Thread 151390861

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>>151390861 (OP)
Brilliant thread

First for mass deporting somalis OP first

>>151390861 (OP)
BASED

Abhorrent disgrace of a thread

They linked up

disgusting thread, me and my children are dreadfully offended by this

>>151390902
Eyyo mike tell brie to get tested my results came back and it's not good I dread to divulge

uhhhh about that jones video.....

>two adopted sons
>one natty daughter
what a beautiful blended family

>>151390875
I Like The Way You Think

JDM drooling on Volk's bald dome. Levels.

>>151390944
The Guru's oracle is coming true before our eyes.... This bodes I'll for the Chandler household.

>>151390960
Slamdaddy’s little boys

sad about BJ Penn man :(

Ulbeast

>>151390937
It was strange.

>>151390960
Poor poor Pigslam....JDM will prolapse his bussy forever

>JDM is getting Volk's sloppy seconds
Kind of gross ngl

I've seen enough. Give ME the title shot.

Bussynovski

why the fuck is this co-main of 321

>>151391049
It's a Title Fight

>>151391049
She has a nice ass

>>151391049
Because it's a title fight

>>151391049
Its for the Undisputed UFC Women's Strawweight championship of the world.

Nigger

Dern has a real shot at winning this MMA sport competition for the belt sw title, it's true.

>>151391083
i want to see her asshole

>>151391073
we don't use that word here

can a nigger post her asshole right now

>see a woman in lingerie
>*thinks of buttholes*

>>151391084
Probably an unbleeched brown asshole, sadly i'm not afraid.

>>151391100
we wont know until someone steps up

>>151391049
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

Dern made the mistake many women do: She actually wants to succeed at something. Worst decision any woman can ever make. Taking training and weight cutting seriously means you can't have gorgeous fun bags hanging off the chassis. Now after lobbing them off and shoving in small implants she wants to try to reclaim her hotness but too late! Best thing a woman can do is live in service to a man (me specifically).

>>151391089
There is no dern asshole pics. Only a see through bra one. Shant be posting it, thoughbeit. As that would be non safe for work.

>>151391049
>why the fuck is this co-main of 321

Death to the UFC! Death to the UFC!

From the river to the sea, /heem/ will be free!

>>151391214
Excellent post bruder

>>151391227
Why didn't this attach to my excellent acknowledgement

>>151391214
>From the river to the sea, /heem/ will be free!
Support the global heemtafada

Gary Goodridge
Chuck
Nog
Tito
BJ

seems like only a matter of time before MMA is banned
OR
insurance companies refuse to insure fighters, which means the sport dies

When does the Ganeposting rev up

>10 days until Tom fights
Just not the same as a Jon fight...

>>151391289
>>151391289
Literally zero chance of this happening.
Mohammed Ali had his brain badly damaged and boxing still exists.
There are some issues with fighters fighting way past their prime, but that is different to just zapping the sport altogether.

>>151391323
Indeed. We know we'll get a finish with Tom, and there won't be any robbery shenaginas with the judges, and we won't hear homosexual contemplations about retiring or anything like that, as we would with Jon.

Campaign of Conquest chads where do we stand

>>151391335
You just don't get it b

>>151391349
BDS seems to trigger both helwanis and tomcels I fear

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away?
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

A great day for Finland, and therefore the rest of the world.

>>151391335
He literally just did an interview saying now that Ante Delija is top 10 and only 2 fights away from the title, he's going to vacate so he can have his dream of being champion (because he would never fight him) Tom said he doesn't mind being a forgotten great.
His dad said he's getting out of the fight game SOON like Khabib and they're banking on TKO letting him go to WWE (seriously).

>>151391413
???

>>151391049
Jandirobi looks like a reanimated corpse that crawled out of the ganges

>>151391506
Can't read that kkloppertingi pooplesempkeewee chicken scratch. Post seems a bit sus b....

Jon Jones fought, retired, and has un-retired since Tom Aspinall's last fight.

