Thread 151396472

>Aftermath of the trade season
>How will Merrett and his manager cope
>Dzhilong seething without a ruck again
>Pies have THE key forward of the generation
>Weak draft year (so they say)

And women's footo tomorrow night

>aflw
womens sports are not a sport

Good morning alf

ELLA ROBERTS

oy vey

gay as fuck

leek aller called up the mercedes dealership crying, had to cancel his G wagon order with the brabus kit and pair of gold plated machetes in the boot
thanks shit killedher, you broke a man's heart and dreams

Why are Geelong and Hawthorn supporters such fucking entitled sooks?

>>151396660
damn first he had to throw away his machete collection in anticipation of moving to victoria now this, poor fucker

>>151396770
You can do this with literally every team, dickhead

>>151396717
>>151396660
Lmao lil white boys scared of the BBC coming to fuck your women?

Ariarne Titmus has retired from swimming.

>>151396793
little catsperg upset
you could do this with every team but most would be a name or two at most. dons just have llordo and hirdy now that slobbo is gone, port just has kane-o, adelaide has roo and sloane, bane just has browny. are there any richmond fans even in the media?
hawkroaches, shats, and the aints have a list a mile long however

It's really not fair that somebody like Merrett who is 30 and has played his entire career in a shitty losing team doesn't get to spend the twilight of his career finally winning some games at a better club. They should think of his mental health

lol I thought this was meant to be a massive trade week, turns out it's mostly a bunch of nobodies and has beens (again)

>>151396916
>hawks
>better club

>>151396910
>sloane
he's basically a saints man desu, only follows adelaide because he played there

>>151396857
molly must of got to her

>>151396916
yeah fuckin brutal by the bummers not letting him go, like a kid not letting other kids play with a toy they dont even like. They've had bad luck since James turd got his boys addicted to the pick, looking forward to them suffering for being dog cunts

>>151396916
its a competition
hawtorn fired the first shot
suck a bag of dicks
you have to pay the piper to play the pipes

>poolong didnt get marshall
>poothorn didnt get merrett
>radelaide didnt get ah chee
KEK

>reeeeeeeee why didnt we get a contracted captain reeeeeeee its not fair reeeeeeeeeeeee

hawkroaches are just embarrassing at this point

>>151396996
Crows are still getting Ah Chee but for free

>Carltank scalping 1st/2nd round picks AGAIN
>PieCHADS foresaw this was a shit draft year so they didn't get involved with all the kerfuffle
Too based and too old

FLEECEDbane

>Nine putting up full eps of Footy Classified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_oikSNxFL4

>>151397022
iggs finna have the final say on that lmao

Girls wearing tight leggings on a hot, humid day

>>151397037
did you hear leppitsch speak after the trade period? he mentioned an upcoming 'transition' period? wtf does that mean piesperg? is a rebuild coming?

>>151397108
See here's the thing - we're always looking to be a better version of ourselves. We're not stuck in the past, we want to make the most of our current group and make leaders out of 'em. We're adopting a 'growth' mindset to set our club up for success, and we're not looking to slam the door down on the boys. Let's leave it at that mate hey.

>>151396910
>are there any richmond fans even in the media?
Mick Molloy, Jack Riewoldt, Matthew Richardson

>>151397209
caro is a richmond shill

>>151397209
waleed aly too btw
are there any norf fans in the media?

>>151397234
James Brayshaw......and....uhhh........

>>151397255
ricky ponting apparently

Please pray for protection and strength to the gf and dog of James Sicily for they will have to be around him when that madman has no purpose

>>151397209
fair enough

>>151397234
kingy, apparently damo barrett but norf cry about how much he shits on them. such a pathetic loser club

>>151397255
ynr Simmo commentates

Dosn vs pies prelim 2026

fuck geelong
fuck hawthorn

revolution NOW

>>151397255
damian barrett

i hate the hawks, especially sicily the spud and mitchell the cuck, but i've grown quite fond of little ginni the shit stirrer

Are you blokes more excited for the draft or the ashes?

the ashes of the hawthorn football club

>>151397758
never happening sunshine

>>151396641
jiath is the perfect example of overrated because he's black

>>151397758
*meant fevolution

>>151396472 (OP)
Canberra Blues
Darwin Bombers
Joondalup Tigers
Norwood Roos

(((player agents)))

>>151396641
he really has a type, doesn't he?

>>151399036
its the hawthorn ethos

>>151397887
word is it's him who likes his shit stirred iykwim

>>151398287
neither. this.

>>151399093
jb hi fi employee christmas party
cringe

rulespoof was in a mood last night

>doesn't want access to easy horny milf puss
cut down on your cock smoking la, its bad for you and makes you say weird things.

