Thread 151382510

south africa need 226 runs to win

aus vs ind and nz vs eng this weekend

women's ODI world cup in progress

BHARAT MATA KI JAI

YFI

>>151382569
>we tolerate everybody except people that disagree with us
That's my biggest gripe and my biggest criticism of the conservative side of the spectrum. Commies if nothing else know how to wield power and they created this cancel culture shitting up the world to boot

>>151382697
do you want conservatives to also wield power in this way?

So you guys like having sex and travelling?

YFO actually

i travel to the letterbox sometimes

>>151382720
Arthashastra teaches this. Wipe out enemies of society by all and any means neccesaary. And that's the key word: society. Do what is needed for a successful society. Bending over to cancers of society like faggots and islamists is not that. And Chanakya knew a thing or several about nation building

cheeky bet on aussies to lift the moral victory in the ashes

>>151382796
should be minimum laws, maximum social pressure on abnormality and society destabilising behaviour

>>151382879
point 2 really requires us to become a Christian nation again

>>151382879
Like i said using the example of faggots, can be tolerated up to a point and should never be encouraged (endlessly promoting fags in tv/media and having trannys in drag going to schools)

Give credit to the chinks as far as i'm aware they've crushed the cucktian missionaries (aka CIA) and islamists alike

>>151383016
true, or at least some kind of religious framework
basically every religion has an esoteric and exoteric aspect, and the exoteric exists mostly to keep npc's in line on a societal level

ive honestly thought about starting to go to church again
I did for a bit during covid, felt like the right thing to do during what was clearly a very satanic time in our country

>>151383074
just being on 4chan means we are usually outside the norm but there is rightfully a stigma attached if mentioned irl
should be the same for gays and footfags and any other weird antisocial thing

Unironically might start smoking so I can stop vaping. Infinitely easier to quit cigs

>>151383225
Mandir > church
>>151383367
>that's gay
>stop being a faggot
Doesn't register with zoomers there is no antigay stigma. Though that's not my point, just should never be promoted by the state

>>151383514
>there is no antigay stigma
not anymore but there was up until recently, because of a concerted push for "normalisation"

>>151383582
its already on its way back now that the right is starting to win the culture war, but probably close to a decade before its back to 2005 levels

>retarded extremists describing their fantasies
every one of you stupid faggots will be up against the wall the second you try something.

>>151383980
chill out champ, no need to try troll here

>>151383436
>quitting something that tastes disgusting is easier than quitting something that tastes like sunshine
checks out tbqh

How are Britis even real?

bit of a stretch of incredulity by triple M to claim that there wouldn't be any Pearl Jam or Nirvana without Hunters & Collectors

>>151384878
if he was hit on the leg by a ball in a car park it'd be an LBVW iykwim haha

>>151385551
kek

>>151384878
beyond bong ingenuity to erect a mesh covering at this other area

Been shitting liquids for the last 2 hours
This is NOT a civilised country
Knew I shouldn't have shook hands with all those guys pretending to be my friend

half the videos on sky news have israel or gaza in the title and the rest sneak the topic in regardless of whatever the title says

id tell you to hydrate but that will prob make it worse
you may need to subsist on your stored body fat for a couple weeks

>>151385551
>there are no funny micksperg post-ACK!

lad probably has a couple years' worth of storage to spare

>>151386905
this but youtube livestreams recommended, i use a frontend and never watch those kinds of videos
really makes you think what narrative google is pushing

>>151386988
i use freetube but playback in the app has been broken for the better part of a week and i have to open youtube embeds

>>151387068
try newpipe or maybe just invidious with PIP

rip D'angelo :(
https://youtu.be/H_WzjiTzZBA

>>151387152
used to use invidious but it was a pain how often the instances broke or were limited and have set up multiple profiles in freetube now
usually an update fixes whatever bullshit youtube changed and they are out after a few days but maybe it's on my end because no updates as of yet

>>151387243
>it was a pain how often the instances broke
fair enough
i remember it happened a few months back and the only one that really worked was nadeko or something
didn't try too many but the ones i used to use were getting fucked by youtube
like shit maybe don't paywall background play if FOSS cunts can do it for free
as if they need more money

>>151387314
>like shit maybe don't paywall background play if FOSS cunts can do it for free
it would save them bandwidth
a bunch of the videos i play are just for background audio to passively listen to while on other tabs

Zia Yusuf has to be a cia plant or something
hes too well spoken and sharp

what cheating has the bcci done to give their team a leg-up in the women's world cup? looking through the fixtures, they play almost every sunday for a start

bard actually went to India to watch the women's world cup

alright lads

hot weather is very feminine

>>151388664
https://youtu.be/n6FDrlOGLzw

going overseas so I have something to post on cric about

>>151388734
applied for a £566 refund yet mate

wish I could see bards extremely interesting blogposts but unfortunately I've filtered indian flags

Get in the fucken plane lad
Fix that scoliosis and 'em sunken eyes
And 'em shaking knees will piss right off and maybe
You'll come back to life
Gotta get to Ibiza

More cricket related discussion in AusGOD hours. Britzoloid hours are just blogposting or Britjeet shitting up the thread.

