Thread 151392037

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>>151392048
>Kanye West
Yikes. I thought we were better than this.

>>151392037 (OP)
I like Glen so far desu. High energy and unlike PDB he elaborates in interviews.

The Flames are Jesus's chosen team

Well, that was a shit night of hockey.

>>151392048
Not bad. I like that there are still based Kanye enjoyers

>>151392083
When does the suffering end and the salvation begin?

>>151392083
Jesus wants them in last place, apparently.

Hopefully our Sennies can rally together and get some W's for Brady

>>151392096
Our Sensies somehow got swept by the >gaybres last season. I'm nervous about tonight

>>151392096
>>151392106
>our

hearing parekh got kekked already

>>151392111
Who did the needful?

>>151392108
yes. Our

>>151392161
retard

>>151392108
Ottowa is a socialist entity

my wingies

trb is in unfortunately :\

>>151392207
you can tell from the smell

>>151392212
bud's stink peninsula stench still covers trb like thick blanket of loss

>Report: Maple Leafs have talked to teams interested in Nick Robertson
Teams on Planet Retard...

how about instead of being mean and calling me someone else you say something funny and hockey related so I can have a jen at the end of my long horrible day

>>151392199
Have only played shit teams for retards.

How did Wolf's agent convince Flames to pay Wolf 7.5AAV for 8 years

>>151392231
*are

>>151392048
Titanium gets stuck in my head for days everytime I hear it

>>151392228
we are not clowns to amuse you
retard

>>151392246
you literally are though

>>151392239
he uses swayman's guy

>>151392248
Cope I'm a figurative clown

I choose to not believe it.

>>151392221
I assume they always talked to the marlies

>>151392254
thanks sven this was exactly the full belly hearty kek I needed

>>151392254
Yeah but Marner isn't there to feed him tap-ins anymore.

> Marner isn't there
That sweet bussy is gone?

what's the latest on Scott Laughton?

The Mild have never beaten Otter in regulation

My marner isnt here
I dropped it off at the rink this morning

>>151392285
still not worth the 2nd he was traded for

>>151392328
That's a lot to give up innit?

Awful

>>151392361
>panthers
>senators
>blues
>mammoth
I hate it when you know what the outcome will be for EVERY fucking game that day.

>>151392328
It is 100% when you realise that this has to be Toronto's year since they already mortgaged the future heavily the last 2 playoff runs

>>151392361
Kitties are about to absolutely rape the >wongs

>>151392373
>last 2 playoff runs
Huh? On Planet Retard?

>>151392254
these all-time records hinge on what you do in your 30s, not the pace you set in your 20s.

>>151392328
I don't want to be the one to tell him, someone else step up to the plate

flames Flames FLames FLAmes FLAMes FLAMEs FLAMES fLAMES flAMES flaMES flamES flameS flames

>>151392421

TRB CLAIMS OTHER ARE RR BUT HES THE ACTUAL RB AND WAS ROTCEEBABN

GO FLAMES!

If I posted incessantly about my team shit prospect for 3 seasons straight, my team sign them to a long term deal and they end up being shit, would you call that karma?

>>151392361
Scheduling has been extra shit this year desu

>>151392446

No you're just from Ellesmere Islands

name the single worst nhl contract of all time
besides abdelkader

>>151392446
Who are you referring to anon?

>>151392446
I would call that being a leafs fan

someone in this thread has a boner...

Jesse puljujarvi is an over a point per game player in the Swiss-A league. Officially cleared of bust status

>>151392492
Me

>>151392492
Not me

>>151392440
Are you alright?

>>151392492
I'm a girl so it can't be me

>>151392470
Dekeyser

>>151392473
Use your imagination

>>151392526
The Oilers

>>151392470
Scott Gomez and Carey Price in a joint tie

>>151392502
How feminine is your penis?

