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>>151384751

>chiefsfags falseflagging as lions fans again
you can tell because no one saying "there's the lions I know

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

true or false?

Bo Nix is giving HIM vibes

>>151389170
hurts sucks but he isn't half as corny as russlel

Never a doubt.

KC has 3 wins this year.

One ended Russell Wilson’s career.
One ended the Ravens season.
One ended the Lions brief reign atop everyone’s Power Rankings.

Rashee gets back next week.

Offense been back since #TheTackleThatTurnedTheTide

Look out.

shiiiiiiii

>>151389173
He's played like complete shit. Have you been smoking crack? If not for the Broncos elite defense they are done.

>>151389170
Hurts wishes he had that arm

>>151389190
This unironically will make browns in these threads seethe.

>>151389149 (OP)
Madden is so realistic

Lions starting safeties are both walking KWABs

So lemme get this straight, we're just as dogshit as ever, except our name, logo, and uniforms are gone and replaced with Madden MyTeam-tier slop

Fuck this gay rigged league, I'm out. Can't win with fucking jews.

>>151389202
why? he plays for the brownest fanbase in the league.

>rigged
Non-ballknower won't be missed KWAB

penis junior

>>151389229
I didn't say it would make sense, but you browns love to seethe about a white guy with his family being happy.

>>151389226
I thought Dan Snyder was jewish and all the other jews were seething for decades that he wouldn't change the Redskin name.

The Rams jerseys are awful

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 7 Edition!

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 32 (+3 | +3)
2. Detroit Lions 31 (-1 | -1)
3. Philadelphia Eagles 29.5 (-1 |-1.4)
4. Buffalo Bills 29.1 (-1 | -1)
5. Los Angeles Rams 27.6 (+1 | +0.9)
6. Indianapolis Colts 27 (+1 | +1.7)
7. Los Angeles Chargers 24.7 (+3 | +1.8)
8. Denver Broncos 24.5 (+1 | +1.4)
9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (+3 | +2.8)
10. Seattle Seahawks 23.9 (+3 | +2.9)
11. Green Bay Packers 22.3 (+4 | +3.4)
12. Pittsburgh Steelers 22 (+2 | +3)
13. New England Patriots 19.6 (+4 | +3.7)
14. San Francisco 49ers 19.2 (-9 | -7.9)
15. Atlanta Falcons 17.7 (+3 | +3.1)
16. Washington Commanders 17.3 (-8 | -7.8)
17. Jacksonville Jaguars 15.8 (-6 | -6.1)
18. Minnesota Vikings 15.7 (-2 | -2.1)
19. Chicago Bears 14.1 (NC | +0.2)
20. Houston Texans 13 (+1 | +0.3)
21. Carolina Panthers 12 (+3 | +3)
22. Dallas Cowboys 11 (-2 | -1.9)
23. New York Giants 9.5 (+6 | +5.5)
24. Baltimore Ravens 9.1 (-2 | -1.9)
25. Arizona Cardinals 8.3 (-2 | -1.7)
26. Cincinnati Bengals 6.8 (-1 | -1)
27. Las Vegas Raiders 6 (+4 | +3.8)
28. Miami Dolphins 4.7 (-2 | -1.7)
29. Cleveland Browns 3.9 (-2 | -2)
30. New Orleans Saints 3.7 (-2 | -1.7)
30. Tennessee Titans 2 (-1 | -1.3)
32. New York Jets 1 (NC | NC)

>>151389259
lmao
THIS is what not knowing ball looks like

knowing bussy is all that matters

>>151389226
The old redskins name, logo and uniforms are so iconic, now the commanders look like a fucking high school football team, those all black uniform are just awful.

The Ballknower's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 7 Edition!

1. Chiefs
2. Bucs
3. Broncos
4. Lions
5. Eagles
6. Seahawks
7. Packers
8. Colts
9. Steelers
10. Patriots
11. Rams
12. Bills
13. Chargers
14. 49ers
15. Jaguars
16. Falcons
17. Bears
18. Redskins
19. Texans
20. Cowboys
21. Vikings
22. Panthers
23. Ravens
24. Cardinals
25. Giants
26. Raiders
27. Bengals
28. Dolphins
29. Browns
30. Saints
31. Titans
32. Jets

>>151389311
Chiefs too high
They are 3-3

>>151389326
>ended the Lions reign at the top convincingly
>pass game now at 100% health
>easiest remaining schedule left
Just admit you don't know ball

list discarded

>>151389334
3-3
In a league where many teams have 1 or 2 losses.
Dumb list

>>151389341
I accept your concession
>>151389336
Sneak is a confirmed non-ballknower and has been for 13 years kek

>>151389334
based ball knower
>>151389326
cringe cazie

>>151389226
"Commendatori", like a commander, I like that that's respect

What team do they support?

>>151389311
based and knower accurate

>>151389378
Commanders/Falcons/Titans

The Bears are better than the Chiefs

>>151389378
this was a former /nfl/ tripfag known as basedsexyponder

>>151389389
Low quality bait

cheefies seething at this one kek

>>151389394
It's true
The Bears are 3-2
The Chiefs are 3-3

>>151389170
hurts is worse

>>151389395
No one is seething at Brian Branch's generational meltdown KWAB

>>151389403
Hurts is caked up

>>151389402
The Bears lost to the worst team in the NFC North and have scars from getting BTFO by the Lions. Their wins come against 3 teams that are in fact worse than them.
They're not bad, but don't pretend as if you know ball.

I am now mad at the raiders

Reminder
Using words like
>Mutthomes
>rigged
>fixed
>3-3
>discarded
Are all telltale signs of not knowing ball

Using wojaks is also a telltale sign of not knowing ball

>>151389432
No one is seething at their team being at full health with the hardest part of the schedule out of the way and one of the easiest remaining schedules left. The Chiefs are projected to finish 13-4 and win the AFC once again. Cope, seethe, and mald. All of your wojaks and coping will just further prove you do not know ball. Sit down already Lionsfag. You lost.

