whomst sir harry is? why would you even post such nonsense

>>151379044
He's certainly done better in major tournaments than Rooney.

How could you drink a litre of Coke anyway?

Sugar free, fair enough. But that much Coke would make me boak

What shall I get lads

>>151379059
I have a pint of Cherry Coke every day

Should I cash out lads??

>>151379059
Statistically speaking, three glasses of Coke are more unhealthy than three lines of cocaine.

>>151379059
>boak

>>151379084
Koala and Penguin looking like top lads to me

>>151379044
Yes, the only reason it's even a debate is because Kane wasted most of his career at Spurs which results in him being underrated.

>can outlaw half the internet and stop you from having two glasses of Coke in Wimpy
>can't stop 1000 smelly brown retards turning up in boats every day

Thanks Keir!!

>>151379084
the pow glove

>>151379091
incase latvia get more corners? dont be silly

>>151379119
What if England sit back in the 2nd half?

>>151379011
It's to fix the fatties, but instead of punishing people who can perform some measure of control, you should just have a tax on a fat people. They have to pay higher tax to cover infrastructure, healthcare and so on. If you're above 35 BMI and have no medical reason for it, you should have to pay more tax. That'll get people to stop being fat. Making Fatty McFat who is addicted to coke pay another £5 for a glass of coke won't stop making them fat because it's the PERSON that is the problem, not the drink. But hey I'm sure the government will love it, extra money for no work.

I find it hilarious how the government looked at Brave New World and 1984 and went 'man that shit is weak, we can do it far worse'.

I wish I had a bit more than £500k to my name so I could leave this shithole of a place.

>>151379115
I get a milkshake from Wimpy.
Also I love Wimpy a lot.

>>151379115
please can we stop talking about politics and talk about football?
just bc it's half time doesn't mean y'know

>>151379084
Some friends to talk to rather than posting in here sadcase.

ive seen enough
tommy tuckle in

>>151379084
Mario of course

Halftime gyaldem

>>151379148
*outlaws football*

Its a peasant tax to stop poor people becoming a hindrance on the NHS.

You can still have more than 1 Coke but you have to pay for each drink.

>>151379084
please can i have a panda, babe?

halftime spooky images...

>>151379149
We are his friends

>>151379142
just move to the based carribean
it costs 100k of property investment to get citizenship and everything costs like 10p so youre a millionaire. and theres no rules and 25c every day

>>151379142
>I find it hilarious how the government looked at Brave New World and 1984 and went 'man that shit is weak, we can do it far worse'.
You haven't read either book.
>I wish I had a bit more than £500k to my name so I could leave this shithole of a place.
You could very comfortably start a new life abroad with less than 10% of that.

>>151379142
>you should just have a tax on a fat people.
i can only agree

>>151379141

England will 'sit back' in the Latvia half

>>151379142
I can assure you that no-one at a healthy weight is going for multiple soft drink refills with their meal. As silly as the change seems, this is a change that will only affect fat cunts.

>>151378725
Depends how they implement the block desu
If it's blocked the same way piracy sites are "blocked" then setting an alternate DNS will be enough to bypass it

kane if i had a gf you could put it in her
but i think that pen was a bit silly who tf cares if some bloke exposed your tummywummy bitch

>>151379164
The issue is the entire system is built around being poor. If you're poor, you get assistance all the way. Have a stroke but have no money and need care? Paid for by the NHS. Have a stroke but have scrimped and saved all your life and have a £300k house? Sorry, you gotta sell it to pay for your care. Work all your life, pay taxes all your life, have two kids and want to leave them your money? Sorry, can't do that. 50% has to go to the tax man :)

>>151379084
baz darkyear

>no manchester united players in the team
>win
england will win the world cup if there are none of these cancerous fucks in the squad
remember the fergie era mongs started the cliques

>>151379182
The second-half is guaranteed to be a borefest. Probably no goals at all.

>>151379183
it depends, if i get a glass of anything with my meal its usually like 200ml or something, i need atleast 2 refills of a 200ml drink if im eating out, thats like 3 gulps

>>151379182
Based

>>151379203
>rooney
>rio
>scholes
>carrick
na, just na senpai
>

>>151379183
Never been anywhere that does refills except water

>>151379174
why haven't you done that?

