Thread 151394966

DA NEXT JETER PROJECT IS SO BACK

Why not call him Volpoop or sumthin tssssss

>>151394989
VolpGOD*

Another offseason of Yankees cope is going to be delicious.

FWIW their offense was fine. The problem in 2015 was on the pitching side where they only had two guys who pitched more than 10 innings with a FIP under 3, while the Dodgers had, uh, seven.

>>151395174
>2015

>wonned 4chan
>wonned the election
>wonned twitter (twice)
right wing racist nationalists won
browncorders lost

EMERGENCY AIM GET TOGETHER. YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE INVITED!!!

behold, the ethnic tensions of /mlb/
>chicano vs burrito rican

'stros

>>151396062
those poor cubans stuck in north dakota

>>151396091
Go to Cuba once and then you'll be thankful for being in North Dakota instead

>>151396062
None of these are ethnic groups. Each of those countries is a mutt hell jewish wetdream.

BASEBALL!!!

Toronto wins today.
Seattle utterly dominates the rest of the way.

kek seethe ya lil bitch faveLA is a SHITHOLE

why did the players union allow ohtani to defer his salary (essentially a pay cut) when they wouldn't allow a-rod to take a pay cut?

>>151397045
entertainment purposes

>>151397045
Same reason they would've vetoed the Aaron Judge to the Padres deal. They have clear biases

>>151397045
all the MLBPA cares about is the 9 digit contract being signed, A-rod was about to accept less money not break the all-time record.

>>151397007
Hello chokesquad
Hello zero ring squad

>>151397138
hello worst city in the state squad

>>151397144
This is a baseball thread
Dodgers fans are everywhere

san diego has more dodger fans per capita than padres fans. look it up

>>151397045
Ohtani is japanese

>>151397172
>it's real
grim. Relocate the Padres to Utah

But how come Cal isn't a gold glove finalist when he pretty much led catchers in every major defensive stat

>>151397045
maybe a-rod wasn't free agent when it happened

Is there actually threat of a lockout?
Players are being paid more than ever before, they're not testing for PEDs as much, the only thing I can think of is maybe a fight for better treatment of players in the minors, and maybe a better system for getting Japanese talent (though that's not really a MLBPA issue).

>>151397172
>per capita

>>151397172
>>151397190
Oh Fuwawa just kys already you lying piece of shit

>>151397198
Mid tier players and young players are still getting fucked so id anticipate one

who is playing tonight, and at what time (central time)

>>151397190
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

alcs thread >>151397263
>>151397263

>>151397269
Nah i like it here boss

I couldn’t get hard with my gf because I was too nervous and now I think it’s over

For me, its Águilas Cibaeñas

>>151397277
I can help your gf cum if you want

>>151397193
uhh he did not

>>151397198
>Players are being paid more than ever before
this is unironically an issue. pretty soon free agency is going to be a disaster with the expectations players have. Schwarber is entering his age 34 season and wants a 5 year deal that pays 30 million a year just to be a DH. Pete Alonso wants 8 year deal and is probably hoping he gets in the 20-30 million dollar a year range too. Players are inflating their contract value and it's going to blow up insanely if we don't expect any kind of cap to come. Soon we'll have career minor leaguers who are no more than utility bench warmers who think they're entitled to 100 million dollar deals, the Tanner Scott deal is going to become the standard for ALL relievers, high profile free agents are going to start entering the BILLION range, and all these things will also lead to the game itself becoming more expensive for people to watch.

>>151397291
That would shut her up at least

the top rookie season fWAR since 2000

>>151397198
players union negotiated for less ped testing??

>>151397333
>Mark Trout
literally who?

>>151397333
/our/ retarded dominican btw

One of my personalities is a girl tho

I think Arraez being gone from the Padres is the biggest benefit the team will have. I remember hearing how some of them tried to learn from him to adjust their approach(3 batting titles obviously gives you authority), but when every player on the team is trying to be Luis Arraez, nobody does anything. Just hope Vic is gone next and maybe we'll see some spark come back!

>>151397397
korean?

>>151397410
we're in the gamethread now chungus

>>151397420
No but she is a cute maid

My Doyers :)

>>151397254
kys Fuwawa

damn doyerpacos have to live in a city significantly worse than poodrechads and giantchads

>>151397045
because ohtani is part of the mlb's strategy to cuck japan out of players

>>151397254
I met an old school San Diegan once at a bar in Del Mar who told me he and none of his friends gave a shit about any sports team in SD growing up. It was all about basking in good weather, getting high, chasing skirt and riding decent waves.


Maybe San Diego is just meant to be a lovely city with loads of ulterior attraction/transplants unlike being a gritty, unattractive sports town with a history of sports relevance.

do the blue jays have that new york dawg in them?

>>151397594
This is what I say about san diego all the time. I would literally not give a shit about sports if I lived there

>>151397045
it's tax avoidance not a paycut

>>151397633
>not a paycut
Yes it is, the NPV of the contract is nowhere close to what he could have signed.

>>151397649
again, tax

>>151397623
They forgot the asterisk on 1985

>>151397277
Get Cialis

Mococo GODS

it's funny how California let the dodgers fuck them over that hard though lel

Doyers own your ass

>>151397665
Why?

why does the schizo shit just stop like a faucet turning off?

>>151397801
because it's a discord raid

>>151397812
to what end though?

