Thread 151395344

News- stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back

Previous >>151370004

wuffs

Pistol Pete

It's up.

Meal.

>>151395370
LeXing shouldn't be anywhere on this list, let alone #1 ahead of much better players. This shitty list was obviously created and approved by Klutch to keep his "legacy" intact. Fucking pathetic.

>>151395382
>leafjeet thinking his opinion matters here

>>151395393
>amerijeet thinking his opinion matters to me

>>151395382
China has beautiful cities, this reminds me.

>>151395346
>Im just saying im not a boston fan at all but they were fucking injured and still went 6 games against a tough healthy makeshift Knicks superteam
Nah, youve convinced me. And im not a Boston fan either, OKC was almost certainly fraudulent anyway, they had no excuse except Jdub injury, and that excuse even then is weak as he still played well for the most part

Y'all hear Brogdon retired?

>>151395407
Reminder that it’s socially acceptable to hate and be racist to Indians and for good reason.

Does this guy just eat a box of croissants and Wendys every single fucking day?

>>151395379
That’s ice cream low key looks good.

>>151395426
Yes. He shan't be with us much longer. Enjoy his presence while you still can.

>>151395442
Judging by his posts he seems to be a Walmart cashier on lunch break or something. Sad to see someone working full time age a wagie....

>>151395361
Based for mind breaking the racist Malaysian.

>>151395532
qrd?

https://youtu.be/gwRk-V91Kew?t=4m48s
So Double Teams were very effective against Shaq in the 90s...why did they just double team him all the time in the 2000s? I already have an idea of the answer, I just want to hear somebody admit something, whichever answer that shows that Shaq is overrated.

>>151395344 (OP)
where are my Konheads at?

https://youtu.be/gwRk-V91Kew?t=8m18s
I swear to god these niggas in the 90s take NOTHING but open shots. Its crazy, no matter WHO you are, literally everybody who posts up gets doubled so theres always an open man on the perimeter lmfao holy shit, either niggas were GARBAGE shooters in this era that they just didnt care, or EVERY SINGLE player was such a post scoring God that they HAD to be doubled, even if you couldn't remember their name.

>>151395600
>>151395683
we done with the 90s

>>151395424
Never understood where Indian racism comes from

lebum is an actual retard
MJ was highly literate at least

>>151395683
Uhhhh maybe because zone defence was BANNED so you had to DOUBLE everyone on defence or else you get called for ILLEGAL DEFENCE.

>>151395869
his reading was mostly focused on playing cards, golf score cards, and whiskey bottle labels
still smarter than Lebron

>>151395874
That's part of it but it was also just how they played defense back then. They used to just let people take open shots or dribble into the paint and play defense only from 5 feet from the basket in.

the finals are pretty much going to be the kangz vs the nets

>>151395869
Are you retarded? Michael Jordan went to college. LeBron didn't even go to high school.

>>151395379
Meal anon can you let us know when you get the beetus? I’m curious how long it’s gonna take with your diet. We can get a betting pool going. Iirc someone said you are young and in good shape, so my money is on ~10 years

Just noticed that Denver has been winning all pre season games with ease besides Timberwolves without Ant
I've never seen a team owning someone this much

>>151396266
The nuggets are 0-8 vs the wolves since #that Jokic image.

only 6 days until tipoff :)

>>151396266
The t wolves gm was the old nuggets gm, he built the t wolves just to counter team the nuggets. Even now he still does.

>>151396266
Denver has no answer for Naz Reid and Mcdaniels. Reminder that those two were both injured during the 2023 championship run.

>>151396273
I can't wait for basketball bros!!!!

Why is westbrook on the kings. When a team like the mavericks desperately need him

light the beam!

Is Joel Embiid the biggest what if of the modern NBA?
>What if Embiid were healthy and actually played games

>>151396476
>Why is westbrook on the kings. When a team like the mavericks desperately need him

they dont need another chucker. they need a 3&D guy with that frontline

>>151396586
They need him to develop flagg and to fill out the pg role while kyrie is out

>westbrook wasting his final years on the kangz because he's too egotistic to play off the bench on a contender
This speaks volumes

>>151396546
And what if I was taller and way better at basketball! I could’ve been the goat

>>151396614
They can get a MLE guy

>>151396629
Thats westbrook lol

>>151396615
>because he's too egotistic to play off the bench on a contender
He just did that for 3 seasons

>>151396636
did he accept an offer that low? LOL. I thought it was in the 10-15 mil range

>>151396674
Hes been on a mle since lakers LOL. And yes a min on the kings

>>151396615
>it’s egoistic to rather be the number 1 scoring point guard in league history than sit on a bench like deandre jordan snd cheerlead for a ring, maybe

Brogdon retired. The ultimate NBA jobber on the court and for the player's representation in CBAs. I now have the Knicks as contenders in the East.

>>151396615
>muh rangz

>>151396741
Westbrick has been ring chasing for the last 5 years retard

>>151396834
>joining the wizards, laketurds, cloppers and kings is ring chasing

maximum retardation on your part

>>151396848
Other than the wizards yes that was all ringchasing stupid

>>151396855
Lakeshits, cloppers and kings are not contenders and they never were when he joined them

>>151396855
He was a free agent every time and the trams wanted to sign him retard

So is Luka playing the Mavs?

>>151396870
Just because he isnt very smart doesn't make it so

>>151396883
And?

>>151396911
No

>>151395409
>OKC was almost certainly fraudulent anyway

Pretty much, not sure if you're the same leaf anon I talk to but ill admit I was fan of OKC but looking back im indifferent and not as huge of a fan now, especially with them not trying to fix their inability to close out games, I'd hope the Mavs have some success or The Rockets or the Nuggets once Cam knows how to shoot again

The extensions were pretty retarded given it was very much a team effort, 2. Jdub is already load managing and might not play the season opener, 3. Chet never even appeared as the 3rd option to me, and hasn't even played more than 150+ games excluding playoffs, and got injured early in the season prior,

>>151396911
He's ducking Coop, and rightly so.

Talon Horton-Tucker is out of the league.