>>151389334

Imagine rooting for a team that needs blatant refball to win, all because one of the players is dating a pop star...

How did the Lions fanbase cultivate such a generational victimhood after losing?

>>151389378
that's romantic
>tfw no black femboy gf to make me cheetos encrusted tendies before I blow his bussy out

All you have shit taste. The best Killers song is not ‘Mr. Brightside’, and it’s not ‘When You Were Young’.

The answer is ‘Smile Like You Mean It’.

>>151389445
>AI generated article
LMAO GOOD ONE
Keep coping and conceding, bud! Really appreciate it! :)

>>151389378
Ngl, I probably would. Especially if she cooked for me

>>151389457
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

>>151389190
>four daughters
Confirmed babydick. Male sperm swim faster but don't live as long so unless you're cooming right up against the cervix you won't have boys.

>>151389251
Actual natives didn't even want the name changed and even made petitions to keep it from being changed and to change it back after it happened. It was literally only white libtards that wanted it changed. Dan Snyder said he would never change it, was a legendary piece of shit that got forced out of the league, and specifically to spite him the name was changed the second he was gone. Typical inter-tribal warfare brazillian fuckshit.

>>151389361
making the logo a tank or aircraft carrier is the only way its getting salvaged

>>151389452
It’s basic psychology. Basically Lions fans are the dorky kid that finally gets a girlfriend, and she’s pretty hot. He thinks he’s gonna marry her & has all these expectations for the relationship causing an inflated sense of self confidence. All this only to find out she was deeply closeted the whole time, and that he was her cover all along. Now the Lions fans are back to being the dork kid, but it hurts even more than it did before because they know what it means to have hope for the future, only to find it the hard way that it was a mirage.

>>151389259
People are just trolling with the votes at this point. Baker Mayfield is legitimately one of the best qb's in the league but the bucs are nearly as injury raped as the 49IR's, Goff goofed away a touchdown and couldn't outplay the refs, the niggles just totally shit the bed and traded away one of their best wr's, razorcakes are stabbing mouths early this season, and the queefs do not belong in the top 10.

>>151389537
why he look like druski

Titans about to hoist the Lombardi. All other teams on suicide watch.

>>151389488
u can’t be serious

>>151389520
a roman centurion with a sideways horsehair crest and it would be different enough from the usc trojans imho

who yall got next week? buccs or lions??

>>151389507
I know at least some of those retards protesting the redskins name were actual indians. But some indians are still suing to get the name back.

They literally have no other pop culture icons at this point.

Seriously name any other presence Indians have anymore culturally, and I don't mean jeets.

>>151389583
If Branch is out (he has appealed the suspension) then Baker absolutely feasts.
If Branch plays... probably same result plus him crying about getting bullied.

When mutthomo gets theismanned I'm posting the webm incessantly from a gorrillion devices so it can't be blocked. Queefs fans aren't human and all deserve to be unit 731'd without being given the sweet release of death until they're nothing but a brain and nervous system in a nutrition tank full of mind bending drugs, and not fun drugs, like x10,000 strength datura extract. Their eyeballs will remain attached and submerged angled directly towards a miniature OLED of the webm for a hundred years before the tank is filled with radioactive waste so they literally disintegrate into sludge that is then summarily blended, dehydrated, and incinerated.

>>151389600
i'd get in on that desu

>>151389589
It'll never get changed back, petty squabbles among Brazilians last for millenia. You have to remember these are people that think they can argue with and win an argument against God. The name redskins wasn't inherently racist and neither was the depiction of a native, and if you're going to force them to rename the team, might as well get the queefs next because a stadium full of white people doing native war chants is actually hilariously racist. Have a white team do a mock haka against moari rape babies in a rugby match and see what the outcome is.

>>151389589
there's no point getting your hopes up

>>151389445
>>151389621
>>151389629
>Chiefs play disciplined football
>Lions play undisciplined football
>Lions cry refball

>>151389452
>>151389527
This sounds about right

dart and scatterbo are both homo faggots

>>151389690
my bronkies will heem them both

The ref talk started after the Lions lost, now you know what fanbase is doing all the crying

i felt bad for russ tho. he doesn't deserve that treatment by the fans.

>>151389708
no fuck him

>>151389708
The dude hasn’t been perfect since Seattle, but he’s a sure fire HOFer. He lead Pitt to a 9-3 record to start last season. Threw for over 400 yards against dem boys…but he’s treated like a cancer in the media. I mean maybe he is. Maybe the “nice guy” image seems disingenuous. So be it. The dude is a HOFer. That coming from a Rams fan

goodnight /sp/;

maybe they should trade for that micah guy

>>151389739
sleep tight pookie. love you.

Be honest, if your team had to play the Falcons next week how confident would you be after witnessing that ass whopping they gave to the Bills.

>>151389794
very confident. cuck allen is just washed.

>>151389706
It would be literally every other fanbase because the queefs got away with at least five plays that should have been flagged blatantly. The refs favor them and it starts from the top down and is allowed by the league to happen.
>>151389708
Russlel deserves to be mocked until he retires. He's a lolcow meme at this point.

>>151389794
The toxins barely humiliated the ratbirds and are coming off a bye, but their defense is about as good as the failcoons. I think they'd win but it wouldn't be pretty.

>>151389794
Very confident

Imagine how stacked these teams would be if they didn't sign the Russel Wilson and Kirk Cousins contracts. Both would be super bowl favorites.

>>151389901
If Rodgers wasn't retarded he would've gone to Denver

>>151389904
Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to waste the rest of his career as Mahomes bitch.

kek, my chiefs completely mind broke the ratbirds

>>151389924
and apparently the bills did too

>>151389904
Steelers were inarguably the best place for him to end up and I sincerely hope he makes it to the super bowl so he can go full retard anti vax in the post game interview while he holds the lombardi, before proposing to his gay lover and blowing his asshole out in a hotel room at Disney land.