>>151397664
No. What he's avoiding paying in taxes is nowhere close to what he could have made if he took a Soto like deal

>>151397812
this. just like bbc judo threads.

>>151397801
Sorry...

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

>>151397198
the owners are going to lock the players out because the RSN deals are running dry for like 75% percent of the teams

>>151398107
based

>>151397594
Jackin it in San Diego

Buck cursed the Jays for having the temerity to call anyone else a not very good team

canada losing is like winning the world series to me

>>151398546
cause you're life is full of failure

>>151397637
i love ICE. illegals need to go back

>>151396058
>flags on xitter

dodgers won

browncord lost

but funny because you'd think they'd like the dodgers because they're brown

who's the bigger browncord team, mets or cubs?

>>151398834
yo did something happen?

>>151398853
you!

>FAGGOTners
kek

who else here jombie?

>>151399141
yea dodgers cheated

does this mean the brewers will win game 3

>>151399933
>manfred casually rigging every championship series to go to game seven for tv ratings at the direct expense of every fan that bought tickets to see >their team win at home
Based, ngl

ok that game's over

sovl

who's pitching for brewers

>>151400381
miz probably but don't be surprised if they go for an opener before him

>>151400261
They weren't called the Dodgers then, they were the Bridegrooms in 1889

>>151400580
and Giants were called the Gothams

>>151400620
No, the Giants changed their name in 1885

yaaa but did you see Cal hit a DOOOOOOMP again? That was epicsauce fellow Mariners.

TOTAL
XHEATTLE
MARITRANNY
DEATH

Yeah nice job winning a single game jaycucks
We'll see how things go for you once this series gets back to Seattle

GG Mariners, see ya tomorrow

Cal Raleigh is the most overrated player.

>should i simp for an attractive real woman?
>no.. i'll simp for an ugly asian larping as an anime girl who pretends to be my girlfriend

gg mariners
cya tomorrow

Seattle bros we got too cocky

Canada has no rights to win anything

these mariner fans are fuckin pussies bro if those blue jays showed up at dodger stadium like that those faggots would have been stabbed to death already don't fuck with LA bitches

ugly women need simps too

>>151401029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdGai72Tt8Y

>>151401045
The simulacrum has become more real than reality

What's the fucking point of the 9th inning if no one ever rallies? Boring ass shit, it's a letdown every time.

32 years and counting.
Canada still can't win cups.
Canada still can't win world series.

>>151401055
orale ese

David Ortiz is fucking unbearable. No im not a Yankees fan.

>>151396611
how she let them thangs just flop flop and flang like that all the time everywhere she goes does she get self-conscious or feel awkward?

I fear this man

>3 o'clock start time
Fuck Manfred

>>151401054
That’s a funny way of spelling Venezuela Yeixon Maikol

Dodgers are really going to sweep the world series huh

most doyerpacos and poodrepacos are catholics and this general has a lot of doyerpacos and poodrepacos so this is /mlb/ related and i have to say, kekaroo

>>151401099
ALCS is the main event

>>151401099
He's the best commissioner in decades, unironically

>>151401123
unhinged

>desperate to avoid the white team vs brown team narrative of mariners vs doyers
kek

>>151401113
what's hella more cucked, jew sinner hats or muslims praying 5x a day?

>>151401099
>worstcoastfags

>>151401123
Cute

>>151401134
>jew sinner hats
qrd?

>>151401134
Muslims because praying 5 times isn't even in the quaran

>>151401140
they wear those little hats so that they remember not to sin

So who killed the Expos?

I hate three thing
1) Women
2) Children
3) The Cheating Dodgers

>>151401099
>brown coast
kek

>>151401065
You obviously didn't watch game 1 of brewers vs. dodgers

I'm unironically extremely fucking gay and love sucking dick in the cheap seats at the ball park. I don't discriminate and will suck anyone's dick.

all those poor doyerpacos will still be mowing lawns at 3:08, manfred is a DEMON

>>151401150
They also put a wire around all of Manhattan because they think it tricks God into letting them carry items on Sabbath lol

everyone, meds. now.

>>151401085
loud and fake

I just want to tell all you dodger fans never to reply to me again in these threads. I'm sick of you and I hate you terribly, more than I hate myself. Goodnight.

>>151401167
kek, god is such a fucking dumbass to fall for that one. oldest trick in the book.

>>151401152
the 1994 Yankees

>>151401155
I heard these things can radicalize a man

Welp, THAT happened!

>>151401155
BASED

>>151401174
gtfo our general then

the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

>>151401174
based beyond belief

>>151401193
>our
I'll have you forcibly removed paco
You have no right to be here

>>151401195
he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.

he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.

>>151401202
I'm sure you're aware of posts like "mitchie mania" and "mettie jetties" in /nfl/... Well in /mlb/ it started with little statements that normal people would loook past..."sorry sir" or "I honestly had no idea"...during the first few uses no one really thought much of it, nd then as it became used more annd more some anons would notice statements like that. Some anons weren't having any piece of it. Soon they would "melt down" in the thread similar to what Carr has done in this one. Then all of a sudden you have more and more people using these statements in some weird ironic sense of humor. Before you know it the general got consumed by these memes, also known as "the 2018-2019 offseason" and the "2019-2020 offseason" in /mlb/. They use the lack of sport to establish memes. The thing is, they mostly communicate through what's similar to telepathy. It's a literal hivemind that envelopes more and more people and unspuspecting anons to post like that. Before you know it the entire general is consumed under the thumb of this "hivemind" known as the PSYCHOGANG. It's next to impossible to prevent unless you snag it in it's infancy, which unfortunately /nfl/ didn't. I think >we are doomed unfortunately and I may leave because of all the things I've seen on this vietnamese basket weaving forum, psychogang takes the cake as the most bizaree entries. I've even seen it consume tripfags on /mlb/ that are actively opposed to ircs and discords. It's fucking crazy and almost like a massive inducing insane trip.