>>151389034
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>11 wickets at 24 and batting average of 25 so far this summer, career first class bowling avg of 24
explain why neser shouldn't be next bowler picked or an all-rounder option

>>151389168
You could put a scarecrow in and Bongs would still lose

>>151389182
>You could put a scarecrow in
renshaw is a possibility

konstas with an elite and muscular 0 (4)

Haydos doesnt think marnie should open but I dont see any other option
plus haydos is basing that off his last 3 years of low scores, not the elite summer hes started

Found Mick lads
>>151387156

the feeble british flogposting syndicate

prob just considered discarded goods at this point but this is handscomb's return for the australian summer, as well as 85 (144) today

>>151389221
doesn't matter, he HAS to play the first test for some reason

>>151389221
boland is in form
that will be zak crawley in a few weeks

>>151389544
youngest player to get hundreds in each innings of a sheffield shield since ponting or something
too bad it's taken nearly a year with the rest of the shield season plus tests for australia to get his 3rd

South Africa looking a bit fucked here

they're cooked m8

>TNT turn to cycling and rugby commentators for UK Ashes coverage
>TNT Sports will rely on rugby union and cycling specialists to lead their Ashes coverage from the UK in an unusual hybrid commentary model which will also involve a team of pundits in Australia
tfw when you spend all your money on the bid itself kek

>>151389702
is this how you win the moral victory?

>Sean Abbott became the first player to be subbed out of a Sheffield Shield match for an injury other than concussion under Cricket Australia's new trial rule
hmmm

>>151389734
we like the sub rule here

>>151389734
karma

make it 14 wickets for neser, and leading the shield

>>151389731
are there even moral victories in cycling?

big fan of cricket
strongly dislike anything which i personally do not consider to be cricket

>>151389785
https://youtu.be/2QBcc87yoc8

>>151389370
theres a few players like that the selectors just won't look at because they've had a shot previously and are considered too old

Janny, Janny, Janny, don't be lazy
Janny, Janny, Janny, don't be lazy
i know it's hopeless
i know it's sad
i know you're stupid
i know it's sad
but janny janny janny
janny janny janny
Don't be a jerk Janny
don't be so cruel to me
don't be a jerk Janny
don't be so cruel to me
It's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)

https://youtu.be/rsdmq7tbunA

Brevis underperformed today, just 54 with the bat

Once again it'll be up to the Hindu /strongmind/ to save the pathetic choking wh*te saffas

>>151389873
just looked up his internation stats, oof

>>151389920
They have the eye test down in the stats? No? Didn't think so

>t20 babby
>eye test
lel

David Warner started as a T20 babby

maybe the queer eye test lmao

>>151389981
Don't think they have that in the stats either

reminder the entire indian women's team failed the sniff test

*craackkk*
*tsssssssssstk*
yep

usman and marnie batting tomorrow morning

lads I don't feel good about pooth poofrica winning this one

don't worry next game will be an 800-4d type affair with no winner

*rhythmic zlapping*

>world champions lose to a team that play 2 tests a year
lmao nice sport you've got there

Brevis' 54 would've been a Lara-record breaker on a better pitch

>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary rhys sylvester bowen
*disappears*

a tale older than time

Zutted

>using poof as an insult
yikes, cric is faggot friendly mate

It's just a round-about way of calling someone a turk

Pakistan won by 93 runs

Didn't win the mace though did they

Eng W vs Eng W soon

more like Eng L haha

>Konstas' Test hopes fade with a duck on 13-wicket day
He's done and not just for the Ashes

too much money and effort has been spent on an article and youtube B-roll by Murdoch, he's getting another go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjyQJDO0lOA

roses are being smashed

Whats a par score on this pitch?

400

wouldn't mind smashing some english roses (with my dick) iykwim haha

afghanistan mogged bangladesh for 200 runs lads
it's not even an upset anymore, they have overtaken them in cricket standings

you can tell it's freshie season when sad cunts are actually posting about cricket in here multiple times an hour

yes.

>>151390873
you're not that special

meant i don't think at all

Yeah the ausposter thats stays in here all year long with the two or three brit faggots and sebshit is an absolute gaylord

fuming.

he'll probably kill himself along with the britblogs when they're exiled from 4chan

afl has arrived for the summer i see

there are at least a few of us, don't want you to confuse me with the bloke with fucking awful taste in who recently discovered rym & pitchfork.

do you guys have souls?

imagining how sick bard's mate must be of the tyrant bard and his overbearing itinerary

>>151390481
who else are >we going to drag out long term
renshaw is dogshit for long stretches of his career and is almost 30 now, bancroft was wasted and pucovski was /weakmind/ and was getting literally heemed every other game

motherfuckers shit on acdc for being braindead then cite some motherfucker with a pink noise generator running into a band filter with a 909 for 9 minutes as a beacon of real music

>>151391048
no idea but i will trash the selectors when their choice doesn't pay off

>>151391048
clearly threw a dart at a board to get the yoof on board again. why not give jake lehmann another go, the public love father-son shit.

there's like 2 dozen bowlers with a bowling avg under 20 in the shield so far
all the openers are just cannon fodder that hope somebody in the middle order will bail the team out

steven 'I am legally blind' smith and fatwa islam have earned their spot in this glorified victory lap of an ashes series. to say otherwise is ageist and racist, possibly sexist too.