>>151392492
but nobody has posted a picture of Crosby

My pusy panties :)

>>151392546
Girls don't have those

morning /hoc/. having beer and snus for breakfast to cope with my flames being the target for garys psychopathy last night

>>151392560
it's 17:16 retard

>>151392470
Ilya Kovalchuk

>>151392423
Yep, and Matthews look like he's already starting to slow down at the age of 28.

>>151392559
Back in my day larps were believable

>>151392590
yes, yes it is. gonna have to buy more snus because ill be out before the end of the nightshift

>>151392470
jeff finger

i am being forced into hockey, should i be a utah mammoth fan as they are also new? are they cool or are they some corporate bullshit like those red bull football teams

>>151392625
they have the coolest owner in the league

>>151392625
They’re a young team with a lot of potential. They need more fans and oc

>>151392625
You would love the Calgary Flames

>>151392635
nothing cooler than trying to look thirty years younger than you are

>>151392653
true i try to look 3 all the time. check out my flames diapey and rattle

>>151392667
Just like our pup

I've got balls of steel

>>151392625
the panthers are objectively the most fun to watch

I have regular balls

>>151392037 (OP)
>rags
>laffs

>>151392692
Do you even bother wearing a jock?

>>151392048
Thr >rags are doing the same thing this year and you can't prove otherwise

>>151392667
you just but I see 40 year olds dressed like me when I was 10 (full matching grey jogging suit)

>>151392692
I found a ring in there last night!

>>151392625
They're a weird zombie team. All of their players/staff were purchased from another team that died but they share no history or anything else. Soulful in a way

>>151392692
Imma kill you oldstyle

Pray for the Folignos

>>151392037 (OP)
A nigger? Why did you post a nigger? Don't you see enough niggers? Are you a nigger?

>>151392625
Nah the plastic name is all you need to know. Honestly hockey is just gay now. Too many niggers and Jews

>>151392809
pray all goes well

rip Don Cherry

Kiekko

>>151392820
how long has it been since you touched grass?

>>151392839
not cool

>>151392839
I just checked CNN but didn't see anything

>>151392839
Will CBC honor him when he croaks despite throwing him under the bus?

canadas population has increased by 5 million from 2020 til today can you guys stop having so many freakin kids so us other countries can win a gold medal some time

>>151392880
I'm sure the show is already planned.

>>151392848
Not since 1993

9 more years until the yzerplan comes to fruition

>>151392625
Kill a canadian, open his entrails and read them for a sign.

>>151392625
did I bully you so badly in /epl/ you're trying to seek refuge in /hoc/?

I'm chillin' and gorillain'.

>>151392910
you mean letting in jeets? no, they make too much money for us

>>151393018
raped bitch

>>151392643
agreed

>>151392943
It took him 15 years to win one as a player, so this seems about right for his timeline.

I know what icing is

but can you see the puck?

>>151393072
Is it somebody's birthday?

>>151393085
Yes!

>>151393051
And your timeline is never, right?

>>151393088
raped retard trying to trick people into celebrating his birthday like they did for mitch kwarb

>>151393098
I ended my timeline.

>>151393088
Not that kind of icing

>>151393120
>Me Chinese
>I play joke
>I put pee pee in your Coke -_-

>>151393088
I made carrot cake this weekend and it looked like this (without the flowers)

1993 is endless.

>>151393132
1993 ended when they released 1994

I support latinx voices in hockey like bill guerin when he yells at his employees

>>151393131
Yes, pastry bags aren't too hard to use, but a super pain in the ass to clean, and I usually use the disposable ones if I need them

1993 is immortal.

>>151393143
the year of the rags

are the chink teams in the KHL good?

>>151393207
They have Gerard gallant now

>>151393207
Shanghai is number two in the West
Amur Tiger is 7 in the East, they are both mostly full of Europeans and expatriated North Americans

>>151393184
It was funnier when CKA always won in regular season and collapsed in playoffs
Now they just suck all the time

>>151393244
There's barely any Europeans left playing in the KHL.