>>151379197

With respect to Kane give how he breaths normally god know what he sounds like mid orgasm

>>151379200
50% has to go to the tax man :)
I wish inheritance tax was that high and that it started lower.

>>151379200
Nobody pays for NHS in UK

>>151379213
i agree with you
but carrick was kinda shit. even hargreaves milner gareth barry was better than him

>>151379221
you've never been to a toby carvery?

maybe i should enter that competition, mr itv...

>>151379177
>You could very comfortably start a new life abroad with less than 10% of that.
Yeah I could go live in a shithole on £50k, sure. But a proper first world country? Nope. £500k isn't enough. Afaik you need £800k to be able to go to say, Australia (not a good example as they rival us for retard laws) without having a job already lined up. USA is the same. Canada is the same. You need huge sums of money unless you got a job already lined up OR a degree that is always in demand (say, medical degree).

>>151379183
Depends on the meal t b d e s u.

>>151379221
based pizza hut do it
sovl

>>151379231
if you need care after a stroke and have a house is what he said

>>151379213
>pooney
>the bloke with fewer wc goals than john stones
terrible ball knowledge

>>151379238
Not for a while no

>>151379220
what children's book does this remind me of? i was born in the mid 90s if that helps

>>151379249
canada is even more expensive, is even colder has even softer laws, and has even more browns than here
and you have to share it with the french

>>151379213
all of those players were shit for england

>>151379266
mr happy

>>151379231
Everybody pays for it, retard. It's paid via tax. But round the clock care post stroke is not paid for by the NHS UNLESS you cannot afford it yourself. So they will take your money until it is gone and then the NHS covers it.

You can do a 30 second google search to find this out.

only stroke im finna have is on nhentai later

>>151379249
Eastern Europe. Go bulgaria

>>151379290
hahaha what categories haha

>>151379249
>a proper first world country?
If you're complaining about England and Australia then you're not going to be much happier in America or Canada.
>You need huge sums of money unless you got a job already lined up OR a degree that is always in demand (say, medical degree).
With half a million pounds you could get any qualification you want unless you're clinically retarded.

>>151379290
hope you have verified your identity first citizen

>>151379249
>USA, Oz, canada
Would rather be here than those

>>151379275
It's just an example on how 'first world' nations have retarded liquid cash requirements to turn up without a job already in place or a accepted degree. USA is really the only place with 'reasonable' laws and at least you can pick where you go and the ethnic makeup and all that.

>>151379256
Yeah well I didn't read it

>>151379278

>Rooney shit for England
>Is Englands second all time top goal scorer having only recently been dethroned by Kane as the top

>>151379290
isn't that site completely blocked now for us?

>>151379315
hmmm no but thank you that's a good pull

>>151379142
>>151334634

>>151379312
>USA is really the only place with 'reasonable' laws
gr8 b8 m8

>>151379316
use a VPN not that i've tried or anything hahaha

Linnea Quigley in night of the demons

Just tuned in
>this stadium has trees instead of fans

Rate my local takeaways meal deal

- any 10" pizza
- cheeseburger OR chicken burger and chips
- can of any soft drink

£11

>>151379302
America doesn't arrest people with five armed police officers because they mentioned transgender people in a negative light on twitter. America doesn't arrest people for 'being hateful'. I don't want to be able to sling slurs at people 24/7, but stuff like the Online Safety Act make 'dog-piling' on social media a crime and posting any content that causes 'undue distress' gets you a two year prison sentence (and funnily enough Ireland made this law too but made the extra step of even HAVING the content on your devices a crime).

>>151379344
shes hot but what kinda name is quigley
sounds like some inbred name

>>151379314
He was pathetic in every tournament except for 2004. Statpadding to become England's all time top goal scorer against eastern european shitters was an embarrassment. Rooney was an international bottler.

>>151379348
Trees are people too.

>>151379348
yeah its a kino stadium

>>151379339
So... now the VPN provider who tracks your use knows you're gooning to futa?

>>151379354
pretty good deal

>>151379355
*yet

maybe Tuchel should get an England legend as assistant??
would that help his popularity?
because the results can't be it

>>151379354
feel sick just reading your fat poor person post

>>151379364
Ok Zach

>>151379380
thats why henderson gets picked

>>151379372
Yes I am gonna be very fat soon :)

>San Marino need to lose to have a chance of qualifying for the World Cup
I love this nonsense qualifying system.