>>151391071
it's not really that confusing

>>151391098
jake lehmann ever being in the conversation at any time of his career is a damning indictment on the state of australian cricket

>>151390247
so true

>>151391173
it was a joke, much like labiashag, smoth, cuckwaja for the past 5 years. what difference will a new dead weight make?

we all know mcgurk is the next test opener for australia

>>151391009
Do you worry about your soul? If so fear not because that means you still have one.

remember when carey was in form and then cricket ended for 6 months?

Englands brave Joe Poot has declared he is ready to break his century drought in this upcoming Ashes series.

criminal that kurtis patterson and cam bancroft couldn't get a game for years

souls are so prevalent, belonging to everything, and overlapping and effecting one another that it is absurd to consider them as a separate entities unless you approach metaphysics as if you were viewing it with a microscope. it's just the one big soul.

dare I say it, hurricane hilton cartwright?

10th listen of the new geese album. I no longer like it and find it annoying and I probably won't listen to it again

>>151391241
t. communes with demons on drug trips

>>151391230
kurtis patterson was cooked and left cricket for years m8

>>151391230
bannedcroft is a fuckhead who fundamentally destroyed test cricket in the eyes of the general public for the good part of a decade. supplicating fuck, imagine ruining your career for warner of all people. Sad!

>>151391247
mad how like 10 years ago he was scoring runs at an insane rate then just decided to be dogshit for a while

don't even need to open the picture seen Capture-bannedcroft.jpg so many times over the last decade

sure it wasn't this one?

don't even remember that

>>151391303
should be banned from the game for life for any one of those answers

Based rain sparing >our blushes

>>151391303
>coldplay
why are normies like this? what next you listen to u2? how about oasis? the verve?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9k9wauFXw8
tonight's kino

>>151391356
>rain stops
>dls revised total
>15 overs remaining
>20 runs required

>DAE H8 U2?!??!?
NPC take

I don't know much about music, but I know what I like. and it's not the irish

music takes in /cric/ are generally quite grire

girl band I remember having at least one great album

holding hands with jamie was the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU yep still slaps deadarse fr

not just perpetually putting out the fall cover albums like every """modern""" post punk group from the british isles and half of the ones from america

The Mask is kino and he arguably should be unbanned for that answer

>>151391414
elastica

insane how hard it is to pirate music in the current year. literally just soulseek left I think

Finally stopped shitting liquid and feel a bit better
Being surrounded by loud uncouth Indians when you're feeling at death's door is NOT a peak travel experience

>>151388894
I'm sad on your behalf but I understand why you need to make that decision

>>151391028
He'd be absolutely lost without it desu
The itinerary is working an absolute treat

>>151391485
YouTube to MP3 is instant and effective, just a bit of a pain having to do it song by song, but that's not too arduous

>>151391493
absolutely not doing that lmao

not an audiophile and happy with 320kpbs mp3s but that is just an insane suggestion

told you not to touch the street food

everyone who goes to india gets critically ill. everyone underplays it though in order to not be seen as unintrepid

>six string hack listens to yt2mp3 128kbps rips
Fucking howling at this mentally zutted shitter. A disgrace of an arrogant, tuneless, rhythmless subhuman

*whistles Soul Limbo*

>>151391519
Yes it's because they don't want to be seen as the opposite of fearless, bold adventurer's that they don't talk about the hygiene concerns in India.

>>151391493
have done this with some aussie albums i couldn't find anywhere else
>copy album playlist into jdownloader and download all video files
>bulk convert with vlc
>bulk sort/rename/grab album info with mp3tag

yeah, that's what I said, but with more words

>>151391502
Why?
Just find the HD uploads and you can download it at the same quality

>>151391504
Think it was touching the Indians that was the problem
Had quite a few handshakes but then ate restaurant food with my hands without washing them first, only have myself to blame really

>>151391519
I'm happy to admit that I'm unintrepid
It's a dirty country and the hygiene standards are quite poor for lots of people
Still worth a visit thoughever

The only way I would go to India is if I was forced and I would view with much trepidation.

>>151391539
really damning stuff

>>151391579
You'd miss out on cheap curries
You'd only have yourself to blame for that

>>151391562
it literally cannot not exceed 128kbps var mate

>>151391594
Simply not true
Any YouTube to MP3 downloader lets you choose the download quality
So if the original audio was uploaded in high quality, you can download it in high quality

bourdain, ignoring the memes was the best at the travelogue in the early days where he didn't shy away from how ill he got. remember one where one of the camera operators had to be basically MASH'd out in a helicopter

>>151391485
tried the greyed out one and it had seeders

no it is absoilutely true
if you pay for premium you get access to 256kpbs but they literally do not otherwise have audio at a higher bitrate available

>>151391610
what's this on? I'm using rutracker after what.cd went down but the site is basically dead these days

>six string hack fully exposed as a dumb cunt not knowing about yt bitrate limits
No wonder he can't get a real job or even real friends, he just has a little coconut patsy who does what he's told to make his arrogant little incel self feel good about bossing someone around

Reminder as soon as i posted about my on pitch he started pretending he used to play for a sunday league pub team lmao as if

having a chill convo in here bro, why u harshing it?