Ulanbatter should open up a KHL franchise
>>151393263
Yeah, it's mostly expatriates from the US and Canada
>the Europeans know better

>>151393263
yeah pär cuckholm had to get his last fat paycheck though

>>151393207
the shanghai team has played in moscow for like 5 years now

>>151393283
Like Linus Foolmark

>>151393156
based piper

>>151393262
CKA isn't even my favorite team, but I still follow Jokerit in Mestis

Thinking about weekend pizza

>>151393285
>>151393285
Not anymore, they moved to St Petersburg

>>151393308
It's only Wednesday, are you going to wait until the end of business Friday to order a pizza pie?

>>151393332
well his day is nearly done, so really he just needs to tough it out tomorrow and suddenly it's Friday and you can count it at weekend pizza

>>151393353
not disputing that

>>151393285
>>151393316
Says a lot about society if you think about it

>With the sun in the spring, you’d see water forming on the ice but you’d just keep playing,” Vachon recalled. “I was in goal one day -- I was always the goalie -- and here came my brother, Anicet, on a breakaway.

>“But before he got too close, the ice cracked under him and he dropped into the pond. We got him out of there, soaked head to his skates, and walked up to the farmhouse. It was pretty far away, so by the time we got him there, he was frozen. He could barely move his legs.”
>Vachon, and others from the game that had ended in a watery mess, took a large steel grill and placed it over the enormous furnace that would heat the farmhouse, laying Anicet atop it.

>>151393373
the fact that they couldn't justify an arena in China is pretty hard to believe;
Vladivostok and Amur don't have any problems, so it makes me wonder how sharp a divide we have here that a bunch of Chinese people can't find the time to watch some ice hockey and forget about the misery of being Chinese living in the PRC
have a beer and some fried crickets or whatever and enjoy some ricepuck

>>151393379
When we fell through the ice, we got out and kept playing. You skated around the hole and tried to punch others into it.

>>151393332
Friday or Saturday I haven't decided yet

>>151393308
Good idea

>>151392048
Shit team

>>151393411
What’s the point of being a Chinese team if they have no Chinese players and don’t compete in the country?

>>151393431
What's your favorite topping?

for me it's Tuesday pizza because it's cheaper

>>151393486
>sam bennett the worse centre
all the more reason to ignore "gamescore"

>>151393475
Precisely, it's a money laundering scheme between Russia and China, and always has been
a pretty obvious one

>>151393495
There are no Tuesday pizza deals in my town

>>151393476
Pepperoni

>>151393184
>>151393244
>>151393293
>>151393411
>>151393511
you are a raped faggot

you provide nothing to /hoc/ at all

you are a mere faggot in an ocean of anonymous posters

you stick out like a sore thumb

you should leave this place, you raped faggot

>>151393486
Canucks saw this and sent Cootes back to juniors.

bros, if there was a /hoc/ team in the NHL who would be on it? who would be the captain, etc.

>>151393486
you got any more pixels you iphone fag?

>>151393495
My local papa johns had a 50% off monday special but they canceled it those jews

>>151393571
>wrestlehomo
You have an entire board where you can post your cocksucking fantasies. Go back.

>>151393587
anon's yelling dad would be coach

>>151393587
Torts would be the coach

>>151393587
tony deangelo is the captain

>>151393574
Bro was rocking a 7% xG

>>151393654
you're rocking 100% xG

>>151392880
What will be morbidly fascinating will be Maclean reaction to it. The guy has got not shame, he’s an absolute prostitute. I’m sure he will start to shoot off obviously bullshit stories about him and Don before the guy is even cold.

>>151393673
Enjoy Ron Maclean while you can. Soon we will be stuck with David Amber as host of HNIC, and Harnarayan Singh calling national games.

>>151393555
Trips for pepperonis, lads
>my favie to -_-

>>151393650
Saw in the news he died :(

>>151393714
that looks like shit

>>151393707
You got a problem with progressiveness chud?

>>151393721
After exhaustive analysis, no one asked you

>>151393718
He's alive anon. He will be playing hockey tomorrow

>>151393650
very promising so far

>>151393714
faggot

>>151393707
I don’t enjoy him at all and I already mute the play by play.

