Thread 151379228

Patty Cuckitini

make 'em quakey

BVRR

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

my fraudulent packers are the kings of the nfc (totally fraudulent) north

Keep pounding

Has big nose done his mutthomes mountain yet?

Titans dynasty incoming

i am a vikies fren but for this season, giants will be the other team that i will root for :)

Keep pounding this bussy

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT KANSAS CITY

>>151379272
No. Also, I paid homage to your Bills thread >>151367834

>>151379280
Hey don't you have a tranny to post or something? You're not allowed to post dolphins related materials. Also this is the approved podium picture for this week.

why'd he do it

>if the refs don't call a dozen flags on the chiefs every single game and let players get away with punching them in the head then it's all rigged and I hope their qb gets murdered
>civilized and normal person btw, definitely not a schizophrenic zoomer chimpanzee

>>151379228 (OP)
Colin I know you suck off Sean Payton but a team that barely survives against the fucking jets cannot be a top 3 team in the league

>>151379304
Thx for reminding me

>>151379379
Is that a real image or AI. She doesn't have an ass like that.

>>151379262
i have advanced degrees in mathematical chemcial physics and i dont understand this chart

>we NEVER said the lions were good
chiefs bros...did >we just end the (((elite goof))) meme?

>>151379400
Read it, dumdum

>>151379400
Black people are talking about how she would be a 10/10 if she had a BBL (brazilian butt implant)

>>151379272
>First Things First is showing baseball highlights

>>151379417
When I see a photo of a women my eyes naturally travel to their ass or tits. I'm too straight to notice the text. Sorry.

Forget the Epstein list. What fucking list does Joe Buck and Booger McFarland have that people keep giving them work?

This is disgusting

>>151379439
Anon that was a picture of a man though.

heh, my boy JDanielz... he just needs more time

>>151379464
We already have forgotten about that list he succeeded at creating multiple distractions and we ate it up like flies to shit.

>>151379464
kek you're ok anon don't come to the gamethreads this weekend

>retards are going to keep advocating violence because of chiefs derangemwnt syndrome
>reverse uno card when chimp jones murders trash allen and spits in his wife's mouth

>>151379468
1500 baseline Elo, I'm assuming?

>>151379439
>straight
So, not a fan of my chiefies

>>151379499
yea

>>151379523
Have you got the updated chart after the MNF games? I like the Elo system despite its flaws.

>>151379468
my vikies about to go 4-2 :D

>>151378645
Schizo Alert

i have no contribution to this thread besides announcing i am at the beach

>>151379594
Very cool, hope you drown.
Have a pleasant day.

>>151379594
bro your phone is broken

>>151379594
Gross sand

Just
Endless
Tanking
Seasons

>>151379627
Thank you, bro.

>>151379627
Waitaminute, this can't be strictly Elo rating, or at least not applied properly. Jets gained rating on a loss?

>>151379240
fpbp

>>151379638
gulf has dogshit beaches

>>151379627

>packers win
>-2

lol

>>151379714
retard alert

Jesus
Easily
Trumps
Satan

>>151379730
why would hurts move down two rows? he didn't even play that bad in the loss

>>151379734
i have lived on the gulf my entire life retard

>>151379730
>Mayfield Mountain
Holy based

Jiggly
Enormous
Tits
Suckling

>>151379750
He lost to the Giants

>>151379744
>Trump
Trigger warning next time, shitlord

Just
Ejaculated
Thick
Semen

>>151379776
so did Herbert

>>151379751
you are a retard who lives on the gulf, congrats.

Just
End
The
Suffering

>>151379228 (OP)
The Colts disrespect is unreal. Leading the NFL in scoring average, leading the NFL in point differential by nearly double 2nd place, average margin of +13 points per game is best in the NFL. Clearly the best team in the league.

>>151379765
Enjoy it while it last, Lions will bootyblast them

>>151379750
He hates Hurts for outplaying Mahomes in two super bowls and helping kill his GOAT argument.

>>151379788
don't lie to me you still would make sweet love to me

>>151379792
So I think they're good, yet even though they're beating up on shit teams it's a massive improvement from last year where they lost to shit teams.
>>151379801
He moves Hurts around way too much, his emotions make him too reactionary.

>>151379773
>>151379744
Only 2 good ones

>>151379792
I don’t really know what more people want. They shit down the throats of bad teams and they win that rasm game 99 times out of 100

kek watching the fallout from the Tua shit it is becoming clear there is legit some mini civil war going on on the phins with the coach mcdaniel and tua.
Tua running his mouth more and more showing just how cte'd out he is and how much of a failure it was to draft him let alone pay him is just making players and staff hate him.
I have been saying fire Chris Grier for years now but damn he might have legit fucked this team worse than I thought.

>>151379792
They don’t have ads so they’ll get jobbed by the refs

>>151379423
That's because black people like mid white girls with large asses

>>151379797
Lions have no secondary and now Branch is out. Baker is probably going to shred them.

>>151379801
>in two super bowls
Jalen fumbled in the first superbowl. Mahomes had superior stats especially considering Mahomes turned down an open TD to run out the clock. Jalen can't beat Mahomes when he has his WRs

Ah yes, Daniel Jones and Sam Darnold

>>151379856
Remind me who injured his WR last year?