>>151391525
It says more school children than ever are studying the path of khabib and not following the way of bryce mitchell and this mischievous mogadishu man claims it is a great day

>>151391505
breaking: tom aspinall threatens to quit the sport if asked to fight the undefeated top 10 croatian killer

>>151391506
Stop gooning over children

>>151391560
I'm not your imam m8

I fart. I rest.

>>151391547
Makwandaddy broke y’all I’m afraid

>>151391581
You are a literal refugee b

>>151391599
We call them refugedaddies here

>if you were a champion in Invicta FC, the premiere wmma organization, you are LESS likely than average to win in the UFC

???

Came myself awake wtf

>>151391079
The CTE'd washed unc fighter podcaster scene is a bit saturated, Dom. Not sure you'll make it.

>>151390944
Let me guess they used a surrogate? Knew that womb was barren, surrogacy is evil
>>151391099
I guarantee you only faggots and trannies post on there

>>151391650
What the hell

>>151391689
Queen Brie isn't even barren bappa let that sink in

>>151391572
Your mom has maggot minge LMAO!!!!

I'm afraid Dana did it better sadly.

Sex with Brazilian slampigs.

>>151391843
On it!

>>151391811
I was waiting for someone to post this one

>>151391811
Unc needs to put the bottle down. This slop looks terrible.

>>151391863
See >>151391837

>>151391811
Was that a fucking ant?

Don't reply to me in that manner again Finland or you will become my opps and I will be forced to slide.

>>151391811
Looks like an prolapsed ashoel

Niggas be trifflin

>>151391879
Yes mate he's just so wacky in the outback xD. Crikey!!!

>>151391893
Turn your monitor on

>>151391505
Tom is there to fight any relevant fight. Once he beats Gane, who even is there? It's not his fault that the UFC hate you so much that they won't bring Francis back.

>>151391893
Monitor ;)

>>151391887
Understood bruder let us keep things civil

Sandhagen said I just wish the fight would've gone MY way. Kek understatement of a lifetime.

151391908

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

That second Ass grab was super unnecessary, but it was SUPER necessary. Fuck

>>151391908
Pakman Scoop is not going to like this I fear. He's got a crippling phobia of pawg milfs.

>>151391927
Sup T how you been

>>151391902
No they hate him because he's talked about retiring soon, before the jones talks even. A fatal mistake for his career.

UFC

>>151391938
Shut the fuck up

>>151391953
Chicken samosa and extra garlic naan sanjay cheers

>>151391949
She is so annoying

>>151391944
The UFC hates YOU.
Francis and Tom both want to fight each other.
The UFC just hates YOU and they won't let it happen.

>>151391949
Bet her anik squeezes like a cigar cutter iykwim

>>151391968
subarashii

A accidently put so much Salt in my food that it's burning the inside of my mouth, but I can't throw it away. Was a big portion too. Nearly done anyway.

Today is not a good day

For me, it's barely pregnant Dern. She could have been a real problem at Women's Featherweight with the added mommy heem power women get when they're pregnant.

>>151391937
That's a damn shame

>>151391979
Drink water Toby we need you fit for the fields

>>151391981
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S BUSTING JOE

If you'd rather fuck this >>151391980
than this >>151391981

.... Then you just need to head on over to /lgbt/ and never come back here.

>>151391967
Nah, they love me and hate Tomala, I'm afraid. And rightfully so, I do declare.

>>151392004
Facts! That pawg milf is fiending for it

Doo is afraid of big juicy asses and wants to fuck grandmas lmfao. Pakster got the baby meat.

WE cannot follow THEM.

>>151392035
Afternoon bruder

>>151392015
She's in that painful post-menopausal period of life when her favourite singers and musicians from her youth are dying every few months. The wrinkles are getting real deep, and she is definitely looking like a grandma.
She has turned to yoga, as many women do in that situation. It de-stresses her and also, she happily admits, charges a sexual energy inside her.

She happily partakes in yoga sessions for an hour or so with her boytoy (her husband left her a decade ago), and at the end of the hour, when the boytoy's cock is diamonds because he knows what is coming next, and what he has been waiting patiently for, they move to the bedroom and fuck wildly.


Meanwhile Mackenzie Dern is just a horse-faced wench without class or grace. Basically McDonalds.