>>151393732
yes

Christ has abandoned the flims. They will burn in the basement for all eternity.

>most dangerous draw at the Ice Palace
>most dangerous lead in Cherepovets

>>151393848
please fucking take a 12 gauge and leave

>>151393849

Kek TRB who is a RR and a flyers fan was actually ROTCEEBAGOCC

Go flames!

>>151393844

Jesus never abandons the faithful flames

All liar and blasphemers against Our dvine flames will rot in penguins hell

Le loup petit

>>151393875

>jesusiac is a flamiac

Go Jesus!
Go Flames!
Calgary FOREVER!

for me it's the Hampton Roads Rhinos

>>151393882
raped faggot

No, I'm sorry, but flims are written out of the lamb's book. They chose their path and there's no turning back.

Be that a lesson, blasphemers.

>>151393917
raped faggot (x2)

Reminder: Jesus was crucified on Calgary Hill

These horned beasts, these curs, we must shun them back to the swampland they come from.

>>151393886
Stop shrinking him in these photos, we all agreed it’s not funny

>>151393980
Wow epically trolled

Why is the little goalie playing hockey?

Our Wingsies play tonight

Facts of the matter is this :
Calgary is known as a premier destination for free agents, no lies and cope about its proximity to the mountains will change this

He could be a gymnast, or a jockey. Marry a midget. Have midget children.

>>151394008
What time? We want to be shutting the FUCK up on time.

>>151394019
The damned are drawn to the evil coven, yes.

>>151394019
The players love Takagi

>>151394024
>a jockey

>>151394045
1900EDT

*achoo!*

flames lost

>>151394094
In my opinion, the Flames are winners

Hockey has a lying about being raped problem and we need to raise awareness and have discussions with our daughters about it.

>>151394019
It’s like the Gstaad of North America

When more than three dozen top NHL players gathered for Canadian Olympic orientation camp over the summer, the message was stark and clear.

The experience at the Milan-Cortina Games was not going to be the Ritz-Carlton lifestyle many of them have grown accustomed to with their day jobs.

The players heard that an “enhanced dorm experience” will await them if they have the privilege of checking into Building No. 5 of the Milan Athletes’ Village in February. They were warned about the likelihood of long bus rides in rush-hour traffic and security delays when traveling to and from competition venues. They were even encouraged, half-jokingly, to grab any stray banana they may come across to ensure they’ve got enough healthy snacks stashed away while living inside the Olympic bubble.


Wow Italy is such a shithole now

time for Ice Bear

>>151394094
Not according to my truth

>>151394122
While the majority of the men’s event will be hosted out of Santa Giulia Arena, which is roughly a 10- to 15-minute bus ride from the Athletes’ Village, there will also be games played at Milano Rho Arena, which Canadian players were told is a 45-minute trip each way “on a good day,” largely because organizers elected not to have any designated lanes for Olympic traffic during the Games.

That would mean three-plus hours of travel if a team conducts a morning skate at the venue and then returns in the evening for a game.

As part of Olympic security protocols, a team bus will be taped shut once everyone is on board for travel from one safe zone to another, with an extra round of security required upon arrival if the tape is broken during transit.

why does the NHL edge site hide the shitters and only display top 10 in each category?

>>151394094

they won a cup in 89
And they have won Jesus's love every day

>>151394094
Flamists are disgusting

>>151394122
>Wow Italy is such a shithole now
can't believe Milan isn't equipped with state of the art rinks located beside luxury hotels. My nhl heroes shouldn't have to mingle with the rank and file of the other Olympians (much less anyone of the host country)

>>151393293
did they let Jokerit in the first division yet?

>>151393476
fuck, calgary was a mistake

>>151394182
Nah, they lost the relegation match

>>151394146
Working class people drive 45 minutes to work pretty regularly.
Wolfs wife can go shopping in Milano

>>151394180
>>151394201
Just seems like logistically Milan was not the best location. Why not Switzerland?