Bros... it's over...

>>151379865
(He’s also a cuck)

>>151379865
punished josh allen

>>151379863
#TopRight BoNix

>>151379856
He outplayed mahomes in the first owl by a wide margin and the only play that’s actually remembered is the phantom call to end the game

>>151379865
Yeah hes a farmer

>>151379865
She broke him with succubus action

>>151379874
I actually like Josh and think he's a great QB, but something about watching the light fade from his eyes every year brings me incredible satisfaction.

>>151379856
He more than made up for that fumble and was the sole reason they were leading into the fourth. His defense let him down, especially with that pass interference at the end there.

>>151379900
For some reason we all want him to be the modern Dan Marino. Historically great but denied his ring.

>>151379869
Just like my Mahomie :)

>>151379888
>randomly drops ball on ground
>it gets returned for TD
I don't believe you understand the word "outplayed."

>>151379900
this is one of the gayest things i've ever read on /nfl/

>>151379869
This. Allen doesnt get enough shit for being a cuck

>not riding the float

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151379922
That's a perfect way to put it, actually.

>>151379900
kek I'm a phins fan so on the one hand fuck the bills fuck the jets fuck the pats but on the other damn its gonna be ok josh go get a beer or somethin bro
>>151379922
Holy shit kill yourself. I personally do not want the name Dan Marino associated with anyone in the league right now.
>we
nigger please.

>>151379937
AI ass commercial

NFCN makes history as it sends 4 teams to the playoffs and MY Chicago Bears win the division.
[spoiler/]Bonus Rodgers revenge tour[spoiler]

>>151379929
Thank you ^_^

>>151379943
I’m a phins fan too and if you were a true phins fan you’d want the Bills and Allen to be the biggest wasted potential in history instead of our greatest qb ever

>>151379972
oh no don't kid yourself, I hope the bills lose every game ever in existence unless its vs the pats or jets then i want it to be a fucking draw fuck those teams fuck those fans fuck that entire region

>>151379874
i have seen that look before

>>151379891
Honestly who wouldn't want that though? I'd make that trade all day for a succubus to destroy me. Like I've given up on love and would gladly accept soul destroying lust

Pats winning on and off the field

heres the thing sonny
you see pick related
trash
garbage
absolute rubbish

not a single one of these teams are going to the Super Bowl

>>151379999
He’s a better man than me if I were him I’d be fucking everything

>>151379995
send in tua to cuddle

>>151379995
He has such a fat person face

the Super Bowl
you see
is going to be
Giants vs Patriots

hey guys stop being mean to josh

>>151380024
That would be amazing honestly. Skattebo is a HOFer it’s pretty clear.

>>151379999
quads of you know this bitch has cheated on him 200 times in 10 years

no amount of cuddles can relieve this amount of pain

>>151380036
He's no Josh Allen

>>151379999
Incredibly based

kek, haters on suicide watch

>>151380010
>implying he’s not
I doubt the missus goes on every road trip with him

its too much pressure

>>151380032
cucks enjoy humiliation tho

just let him live his life

>>151379928
You don’t think

>>151380061
>>151380046
I would not marry a bitch after this and she’s not even that hot

>>151379594
KWAB
>KEK WHAT A BEACH

>>151379356
>The clearly don't show my team favoritism
>The league is not massaging our games to help
>We are not complete frauds and getting carried

>>151380077
black people aren't doing so good right now

>>151380089
hell yea brother

>>151379730
Dak above Indiana Jones is ludicrous

>>151379255
• lost the AFC Championship game at home to Tom Brady
• lost the AFC championship at home to Joe Burrow
• Lost the super Bowl to Tom Brady and scored zero (0) offensive touchdowns
• already has more super bowl INTS than Brady in half as many games
• Lost another super bowl where he trailed by 30+ points and would have scored zero touchdowns again if the entire 4th quarter wasn't garbage time
• hasn't thrown for 30 TDs in three years
• is fat

>>151380051
Yes, Nick, however, they probably have 3 maybe 4 losses before they miss the playoffs and it's week 7.

>>151380115
>• is fat

;_;

>>151380001
every team in the league is fraudulent

>>151380119
at this point don't even bother anon
chiefs fans gonna have a looooooong season this year kek

Which active coach has the best coaching tree?

Best QB Couple in the league right here
>looksmatched
>racematched
>wholesome
>no cuckery
>real love

you forgot
• still making you seethe

>>151380052
Even if she did I don’t think she’d make too much of a fuss. A bit of hanky-panky on the side is an incredibly small price to pay for a life of luxury that doesn’t require you to work a single second. I’m sure NFL wives realize their husbands all have 10/10 sluts throwing themselves at their men every week. Even a faithful man in that scenario would stray once or twice.

>>151379888
>>151379801
>>151379812
>>151379905
In their first 6 seasons Mahomes has twice as many pass TDs and twice as many pass yards. Stop mentioning that roster baby in the same sentence as Mahomes. He's not on his level. You can't even give Jalen credit for his rush stats since most of those rush TDs are tush push, unlike Josh Allen who earns those rush TDs by himself.