Noooo its NOT fair I have to get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars playing for THAT club, I refuse to continue playing for THIS club even though I may or may not have signed a contract, think of muh mental health, I need to win more games / get paid more / have a longer contract otherwise I will be sad ): Other clubs better not dare to pick me up in the PSD or I might kill myself I MUST go to XYZ club, I WILL end up there no matter what do you understand??!

>>151399340
based mentally weak afl player sook bitch

lg zinger meal in the disabled toilet looms
cant wait for criggy to start

>>151399340
>no matter what
odds on him self immolating out the front?

>>151399093
>no melbourne or adelaide
>but going to bendigo
Fucking spastics i would've went to this

Matt "the bull" Rosa
Sam "the cuck" Mitchell

>>151399093
>>151399538
Victoria's premier is from the seat of Bendigo
Coincidence?

>>151399388
>not watching Sheffield Shield
Casual fuckhead, Will keep an eye out for you in /cric/ this summer, you’ve been warned cunt

>>151399763
cringe

KWAB

>>151399938
Cunt

>>151400307
sorry sam we need that qld stadium

i'm extremely racist

poothorn
poolong
poolton
kwab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfOsvGX7QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzjh-rR-qOo

Good trade season

>>151397079
Port said they'll do their due diligence on him too and they have a pick before the Cows.

>>151400870
what am i looking at here

>At the end of the day, the Hawks had a couple of swings and missed them all. In actual fact, Hawthorn was the only club throughout the competition not to add a player via trade or free agency this year.

jej what a clusterfuck

>>151400941
1 for 6 + 9
2 + 13 for 4 + 8
Reid + 34 for 3 + 7

>>151401161
wat

>>151400870
put down the pipe

>>151400870
Did you programme/compile (what looks like) this algorithm? Because well done if you did

found my new lotto numbers.

Why are Crows customers so dumb?

got a feeling about this guy.

>>151401506
u mad tarpboi?

thinking it's time I move to norwood

>>151401581
based chris judd in 2006

>>151401425
No
https://www.draftguru.com.au/pick-value-calculator

>>151401721
so you're here for the aflw, or because you shrimply have nowhere else to go?

i'm here to talk about footy

hawthorn peaked this year
down hill from here on out

>>151401742
OFF TOPIC
50 METRES

any lawn fans in

>>151401892
Used to have to make do with lawn bowls on weekend ABC, so maybe.

honestly amazed matt clarke didn't completely nuke the iggs during trade week

>>151401994
Haha!, well memed my friend. I'm very familiar with that referene ;)

Keep being you... and I'm outta here! Enjoy the rest of the thread everyone!

>>151401892
lawns are nice
yawns are nicer
gawn fags tho?

>OD cocaine
Can you really overdose on nosebeers?

>>151402033
sure. though in my experience, nose clogs up enough before you can snort the amount needed. banging it it could happen, or if you had a hear t problem.

who's to say it went up his nose?

>>151402033
of course you can

Tom Liberatore loves a nose beer or twenty. Cunts a bonafide junkie

gws has now become the team of rejects

>>151402449
Jesse Hogan was a reject once. Worked out pretty well. I don't think Oliver will have that sort of impact, and I'm not even confident he'll be good ever again, but on paper he's strengthened their list and Melbourne will be paying a chunk of salary so worth the free hit.

>>151402449
thats basically the plotline to dozens if not hundreds of movies. and guess how all those movies end?

zach merrett is officially a bomber

If you were Merrett or Marshall do you think you would approach the upcoming season with less professionalism than you would've?

>>151402573
it's an interesting discussion

the agent of chaos

>>151402377
>Tom Liberatore
where can i read his poetry?

I still can't believe Bombers didn't take that offer. Two more years of 30 year old Merrett vs 3 first rounders and a fringe mid. Which one is going to help Essendon more long term? Wouldn't surprise me if Merrett ends up spending all of next year with niggling injury issues that seemingly won't go away and barely plays.

>>151402573
Yes. It's hard to care as much when you feel slighted by your employer

>Contracts are contracts, clubs need to hold players to their contracts!
Wonder if these people complained about JUH holding the Bulldogs to his contract?

>>151402720
they have already identified who they want in the draft and planned around it. you're retarded if you let you seethe stop you from logically processing it

>>151402720
both bombers and saints are going to make finals and be contending for the next 4 years

Andrew Welsh

S T R O N G
T
R
O
N
G

dosn finna collect all duursmas like infinity stones fr dap up if this sh resonates w u

>>151402763
I don't support either team. From the outside looking in the offer was overs and Essendon need as many picks as they can get before Tassie comes in.

ne1 wan2 cybersex?

>>151402778
I don't see it with the Bombers. Who is the Bombers number one ruckman now? What's their starting midfield set up look like?

Saints certainly might play finals but Marshall's role will look a lot different. Surely number 2 and a lot more time forward now? You don't pay a guy $1.7 million a year to be your second ruck.

>>151402799
No. Just post webms of sexy women (real women) taking it up the pussy or ass if you must.

