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Anonymous Finland No.151396803 >>151396835 >>151396837 >>151396869 >>151396874
/hoc/
Happy juice edition
flashback: >>151392037
Anonymous United States No.151396823 >>151396889 >>151400042
Flames! Takagi!
Anonymous United States No.151396825
This is the thread :)
Anonymous Canada No.151396827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQXDRibLI
Anonymous Sweden No.151396835 >>151396866
>>151396803 (OP)
omg great thread pekko!
i love juice!
Anonymous United States No.151396836
the kingsman movies are pretty shite
Anonymous United States No.151396837
>>151396803 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.151396856
Anonymous Canada No.151396866
>>151396835
no sar you are the bloody!
Anonymous United States No.151396869 >>151396882
>>151396803 (OP)
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Anonymous Canada No.151396872 >>151396879 >>151396884 >>151396887 >>151396915 >>151396929 >>151396969 >>151397031
lineup
Anonymous Canada No.151396873
>espn+ commercial breaks are longer than the actual tv timeouts so the longer you watch the further behind live play you are actually are
KWAB
Anonymous Canada No.151396874
>>151396803 (OP)
this is lovely, pekka
Anonymous United States No.151396879
>>151396872
Me on the bottom left
Anonymous United States No.151396880
My penguins ):
Anonymous United States No.151396882 >>151396899 >>151396909 >>151396914
>>151396869
Imagine having to mingle with the general public.. They're so gross and they're Kings fans
Anonymous Canada No.151396884 >>151396896
>>151396872
Now youre just being a tryhard
Anonymous United States No.151396887
>>151396872
Me top left
Anonymous Canada No.151396889
>>151396823
THIS
Anonymous United States No.151396896 >>151396907
>>151396884
This kind of mindset is why Canada is the way it is
Anonymous United States No.151396899
>>151396882
>Imagine having to mingle with the general public
I could never.
Anonymous Canada No.151396907
>>151396896
It's one thing to make shitty flames memes, now this dude thinks he's actually funny
Anonymous United States No.151396909 >>151396923
>>151396882
Is there crossover between Kings and Laker fans?
Anonymous United States No.151396914
>>151396882
I'm really cool so if I made that face it would probably look cool
Anonymous United States No.151396915
>>151396872
The Senator kills the buffalo
The cat eats the squid
Chief Blackhawk politely asks for his land to be returned to him and gets denied
The Mammoth steps on the retard
Anonymous United States No.151396923
>>151396909
Forgot my pic
Anonymous Canada No.151396925 >>151396963
lmao
Anonymous Canada No.151396929 >>151397129
>>151396872
great gimmick
Anonymous United States No.151396944 >>151396957
I’m beyond fed up with all the people who insist on bringing their dogs everywhere. Like in restaurants and stores. It’s really fucking disgusting.
Anonymous United States No.151396952
>he said he's not a dog person
Anonymous Canada No.151396957
>>151396944
Same but only of it's a shit dog
Anonymous United States No.151396962 >>151396973 >>151396998
I’m beyond fed up with all the people who insist on putting their black people all over hockey. Like as analysts and commentators. It’s really fucking disgusting.
Anonymous United States No.151396963 >>151396976
>>151396925
Wasn't it 2-0 at one point? Kek what abunch of bitches couldn't hold a lead
Anonymous Sweden No.151396964
dogs are great and i hate people who hurt dogs especially people who are grifting pieces of shit who'd put an electric collar on their dog
Anonymous United States No.151396968
Is Sennecke for real?
Anonymous Canada No.151396969 >>151397105 >>151397137
>>151396872
>head smashed in Buffalo jump
Here’s some lore for little old me /hoc/
The first time I felt anger toward immigrants/non-whites was there because a group of Chinamen walked into a roped off area of prairie wildflowers to take pictures.
It’s been all up hill since then.