If I gotta rank types of peoples it’s

1. Women
2. Recker
3. Men

In that order

>>151401221
1. Dogs
2. Women
3. Men

i'll take bearieposter over reckerposter any day
>inb4 it's the same guy

recker is actually baseball, bearspammer is just a mentally ill discord chicano

If I gotta rank types of cheeses it’s

1. American
2. White cheddar
3. Gouda

In that order

so there's a browncord and a fagcord?

>Unc Scherzer

3-1 series after tomorrow

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151401174
kek seethe bitch

gdp per capita
>puerto rico - 39,285
>mexico - 14,158.9
no wonder they're mad about the yankees kek

>>151401251
It's a Scherzer and Lauer piggyback game

If I gotta rank chicken tendies it’s

1. Cane's
2. Zaxby's
3. Popeyes

In that order

why are burrito ricans so powerful and the cultural hub of latin america while everyone looks down on mexicans or even worse, chicanos

Nintendies

>>151401099
dodgers are an anti-draw

If I gotta rank spics it's

1. Cubans
2. Brazilians
3. Argentinians

been taking a bunch of zinc and magnesium.

>>151401221
1. me
POWER GAP
2. everyone else

>>151401303
Based.

If i gotta rank Christdom it's

1. Protestants
2. Orthodox
3. Mormons

If I gotta rank American Sports it's

1. Football
2. Baseball
3. Hockey

>>151401320
this is antisemitic

>>151401320
Protestants are so pozzed it's unreal.

>fagcord using sharty memes
qrd?

>>151401338
?
>>151401113

>>151401338
american prod is just gay ass white liberal hippy bullshit

>>151401273
It's simple. This world is disgusting and putrid and everyone and everything that lives on it are all scum and all deserve to die. I hate this entire world and every single thing that resides in it including you and myself. I hope the entire planet is destroyed along with all life on it. Every waking second of life is pure misery. Back when I was young and naive I was more optimistic and hopeful for my future. Even though my parents were horribly abusive mentally ill drug addicts and every moment of my life was pure misery and suffering and sadness and loneliness I still had hope that I would have a good life and would have a good future. Everyday I lost more and more hope until eventually I grew up and no longer had any hope in fact all I had left where pure hatred and disdain for this world and everything on it. I no longer wish good will upon people I in fact wish for them to suffer. I want to inflict my pain and suffering upon all of you scum. Inflicting pain upon others is the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore. My body has been so numbed from all the pain I no longer feel anything. The worst was the loneliness. Just wanting someone anyone to talk to just a friend or a girlfriend or anyone but I never have had anyone. I've always been alone. I actually prefer it this way now. Being around other people makes me sick and angry. I want to hurt them and inflict pain and suffering on them so they can feel what I feel. I honestly don't know why I don't just kill myself. Maybe I'm just too much of a coward or maybe I just don't care. Life is pointless and I hate everything.

it is a kind of child abuse to bring a child into the world brown

Good game Maribros, my Jays did pretty good. Rodriguez sucks donkey dick and shouldn't pitch ever again. see you tomorrow.

>>151401363
thats what makes bustin in your mom so hot to me tbqh

>>151401363
If that's what it takes for you to not have children, then yes

>>151397254
>more dedicated fanbase anywa
kek the Chargers play 17 away games. They have no fanbase.

anyone want to make some free agency predictions? I know it's october but I ran it by the genny boss and he said it's fine as long as we make it snappy

>kyle tucker
>alex bregman
>pete alonso
>cody bellinger
>framber valdez
>dylan cease
>ranger suarez
>kyle schwarber

Those are all the big dawgs I can think of off the top of me head

>l-look at this irrelevant flyover protestant
meanwhile in the CANONICAL papist church

>>151401380
all mets

>>151401320
I'd rank catholics over orthocucks, 2bh

>>151401380
it'll never happen but I pray the Phillies re-sign Ranger and let Schwarber walk

>>151401380
>Kyle Tucker
highest bidder. fuck if I know. gun to my head red sox, they're a really sharp team and he's going to age well
>bregman
Phillies
>alonso
Mets
>Bellinger
Yankees (if they don't get tucker)
>Valdez
Mets
>Cease
some scrub team
>Suarez
Cubs
>Schwarber
Phillies

>>151401380
Bet you Bellinger signs with the Mets

>>151401397
why wouldn't that happen? Suarez is really important to the Phillies no

Mariners losing four consecutive games it’s over Toronto wins WS

>>151401415
you're arguing with dombrowski, not me. I wouldn't understand the reasoning besides the fact that Schwarber drives ticket sales
>despite the number of Suarez jerseys I actually see people wearing at the bank

>>151401380
All reds

>>151401443
Dombrowski is a good president I would give him some credit, with Wheeler that series might have shook out differently

>>151401460
look at the starting pitching lines from the Phillies that series, it wouldn't have made a lick of difference if he was healthy.

