Thread 151381339

The sports gods have nerfed Mahomes by taking away his weapons for the last 3 seasons. He has them back.

>mexicans root for the chiefs over their local because they racially identify with mutthomes
KEK

This is some Simpsons Softball 9 misfortunes shit.

>the rig 3
what did they mean by this?

YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team, Da Bears, have:
>their franchise quarterback
>the most sought-after coaching prospect of this decade+
>their run game improving
>a much-improved o-line
>a very good defense that will only get better
>their GM that can only go up from here
>all their picks to add onto the run game/defense/o-line
and have won their last 3 games?

>>151381339 (OP)
shant

need nu

His biggest weapons wear striped shirts

>>151381366
not even the biggest team in the NFC north
sit down pal

>BREAKING NEWS:
They still haven't fired Chris Grier.

>>151381369
But enough about Josh Allen

wetbulb temps are destroying the US…. it shouldnt be 90 degrees in october

For no particular reason whatsoever, I want to say a really bad word

Multiple Owls incoming

>>151381364
The only rigging was the league making the Chiefs play every day of the week which hadn't been done since the 1927 New York Yankees. They whored them out for the Taylor Swift ratings which resulted in everyone on the Chiefs getting enjoyed for the Super Bowl. They stole a 3peat and valor from us.

>>151381378
the London KWABs

>>151381381
you're right

>fag died in 2013
>fag hired in 2018

Four (4) NFCN teams in the playoffs

>>151381397
>which resulted in everyone on the Chiefs getting enjoyed
Nice job autocorrect.

>>151381384
must be you

it's 65 in chicago

>>151381383
>my black son

Cute

>>151381384
57f high here tomorrow. Cozy.

Patty Cuckitini

Jayden lost to Caleb lol

>>151381421
Still hilarious

>>151381421
reading posts like these at 2am just hits different man kekd

>>151381339 (OP)
>taking away his weapons
The refs?

>>151381440
>TFW you hit the bong too hard and spend the next 10 minutes coughing and trying not to die

lets all take turns making out with the wet spot between jwnnys thighs:3

>>151381450
ts nigga smokin like he suckin dih ong fr

>>151381444
Please invent a narrative and stick to it. Earlier in the season when the Chiefs were struggling you guys said it's because the refs abandoned them. Now that they are winning it's because the refs are helping them. Which one is it.

I fucking love Nando's

>>151381450
was it ever confirmed if this is actually sean payton

>>151381384
this chart is lying its nice and chilled in vegas right now

>>151381450
Had that happen the other day. Got clogged somewhere, then it pulled through in an instant and tried to kill me like wtf.

>>151381461
>most literal queefs fan

>>151381466
Rumor is dude likes to party.

Episode of
>"The way it was"
With Sammy Baugh and Sid Luckman watching highlights from the bears redskins 1937 and 1940 championship games. It was pretty based, Sammy baugh looked like late stage Marlboro Man and Sid luckman Looked like he fucks. Good for bears and commie bros.

>>151381450
Bo Nix wachu doin

>>151381410
>Bears week 11 @ Minnesota: W
>Vikings week 11 vs Chicago: W
Based retard

>>151381454
thats like 30 guys gross

>>151381476
https://youtu.be/nh1ps3LjST4?si=TLFp9KDgOytXo5V_

>>151381466
No, that's definitely 45 year old Co Ed Shane Patton

>>151381461
both are true. And they still managed to lose the game against the Jags even with the help from the refs

KEK

>>151381479
T.T I'm retarded. Ok vikes squeak in at 10-7 then

>>151381366
0-2 in division games sit down

Not being racist but you can't trust "people" with that skin color

>>151381500
SO FAR

>>151381502
i miss being racist on /tv/ so fucking much

>>151381410
You are absolutely fucking delusional if you think the Bears are beating the Eagles, Green Bay twice, and the Lions who put up fucking 50+ points on their ass

>>151381511
Well then call the fucking psych ward because I'm a full on schizophrenic

>>151381495
>run a pick play
>get blown up by CB
>QB throws to wrong WR
>cry refball

you'd have been better if you used the chiefs pick play touchdown

>>151381511
I have them splitting with GB. Learn to read. Eagles are frauds. Lions game was a fluke.

>>151381410
The Bears arent beating the Lions, Vikings or Green Bay, they will be 0-6 or 1-5 if the Lions let them win the final game of the season because theyve clinched at that point.

What about THIS play?

>>151381429
They're both doing well this year. GG commies, thanks for getting flus fired
>>151381500
You mad?

>>151381537
Kino. This needs some Scott Joplin playing with it or something.

>>151381533
Bears go 0-6 versus their division and still make the playoffs.
Book it.

>>151381533
>lions in a clinch game
Big talk from the only north team that lost this week

>>151381507
You got blown out by the Loins, and you lost the easier game against the Vikings, the home game will be harder for you to win there. The Bears are going 1-5 in division games at best.

>0 penalties
Holy refball

I like football!

>>151381442
He was abandoned by his previous owners. I found him and his brother starving when I went to do a walkthrough of the apartment I was moving into. He is very friendly, and he sleeps under the blanket with me. Loviest cat I've ever met.

>>151381537
>everyone is white

I like racebait and shitposting!

>>151381565
This shit right here is why mahomes is a bitch and why the league sucks. It’s not even just that players can’t do this per the rules it’s players are pussies now that don’t even want to do this (because they’d probably tear their acl)

>>151381567
>counting the Ben Johnson warmup games as indicators of current and future form
shiggydiggy

>>151381384
Beautiful autumn weather in Virginia today. Is this what global warming weirdos do all day?