>>151394201
we're not talking about our dads commuting over two hours a day putting food on the table, we're talking about my NHL HEROES and the fact they will apparently be forced onto a bus

Hey Jesus shills I need some advice , there is a church in front of my house and every Sunday I see lots of young women in dresses attending .
How do I weasel my way into the church to access them?
Reformed chruch and im agnostic BTW

>>151394231
Unfortunately they will recognize your ugliness both inside and out almost immediately upon meeting you, best try your luck somewhere else

Flamers will now be forced to wear a scarlet F in public, so good people can shun them.

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>and the fact they will apparently be forced onto a bus
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>>151394211
I don’t think the Swiss taxpayer would be on board with vanity projects. Direct democracy is a bitch

>>151394274
>laffs team bus

>>151394122
>>151394146
Sounds lame but the Olympics are for the love of the game. I can’t imagine Beijing was any easier

>>151394261
Untrue unfortunately

>>151394313
I must have missed when you said it was the church for the blind and the deaf, however if that's the case it might take a little longer but they'll figure it out (they are truly a courageous and admirable people)

>>151393971
tusks up

Just thinking about how the “mountain” town of Calgary had to literally construct a man made hill to host a Winter Olympics

>>151392470
Darnell Nurse. Not for it's money value (although that's bad) but because it was and will be the single biggest reason that McDavid and Draisaitl don't get a cup in Edmonton.

>>151394350
Thnink harder retard because that never happened

>>151394350
Surely they could use one of the mountains close to town?

>>151394363
He's not even a real nurse

>>151394350
It was a satanic altar, right there in the calgary swamps.

>>151392470
DiPietro. Islels got lucky with that compliance buyout the league gifted them

>>151394395
Nakiska for downhill
cop for moguls and bobsled innit

This is their calgary.

>>151394062
>flames are a bunch of pedos

>>151394500
retard

>>151394497
NEAT!!
They could reassign New Mexico as their Easy League affiliate

>>151394125
>>151394274
>>151394296
>>151394385
>>151394460
>>151394516
Why are you a raped fucking bitch?

met a dude in the Bruins jersey last Thursday when I was taking this chick to the Shanghai Dragons game
showed him my blue note while having the dirtiest shit eating grin
the dude's chick was alright though, she laughed

Say something nice about a player from a team you don’t like.

i'm watching the sabres game tonight just to see how shit they are

>>151394605
what is a blue note

>my habsies are 6th in the league
We're finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and it feels so fucking good

>>151394645
absolutely basedo

>>151394645
so based when they beat the p00ins in the scf

>>151394605
surprised there are any bruins fans in Russia

why i inherited this is beyond me

>>151394618
it's like the brown note but in russia

think gary will be replaced by AI?

>>151394645
based! follow poutine’s directions and reproduce during work breaks

>>151394679
That night I've seen one Caps, one Bruins, one Ducks, one Wings and one Nuckies jersey

>>151394713
neat! bet the caps are the most popular team

>>151394726
probably yeah

>>151394706
>poutine
mhhhh

Sucks there are only shit games today

>>151394726
i'd guess the red wings

>>151394782
>>151394527

perfect connections

>>151394777
not anymore, the red wings were popular when the Russian Five was a thing and then their popularity was going downhill
everyone knows Ovechking and caps right now
the Mild are getting a lot of traction now because of Kaprizov

>>151394821
What about the penguins

>>151394835
Syd is popular, the team has seen better days

i call him kraprizov

>>151394835
They were pretty popular during Malkin's prime yeah
Not so much right now

>>151394835
>>151394840

best inbred team of all time

>>151394812
and yet nothing about wordle. very telling

>>151394756
love me steamys

>Oh Kappy!!
>You signed and made us so happy!!

>>151394856
Are russians buzzing about wolf. I believe wolf in Russian is Vovk

Foligno is taking leave of his senses.

>>151394889
they're still buzzing about Calgary's water problems

>>151394856
how do russians feel about not having an olympic or international representation since the war? do they give a fuck?