>>151380146
but they are brown, anon.

>>151380051
>KC has 3 wins this year

keeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151380146
She filed for divorce after they lost to the Giants. Sad.

>>151380153
I would unironically suspect there are more nfl wives cheating than nfl husbands at this point in our doomed world.

>>151380077
He wanted mainstream attention like Kelce

>>151380162
brown people should be with brown people. and if you deny brown pipo their brown gfs that's how you get uppity jeet posting

>>151380160
>As if Andy Reid isn’t a major factor there
>>151380162
They’re strait laced Oreos and welcomed in polite society. Steinfeld is more degenerate with her filthy “movies”

Theres beauty in being .500

>>151380171
she said, skatte boo

Ah sweet an incel thread

>>151379356
>>151379413
>>151379498
Who are you talking to

>>151380191
no no that part is fine, i'm just saying find me a white qb couple at least, they can't be the "best" because they are brown.
>>151380196
Yeah

>>151380185
Are we posting quasi Kornheiser edits of Josh Allen?

Any good memes making fun of the Commanders? Their fans are becoming some of the most annoying recently

>>151380160
Mahomes is a refbbaby who gives a shit

>Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts knew all along that he was going to marry Bry Burrows.

hol up Jalen hurts is fuckin burrow?

>>151380210
damn he really looks like a female to male tranny in that pic kek

>>151380220
Is that Jalen Hurts? That nigga been on my mind, no cap

>>151380210
Only have a few Bills memes sadly

Drake Maye

>>151380220
Hes married? At 26? He should be at the fucking club

>>151380240
Shannon you have no leg to stand on after your onlyfans girl debacle

T V R T H
N
V
K
E

>>151380220
Burrow looks like he would suck jalen’s suck but Jalen gives off rimming vibes

>>151380215
>Any good memes making fun of the Commanders?
I saw a great one last night that showed the Bears kicking a game-winning field goal against them.
Thank god that would never actually happen.

>>151380196
This is a comparision of Alex Smith and Jalen's stats. Smith had Reid as well.

>>151380254
Everybody forgetting him for the KWABOTY already.

sinners wasnt even a good movie

>>151380251
Hurts is the most conservative pro athlete of all time. Won’t risk an interception let alone a gold digger scandal.

>>151380259
The Lions are a dirty team

>>151380259
accreate

>>151379282
Welcome to Big Blue
>HEADBUTT

>>151380270
Is Hurts the black Smeth or is Smeth the white Hurts?

>>151380272
Everyone told me it was good. Shame.

>>151380259
The Lions game was the most egregious one in a while. “Zero penalties” despite a ton of video evidence to the contrary.

>>151380270
<3 Smeth

>>151380162
that's what he said

>>151380256
If we drafted Herbert he’d be with a fine Cuban girl and have already made an AFC championship game by now. Shame.

>>151380272
I heard it was just From Dusk Till Dawn, but black people.

>>151379272
you already know mashanty is back at the top

move over, race traitors, totally straight guy comin through

>>151380275
We've been over this. Hurts is the white Cam Newton.

>>151380334
The ayahuasca made him question it tho apparently

>wake up
>Chiefs Chad
>DMs full of swities
>Fantasy team full of dubs

>>151380326
That's because some retard here said it

>>151380098
>13 penalties vs tranny lawrence was favoritism
>No suspension for punching kelce was favoritism

>>151380270
Alex Smith didn't push tush to get where he is

>>151380346
Basado

>>151380324
Nope, wouldn't have mattered because the phins would not address the oline because grier is a fucking retard. Doesn't matter who you have which is why I try to explain when I talk to friends locally about this shit who say oh just draft a qb next year that it is suicide.

>>151380350
13 penalties wasn’t even enough. The queefs hold and/or commit OPI on every offensive snap.

>>151379792
Let's see who they've beaten.
Dolphins
Broncos
Titans
Raiders
Cardinals
And lost to the only semi decent team they played. Probably the easiest schedule in the league

>>151380348
Well, is it true or not?

>>151380346
>fat chciks and sports games
Congrats, you're black.

>Lions
>fair football
>singlehandedly got the hip drop tackle banned

>>151380344
nah he just really likes winning
>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.

>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.

>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”

>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”

>>151380282
This is a clean play

>>151380337
>whateva happened to Jalen Hurts? The Strong Silent Type?

>>151380350
Most of those penalties were special teams shit that doesn’t matter and only happened to pad their season penalty numbers

>>151380375
This nothing compared to the old bengals or any team in the 90s

>>151380346
Based. Retards in my gauntlet league let me get Mahomes and Kelce because of the owl choke and now I'm 5-1

>>151380397
Or 2010s lol

>>151380373
Fuck if I know, I'm not watching that shit, I think he's a shit actor and he gets typecast for racially provocative movies which I think are lame because they all have ham fisted stories.

>>151380292
>>151380354
>Alex Smith didn't push tush to get where he is
Give Alex Smith the Eagles OL and he would have the same tush push rush TD stats as Jalen. Jalen is a fraud. Josh Allen earned his rush TDs the hard way.

>>151380160
If we're doing arbitrary time frames, how about in their first 2 superbowls?