>>151391631
Same, just ru and slsk tradersden ocassionally. Fucked if nothing else comes along

>>151391631
qbittorrent search engine with a bunch of extra torrent sites through jackett
here's the description page for that one
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6708962

>>151391622
Ok I googled it and you're right
My most humble of apologies

>>151391606
So true
If a day spent shitting liquid is the price you must pay for beautiful food, then so be it

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25LgKq/greta-thunberg-they-kicked-me-every-time-the-flag-touched-my-face
makes you think

>that's an expensive piano
>still wants to pipe up about music
cute

every musical thought or opinon bard hard put forward has a big fat * next to it because he was literally listening to 128kpbs youtube rips lmao

>>151391695
watched an interview with one of the guys who said they all got strip searched

>just download the HD version from youtube. it's the same as 320 or flac bro
dear oh dear lmao
probably the most grire bard take since the whole mainstream author situation. basically outed himself as a tech boomer there. me? my cope would be to blame the grimdian surroundings and (part and parcel) illness / fever causing wild hallucinations

>>151391722
Elgar's Cello Concerto remains the greatest piece of music of all time, no matter what quality you listen to it in

>>151391695
remembering the time she had that private meeting with known fellow climate concernee leo dicaprio at age 17.
quite like greta

it is quite funny how everyone collectively decided greta was actually cool like 3 years ago

it's not even the worst part of ripping from youtube
the "single" tracks in an album playlist are always the music video, which can be a different volume to the other tracks and/or have other bullshit in it the that the album track doesn't

greta's bookshelf featuring a lonely planet for her own country

better read than gravity's rainbow tbf

>– And then I put on my frog hat. When I’m about to get off the boat, there are a bunch of police officers waiting for me. They grab me, pull me to the ground, and throw an Israeli flag over me.

>Greta Thunberg describes how she is dragged to a paved area fenced in with iron fences. This is a protracted scene that lasts for over six hours, according to Greta, and is confirmed by several participants in the flotilla that Aftonbladet talks to.

>– They dragged me to the opposite side from where the others were sitting, and I had the flag around me the whole time. They hit and kicked me.
>Greta laughs.
>– Then they ripped off my frog hat, threw it on the ground, stomped and kicked it, and kind of threw a tantrum.

frog hat lmao

>One scene was very moving, she describes.

>– I needed to go to the bathroom and asked to do so. Then I had to be led through where people were sitting and they saw me.

>A female member of the Swedish delegation said, “We are with you, Greta.”

>– Then she was taken aside and assaulted, says Greta Thunberg.

>– When I continue through the rows of people sitting there, they say ‘Slay!’.

>(Slay originally means “to kill violently.” But as internet slang, it means to do something extremely well. Greta Thunberg says it all the time).

>– They say ‘Slay’ because they know it’s my word. And those who say slay get beaten by the guards. I continue forward and then someone shouts ‘Slaaaay’. And then more and more people join in and shout ‘Slay’, and when everyone is shouting it, they can’t assault everyone. It was...

we can read it if we want spastic

I'm giving you a curated selection

>>151391784
getting chud patron saint tate getting put in jail shit was funny

nothing else worth seeing unless you want greta feet pics there's like five shots of her feet only

What a little pussy bitch 128kbps six string hack and bnonce turned out to be. Wouldn't dare step on court, on pitch or inside the squared circle they'd get zutted

how you faggot plastic wall m8? sorry for not giving you attention for 35 seconds

>128kbps still too scared to even reply
Mentally zutted no wonder he ran away from a little on pitch kickabout then lied about playing for a pub team

>>151391877
>noooo you can't just off topic post when there's no proper cricket on

morning all, here's the sip

oh no, covers are off

almost completed marathoning the latest redbar

baddies love this kind of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5GXD63-AyE

Alri.

Still baffles me that Indians don't care about Test cricket enough to buy 330 rupee tickets to watch the players they basically worship as gods

Sign of a severe mental deficiency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URewU5ll7VY insane how good this is

>>151392162
The tech world is the way that it is because they have attention spans of a goldfish

want to call in sick tomorrow and listen to diamond jubilee over and over

>>151392191
Another thing I can't believe, adjacent to this, is how awful their websites are (e.g., for trains, other tickets) when there's 1.4 billion of them and they're supposedly skilled in tech

I can completely believe it lmao

>>151392146
nepalchads keep winning NPNPNPNPNPNPNP JAY NEPAL JAY PASHUPATINATH

Will grab a cup of coffee from the captain's cafe tomorrow

how much longer is shitjeet going to beg for (You)s from bard? getting a bit humiliating at this point because he keeps getting ignored and that's 95% of his posting over the last 5 threads

>>151392555
they switch to gloating eventually

>>151392555
you boys talking about me?