>>151391981
What am I looking at?

>>151391981
Look at my hapa son giving those maidens a crazy dual orgasm.
Purebloods could never....

How will the pig cope when Tomala and JDBum lose back to back in humiliating fashion?

>>151392092
Racist.

They hate MMAGuru because he tells the truth (and because he is a full foot taller than them).

>>151392127
For me it's when he said gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture

For me it was when GODru exposed Jon Jones as a raging homosexual

How will the little piggies grunt when they hear how the old sow suffered

>>151392157
You suck off fury in /box/ for at least 10 hours a day

Hoenstly? If poeple say something harsh to me hear I will leave for an time to simulate being weemed. I am the realest one here for this.

>>151391992
Seriously why are pesopallo, or however you spell it, are always thicc as hell?

>>151392182
I don't understand your pakistani drivel

>>151392150
I love cooking with volk but this one is not it.

As a confident, handsome young black man I feel I would be at odds with many here if we met offline.

>>151392298
Let's be real no one here would say shit in the real world

>>151392305
Speak for yourself abdi hh

Imagine fucking Dern in her vagina nahmean

how come no one is talking ahout this.
p.s im back

>>151392482
american wrestling has to be the worst sttyle of fighting, its jsut lay n prey

>>151392165
Yes, this was an important cultural event in the MMA calendar.

If Brady wins that fight who the fuck is the WW #1 contender? especially with Ian fighting Bumlal. Honestly they should just let Shavkat fight for the title next even though he has been out for ages. The division is a bit of a mess but it doesn't lack skill.

>>151392482
That's quite a big step up for Morales. I don't like it.

>>151391992
Kys

QRD on Morales, I haven't watched many of his fights. In other words does he have takedown defence lol

>>151392216
What the hell are you talking about, take that Pirogue out of your mouth so we can catch the pronunciation properly

>>151392482
I really don't like that guy, he looks like the type to play crazy music through a tiny Bluetooth speaker on his bike

>>151392621
>>151392621
Absolutely he does. And Brady looks like a guy who lets his stupid kid run around the grocery store.

>>151392631
https://youtu.be/ldG2t3dBWlg?si=SfVSpGdk636pfPSm

>Stooop it Morales, where just trying to have a picnic with our Children in this park.

You're actually right about Brady, his sprog is probably called Jaden and he probably chuckles when he breaks something and says he's going to be a beast

Stop running Tomala

By the way guys, I want you to know I just types in Brazilian music on YouTube to find that. K

>>151391049
mackenzie dern actually sucks how has she pulled this off

>>151392621
Why are you ignoring me you black cunt

>>151392482
rip brady

>>151392482
Brady by sub me thinks

workplace is trying pull a fast one on me like i couldnt heem, weem, and zeem them all either individually or altogether

>>151391079
I turn the commentary down whenever Dom is calling fights. What makes him think anyone will listen to this shit?

Morales vs Brady seems like a classic "there's levels to this shit" matchup
Morales hasn't really fought anyone that could test him on the ground and his striking is still really raw. Maybe he can just power through with sheer athleticism but I expect him to get brutally bitched

>>151392422
MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

do not post THE morales webm

I'm cooking up dope in a crockpot.

>>151392862
Talmbout fried jelly beans?

>>151392708
I literally responded to your comment to me

>>151392904
I'll deep fry your jellybeans up silly cunt.

>>151392904
How the fuck does Dana not have diabetes

>>151392449
Just iced my pnats thanks

>>151392742
"Methinks" is one word, you imbecile.

>>151392985
Wh at?

Mewanks

Im becile

Imav irgin

Methinks the janny doth protest too much

Meson a retard

Bea Mosquita

>>151392571
Yeah i dont think the WW division has ever been this stacked before

>>151393116
Sex robots can't come soon enough it seems....

>>151392974
Red light therapy

>>151393116
>heem and pigru were creaming their pants over this
I've seen better looking crackheads than this

I love your story kid

We're in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZluBfaSgog

>>151393157
YOU DONT KNOW MY STORY!

>>151393256
Did he have servants who wiped his ass until he was like 8?