>>151394856
who's the most popular russian player for millennials? my fav as a kid was pavel bure and fedorov

>>151394866
i did wordle after and it took 6. one of those situations where i had 4 greens on the last three lines but the last thing could've been any number of letters ree

flames are playing tonight :) against utah mammoth :) be there or be square! can't wait to see what gary has in store

>>151394913
It’s wolf

>>151394910
I think those who actually follow hokki are sad, but most people here consider IIHF World Championships to be real tournament (because of the World part) so yeah...

>>151394913
Probably Bure and Fedorov too yeah, most people basically knew only Red Wings at that time

>>151394919
I can finally gripe out the word 'wound' several days back when I had _ound and had LITERALLY infinite options. Wouldn't be surprised if wyna liu was getting her greedy paws into wordle as well

>>151394927
>can't wait to see what gary has in store
another loss for your shit team retard

So where does Dahlin get traded to?

>>151394963
the leafs for a 5th

>>151394944
kek i think i got that one in 5

>>151394958
if gary steps in the way he did last night but surely he won't bother

>>151395006
>m-my team lost cause GARY!!
kwab keep crying

>>151395009
he's not giving you a raise this year no matter how much you defend him

heading to get half off slices for lunch brb

I'm going to the flims game to sprinkle holy water about, and try to save some of the poor, damned souls entering.

>>151395012
but anon.. he already has

>>151394942
fuck I hope the war ends soon

>>151394625
does this apply to canada in hockey?

why don't canadians match american tax rates on hockey players?

>>151395006
>Be from Sweden
>Pick the worst possible team to back
Whats with the fags over there these days?

>>151395066
less money and USD to CAD is never equal

>>151395006
Lol what a flop.
Mystery meat soft pussy is a Great fit for Calgary

>WE SCORED 2 GOALS IN 3 GAMES
>GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
>TIME TO BENCH OUR STAR GOALIE
Who am I?

>>151394654
limp wristed bitch

>>151395061
no mostly russia, czechia or binland
they like /hoc/ but have to watch star players at 2 am in norf america

Is there a reason there’s like 20x the injuries this year?

>>151394944
>I had _ound and had LITERALLY infinite options
they do shit like that every 6 months

>>151395066
Because life doesnt work that way, you dumb fuck. "Let's create a class of citizens that dont need to pay taxes because that'sunfair for the millionaire sports team owner"
And players pay taxes where they play games, not where they sign the contract.

>>151395172
*checks last time a Canadian team won the stan lee*
yikes!

>log into hoc
>everyone is seething at my flames
what did we do this time?

>>151395187
You lost again. To the Knights. You weren't suppose to do that. Idiots

>>151395146
kek that's deeply cucked now that you mention it

*checks last time i had sex with a woman*
yikes!

In 1988–89, the Flames won their first and only Stanley Cup title

>>151395199
We're tanking for McKenna. We're executing the plan perfectly.

>>151395162
It's cause the vax made everyones bones more brittle

>>151395182
Grampa told me leafs did once win the SC.

>>151395162
LA diets using onions-based "meat"

>>151395202
nothing wrong with a little scoring drought when you're sticking to your system and your structure

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
>being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits
>a hockey rink is not a beveled rectangle
>larping as an authority on ego death despite not being able to admit he lost to bud and mitch
feel free to add to the list

who's trb?

>>151395269
Ask the governor

seems like this trollbowl man has you mindbroken

had a dream last night i was playing in my first NHL game and got injured right away, then watched the rest of the game on TV

>>151395263
Sad!

wait so our league is cucking scandis, finns and russians? and arguably cucking leafs too since it's been 33 years.

damn lol

>>151395261
fuck there was something that happened a day or two ago that i remember thinking "this should be added to the list" but i can't remember what it was :(

>>151395263
Builds character

why do americans love talking about their cuck fetish all the time?