>grimdia flag bard
reddit
>nepal flag bard
4chan

simple as

>>151392656
Gimme a week and I'll be based and 4chanpilled then

>>151392822
Travel to Bhaktapur if you can, Patan and Hanumandhoka pale in comparison.

>>151393041
Other than the ABC trek, I think it'll just be a couple of days in Pokhara and a few in Kathmandu. Could do it as a day trip from the latter, I guess

Airee is out of this world. He's had a runout in all 5 games in these qualifiers now.

most people don't need to travel to india to figure out these basic truths about indians

Rory is coming to the ashes
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP0_VLJDUe-/

got on the scales this morning. yikes didn't realise it was that bad

>>151397403
what was the final result lad?

95kg at 188cm
happy at 78kg

immaculate

been up and down for a while and realised last year you can lose weight just with focused intent and visualisation
it also repairs the skin and i've 80% faded a scar i've had since a kid

just gave the new geese 2.5 stars on rym doesnt hold up on the 11th listen

poof didn't even thank me for a link to his tranny album

did write a post cant remember why I didnt post it but the intent was there

probably got distracted by certain man's youtube rip suggestion

For me? It's yt-dlp

marnus approaching another 50
is he actually back?

>>151400059
>4 hundreds in his past 5 games
Britzoloids, our response?

>>151401796
did he make the 4th? cricinfo keeps stopping randomly and it says he's still on 94

>>151401820
Aye. CA website has it updated.

>>151401820
cricket.com.au is more up to date, cricinfo just periodically picks up that data

ah, never really followed domestic cricket on there live and assumed it was like internationals

probably get called back up to the australian side but has blown his load for qld now
i mean how many hundreds in short succession can a man maintain

what is the current state of cricket?

queensland

found a username:pass for cricket.com.au

>>151401850
you get a free stream and audio commentary on there its much better other than the ui

still boggles the mind the engineering that goes into building big stadiums, bridges, skyscrapers, etc

based labubu

They don't teach sovl in engineering though

Even just a year ago this genny wasn't as pathetic and anaemic as it is now.
What a grim decline.
Sad!

Farage will save /cric/ in 2029. Enjoy the slow decline still then.

>click on catalog
>ctrl-f /rug/
>0/0

remember this kid who wore his brother's cricket whites on a day as a painter's shitkicker and went home with them covered in gap filler

filled your mums gap last night champ

kwab, can't even get a double ton

Bit rude to say that about your mum

gotten

any good cric 'micks lately? haven't paid much attention to this flogposting general

watching cricket is an ok 'mick but you wouldn't get it

the summer of marnus lads

*takes a grim poo*

just checked into the ER

>

apologies, meant to quote this
>It was the fifth time that Boland has dismissed Konstas in Shield cricket and the third time in the last three innings he has faced him.

pretty sure sam heazlett did something like konstas getting a few hundreds early on in shield and then just fizzled away into obscurity

>goes to bindia once
>gets violent diarrhoea
>good morning sir, you want to buy very cheap vinyl record downloaded at 128 from youtube sir??

>>151402886
kek

hes really not going to live that down

tragic stuff from a man ostensibly "into music"

the itinerary must be amended

>>151402886
heh the full experience

>>151402919
There is a reason 128kbps is a pathetic lowlife "civil" servant. It's where the arrogant schmucks with lower than average IQ but thinking they have an above average IQ end up
*whistles Soul Limbo*

Peter Thiel is an anagram of The Reptile

What does palantir even do

/cric/ needs new poosonalities for the summer. I say we all invent a new one and we start our narratives on the 1st of november

I could post some poetry if you'd like

>>151403132
spies
everyone of their products and services has disgustingly accurate names

>>151403124
>it's real

everything spies now. everything you say or do even offline is being used to feed large language ai

yes but not everything is named after something like a palantir
if you knew what one was or wasn't esl you'd know that was the point

talking about the first paragraph not the second I am familiar with your virgin freak lotr references

>>151403309
palantir is their company name not a product or service l2r

so what is your grievance then retard

I have never read Lord of the Rings

is that unusual?

i have never read lord's

my grievance is clearly you not being able to read a single sentence
where's your visa

prose fiction is gay

epistolary is gayer

irish nonsense is gayest

I like iambic verse the most (in the autistic sense)
paddybabble is okay but ur right about it being gay.
I have a statue of Apollo sitting on my desk right next to my fleshlight.

concerned about how white and male this is
https://adelaide.4wdshow.com.au/whats-on/special-guests/

>Outback Mike
>Shaun Whale
>Jesse from 4WD 247
>The Duck
state of pozzies

ronny dahl must be the gash king

bangladeshi woman batting is a fucking nigar

>>151403500
yes but imagine the absolute state of bogan sandgroper women that involves for him

another productive gym sesh
getting quite muscular now

just fell asleep

making my return to the gym tomorrow morning
need to sort my body out again

looks like a regular coltrane on the glass sax

Ben Cousins wasn't a father son selection you idiot.

been listening to cindy lee - diamond jubilee (2024) on repeat all day. that is what you call a modern day triumph not geese - reddit (2025). makes you realise why women were so lackluster compared to women matt was actually the talentless hack of the flegels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PEA7oHFS5w

>>151404112
>why women were so lackluster compared to women
why preoccupations were so lacklustre I meant to say

weatherald surely in the selection discussion?

bard and zachy really are the entirety of brit posters huh?