Remember when lakeshits fans were saying hes the future?

>>151396699
At least DJ has ring,

I don't recall Paul or Griffin getting one, although Griffin was close had he stayed on the Celtics for one more year

Reminder Garnett, Pierce, Dirk, Howard, Drexler, Kidd, Kyrie, Artest

All have one ring, which tells you how much just 1 ring matters compared to zero,

>Oh but he's a goat of x stats

Means nothing without a ring lol, maybe if the Lakers went through but I doubt Kobe would ever pass the ball to CP3,

>>151397118
>X player is out of the league

Its more nuanced,

They could call their agent and get them to try out for more teams but instead they hear the first offer for an overseas team and just sign quickly,

Kinda like Javale McGee right now, won a ring in Rico, now is hooping in Australia

>>151397118
they chose him over caruso lol

>>151397128
>Blake Griffin on not rejoining the Celtics for last year's title run: “No, I thought about it, man. I had nine surgeries in my career...My last one was, it was a noticeable. I just can't play the game the same way I wanted to, and I always kind of thought once I get to that point, it's time.”
>[Robb] Celtics players begged Blake Griffin to rejoin roster during season

>>151396972
So how is he ring chasing? He’s not forcing any trades or joining teams that went to the finals

>>151396911
He's ducking D'Lo, and rightly so.

>>151395586
It's basically that one leafjeet that hates malaysians making up a fake narrative that i called petefag a nigger, and now he and his murican buddy repeating the same lie until it becomes the truth

Nothing wrong with being racist against jeets

>>151397492
>It's basically that one leafjeet that hates malaysians making up a fake narrative that i called petefag a nigger
I dont hate malaysians, but I dont know why youre lying about the "nigger" thing just because it got deleted when you said it, I use a 4chan app that tracks that stuff so I still saw it. I almost wish I screenshotted it, because of how much youre lying.

>>151397524
And there's nothing wrong with whites going extinct.

>Push back the three point line by two feet, and also get rid of the corner three
>Lifetime ban on Klutch Sports
I have now fixed your league, I accept payment in cash Mr. Silver.

>>151397536
>And there's nothing wrong with whites going extinct

>>151397554
Klutch acts as a balancing force against Silver's cabal

>>151397531
>Still trying to push the fake narrative
Even if we pretend that I did, everyone says nigger from time to time, why target me? You can't answer me because you're the real racist here. Because you're gatekeeping the slur and selectively attacking people who use it.

>>151397557
kangz are COOKING

>>151397593
We support diversity of opinion in this general.

Fuck Chris Paul

>>151397608
>We support diversity of opinion in this general.
Thank you. You should tell that to leafjeet because he thinks he's god and gets to decide who can and can't say nigger.

>>151397561
You're being replaced :)

>>151397663
not sure why you even care what some street shitting jeet says in the first place

>>151397683
>jeet can't even get the right flag
lmao

If Steph Curry, a 6’3 rich famous basketball player cannot get respect from his wife, who the fuck am I?

>>151397702
Has LTG commented on this yet?

>>151397684
Because he's trying to be a racist but can't be real about it and had to make up a fake story to justify his hatred, and it's pathetic. But you're right, I guess i should stop caring from now on.

>>151397693
Don't care about your flag. The Indian flag will rise above all.

>>151397744
a jeet getting offended at the word nigger while he's openly cheering on the extinction of a group of people can safely be ignored, dudes sick in the head

People not ready for my Celties

Wemby will be the first 8-foot NBA player

>>151397256
So I wasnt wrong, I thought Celtics didn't resign him cause of cap

Although you cant blame him, his knees did not work, look at his body now

>>151397837
I often wonder how some of these dudes deal with their fucked up bodies post retirement. Obviously money helps but I bet a lot would trade that for not being in chronic pain like Dirk

>>151397857
I remember there was a video of Joakim Noah being impressed with Lebron still playing at 40 while he himself struggled to get up and pee at midnight

>>151397825
this image sums up this general

>>151397911
Someone like embiid is gonna be in agony for decades most likely. Grim

>>151397857
I mean medical tech has advanced a long way, some athletes and mma fighters etc go to Colombia for stem cells for and to treat nagging injuries like a broken arm and shoulder and foot issues, things that USA doctors cant solve and they'll get discounts in those hospitals because of their notoriety and fame

>>151397911
Yea, that shit is common, Shaq says the same thing, and he had to get hip surgery as well, you'll see in casual vids where he's out in public like walking out of a restaurant and he's often hobbling

>>151397561
>posts an Indian chad
???

>>151398006
(you)

>>151397990
I mean tech is great sure but you still cant reverse the mileage. All those dudes with long careers walk like theyre crippled.

LeafGODs got these BAWBs and these pagpag Malays all fucked up.

Blunder, why are you so bitter after winning a chip?
>>151397766
>>151397781
>Took a couple months of banter to reveal the true seething jeet resentment
Well well well...

kek based leafjeets

we winning it all!

Kill all jeets

Z better than the last simp edition general

>>151398278
None of us believe in violence of any form fed shoo shoo

Jaylen Brown left game with hamstring tightness

>>151396266
>I've never seen a team owning someone this much

Nuggets Lakers is worse than Nuggets Wolves

>>151398365
No player has given modern Lakers fans more PTSD than Murray kek

>>151398365
Lakers broke the streak so that isn't true anymore

>Canadians larping as indians so they can feel part of the epic special online social club that is le 4chan /nba/ general
Lmao, pathetic losers here. None of you even talk about ball.

Some nigga earlier in the summer was tryna tell me Brogdon wasn't gigacooked.

>>151398539
Yeah this general is fucking pathetic

>>151398539
I always talk about ball.

Any /nba/ uncs here? Is the terrible third wolder posting regular preseason shit or has this place actually just fallen off? Canada needs to be nuked

>>151398350
>JB hurt again
They gotta trade him, so the league can give them Dybantsa, his contract is awful too and it frees up so much cap

>>151398583
loser mentality, sigh i may not be able to root for the wolves.