>>151389622
Holy shit youre a loser. I don't know what mok haha or maroi means but polynesians are our bitch and my rugby team is connacht

>>151389924
>>151389927
This is what tends to happen when you’re never more than the 3rd best team in the AFC and Lameme winning MVP is your Super Bowl

>>151389794
they'd probably lose to the browns. jills get diced up by crisp running. when everyone's mediocre it's a matchup league

>>151389969
The homoerotic grand finale we all deserve

The way it's feeling, my Bills would be lucky to get bootyblasted in the wildcard.

Goodnight/morning/whatever

>>151389434
>noooo you can't use these words!!
Very Jewish technique there, anon

>>151390205
The teams the Bills have defeated have a combined record of 3-21.

The two teams they played with a winning record beat them.

They got lucky against the Ravens who were up 40-25 against them in the 4th quarter.

>>151389493
Can confirm. Have a magnum dong and a son.

>>151389493
Girls don't like it when I poke their cervix.

>>151390291
Wrong.

Patty Cuckitini

Now I see why Allen was gifted MVP, not a single person in the media said he needs to play better. They really like him for some reason.

>>151390416
>the boy next door

The Buffalo bills should really thank the Eagles for making sure everybody doesn't notice how bad they've been this season.

>>151390270
Who has the best record of defeated teams?

>>151389687
> be a shitty team
> commit obvious penalties
> don't get called for them
> because TayTay is dating Kelce
> disciplined football

>>151390470
They were dominating the league before he started dating Taylor Swift.

What was your excuse when they went to the AFC championship in 2018, or the Superbowl in 2019, or the Superbowl in 2020, or the AFC championship in 2021, or the Superbowl in 2022, or the Superbowl again in 2023, or the Superbowl in 2024........

>>151389769
Jerry is the curse

>151390430
Any ranking that doesn't include the team that has been to 7 straight conference championships and 5 super bowls is clickbait. You'll have to do more to earn a (You) from me.

>>151390553
Meant to quote
>>151390430

>>151389737
>That coming from a Rams fan
If you're mentioning this to make your point sound more valid you're not making the argument you think you are

people love watching my chiefs

what's his name again?

>>151390629
Heckin primaterino! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151390608
Is this what being functionally illiterate looks like?

>>151389311
Man if Detroit can do literally anything about their backfield we would get the uber kino Chiefs-Lions Owl that we need but Mahomes putting Baker back on the bench and getting spiritual revenge for the Brady Owl is a decent consolation I guess.

I am in a boring meeting and will try to name all American states from memory in my next post

>>151389170
wilson is a better qb than hurts

Washington
Oregon
California
Montana
Idaho
Colorado
Utah
Arizona
Nevada
New Mexico
Wyoming
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska
Kansas
Minnesota
Indiana
Illinois
Louisiana
Alabama
Texas
Oklahoma
Michigan
Florida
South Carolina
North Carolina
Tennessee
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
Georgia
New York
New Jersey
New Hampshire
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Mississippi
Missouri
Pennsylvania
Ohio
Alaska
Hawaii
D.C.? Not a state is it?

>>151390608
Its crazy how much cougars love Travis

>>151390645
Say that on your Main, coward

>>151390913
>maine, Wisconsin, Delaware, Maryland, Connecticut, Iowa disrespected
I can live with that.

>>151389493
Retard, male vs female is determined by body temperature, specifically in the cervix. Girls are the product of the female organism raising the cervix temperature, meaning his wife came before every kid was conceived

>>151390951
It was probably warm down there cause she had an infection, cause ahe's a whore.

stone cold ben johnson

>>151390913
>forgetting Chicago
Retard

>>151390925
>taylor inspired scent

what's that supposed to smell like?

>>151390951
More important is the question of souled vs unsouled. In essence, high endorphin and oxytocin levels in the mothers blood are essential to form a human soul. So if its a loving sexual act that the woman thoroughly enjoys, then usually the child will be souled. If its boring, unpleasant or even violent sex usually the child will be unsouled and hence an incomplete human. Once you know this you will realize that this explains a lot of peoples behaviour. If someone is an asshole, dumb or icky in general, theyre most likely a child not concieved in love and have no soul.

>>151390629
coach subprime loan

well, /nfl/?

>>151391012
a man

>>151391045
The unaffiliated neurotrama consultants

>>151391012
gooseberry and lillac

>>151389737
He was 6-6 in Pittsburgh no clue where you got 9-3. 4 of those wins were Bustin which should tell you Wilson didn't really have much to do with any of those wins. Except that Bengals game where he unironically cooked.

northern bros
its finally starting to get colder

>>151389457
It's actually don't shoot me santa

>>151391076
Same. Comfy autumn with colourful leafs here

reminder that the kiwifag was raped by a hundred niggers down in nawlins during the sweltering summer of ‘17.
also his shitbirds are 1-5.

what's his name again?

>>151391151
you have no proof on this

Maryland doesn't even feel like a real state.
what do they even do there? shove crabs up their asses?

>>151391185
caleb deserves respect

Poop Fart Faggotry is for retards
godleb overcame both the commies and the reffies.

I BELIEVE

>>151391200
Big fan of pump fakes

>>151391045
31 other teams

>>151391255
OBSESSED

will he make it?

>>151391178
I dont know whats going on in most of your states desu. Tf do people in Kentucky do all day? Or Wyoming?

>joe flacco, the least mobile QB behind one of the bottom 5 olines in the league, was only sacked once by the packers.
jerruh won the parsons trade

>>151391278
he needs to statpad super hard against the taints for me to trust him to get there ngl

This season on passes of 20+ air yards, Drake Maye has an almost impossible 99.9 PFF grade with 0 turnover worthy plays. Highest grade in the history of PFF.

>>151391285
cat posters fuck off and get your brain worms removed

why are they like this?

Imagine being named Drake London pure aura

>muh pee eff eff
4th easiest schedule in league history.