How does this affect England's chances of winning the Ashes?

>>151405999
not sure any of bazs mates do anything tbqh

Not the coach they should be worried about.

Dailymail's done a nasty hit piece on good 'ol Paulie without saying much directly about WHY he isn't with the national team. Makes one start to wonder about what's really going on.

Until this bit caught my eye.

>Daily Mail Sport understands it is extremely unlikely that assistant coach Paul Collingwood will be included when the ECB announces the backroom team for the series Down Under, in the next few weeks. That will mean his absence from the England coaching team – from which he disappeared ‘for personal reasons’ on the first day of the one-off Test against Zimbabwe in Nottingham

In an astonishing coincidence, on the day Collie went missing on May the 22nd, as per news reports from a month ago;

https://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/13429626/english-cricket-figure-investigated-over-sexual-assault-spiking-allegations-by-metropolitan-police

>A well-known figure within English cricket is being investigated by police over allegations of spiking two women and sexually assaulting one of them.

>As first reported by the Daily Telegraph, a man in his 40s was questioned under caution by the Metropolitan Police in June after a complaint over an alleged incident on May 22 at a pub in the SW6 area of south-west London, which covers Fulham and Parsons Green.

Dailymail really doing their best to tell us without telling us.

oh no no no Collie, what have you done lad?

>>151382510 (OP)
oh u know just third world things

>>151406612
aye nice connecting the dots bard
that makes a lot of sense

aye thanks mate. cool it with the schizo rambling though. Am not bard, am not the yank, am not britjeet, am not daniel or any of your other imaginary friends.

>>151406856
you wanna be bard? like feel free to if you want, seats open

cheers mate, but I would rather neck myself and anyhow am too rich and buff to be bard

All teams confirmed now.

>>151407001
>canada
lol

Just realized they put in the flag for the Republic.

>>151407055
Yes saars, we are real Can-adians saar.

>everyone is over 30

all from software jobs too?

>Eight men arrested in alleged $400,000 mail theft in Canada
elite batting lineup

Congratulations, you have uncovered a Khalistani terrorist cell, please proceed to execute them. Or.....our assassins will.

>>151407235
Imagine a world without indians

20 TEAMS CONFIRMED FOR THE T20I WORLD CUP 2026.

India, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Australia, Bangladesh, England, South Africa, United States, West Indies, Ireland, New Zealand, Pakistan, Canada, Italy, Netherlands, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Nepal, Oman, UAE


thoughts, /cric/?

did namibia get in with that win over SA the other day?
up the nams

>>151407576
>hosted in india
full rigging engaged

group stages leaked lads
>group a
India, Canada, Italy, Netherlands, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Nepal, Oman, UAE, Ireland

>group b
Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Australia, Bangladesh, England, South Africa, United States, West Indies, New Zealand, Pakistan

>>151406612
>englunder
>is a rapist
Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

>>151407235
Zuttian (Jatt) spirit

lmao bard is literally spending so long on his toilet he's unironically become an elite detective

Doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to guess a filthy englunder (a ginga at that) is a rapist

>>151408598
>on his toilet
why can't he immerse himself in the local culture and go outside?

Just back from the ol' on court sesh. Was a goodun' can feel the form and fitness coming back though not without cost as my blisters burst. Would humiliated any /cric/ shitter on court i dare you pussies

I don't get blisters, I'm just too hard

>>151406612
>collingwood
nominative determinism

>>151408617
ease up on the hibernophobia

>>151408665
just back from a run myself. felt slow and like shit 300m in and didn't get much better from there just one of those days

anglican church just exploded lads oh nononono

>>151408902
You're not trying hard enough, everyone who plays to a good level gets them
>>151408961
Happens, at least you're out there. Cut down to short runs 2x weekly as the on pitch seshes are an effective hiit runaround. Started trying to do plyo stuff to get the needed bounce in the ol' legs

pasty thin bong skin cope

>>151408961
>ynr shitjeet celebrating his 5k p'''''''''''b'''''''''''' of like 28 mins
lmao

Ynr bnob self projecting his disability posting himself in a wheelchair

ohnonono he's been absolutely mindbroken
>loves india but has visited it less often in the last 5 years than some civil servant neek

There we go. Played bnonce like a fiddle or his pedo dad who liked to give him a diddle

>visited it less often in the last 5 years than some civil servant neek
>can't refute this
>seethes and copes about an internet cartoon
>b-but I was merely pretending
lol