>>151380411
Josh Allen is the modern Dan Marino, Jalen Hurts is the modern Troy Aikman. Suck it.

let's talk about jordan love

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Baker Mayfield as a man just plummeted.

>>151380397
>>151380402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPbg_KIyUko
or 2020s

>>151380430
As someone who knows ball, this actually makes sense.

>>151380436
What is there to say? He’s as mid as it gets and throws picks like there’s no tomorrow. First round exit if anything especially after that Bengals performance.

>>151380430
Hard to call him Aikman with only one ring. Who else we got?

>>151380397
>muh glory days
Shut up boomer

>>151380443
>atheist mad

Water is wet

>>151380270
I miss based smeth

>>151380402
Why did he do it?

>>151380377
If he liked cute femboys, he'd be based. Like hairy gross masculine men, as a hairy gross masculine man, is just upsetting the natural order of things.

>>151380430
>>151380455
Hurts is basically a dual threat Drew Brees.

>>151380356
I bet that getting real diamond grills with gold or whatever honestly is better thing in the long run for general nerve and heart issues associated with damaged tooth nerves

>>151380443
Always said he was a mental midget, he's one of those guys who loses and has to tell himself that he only lost because God made him lose.

>>151380366
>>151380386
>FLAG
>EVERY
>PLAY
>OR
>IT
>DOESN'T
>LE COUNT

>>151380423
Jalen had 3 rush TDs and 1 TD, but fumbled.
Mahomes had 3 pass TDs and 0 turnovers. Mahomes also had a free TD but they went down to run out the clock so spiritually Mahomes had 4 total TDs. Watch this
https://youtu.be/TUVxPA2DlqA?t=2990

Jalen's turnover was the difference.

>>151380443
It's weird that we live in a world where adults not only unironically have an imaginary friend but they expect you to take them seriously when they talk about it.

>>151380471
I too enjoy making up scenarios in my head, then getting angry about them

>>151380469
Nah that’s Bakey actually

WTF?? NO HOLDING CALL?

>>151380486
Plot twist: Baker is talking about himself.

>>151380489
Like how you're making up that I'm angry right now to justify you being a pussy lmao

>>151380506
Yeah, you're pretty obviously butthurt lmao

>>151380454
I'll never understand how a black fit guy can be so fucking mid at running

Hes not even that tall

>>151380499
half an hour in ms paint?

>>151380504
Based

>>151380498
Baker is unique, almost like Rivers

>>151380479
>but fumbled
haha dirty sanchez

>>151379730
Nick is actually mentally traumatized from a lifetime of being destroyed by the Broncos

>>151380479
Mutt shitter needed horrendously rigged officiating, no one will ever respect you when only the most dysgenic and ugly humans ever shill mutt boy

Josh is on a extreme downward trajectory and if I was the bills management I would be looking for a trade plus draft pics to find a actual elite QB

#RapeTua

>>151380533
Couldn't happen to a more deserving team. They should have taken out Stafford too.

>>151380535
>2 losses
>womenbrains overreact
why are casuals like this?

>>151380539
Galu please stop posting and go beat your son until he retires, thank you.

>>151380535
He blew his load early in that Ravens game and has been shit ever since

Something bads going to happen to the NFL this year
It's gonna change everything
It hasn't happened yet and I don't know what it is I'm not a time traveler
I just have this uneasy feeling something won't be right with the outcome of the league going forward
It'll shake the foundation of the league to its very core

>>151380530
>you CANNOT just LE CALL that!
it's been 3 years nigga take your meds

>>151380554
it's the college football mindset being brought to the NFL. a single loss is le end of the season.

>>151380535
I'll take Josh Allen on the phins right now asap.

>>151380530
The broadcast failed to show camera angle of the holding. Even the player himself admitted to holding after the game so not sure why you're defending him when he himself does not want your excuses.

>>151380535
Joe Brady has been tardwrangling him for too long. He needs time to unlock his superpowers again. Also, they need a true #1 receiver.

>>151380471
i liked when he had run around and high 5 guys on the rams and panthers after every play when he was on the sideline cause he was afraid people would forget he was there

>>151380533
Goddamn, he got fucking owned.
Was he injured?

>>151380558
Colts Giants Owl will render previous rings in this era less valuable (especially Mashits)

>>151380574
The shitpigeon cope was "goydell put a gun to bradberry's head and forced him to create the video evidence in ms paint"

If the Chiefs lose to the Raiders next week they're going to be 4th place in the AFC West

>>151380569
>>151380574
Stay mad mutt boy, I will repeat myself:

No one respects you or likes you. Only the most ugly, dysgenic pieces of shit like mahomes. You’re going to die early via suicide, mutt boy.

>>151380558
>Chiefs win another fucking Owl

is leash babby still seething for daddy?

>>151380590
Let's just say after that play the Rams had a knee-d for a new tight end

>>151380504
He’s everywhere

>>151380593
>Colts
Not making it to the super bowl, probably not even making it to the AFCCG
>Giants
fucking lel

>>151380443
redditors are going to hate this post, and chiefs nation aren't going to like it either

>>151380602
This ONE TIME I will say:
>Go Raiders

>>151380535
>>151380577
If you ignore his rush stats he's mediocre as a passer. Even Dak has superior stats. His fanboys keep saying he needs more help and ignores the fact he's had the 2nd best defense behind only Lamar in the last 6 seasons.