>>151391306
>plebbit
go back

>>151391306
>reddit = actual nfl fans
>/sp/ = nfl flavored shitposters

>>151389170
Russell Wilson was a great QB and the past 4 seasons don't take away from the majority of his career being fantastic

>>151391306
>AARSD81#

huh?

>>151389190
This unironically made me seethe in this thread

>>151381622
>spams fail mary in every single /nfl/ thread for an entire year
>we were chill with you guys! why are you such assholes!
Jake Moody owns your corrupt shithole

>>151391350
nothing you post will ever take back all your last year's worth of SEETHE over the fail mary

>>151391357
you faggots are making a run at it with how insane you were acting the entire game, actual menstruating women spamming ai and being the most smug niglets ive ever laid eyes upon

>>151391285
he dropped back 45 fucking times btw.
1 sack.

>>151391185
Death to film watchers

>>151391371
>he goes to the game thread instead of staying in the general

lol, lmao even

>>151391381
i had both of them open thoughbeit

>>151391285
But all of the hypothetical sacks he got

>“What’s the most fulfilling thing in your life right now?

>“My wife.”

>- Josh Allen

>What has your wife taught you that you didn’t know about yourself?

>“Maybe I am more than a football player.”

Is it over? Is the Bills super bowl windoe closed? Tom Brady never talked like this

>>151391431
You know a nigga recently married when he say dumb shit like that

What’s with the weird cutaways on helmets nowadays? They look like bicycle helmets with all those holes in them. Bring back the spherical helmets.

>>151391515
Its so helmets can flex under contact. Helps disperse force

who here /float/

>>151391515
Combination of safety, aerodynamics, and cost. Guys like junior seau are why the old helmets are gone

Is this a new low for the Jets franchise?

>>151391156
Friendly reminder that Kaepernick got benched for Gabbert

>>151391156
I see wins are a QB stat again

>>151391431
Imagine having to watch your wife pretend to fuck a black guy. Hahahaha.

>>151391576
Imagine imagining having to watch your wife pretend to fuck a black guy.

>>151389474
>>151389378
>She

>55% completion
>24.9 QBR
>5.4 yards per pass attempt

Haven't watched any Titans games this year, is Cam Ward really that bad?

>>151391550
as he should have been, Kap was ass at that point.

reminder that the pats are by far the most jewish organization in the entire league and should receive no hype or praise for “gape gaye” beasting on dogshit defenses the entire year

>>151391597
It's hard to be good when you're on the Tennessee Titans and you're coached by Brian Callahan

>>151391597
he's working on it and once he fixes his issues, the league is FUCKED

>>151391605
Peyton Manning literally made the Hall of Fame, and is universally considered a top five quarterback by doing exactly that for the entirety of his career

>>151389493
I pulled out and came right at the edge of the vaginal opening. Stop spoiling your children, they need to learn the value of hard work

>>151391588
I'm not imagining anything because it actually happened.

>>151391284
they race horses in kentucky and wyoming is just a bunch of cowboys buttfucking eachother out in the wilderness

>>151391597
>>151391608
He hasn't been great but as the anon above points out; the Titans might actually be the biggest dumpster fire in the league, by a long shot. It's impossible to look good in that organization right now.

>>151391621
How did she pretend to do it

>>151391615
ive never rated forehead as an actual good qb

>>151391620
Thank you for invalidating epa/play for me. I needed that, I was starting to think the nerds might have actually done something good

>>151391284
Eastern Kentucky is the poorest county in the entire country iirc. Like shockingly poor. Most are not racing horses like >>151391623 said. They're just smoking meth and popping pills.

>>151391620
>poopsock
yeah nice list retard

>>151391620
>my quarterback is near the top
good chart

>>151391278
My guess is he ends up with like 3921

>>151391661
>my quarterback is dead last by a mile
also a good chart, if we keep it a buck right now

>>151391550
Zoomie never watched late stage Kap

>>151391640
Then you don't know ball

>>151391676
I would love for her to treat me like a toilet

>>151391653
Unfortunately Eastern KY has been usurped for poorest region in the country by the Mississippi delta so they don't even have that going for them anymore.

>>151391706
no thanks to brett favre kek

>>151391640
>Oh look at me, I'm a contrarian on the internet! I'm so special and unique

>>151391717
I say this

>>151391717
>only two rings are against rax grissmon and scam newton
>otherwise a lameme-esque statpadding playoff choker
he’s lucky von miller carried his ass to sb50

>>151391597
All of his metrics are terrible

>Bills haven't made any trades
Beane is worthless and the Bills are going nowhere.

>>151391431
Sounds like Giselle wasn't near as good a lay

>>151391717
This is true

>>151391597
I haven't really watched them but considering they gave Dan fucking Moore of all people a big pay day I can only assume they have a bottom 1 O-line and that it's not really Ward's fault.

>>151391766
People who don't know ball don't know this but there was a time when it was widely suspected Tom Brady was gay
This falls flat with the younger generation because like 82% of them are gay so that's the default assumption

>>151391576
Imagine watching your wife fuck a black guy, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, ad infinitum

if the gAyFC really lets mahomo sleepwalk to a SB appearance again we need to dissolve the entire conference

BREAKING:
FOOTAGE OF THE FLU POSTER HAS BEEN FOUND AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

>>151391868
good luck

/nfl/ - Reddit, Twitter, and Tiktok Spam General

>>151391926
you forgot the ai slopooopie spam and the webm spam

>>151391945
AI is stupid, too. At least webms are on-topic.

>>151389170
russ is corny but he has bigger hands and a bigger arm, what does hurts have?

>>151391278
its so embearassing that the bears still haven't had a 4k yard passer even with a 17 game season built just for statpadding

>Bucs, Colts, Steelers are the 3 teams with 1 loss (no ties)
>most power rankings have Bucs and Colts in the top 3
>Steelers are like 10-15 range
Why?

>reffies hand him a win
>he drops it

Nobody actually comes to /NFL/ for "football discussion". It's all a bunch of "my team/QB is better/worse than yours (and I may tell you why I think that)". But that's unironically why I come here. For the memes, the luls, and like the one anon said, the occasional ball related webm.