>>151381517
You sure are if you're a fan of the Bears
>>151381529
>Eagles are frauds
You can only say that if you beat them
>Lions game was a fluke
man I didnt realize that getting 50 points put up on your ass was a fluke

>queefs rise to 3-3
>swifties have a collective meltdown
Why lmao

>>151381535
number 95 had to run laps for giving up on the play, publicly shamed during a presser even

>>151381576
If you ignore the black guys then sure

>>151381450
I saw a guy collapse one of his lungs from a bong hit. I ran away we were in the woods

>>151381537
>They're both doing well this year. GG commies, thanks for getting flus fired
You guys spent all of last year saying this, and we were cool. Then, as soon as you got a lead, you turned into gigantic faggots. So fuck you, man

>>151381576
Retard

>>151381561
Bears will lose the majority of their remaining games, they were 4-2 at week 6 last year and then lost 10 straight. Bears suck
>>151381565
Ok so then they wont let you win cause they havent clinched and they'll put up another 50 on your ass?
>>151381586
The Bears roster and QB are ass.

>>151381558
Based Gruden

thats it thats the post

>>151381565
geg what year is this footage from? early 80s bucs? who's the qb

>>151381631
>Ghost chair glasses

Roger got his wish and now we have a bunch of 9-8 teams playing mediocre football. It’s like the entire league has become the Steelers. This shit is gay.

>>151381622
Anyone who lives or roots for the teams in Washington D.C. , the metaphorical heart of evil in this country, is a bigger faggot

>>151381461
Goodell Made the call

>>151381619
thats called a pneumothorax, happens to tall guys who smoke weed

>Raiders @ Chiefs this week
we finna sack mahomes 5 times and loose

>>151381648
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5iMwa7z61w
Did it get posted here him sadwalking after the 1-4 loss? His little tag on his shoes flopping.
Such a bitch kek

>>151381641
You mad, bitch? Fuck you gonna do about it?

>Their offense still looks pretty bad.
Mahomes without his WR1 and WR2 leads the league in total TDs and total yards.
>Their defense is mid
The Ravens and Lions had the #1 scoring offense when they played the Chiefs. They dropped 30-40+ points on everyone else but when they played the Chiefs they were held to 13 points by the 4th quarter. Anon stop smoking crystal meth.

>>151381627
Bears are ass, yes. But they're going to start the season 7-2. Look at this

>>151381535
borderline

>>151381495
clear flag

>>151381495
You're right, it occurred +1 yard from scrimmage.
https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/defensive-pass-interference/

>>151381691
Giants and Ravens are losses. Lamar will be back by then and the Giants are a good team

>>151381670
that Bear would be dead by now if he was alive to see the last time you won a superbowl

>>151381691
you could lose 3/4 of those games. there is no such thing as an easy game in the NFL

I don't know ball kiwi anon, please explain why Goff who has the best OL and weapons got outplayed by Mahomes who arguably has the 10th worst weapons.

Chiefs best WR for 3 weeks was Thornton who got kicked off the Patriots practice squad.

Just don't trust em

How does Allens marriage even work? Does Hailee go to Bills games? Do they see each other every night?

>When asked to give himself a letter grade, Cam Ward gave himself an F
>However he added “Once I play how I want to play, I think the league will be fucked”
Kek based retard

>>151381758
see >>151381754

>he's brown
kek

>>151381735
>you
Bears win all 5 of those in disgusting fashion that makes the fanbase want to kill themselves. I've seen the script. They then go on to finish the season 8-10, and many member of the fanbase actually follow through. Cope happens and Poles is fired.

>>151381765
none of your fucking business, buddy

Mahomes with and without weapons.
>Chargers and Eagles fans still think they would have won those games if he had his weapons even tho they only won by 3 points.

>>151381800
B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!

B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!

B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!

A pitcher just got banned for life in the mlb you think players on rosters as big as the nfl don’t take dives for pay?

>>151381800
>top 5 since arbitrary timeframe
Wow, truly the GOAT

>>151381815
Investigate Darius Slayton

>>151381537
based Dick Butkus

>>151381810
It's hilarious to me how people have dismissed Rashee Rice as if he wasn't Mahomes' most reliable target by far. He'll probably need a bit to shake off the rust but it's great that he's back.

>>151381832
They did, the charges were dropped

>>151381824
It's not an arbitrary timeframe. He leads the league in total TDs and yards despite not having his weapons for half the season and now that he had them the gap will only grow.

Bro didn’t even react. Stone Cold Nigga.

>mutthomo obsessed anon and methlahoma anons shitting up the thread
Nah

>>151381754
this was clearly all because of the Chiefs were gifted 15 yards in penalties

>>151381852
same as every day, just need to add bk spamming pol topics to round out the genny

>>151381839
Rashee was leading the league in receptions before he got injured and was trending to be a top 5 WR.
>>151381852
I'd love to talk about other teams but the Chiefs are still the only relevant team in the league after the Eagles imploded. Who should I talk about the Bucs who have no history of success post the Brady era? The Colts who have a fraud QB?

>>151381870
Bk is a janny who attempts to get anons to offtopic post about politics so he can ban them. Absolutely small hat behavior

>>151381842
Like everything that shitter touches

>>151381844
>noooo he only has a probowl receiver and HOF TE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You do realize every team is also missing key players you astronomical faggot

What is their problem

>>151381901
Nobody likes Caleb's fruity ass

>>151381518
>be retard
>pretend to know what a pick play is

>>151381908
His boyfriend does.
Checkmate.

>>151381895
Yet when other teams miss players it's : "AWWWW YOU POOR BABIES, YOU'RE SO STRONG AND BRAVE FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING!". When the Chiefs miss players it's: "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, EVERY TEAM MISSES PLAYERS, YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING DIE!" You're all insanely biased against the Chiefs.

>>151381895
>he only has a probowl receiver
LOL who? The last Chiefs WR to have a 1k yard season was Tyreek Hill back in 2021.
>HOF TE
You forgot to mention he's 36. He's still the 2nd best TE in the league behind Bowers but he's still 36.