>>151402796
they can also get already built players around the same age as their team via trades to rebuild. not everything in a rebuild revolves around picking up kids and getting lucky

>>151402804
The bombers have merret bozo, he's their number 1 mid.

>>151402822
ah fug lel

>>151402815
Every successful rebuild combines both but they virtually always build a solid foundation of youth before trading. I don't think Essendon has that foundation yet.

I want my ass spanked by abbie chatfield

>>151402830
That's not what I asked. I asked who their number one ruck is and what their starting midfield set up look like. Obviously Merrett is still there, who joins him and who's the ruckman?

>>151402836
She is going to be so fucked when she walls which will probably not be far off.

>>151402835
i disagree, only the backline really lacks youth experience but reid keeps getting injured his streak this year in the back was excellent for a bloke who hasn't played a season game in however many years. roberts also came second in our bnf and it's his fucking second year.

>Ross Lyon now the full time football boss at St. Kilda
The fallout in 5 years time will be something truly special.

ZacH merrett KWABOTY

just thought of a funny meme brb

>>151396472 (OP)
>And women's footo tomorrow night

Nobody watches that shit.

actually i look at womens foot a lot

>>151402851
>roberts also came second in our bnf and it's his fucking second year.
I think that says a lot more about the state of the list than Roberts' quality. Who from the current list will make up the core of your next flag team?

She's an unbelievably ugly person inside. Imagine how awful things will get for her when her looks match her personality? Ugh

hello yes i am zach merrett and i will play for hawthorn

essendon traded their future away to stand their ground for a rousing 12th-18th finish next year

>>151402429
i hate nick daicos as much as the next bloke
but if you are the mousepad guy as well i think you legitimately might have daicos derangement syndrome

>>151402591
>that lower middle button

>Leek initially had a 3 X $300k deal on the table from the Giants, and then after we said no thanks they revised their offer to 2 X $200k
KWAB

>>151402867
youre probably right and this was fun as fuck to do

>>151402893
kek

>>151402897
**nik cox is ded vege so i forgot he couldnt get a rez anymore

>>151402836
she honestly should be shot. the damage she is doing to our young women's minds is incalculable

yoo ho ho got a bottle of rum
gonna drink itttt unitl im dumb
yo ho ho then imma finger my bum

>>151402895
>Gone from expecting to be paid $3 million across four years to earning slightly above AFL rookie base salary over 2 years within a matter of days
Jesus Christ, imagine how depressed that cunt must be feeling. Him roping or rocking up armed to Moorabbin would not be unexpected at this point.

>>151402841
Richmond won a premiership rucking with a midfielder I'm sure bombers can do the same if it comes to that and the bombers have tsatsa, parish, caldwell, shiel that can all go through the middle of the ground. We are all getting sick of your middle of the road bigfooty takes here mate.

>>151402895
so gws think they can fuck their own player because st kilda did?
they should get as much hate as st kilda 2bh

my boyfriends cock is too big for my tight pussy

>>151402917
He was out of contract and had requested a trade away from the club (which publicly got shot down) all while he was away in Europe on holiday so couldn't do any medical checks with other clubs.
Perfect opportunity to lowball him since they need room for Oliver's money.

>>151402926
based abbie chatfield

>>151402916
>tsatsa, parish, shiel
Went too far. If you had been more subtle with those names I might have thought you were serious.

>>151402912
based "gaslighting" and "empowering" sayer

>>151402938
I haven't been serious since the first post you responded too champ.

>>151402928
yeah its a smart business decision
just saying its as heartless at st kilda

Is this -really- who /afl/ is lusting over tonight?

not reading all this nonsense

i replaced my toilet seat today - easy as piss. people go to tafe for that? lmao

where is the big thursday night footy game tonight

>>151402948
Imagine how fucking depraved she is, god I need her to fuck me up good

>>151402946
Nah. Leek tried to leave Giants. He broke loyalty first, so they're free of any guilt.
Saints seduced him and then ghosted after he'd committed to them. An utter dog act.

>>151402948
my abbie doesn't look like that anymore

Her feet are okay, I'd fuck em but they're nothing special

>>151402957
Need to be able to do it without getting other people's shit on you.

why does melbourne have such a problem with stabbings?
starting to think someone is trying to push a narrative

shut up fucking spastics

>>151402897
This is absolutely grim and even worse than I thought.
>Caldwell, Reid, Martin, Caddy, Roberts, Kako, Clarke
They're the guys from the current list you build around for the future. There's another handful of guys that might end up decent but right now are highly speculative or have injury issues. The rest will be too old. Their rebuild has barely started. They have a long way to go. They are probably going to regret turning down that Merrett offer as soon as next year.

>>151402945
Damn, you had me going. I have been officially btfo.