>>151391978
Power rankings are fake and gay. Everything is decided by winning.

>>151391766
we know giselle was top notch because leo dicaprio is the best judge of tail living

>>151391926
This. Why the fuck do I even come here when 50% of the posts are shitty normie social media?

>>151391993
Powerrankings after last week were pure kino because they're exactly the kind of picture you can take and show people and go "What in the fuck do these retards think look at how little they fuckin know, all they knew were the Jets were #32, and some dickiedandy who refers to it as "Sportsball" could've told you that.

AHHCHOOOOOO

what the FUCK has flus done that would give anyone confidence in him?

>>151392021
lmfao god bless jerry jones

>>151392021
Are they sure he said FOXhole?

Ahhhhhh.....
*sniffs*
AHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOO!!

>>151392019
I need to ask Chief's fans because I only watch a few of their games. Has Kelce ever come off the line and laid a real pass pro block on a legit rusher? I have never seen it myself. How do people compare him to Gronk who had to deal with Ray Lewis sometimes on blitzes?

........................
*sniffs*
*cough* *cough*
AHHHHHHH
CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

JJ McSharty better play this weekend and he better put up at least 50 points on the iggles otherwise I’m done with shit team forever

>>151392064
im afraid his bussy injury was fatal…
he’ll never play again…

jets bros, please consider donating a kidney to based mangold

...ahhhhhh
.......
.............ahhhhhhhhh
...................
AHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>151392021
To be fair to Eberflus the Cowboys defense always ranked dead last when Parsons was off thr field

>>151391677
I'm 31 faggot, Kap was always garbage because he relied on his legs more than his arms

>>151392090
parsons cant even do shit against the bengals’ highschool oline and slow ass flacco despite him dropping back 45 times

I knew the Brewers would roll over and die for the Dodgers. And we all know Seattle isn't beating LA, so the only hope is for Toronto to come back.

>>151392109
Oops wrong thread

>>151391977
Smokin Jay was robbed

>Parsons never has more than 14 sacks in a season
>wants more than 40+ mil a year
>Cowboys trade him
>people act like they've done a heckin forbidden no no

2.5 sacks on the season btw

is no one else just terrified of what trump is doing in our country?

>>151391977
thats what happens when you draft justin fields

>>151392131
this

>>151392144
Tf did unc do now?

Chiefs lost to the Jags due to refball.

>>151392167
Whatever it was I'm sure it was #Bad and will have a lasting impact on the life of the average dude.

>>151392144
5 million deportations make ya seethe paco?

>>151391614
Maybe he’s talking about the xfl?

>>151391978
They do this every year
They underrate the Steelers so they can pretend Mike Tomlin overachieved when he inevitably only just barely scrapes past .500. He's the only decent black head coach like ever so they need to prop him up and spin being stuck in football purgatory as a positive thing because I mean who else is going to represent black excellence in coaching? Aaron Glenn?

Having more that 20 million dollaroos in assets should be illegal globally. everyone who has more should be forced to give it away or be hanged.

>Broncos give Nik Bonitto 4 year 106 mil extension
8 sacks so far
>Packers give Micah Parsons 4 year 186 mil contract
2.5 sacks so far

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151392211
t. commie

jayden daniels does unspeakable things with his mother… truly deplorable.

>>151392229
Maybe. And? Having a billion dollars is retarded.

>>151392242
yea they should give it to all the ngubus, jeets, mexicans, and jews instead. everyone should self sacrifice so the mongrels can take over lol

>>151392242
soon we'll have trillionaires

>>151392249
Do they put corn syrup in boots over there or why do you like licking them so much?

>>151392263
tastes better than brown feet

>>151392258
Well kill them all if they dont like sharing

>>151392267
Its jewish feet anon. Anyways, fix it by giving the money to huWhites and honorary Aryans and build space ships with the leftovers

>>151392281
no you fix it by stopping people who live in fucking villages in 2025 coming into your country.

>gee these people with shit quality of lives are trying to turn my area worse because they think a marginal increase in life quality is some giant achievement im glad theyre here

youre inviting crackheads to live in your house

germanon has been watching ball for less than a year and is already the most based poster in /nfl/

>>151392211
Based Democratic Socialism bro
>>151392229
Cringe Capitalist.

Making money isn’t “le bad”. It’s the lengths of moral ambiguity & apathy people allow themselves to go through in order to make more money. It’s also just pure excess to have a billion dollars. Billionaires aren’t something to be admired most of the time, they are mainly greedy & the politics have proven time and again, they will use their financial leverage to swing & rig elections & policy on local to federal levels.

To make this /NFL/ related, think about the salary cap in baseball. Is it really better for 1-2 teams to have all the spending money?? Or would it be better to set a CAP, where you get penalized for excessive spending. I think the latter

>>151389794
*checks schedule*
Uh oh

>>151392303
Real shit. Claims the Cards. Trashes Billionaires.

He’s basically the antithesis of all these faggy Whines & Choofs fans.

>>151392043
Kelce won his team Super Bowls, Gronk just rode goat tails to his.

>>151392326
trvth nvke

Guys, I don't think he's going to make it

>>151389794
Really confident. The meme clock is only unbroken like once in a while or sumthin

>>151392326
Kelce isn’t half the blocker that George Kittle is, let alone Gronk.

Lets not forget blocking is the most important TE trait

>>151392326
Now this is shitposting

>>151392349
>blocking
lol
>most important TE stat
lemao

Ditka is the goat TE for singlehandedly modernizing the position

>>151392303
Yeah.

>>151391945
I just start filtering them after I have seen them a couple of times.

It's just, lets be honest not even close
>>151392355
now I can accept this opinion

>>151389493
>male sperm
Sex isn't determined until well after fertilization

>>151392326
Kelce was the one that committed OPI against JuJu?