>>151393220
This aint /a/

OOTL. Is Conor 100% IRRELEVANT in 2025?

I did see his ban barely made a whimper around here...

>>151393304
Still the biggest star the sport has ever seen. Still holds all the gate records. Still on track to headline the White House event next year. So yeah Conor is relevant.

>>151393304
the most memeable fighter on the roster? yeah he's relevant

>>151393304
It's an old ban though and it expires in March

>>151393116
those titties are tuuuurrible b

>>151393355
Lol okay Mike. Make sure to get the red thong out

Do you feel like Jon Jones and DC would need a nword pass?

>>151391049
To be fair, watching thicckenzie roll around on the mat is more entertaining than 90% of UFC fights.

Going back to Honolulu just to get that mauiwowie, that mauiwowie, that mauiwowie~

>>151390960
The secret australian technique to lubricate your enemy for takedown defense. What a genious way to defeat brazzas.

>>151392926
That's rude what's wrong why are you so pissy I've only been gone like a week

which lineage do (You) boy?

>>151393564
Used to be proper maui waui in turku the hometown of a certain Makwan Amirkhani

Big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health.

>>151393675
Ummm source?

NOOOOO :(

>>151393564
You'll dew noothin

Why arent these hecking cage fighters being wholesome chungus 100 role models how could this be happening to me??

Just Luked a Thomas on the MMA Hour

>>151393754
on? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I wanna be ninja

Ninjutsu is legit

>>151393670
UFC actually have a page about the lineage, and according to them it doesn't pass to Usman->Leon->Belal.

https://www.ufc.com/news/bmf-title-lineage

10 days until Gane fights.

>>151393943
Isn't this genjutsu?

>>151393933
>tf is this kaffir doing just give me the goat meat god damn

>>151393658
Because you're a cunt. I'm not here much these days, refreshing every once in a while rather than constantly like the saddo I am. That's probably made it seem more dramatic that it is, I'm fine

>>151393933
literal Pajeets LMAO

>>151393933
Can't wait to see this FAGGOT shit his pants when JDM knocks him the fuck out.

>>151393933
Not only is that a grotesque way to dine, it can't be at all comfortable. You need to be maximum comfy to fully enjoy a tasty meal.
I'm going to create something Royal finishing school for Muslims. And I'm going to make a killing. They have everything but the knee thing they don't have is class

You just know Khamzat was talking some crazy shit before Strickbeast pulled up with the tool ready 2 slime that bihh ahh jit on god lmfao

Nobody revvs the piglets like Slamdaddy

waves will be made
the record will be set
chills will be have

>>151394069
Why didn’t Strickgaped “slime” the dead daddy who repeatedly raped his bussy?

>>151394069
>I KEEL EVERYB- IS THAT A GUN AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>151394069
they used to be friends...

>>151394086
>>151394090
Would have been BASED as fuck.

>>151393691
lol that kid looks legit retarded. prime examble of the kind of people who follow this stuff

>>151394103
You're literally brown.

Ya A>>151392786
Duplicate file exists here

>>151394108
ik. you're jealous?

Haha it's Friday yippie fuck it Friday woohoooo

Grow up daner

>>151394108
Statistically that means he could rape you with little to no resistance, sadly

>>151394130
Can't rape the willing.

>>151394126
Seething ugly faggot

>>151394130
didnt ddp stick his finger up his bum and he still didnt let go

Frying up some pork bacon for breakfast lads. I love being white so much.

Despite everything, I’ll miss the bongs posting on /heem/

>>151394212
I'll be smoking a bong and posting on /heem/ for the foreseeable future albeit.

Is anyone here not allowed to eat bacon? I can eat whatever I want to, thank god, but not being allowed to eat bacon would really suck Id imagine.

Fuck it Friday is everything wrong with today's society

Rat terrorist snitch

Dana White here today on Felch it Friday were gonna do some gross shit haha

Just found out there is a place called Brapton in Canada that is full of Indians kek

noo you cant just snitch on the people responsible for 9/11!