>>151381908
The male cheerleaders do

>>151381339 (OP)
All 3 of those fags would be backups on >my team lmao

>>151381895
>Lions only lost since their defense was banged up

>Ravens only lost since their defense was banged up

that's what chiefs fans heard all week

>>151381942
RIP Bengalsbro

>>151381927
>concession
You clearly don't what a pick play is lmao

Chase Young is by far the biggest bust currently playing in the NFL. Get this fucker off of my team already.

>>151381952
see
>>151381927

>>151381942
>All 3 of those fags would be backups on >my team lmao
True but your team would still lose to the Chiefs since you lack and elite QB.

>>151381952
retard ive played madden i know how to pick a fucking play

>point out every team has injuries
>chief fans start screeching how it's different
This is the same shit with Lamar Jackson every other year

>>151381384
where the hell did you get this, its in the 50s-60s in norcal right now

>>151381956
Posting a reaction picture doesn't prove anything anon lmao

>>151381962
lameme is trash and his vagina is dripping everywhere

when my packies last won the superbowl there was drama because they literally could not accommodate all the players they had on IR

>>151381948
Seahawks actually

>>151381959
Darnold is outplaying Mahomes and has a better record

>>151381962
>>151381895
Chiefs haven't had their WR1 and WR2 combo for the last 2 seasons.
>2024
Rashee and Hollywood got injured
>2025
Rashee was suspended and Worthy got injured

Can you blame us for being hyped.

>>151381975
I still haven't been convinced the Ravens aren't giving Lamar a mental health break.

>>151381975
>mahomo fan calling any other QB womanly
wew lad

DEADLY WETBULB TEMPS SURGING THROUGH SOUTHEASTERN USA:

Yesterday parts of the US south experienced wetbulb temperatures up to 94F (34.5C). At these temperatures, no amount of shade or hydration can save you. Without AC, you die.
And this is just the beginning.

>>151381981
See picrel, I warned Vikings fans all of last season that he would look good during the regular season then turn back into a pumpkin during the playoffs and I was proven correct. Don't make the same mistake they made and listen to me.

>>151381537
Damn nice throw by the holder, they should let that guy try at QB

>>151382010
>work outside in Vegas in 115 degree weather
>muh wetbulb
Lol

>>151382010
I hope that weather comes up north, it's cold up here. I understand global warming is an issue but I honestly don't care, I like warm weather and I'll be dead before it becomes an issue for my generation.

>>151382010
Woah what was the death toll?

>>151382015
You're talking to a Seahawks fan, I go into every season expecting to go 9-8 or 10-7 and to go one and done or miss the playoffs completely. And when you consider that they had to choose between Geno, Darnold and drafting a new QB then they made the right decision, especially since hes only getting paid $33 million a year

>>151382065
based rattman

>>151381981
>Darnold is outplaying Mahomes
No he's not if you combine rushing stats. Mahomes has the most total TDs and total yards.

Mahomes didn't have his best weapons for most of the season as well.

Plus he has a tougher strength of schedule.

>>151381800
Chargers didn't have a LT

>>151381364
lol

>>151381901
Caleb is such an anomaly. As a zesty black QB the media should be sucking him off 24/7 but everyone collectively decided to hate him

>>151382071
>No he's not if you combine rushing stats
Don't you regularly discredit Allen by removing his rushing stats? Why is rushing bad when Allen does it, but good when Mahomes does?

Boys I think we have our starting Left Tackle.

>>151382071
>muh yards
Seahawks are playing a harder schedule than the Chiefs, look at the combined records of their opponents

>>151381981
darnold may be outplaying mahomes, but that does not make him the better player
get off the internet bro

>>151382010
I work on massive boilers while they're up and running, that's not even that bad.

The Seahawks have a good team and I'm tired of pretending like they don't. Wouldn't be surprised if they made it to the NFC Championship game and took down the Eagles along the way.

Which AFC would be the most fun SB matchup for the Seahawks?

>>151382100
And I forgot the picture.

Behold the greatest team in NFL history

>>151382103
I never said he was the better player, I just said that hes currently outplaying Mahomes.
Get off the methamphetamine bro

>>151382079
>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookie and had 0 professional games and has gotten better.

>Chiefs LG, Kingsley had 0 professional games at the guard position and is now playing better.

>Chiefs WR2, Xavier Worthy got injured, he's back.

>Chiefs WR1, Rashee Rice was suspended and now he's back.

Chargers won fair and square but we started out the season hurt and had room to grow whereas your Chargers lost another guy on their OL and won't get better. You are no longer on our level.

>>151382052
Cool it with the antisemitism, chuddie

>>151382065
>Next year Dart will have Nabers and Jordyn Tyson or Makai Lemon

>>151382124
>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookie
stopped reading there. you guys said he was already playing at a pro bowl level in training camp

>>151382124
>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookie and had 0 professional games and has gotten better
Friendly reminder that you were saying that Simmons was looking like a pro bowler before the season even started because you read an article that said he was showing good fundamentals lmao

>>151382096
>Don't you regularly discredit Allen by removing his rushing stats?
I do that. But when their passing stats are practically identical but one QB has better rush stats you have to give him the edge.

>>151382102
They beat the Dolphins, Titans, and Raiders kek. They don't have anyone as good on their resume as the Lions or Lamar Ravens.

>>151382103
>darnold may be outplaying mahomes
I wouldn't even give him that argument anon. Both QBs have similar pass stats but one has better rush stats >>151382071

>>151382122
josh allen, jared goff, justin herbert, and tua tagovailoa have outplayed mahomes at times. they still don't come close to mahomes' overall body of work

>>151382124
>our

>>151382106
>>151382146
These are garbage and an embarrassment to the burrs, stop posting them.

>>151382151
Now you're just moving the goalposts. What does that have to do with this season

Lets face it chaps between refs and coaching the product is bad this year. Chiefs probably walk the owl by default

>>151382150
>They beat the Dolphins, Titans, and Raiders kek.
the seahawks have not played any of these teams

Deserved loss.