>>151380611

these boys are caked up

>>151380590
His front foot landed and his cleat stuck to turf as soon as he got hit. Unlucky but that's how safeties hit tight ends

>>151380603
ya fumin
ya bubblin
ya boilin

>>151380611
>No Oklahoma

>>151380590
Did you not see his knee explode?

>>151380599
No more like he knew his career would be over, which it would

>>151380612
Skattebo will drag that team to the Owl by sheer will. He is a special player it’s clear as day. In a league where everyone is a fraud the true king rises.

>>151380603
>ugly
I'm too straight to rank how attractive men are. I'm sorry you struggle with homosexuality.

>>151380611
2 guys in the middle make me think of the cowboys groypers walking meme

>>151380610
I figured as much. I saw it flex wrong, but sometimes the human body is weird and comes out fine.
Thank you.

>Yes, as of October 14, 2025, Caleb Williams is on pace to throw for over 4,000 yards for the 2025 season
Spooky

>>151380631
See
>>151380603

>>151380651
Ben Johnson deserves his flowers methinks

>>151380643
Why are you thanking me, I'm not the one that tore his acl

>>151380659
oh the irony, leash babby

>>151380638
Skattebo will die due to blunt force trauma by Week 11. Your Super Bowl hopes will be no more.

>>151380366
"Is there holding by the offensive line and defensive line on every play? Yes." -Tom Brady

You've clearly never played football if "muh hold on every play" is your cope

>>151380603
It really is incel fags that rate mahomes, mfers really jerk off Nick wright for 16 hours a day

>>151380602
>>151380615
A camel has a better chance of going through the eye of needle than the Raiders have at beating the Chiefs now that they have Rashee back.

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>151380533
>>151380630

>>151380603
Statmutt got this schizo malding. The final nail in the coffin would be Tom Brady himself revealing that he was statmutt all along on a reddit post or interview

>>151380651
He'll miss 2 games

>>151380677
It is written

I sincerely believe a network show that is basically just This Week in Sportsball or The REAL Winners & Losers and go every game/team would have huge viewership if they had decent hosts.
Why do they think they have to talk about the same 3-4 teams and 3-4 players and repeat the same talking points? These videos made by one person sitting in front of a camera using a few clips from the games get hundreds of thousands of views.

>>151380707
See
>>151380603

>>151380684
idk man that camel seems to be doing fine.

>>151380679
see >>151380489

>>151380710
I'd love him as OC, not head coach though.

So at the beginning of the season, the narrative was that the Chiefs are trash and done. Now the narrative has shifted right back to muh refs, which at this point you faggots sound like a broken record with all of the excuses you look for. I know that the root cause of this is jealousy, so I'm not bothered, it's just fun to point it out. I'm looking forward to the rest of this season that is surely going to be filled with cope. We are so fucking back bros.

>>151380723
See
>>151380603

im 35 with no wife no gf no kids, a job i hate, and i dont look forward to anything

>>151380723
When they miss the playoffs what will you chiefs faggots do lol

>>151380723
I say this objectively: The Chiefs are the most boring team to watch, because of the ref intervention that everybody knows is coming.

>>151380603
>This brother in christ is experiencing sublimation over my Kansass Shitty Queefs
don't give yourself an ulcer my guy

>>151380726
Weren't you raped in New Orleans by a horde of swarthy gentleman in the searing summer of 17?

>>151380733
go arizona cardinals btw

Are the clots, busc, and loins the only "good" teams without losses to stinky poopy doo doo teams?

Next week will be the first time the league gets to witness this 3-headed monster. The NFL gods nerf'd Mahomes by taking away his weapons which allowed the cocky Eagles to have their fun, but play time is over.

>>151380710
If they fucking fire McDaniel BEFORE firing Chris Grier I may have to stop watching the phins. The time to fire Grier was before he even drafted Tua.
This motherfucker CANNOT stick around for another head coach. No.
I'd much rather keep McDaniel than Grier at this point.

>>151380742
See
>>151380603

>>151380733
Based.

>>151380615
If the Gayders can do it, it would be something special

>>151380733
besides the job part this is an aggregate user

Say the line, /sp/.

>>151380740
Nobody asked about your imagination, lil bro

>>151380741
You watch them and then you bitch about them, then you watch them again and bitch about them again. The Chiefs are box office and you can't stop your addiction to them.

>>151380733
based chiefs hater

>>151380671
Thank you for conceding that the queefs commit a penalty every snap. Neat reddit dog.

>>151380733
Not even your chiefies?

>>151380753
Do they all go together to get their braids done?

>>151380770
See
P>>151380603

>>151380723
T R U T H
N U K E

>>151380732
Choke on a dick and die.