>>151401383
Fake news.

>The episcopal conference spoke after worldwide reporting on its norms last week claimed that Italy’s bishops had taken steps toward the priestly ordination of men who identify as gay and broken with Vatican policy. In fact, they say, “The Formation of Priests in Italian Churches: Guidelines and Rules for Seminaries” repeats Church teaching that provinces “cannot admit to the seminary or to holy orders those who practice homosexuality, present deep-seated homosexual tendencies or support the so-called ‘gay culture.’”

/nu/
>>151395118
>>151395118
>>151395118
/nu/

>>151401514
was this thread anywhere close to 500?

>>151401514
wat

>>151401514
Faggot retard.

I'm not even a fan of a big market team but the amount of whining I've seen from Pat Murphy and Brewers fans is almost enough to make me root for the fucking Dodgers

>>151401550
I haven't seen this anywhere?

>>151401550
>but the amount of whining I've seen from Pat Murphy and Brewers fans
Every team is like that when they are losing to the Dodgers. they are jealous of Japanese excellence.

>>151401553
Well congrats, you’re not a twitter faggot

Sum41 was never good

>>151401550
I'm rooting for the Dodgers because I want to see the wild card team beat the number one seed. I like underdog stories.

>>151401605
based b8er b8in' 'em

>cubescord still seething about the sewers
those flyover fights get nasty

>>151401605
my underdoggiedoos are going to steal, bunt, slap, and otherwise small ball their way to another world series victory.

>the pope shitting on the cubs
Kek
https://x.com/SoxOn35th/status/1978470677821673552

>>151401586
I like The Hell Song because it reminds of old school Mugen gaming

>>151401709
Is that what caused all of the /pol/ posts?

>>151401728
I’m not that faggot zutt from /int/. I just thought it was funny that the pope of all people was shitting on the cubs

>>151401728
No, the guy making all of the /pol/ posts thinks Cubs fans are mexican or something

>cubs excommunicated by the pope
what does this mean for them bros?

>>151401745
it sure did help the white sox I know that much

ohhh that's why the chicano cubescord is seething kek
disowned by their pope

This new schizo really lets the cubs, mets, and doyers live rent free in his head, and he isn't shy about admitting it. Any other team's he's obsessed with?

I feel like whoever this guy is actually losing his mind

looks like the browncord is all here

>>151401795
he's not bright enough to have a mind to lose

Doyers

I made mini quiche, who’s hungry?

>>151401805
I still feel like the stuff he's saying now is making less sense and less sense than when he first started posting, he's like created this entire world inside his head

so easily mindbroken

>>151401814
he's a barking dog that is finding new things to bark at is all I think

cant wait for the WBC bros

now the catcord is seething because the dogs are barking

>>151401740
>thinks Cubs fans are mexican or something
>thinks

>>151401846
kek

>>151401829
A barking dog with no training and zero impulse control is more intelligent though. He keeps cuckposting memes I made too which really cracks me up inside.

So I've missed a lot considering my team sucked. But how did we get some /int/cel to spam here?

>>151401862
brown spics tried to hide a hugbox

>>151401866
woof woof!

Anyone want to explain what happened at Globe Life the last 2 years? This is showing the extra distance on batted balls from environmental factors like temperature, humidity, roof closures, elevation, wind patterns, etc. Did they put in a new building new the stadium that changed the wind or something? I've heard that impacted the Brave's new stadium when it was built but it was during one of the first couple years it was built.

>>151401862
maybe someone can answer you, I have no idea other than he's a regular on non-american /sp/, I guess he's always in soccer threads

birdcord falseflagging as the catcord again

>>151401877
this is a mammalcord genny

You're just mad about /int/ posting because your race loses at it.

>>151401883
ruff ruff!!

>>151401874
if I was a Rangers fan I could probably give you an answer unless they're stumped too. Feels very strange considering they have a roof

IM GONNA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I hate my goddamn life so much and I can't even post here with all my internet buddies.

>get called a zutt
>starts spamming
Too ez kek

I feel like the blue jays can come back DESU. Brewers vs Doyers is over

>>151401888
Checked
I only noticed because all of the Rangers hitters seemed to get worse but their OPS+ weren't too bad. I know leaguewide its gone down but something strange seems to have happened in this park.

>>151401905
this general chose its fate

Zutt status?

>>151401874
climate change

Let’s all hear it for FAGints kek, they won at Twitter today!!

I'm rooting for the dodgers because it increases the likelihood of a lockout tenfold

>>151401905
why cant you post here

please fuck my ass

>>151401937
I don’t like zutts

>>151401933
Yay FAGints!!

sports literally are just nationalism and racism though, it's a replacement for war because we took it away with the nuke

>>151401940
o kek

>>151401933
FAGints kek! they won so hard

>>151401943
50 IQ take

>flagposting is coming to twitter
cool

>>151401943
>>151401948

>>151401943
any other sophomoric fucking retard musings you'd like to share

>>151401874
Rangers were cheating until they finally won a WS, they modified the balls during that time.

>>151401953
You're speaking Protestant right now.

>>151401955
no muncy NO!!!