>>151379354
pretty good. are you close enough to pick it up? i imagine they try to force a minimum price point for delivery.

>>151379355
>America doesn't arrest people for 'being hateful'
They quite famously arrest people for less.
>stuff like the Online Safety Act make 'dog-piling' on social media a crime and posting any content that causes 'undue distress' gets you a two year prison sentence
I agree it's rather silly, my preferred solution is banning all American social media so everyone can stop being so batshit annoying.

>>151379355
Yes it's bullshit but
The US has crazy Israel laws, ICE, gun violence, terrible media, people even more retarded than us, shit work conditions, gangs, and half of it speaks soanish

>>151379390
you sure about that

>>151379354
>letting strangers touch your food

>>151379377
They tried to introduce 'hate speech laws' to USA about two decades ago and it was slapped down with a quote by the judge going along the lines of "You can't force social cohesion in society from the barrel of a gun'.

>>151379369
>futa
*hags but yes i goon, they goon, we goon shrimple ass

can get a 12 inch pizza from the iranian lads in sunderland for a fiver desu

pretty litty IIDSMS

>>151379382
I get about 60k a year

>>151379391
£8min order. Delivery is like £2.5 total.

>>151379380
I love Tommy T

>>151379412
fat and living like a poor person then

Wales had a rat in their game last night.

>>151379410
what kind of hags, ill accept
librarians, teachers, witches, aunts, and must have glasses

back in the day when Serbia, Andorra, Latvia and Albania were all under the Yugoslav flag this group may have been a genuine challenge (even though it would only have 2 teams in it)

>>151379405
Yep. Because they did well in the Nations League.

>>151379428
was it at old trafford?*
*i mean because its got a rat infestation not because bruno has transferred nationalities

>>151379437
Look at him go.

>>151379437
Scouser on the pitch

>>151379428
Bale still plays?

>>151379430
you have good taste, brother

>>151379442
>>151379452

kekaroo

>>151379427
I am 83kg but larp as fat :)

>>151379466
>kg

KANE
Just the 15 goals in eight games...
Serbia

Hamburg

Chelsea

Hoffenheim

Werder Bremen

Pafos

Frankfurt

Latvia

>>151379478
You dont go gym?

*breaks your legs*
shant get 1 back

>>151379466
what is that in stone?

Completely forgot there are Latvia fans in this stadium desu. They've been silet all night.

Whys everyone rocking the gervinho headband nowadays

>>151379496
you break it you buy it chump

>>151379430
>no mothers

>>151379501
About 13

>>151379501
1 or 2 large stones

>>151379492
>gym
im not american
true englishmen play team sports with friends to stay fit

>>151379501
one of those stones Obelix carries around

>>151379507
Keeps the hair out of your face if you want to grow it out but it's not long enough to tie it all together. Although in Gervinho's case it was to hide his massive 5head.

>>151379525
merci je comprends maintenant

>>151379524
circle jerks don't count mate

if you know what your weight is in kg but not stone youre a nonce simple as

>>151379513
i cant enjoy direct wincest
no sisters or daughters either. got to be one removed like cousin

>>151379524
Rugby is rather gay

>>151379480
YOUR FARMBOYS ARE TERRIFIED

>>151379527
Why does that ferret lay down a Dairylea cheese cover?

GOALLL

E N G L A N D

lollll

kek comedy one

>>151379542
every digital scale reads in KG by default nowadays
maybe its cos theyre all made in china idk

Lel golazo

poor fucker

That's a commically bad own goal. He wasn't even in front of the goal.

>>151379527
This has to be AI otherwise I'm having an existential crisis on the consciousness of animals

>>151379409
They're passing anti antisemitism laws daily.
You know what semite means?
Better believe as soon as Ds are back they're gonna use that to go after anyone mentioning muslims.

game over
now what...

>>151379586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Hunt

ITV haven't updated the goal graphic >:(

If that happened in a womens game you'd never hear the end of it.

Based Gordon getting corners for my bet

>>151379603
our womens team would beat latvia 5-0

>>151379617
this, and they STILL wouldn't give them equal pay...