>>151392326
Gronk got his ribs split fighting the Legion of Boom multiple times a year
Kelce got served anytime he couldn't a 175 lb defensive back

>>151392144
he hasn't even killed a single gay race communist. disappointing af.

>>151392367
somehow muh blocking is more important than all these stats kek

>>151392368
Sex is what leads to fertilization retard unless you're talking about using a turkey baster

>>151392374
>gronk ran his career into an early grave when he had all the intangibles to go down as the indisputable TE GOAT

it's really such a shame that he played like such a mental retard and tarnished half his legacy to ball knowers.

>>151392374
>hey guys look at this video of Kelce making a huge gain for kc

Keekkekkek thanks

Who should the bills target before the trade deadline?

>>151392353
Yeah you know what they call A TE that can’t block?? A glorified receiver. I can’t put Kelce ahead of guys like Gronk, Sharpe & Kittle because they blow Kelce away as blockers.

Why does it matter that Kelce's end is tight?

>>151392402
Cause Taylor lewan swift busted that bussy open

>>151392397
Lets see, for their added blocking abilities do TE's get paid more than WRs?

https://youtu.be/tqp1zk27cpc?si=YIno3HRsgMHFsTUw

I remember kelce getting kwabbed every Denver game lol

>>151392387
I cannot figure out how this chart is organized. What determines who is at the top or bottom?
>>151392400
Kek imagine swapping Darnold for McCarthy

>>151392412
surely the chiefs well paid receivers have provided output due the investment

>>151392412
No, but Lineman make more than Receivers. Which is exactly my point. Blocking is more important. Thanks for making my point for me unintentionally, anon

>>151392400
The Vikings really let the MVP walk for free

>>151392427
>No, but Lineman make more than Receivers.
>The highest-paid wide receiver in the NFL is Ja'Marr Chase of the Cincinnati Bengals, with an average annual salary of $40.25 million. This is part of a four-year, $161 million contract that also includes $112 million guaranteed.
>Rashawn Slater, a left tackle for the Los Angeles Chargers, is the highest-paid offensive lineman in the NFL. He signed a four-year, $114 million contract extension in July 2025, which includes a record $92 million in guaranteed money. This deal makes him the highest-paid offensive lineman in NFL history

>>151392396
i feel like the bills are missing a manlet speedy receiver like hollywood brown or worthy

>>151392425
Alphabetical by City or State

The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?

Basically every rushing TD the Pats scored was on Gronks shoulders

>>151392414
to be fair Von Miller was out there giving everybody hands as subscription service

>>151392353
Kelce's inability to block was a big reason why they lost the Superbowl

>>151392434
>tight ends are expected to do both well
>the best can do both of their jobs and execute at the highest level consistently
>Get paid like dogshit comparatively

>>151392367
>>Let's be honest
>>>stats are all there is to know
You don't know ball, not surprising from a Taylor Swift fan

>>151392400
Does McCarthy do anything well?

>>151392453
If blocking was more important than receiving the highest paid LT in the NFL should make more than the highest paid WR.

>>151392458
Brother played 2 games bruh cmon now

>>151392438
I got i-ack

>>151392400
>goff is a mid qb

>>151392438
>*Gets picked off by a random divegrass thread*
Nice throw retard

>>151392429
They let Darnold and Dimes walk

>>151392463
having a bad LT hurts you more than a bad receiver

>The Ravens
>They haven't won a game in four weeks, ha

>>151392480
theyll win like 6 straight

In an alternate reality the Vikings trade down and draft Brock Bowers

I think JJ McCarthy eventually bounces back to have an Alex Smithesque career even going so far as to win a Super Bowl with the Vikings whom won't replace him for a Kaepernick retread

>>151392487
If they got Penix instead of McCarthy, they'd be sitting pretty. Penix is actually perfect for KOC's system.

>>151392434
bad example because you are using the “top earners”. Whereas by average, the RG, Centers & Tackles make more than WR2’s and slot receivers.

In an alternate reality the Vikings won 4 superbowls and have heterosexual fans.

>>151392463
Lmao you utter fool
>contracts are what makes one player more important than another
Tell that to the Bengals, ruining a top 5 QB because they believe the same nonsense your spouting.

>>151392487
tj hockenson is a good tight end, always trust iowa tes

Darnold gets 14 wins and vikings fans treated him like a pariah. This is karmic justice.

The NFL was really boasting hard about 16 starting black quarterbacks for their 32 teams.

So where are they? Did they get lost? I only see 3 here..

Imagine Drake Maye on the Vikings. Zen man ain't it

Tldr

The era of Bowers is over. we are entering the Tucker Kraft era after Kelce retires

>>151392463
Have you NOT heard Bengals fans expressing regret by drafting Chase over Sewell over recent years and months?? Or are you deaf?

>>151392516
Yeah, I know he would have been an unnecessary pick, but JJ was a reach even with hindsight

>>151392484
kek no one way
even with lameme back that defense is still tied with dem boyz for worst in the league

>>151392519
I love how they cite the last two games as reasons not to bring him back as if going with McCarthy gave them a better chance to win.

>>151392528
nothing the bengals fans say matter cause the Bengals can't be effectively used as an argument.
Their team is the only one that doesn't operate the way modern FO's do with contracts and because of that they're stuck behind in an earlier era of football entirely due to their owners cheap penny pinching.

>>151392535
They had no idea McCarthy would be this shit

Dov would probably disagree with that

>>151392520
The hope of black qbs relies on Michael Penix Jr

>>151392487
Y’all really

>could’ve had Darnold
>drafted Bowers (instead of Sharty)
>could’ve drafted Verse (instead of Turner)

The coaching staff is great, but damn the GM fucked that roster up.