I want a Polynesia gf

>>151402986
>the hsgf (38)

>>151402986
Imagine holding her braids while skullfucking her

all you nerd ass faggots would act like a mouse around abbies alpha boyfriend lol

>>151403006
so true

>>151403006
I'd call him a fag and he'd do nothing.

maximus mango passionfruit flavour is great

>>151403015
imagine sucking one out of abbies flaps

>A sex worker’s racehorse is one scratching away from a shot at Australia’s richest horse race at Randwick on Saturday
hope she gets a shot

I'm eating lads

>>151403021
imagine the post race sex

I've been through hell and back.

>>151403021
>You mad Timmy?

>>151403022
t. armin meiwes iykwim haha

>>151402948
Look at all that hair breakage

if abbie offered to sensually cannibilise you how would you be cooked?

>>151403035
no but steven fray

>>151403041
no but steven delay

>>151403046
not much gets past you mate

>>151403041
kys

>>151402799
asl?

>>151402781
geez Goodes stacked it on

cannay remember the last time i posted 'kys' to someone

>>151402995
you really dont

you guys act like this and then hours later start crying about how no women will have sex with you kek

Do you blokes have sex

Lot of angry Carlton supporters today
Thinking theyre starting to realise they got fleeced

>>151403066
Liam Ryan off season shenanigans.

>>151403072
>>151403073
no but steven lay iykwim haha

>>151403080
Will Ashcroft tho?

the afl isn't ready for punished nick daicos

>>151403084
Now I know why they call him flyin

A lot of people have to die

>>151403084
i dont get it

>>151403091
For what purpose?

the duursma bros vs the daicos bros vs the ashcroft sisters will be the definitive battle of the next generation

>>151403096
There should probably be at least one good Duursma first.

>>151403096
well the ashcrofts are already better than the daicos
so the discussion is ashcroft v duursma
when you chuck in yaz it becomes a matter of quantity v quality

>>151403091
>A lot of people have to die
what are you on about?

>>151403096
Don't see all three duursma's at the iggs desu senpai.

will ashcroft could do nothing for the rest of his career and make the hall of fame
nick daicos has a lot of work to do

>>151403099
killem willem is the best one yet and zane is good

>>151403091
shalom

>>151403142
iview and sbsondemand are still kino.

sorry how many anzac medals does will ashcroft have again?

Finals or bust? The Saints won big in the offseason but can they win games

who eating my pussy

>>151403157
How many Anzac Day games has he played?

>>151403041
>?tracking=DAC-NES-NWS-newscorp_hyperlink-40150&utm_medium=display&utm_source=newscorp&utm_campaign=newscorp_hyperlink

gym was empty today
how good

ayo task slaps

>>151403162
Sir, that's not a pussy.

>>151403175
I understand if you don't get the fuck out of here I'm gonna knock you out, cunt.

guessing this is one of the freshies

i have a hyperpenis

sentencing on the 18th

few tough guys in tonight

The queensland teams dominance will spell the end for the afl

who /pawb/ here

/afl/-approved brothels?

i raw dog hyperlinks iun give a fuck cuh

>gaysio seething we're not using the tracking link
kek

stop speaking blackanese zoomie

might not make it out of prison this time

>>151403203
pattaya

>>151403210
>>151403212
S-S-Samefag

im literly sudo bro

>>151402948
>>151402986
this woman eats arse

>>151403215
applied for a lawyer yet mate

Is anyone here as depressed as Leek Aleer?

I am a dirty boy I have ticks

>>151403219
NOT YOURS
BOOM ROASTED

we need to bring bullying back

we need to bring femdom bullying by abbie back

>>151403221
reckon he'll get over it when the aints don't play finals and gws do

saints have avoided an immediate crisis by not losing wilkie and marshall but they will fuck off when they can after knowing the carlton spuds have been hired to replace them, even if they play finals next year there is an impending list collapse. genuinely a fucking retarded worthless team, they continually get lucky with a random riewoldt, lockett, or NWM and squander their careers in a shit side that barely plays finals

>>>/tv/215273295

>micksperg links to another thread so we all see his milquetoast post
>makes a spelling mistake

>>151403229
trip on trevor moore iykwim haha
iydkwim haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xYKW2IWdcY iykwim haha
notice how there's no NSA bullshit on the URL iykwim haha

>151403249
reckon i've mentioned two hands, blue murder and some other shit beefore champ

kek im roasting mick so hard

>>151403073
yes mate

>>151403249
>post has multiple sentences
Not mickhead

saw the news about the stabbing and the reporter literally said "knoife"
australia is a deeply unserious country

>>151403287
baka my head

>>151403295
wtf why did it say baka i said onions desu

Being australian is so fucking embarrassing

>>151403302
Go back

>>151403308
Whither?

>>151403311
to uni you faggot homosex

>le word no one uses
You're the fucking embarrassment

What are some good microwaved meals?