>never posted a vocaroo
>never talked about playing sports
>never mentioned doing any form of physical activity of any kind
Ynr bnonce has no known attributes, hobbies, sporting or musical abilities of any kind

>attributes
>hobbies
the zachy persona is coming out now
got him so rattled he's breaking character lmao

>>151409535
>doesn't refute any of this
Tell us if you do anything outside of sitting in your childhood bedroom where you got fiddled by yer dad. Anything at all mate
Fat neek

better than geese I think

he's literally called bard because he used to always post vocaroos of him singing songs on request lad

>>151409817
downstream of swirlies but more new enough ideas than anything in shoegaze for 30 years

happy friday lads, drink up

>>151412981
>Emersons
id probably give it a chance but I generally stay away from beers thay look like a feminists arm sleeve

It's still Thursday here

>>151412981
not drinking a tin that looks like that

>>151413034
>>151413167
>>151413233
>not liking beer
bit gay haha, incredibly gay actually. not that there's anything wrong with that. you do you.

me drinking a fruity fag beer actually means you're the gay one

dont mind a fruity beer just not a reddit tin

few bevraginos looming haha

It's only bloody dads google history

konstas on 41*

drinking beer is reddit
being addicted to meth is 4chan
simple as

>Green out of ODI series with side soreness
can we get some fucking news of a pom breaking down for once

have a look at yer mum m8, broken down and gashed out

>>151417264
Theyre all just playing golf mate, they arent playing any cricket

/npl/ bros. What do we think of this?

>>151417562
hilarious
it's like a d list actor on the cover of straight-to-video schlock

what beers should I get from the supo to watch these chinky fuckin english lose the cricket match

Based Davies

>>151417562
*enters the dreamtime*

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPUrvwPCDk5/
we need more windies flags in /cric/

Guyanese oil will save Windies or kill it if they want their own national team.

gf

HIS LAND

ravichandran ashwin

New Zealand going to get absolutely Bazzed tomorrow

>>151417927
CFO

SCOTTY BOWLAN

hope south australia get enough of a lead for marnie to have another good bat

Oh Scotty B got a few
Looked like he was getting smacked around a bit before

Scotty B got 5

Boland scares me desu

>>151417911
*cums in your ear*

>>151418205
bit racist ngl

>>151418290
crisp

approaching 100 overs bowled for the day in the qld-sa match
why is high 70's the norm in tests?

icc are trying to get it down to 20 overs bowled a day

can cricket still be saved?

only if australia plays in every series

to be fair, cricket currently currently has 2 series of note (3 if you count the oye hoye but that's just a fun meme) and Aus play in both of them
so that's already the case

>ROG Xbox Ally
I don't game because I'm not 18 anymore but what an utterly dire name

I'm going bald

/cric/ meetup in Turkey?

reckon zachy's been having some work done there because he used to be on /cric/ 10 hours a day before. also has slightly fuller hair in the more recent pics. makes you think

>>151418736
this is a meme to you?

reckon this pathetic cunt mentions zachy 10 hours a day

>>151418785
perfectly fine thing to do Tbh dont know why people feel like it has to be a secret

personally think its pretty effeminate to worry about that shit after age 30

>>151418821
This. Gender affirming care is for everyone.

Mad how England was 1 of those

they beat us too
but it was kino so we allowed it

New zealand? Undefeated

thoughts on mountaineering?

>>151419015
boulderers could never

bouldering is really the t20 of mountaineering

not even the N9 of moutaineering
it's the crossfit of gen z
certain man is spiritually a zoomer, sadly

dunno why zachy bought a flat when he lives rent free in your head

>>151419015
New Zealand solved mountaineering in 1953

>>151419226
good one la

>>151419253
Nepal*
Hillary was just a passenger

>>151419423
Doesn't matter. Nepal is brown

just read through this thread and fucking puked.

our lads have arrived with a bang in NZ lads
*tingles your spine in your path*

Sir, I am sorry to inform you but that is haram

>>151419679
be the change you wanna see

>bnonce still MIA after these truthnukes
>>151409535
>>151409606
Howling
*whistles Soul Limbo*

*transvestigates bradman*
hmmm

Marnie might be unstoppable this summer
He looks like hes got a new head on his shoulders

>>151419763
no doubt wes agar and lloyd pope were going soft on him

australia's brave Marine Mitchell LabooShane

must suck for aston to see his taller, handsome, better, full head of hair brother. and also knowing your mum's a mad slut

https://youtu.be/sFN4jhN49KA?si=HdllK-qKwVcw6w6K

https://youtu.be/sFN4jhN49KA?si=HdllK-qKwVcw6w6K

it was a different time

post office closes at 12pm tomorrow so I have to wake up before then to get my shakti mat.

Is this the volcel general?

have to keep posting in this stupid general just to keep up appearances and to avoid being called a cazzie even though there's one test match every 3 months ffs complete joke of a spoort and poomunity

i have ibs

and yet bard is shitting more than you these days kek
not travelblogposted in a while actually. hopefully not in some grire shitdian hospital where they've never sterilised any of the arse-checking equipment

Half of the bongs in here will drop off when the ashes start because they are South Asian.