>>151382142
He's actually quite solid from what I've seen but calling him the next Trent Williams was just absurd

>>151382157
Ok, you do better then.

>>151382193
>my work didn't give me Columbus Day/Injun Day off
Are they woketards or chud Nazis? I can't decide

>>151382193
>Literally named after a guy(that wasnt even from new york) who killed native Americans for the US government
Big oof

>>151382140
>>151382142
Two things can be true at once. Josh Simmons is a great LT but was nervous in his first couple of games as a starter.

>>151382188
Oh, mixed you guys up with the Colts schedule.

>49ers, Purdy was injured
>Steelers, Rodgers is 40 years old
>Saints, lol
>Cardinals, lol
Only good team is the Bucs and you guys lost to them.

>>151382247
Josh Simmons falling to the Chiefs was malpractice by the other teams in the league. It was the most obvious thing ever that he was going to be good.

>>151382188
He’s so mindbroken by the Colts that he’s getting them mixed up with other teams

>>151382247
No you're just fucking retarded and thought he was going to make an immediate impact at a pro level like Walter Jones or Ogden did

>>151381974
>>151381927

>>151382290
>and thought he was going to make an immediate impact
He unironically has made a huge impact. Mahomes now trust his OL and is statmogging the league again. He has the most total TDs and total yards.

1. Chiefs
2. Buccaneers
3. Broncos
4. Lions
5. Eagles
6. Seahawks
7. Packers
8. Colts
9. Steelers
10. Patriots

>>151382315
Queefs and Loins way too high

Reminder that chiefs jeet is a fairweather poster who will abandon the thread after a chiefs loss and won't return until their next win

reminder that I like football

I can't believe the chiefs offense was putting up better numbers after playing two of the three most injured defenses in the league.

>>151382338
where as you, as a seether, will continue to seethe win or lose

>>151382351
it's more embarrassing that the rams didn't

>>151382383
>i'm not mad, you're mad!

>>151382351
>>151382391
>Chiefs didn't have their weapons and they don't mention it but will mention the Lions being injured

Our WR1 and WR2 were also out and we only lost by 1. Therefore we actually won... r-right?

the AFC is dogshit bro

why is white folk so violent

>>151382431
Yea but you had 5 refs on your team, and >we had our best CB out so it evens out to still losing.

>>151381339 (OP)
You could put those 3 receivers in a blender and you MIGHT get a pro bowler if it’s a bad WR year

>>151382431
you will bounce back. you can't win every one score game.

>>151382433
what's the updated interconference record

>>151382313
Now look at the opponents they've played the past 3 weeks
>decimated Ravens with no pass rush
>the shitty Giants
>the choking Lions
The Lions are the only good team they've beaten this season too

>>151382431
see pic
>>151381800

>>151382438
SOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151382438
shirtless is a fucking unit, 2v1 from the low ground.

>>151382453
>Giants
Meant to say Jags, the Gnats are the only other team they beat

>>151382438
those 2 in the background
>WORLDSTARHIPHOP HERE WE COME!

>>151382448
All you need to know is >my Colts are at the top

>>151382453
>chiefs are injured in week 1 and 2
>HAHA DOESN"T COUNT
>chiefs are back to healthy
>YOU ONLY BEAT INJURED TEAMS
on you

>>151382453
>>decimated Ravens with no pass rush
That Ravens offense was healthy and they dropped 40 points on the Bills yet were held to 13 by the Chiefs

>the shitty Giants
The same Giants that beat the Eagles by multiple possessions and sent the Chargers home crying?

>the choking Lions
They were on top of everyone's power ranking heading into that game.

>>151382471
bruh, it's the cards...

>>151382474
>being this retarded
I said they were playing some pretty bad pass rushes this year. And you'll be pitching about injuries again when a linemen inevitably gets put on IR

>>151382488
that's a good leash babby

The stoolers are currently these best team in football and everybody clapped

>>151382480
This isn't college, retard. There are no "ranked" wins.

>>151382503
being in a happy and healthy relationship does wonders

>>151382518
college teams are unironically better than the cards and titans

>>151382412
because their mid tier weapons aren't that much better than their bottom tier ones.

>>151382477
>ignoring the no pass rush part
>ignoring that they also got spanked by the Saints and let Dak drop 40 on them
>power rankings
>mfw I have no face

>>151382315
If Bo Nix wasn't playing like shit the Broncos would be the unanimous best team in the league.

>>151382336
>Queefs and Loins way too high
The Chiefs started out wounded and got stronger since they had a lot of room to grow see this >>151382124 whereas every other team got weaker

>>151382477
The Giants were still trotting out Russell Wilson

>>151382412
>Chiefs didn't have their weapons and they don't mention it
>and they don't mention it
>they don't mention it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

drop literally everything you're doing right now and go on X, new Dov Kleiman tweet just dropped.

>>151382535
A 3-3 team that hasn't been above .500% once this season doesnt deserve to be anywhere near number one

>>151381691
People won't start rating the bears until after this part of the schedule. If they go 4-0 instead of the bears stick rising every team they beat will be considered f tier.

tfw no gf

>>151382035
I'm not bringing kids into this world

>>151382552
If you want to be a schizo who just looks at the win-loss record without context you can do that, but the rest of us will look at strength of schedule, history, and roster health. Chiefs have a history of making it to Super bowls, they are the only guaranteed lock. Your shit team has no history of doing anything.

>>151381709
>bears are ass
>giants are a good team
>Lamar will fix the ravens
I don't think they sweep these 4 but the bears aren't looking up at the ravens and giants

>>151382572
I message a girl to ask her out and she hasn't responded in several hours.........

When Dov speaks the whole world listens

>>151381781
>they finish 8-10
Based 8-9 7th seed retard

>>151382591
Dov is jumping the gun with this tweet. Very disappointing.