>>151398612
/nba/ gets worse every season. Offseason, regular season, and postseason has no difference now. It's schizos spewing their shitpost gimmicks 24/7.

>>151398681
>It's schizos spewing their shitpost gimmicks 24/7.
That's every board on 4chan at this point

>>151398612
There were always schizos here but at least they were sometimes funny. And people still talked hoop. Now I barepy even come here.

>>151398612
Buddy if you saw what Canada, Phillipines and random miscellaneous third world flags were doing during the playoffs you would understand.

Has anybody tried the plastic bag dribbling trick to get good handles?

>>151398737
Yea coz jeets like yourself are posting here 24 7. God isnt real or else pajeets wouldnt exist

>>151398681
>>151398760
These threads have NEVER contained substantive discussion. It's ALWAYS been 99% shitposting. If you go to 4chan looking for serious discussion, you're a dumbass!

>>151398789
/pol/ leakage is my least favorite schizo gimmick.

My hornies are looking pretty good ngl.

>>151398822
t.shitposting newfag

The retards bitching about shitposts are worse than the shitposters.

>>151398858
Didnt they lose game 3 and currdawg dropped 38

All of this wouldn't have happened in a pistol pete thread btw

>>151398822
There's a difference between expecting serious discussion and the beyond weird /dbs/ tier autism /nba/ breeds.

>>151398822
>jeet immigrant ignores all longstanding culture and tries to push and appropriate his own onto everybody
Where have i seen this before

>>151398681
Availability heuristic bias. Genuine comments often get ignored, while hot takes like "Luka is a bum" get their (You). So all you remember are the hot takes.

>>151399011
Your thinking of muslims, not jeets.

>>151399011
Lol, as if pyschotic whites didn't forcibly impose their culture and genocide half the world?

>>151399011
I just know you're submissive

SPRINGER DINGER

>black players on the hornets freezing out white players on the hornets
gonna be an interesting season

>>151399328
MJ rolling in his grave

>>151398350
Nigga tryna duck Paul George.

>>151399328
Isn't LaMelo white?

Jokic will average 40/15/15 win 75 games, unanonymous mvp and dpoy lead the nba in every statistic, have an on/off of +30 and still lose in game 7 of the second round because some dumbass on his team will shoot 2/24

malaysia called petefag the hard r

We are fucking BACK, Spursbros. The team looks great, Wemby looks great, Mitchie looks like he knows what he's doing. We WILL make the playoffs this year.

>>151399349
Ball Game.

>>151399364
He could've beat the Thunder last year if he played that well

>>151399364
And Jokic can completely shit the bed in a game 7, shoot the ball 9 times the whole game and have 5 turnovers, and BAWBs will STILL blame his teammates.

>>151399387
>victor-wembanyama-gregg-p(...)

>>151399387
they need to sign Bol Bol for the culture

What the fuck happened to him? How did he become so bad?

1 more hour...

Jay Mariotti and Cubes from the top rope! Pablobros we're never going to recover from this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xYerUv2ffY
https://jaymariotti.substack.com/p/any-investigation-of-steve-ballmer

>>151399404
Yeah he was ass in game 7 not gonna lie. They were dominating at first too. Jokix couldve legit 3 peated thinking of it
>>151399466
Got the bag and decided enough is enough

>>151399422
>replying to an obvious joke with seethe

>>151399349
How you gonna feel when my, no Tatum, no Brown, Celties beat the 6ers

this random girl tried throwing it back on me when I was at the mall and I awkwardly dodged here and sped walked away.

>>151399523
are you another one of those BAWBs who tries to live through jokic? the last two people who did that are perma banned, wouldn't go down that path lil bro.

>>151399119
>genocide half the world?

>>151399547
very common to happen in parties

>>151399510
>Pablo Torre
>looks Korean

>>151395822
Blacks get worshipped
Browns get the short end of the stick

>>151397150
Most things are more nuanced than the average sports fan gives them credit for

>>151397702
What does the first guy mean. Is she making them horny or something?

>>151399572
Nearly every single off season thread you have either mentioned Bulgaria or tried to compare him to me. I'm not interested in your old homosexual internet feuds you deranged schizo

I started gooning like Zion again the last few days. I need to stop before it's too late

>Best player goes down

>He steps up and drops 30

Why is he the greatest of all time, how does he do it??

Does anyone actually talk about basketball here?

>>151399531
The Celtics will be worse than the Process Sixers.

>>151399766
I load manage until the season starts

>>151399766
Nah 4chan is a refuge for tards that got banned from reddit and twitter

>>151399753
Pritch is even having a bad game.
If a few goes in Celtics are still better than the Raptors even after getting rid of so many guys and Tatum and Brown being down. And Hauser isn't even playing.

That's the first time I've seen a referee actually fucking challenge their own call lmao

>>151399784
Twitter has been more 4chan than 4chan for years now

>>151399799
then go back

Dickbros…how are we doing

>>151399788
Oh wait, I didn't realize there a was a challenge by the coach,


>>151399786
Its weird to think, White's role is so limited but when everyone is shit he steps up hard, I think White might be more "mamba mentality" than I thought, maybe if he was built around, he'd be bald Curry

>>151399784
>getting banned from xitter
Do bongs really?

>>151399743
im not either of these people.

>>151399807
I'l get right on that Mr. 4chan

>>151399833
the retarded ones that used that normgroid app in the first place, yeah
esta sech

>>151399814
I'm expecting a lot of GROWTH out of DICK this serason.
Hehe...

>>151399867
(You)

>>151399894
Why ya seething?

>>151399905
but enough about you

Toronto need to cut RJ if they want to get good.

Which of the Texas teams’ starting 5s would you rather have now and in 5 years?

>>151396870
>coviently leaving out the nuggets
also the clippers have been considered contenders for the past 5 years
yeah they always choke or break down due to injuries midseason but people still overrate the fuck out of them

>>151399923
What even revved you?

>>151399949
Spurs, Spurs

>>151399949
Houston obviously. Houston vs. Spurs future is an IQ test

>>151400068
Is Wemby’s career going to span 5+ years? I’m going Mavs, Mavs.