Oh I didn't know it was the schizo. carry on zutt

>>151401961
good job you did worse than the last one fucking subhuman sperg

>fuck he's exposed us doyerpacos as trying to score white people points by spamming muncy
>quick we need to spam muncy on other teams to discredit that narrative

I'm rooting for the mariners because the wife said I can spend the whole offseason out of my chastity cage if they win

>>151401930
Higher temps generally make the balls fly further. Its why a place like Kauffman is high on this list even though its generally considered a pitchers park. They made the outfield larger to counteract the impact of higher temps in summer

why aren't you speaking your racial language of spanish on a spanish imageboard right now

you're upset because that AL thread devolved into /int/posting without me doing anything and you know the WS is going to be pure brown vs white

>mindbroken by muncyfag
Oh kek zutt

zutt doesn't like being called zutt he's fuming

>>151401978
Post the unedited version!

>>151401978
is that a turd on the guy's shoulder

>>151401959
unfortunately they don't have home/away splits for this on baseballsavant so its hard to tell if thats true.

>>151401862
considering he mostly seethes at dodgers and is obseesed with vtuber shit and how crazy he is, i guess he hates japs more than chicanos, actually, and i assume he and the one who used to spam in soccer threads aren't the same guy
we will never know anyway

BRA (big recker ass)

>>151401874
I may have a misunderstanding of 'variable extra distance' but I'm just surprised the cubs aren't last with how often the wind was blowing in this year. (Cubs would have won WS with better win conditions)

/nfl/ is whites
/hoc/ is whites
/cfb/ is whites
/mlb/ is the only american general with nonwhites in it

>>151402012
bark bark!

>>151402012
>/mlb/ is the only american general with nonwhites in it
yep, just like yourself

>>151401996
I wonder how they stored the balls during that time. Do you think they just left them outside in the Dallas sun to bake and if they did, do you think that would change how far a ball went? It is kinda weird how the numbers drop to normal after they won a World Series.

>>151402019
>banana ball hat

>>151402013
this bitch got legs that connect directly to her back.

>>151401985
I was going to this postseason but as it drew near I saw all those posts from Cubs fans practically everywhere constantly going off about how they're going to the playoffs and we're in dead last place and even worse attendance shaming us (even though it's all Jerry's fault) while they pack their park. I gave up any hope for peace there and was happy that it was the Brewers who shut them the fuck up. Then they turn tail and say how could we be monsters and root against the Chicago team for Wisconsinites. Well maybe look in the goddamn mirror huh cubs fans?
Truly though the thing that pisses me off the most is always the attendance shaming. It's like they don't even know who the fuck Jerry Reinsdorf is. I'm sick of the victimblaiming.

Zutt in the hut! ZUTT IN THE HUT!

>>151402038
No way, I cant believe the sox posters here are the type that were rooting for the brewers. I just thought that was the new era of sox fans. How upsetting. They're your old rivals

>>151402057
The cubs menace got far worse.

>>151402050
I kind of like the more overhead view the rangers have so you can see side to side pitch movement better

Why is he such a zuttjeet?!

Zutts don’t have sex?

>>151402076
did that tag beat the guy at home too? since the run doesn't look like it counted

>>151402065
I think the internet has amplified the worst of every fanbase. Still I would never root for a Wisconsin team, they look down on us FIBs

Ewwww zutts?! Gross!!

My Doyers are up 2 games btw.

all you gotta do?
is hide his posts.
it's that easy.

>>151402102
glassnow and ohtranny could even the series right away I am still nervous

What’s a filthy Zutt’s favorite pickup line in ancient Arabia? “Hey baby, wanna see my Indus Valley tan lines? They’re as dirty as my buffalo’s underbelly.”

POST WEBBUMS

>>151402106
Glasnow did fine against the Phillies. Just need Ohtatni to throw strikes.

>>151402112
That look away Yamamoto does is pretty iconic.

kek zutt seething

Miss this sped.

Why did the virgin filthy zutt get ratioed on X? It tweeted “DMs open for e-thots” but its profile pic was just a crusty sock—blue-balled incel energy scared off even the bots.

>>151402105
I like bullying him

At the dark web furcon, virgin filthy zutt yiffs a plushie: “Fursuit’s leaking from my festering trench foot—wanna sniff the authenticity?” Gets v& for uploading the gore to Telegram, still dies a untouched neckbeard.

>>151402153
I quite enjoyed that

Why did the virgin filthy zutt get v& from the dark web? It posted a live stream of circumcising itself with rusty pliers for “waifu tribute”—chat spams “F” as it bleeds out, dick shrivels to a clit, still can’t get laid in hell.

>>151402112
I deleted like all of mine when 4chan got pwned

Virgin filthy zutt’s redpill ritual: Kidnaps a barbie doll, waterboards it with expired cumshots while screaming “all women are whores”—doll melts into toxic sludge, zutt drinks it for “enlightenment,” shits out its own tapeworms, still ghosts every Grindr grind.

>>151402081
so cute

>>151402162
hit up the 'chives!

>>151402131
KINO, THANKS

>>151402164
Bros gonna throw a spitball

Virgin filthy zutt’s blackpill pilgrimage: Treks to the Elliot Rodger shrine, carves “Chads must die” into its festering beta-orbits with a jagged incel fork—bleeds hypergamy runes, summons MGTOW ghosts that throat-fuck it for “failing the looksmax,” still can’t ascend past sub-5 SMV sludge.

>>151402171
SHE'S ADORABLE

>>151402116
is having starter goes deep without giving up runs the new market inefficiency?