>>151382575
>this retard actually thinks he's on the fucking team

>>151382575
>Chiefs beat the Russell Wilson led Giants, one of the most injured teams in the league and the >Lions
>Chiefs lost to the Chargers who were missing their starting LT, lost to the extremely overrated Eagles and and lost to the Jags, the best team they've played this season
Ishygddt

>>151382275
That pic at 31 was great value but it's hard to maintain a long career after tearing your patellar tendon. Especially for linemen.

>>151382412
>and they don't mention it

I don't think we can beat cracklanta

Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek

>>151381800
Mahomes's victory against the Giants does not count because the Giants were without their generational qb Jaxson Dart.

Who here has the best rice puddin recipe?

>>151382196
Ok

>>151382275
>It was the most obvious thing ever that he was going to be good.
Dude what are you talking about? You had no idea who he was until the Chiefs picked him. I even remember there was at least one you complaining for drafting an injured player

How will you react to the Eagles figuring it out and winning a bunch of games in a row again?

>>151382477
>they dropped 40 points on the Bills
My Grandmothers bingo team could drop 25 on the Bills

>>151382629
>>151382607
>>151382592
>>151382552
Just google the standings if all you care about is the win-loss record. A true power ranking factors in history, strength of schedule, and injuries. Sam Darnold has more wins than Mahomes but history tells us he chokes in playoff games whereas Mahomes was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 super bowls.

>>151382566
every team that loses to the bears immediately plummets down in the power rankings while the bears stay firmly between #20 and #16
This will still be the case when the bears are 13-2

>>151382714
>the Eagles figuring it out
Figuring WHAT out? Didn't you guys spend the whole off season talking about how intact the roster was between seasons?

>>151382727
The Playbook

I'm thinking about reddit again and how they have superior football discussions

>>151382595
mathematically possible, libtard

>>151382714
You got blown the fuck out by multiple possesions against the Giants. Get your shit together before talking. Giants rookie only had 2 games under his belt, if you can't beat him now imagine when he gets more experience.

>former Jest players know the team is so hopeless they're telling the fanbase to just die and give him their body parts
Grim

>>151382738
>you
I don't play for them, fucking retard.

Fuck I really want some rice pudding.

>>151382750
and that a euphemism for asian pussy?

>>151382749
Proof?

>>151382733
This, but unironically.

>>151382758
Asian semen

People are currently moaning about Aikman apparently being mean to Gayleb yesterday. I watched the game but i dont remember him saying anything out of line

>>151381641
>Roger got his wish and now we have a bunch of 9-8 teams playing mediocre football.
He told the refs to look out for the tush push and now the Eagles can't win wtihout cheating. He banned Rashee Rice and now the Chiefs can't win. He succeeded at destroying the two super bowl teams.

>>151382010
>>151382573
>I'm not bringing kids into this world
That's what you retards get for engaging in retarded culture war distractions and not focusing on the mega corps and boomers who were ripping everyone off. Now they're passing tax cuts and fucking all of us over. Vote for your financial interest, not social-culture war distractions and that goes for both parties.

Did everyone forget the Eagles started slow last year, then curbstomped every team they faced in the playoffs?

>>151382781
I heard he hates mutthomes

>>151382792
Who doesn't

>>151382791
Hurts looks like dogshit this year

>>151382792
Based

was travis hunter even on the field on sunday?

>>151382801
He looked like dogshit in 2023 and won a Super Bowl the next year so…

>>151382799
every other commentator especially collinsworth and romo literally cannot talk about the mutt without cooming

>>151382781
>>151382792
After this tweet he started seething about Mahomes and makes big deal over missed ref calls which happen all the time during games but he only points it out when it happens to the Chiefs. He's the one who started the media frenzy over the refs in 2024 and would have succeded again had the Chiefs won that Jaqs game.

kek the seethers come out like roaches

Dov already ended the debate about this

>>151382474
>chiefs are injured in week 1 and 2
anon I

>>151382799
jeets
beaners
schizos

>>151382809
Yes but he was obsolete on both sides of the ball

>>151382835
>This screenshot was made before the Rice suspension was announced and before Worthy got injured but I'll post it anyway.

>>151382856
not a ball knower, why was Rice suspended? caught with gay sex?

>>151382799
Children

>>151382818
Maye is unreal

>>151382856
>Worthy gets a boo-boo in the opener
>d-doesn't count

>>151382871
Caused a high speed collision on the highway endagering multiple people and got caught on camera.
Apparently Rice getting suspended for this was a personal slight against the Chiefs according to the statmutt

>>151382835
>Brazil is a home game for the Chiefs

As a @Dov-head, I feel secure in the knowledge that, though the ignorant may chastise us in the present, history books will smile upon us, signifying that we were the true ball-knowers.

>>151382871
Gay sex is not only condoned but encouraged on Goodells nfl, do ask and please tell

>>151382573
>>151382789
Our ancestors had kids in a world in which children had like a 50% of living past the age of 5 and everyone thinks we live in a bad time because of some light bulb temperature and from what they see in the news.

>>151382893
oh, was he the cunt that was doing like 200mph and then left after killing someone?

it's disgusting how millionaires and athletes just get to walk away from shit like that

>2 game suspension in the NFL
>for murder

>>151382894
any NFL game that takes place in a third world country is a home game for the chiefs

>>151381369
ZERO PENALTIES

>>151382906
No that was some Raiders player who got arrested several years ago. Worthy didn't injure anyone but he did commit a hit and run

>>151382816
>He's the one who started the media frenzy over the refs in 2024

lol real ball knowers know that Chiefs have been refbabies since Mahomes came into the league.

>>151382835
>>151382871
>>151382887
That prediction looks pretty nice in retrospect when you see what Mahomes stats look like with and without his two best weapons (see pic).

Eagles only won by 3 points, not a single one of us think that game plays out the same if he had Worthy and Rice.