>>151400024
turn your monitor on

Tillman Sr tonight for that game winning layup

Will okc still be allowed to hack everyone next playoffs ?

>>151400100
Wemby will win a championship in 5 years. Flagg will be on the Lakers in 5 years.

I'm curious to see how Schroder meshes with Sacramento,

Ill just watch a bit of this, although I think Lob City wins this

>>151400164
They have been in the pre-season so probably, yes.

>>151400211
Who gives a fuck about schroder. Hes not an nba player he always sucks in the nba

Hey how gay are you faggots? Angel Reese just showed off her huge bare ass and there are no posts about it.

If flagg doesn't score at least 15 today he's on bust watch

>>151400277
this isnt a porn board

>>151400277
there is literally infinite porn of all shapes and sizes on the internet and she's nothing special. Now talk hoops or fuck off

STOP SHOOTING 3s sabonis you retard lol

>>151400106
The trannycasing doesn't make you less mad btw

>>151400277
>jeets brain is pornrotted
water is wet

>>151399387
Wemby gonna average 31/13/6.

>>151400277
Fight back jeet you're getting cooked

he on the come up bet

>>151400277
I'll check Simpcity

>>151399879
How stupid do u have to be to get banned from there
I have called people worst things there than in blue boards here and I have received max a warning

>>151400330
Is he really gonna be able to stay healthy?
And the bigs they add to help him aew olynyk and Kornet?? Ewww. Spurs front office been mid for years now

>>151400277
fight back jeet

>>151400330
No one cares about the stat sheet until he proves he can carry as a number 1 option. Pretty blocks and inefficient scoring don't move me yet. I hate Chet but he's already proven he can handle finals level defensive anchoring

Incoming 22/7/5 from big Coop. Do us proud white boy!

Does anyone else have AIDS? My grandmother gave them to me.

Clippers looking really good...

Lopez moving better than his prev year with the bucks, and hit back to back 3s maybe roids??? Ballmer can cover that....

Seems like NBA will just overlook the Kawhi trees thing, I expect more teams to do the same

RIP Changjeet
Press S

>>151399766
The one guy who constantly talks about basketba here constantly gets called leafjeet and curry fan or something

>>151400277
they cooking you jeet. how will you respond jeet

Who tf is Jared butler

Chris PAUL for THREE!!!!

>>151400277
post it nigga, dont seek validation from bums tf? share and those who appreciate it will show that.

i need bam's bbc in my pussy

Angel reese

Why is Luka dodging pooper?

Is the lakers vs mavs game delayed?

>>151400741
need her like a bedouin needs water

Remember when the Kings were top 3 in the west?

>>151400277
Angel Reece looks genuinely disgusting

I thought doris was fired?

I don’t think coop is gonna be enough to save the mavs this season

>>151400311
not my fault you fell for the bait

>the most hyped rookie since lebron

what is this retard talking about

Flagg looks so stiff and upright as an athlete.

>>151401261
Next Tatum in the making

>>151401347
Tatum is actually much more fluid.

>>151401137
gaybe hater, where you @? The apology should be as loud as the disrespect was

>Lakers 3rd stringers lead by 13 pts against Mavs with starters
Flagg sisters, what do we do?

Its usually its just whatever and not a big deal but I just have to point out that Davis is hella palming/carrying the ball. Its egregious how bad hes doing it.

fuck you GAYBE

>>151401376
I'm probably thinking of post bulked up Tatum with that weak ass stepback but even then he still looks smooth like 80% of the time especially during his rookie year you got it big bro

Chris Paul is stil great

The Mavs are garbage. I hope they will force Kyrie to come back sooner.

Fuck Chris Paul.

This is the fiba mvp?

>>151401483
Shut the fuck up Chris Paul

AIIEEEE WESTBROOK SAVE US

>Flagg
9 points, 2 ast, 1 reb
Lol. Niggas were comparing this guy to Bron. He's in the Risacher tier. Career 3rd option.

>>151401609
>actual retarded niggers put lavine and derozan together again

REFFIES HELP THEY'RE CATCHING UP

Racist refs letting Gabe mug Flagg we see it

>>151399119
>genocide half the world
if only

Brow would be so good if he didn't forget how to shoot the meme

>BREAKING: LeBron to take a “patient” approach with his injury, expected to return around mid-November, per ESPN
>Jarred Vanderbilt (left quad contusion) won't return to tonight's game, per the Lakers.
Yeah, the Lakers Luka era will start next year. I'm not expecting anything this year.

>>151401755
>lukayton lakuhs

>that gaybe interview
I don't want that nigga leading anyone. He's already infected Marcus Smart

Took the Mavs starters 3Qs to wake up

REFFIES WAIT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET 30 FREE THROWS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knecht's NBA career might be over.

Turns out Lakers bench still sucks. Connect 4 couldn't even connect

>players get better after leaving Lebron
Jordan could neva

My nigga Killian Hayes just got waived by the cavs

>>151402010
>nigga
>Thailand
?

>>151402031
bombaclaat

https://youtu.be/UhKC0TyTq_k
Video for Currgoat understanders (Translation: Curry is a GOAT tier player not just top 10 not just top 5, but GOAT tier, only reason MJ is still the goat is cuz MJ didnt have to play with Lebron in the league like Curry did (so all the hype and stat padding could be centered on him) and honestly, its the same vice versa (Lebron had to play against way tougher finals comp), but lets not get into that)

Basically the Warriors GM didnt believe in Curry and thats why he made retarded moves like getting Wiseman over Ant Edwards (this has been confirmed that the wolves were willing to trade Ant for Wiseman, I don't know why people still dont believe this) or pick up Haliburton, or fuck even Siakam or Caruso for Kumingtard.

This video is a warriors ball understander watching an interview of the stupid warriors GM.