>>151402175
Maybe I shall

Why’d the virgin filthy zutt raid the 4chan /r9k/ archives? To harvest ancient copypastas, tattoos them on its roid-rage scarred taint while chugging roach-coach onions lattes—hallucinates Stacy apparitions gangbanging its basedboy soul, wakes up with a “looksmax fail” branded on its forehead, forever mogged by mirrors.

In the incel wiki depths, virgin filthy zutt compiles “The Zuttmaxxing Codex”: Guides on jawline fillers from dumpster Botox and mewing with maggot mouthguards—tries it, face implodes into a Chad-mogging crater, uploads to looksmax.org as “ultimate failpill,” gets doxxed by rope advocates who mail it estrogen-laced cyanide candy.

yamamamammamamamoto

Virgin filthy zutt’s hypergamy heist: Infiltrates a Chad’s Hinge harem via VPN virginity vows, deepfakes itself as a 10/10 trap to cuck the orbiters—gets exposed mid-catfish, stabbed by the Chad pack with “beta cuck” etched on its prolapsed prostate, bleeds out posting final blackpill: “Even in death, Stacys win.”

>>151402182
This kills the Poodre
>>151402184
Time is like a circle

Why’d the virgin filthy zutt join the Incel Rebellion Discord? To beta-up as a suicide bomber in Stacy’s mall, strapped with hypergamy grenades filled with bluepilled semen—detonates prematurely from blue balls, scatters “looks theory” pamphlets amid the shrapnel, survives as a limbless Chad-slayer legend in copypasta hell.

An old game thread OP. Sick line ups.

Virgin filthy zutt’s Chad hunt: Stalks a normie gym via incel drone, lures it with fake trapbait then force-feeds it estrogen smoothies for “equalizer revenge”—Chad hulks out immune, curb-stomps the zutt’s entitlement skull, uploads the gore to looksmax.org as “beta extinction event,” zutt’s final twitch: “Hypergamy confirmed.”

>>151402162
did you think you'd be free of this place?

The Catholic Church has basically spent the last 80 years trying to accommodate itself to the postwar order and American hegemony. With Liberalism, basically. Fukuyama's "end of history." Liberal democracy and neoliberal capitalism. Trying to find a way for the Church to coexist with such things, and thrive in such a world, was the entire point of Vatican 2.

But it didn't work. We can see that it didn't work. Attempting to "get along" with the postwar order and a world dominated by the United States has been disastrous for the Church. We have hemorraged believers. Nobody actually gets taught the Faith any more. Where we're growing, we're growing in places like Africa and Oceania which are far removed from the beating heart of Liberalism and the postwar, postmodern West.

Vatican 2 is a failed council. People who say it was invalid miss the point. Every council called by the Church is valid. The problem with Vatican 2 isn't that it was invalid, the problem is that 60 years later it hasn't fucking worked. We were unable to accommodate ourselves to American Hegemony and the Postwar Order without being decimated.

So, in light of this, it's time to move on to Plan B. If we can't coexist with the postwar order, we'll just fucking kill it. If we can't successfully survive in a world dominated by the United States, then the United States as we know it has got to go. It should be the goal of Catholics to annihilate every last trace of the postwar order. American hegemony, the United Nations, NATO, the European Union, the NGO networks, they've all gotta go. They've all got to be destroyed, in Christ's Name, no matter how violent it gets.

Supporting Trump, a clear destroyer, is a good first step. But more needs to be done. The path of carnage needs to be pursued for the good of the Church. Catholics need to commit themselves to completely wiping every trace of the Postwar Order and American Hegemony off the face of the Earth.

In the MGTOW monastery ruins, virgin filthy zutt monk-vows celibacy by cauterizing its micropenis with a Bitcoin mining rig—hallucinates femoid demons circle-jerking its soul, escapes by tunneling out with basedboy spoons, emerges as a feral rope-maxxer preaching “no foids, only void” to sewer goblins

gj janny

It's so delicious when Hispanista monkeys come on the English Internet fresh off the boat from the Spanish online ghetto and start yapping about muh Spanish Empire and shieet and Anglos and Anglofied foreigners all dunk on them for being subhumans

Why’d the virgin filthy zutt bomb the PUA seminar? Straps hypergamy dynamite to its fedora, yells “for the blackpill!” as it detonates—shrapnel of shattered jawlines rains on the attendees, zutt’s ghost haunts /r9k/ as the ultimate looksmax martyr, still mogged by his own obituary photo.

they're lacking in awareness and quite emotional
they also do other insidious things
>promote christian nationalism to weaken white racial consciousness
>try to denigrate med whiteness standards to compensate for their brownness
>switch from aztlan/return our gold to promoting hispanista depending on the circumstances
>try to denigrate fellow hispanics to promote their own nationality
>promote white-hispanic miscegenation while larping as white nationalists
these days they use indians as a battering ram because hispanic migration and crimes in the US are indefensible

>>198827445
Yes
Belize is what Mexico would look like if it was colonized by anglos. Its a majority indigenous, majority brown country with higher standards of living than Mexico.
Unlike what dome delusional hispanista clowns say, the anglos didn't genocide all the browns from their colonies, they just kept races separated, instead of promoting race mixing

Race mixing is what destroys a nation, thats why you have mayans in Belice proud of their race and self hating mestizos in Mexico

asspaniards are a disease, everything they create is shit.
>>198828514
this
>>198828729
argentina was the poorest spanish colony.
they only improved after they got their independence and promoted actual white european immigration, asspaniards were ruining argentina

>>178584808
>why are you the european litte power? Where is the spanish return to power?
I don't expect a shitskinned mongrel like you to have the enough IQ to understand chronology so I'll just say that 16th century Spain was well off in terms of culture and well inmmersed in the european geopolitics (Habsburgs, the 30 years war, the religion wars, fighting wars for the Pope) and slowly declining through the 17th century up until the 19th century the masonry and Napoleon ended up everything. So again, of course we fucked up, we had everything but declined, very much because our elites where mediocre but again because we where expending it everything in wars and sustaining the empire.