>>151403320
abbies sweaty gym socks

>>151403320
last night's dishwasher roast

>>151403320
baked potatoes
broccoli

>>151403320
leftovers
rice
that is all

depression is such a meme

Not in the mood to disprove that

>>151403343
For foids maybe a thing, in men I think it’s more learned helplessness

sadsacks on the ropes

>>151403236
In the last few days he lost around two and a half million dollars. I'm not sure finals alone will help him get over that.

>>151403355
>foids
>>>/r9k/ you disgusting incel

>>151403320
Reheating the leftovers from the meal you made from scratch the previous night.

yanks microwave water for tea and coffee

https://archive.is/MWVVG
yep dosnkino time

>>151403409
they really are disgusting lot aren't they

>>151403423
>dyeboe!!!
well, there goes my all my credibility

merrett wog agent mad he got out played in the media

>>151403287
>duuude you need to start going on dates, put yourself out there, experience life bro
>the date:

>>151403302
why?

>>151403418
>Rival clubs were feeling the Essendon captain was gettable and in response the Bombers hierarchy were forced to sit down with their best player and sell him the club’s vision.
>It happened in 2024 and it had happened again
And it will happen again next year too.

I'm not a fan of all this player trading nonsense. It feels all too dehumanising and daresay American in spirit.

Sunset

>>151403298
baka desu senpai

>she keeps fucking dickheads and then posting sad/angry quotes on insta
this fucking girl she would be so happy with me

winning

>>151403463
ah going the collingwood drafting strategy of having no first rounders for three years
oh wait except collingwood dont have an academy hahahahaha

>>151403466
You'd be positively miserable with her. You've just put her on a pedestal and aren't seeing her for the person she actually is.

>>151403463
and the cunts have 2 of the top 5, maybe top 3, talents in this years draft.

suns actually lost some serious depth this year

>>151403480
yep pootraca is cooked

>>151403466
>nice guy simp
ick

>>151403470
got nothing for ah chee should be an A-

itll be an all queensland grand final next year
the afls wet dream
rigatoni with extra rigg

>>151403484
ah chee is staying

>>151403492
r/ing a bogdanoff shoop of bucks's face

>we play hard ball here at bane so our premiership rivals are weakened no we'll walk him to the PSD so you wont get him
oh wait he's going to demand 1 million a year for the first two years of his contract and nobody besides Adelaide will willing to pay that so every club will pass on him in the PSD

>>151403492
imagine been a coach and getting mogged by your assistant

>>151403492
>AAAIIIIEEEEE I LOST THE EASIEST FINALS RUN IN RECENT HISTORY SAVE ME BUCK-SAMAAAAA

russian revolution looms

>>151403497
>fuck our cap and list strategy to own brisbane!
ok... blud

The media celebrating buck's demotion after being snubbed by Melbourne. He's not getting the tassie job either.

>>151403513
clarko's getting it

>le fuck your f2 and f3
we totally don't need points to match academy bids

>>151403518
the seething about academy bids made these pick s useless next year

>>151403484
Not really. Would've got nothing either way. The Crows offer wasn't worth anything. They clearly intended to send him to the PSD because they weren't open to any of the mutually beneficial offers proposed.
He'll probably get to the Crows but hopefully the Iggs or Port take him. Would be hilarious.

>>151403518

>use terms like f2 and f3 to make the deal sound better
call it for what it is, pick ~35 and ~55+ and thats before academy picks push it everything back

>use pick 28 for alex poo bullen
>ummmmmm pick 35 should be good for a 2 time premiership player who was almost the best player of the finals series in 2024

Got these peelong bigboomer spastics seething

>>151403497
Does Adelaide have 5.5% of its annual salary cap open for one player? I'm sure shifting contracts around so they can squeeze that in won't fuck with their cap management at all.

adelaide look quite dumb for paying a player 1 mil a year but valuing him at pick 40 lol

>>151403535
wtf what did you say to them

Well Adelaide will be the team with the player they want and Brisbane will have no picks and wont retain the player.

It's really going to deter other teams from poaching players off them lol.

>>151403537
I believe clubs now need to honour the initial contract (no changing terms after getting to the team) so yeah, Adelaide get bent over in that instance.

>>151403535
crisp josh on safari

sorry i cant hear the club with D- trade rating whilst we got draper and allen for free
oh and a top 5 draftee as well
who the fuck is ah chee again?

>>151403540
Just some bants. They can't handle it.

>>151403535
based dogsperg

was this really too much to ask for?
bit rude of the crows causing undue stress on the ah chee family

>>151403323
aplied for a new media licence yet scoops mate

>>151403572
Blocked.

Will Draper ever play again? Allen ended the year with a knee and ankle injury? Like every other year he's played except one. Wew you brought in two injured players. I wish them all the best but the fallacy that Brisbane have the best medical team is retarded when Coleman, McCarthy and Hipwood all did acl's.

bro the straight sets exit was almost a month ago
take it out on someone else im done

Kek he's quit fighting me now after that last knock out blow.