Anonymous United States No.151396973
>>151396962
This
Anonymous Canada No.151396976 >>151397058
>>151396963
You try and hold a lead with a 5’5” (on skates) goaltender
Anonymous Canada No.151396990
>immigrants take pictures next to local weeds
Always makes me kek
Anonymous Finland No.151396998
>>151396962
atleast its not women
Anonymous Sweden No.151396999 >>151397019 >>151397023
Anonymous United States No.151397013 >>151397028 >>151399128
Anonymous Canada No.151397015 >>151397027
am im watching wongs/shitties or snes/sabres?
Anonymous United States No.151397019 >>151397030
>>151396999
What holiday is it in Sweden?
Anonymous Canada No.151397023
>>151396999
rich white people disgust me
Anonymous Canada No.151397027
>>151397015
Im watching sens/sabres for the desperation train wreck.
Anonymous Finland No.151397028 >>151397061
>>151397013
all that crap but never the cup, never happiness
Anonymous Sweden No.151397030 >>151397074
>>151397019
isn't it halloween or something?
Anonymous United States No.151397031 >>151397129
>>151396872
This better be your new gimmick :)
Anonymous Canada No.151397050 >>151397059 >>151397141
i ate a 900g pumpkin pie
Anonymous United States No.151397058 >>151397080 >>151397218
>>151396976
he is so smol
why did they put a midget in net?
Anonymous Canada No.151397059
>>151397050
costco?
Anonymous United States No.151397061 >>151397096
>>151397028
He will never be happy until Chinese scientists can create catboy humanoids in a lab
Anonymous Canada No.151397073
hope you are getting those stevie apology letters ready, /hoc/. some of you retards have been completely and utterly btfo by the yzerplans success.
Anonymous United States No.151397074 >>151397097
>>151397030
Yeah I'm handing out hot chips this year
Anonymous Canada No.151397080 >>151397086
>>151397058
>20 years from now
>mcdavid had it so easy, look how small goalies were back then
Anonymous Canada No.151397086
>>151397080
Cope wolf actually tried that game and got the W
Anonymous Finland No.151397090 >>151397112
just cracked open a 2am beer in anticipation of kitties - wings
Anonymous United States No.151397093
I hope my sabres keep losing for the lolz
Anonymous Canada No.151397096
>>151397061
elon's making catgirls as we speak right now
Anonymous Sweden No.151397097
>>151397074
that sounds great hope ur coming by my house
Anonymous Canada No.151397105
>>151396969
Chinese tourists are pretty hardcore. Something similar happened to me at Takakkaw falls in Yoho
Anonymous United States No.151397109 >>151397119 >>151397125
which game are you guys watching?
Anonymous United States No.151397112 >>151397212
>>151397090
Huomenta Pekka
Anonymous Canada No.151397119 >>151397136
>>151397109
the mariners game
Anonymous United States No.151397125
>>151397109
The one with the red team
Anonymous Canada No.151397129
>>151397031
>>151396929
Thanks frens
Anonymous United States No.151397136
>>151397119
me too but that doesnt start for an hour
im talking about which game are you going to watch right now?
Anonymous United States No.151397137 >>151397166 >>151397191 >>151397199 >>151397265
>>151396969
indians are snatching up all your land, jobs and women but some asian guys taking pictures is what you're mad about?
Anonymous Canada No.151397140
To the cup we
GOOOOoooooooo
Anonymous United States No.151397141
>>151397050
yum
I should buy myself one
Anonymous United States No.151397159
Go Kitties!
Anonymous Canada No.151397166 >>151397178
>>151397137
the house a few doors down has been on sale for 3 years now why arent jets snatching it up?
Anonymous United States No.151397170
fuck it then
im watching the sens game
Anonymous United States No.151397178 >>151397183
>>151397166
because it's a few doors away from you
Anonymous Canada No.151397183
>>151397178
so they arent snatching anything up
Anonymous United States No.151397186 >>151397195 >>151397206 >>151397243
Anonymous Canada No.151397191
>>151397137
This was in like 2003 or so, so no I was not worried about jeets at the time.
Also if a jeet ever took a girl from my I’d turn gay, like u
Anonymous United States No.151397195 >>151397201 >>151397231
>>151397186
Did you take that today?