>>151394252
not a fan of bacon but I'm a big fan of calabrese sausage and prosciutto

>>151394331
>snitch on the people responsible for 9/11
Ali dimed out the US and Saudi governments?

film

>>151394392
is he related to petrino?

PIIIIIIIIIIICO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER

Im a swagged out white boy with rizz.

Only 2 and a half months left of UFC on ESPN. Let’s appreciate the ESPN+ era while it’s still here.

>>151394252
spammy and anyone calling brazzas '''daddy''' or mentioning BBC are probably all from Pakistan, and therefore muslim, so they cant.

>>151394455
>farts you to sleep

>>151394456
His posts REALLY stick with you don't they?

Going to a prozzie today
How do I overcome the nerves

>>151394252
Dirty diaper Tyla isn’t sadly, xer mother is sick of cleaning up steatorrhea squirts

>>151394499
deepthroat his meng

>>151394518
Lmao what on earth is this post about?

FACT: gay nigga

>>151394599
It's a lanyard

>>151394532
allegory for the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius

>>151394599
>>151394633

Michael Chandler

Is a weird ass motherfucker.

just read that Cro Cop and Fedor are going to box each other

what the fuck I don't want to see this shit these guys are both 50 years old

>>151394727
Current year Fedor still probably beats Gane.

>>151394727
fuck, I definitely don't want to see that lol

>>151394723
His family may be unconventional but he’s still a good dad

>>151394727
Schaub kills both in one night

fuck the fag who started the ''what's his name'' meme

FAGGOT DOWN

>>151394760
he just said it on television not even an hour ago apparently and I had to check to see I wasn't being trolled

Cro Cop had a STROKE 6 years ago what the fuck is he thinking, man

Fedor sleeps cro bum Schaub style.

>>151394791
you wouldn't survive in a locker room

You wouldn't last 2 minutes in my world you bitch.

Toby's in a bit of a mood today

How do we feel about Brendan Allen vs Reiner der Ridder

big card tonight
tune in folks

>>151394886
Are raineri gets it done

Yeah I'm thinking Tony fuckin' Smith, bitch.

>>151394809
Fedor I can understand being in debt to the weird religious mafia priests of Russia, but what fucking excuse does Crocop have?

>>151394930
This is one of the most retarded american posts my poor eyes have ever had to read

>>151394886
The fans.

nah fr when my next fight

>>151394945
well I actually don't understand so I don't feel that bad. They let crocop come back to UFC and finish with 1-2 shitty wins, then K1 made an entire tournament of shitters for him to beat and gave him a power rangers belt. Why does he still need money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGsCijjDs0

its up

Maybe the reasons nordics can't produce fighters is because they don't feed their guests, they backstab each other and don't form a sense of community

WTF FRANK TRIGG IS A FAGOOT?
HOW DO I CHANGE USERNAME??!?!!?!?

Looks like Khamzat tried to clone the Topuria brothers but it went slightly wrong

>>151395111
This is not a hotel

>>151395120
yo dis doo boys frank trigg. or girls should i say KEK

>>151395169
I DID NOT KNOW

I might slide up to your block with intelligence.

>>151395196
muh-rape

pussy ass nigga a elephant

>>151395168
Nordic hotels don't offer food either

>>151395237
What do you think this is, salvation army? Get a job hippie

Gooby went from ''Voyte fooh me, i gonna save oirland'' to '' Fook ireland, get me in that white house card of a ting ye''

>>151395259
They don't offer food at workplace cafeterias either i heard

>>151395298
You already get a salary

>>151395270
didn't Gooby only get like 2% of the vote?
KWAB

>>151395332
>And for the white house main event we got Failed political candidate McGregor vs Unranked lightweight Michael Chandler.This is gonna be a BAD ASS fight

>>151395435
Man... has Chandler really fallen that far?

>>151395446
That's dana b

>>151395455
No I meant that he's unranked now?
Oh, nevermind, checked, he's ranked 12 now...