Meal~

This is what we gave up for fucking Kuminga and Moody, we had TWO high draft picks this draft and this is what we got. Oh my god I hate this franchise so much. Its just bad. Its just so bad. So much wasted time. So much wasted potential, Curry was STILL in his prime somehow in his mid 30s and we just WASTED that. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK this franchise was SO lucky. SO fucking lucky to have drafted dray, klay, and curry, and literally all they needed was fucking Harrison Barnes, and Iguadola to win a championship, get rid of the fucking retard Jarret Jack, stealing usage from Curry, and jacking up inefficient middies, and replace that with Iguadola, let Curry develop into realizing his team sucks and he needs to take way more shots more than passing to his offensively inept teammates, and he wins a championship for the first time in like 40 years for a franchise.

Then the franchise is STILL lucky because Curry is getting underpaid and Durant is a free agent, so they nag that, and coast to 3 more championships.

Who let these niggas at the front office really think that THEY were the reason the warriors suddenly started winning? That the fact David Lee went down and the luck resulted in Draymond playing more and iggy getting on the team (while being a vet that any other team would have considered washed and useless at that point, or else the fucking 6th seed warriors) was because of their "genius" decisions?

Its just too sad.

shits hard

>>151402278
delicious
>>151402375
yeah thats not bad man. it took him a while to get used to that nickname. understandably so.

Who's going to be the indiana pacers of this season?

>>151402541
Magic, if they can get their shit together

>>151402541
Magic

>Nuggets vs Thunder in 2 days
General gonna be WW3

>>151402541
The Pacies again

>>151402312
This guy's aged 15 years since the 2022 chip

>>151402710
I wasnt even watching then so I wouldnt even know. I know hes had a kid recently based on one of his recent videos, so that could have "aged" him

Thunder are going to win again

>>151402735
Adam Silver wouldn't do that to us

>>151402752
Look at what he did the Nico Harrison… he’s a psychopath

>>151402639
It's gonna be a nothingburger. Either Shai won't play, or JDub/Chet will continue not playing.

>>151402756
When I was in college doing my psychology/sociology rounds, the top 3 professions for displaying psychopathy in an order I forget were
>Politician
>CEO
>Lawyer
so yes he probably is lol. Malaysian bro could probably give us updated info.

>>151402758
Yes and Nuggets are still trying out how their rotations are going to work. Not even up to the Lebron feel out game tier.

>>151402767
Makes sense

>>151402572
>>151402577
*blocks your path*

Fuck the lakers. Bron should sit out the whole season then sign with brooklyn or sacremento. Fuck the lakers.

>>151396615
>WestGOD spending his final years on the Kings as a tribute to Big O before him
Just trippie dubbie things

Lakers arent even going to make the playoffs. What a piss poor team.

>>151402639
>a single Canadian flag spamming their gimmick is WW3

chat, is this general cooked?

Ayton, doncic, and shart dont even play the preseason games? Are they all injured? Lakers are retarded. And shit.

>>151402838
they started yesterday

>>151402805
>>151402819
My Lakies have been soulless since they drafted D’Lo a decade ago. The whole LeBron era was just two huge entities that conjoined for the benefits of capitalism. It’s all about the merging of the LeBron market with the Lakers market to rake in all the blind Lakers & LeBron worship worldwide.

But the new ownership group doesn’t need that extra capitol, whereas when Jeannie Buss ran the team, I think her goal was to make $$$$. Now that the NBA hooked the Lakers up with Luka the Lakers sold for record money, it’s time to start winning again in the Luka era (post Lebum). I just want more sovl.

nuggetsbros what do you think about the upcoming season? preseason looks alright

>>151402847
LMFAO AND THEY LOST TO THE SUNS WHO DIDNT EVEN PLAY ANY OF THEIR STARTERS??? LMFAOOO

>>151402819
Like Kobe in his later years, Lebron is absolutely hamstringing the team with his contract.

>>151402861
Team looks good. Starters leveled up. They’re going to be exceptional when the new pieces connect. It’ll be a fun season.

>>151402861
desu not really going to pay attention to anything nba until about 20-30 games in

Lakers are tanking for AJ Dybantsa to pair with Luka

>>151402861
They just need to trade cam johnson for michael porter jr and theyll win the championship

Lakeshits lost

>OKC getting first round picks from HOU, PHI, ORL this year.
Who should they trade for with these draft capitals?

>>151402943
Bronny James

>>151402888
Just how old do you think Luka is? He's no spring chicken anymore.

You ever get the feeling you’re just wasting your time with following the NBA or other sports? Just being on tis board makes me think I’m overly invested in an activity that is ultimately just a huge time sink. I wish I was able to better moderate how much time I spend on the NBA. Games are long. Online discussions are meaningless. Ideally I just watch to watch my team’s games and just abandon all the supplemental activities like podcasts and online discussions, but I’m an addict.

>>151403023
Just watch the highlights to stay updated like I do. I'm old enough to stop caring about millionaires play a sport I couldn't make it pro myself.

>>151403023
If it's something you're passionate about, then there's nothing wrong with following sports. You just need to balance it with your life. Like if you're busy with your job and other stuff, then cut out the trivial stuff like podcasts or articles. And you don't have to watch every single regular season game.

>>151403057
>I couldn't make it pro myself.
I'm sorry, Juancho.

>>151403023
Sports and movies used to be the distracting force to keep people invested/busy in things that weren't changing the quality of their lives. Social media is the new equation that is added onto those other things. Long as you remember this, and only briefly dip and out of sports, you will be fine.

That sacremebto westBEAM jersey is going to sell out so fast

>>151403023
If you’ve got something better to do with your time then you should prioritise that over sports. Most non-casual sports fans don’t have anything better to do though. I find it funny when people complain about sports being “a heckin distraction”, as if that isn’t what most people need to cope with their uneventful lives.

Adam Silver and klutch mafia really tried to blacklist WestGOAT from the NBA lel. Right after a bunch of podcasts started exposing him getting blacklisted he immediately got signed.

I’m black and my type is Italian and Jewish women (I’m from Long Island)

>>151403023
I'll take this dump over Reddit anyday

>>151403306
Genuinely insane.

>>151402541
Orlando or Detroit

cant belive they sign westbum over me lmaoo shits crazy

>tfw some random greedy boomer fucks in 2002 prevented my two favorite teams going head to head in the finals
>and also possibly cucked the Nets from winning against the Kangs which likely would've preventing the move to Brooklyn

>>151403416
I'm sorry, omer yurtseven.