That play who has been a loyal servant for us who we're forcing out and not giving a new contract and wants to move back to his family? Yeah, he's a first round pick or gtfo, thanks.

pawg at the gym

Women's bodies are more attractive when they've hit the gym and look like men.

fuck off gymcunt you sexpest

aDelaiDe crows iykwim ahha

>>151403600
True but only for 25+ year olds

>>151403591
what would it smell like

>>151403602
a'chyoo is not worth a pick 16

>>151403602
>D
Does that turn into an A+ when they get him in the PSD? Saving #16 is pretty good.

>>151403608
no one is saying he is
that pick 16 will be pick 23 btw

the only gym girls who look like men are running mass amounts of steroids

>>151403602
>:D
does that mean they're happy?

crowies shaking at the thought of port cucking them LMAO

>>151403615
>that pick 16 will be pick 23 btw
why's that?

Was really ahead of its time desu.

a month is a long time in footy
ah chee might decide to want to be a 3 time premiership player

>>151403622
Would've been a pick swap. But it literally will be pick 23 with all the academy pick matching, etc.

Clarke looks like a genius now by being able to deal with Brisbane and come out with a fair deal. His redemption ark is almost complete if he does well in the draft he'll go from list terrorist to list genius.

>>151403608
The Lions weren't asking for pick 16 straight up.

bane delisted dev so west coast can get him as a delisted free agent and save their pick 1 psd pick for ah chee btw

Do cats actually use cat trees?

>>151403605
I have no idea because I've never had sex

>>151403627
are you seriously trying to devalue a pick because of your own draft rort?

>>151403643
what would be the penalty if i went up and sniffed it

>>151403629
Brisbane have been fair traders historically. It's Crows that aren't. If they do take Ah Chee in the PSD it will be the second player they've done this with in 6 years and they were threatening to pull the same thing against the Swans with Dawson.

>>151403647
Posted on tiktok under the gym creep label.

>>151403647
he who dares wins my son

>>151403649
>Brisbane have been fair traders historically
They haven't been this year. This year they've been utter campaigners.
Just look at how they bent West Coast over.

>>151403639
They do at the start in my experience but eventually they just become a second spot to sleep. If they get sick of sleeping on it too it just takes up space.

>>151403654
>i've got fifty bucks here for anybody who is daring enough to sniff that girls arse

>>151403658
They tried too but we finessed ourselves out of it through the genius of Clarke.

>>151403658
>bent West Coast over
That didn't happen at all. The Iggs and Lions posters like to give each other shit but there was no winner in that trade. Brisbane, West Coast and Freo all came out of that trade happy. It's as fair a deal as you'll find.

>>151403666
never watched this show but somehow remember that the woman had a great set of tits

2x premiership players dont come cheap and i wont apologise for it

Next year you ask? Yes. The Year of the Igg.

>>151403674
there are shit players on good teams which makes it irrelevant that they're "preemiership players"

>>151403669
>Brisbane get your free agent for free
>You pay a first rounder for their free agent
>Fair

Why aren't you playing our premiership tax?

>>151403671
I wouldn't rave over her tits but I liked Tania.

>>151403690
must've just been the perkiness in tight tshirts

crazy how every woman has a price

>>151403679
They got to bring in a free agent while keeping pick 2 compensation pick and getting their pick 16 upgraded to 12. I'm pretty sure if you ask their supporters they'll be happy.

>>151403666
>>151403671
>$50 for whoever can eat 10 weetbix (with milk) in 60 seconds
>Bunch of people fail
>Guy asks if he can use chocolate milk instead (yes)
>He demolishes it
Don't think it would work today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPlBAIyV6WI
>Barely any fat people in the crowd

>>151403703
>Don't think it would work today.
yeah now days it would be hard to run into someone who speaks english

>>151403702
Nah I'm not happy how Brisbane behaved because Trading and Free Agency under AFL rules are supposed to be two separate entities. So failing to lodge Free Agent papers at the start of the Free Agent period for Allen and holding that ransom forcing the Eagles to have to do trade for Starcevich under duress was actually breaking the rules under the AFL and was a dick move. It's just the AFL is corrupt and chooses what rules to police and what rules not too.

We stayed classy about it though.

>>151403719
it was west coast rorting the compensation system when you think about it

>>151403719
Have you posted this before? Getting big deja vu.

>>151403719
Would you have preferred the Eagles to just take Starcevich as a free agent and dilute that pick 2?

>>151403733
No I'd prefer Free agency period to happen before the trade period and not overlap with it.

So Free agency comes first and all those deals get done separately to the trade period. Then the trade period starts and those deals get done.

That seems like a fairer way of doing business but like I said the AFL is corrupt and some corrupt clubs like Brisbane take advantage of that.