>>151395315
but what he needs is a salad OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151395090
>he's tall
>5'10"
manletbros....its our time

>>151395168
>>151395259
>>151395315
thanks kimi

No more watching heems stayvun

No more shitposting on sp stayvun

No more gamethreads stayvun

>>151395502
Why are they like this

No more Finns stayvun

>>151395579
the only thing separating south americans and true brazil is that south americans are usually too fucking fat to bother being that crazy

I guess if my life was a constant team deathmatch on MW2 Favela I'd be crazy too

>>151395595
Hey bud

>>151395621
Sup pal

>>151395626
Not much chief

JaiDsM Xisters…we are looking weak and sickly

>>151395668
You are literally diaspora

SHADMEAL GAS SHED GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

>>151395677
You devour dementia dookie dingleberries from ya Momma’s moldy maggot minge thoughevermorebeit

>>151391326
something's gonna happen tho
look at (American) football - parents aren't putting their kids into football programs anymore because of concussions.
The BJ case couldn't be more dramatic. Who'd put their kid into MMA after seeing what's happened to him (and Tito, Chuck, Goodridge, et al)?

But maybe you're right, with the boxing example.
no one was more famous than Ali and we have no shortage of boxers.

but didn't they play off what happened to Ali as NOT being a result of his sport?

>doesn't deny it
Essentially homeless I'm afraid

I'm Arabic, I'm afraid

Makwan Amirkhani, i am afraid

>>151395790
Sexy diaspora daddy I need his meat in my maggoty minge

>>151392482
Brady with 1 arm gilly 1st round

>>151395829
>tf
>tp
You should be ashamed

Fedor beat cro cop the first time by wrestling him not by striking with him, not sure how he can win this time

The Croatian police officer?

>>151395870
WILD BOYS (wild boys)

did Strickchud really pull up on Cumshot with a gun?

pls stop posting such hateful imagery!!!

>>151395970
The fans

Let’s B honest here: CroCop tanked all that shit.

Hap and Ace will splitroast their stepsis in 15 years

*hides post*
I'm sure Cro Cop would be good at deadpan standup

>>151395999
>split

Sanest Russian poster.

Hap and Ace will die when Chandler drives them off a cliff in their rented Escalade, I fear! THIS AFTER HE MURDER WIFE! BRUTAL CHOKE!!!

>>151396016
that's a man.

>>151396016
Stunning cheekbones, my monitor is on

Cro bum's head dribbled to the ground all ''BEAN, CHEESE'' style

>>151395950
>>151395913
>>151395852
This was supposed to be Volk's fate too
Why did he unflush himself? He robbed us of MMA history

>>151396016
Who’s this gorgeous lady?

>>151396034
Turn on your monitor, babe.

>>151396023
Yes.

>>151396037
Thanks, G.

when people quote Schaub's comedy special I get scared, there's something about it. I know if I had seen it in real life it would make me feel bad

>>151395435
Blogbuster fer sure bapa

Everybody loves Raymond but with Schaub

MMA is still in its infancy, we haven't even begun to reached the peak of the sport and we will never see it. That is, we of the living as of right now. We will grow old and die before we could even hope to see a glimpse of the peak that will be. It is sad but a reality we must face. So at least, let us face it together for a brighter future.

Everybody loves Raymond but with Sweden

>>151395764
American football is gay and retarded.
These retards get their heads damaged when they are in prime form.
And they literally stick all kinds of protection on the little retards precisely so they can run at each other at full speed and crash like retarded goats.
Plus, aren't dumb fuck Americans literally watching students play when they watch that cesspit sport?

American handegg is in a much worse position than MMA.
That entire sport needs to be killed.

I hear that Americans regularly - AND UNIRONICALLY - get excited for what ADVERTISEMENTS they might get to see during the games.

Fucking dullards.

It might be time to reinvade, once we stop Keir banning 4chan of course...

>>151396116
>we haven't even begun to reached the peak of the sport
fuck you mean? Gane is fighting in 10 days?

Nobody loves Britain with the bongs

there needs to be 2 fighters, respectably nicknamed "the question" and "the answer" and they need to fight eo. it would be even better if they were beefing like cormier and jones

Connor McGregor

>>151396116
I’ll be sufficiently happy if I see Dana and Ari die in my lifetime.