I don't want my country to carry yours anymore, I don't want my country to have anything with your fucking shithole and I despise every fucking hispanista that tries to create an ideology through his panchita fetish.

>>178584795
you are still butthurt over Lepanto fellow kebab?

>>178585030
spanish peasants didn't end up in power, the mere fact of giving you mongrels the same rights as the average iberian was progressive for the 15th century

Virgin filthy zutt’s blackmarket mewing device: 3D-prints a jaw clamp from recycled cope plastics, straps it on while doom-scrolling hypergamy horror stories—device malfunctions, crushes its subhuman mandible into dust, uploads the gore to incel.is as “ultimate failmax,” inspires a wave of copycat ropefests among the forum’s doomers.

>>177995347

Even though I am a Hispanista I admit that Spain at that time was racist. Spain still had "Limpieza de Sangre" Laws or blood purity laws still in effect thereby barring New Christians "Filipinos" from positions reserved for Old Christians "Spaniards" which is nothing more than Euphemism for old school European racial supremacy masked under religious garb. The Spaniards wouldnt give us equal representation in the Spanish Cortes simply because we were not White Enough and the little Spanish ancestry we had was mostly taken from the hated Latin Americans who rebelled against Spain.

But the revolution wasnt only about equality it was also about the Masonic and Enlightenment Ideals born out of the French Revolution with their Liberty Egality and Fraternity, which scared the Church and Crown Shitless, since French Ideals and British Masonic money (The founders of Freemasonry were British) wanted to dismantle the Spanish Empire, and that even Aguinaldo himseld said that the Revolution was Masonically Led and Masonically Governed. Well tough luck for Aguinaldo since the Masonic Americans (George Washington was a Mason) betrayed their so called Enlightenment ideals and waged the Philippine-American War against Filipinos.

The Katipunan was patterned after Masonic rights and ideals itself coming from the French Revolution and Enlightenment Philosophy but their fellow Masons the Americans butchered 1 Million Filipinos in the Philippine American War whereas the 3 Catholic Priests, Gomburza died for Filipinos, ironically Gomburza is also a password in the Katipunan even though they were Priests whose deaths inspired Rizal, which is funny because the French Revolution the Katipunan emulated was notoriously anti clerical with the mass conversions of Churches into Temples of Reason and the Notre Dame being momentarily used by Jacques Robespierre as a Deist Temple to the Cult of the Supreme Being.

>>165691978
>idea hispanista
Hispanchistas wish for latin american unification through the reafirmation of hispanic legacy. There is nothing contradictory in my statement.
>fantasía de venganza
Already addressed your persecution complex here>>165690407
>>165692117
Amerindian language speakers have increased, specially in the southern states where indigenist movements have influenced people the most.
>>165690809
It seems hispanchistas have to go into denial mode when they face this type of data.

>he's just copying shit from int threads now lmao
he has become the bearieposter!

Virgin filthy zutt’s gymcelling flop: Pays for a Chad trainer session, but blue-balls so hard it leaks hypergamy lube on the bench press—trainer mogs it out, calls it a “sub-5 cope zombie,” zutt flees to the locker room to fap into protein shakes, diluting the whey with its onions-tainted despair tears.

FAGint is not liking things right now by the looks of it

>>151402272
kino!

>you are the brewers
>the doyers are throwing a $182 million arm at you
>the next day a $350 million arm
>game 3 a $137 million arm
>game 4 a $700 million arm and hitter
how do you win

>>151402277
Get your retard owner to spend.

>>151402277
score more runs than them

>>151402277
cope post and hope for the best

The filthy zutt virgin’s dream date: Netflix, no chill, and a promise to never shower—because popping the cherry shouldn’t involve soap!

Why did the filthy zutt virgin stay single? Its hygiene game was so bad, even the microbes swiped left!

>>151402290
>snell 8.0 IP/1H/0ER/10K
>yams 9.0 IP/3H/1ER/7K
what runs

>>151402246
what do jannies even do?

>>151402309
it for free
You get what you pay for I guess.

What’s the filthy zutt virgin’s idea of romance? Whispering sweet nothings while shedding enough grime to fertilize a garden—no foreplay needed, just fumigation!

I like baseball!

Why did the filthy zutt virgin get ghosted? Dates realized “Netflix and chill” meant “survive the stink and flee”—virginity intact, nostrils destroyed!

>he immediately stopped copy pasting once he was called out for mimicking the bearieposter
o kek!

>>151402311
I've come around to the city connect logo, that's been my go to cap lately.

What’s the filthy zutt virgin’s idea of phone sex? Moaning into the receiver while scratching its scabby balls—foreplay? More like a fumigation fantasy gone wrong!

Let’s get a nu ready and keep the webms coming!!