>>151380615
>fold an index card in half
>it fits between the first down marker and the football
>this somehow means the football is on or beyond the marker
>Dallas first down
I heard the league ripped that ref a new asshole

I'm glad retards have stopped uttering the
>they had 0 penalties, the first time it's happened in 20 years

you know, since:
A) they had 4 penalties called on them (all declined)
B) it's happened 12 times in just the past 5 years and the Lions were one of those teams

>>151380733
I'm 39, no wife, no kids, two kittycats, and a large bank account. Life is surprisingly good.

I smell a raped Kiwi bitch in my general.

>>151380770
I don't watch them, though

>>151380769
Tom Mayedy

>>151380733
>no wife no gf no kids
Fucking prostitutes is unironically better than having a gf or wife.

>>151380783
Going to cry suicidal muttoid bitch?

>>151380769
>Say the line, /sp/.
You mean who the fuck are you?

>>151379228 (OP)
>3-3 is better than 5-1
the favoritism by these faggots is so fucking blatant

>>151380794
I watch you in the shower

>>151380792
pretty sure that's just bitchkness

>>151380817
small pp?

>>151380782
you got a little mad there mashing your keyboard, fren. Don't off yourself once the Chiefies bootyblast the raiders, I need cucks like (You) to humor me on espee

>>151380788
They stopped repeating it because chiefs rigging happens every week

Gn Chiefs Kingdom I'm taking a mid day nappy
To the rest of you I hope you find joy in losing to the chiefs again

>>151380780
no that would be gay

>>151380812
If you have an IQ above room temperature, you would know that things besides records go into how teams are ranked. I do think that the Colts should be currently ranked above the Chiefs right now though, I'm impressed by them and I can't wait to see them play the Chiefs in a few weeks.

>>151380769
Drake BRADY

>>151380827
See
>>151380782

>>151379274
bro quit posting my cat you freak

>>151380830
No one respects you or likes you. Only the most ugly, dysgenic pieces of shit hate mahomes. You’re going to die early via suicide. YWNBAW

>>151379274
This meme format has potential.

>>151379280
>>151379304
team full of soft ahh yoga niggaz wtf?

Im smelling a lot of analpain in here

>>151380853
See
>>151380603

>>151380205
the Schizo loves screaming into the void

>>151380852
He is my kitty, but I'd let you pet him.

So easy to get retards malding on this genny. Watch: Mahomes>brady>>>power gap>>>>your dogshit qb and team

>>151380205
It’s not a meme that mahomes fags are incels with no friends

>>151379468
>ELO
more like LOL

>>151380870
fraid so

I've finally found the real identity behind the flu poster
It's been none other than doing flutie this entire time
Once you catch on the bread crumbs of evidence paints a picture of a neatly wrapped present, his calling card the "flu" being the bow that ties it together.

Didn't think we'd catch you did we now

>>151380770
They're not making it over the chargers or broncos and theyre not making a wildcard spot

>>151380882
muhhh goat debate muh legacy this gay shit killed the nba

Chiefs would be 6-0 if they had all their receivers so Rodger Goodell suspended Rice to nerf the Chiefs so that other franchise could have hope. Mahomes is putting up 2018 stats after getting Worthy, imagine what he'll look like now that he has Rice.

>>151380905
>doing flutie

I know ball, ask me anything.

>>151380853
>n-n-no u
that's a good leash babby :^)

>>151380905
>doing flutie
kek

>>151380906
Rude.
We would never.

>>151380920
Oh yeah, who won the 1964 Super Bowl?

>>151379468
Toxinsbros, we got bumped up by doing absolutely nothing

imagine how mahomey would look if rice wasn't a dangerous piece of shit driver who almost killed someone and got a slap on the wrist

>>151380920
Are Asians lactose intolerant?

>>151380769
I believe in Drake Maye.
I believe in Mike Vrabel.

>>151380932
The Montana Bananas

>>151380936
Why did you let them get away with erasing your Oilers heritage?

>>151380910
I'm adding this to my end of season collage

>>151380812
>>151380840
>I do think that the Colts should be currently ranked above the Chiefs
Both of you are wrong. Rankings should not be about win record, if you want that you can just google the standings. You should factor in strength of schedule and history. Chiefs have been to 5 of the last 6 super bowls, meanwhile the Colts and Bucs have no history of success.

>>151380920
What do you think about this possibility?
>>151379951
Kino or nah

>>151380920
why do non-ball knowers use tripcodes and/or are not from the U.S.?

>>151380940
imagine how andy would look if his son didn’t kill himself and his other one wasn’t a dangerous piece of shit driver who almost killed someone and got a slap on the wrist

>>151380943
Perchance

reminder spics abandon their actual regional teams to shill for the chiefs because they racially identify with mutthomes

Would

>>151380953
Damn, you got a good point. The Chiefs are a relentlessly battle tested team as opposed to the Colts only have a single good win this season so we can't give them the crown yet.

>>151380953
>Bucs have no history of success.
Ah, yes, you must be a lifelong KC fan of 3 years.

>>151380957
You know why

>>151380950
Oh my science the heckin epic colllagerino that no one will read, you’re going to kill yourself

>>151380949
fuck bud adams and especially fuck his daughter

I'm glad they got embarrassed last year when they put on those oiler uniforms after filing a lawsuit that "blue belongs to them"

>>151380936
Can Stroud turn it around or does he look finished?