>>151395379
I don't like the seltzer water being fruit flavored. That's too close to resembling something healthy.

>>151402943
2033 + 2034 first rounders

>>151403416
Based shane, stay overseas and enjoy basketball

Preseason doesn't matter retards

Evan Mobley is the most overrated player in the league

when is lebron playing?

>>151403306
r/Nuggets is based? Not surprising. Even on here niggas are absolutely obsessed with the Nuggies.

>>151404003
That would be Cade Cunningham

Da Bulls

Goo’morneeng nba bros

>>151404577
Good morning.

Based

>>151404627
Kamala lost.

>>151404577
Reppin my team today

why

>this is considered classic
I’m officially unc status

>>151404738
If you were alive when lebron was drafted you’re an unc. #idontmaketherules

>>151404738
Lebron carrying those bums to the finals just to get swept by the Spurs
Now that was real basketball

>>151404646
Based

Meal before haircut. The person next to me is having a very intense conversation on the phone in Israeli.

>>151405016
How do you know it’s Israeli mealanon?

Why is Bronny such a brick

>>151405028
My mom was born and raised in Israel. I speak Israeli fluently. I went to a special Jewish school until middle school.


Im Caribbean/Israeli. I’m very proud of my heritage.

>>151405041
>Israeli
Technically it’s Yiddish but this guy seems to be speaking a dialect of it.


It’s a conversation with his cousin regarding a doctors appointment, a meeting with his mother and sister and the cousins brothers marriage.

mealanon being a half black jew was not on my bingo card.

>>151405086
Someone on sharty admitted to being one as well. He was from DC, I’m from Long Island. Like I said before, I’m proud of my heritage.

>>151405086
I didn't even know he was black

>>151405118
He posted himself in a a finals gamethread. He’s like 6’5 in decent shape so idk how he’s eating garbage everyday.

inb4 nets draft mealanon

>>151405130
He’s young(I assume). Unless you are a couch potato and/or have shit genetics, you can eat whatever before you are 30. I ate like shit in my 20s and had a six pack. After 30 if he doesn’t change his eating habits he’s fucked though.

>couple of days to starting night
>Leviticus, Weapskitz, Inceltic and Bulgaria still not re-signed
/nba/ is really putting out a starting 5 with Mealanon and Blunderskitz this season? Just shut it down dawg

>>151405086
I am also Jewish. I assumed most people here are.

>>151405630
Petefag, Leafjeet, Bawbaussie and Malaysia off the bench. That’s a decent lineup

>>151405630
Gotta be honest I don't miss the inceltic/weapskitz shitpost battles that would consume half of every thread.

>>151405792
Nor do I miss Bulgaria and Lectivius racist nonsense.

>>151405792
>>151405818
This. At least our new schizos are somewhat tame. (Bawbaussie will never be on bulgarias level)

>>151405630
We got betGAWD and the rockets anon

>>151405630
who all are we waiting on to report to training camp? i see Blunder returned recently.

all the paid lebum propagandists were makin fun of beastbrook for taking so long to get signed but nobody can get paid enough to even pretend to notice that ben simmons isn't gettin signed

>Flagg rookie preseason per/36
18.6 points
7.4 rebounds
4.6 assists
2.1 steals
1.2 blocks
2.1 turnovers

>Luka rookie preseason per/36
18.4 points
6.2 rebounds
4.3 assists
1.8 steals
1.5 blocks
4.0 turnovers

>Flagg is one year younger
Flagg clears. Nico won the trade.

Apologize.

>>151406156
>Flagg averaged more assists
>Luka averaged more blocks
Uhhh...

>>151406156
>>151406175
>>151406216
Nico won.

Meal.

gaybe lost

>>151406978
Irrespective of whether it was good for the Mavs, Adam Silver did the right thing by making that trade. The league is much more exciting than it would've been if Flagg was on the Wizards and Luka was on the Mavs and still fat.

If Mealanon is a walmart cashier eating wendys everyday, it must be a pretty stable job

>>151407195
Silver should've sent Flagg to the Bulls. A trio of Flagg/Buzelis/Giddey would be crazy.
Half the Dallas fanbase is boycotting their own team and rooting against Flagg out of spite.

Can't wait to watch starting 5 season 2 tonight. Hopefully it's up on the usual sites.

>Lebron out until at least mid november

Bruh just retire its all good

>>151407377
shit gonna be kino

My car insurance expires and I'm just going to drive without it. I don't care. Never been pulled over. There's no point. Sick of these Jews robbing me blind for nothing.

>>151407376
>when mealanon orders all of the baconator fries before you

>>151407451
Well you're an indian so even if you get pulled over, you're not going to get fined or anytihng

>>151407301
I don't think Giddey or even Buzelis will be that good desu, I think Mavs is a better destination basketball-wise. As for the fans, they'll forget about it if Flagg is good, if he's not good then it doesn't matter if they root against him anyway

>>151407475
kek

>Ivey out 4 weeks

Pissisters...

>>151406156
How many times must fluka be exposed and everyone chooses to ignore it? Flagg will have record level usage rates and will expose him even more

>>151403428
Don't kids yourself. The Kangz would've heemed them too.

>>151407556
What for? fuck sake

>>151407538
No cops here are racist af.

>>151407631
Knee

>>151407556
He's another one of those inefficient one-way guards who can't pass. Pistons will do well to not extend him in the offseason

>AJ Green signs $45M contract extension.
NBA money is fucking ridiculous.

>>151407679
Gonna teach my son to become at least 6'5 and make him play basketball

Westbrook is gonna lead the Kings to the playoffs and then get swept in the first round while shooting 3-23

>>151407679
The things I would do with 45M, mane...

Ban the Clippers

>>151405530
dam, he's almost minimum and always seems serviceable off the bench.

>>151406986
do you have trouble shitting?

>>151405684
>Jeet larping as jew
Why do you people do this so much?