That prediction was made when Rice had a delayed suspension and when Worthy was healthy. Like I said the Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs since a rush team is not going to beat a pass team.

>>151382781
reddit is being gay, and the gay aids is spreading to twitter. i don't remember him saying anything either
t. bears fan

>he actually thinks the files are real
KEK

>>151382953
No one asked and no one will read

>>151381450
>TFW you watch a Jets game too hard and spend the next 60 minutes raging and trying to kys

>That prediction looks pretty nice in retrospect when you see what Mahomes stats look like with and without his two best weapons (see pic).
>
>Eagles only won by 3 points, not a single one of us think that game plays out the same if he had Worthy and Rice.
>
>That prediction was made when Rice had a delayed suspension and when Worthy was healthy. Like I said the Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs since a rush team is not going to beat a pass team.

>>151382856
UH OH
STINKY

>>151381364
Kek

Im a bears fan, AMA

>>151382065
>sam darnold and daniel jones are fringe mvp contenders
I hate living in New York and being a fan of these terrible teams, but good for them. They caught a loooooooot of shit over the years.

>>151382315
I just don't see the hype on the broncos

>>151382910
correct: 4 declined penalties vs 4 accepted penalties against the lions (ie same)

It's time to say it
The Big 4 needs to be reevaluated
Josh Allen = choker
Lamar Jackson = choker
Joe Burrow = injured
Patrick Mahomes = queer

Allow me to introduce the REAL Elite 4 of the NFL:
Jared Goff
Baker Mayfield
Drake Maye
Jaxson Dart

Why do McDermott and Harbaugh still have jobs?

>>151382727
>Figuring WHAT out?
Please understand, Patullo doesn't know how to call plays yet for an entire game. He's good for 1 half but 2? Nope.

>>151382987
How much dick do you suck daily

>>151383009
this is racism

>>151383009
The Champion of the NFL:
Sam Darnold

>>151382987
>cubs
Oh so you're a faggot. South side superiority

>>151383045
>cheering for the sux
kill yourself, poor

Is he the Jim from the Office of the NFL?

Why can't Mahomes consistently win without his best WRs like Baker does?

i really like the way jaxson dart looks but that kid has gotta learn how to slide

>>151382980
Congrats, the Eagles proved they can beat the Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2. We all saw in 2022 what happened when both teams were healthy.

>>151383093
He knows how to slide. He's just playing reckless because his coach is pressuring him to win because his job is on the line.

>>151383095
you can thank the refs for that one lol

>>151383080
Chiefs best WR was Thornton who got kicked off the Patriots practice squad. The Bucs have an abundance of weapons hence the reason Winston, Brady, and Baker all led the league in pass/TDs at one point. All those QBs were on their way out of the league before they joined that team. Patriots didn't want Brady. Baker and Winston couldn't make it as a backup QB.

Why is Mahomes so much worse than Tom Brady at age 30?

>>151383121
i really dont think so, he didnt slide one time just took unnecessary hits

Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her

>>151383138
>The Bucs have an abundance of weapons
yeah and they're all injured right now but baker is still playing better than mahomes

>>151383181
Is that the new retard owner for the Colts?

>>151383121
He played baseball so you're probably right

>>151383136
well I don't have a synced view from when he grabbed his hips to tell you if it's pass interference or defensive holding

Cam Skattebo is cool

>>151383136
Mahomes is so good, how does he do it?!

>>151383143
Brady wasn't coming off of a Super Bowl hangover which is a phenomena that affects all teams. Fun fact: now that Mahomes has Worthy his TD rate is close to his 2018 season where he had 50 TDs. If he started with Worthy and Rice I think he goes for 60 TDs.

>>151383138
lol Baker throwing TDs to Bo Nix's brother who is a 7th round rookie

>>151383234
too bad he will be mentally retarded in 3 years time, like Peyton Hillis

>>151383207
Yeah

>>151383237
>Brady wasn't coming off an all-time pathetic Super Bowl loss

Yes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like Patrick

>>151383237
>injure your own WR (twice)
>draft a nog who almost kills someone committing a crime
>OH POOR US!
and Chief fans are fucking clueless why everyone hates them

>>151383235
refs save me!

Mahomes will be a nobody when he retires. No one will care about him in 20 plus years. Just the flavor of the month guy between the Tom Brady and Drake Maye eras

>>151381691
72% chance the saints cover the 5.5 spread. 65% chance they win.

>>151383095
what happened in 2023 when they actually played on a non-slip-n-slide field?
answer me that one FAGGOT

>>151383181
That's right, I just have sex with her

>>151383280
you really need to learn football

putting your hands on the hips of a receiver and turning them will be called 100% of the time

>>151383080
>>151383194
>>151383239
Mahomes has more total TDs and total yards despite playing most of the season without his WR1 and WR2 unlike Baker who only recently dealt with injuries. Chiefs strength of schedule is harder as well.

>>151383278
>>151383272
>Yes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like Patrick
Brady was getting booty blasted in the earlier rounds of the playoffs at age 29. He couldn't sniff a Super Bowl in his late 20s unlike Mahomes who went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.

>>151383321
explain this

>>151383335
Tom Brady's worst SB performance would be Mahomo's second best KEK

>>151383181
Don't talk about my wife like that

>>151383280
I wonder if the queefs have a dedicated practice period for their various flag begging performances.aybe they even have their analytics guys study which tantrums are most effective.

jay ajayi
whatever happened there

>Mahomes has more total TDs and total yards despite playing most of the season without his WR1 and WR2 unlike Baker who only recently dealt with injuries. Chiefs strength of schedule is harder as well.
>
>>Yes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like Patrick
>Brady was getting booty blasted in the earlier rounds of the playoffs at age 29. He couldn't sniff a Super Bowl in his late 20s unlike Mahomes who went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.