>>151392520
after charlie kirk getting mossaded and irina getting gutted on the bus by some niggle black qbs were declared unfit for nfl profitability and thus we are in the black qb humiliation season

lets list
>russlel
>lamar kwabson
>cam ward
>geno shits
>jalen squirts
>kyler turday
>pooa
>mahomo

all getting shit on by white bois this year

>>151392538
i knew

>>151392538
I'll be fair to McCarthy since he's only started two games. He might actually end up being good for them but Sam Darnold played as good as you can possibly ask for them. Why go with McCarthy when you already have the end result of what you want at QB already in the building? They didn't even have to pay him that much.

the Cheifs definitely benefit from the refs a lot but idk why everyone is crying about the Goff TD that got taken away. Aren't all scoring plays reviewed? What's the problem?

GPG

mccarthy is an injury-prone handoff merchant who wont survive long enough to get a second contract with the kangz

>>151392557
Whines fans gonna Whine

>>151392563
Love + Kraft could be the new Mahomes Kelce

>>151392563
That's my nigga

>>151392525
I wanna see what Trey McBride can do on a good team

>>151392557
There are people who think that everyone who plays the Chiefs should be allowed to cheat. That's how mindbroken and spiteful they are about their dominance.

>>151392557
Because it was a kino play

>>151392557
because i had 50 shekels on it >:(

>>151392550
This picture is awesome and i hope whoever made it did so during class

>>151392577
Yeah i watched the last Cardinals game this dude looked pretty good

>>151392580
don't get me wrong they definitely do benefit from the refs. Everyone is pointing at this game vs Detroit but the game against Jacksonville was absurd.

>>151392548
>declared unfit
I would argue they were always declared unfit for the position.

>>151392587
it’s a classic, cracks me up every time i see it.

>>151392109
Aren't the M's playing without their best pitcher? They're doing pretty well all things considering

>>151392593
yes but they were put into place to deny white talent at the positions as part of the ccp dei agenda that has also been mostly neutralized

>>151392520
>Baker and Jones 1st seed
meme season

I dont understand why wont nfl fans just wait until the nfl ride the chiefs until at least Kelce retires. It wont be much longer you guys can have it back afterwards

Plus its been good for the league popularity

>>151392520
I'm not a fan of this at all.

>>151392557
I hate anything good happening to that Miserable Mutt these kikes keep pushing on us. I would rather see the blackest heart of darkness gorilla nigger as the face of the league than this half breed abomination

>>151392607
Mahomes has at least another 6-7 years of top level play left

detoilet

>>151392617
It will be tough to replace/find another Kelce tho

replace/find another bussy

>>151392628
The Buccs will fall next week. Expect us.

>>151392652
bakers going to heem the lions he hath been ordained mvp

>>151392652
ill expect bakey to rape your JV secondary

>>151392652
I hope my brotha Amon Ra bounces back

>>151392554
>I'll be fair to McCarthy since he's only started two games.
What does he do at an NFL level?

I cannot believe lifelong Lions fans of 2 months are STILL complaining about the reffies. Lions were penalized only 4 times total, one of them was an intentional delay of game. Chiefs were flagged 4 times, three of them declined and one offset. People are LARPing like it was 13 flags to 4 or something, when it was a clean game all around. It's just the lifelongers don't know ball and don't understand Goof fucked up on their ebin maymay trick play.

Potential Superbowl preview?

>>151392664
I hate that goofy ass dude

>>151392684
My favorite Owl matchup is the NFC versus the NFC.

>>151392668
He showed in that Bears game down the stretch that he's capable of executing KOC's offense, so I'm not gonna say he's a bust after just two games.

>>151392660
>>151392661
You've been warned.

>>151392684
>Lions in the Owl
>after they won 15 games last year and didn't even make the CCG
And before you hit me with "muh injuries" they're ALREADY super injured again. Maybe they're just shit at keeping players healthy

>>151392691
Colts and Jets played each other in a superbowl once. Anything can happen

>>151392684
>The Lions barge into the AFC Title game, kill the visiting team, and take their place
would be kino

>>151392652
They said the same thing last week. Either way, they ain’t a serious contender with Goff.
>>151392668
He can use his legs a bit. But his pocket presence is like Justin Fields tier. I don’t think he has the arm talent, but it’s fucking early.

Still not to early to speculate the Vikings fucked up by not bringing back Sammy

>>151392695
you fags aren’t scary

in case youre wondering Jj McCarthy returned to practice this week so he'll probably start on the next week

>>151392439
Refbabby. Reidbabby. Kelcebabby.

>>151392710
>so he'll probably start on the next week
Minnesota just gifting Philly a win

>>151392710
I don't care

The Vikings would be 5-0 if Sam Darnold was starting for them

>>151392693
>what does he do well?
>he’s a good system babby
alright then.

>>151392702
I was more worried about the Chiefs than I am the Buccs, especially after our Bengals performance. I expect a turnaround and stomp on the Buccs
>>151392706
Ok homophile

>>151392723
Trvke nvke

I hate to admit how pleasantly surprised I am with the Seahawks. They can beat the Eagles and they could definitely beat the Bucs if given another opportunity.

holy shit lions fans are retarded

>>151392736
The darnold njigba connection is sexy

>Joe Flacco getting (at least) one more career start against Pittsburgh

Can he take down the stoolers?

>>151392550
Just target anyone Raditz is covering.

>>151392741
2 or 3 good seasons and they act like they're the Patriots dynasty

>>151392764
LMAO BLOW DIX HAS PASS PRO OUT THE ASS AND STILL SUCKS DONKEY DICK!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151392765
boomer bowl is gon be lit

>>151392765
The steelers being 5-1 feels so wrong

Love might be half black but he plays like a white man.

>refs said they huddled up and made the call on their own accord
>dan says he was told new york called in the penalty

what the FUCK is going on?

>>151392741
>>151392771
Detroit Renaissance baby

>>151392782
Who cares? It was the right call.

>>151392767
kek

>>151392782
(((They're))) going to kill Dan Campbell

>>151392795
detoilet hasn't won shit, you losers are the definition of a paper tiger

I'm glad washington is shit this year. commies fans got way too uppity after a single good season.