Anonymous United States No.151397199
>>151397137
>indians are snatching up all your land, jobs and women
land? no
jobs? yes
women? lol indiands dont have sex appeal
Anonymous United States No.151397201 >>151397210
>>151397195
Yeah
Anonymous Canada No.151397206 >>151397246
>>151397186
is that that zoomer from the webm?
Anonymous United States No.151397210
>>151397201
Based
Anonymous Finland No.151397212
>>151397112
huomenta, pal
Anonymous United States No.151397213
We call them indigenous first peoples here
Anonymous Canada No.151397218 >>151397237
>>151397058
Kippersof should cart wolf around dressed the same as him like mini me
Anonymous United States No.151397231
>>151397195
Someone said there’s a bunch and all the stars players have photoshopped mullets but idk why they made Otter a redhead
Anonymous Canada No.151397237 >>151397257
>>151397218
Wolf lore
Anonymous Canada No.151397243 >>151397250
>>151397186
Is that the dude that got knocked out ?
Anonymous United States No.151397246
>>151397206
The zoomer from the webm is literally just Wyatt Johnston.
Anonymous United States No.151397250 >>151397266
>>151397243
No the guy that got knocked out was a crisis actor
Anonymous Canada No.151397257
>>151397237
whoa they had a little kevin sutter dancing around back in the 2000s too? lmao
Anonymous Canada No.151397265
>>151397137
>all your women
Is Jeeted.com the new hip thing in the states
Anonymous Canada No.151397266 >>151397283
>>151397250
It was Dylan. Lurk moar
Anonymous Canada No.151397268 >>151397303 >>151397314
Yo the anthen singer in Buffalo can get it though
Anonymous United States No.151397283
>>151397266
Someone posted a pic of him at the Uvalde shooting and Kerr county floods
Anonymous Canada No.151397285 >>151397319 >>151397323 >>151397363
>For Tavares, the shared dorm-like existence with other athletes was one of the highlights of the Olympics. He looks back fondly on time spent with Canadian curlers, figure skaters and women’s hockey players

Bro really using those Olympic supplied condoms
Anonymous Finland No.151397299 >>151397356
first goal by finnie
Anonymous Canada No.151397300
Anonymous Canada No.151397303 >>151397325
>>151397268
Right off the assembly line and the end of Star Spangled Banner was horrible
Anonymous United States No.151397314
>>151397268
imagine if she was southeast asian though
Anonymous United States No.151397318
lol she fucked up
Anonymous Canada No.151397319
>>151397285
bet tavares fucked the entire womens hockey team
Anonymous Finland No.151397323
>>151397285
imagine the kind of coochie JT pulled in his prime
Anonymous Canada No.151397325
>>151397303
Yeah she sucked but at least she was hot
Anonymous Canada No.151397326
snes thirds suck
Anonymous Sweden No.151397331
No matter how much Gary likes all the newbies buying tickets and jerseys he can't have the kittens win the cup forever
Anonymous United States No.151397339
What the fuck are the Sens wearing, is it ugly season this year?
Anonymous Canada No.151397347
You guys wanna talk about ethics. Its all that matters if you think about it
Anonymous United States No.151397356 >>151397382
>>151397299
How has it taken a Finn so long to score?
Anonymous United States No.151397358
Ethic is how Latinas describe my nuts
Anonymous Finland No.151397362
why do we have black skates?
Anonymous United States No.151397363
>>151397285
Imagine the orgies
Anonymous United States No.151397365 >>151397381
Ok everybody, it's time to shut the FUCK up, as the Red Wings are playing.
Anonymous Canada No.151397379
>wongs
Anonymous United States No.151397381
>>151397365
aint nobody watching those shit teams
Anonymous Finland No.151397382 >>151397386
>>151397356
we are a goaltending nation
Anonymous United States No.151397386 >>151397394 >>151397396
>>151397382
who’s starting for you in Milan?