>>151383335
>11 TD, 2 INTs
LOL that's technically 12 TDs and 1 INT, since Kelce dropped that TD and turned it into a INT. So their pass stats are identical but Mahomes stat mogs him in rush stats.

>>151383356
Didn't he have the knees of a 60 year old coming out of college? The fact he did anything at all is impressive

>>151383335
Wrong. Look at the Buccs injury reports.

>>151383377
he was really good on the phins iirc

>>151383383
I don't follow irrelevant NFC teams. How many games has Baker been without his WR1 and WR2?

>>151383355
obviously. It's literally part of their strategy

I'm a retarded homosexual who doesn't know ball... John Madden would say I have severe mental retardation after a 15 second ball talk with me... My GOAT is a fraud who will never be the best ever...

>>151383181
>>151383318
what an absolute classic

>>151383394
Like I said, someone with knees that were as damaged as his having good pro years is impressive

>>151383410
>he spews bullshit amd stats without wven knowing what he's talking about

>>151383410
lol he's missing his top 4

>>151383427
truly the faustian spirit

>>151383346
probably a lot like this

shit like this happens all the time, but this one play didn't decide the game

>>151383374
>>151382978
>>151382728
>>151382592
I'm considering taking this to a hire authority. My post were getting wojacked back when that hacker group had access to the server. They were bullying me and tracking me between different boards and generals. I could be on /a/ or /vg/ and all of my post would be jacked. And now after the server is allegedly been fixed my post are still being wojacked. The hackers are back.

>>151383413
funny because every webm from the rams game I saw they were begging for flags, my team begs for flags (and they're a shitter), every team begs for flags

your cope is too much

>>151383302
but look what he's accomplished by age 30 anon

>>151383302
Mahomessisters, our response?

>>151383302
>>151383486
>Mahomes will be a nobody when he retires.
If he retired today he ends his career with the 2nd most playoff wins of all time.
The 2nd most super bowl MVPs
The 2nd most pass TDs in the playoffs.
The highest TD and yards per game in NFL history.
The only QB to win 3 Super bowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs.
The only QB to never miss a champoinship round.
He's already on MT Rushmore.

>>151383473
>run blatant pick play against Jags
>flag
>Mahomes runs up to the official and cries
>pick up the flag
I have never seen that shit in my fucking life

Herbertsisters...our girl's latest album was a flop...we need to find a new beard and fast

>>151383557
>2nd

Stopped reading there I only talk about first place

i cant believe we have to deal with another 10+ fucking years of the pats being good

>>151382315
1. Buccaneers
2. Chiefs
3. Colts
4. Eagles
5. Steelers
6. Patriots
7. Chargers
8. Falcons
9. Bills
10. Bears
fyfy

>>151383597
trumpenstein made the call on behalf of (((Kraft)))

>>151383138
the belishart era patriots are not competent evaluators of talent lmao

why would an NFL quarterback be on Mt Rushmore, a memorial of US presidents

Mahomes discourse is absolute cancer.

don't worry guys the phins are going to win every game left in the season and go on to the owl hell yeah lets go boys
nah i'm just kidding fire chris grier.

>>151383600
My falcons arent that good, just get a 10 point lead and make Penis come from behind.

>>151383302
>a first ballot hall of famer will be a nobody when he retires
kek you need to dial 8

I don't give a shit about politics or who performs these awful shows but I knew Kelce was a fag for a long time and I took a lot of heat here in philly for saying so.

>>151383576
BOGGED. Imagine the chaos when the other shoe drops on all these bogged and botoxed women.

>>151383660
This isn’t a real quote

>>151383660
>numale who is marrying a tranny giving opinions
kek
he's right but not for why he thinks

>>151383660
you're pretty retarded if you think that's a real quote

>>151383653
>make Penis come from behind.
hehe

lions lads, how can we ever recover?

>>151383624
MAHOMES HAS CANER??!?!?!?!?!1

>>151383576
Lando Norris’s dad managed to find one and have enough left over to pay off the team to get his son the title.

>>151383673
It hardly matters, chuds have no media literacy and just like inventing things to be mad about.

>>151383649
Imagine that stinky ass animal jumping into your pool and leaving flesh eating bacteria in it.

>>151383690
Brian Branch is based, don't care what (((he))) thinks

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO

>>151383713
You know pools are filtered right?

>>151383713
yeah he's pretty based I agree.

>>151383690
Chiefs bullied the bullies.

>>151383690
They'll recover faster than Juju's nose will

>>151383690
he makes a fair point

>>151383707
based /F1/ enjoyer

>>151383713
That's the animal's habitat. The humans are the intruders

whos your favorite talking head? mines rich eisen and cowherd

>micro penis is goo-
https://x.com/NFL_DF/status/1978083607076909314

>>151383660
wtf I never knew he was this based

step on refs

>>151383791
Theo Ash

kill refs with force powers

>>151383660
>I don't give a shit about politics or who performs these awful shows

proceeds to bitch about politics and a halftime show that only women should care about.
fag

send refs to the shadow realm

>>151383791
Colin Cowherd is entertaining but he treats his audience like retards. At the start of the season he said the Chief dynasty is over. Now that they're winning he's saying everyone was overacting to the chiefs struggles. No other person in the media flips flops as blatantly as him. He's a gifter/vibes merchant.

>>151383660
based jason

>>151383819
Not watching this Spics half time show.

assault refs very wellbeing

>>151383852
i like him because hes biased against zesty bucks

Dov posted about that we don't need to discuss it further

>>151383852
his audience is retards

give refs ptsd

Hello filthy plebs, give me your organs.

i will be watching the TPUSA counterprogramming halftime show thanks

>>151383851
remember that time alvin kamara ran into a sideline official snapping his leg in half and you could literally hear him screaming in agony and kamara just got up and walked away?

form sexual relationships with refs
...wait maybe not that one

>>151383908
sonic spinball into refs

>>151383690
He's right you know

Dov is the greatest storyteller we've ever seen. He is akin to Dostoyevsky in his ability to delve into the human condition. He teaches without even trying

>>151383908
the chain gang are not refs

>>151383908
kek

>>151383899
If he paid me I'd do it desu

intimidate the refs into submission

>>151383865
not my halftime show lookin ahh

>>151383953
i didn't say it was a ref

>>151383961
Sorry pleb, that’s illegal. Gotta give it up for free.