>>151379588
Battlefield 6

Sudden diarrhea attack lads oh dear

Made the toilet

>>151379617
Reckon your mum could take 11 men on, the saucy minx.

you see smelly slapping that latvian lad on the arse

>>151379633
disgraceful display saar

>>151379449
KEK!

>>151379617
They've beaten them 20-0 and 10-0 respectively in recent years.

>>151379633
Enough time to get a YouTube video sorted though?

>>151379662
Umm

>>151379654
If the pattern continues our womens team would beat latvia 5-0

>>151379662
why do they always hike their skirts up so high?

>>151379662
SEXXXXXXXX

Lads can you go 5 minutes without being a nonce

why is england making a lot of goals now?

>>151379657
Ofc

>>151379685
to tease older men

>>151379704
Tuchel is retarded like Southgate

We should have 3 trophies by now

>>151379704
no southgate

it's Leah for me lads

>>151379701
We're the country of Jimmy Saville and Prince Andrew. What do you think?

>>151379685
to bait their teachers into exchanging sex for A+ grades

>>151379704
Tuchel effect (he is a versatile coach really, unfair that he gets compared to Simeone)

>>151379727
Mid but id throat her after 2 pints

>>151379727
Well done Leah for bringing it home twice in a row.

>>151379685
An advertisement of their fertility.

>>151379727
Need her to french kiss Mary Earps and I can die happy

Ah lads the toilet is ruined

theyre just getting corners to annoy that gambling anon

Have realised I don't mind the England NT but I despise English commentary. Just so obnoxious and openly biased

>>151379732
Saville is from Leeds not England

>>151379749
just shit in the river like everyone else

>>151379705
Based. If there's one thing I like about London is the various transport options

>>151379749
Talk to this guy >>151379633
Maybe he can make you a new one

>>151379759
we are like this for all sports desu
i agree its shit though

>>151379761
>t. Ranjesh

Big Dan Burn not playing?

>>151379757
Pls no

>>151374494
>>151374494
NEW

ARISE

not trashford and his weird head ffs

>>151379800
On now kidda

>>151379813
he really do look like an alien frfr

>>151379772
I am that lad it's a crime scene

CAM ON INGERLUND SCORE SUM FACKIN CORNERS

aw they subbed off vape

last 3 shags ive had theyve all called me 'daddy' during sex. im not even older than them. is this some new meme or fetish thats come around?

>>151379857
That's code for "pls choke me"

>>151379857
>new
You're shagging prossies

>>151379857
Haven't has sex in 5+ years. Am I missing anything?

>>151379857
Every girl under 25 is pornsick and has a boomer fetish due to growing up watching all the 40 year old boomers in porn banging ''teens'

>>151379852
why would aw care?

>>151379857
You should call them mommy and see what they do

>>151379880
hm?

>>151379881
I did this and she made me a packed lunch

>>151379777
It's not so much the bias in favour of England it's the ex-player club shit I can't stand

>>151379886
I don't know who that is

>>151379904
his majesty

What is this phenotype? I am VERY attracted to it

Also, CAM ON ENGLAND.

>>151379923
deano-ette

Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace in football?

can we all insult bowen so then he scores and then we post APOLOGISE

>>151379941
ange postecoglou?
bruno fernandes?

>>151379923
it's like someone tried to make a euro girl but only had asian molds and improvised

bowen is a bald fraud

>>151379923
Prefer her as a brunette. Can't believe she is a feminist in real life as well as in SEAL Team. Kinda kills any attraction

>>151379941
Emiliano Sala fell pretty hard

>>151379941
Mo Salah
Virgil Van Dyke

>>151379941
kobbie mainoo
pele when he died

is a ref even considered 'grace'

>>151379964
wow i like her more now :)

how is bowen even in this squad what are these crosses

>>151379978
Palmer and Madueke are injured.

Anyone else get random pain in their balls?

Personally dont want Palmer or Bellingham in the squad. We are playing very well without them.

>>151380007
this but foden

Remember when everyone had a melty over the "woke" flag on the back of this England kit?

>>151380007
this and foden in addition

>>151380007
>>151380011
this but Kane

>>151380011
Oh yeah him too

Sick of hearing "we have to fit them all in the team".