>something that happened a day or two ago
The queers queer off the same everyday.

blud lives in a microstate and every single good player that his "country" will ever have will be cucked from him and he'll be forced to watch our league with a 10 hour time difference if he wants to see them

>>151395309
Isn't it based? Literally America's sport

>>151395347
just like Leon's Bavaria

>>151395347
fat

Game day mountainchads (flameschads)!

I might buy the new pokemon game

it's so weird, we dont even care about hockey yet we're still stealing your players and have won the last 33 years straight

poutine looks more like vomit than any food i can think of

>>151395294
im sorry fren :(

>>151395444
What about some kinda gooey corn dish

>>151395444
trips o' truth

reminder that anglo-canadians cannot claim credit for poutine, only french canadians can (said french canadians are invited to inspect their money to see who is on it)

claiming credit poutine rn
t. 'bertan

Poutine is state fair slop anyways up there with turkey legs and churros

>>151395509
Nah its food for after a long day out in the cold

>>151395509
kek it really is fairslop tier

Im a southerner. Who just got into Hockey last year. Tell me about the Mighty Ducks. Are they worth making /myteam/

>>151395509
>t. braindead

>>151395294
that’s terrible :(

>>151395536
>southerner
From where.

>>151395294
which team were you playing for?

>>151395509
Why do americans hate poutine but will devour gravy and fries with a side of cheese?

>>151395576
prob why they pushed him to 4th line last game

>>151395294
Are you ok?

>>151395587
Americans just hate Canada for some reason

>>151395536
no they are gay be a knights fan

>>151395567
Louisiana

>>151395576
NO REFUNDS :)

>>151395609
jealousy

>>151395587
nobody hates it, it's just a state fair slop gimmickfood.

>>151395609
your entire identity is "we're not americans"
we dont really care about you
it is funny to remind you about how bad you are at winning the stan lee though

>>151395625
I'm only jealous of the Flames

>>151395536
>masked crusaders
Kadri is in danger

Just got home from waging and immediately dropped a huge marner. Yeah, I’m thinking it’s hockey night.

>>151395628
>we dont really care about you
Americans consistently seethe at Canada here.

i like canada and canadian posters

>>151395625
I think so too. Cant get over 1812

>>151395622
Why the Ducks? They are an exciting team but they aren't very good. Try the Dallas Stars, they are cup contenders and play fast paced hockey and a little closer to you. It.doesn't really matter though, pick whatever team you find interesting.

>>151395576
>>151395624
i member my first ever season starting to follow nhl and it was his rookie season with the habs. they were glazing him way too much back then

>>151395656
I like most people from most places. Sometimes I conflate governments with locals but that's a mistake. Burgers are frens

The
@LAKings
have acquired goaltender Pheonix Copley from the Tampa Bay Lightning in exchange for future considerations. Additionally, goaltender Erik Portillo has been loaned to the
@ontarioreign
, the Kings’ American Hockey League (AHL) affiliate.

people dont seethe at canadians they seethe at jeets under canadian flags who shit up 4chan

>>151395693
3rd overall pick, you pretty much have to glaze him

does anyone track the record of american teams vs canadian teams year by year

What game are we watching tonight bros? Me? I’ll be watching panthers and red wings because nationally broadcast games are comfy for me.

>>151395698
>Future Considerations
When is this guy going to get some ice time? I swear he's been on every team at this point.

>>151395674
Honestly because I always default to Dallas for non Louisiana teams. Looking to branch out and the mask unlocked a core childhood memory

>>151395708
You can go to the nhls website and do it manually with each team

which team gets into the most fights? that would be a fun one to support

>>151395698
>trading back for a guy you already waived
Kwab. Hopefully the Bolts claim him again when he gets sent down again.

I would gladly pay you future considerations for a hamburger today

>there's a team called the LA Kangz
lmao

For some reason, Americans seem to get much angrier when Canadians criticize their country than when the criticism comes from any other nation.

>>151395725
Oh well the ducks will probably lose alot but they should at least be fun to watch

I've noticed a lot of canadian flags getting angry about america since Trump added the 100k fee for H1Bs.