I'll be watching the TurningPoint's halftime show

>>151383908
I remember watching that shit live on redzone and you could hear the guy screaming in agony then it just switched to a different game lol

>>151382412
I’m convinced this chiefs schizo is just an epic shitposter

>>151383981
based, but cringe

>>151383841
No I don't buy Kelce is a forced faggot and I got sick of him years before he retired

My patented fraud test: Add up the total wins and losses of your team's opponents they beat and if it's above .500 your team is not a fraud.

I got that D Hop kush
Run it up, Reggie Bush
Splashin cash like they tagged me
Runnin thru 10 toes down dragged me

bear bros, we're in good hands

>>151381383
you can see that stacy switft is mad she has to associate with all these negros now that she's dating kelce

>>151384046
Now let's check who the Lions have beaten

>>151382471
I haven’t seen a single Colts game. Are they really legit or are they just the 2024 Vikings 2.0? The Steelers and Jaguars don’t pass the eye test and look inferior to those Vikings from last season. I haven’t seen anything from the Colts though

>>151384079
theyre pretty legit but havent faced real competition yet

>>151384046
>Giants 2-4
>Ravens 1-5
>Lions 4-2
Total wins 7
Total losses 11

Chiefs bros..........

>>151382525
The best CFB roster of all time would blown out by a triple digit score playing either of them or even the Jets

>>151384073
You're right. The Loins are dogshit and it's not impressive to beat them.

Lions beat your favorite team

start race wars in the ref community

fingerbang female refs and get divorced and lose your job

send refs the check but don't actually have money in your bank account

>>151384119
>b-but they were #1 in a lot of power rankings!
real ball knowers knew they'd be nothing after losing their coordinators

>>151383181
get out of the genny

>>151384079
2024 Vikings had a better defense

>>151384184
That's why you should carry cash

trap refs aboard the world champ float by sabotaging the mechanisms

>>151384213
>Lands are running out of water and people's electric bills are doubling just so this zoomer can generate this AI slop
Fuck humanity I'm now rooting for the billionaires and black rocks of the world to keep fleecing these dumb fucks.

>>151384288
>DA PLANET THAT'S 70+% WATER IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF IT BECAUSE THE JEWS ON TIKTOK TOLD ME!!!

Dov brings the facts while /nfl/ operates in fiction

>>151384317
Truth nuke

>>151381364
topkek

>>151384317
The only person I trust during this troubling times

I don't think there's a DB in Detroit's secondary that can match MVP Tez Johnson's speed.
I'm predicting a breakout game of 150 yards and two tuddies on Monday.

>>151384451
this is such a big boy throw i cant get enough of it

>>151384421
real agendafreetv energy in this image

>>151384451
The interesting thing about him is that he had a bad 40 yard dash at the combine despite turning heads at the senior bowl. He's probably one of those "fast game speed" guys or whatever

>>151384421
These people are not visually appealing

>>151383413
The NFL doesn’t have an embellishment rule. Technically the could call it unsportsmanlike but the Chiefs do indeed do this as strategy (which Mahomes didn’t deny when called out for it last season) and get away with it, drawing penalties.

>>151384451
>Suckanneers are bragging about barely beating a Purdy-less 49ers.
Sad. Let's be honest the most schizo fanbase on /nfl/ has been the Bucs and I'm not even talking about the webm spammer who was outed as being a Bucs fan. The Eagles are the only great team they played and they got blown out despite Baker statpadding in garbage time.

>>151384507
I think Egbuka was much the same his 40 time didn't blow people away

>>151382431
No

>>151384555
>These people are not visually appealing
You see another man and immediately rank their attractiveness. I see men and couldn't care less what they look like since I only do that with girls. Anon, I think you are on the wrong board try >>>/lgbt/.

>>151384451
On second watch, although this is good work from Bakey it's also abysmal defense fron the niners.

>>151384559
>blown out
It was a one possession game.
And the Rams lost to that same 49ers team so they couldn't be that bad. And now everybody is dickriding the Falcons so that win is looking stronger and stronger by the week AND the Texans look like they're starting to come on. So fuck yourself, cocksucker.

AHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

what team relates to this the most?

bakey? quakey.

>>151383569
you don't know what a pick play is, sorry

>>151383708
ironic :^)

>>151384601
just came from there...that is NOT a board about lettuce, garlic, bacon, tomato sandwiches.

>>151384625
>It was a one possession game.
You lying piece of shit. They were down 31-13 with only 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. That game was over and Baker started statpadding in garbage time once the Eagles defense eased up on him.

>>151384687
Lakey

>>151383917
do you have the one where the ref stops the play and then puts his dick against the center, then proceeds to thrust his hips into the guy as he passes him after?

>>151384732
They were on the fucking 10 yard line with a chance to tie the game with 8 minutes left in the game you schizo faggot. Kill yourself.

>>151384747
....uh no anon you doing ok?

>>151384747
not sure, let me check my chiefs folder.

New
>>151384751
>>151384751
>>151384751

>>151384559
the Schizo has accused everyone of being the flu poster now.
maybe write another essay?

>>151384487
and by that you mean he overthrew his receiver

>>151384627
that's a good leash babby :^)

>>151384766
based

>>151384767
cringe

>>151384487
Deep throws are incomplete or intercepted 9 out of 10 times. When they connect, they get made into webms. It’s like that Mitch Hedberg joke about casino advertisements showing people winning. This is what happened once. Though to be fair Baker has done it a few times this season