>>151402327
nah "hispanista" ran dry as a search term
also pretty sure nobody ever copy pasted old archive posts from other boards where the links dont even work kek

How does a filthy zutt virgin lose its cherry? By humping a slime mold in the dumpster—finally popped, but now it’s got oozing sores and zero regrets!

>>16927125
Even if you were to accept all the BS you just wrote you cannot deny that the Vatican houses one of the seats of Antichrist - another is in Mecca.
Consider Vatican I & II and especially Nostra Aetate:

The Church regards with esteem also the Moslems. They adore the one God, living and subsisting in Himself; merciful and all- powerful, the Creator of heaven and earth,(5) who has spoken to men; they take pains to submit wholeheartedly to even His inscrutable decrees, just as Abraham, with whom the faith of Islam takes pleasure in linking itself, submitted to God. Though they do not acknowledge Jesus as God, they revere Him as a prophet. They also honor Mary, His virgin Mother; at times they even call on her with devotion. In addition, they await the day of judgment when God will render their deserts to all those who have been raised up from the dead. Finally, they value the moral life and worship God especially through prayer, almsgiving and fasting.

Since in the course of centuries not a few quarrels and hostilities have arisen between Christians and Moslems, this sacred synod urges all to forget the past and to work sincerely for mutual understanding and to preserve as well as to promote together for the benefit of all mankind social justice and moral welfare, as well as peace and freedom.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/hist_councils/ii_vatican_council/documents/vat-ii_decl_19651028_nostra-aetate_en.html

The Orthodox Church is the only Holy Apostolic and Catholic Church of Jesus Christ that has not fallen even after centuries of unrelenting persecution by the Vatican, the Jews and the muslims.
In the meantime, Vatican preachers are constantly being implicated to child rape and molestation scandals.

KEK!

>>151402337
What a dweebus lmao.

>>151402329
yeah, I'm mostly past the point of being wedded to a handful of things at all times. once stuff has been around long enough, it's all kind of the same thing for me.

>>151402231
Kinda sorta in a way

Also rampant Freemasonic propaganda copied and disseminated by their useful idiots.

>>16887195
>crowns started wanting to centralize power
>aristocrats as even kings were falling for enlightenment ideas
>jesuits fought against land owners and the crown to protect natives
this

Voltaire hated Jesuits especially, he and his influential patron Madame de Pompadour were the primary political forces behind their suppression and physical expulsion from western Europe in 1773 and operated clandestinely. Coincidently, Grand Orient Freemasonry was founded in France just a month before the suppression and filled the resulting power vaccum. Voltaire is famous for his efforts to "Anglicise" France, Masonry is originally an Anglo institution.

The political influence of his dickriders and their so-called philosophe' "reading societies" was behind the worst excesses of the Reign of Terror and their campaign of de-Christianization, while the many Jacobin clubs that formed in France in the years immediately prior to the revolution were literally founded by the Grand Orient.

The Grand Orient and their front groups like the Carbonari would be heavily involved in left-wing politics, the spread of ideological nationalism, parliamentarianism, and the fulment of Republican revolutions through the entire 19th century and into the 20th they were STILL lobbying for anti-clerical laws, the mandatory secularization of education (keep hitting the Jesuits) and discriminating against Catholics at the highest levels of French military and civil government.

The rampant corruption of the Third Republic was largely their doing, see the Affair of the Cards.
The Jesuits are a prime target of these conspirators for Angloid slander, see Black Legend and the Popish Plot.


>modern jesuits are not of the same level as the old ones
The Jesuits were gutted by Vatican II, the arbitrary restrictions placed on their activities and schools were absolutely political in nature.

his legs are comically tiny

>>17928584
>You believe that Allah's word will come and take on flesh
No, the Quran is an uncreated instance of the eternal attribute of speech that was spoken in time. You believe Jesus is the word as in God's ability to speak and not in the same sense we do. Furthermore you also believe him to be created and eternal which makes absolutely no sense. We also don't believe those representations to be divine persons that are part of God in any sense of the word.
>adamantly insisted he never did
Where? Scholars accept that if the previous nations used the term it wouldn't have been wrong or inaccurate of them, the same way God in the bible tells the Israelites to refer to him by a different name to avoid any idolatrous association. Something being given power is not the same as the thing possessing power inherently
>Omnipotence is being able to do anything
That's the definition I am using, the one generally used by philosophers too. The rest you have added is a straw man. Creatio ex nihilo is an example of a logically possible thing that only God can do but you cannot.
>Going to Hell isn't impossible since people can do it.
Yes because we are human beings and not divine. God in the bible says he cannot lie because he is not human for example.
>>17928593
>Same with the Son
You said there was a state of affairs where the trinity could have been different so no it is absolutely not the same.
>I am in the Father and the Father is in me
He also prayed for believers to be one in the Father the same way he is. Did he make you God?
>You're rejecting from me
No I am not. As I said that was a different person. What is curious though is why you a prottie even cares about the church fathers. I can demonstrate how St. Irenaeus believes differently from you anyway and how most of them (prior to Nicaea) could be considered heretics

The filthy zutt virgin’s wet dream: Jerking off in a pile of its own crusty pubes, imagining a threesome with bacteria—climax? A squirt of pure plague juice!

>>151395118
>>151395118
>>151395118
recycle, seething FAGints NOT WELCOME!

>>151402354
I like listening to Ken

>>151402318
What race is babe ruth?

>>151402590
yes

>>151396501
>countries

yes