>>151392685
What happened? He was a monster last season

What was the best game of the week? I'm having a hard time deciding between Colts vs Cards or Commies vs Bears

>>151392807
Glass cannons

>>151392825
I enjoyed the one where the Lions lost by 2 scores & wouldn’t stop bitching about the refs afterwards for days

>>151392765
It's definitely possible, my steelies always suck ass on TNF and we've gone one whole week without any displays of football terrorism from Tomlin so we're probably overdue

>>151392825
probably bears @ commies, but it really shouldn’t have been close, reffies accounted for a 17 point swing in washingtons favor on dogshit calls

>>151392840
Are lions fans all you post about?

>>151392849
aside from queeftards they’re easily the most annoying fanbase in this general

>>151392817
Ben Johnson merchant
Tomatoes can merchant
Acts like he's a top receiver in the league
He didn't do shit against the Chiefs

>>151392700
Except that'd be the Chiefs, who just gaped them a few days ago and Loins players are literally crying and saying they were "bullied". Tough kneecap biters were exposed as soft crybabies in 4k.

>>151392780
The state of young qbs today, pathetic

>>151392693
He has a 58% completion rate in year 2, he turns the ball over, and he took 6 sacks against the Falcons. He's looked like ass in 7 of 8 quarters he's played

>>151392853
You're doing no favors for Chiefs fans' reputation

>>151392825
>Total Bahama Death

>>151392858
The Chiefs are already in the AFC retard
Seek therapy, this obsession isn't healthy

>>151392858
>stuffs and tosses jewjew with one hand
>crying
stop posting, taylor

>>151392876
He's literally only started 2 games. I don't even like the Vikings, in fact I fucking hate them. I'm just saying that it's too early to call him a bust after two games, not that I'm rooting for anyone to play well for that shitheap franchise.

>commies allowed D’andre Swift and Jake Moody to each have a legacy game against them
not a good look.

>>151392825
Mariners vs Tigers

>wake up, drink coffee, check stocks, check emails, relax and check /nfl/. the troon is still seething and obsessed

already a good day kek

>>151392888
It’s the Vikings. They can’t into QB play unless they borrow the experience of a veteran 2 years away from retirement.

AHHHHH I FUCKING HATE PATTI AND THE CHIEFS

>>151392889
DeAndre made the family proud

i honestly prefer dov posters over graph/list posters

*dies*

>>151392915
Bros Darnold is a god

>>151392847
Bears calling refball is hilarious, it was makeup after makeup

https://www.utep.edu/newsfeed/2025/october/utep-study-reveals-how-financial-pressure-shapes-nfl-officiating.html
>A new study from The University of Texas at El Paso has uncovered how financial incentives may subtly shape officiating decisions in one of America’s most iconic institutions: the National Football League. By analyzing more than 13,000 penalty calls from 2015 to 2023, researchers found that postseason officiating has disproportionately favored the Patrick Mahomes–era Kansas City Chiefs, coinciding with their rise as one of the NFL’s most marketable franchises.

>>151392915
>Rattler>Mahomes
I take it all back, EPA is a real and legitimate statistic

During Week 6 of the 2025 season, there were no defensive or special teams touchdowns. This is the first week for this to have happened since Week 7 of 2021.
That's a streak of 70 weeks where at least one touchdown was scored by a team's defensive or special teams unit, up until this week.
In that time, there have been:

>145 Interceptions returned for touchdowns
>81 Fumbles returned for touchdowns
>39 Punts returned for touchdowns
>25 Kickoffs returned for touchdowns
>7 Field Goals returned for touchdowns

Also, some fun statistics about these touchdowns scored during this span:

The Cowboys defense and special teams scored the most touchdowns, with 18.
The Patriots scored the second most touchdowns this way, with 16. They also had the most of these touchdowns scored against them, with 17.
The team involved in the fewest of this type of touchdown was the Buccaneers, with 5 scored by them and another 5 against them.

The Chiefs had the fewest touchdowns of this kind scored against them, with only 3.

>>151392915
damn thats crazy i was told any bum could succeed with chase and higgins

>>151392921
I hate every poster here except for Bahamas

>>151392907
Nick looks rough without the make up team helping him out

>>151392941
>The Chiefs had the fewest touchdowns of this kind scored against them, with only 3.
and there it is

I hate Aaron Glenn

>>151392958
he did hit that funny dance tho
you gotta give him credit for that

>>151392958
He's Hugh Jackson/Freddie Kitchens tier. What an abysmal hiring.

Lotta niggers in this thread are gonna be signing the McGODthy apology form Sunday frfr ONG

Daily reminder that /nfl/ is the Bears’ fans’ genny. Let’s try to keep the conversations Bears-related.

>>151392937
That makes two studies lmao

>>151392958
They are going to be pushing the "Dan Campbell started 0-11" stat now for a lot of shitty coaches. The fact that he picked fields to be his qb should be all you need to know.

>>151392964
>t.

>>151392965
Fuck the bears and fuck the cubs

>>151392958
at least we got fields

>>151392965
Thank god for Ben Johnson

>>151392958
jesus christ, give the man some times. it's the jets and his QB is bustin fields

>>151392965
based

>>151392976
ayo hol up man went 4-2 with bustin last year

>>151392937
Frauds. Everybody turn in their yachts.

>>151392967
The fields situation combined with how he acted high and mighty by dropping Aaron (which was funny, though) is why I hate him

>>151392958
Coward

>>151392965
bears suck lol

>>151392987
any coach that wears pants like that is not to be trusted

>>151392976
The Steelers won a lot with fields and still recognized he sucks ass

Recycle

>>151389152
>>151389152
>>151389152

>>151392976
Tomlin deserves legacy points for that and knowing to bench his ass

>>151392987
Those late 90s to early 2000s celebrations were peak

>>151392967
He needed somebody and this was a poor draft class. In hindsight they could have taken Dart, but I understand wanting to rebuild the team as a whole over several years. He’s still going to end up fired in the next couple years because it’s the Jets.

new thread
>>151393013
>>151393013

>New Heights got Keanu Reeves
fuck yeah!

>>151392987
Billy goat lookin' ass