>>151403719
>So failing to lodge Free Agent papers at the start of the Free Agent period for Allen and holding that ransom forcing the Eagles to have to do trade for Starcevich under duress was actually breaking the rules under the AFL
Are you pretending to be retarded? The free agency period closes after the trade period starts for a reason, to give teams flexibility which both those teams rorted.

>>151403726
We had no say over what compensation we get for Free Agency deals that's entirely up to the AFL if you have a problem with it speak to Dillo not us.

>>151403746
That means your pick 2 would've been diluted. You would have had no choice but to take Starcevich as a free agent and that would have reduced your compensation.

>>151403746
why did the eagles not lodge paperwork for Starcevich?

>>151403747
No the rule is those deals are to be treated separately the fact that the Free Agency period and the Trade period overlaps doesn't change this.

You need to educate yourself on the rules.

>>151403750
no your club manipulated the system by trading for a player you could have picked up for free

These bane supporters don't know the difference between a trade request and a free agent. See >>151403756
>You need to educate yourself on the rules.

>>151403756
Nigga, the rules were followed. Stop trolling for attention, you sad cunt.

Look at them just by merely asking them to abide the rules they get upset and start lashing out. Sorry if I'm not a corrupt person like you.

what happened to the fleecing meme iggsfaggots kek

>>151403767
this but brisbane

Are iggs the only lawful good club left?

>>151403769
He's now going with Brisbane fleeced Iggs by breaking the rules despite all rules being followed and his team literally benefitting. I think he just likes the attention.

not even mad, props to eagles for rorting the system

harris andrews doesn't need starce, he is a one man defensive line
iggs got fleeced kek

151403786
Nice try.

got him so mad he cant quote properly

You're floundering mate.

There will be no (You)s for you while you're acting like this.

how dare he

>Iggs ask to be able to bring in a free agent without diluting their compensation for one of their players leaving
>AFL says no, gives them bonus pick #19 instead
>Idea being they trade #19 for Starcevich (free compensation for Brisbane who would otherwise get nothing since they're bringing in free agents themselves)
>Brisbane rejects #19 and wants more
>Refuses to do the Oscar Allen free trade until Eagles give more
>Iggs bend over
Not only did the AFL set up a charity pick #19 for Brisbane, they managed to get an even higher pick because the Iggs are utter spastics at the trading table. Fremantle in the 1990s were better at it.

oh yeah forgot the afl enabled the eagles to rort the compensation system by giving them pick 19 out of thin air
fucking joke

Just stop.

Not reading all that.

It's funny how people only got upset about priority picks when the iggs finally asked for one after being the competition for 39 years. Meanwhile basically every other club has asked for a priority pick in that time before the iggs did but now it's a problem.

>>151403829
Did anyone even care that they asked for one? Outside some Vic media talking heads but they bitch about everything.

It's funny how people only got upset about father sons when bane finally got two after being the competition for 39 years. Meanwhile basically every other club has had multiple father sons in that time before bane did but now it's a problem.

>>151403829
You have to be a really shit club to ask for a priority pick desu. Thought the Eagles had more pride than that.

banesperg losing it

>>151403845
Are you saying every vic club that asked for a priority pick is shit?

>>151402810
Like this?

>>151403840
The iggs didn't

>Iggs poster is false flagging against his own club for (You)s
Sad.

Top 5 ladder climbs 2015-2025
>Adelaide 2025 (15th to 1st)
>Brisbane 2019 (15th to 2nd)
>Collingwood 2022 (17th to 4th)
>Essendon 2017 (18th to 7th)
>Richmond 2017 (13th to 3rd)

Top 5 ladder falls 2015-2025
>Freo 2016 (1st to 16th)
>Melbourne 2019 (5th to 17th)
>Adelaide 2018 (1st to 12th)
>Port 2025 (2nd to 13th)
>Geelong 2023 (1st to 12th)

>>151403852
Yes.

>>151403860
ben cousins was a f/s champ

>>151403866
bit in this. not sure what but there is

>>151403866
>Freo 2016 (1st to 16th)

>>151403875
We aren't talking about a Richmond player for Gelong bozo.

>>151403884
>for
from*

Ben Cousins isn't a father son selection you idiot.

>>151403906
Yeah so he wasn't a father son. He just decided to play for the iggs which was a good decision.

>>151403906
silence from the iggsfags

>>151403906
Going to Geelong would've saved him a lot of heartbreak off-field.

It's funny how some small club on the bottom of the ladder can cause so much seethe from all these rival big clubs. Got cunts literally scrawling through wikipedia articles of past players to try and win arguments lol.

>to try and win
No try. They won.

>>151403933
>Best player in your club's history is a well known father/son pick
>I-i-i was just pretending to be retarded

Geelong has never benefitted from father son picks. Now that's a real football club.

>Father–Son Eligibility:
He was eligible under the father–son rule (his father Bryan Cousins played 240 games for Perth in the WAFL), but West Coast did not have access to the father–son rule at the time because Bryan had not played for the Eagles.