>>151395759
Is this true chat?

>kk stil getting 4.8M /year

go canes

>>151395778
Yeah

>>151395772
That was fake

>>151395759
/hoc/ hasn't scored any goals

>>151395856
Cope

>>151395872
She's right. We haven't scored a single goal. We're the worst team in the league again

>>151395883
>she

>>151395697
Agreed. /hoc/ is for frens

>>151395398
should be fun in any case :)

Which is the gayest team in the league?

>>151395965
>rags

>>151395965
all of them except montreal

>>151392048
newhook for based newfie folk, kapanen for millenial nostalgia slop, can't go wrong with enter sandman. the rest can go in the trash

>>151395965
lgbtning, next question

>>151395965
Montreal

>>151395965
the team you cheer for

>>151395965
This upcoming Sharks "friendship" shtick they're going with for the new core is suspicious.

fugg no electricity in mongayal
im stuck with you for the rest of the afternoon

>>151396020
We're happy to have you here fren!

>florida panthers
but... florida doesn't have panthers...

>>151396035
Cope I've seen them

>>151396035
There are panthers in the swampland

watching nxt

>>151395965
Seattle or San Jose

>>151396035
this ones kinda weird because the cat is called the "florida panther" so its true that they dont have panthers because they have florida panthers. basically retarded inbred cousins of mountain lions, whereas a panther is a melanistic jaggy or leopard.

>>151395671
dude, you didn't even exist in 1812; that was Britain

thinking about eating beans for dinner

Thinking about petting beans before dinner

>>151396066
>melanistic

Gimp fucking crashed as i was exporting my thing

>>151396092
You should pet him now!

>>151396085

Thinking Jesus loves the flames

>>151396085
sounds like a rootin'-tootin' good time, pardner

>>151395972
Cardio kills gains

>>151396052
lame

>>151396099
TRB is trying cut him some slack

>>151395972
damn this dude really Dinaric Alps maxxed his genes

>>151396120

FLAMES FOREVER
JESUS FOREVER

>>151396101
You make a compelling argument

Flames need wood to burn
The Cross was Wood
Jesus Wood cheer for the Flames
Jesus died on Calgary hill
Jesus is a Flamiac

i'm enjoying watching the vancouver meltdown in real time. i think they'll be at the bottom of the pacific this year and they might riot again.

who are the bad guys and good guys in hockey and why

>>151396188
Good guys- vgk
Bad guys- everyone else

>>151395162
Everyone is off the juice for Olympic testing

>>151395587
I don't hate poutine and I only eat freedom fries, gravy and curds at the fair

>>151396188
>NHL
good guys - snowbelt
bad guys - sunbelt
>international
bad guys - usa, canada, sweden, cz*chia
good guys - everyone else

>>151396184
Quinn Hughes is already looking at psych wards

>>151396235
He should think about looking for the puck

>>151396245
Maybe he cant see it

>>151396225
Correct

>>151396188
im gonna have to ask you to lurk more and learn to skate

>>151396135
Our flames are tanking for Mckenna!
Deus Vult

>>151396288
I still think the Flames will win the cup

>>151396017
It is extremely heterosexual to have a couples tiktok account.

>>151396324
I think we will accomplish both
:))

>>151396115
nah that's you

Second prize must be 10 games

pick your fighter
>xhjakaj
>deslauriers
>rempe
>olivier
>jeannot
>macewen

>>151396429
Reaves

>>151396429
Laraque

Nearly time for Mooseheads

>>151395257
Thanks coach

>>151396220
What about waffle fries?

>>151396655
Now even dolphins have coomed in the cup

>>151396357
haha, great joke anon. its because theyre so bad, right? haha. looking forward to more of this type of humor.

>>151396429
tim hunter

>>151396429
Big dick rempe

>>151396429
Olivier

>>151396429
has olivier lost a fight yet?

>>151396700
This but unironically

>>151396758
>>151396772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XZkWInSVg

made a new one
>>151396803

Getting it ready, cuck?

Cuck?