>>151396143
eo isn't a word

>>151396151
Why settle there Hunter and Sean aren't getting any younger

Ohh ye the land mooning

>>151396161
shut up bitch

>>151396151
It's inevitable. I used to like Dana, in an I hate you way, but now? He's going to keep going to these shit countries, promoting fight cards with a payout total of 30k and get shot down by some Somali that hit his rocket by accident

tntb2frn"tq"a"ta"atntfeo. iwbebitwblcaj

the worst nickname in mma goes to zach "the altar boy" freeman

>>151396145
Two words: lev els.

I could kick the fucking crap out of everyone in this thread. That's what you're dealing with here.

Icktfcooeitt. Twydwh.

>>151396198
When I see red and get going, I don't like your chances.

Uh yeah uh yeah

I'm offensively stoned rn

>>151396287
I actually feel like calling out a minority as if I was Scott Steiner right now, and that's why I'm glad I'm at home

>>151396287
I smoked some of that good weed feel me?

Zaza

Nah fuck that!

>Shamil Gaziev: The world will fear the blob.
Chills.

>>151396359
Honesly? Props on knowing who Shamil Gaziev is.

>>151396176
Shaub could have simply gotten up and heemed that filthy fat old coon mike tyson when he was posturing like he had something for him.

>>151396374
Speaking of which, Daniel Cormier

>>151395913
what happened here - was it the knee? not seeing a reason for CroCop to hit the canvas like that

>>151396287
Can you be stoned defensively?

>>151396385
Honestly? Props on knowing who Daniel Cormier is.

>>151396390
Nerve gas, sadly.

>>151396392
I'm a meng of many talents b

>>151396127
got a license for that post, m8?

>>151396402
Honesly? Props on knowing your talents.

>>151396116
MMA peaked with GSP and Anderson Silva. no one disputes that. quit pretending there's a bright future for this stagnant sport.

>>151396422
Kill yourself faggot.

>>151396374
>mfw I remember Schaub

5 round decision I done Frankie 20 seconds nigga.

PRIDE IS FOREVER. FUCK YOU CASUAL LIL BITCH MADE FRUIT BOOTY NIGGAS HONESTLY! WHERE WERE YOU HUH? WATCHIN MARK CARRS SELL U A TOWNCAR? LIARS TO YOURSELVES, ANGER IN ME NOW

>>151396392
Yes when you’re on the train and think everyone is staring at you

heemember when dustin humbled that crown price from saudi arabia?

ok I farted and I am calm now

>>151396470
We [the third world] got revenge on italian-america

>>151396470
early stoppage. that howler monkey was almost gassed

>>151396484
It was a submission

GSP drank that shit like black titty milk!

GSP tapped to strikes

>>151396509
We all knew that shit was a finna fluke hence GSP being a -500 fave in the rematch

>>151396484
GSP tapped out

Leonardo Da Vinci, Nikola Tesla, Albert Eistein, Ciryl Gane

Remember when gsp overloaded bj penn's nervous system ?

>>151396530
list of dead bitches

GSP didn't just tap to strikes but he tapped against a bantamweight

UFC fighter night Bowser vs K Rool

DAYYYUUUUUM

GSP tapped
tapped black kweens' asses that is

We like to shoot on Wednesdays.

>>151396470
Many people will and have criticized GSP for tapping out from strikes but he did something very smart here. By tapping out before getting seriously concussed he saved his career and went on to be one of the greatest Mixed Martial Artists to date. Any other fighter might have just tried to "power" through it and get back up on his feet but they would have no doubt been severely compromised and getting further into a fight were you have already been hurt is bad for longevity. Great IQ by GSP as always.

>>151396581
plz stop posting Swede AI slop, it always makes you out to be good but you never accomplished anything yourselves

charly caruso is my favorite black woman

>>151396598
AI?

>>151396598
why'd you edit out the bbc from this?

Some of y'all shop at Aldi and it shows

>>151391811
the omnipresence of flies really completes the experience

>>151396599
She looks the perfect ammount of bogged

>>151396620
i wish we had aldi. it seems like the ikea of grocery stores

>>151396620
Bitch I don't even know what the fuck is Aldi

>>151396622
I bet she gives great helmet.