>>151403956
>The AFL’s father–son rule only applies if the father played a minimum number of games (usually 100) for the same AFL club.
>Bryan Cousins was a WAFL legend but never played for West Coast, which was founded in 1986.
>As a result, Ben entered the pre-season draft, where West Coast selected him with pick 1.

>>151403956
>>151403961
OH NONONONO SILENCE FROM IGNORANT BRISBANE FANS....

Now he's just posting outright fabrications. This is utterly pathetic.
>When the VFL/AFL draft was established and residential zoning was abolished, the rule initially allowed the son to be recruited by his father's club, bypassing the draft entirely. West Coast's Ben Cousins, for example, was recruited in this manner, without the Eagles parting with any draft picks.
Just stop it.

>>151403961
>Ben entered the pre-season draft
Why was he in the preseason draft?

>>151403972
So Ben was going to play for Perth FC?

oh nononono iggsissies...

In university they don't accept wikipedia articles as a relevant source. You wouldn't know that because you've never been to university. Like I said. Ignorant.

>>151403977
>In addition to the standard eligibility rules, the South Australian and Western Australian clubs have a modified rule in place with eligibility to be determined by a certain number of games played for specific sides in SANFL or WAFL, if those games were played prior to the club entering the AFL.[6][11] Specifically:
>The West Coast Eagles could select any player whose father had made 150 WAFL appearances prior to 1987 for Claremont, East Perth, West Perth or Subiaco.

>>151403988
I have a masters. I might go back and earn a PhD in wrecking faggots online. You can be the subject of my thesis.

>>151403992
>for Claremont, East Perth, West Perth or Subiaco.

Perth isn't one of these clubs

see
>>151403956
(his father Bryan Cousins played 240 games for Perth in the WAFL)

are you faggots this retarded or are you really trying to gaslight everyone this hard?

Like I said Ben wasn't a Father Son selection your own research has now proved that.

Also all that shit I said about Brisbane breaking AFL rules is correct as well. It's just bane supporters are cazzies and don't actually know the rules. Stay corrupt bitches whilst my iggs stay pure.

>>151404005
>East Perth and West Perth aren't part of Perth

>>151404028
Not if I had my way.

This Iggs faggot's autism and ability to be wrong about everything is making me genuinely start to dislike the Eagles.

>>151404036
Believing a shoddy wikipedia article written by a pozztorian.

>>151404036
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>>151404062
are you okay iggsperg?

>falseflagposting
grimmo

Brisbane are corrupt. They are the new Geelong.

>y-you edited it
Literally says he's a father son selection on the first edition of his wikipedia page, from 2004.

>>151404093
Long running bait.

holy fuck i cant keep winning like this

>>151404111
based nick daicos

>>151404111
We know, Fagan.

>>151404111
When you have one more win you'll have the same amount of wins your team had this year.

>>151403579
Brought in injured retards

>>151403626
His third being with iggs next year

>>151403675
So crisp

>>151403698
The highest bidder (socially) whilst not looking like a whore.

>>151404260
>>151404272
>>151404283
three good posts in a row

>>151403764
the humidity has gotten to your head

>>151403773
Crisp

might start collecting antiques

>>151403776
Given only them and freo are the two clubs left that own themselves its self explanatory

>>151403850
literally

>>151403626
I don't think players are willing to risk security. He has two premierships under his belt and wants the security of that five year deal on big bucks. Look at Leek Aleer and how quickly things can change. If Ah Chee signs short term with the Lions with the aims of playing in another flag he risks doing an ACL and suddenly there's no offer from another team. He'll leave and he'll be playing for good money at either the Crows, Power or Eagles with Crows the most likely.

>have a big penis
>gf can't take it. always in pain, asking to slow down or stop, crying and so on
> . . .
>she's always bragging to her friends about how big it is
can girls be pornbrain rotted?

>>151404303
Based child molestation victim

all penises should be the same size it's not fair

>>151405693
Source on that news article?

iggs

>>151405693
Big Al Pacino just had a kid, reckon I'm fine.

You prolly have double chin faggot

>>151405717
>>151405863
t. barren scrotums

>>151406258
that biological clock is ticking you better settle down with a nice man before it's too late, hussy

>>151405693
man's sperms decline in quality with age and woman's eggs decline in quantity with age. this is not breaking news

just means older man must have more and more sex to make a babby than a young colt who can fire once and become a daddy

>>151406678
>woman's eggs decline in quantity with age
And quality.
Women have all their eggs when they're born. You wouldn't buy 40 year old eggs from the supermarket, would you?

I'm falling and I can't turn back.

I am vile. Grotesque. I have a face only a mother could love

Good morning alf

Newey
>>151408311
>>151408311
>>151408311

>>151408316
haha you got me again you joker!
can't believe i keep falling for this
where's the real fresh bread