>>151408272
Why are you so jeetbrained anon? You got jeets on the brain 24/7? We don't think about you at all. Seek help.

>>151407679
I always thought he's black judging by his name alone

This general is so dead

I forgot the heat existed

>>151408534
Tatum is out so we lost 60% of the discussion

>>151408534
Well, you have something to be excite about now.

>>151408545
Kel’el Ware looks elite in preseason at least, pretty embarrassing to have Tyler Herro as the franchise player though

>>151408564
Is this a recent picture? Luka's arm looks so skinny what the hell

>>151408552
Partially true. Heck, I miss him. He's such a soulless bore but watching him try to gaslight people into thinking he's not is hilarious. I think the Blunder stumbling into a chip has also been a mood killer. Nothing to really meme besides pointing out how they're a bunch of cuck sucking Tik Tok addicts. We also lost a lot of funny schizos like Bulgaria and Leviticus. Leafjeet is a corny tryhard and the 'cord is just a bunch of salry Celtics fans spamming about how "totally not mad" they are at us for shitting on Gaytum.

>>151408168
They had a million guards already

>>151408611
It's not. DFS in the back.

>>151408611
Prolly from March while he's on the lakers

>>151408611
Luka was never that fat he just had zero definition

>>151408631
>>151408636
Oh so it's just the angle then. I thought it was from a recent preseason game and that he got really skinny kek

>>151408690
He had a bloated face from drinking and eating shitty American junk food. Everyone looks better when they cut back on the slop. It was mostly water weight.

>paul George expected to miss the season opener
Holy fuck bros this is genuinely shocking

>>151408728
How'd he even get hurt this time?

>At 23, 24, I’m like, 'Man, I don’t want no girl that’s got a kid. Like, you feel me? That’s out.' I’m 35 now. That mindset changed,' Harden said.
Harden is raising another mans child

>>151408779
Doesn't the beard give it away? He's a better man.

>>151408713
>luka hasn't been complacent
I'm not entirely onboard. I've known athletes that peak as sophomores in high school. There's a difference between training and just showing up. He had more engine and zeal before some of the recent seasons. I don't think the playoff depth should be the only metric on his caliber of play or physiology. Luka will have a Harden career curve unless he makes the hard decisions off the court.

>>151409091
I literally said he drank too much and ate like shit. You think I was defending him?

>>151409113
Not really, but idk if decline is entirely diet dependent. He's got a similar to Shaq issue where he gets great numbers even when he's carrying bulk and he's sensitive to criticism.

>>151409223
It's a mix of having a shitty lifestyle off the court and destroying his lower body by playing through serious injuries. His knees and ankle are so fucked up he'll never get to the level of speed and lift he had when he was in his early 20's. I watched him in Dallas and the injuries to his ankles, knees and calf were constant. He never rested enough for that shit to fully heal. He's been chronically injured for years. That finals run really had me worried about him. He was playing through so much shit that it didn't really shock me his body was breaking down next season. Let's just hope he's bounced back.

Feels like just yesterday when Westbrook was winning MVPs and averaging triple dubbies. Now he's the Sacramento Kings 15th man.

>>151409297
Him playing proffessionaly since he was a kid has also taken a toll I imagine.

>>151409341
Probably played less than AAU kids.

>>151409335
Nigga never bothered to learn how to shoot and still wants to play like he's in his 20's. He fucked himself.

>>151409356
Daily reminder: the supposed GOAT GM had two of the greatest weapons on offense ever and lost them both to build around this guy.

>>151409297
What was so shitty about Luka's lifestyle though? Other NBA stars are in strip clubs until morning breaks. Luka just had a couple beers and a burger now and then.

>>151409335
I'm just here to witness WestWukong lighting the beam

>>151409335
Someone explain why the Nuggets didn't extend him for at least a year or two. He was doing decently.

What's the Kia game of the night in the Kia pre season? Who is going to get the most Kias? Who's going to get the most Kias? And how many Kias will the Kia Kia of the evening get? I am betting on Kia in my Fantasy Kia league.

>>151409537
Nigga, he's from my country. I know how my people are when they have money and booze around them. Even the poshest cock sucking wine sniffers from Ljubljana have a drinking problem.

>>151409565
He wanted a bigger role and walked when they said "fuck no, you're riding the end of the bench".

>>151409598
Do you think Zizek parties hard?

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>>151409565
He got more money by signing a new contract and he didn't want to be behind Brown and Picket in the depth chart. Russ just wants to hoop now at the end of his career.

>>151409565
He's all hustle and little court vision. That wasn't a terrible mix with Joker in Denver. That team obviously has been dissatisfied with more than just WestBuddha. Watching Joker, AG, and Braun have to wrestle with every team for 40 minutes isn't a winning formula.

>>151409618
I mean, look at him. You think he slurs and touches his nose because of a lisp? Brother, he's snorting coke and washing that shit down with the most rancid alcoholic beverage a human can cook up.

>>151409616
>>151409652
Kind of shortsighted of him. Nuggets was probably his best chance of finally getting a ring before he retires.

>>151409484
The GOAT GM is Jerry West and he never built around Westbrick

Boyfriend thinks OKC are going to repeat as champions this season

>>151409688
He wouldn't have signed with the Kings if he still cared about getting a ring. It was also obvious that vibes were off in Denver, and AG calling him out in the middle of the playoffs getting leaked to the press was most likely only the tip of the iceberg.

*makes the finals*

>>151409335
he only started averaging heckin trippie dubbies when durant ran away from him in a sad attempt to trick the media to give him an mvp, and it worked which is hilarious but that's just how retardedly pathetic and easily misled the media for this sport is
then instead of saying "i did it" and reverting back to a good player he triple doubled down on it and ruined himself
it worked short term because redditors soied out, but long term he's the reason triple doubles are a joke

>>151409764
*the in-season tournament finals*

hospital celtics

Imma be honest with y'all: I have zero faith in the Lakers. Luka is going to average 35/8/8 and they'll barely crawl their way into the playoffs. I hope they at least give him a pitty MVP after they robbed him of one in 2024.