>>151396631
You mean head?

>>151396622
xhe needs more botox so she can look her best for dana white's power slap

>>151396643
No.

When the Euros gang up on us, I do get scared. Why would they be so mean? A breadstick with meatballs on it, pickled herring, Finland? I think they ate global shit. COME NOW

>>151396650
What's that

heeminder the pfl champ got shot with a gun a couple times in dagestan and lived to tell the tale

>>151396673
That's a simple response in the negative.

>>151396673
I recently watched a documentary on Mussolini, 50 minutes. Holy shit, he set you guys back to the stone ages

>>151396689
Please don’t upset the chuddies

>>151396713
fack mate you forgot to put a dirty brick on it

>>151396689
He was a giant faggot

>>151396705
>>151396713

It turns out Italians were one of the shittiest fighting forces of all time. How do you explain that?

>>151396740
still the best for me. POW

>>151396745
Dont talk shit about the Italians!

I wish the mma guru was live

Brady brothers….we’re getting sexually assaulted

imagine having to go through Umar and Yan just to get MERABED.

*starts doing donuts at 60mph*

>>151396786
GODtega cooked with that one

>>151396792
Revitalize your career with this one weird trick!

>>151396792
*In a truck that weighs more than a ton*
why is Schaub so based and stupid at the same time

>>151396778
ez win for brady
black belt vs white belt

>>151390875
Jon is Somali?

Sean Brady? That guy beat 3 flushed bums since getting knocked the fuck out by Canelo hands Belal and has no good wins, I say he jobs to the first real top contender he faces.

>>151390944
>>151396886
I'm trying to fucking eat here man

>>151390944
>>151396886
wtf

>>151396949
what a psycho

>>151396886
No sane woman would allow this creature to handle her newborn, surrogate mother or not.

I'm scared.

im bored. anything worth watching?

>>151397000
Disgusting, ugly freak!

>>151396994
the A24 slowburn classic "The Smashing Machine" starring Dwayne Johnson and Bas Rutten is out NOW!

Stop takin out PPP loans playa
Pink Pork Panties

>>151397014
Two words: Bone Chilling

>>151397012
Certified Heem Classic.

>>151397011
Leave Wonk nose Jackie alone

Arabic!

>>151397014
One word: GoosebumpInducing.

If Adriano Martins can do this to you, JDM will make you shit yourself.

Donald Trump has let the entire US government fail for 14 days now.

The split-decisioner of Bassil Hafez

i love ciryl gane

HEEM
HEEM
LET IT ALL WEEM
THESE ARE THINGS I CAN ZEEM WITHOUT
COME ON
IM TALKING TO YOU
COME ON

>>151397135
*Community Note*
>Colbussy Cuminbum has never heemed anyone

>>151397135
Realest nigga

grr dont be mean to colby he's a maga chud like me grrrr

>>151397151
Still top 10 ranked welterweight in the world and former world champion

wait, so that is brie and mike's child but a surrogate carried it?

them boys nowhere to be seen since "I'm Arabic" dropped

>>151397188
iron mike blacksploded in a pawg milf while ms chandler watched

When I see Chandler and his wife brie, I feel afraid.

>>151397188
mike carried the developing fetus between his butt cheeks for 9 months

>>151397215
Can someone fact check this?

This is what was beating NBA and Hockey in ratings?

Merab should be studied.

>>151395120
Nah he was just wearing it when a popular wmma was about to fight. Like when PooFC desk show analysts put on the blonde wig when Paddy fights. He is NOT a faggot and I won't hear it again.

>Still top 10 ranked welterweight in the world
Khabib and Mark Hunt have more wins over ranked UFC fighters
>and former world champion
*

>>151397376
aint finna read all that but im glad that happened to you or im sorry that happened

make it panty boy

>>151397376
Of course you compare Colby to GOATs because they're his peers.

Somebody make a new thread quick

>>151397173
>former world champion
@grok is this true?

ok ill make it

Duplicity.
Deception.
Dana.

>>151397458
>>151397376

>>151397486
>>151397486
heres the new thread i made

>>151390861 (OP)
4chan :D