>>151380968
negative

>>151380950
>Sunday, February 8th 2026
>Anon, with tearful eyes, hits delete on his "end of season collage" folder (it was rendered inaccurate weeks before)

>>151380976
Its what little kids do kek

>>151380982
Damn, that's "Nintendo suing you for emulating games they haven't sold in 15 years" tier.

>>151380910
>>151380950
>They're not making it over the chargers or broncos and theyre not making a wildcard spot
Mahomes' win rate against his division is like 35-6 which is the best since the NFL merger. On the rare occasions the AFCW bums squeaks out a win their schizo fans spam /nfl/. Chargers beat a weaponless Chiefs in week #1. Broncos couldn't beat us last season when we had no weapons, how can they win now that we have Rice, Brown, and Worthy.

>>151380986
>can
top 10 in passer rating this season

Hate is winning in this thread.

>>151380986
Just needs to build his confidence back up again. Also, the lil bro Caleb curse needs to be lifted as well

>trump won the election so i will seethe and spam about mutthomes to get my revenge
do spics really?

>>151379228 (OP)
Good thing the Chiefs didn't get a penalty, otherwise this list would've looked really off.

>>151380558
Actual proof of the the league rigging games through officiating and scheduling, orange man steps in and forces them to play a fair season and the Browns immediately go to the superb owl.

>>151381014
>we
You’re going to kill yourself mutt boy

>>151381012
wow, jj watt was really fatt

>>151380973
Dude the bucs at least have 2 super bowl wins and have consistently made the playoffs 5 years in a row. We may not have the greatest history but don't deny we have success

I honestly haven't been collecting for this as much as I should

>>151381026
t. don't know ball

>>151380788

>>151380973
Brady is no longer in the building buddy. Your poverty franchise had a good run but you're irrelevant now. Come talk to me once you make it back to the Super bowl, but we all know the Eagles, Packers, or Lions are going to send you home.

Why are you using niggerisms like "know ball"?

>>151381050
>t. non ball knower

>>151381032
How many times do I have to tell you that works on them but not me.

>>151381050
I know Lonzo Ball.

>>151380710
not so fast

>>151381050
lurk moar before posting

>>151381050
This niggerism doesn't know ball.

>>151381050
KEK you seethed yourself into a racism

>>151380995
This a bot or something?
Either way, I approve of posting pictures of my kitty. ^_^

>>151381048
I'm gonna assume you're rage baiting the bucs are like the most exciting team to watch in the NFL right now, we are extremely relevant

>>151381065
He's unironically an upgrade over Matt Nagy. Any OC is.

Busting
Unlimited
Cum
Sexually

>>151381072
Turkoglu was my nigga in NBA 09 and 2k10

>>151381074
>bucs are like the most exciting team to watch in the NFL right now,
So were the Lions last season. How did that work out for them? Make it to the NFC Championship round before talking. Success is earned in the league, you have no right to talk to Chiefs fans who have been to 5 Super Bowls.

im gonna go to the philippines and marry the first woman who talks to me

>>151381069
Cute kot.

>>151381065
In 2001, this dude was killing it while listening to Limp Bizkit.

>>151381101
Thank you. He is a good boy.
<3

>>151381090
>you have no right to talk to Chiefs fans who have been to 5 Super Bowls.

"Address me by my husband's rank" ass fanbase

>>151380001
>the teams with winning records arent going to win the superbowl
So who is? The fucking Titans?

>>151381026
That game was a blowout, you guys are acting as if one bad ref call changed the game. The truth is, the Chiefs could have scored again in the 4th quarter but decided to run out the clock, so they could have won by 3 possessions. The Lions got BTFO.

>>151381074
exciting because they're shit and winning last second games regardless who they play

baker is barely over .500 as a buc. imagine simping for a guy going 9-8 every year

giants fan said i know ball today :3

>>151381104
>Not listening to Limp Bizkit in 2025

>>151381099
dubs confirm ladyboy

>>151381090
Atleast we'll always have this

oh they're triggered
got some spics talking like niggers i see

Vrabel beating the Titans after their schizo roastie owner fired him would be kino

ill tell ya though
i never had a problem with jennys weight
to me shes beautiful

>>151381117
the fact of the matter is they had 4 penalties called on them, all declined. the lions also had 4 penalties called on them

if you want to complain about refball, go look at the ravens-rams bussy bump fumble

Jason Kelce? Patriot.

>>151380024
The Patriots maybe, the Giants fuck no, they won one big game in Philly, give it a few weeks and the growing pains will be back

>>151381120
He ruined millions of white me

>>151381074
>>151381108
If the Bucs beat the Lions then I will take them seriously. If they lose then you have to come on /nfl/ and apologize for mentioning the Bucs in the same sentence as the Chiefs.

>>151381090
>>151381118
Bucs are one of the teams that can shit talk the chiefs actually

>>151380024
this is 10/10 kino

All 7 teams with a winning record in the AFC have a white starting Quarterback

>>151380051
Nick is such a fucking faggot

>>151381145
chiefs are so fucking globohomo

>>151381145
sounds like the inverse to me

>>151380089
who are the good guys?