90% of the bongs here don't even watch criggy.

lets not yuck any yums fellas

No such thing as south asian or yurop. There is the Indian Continent and the western pennisula of Asia

>>151422197
this general never recovered from this desu

>>151422197
trve

prince andrew lost his titles
whole royal family is sick tbqh

Weird how he's guilty enough to lose titles but not go to prison

ughh.. I don't feel good after reading that headline

https://www.cricket.com.au/news/4382333/

You can make the cobras dance
But not me

>>151423680
this points calculation is so fucking weird
what is it, 6 points for a win, 1 for a draw and a bunch of batting or bowling bonus points that dwarf any draw points?

And if my loneliness should stay
Some are holiest that way

friday night drunk toothpick armed neek just blew in

and you are always here to give him the attention he craves
why don't you two just meet up and toss each other's salad?

Eugh shut it fat neek
I was trying to go incog

Boring fat Anglo cunt

Reminder Zachy and the obsessive anti-Zachy persona were exposed as being the same person
after Zachy mistakenly bled his shitjeet persona into the anti-Zachy persona

Reckon this could become the hottest winter on record

test cricket when

vax status of nic maddinson?

>>151424139
the big question

>>151423414
If you put every englunder pedo rapist in prison you'd have to ship the whole island off to another continent at the arse-end of the world

>>151424025
he posts Mon-Thurs as the shitjeet character then operates both on Fri-Sun t. knower

>shipped off the people with sporting ability
>kept the pedo rapists

Reminder bnonce cried himself to sleep after >>151419750

if every jeet who had the chance could ship themselves out of their shithole they would... oh wait, that's reality lmao

>>151424329
>let your sisters and daughters get raped en masse in the back of paki taxi cabs
>do nothing
>REEEEE eternally instead about hardworking earnest Indians because yer dad diddled you
englunders are a strange but mostly cowardly bunch

Isn’t it strange that it’s normal for the world of work, to centre around being hunched over a screen. That is labour.
You’re physically the same as an obsessive world of warcraft player who never sees daylight.
But you are a respected member of society.

>you are a respected member of society
>

''Thumbing a laptop''
Bnob exists because he makes his jew boss some money doing some pyramid scheming
Insane how grim life is

very weird gimmick that one
constantly shits on the civil service and makes up the stupid term 'laptop thumbing' - then is later found out to have been a civil servant himself the whole time

takes one to know one

bnoz on holiday in sydney I see

>josh inglis injured, alex carey playing in shield
so who is the 3rd choice keeper these days for tomorrow? wade?

No way bnonce has a job or is capable of any form of employment. He merely exists

I prefer the verb "clacking" where it pertains to the usage keyboards and the like.
It has an onomatopoeiac quality to it that very much satisfies me.

trying way too hard

>laptop clacker
doesn't sound good though. idk maybe zb has an ear for it but laptop thumber just 'works'. it really shouldn't but it does

You're right -- the moniker is better. Although in the other aforesaid "thumbing a laptop" I would prefer saying "clacking away at a laptop" or something similar. I think referring to someone typing on mobile phone is where it's at its best.
I do really like the word clack

bnonce got his arsecheeks clacked by his diddler dad

noncejeet winning over his intrusive nonce fantasies challenge: impossible

theres so much animosity in this genny

>>151426055
Stems from the anger bnonce has towards his dad thumbing his arsehole

>>151426055
it's a lot friendlier during convict hours

>>151426298
generally, but occasionally our hours can get a lil nasty too

>>151426055
/cric/? more like /clique/ amirite

looms, it

bnonce is an orphan bullied out of the containment thread that is /brit/ so he and his ilk infest here instead which pushed away all the international /cric/ posters

>>151425873
see

>Fantasizing about other men's getting diddled
Shiggy Diggy

oof, tasmania couldn't take the last 2 wickets for under 50 runs and are going to bottle it

>>151427102
44 runs is a lot on that pitch

>>151427180
gotem
meaningless shield game but at least has a kino ending now

off, west australia couldn't even score 9 runs with 2 wickets left

not a poof or anything, but I'm really enjoying playing dress-up in the new pokemon game

>>151427877
shows us your char

>>151427512
cricinfo still thinks the day's play hasn't started. great website.

>>151428179
cute

beer fear setting in

>>151427877
>>151428179
freak

hypothetical: the top half dozen batsman in your country all field like kevin pieterson
do you pick them all or reach down and give a few of those slots to players that can catch?

better fielders for sure

apparently there's an odi series starting tomorrow involving australia? impressed by how little effort is put in to make people aware of this.

yeah extremely weird, particularly cause its vs bindia

i just go to the australia page on cricinfo at the end of a series to see what is next

>139 to get
will marnus keep the form leading into the odi

>>151429399
literally hearing this for the first time

youll be happy to hear eng vs nz is at 5pm tonight

>>151430327
needed to happen for marnie to get another hundred

mad how usman ended the war in gaza

>>151430951
>>151430951
>>151430951