>>151410055
Nico absolutely fucked him by forcing him to play with that shitty roster

>>151410107
Hopefully they get a team around him before he's ages put so he can at least win one, like Dirk.

>>151408773
Probably sprained his tongue during his podcast or something

No Wilt is crazy

>>151409916
>mfw I forgot Nick Nurse was the 76ers coach so I thought a real nurse said all that

>>151410309
Same, kek.

Meal.

>>151410443
Ayo, this nicca eating raw fish.

>>151410458
>>151410443
it looks canned desu

My Rockets 2nd team is beating the Hawkies

My dude can't make it even with the hornets. His Chinese shoes with 361 are fire tho

>>151410699
One of the most delusional people I've ever heard speak.

>>151410724
Agree

>>151410699
Rockets should grab him

>>151410839
We literally don’t have cap space to pay even vet minimum. People keep saying we should pick people up when we literally can’t.

>>151402312
>Warriors fan realizing his fav team did something retarded that effects the team nowadays

Former OKC fan here, them trading away Senguin is a huge stinger and not drafting Trey Murphy or Quinton Grimes either, what the fuck was the fucker Presti thinking man....

We have Reed dunking twice tonight. It’s already been a successful watch in my eyes.

>>151411042
disabled player exception? I mean raptors can do that too while they have scottie

>>151411042
Vet min is exempted from the cap space, but your roster is fine

>>151407541
>>151407301
Why couldn't they just force a J-Brown trade/Or/And send Flagg to Celtics

I don't think Dallas will develop him right, too many aging players and confusion, Flagg will kinda just be in a Trey Young position and eventually he'll demand out

>>151411241
OR more accurately a Lebron in Cleveland situation in 09-10

>>151411165
>>151411042
>>151410839
Honestly I'm more pissed that FVV fat fuck ass got hurt, crazy to think he was being paid 40 million before he took his cut,

Dude is a literally DJ Khaled with a jumper....

Just goes to show players should be paid nothing, how do you tear your ACL when you have no dunks in the league lmao

Which team is going to blow up the hardest this season?

https://youtu.be/mluOWlA6GGo
I always forget how deep Stephs voice is and that hes also really good at golf

>>151411371
Pistons

>>151411419
>>151411371
Knicks.

>>151411472
Lol. LMAO even.

>>151411371
The KD curse will continue...

RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES

RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES

RAPTORS
BULLIES
LAKIES

OUR RINGZ ARE NEVER EMPTY, BITCH

WE REELY AND UNEQUIVOCALY PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY OUUUCHHHHEEEAAAAAAA

>Dyson Daniels is seeking a 5 year/$150 million dollar contract from the Hawks, using Jalen Suggs contract as the most direct comparison.
Is Dyson Daniels worth 30m a year?

>>151411823
yes

My wolvies are playing against the bulls :)

>Everyone in the pre-season is doing that "bump into defender then shoots ball when driving" thing after the rules change
Retarded bald jew is ruining the nba

>>151410190
Warrgoat...

What the fuck is this guy even talking about?
>Space Jam version of Fly like an eagle is playing in the background

>>151412158
I believe I can fly?

>>151410190
Honestly one of the best starting 5s ive seen from an NBA player. Only worry is that theyve got 4 niggas that cant shoot. Against a modern NBA defense who knows how theyd do, of course shaq will be shaq but all the opposing team needs, is a hakeem and Shaqs overrated 2000s center competetion gets exposed. (Fuck even Ben Wallace was enough let alone Hakeem)

Id probably replace Lebron with Larry Bird for shooting, but maybe Lebrons ball dominance wont hurt the team since almost all these players dont need too many touches to be effective.

>>151410190
For me it's
Curry
Kobe
Lebron
KG
Chet

>>151412184
Nah this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gF2UySGZAU

>>151412199
>4 Niggas that can shoot,

Retard,

Lebron is sus at 3 pointers but he can fucking shoot, and Jordan wasn't a huge 3 point guy but still hit 3s in clutch, and Duncan is known for his middy 2 pointer

>>151411118
Nigga OKC is not and was not even remotely in as dire a situation as the warriors have been all of the 2020s to need to even keep Sengun desu. I have no fucking clue how they cheated their way to Dort, Hartenstein, and Caruso, and even won 68 games (which weve determined are fake in /nba/) without Chet. And unlike the WarrFRAUDS their draft picks like Jdub actually turned into secret sauce.

>>151412315
Duncan's bankshot was honestly mid at best. He was a great defender but he sucked at shooting.

New
>>151412422
>>151412422

>>151412315
>but still hit 3s in clutch
Are you stupid? What kind of league do you think were playing in where "Hit 3s in clutch" is creating any spacing? Ja fucking Morant hit 3s in clutch in the 2021 playin against the warriors, who the fuck cares retard? The NBA arent 1 game series, or 5 minute series. Nigga Jordan sucks at the 3 ball and the only reason he was ever close to "decent" was because they shortened the line because bums like him couldnt shoot.

>and Duncan is known for his middy 2 pointer

Uh. No hes not? Hes known to he capable of shooting it, he wasnt actually very good at doing so, jusf average, we can go check his stats retard, tim was average to below average in all mid ranges (picrel). Besides, shooting the middy efficiently isnt enough spacing, or else Kevin Durant wouldnt have cried about not having enough spacing in OKC when he lost to GSW, because hed be creating the space himself.

The only reason SGA gets away with no spacing is because of how many fouls he baits, and how godly his teams defense is in creating second chances.

Shaq is probably the only player on that list that would translate no matter the era, and maybe Lebron (We also forget how much MJ benefited from an era where Zone defense was illegal defense, if he had to play against Zone defense hed be good but his efficiency would have to go down).

I'd honestly be really curious how Shaq would do in the modern NBA. I mean he played both during illegal defense and zone defense, and he ironically struggled more in the former (but also had to go up against guys like Hakeem, David Robinson, and Patrick Ewing, Godlike rim protectors. Timmy was a good rim protector, but if I had to guess his spurs teams lost enough to the lakers because there wasnt enough offense to counteract Kobes value.)

>>151395344 (OP)
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