>>151381141
based

>>151381145
But Bad Bunny isn't even American.
>No, those fuckers have had 9001 opportunities to be a state and say no.

>>151381160
good thing this chud is almost dead

>>151381160
Who's your team again? Isn't Lameme and the Lelvens?

>>151381157
>>151381130
Bucs are a new team now that Brady is gone. You're no better than the Cowboys fan living off the past success from the 90s.

>>151381159
HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151381116
Now that they have my cat as Head Coach? Yes.

We need more Dov, in my opinion.

>pictures are all 2022 or before
you killed that cat didn't you, you sick fuck

>>151381182
Lmao get fuked

>>151381204
Dov is kinorino & sovl

>>151381208
how do you know that

>>151380001
colts and bucs are frauds, they'll both make the playoffs because they're in complete trash divisions, but they're getting knocked out in a blowout during wild card round

>>151380375
t. Seething Rams fan

>>151381204
Dov tells it like it is

>>151381226
Are you incapable of reading numbers or something?

>>151381141
rubenesque

>>151381204
Heartwarming: Anon asks for more posts from Dov.

>>151380375
>>151380533
do the rams cry for a flag after every play? personality likes the doyers

>>151381130
>we'll always have the coof bowl where the chiefs had like 100 yards in penalties against them in one half and is one of the lowest rated owls in history

>>151381208
Here's a more recent one, silly anon. I love my furbabies, and I'm so glad one of them finally got a shot at an NFL career.

>>151380443
hate to break it to you faggots but most NFL players are religious to some degree, theres prayer meetings before the games and some of the most famous players have given credit to God for their victories. If you hate on Baker for believing in God youre just a whiny faggot

>>151381247
That isn't the same cat. You're not fooling anyone.

>>151381250
the most successful people in life are religious, really makes you think

London games were a mistake

>>151381246
God, covid was so gay.

my kot

>>151381258
at least the Jags are getting a home game

>>151381262
nigga lookin like a memory

>>151381140
She's not a schizo she's a rich bitch who thinks she knows better than anyone else coupled with her having the attitude of "you only think I don't know about football cause I'm a woman' which is a terrible combination. The worst part is hiring Vrabel in the 1st place and doing so good for a few years vindicates her in her mind

Mahomes is going to statmog the league now that he has his weapons.

>>151381262
woah

>>151381285
gonna be a long season for chiefs fans kek

>>151381283
>>151381140
Vrabel was mean to her. He wouldn't say hi to anyone in the building.

>>151381292
just as long for the haters

>>151381283
didn't her dad hire vrabel before he suicided?

why is it so fucking hot bros

queefies really think they're the best team in the league while 3rd in their own division keeeeeeeeek

>>151381302
>reality is now hate
kek

>>151380953
31-9

>>151379345
Juju is a little bitch. Always has been

>>151381254
>post more pictures of your cat
Happily ^_^

>>151381305
>Assume light colors are hot and dark colors are cold
>It's the inverse
Bullshit map desu.

>>151381305
it's 65 in socal

>>151381309
see
>>151380603

>>151381262
Post more kot

>>151381317
fuckin cat murderer.

>>151381319
how many fucking mexicans are there on 4chan

>>151381258
I love early morning football.

imagine

>>151381330
Ayo

>>151381305
>this is caused by the wetbulb effect
we are literally so fucked

>>151380752
Loins lost to a stinky poopoo dogshit team week 1

new
>>151381339
>>151381339
>>151381339

rip chiefs fans, 2017-2025

>>151380752
clots finna bouta lose to CJ Fraud

>>151381354
Cute as fuck <3

>>151381266
Jaguars would have to change there name to be Londons team as no subspecies of panthera exists in the UK. Not just jaguars, the whole genus is not on the island....
Maybe they could be the London Pakis? London Khans?

>>151381304
Did he? I thought that was 2014 was Vrabel really there like 9 years?

>>151381378
Ain't no tigers in Cleveland neither.

>>151381038
Until the Lions actually go to the Superbowl I dont feel comfortable ever putting them down to win the superbowl. Theyve proved they have a successful team, theyll probably win the NFC North but its like the Bills, they always win the AFC East but then find the worst way to lose in the playoffs, id rather bet on some random longshot than the Bills or Lions at this point because theyve been predicted to be there for the last two years and havent even made it.

>>151381069
bro where did you get that cat? he looks exactly like mine. Is he also ridiculously friendly? I feel like these grey cats are like a different breed because ive never had a cat behave like this grey one does

>>151380840
>things besides records go into how teams are ranked
What have the Chiefs shown aside from their .500 record? Their offense still looks pretty bad. Their defense is mid.

>>151381442
He was abandoned by his previous owners. I found him and his brother starving when I went to do a walkthrough of the apartment I was moving into. He's very friendly, and he sleeps under the blanket with me. Loviest cat I've ever met.

>>151381447
>Their offense still looks pretty bad.
Mahomes without his WR1 and WR2 leads the league in total TDs and total yards.
>Their defense is mid
The Ravens and Lions had the #1 scoring offense when they played the Chiefs. They dropped 30-40+ points on everyone else but when they played the Chiefs they were held to 13 points by the 4th quarter. Anon stop smoking crystal meth.