Anonymous Sweden No.151397389
>razz-muse-en
Anonymous Canada No.151397392 >>151397399
yeah never hear about owen power
Anonymous Finland No.151397394 >>151397412 >>151397417
>>151397386
rinne, we're bringing him out of retirement
but don't tell anyone, it's a secret for the time being
Anonymous Finland No.151397396 >>151397466
>>151397386
King Kaapo
Anonymous United States No.151397399
>>151397392
who?
Anonymous United States No.151397405
I'm a pretty big razzle dazzler
Anonymous United States No.151397407
I mean the Detroit Red Wings, here’s a hockey club, just a good solid team, I mean this red wings club, give this franchise 3-5 years and they’ll be contesting in the playoffs for the eastern conference. I mean, this red wings organization, great players. Just solid guys for this red wings club.
Anonymous Canada No.151397409 >>151397431 >>151397436
Flamesbros...
Anonymous United States No.151397412 >>151397445
>>151397394
I promise not to. Will Tuukka be your backup?
Anonymous Finland No.151397417 >>151397445
>>151397394
you jest but I saw him play this year and Im sure he could last a period
Anonymous United States No.151397427
These Panties attack and forecheck. Not playing laffs again for sure.
Anonymous United States No.151397431
>>151397409
His smile and optimism: gone
Anonymous United States No.151397435
Anonymous Canada No.151397436
>>151397409
>Wearing the same shirt for 4 days
At least flames management knows their demographic
Anonymous Sweden No.151397437
bending over to pick up the puck is an ick for me
Anonymous Finland No.151397445 >>151397499 >>151397506
>>151397412
olympics committee unfortunately banned him for racism
>>151397417
jej I forgot he played with his youth team for a game
Anonymous Canada No.151397449
KWAB >sens
Anonymous United States No.151397461
smug_pepe.png
Anonymous United States No.151397466
>>151397396
Dear GOD bring him back. Nedel is so bad
Anonymous United States No.151397468
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Anonymous Canada No.151397471
My Sensies are cursed. The fuck kind of bounce was that?
Anonymous United States No.151397475
ROFL
>snes
Anonymous Canada No.151397482
Does Estonia play hockey?
Anonymous Canada No.151397488 >>151397517
i thought the sabres were bad bros???
Anonymous United States No.151397493
Anonymous Finland No.151397499 >>151397547 >>151397551
>>151397445
I meant the charity game against KΓ€rpΓ€t
Anonymous United States No.151397506 >>151397551
>>151397445
yet the committee refuses to address the rampany finnophobia in hockey
Anonymous United States No.151397510 >>151397534
Business idea: Russian players are drafted by the 12 Olympic teams
Anonymous United States No.151397517
>>151397488
they missed the net, ottawa was just kind enough to twerk it into their own goal
Anonymous United States No.151397523 >>151397530
I like Paul Maurice but I dislike the panthers
Anonymous United States No.151397530 >>151397538
>>151397523
Q got none of the credit
Anonymous United States No.151397534 >>151397549
>>151397510
they should compete for italy
Anonymous United States No.151397538 >>151397544 >>151397559
>>151397530
Q covered up gay rape
Anonymous United States No.151397544 >>151397556
>>151397538
And?
Anonymous United States No.151397547 >>151397570
>>151397499
what was the charity?
Anonymous Finland No.151397549 >>151397560
>>151397534
why not for ukraine?
Anonymous Finland No.151397551
>>151397499
dang I missed that one
>>151397506
it's all good, we've gotten used to it over the past 800 years
Anonymous United States No.151397556 >>151397573
>>151397544
What do you mean you retard
Anonymous United States No.151397559 >>151397578
>>151397538
unlike /hoc/ where it's celebrated
Anonymous United States No.151397560 >>151397582 >>151397586 >>151397588 >>151397618
>>151397549
Ukraine didn't qualify for the Olympics and might not qualify as a country in general by then
Anonymous United States No.151397562
If these other teams played like panties, they might have a chance at the Cup.
Anonymous Finland No.151397570
>>151397547
children hospital equipment
Anonymous United States No.151397573
>>151397556
Gay rape cover ups don't take away from hard work as a coach
Anonymous Finland No.151397577
what is this, another one of gary's spooky rituals?
Anonymous United States No.151397578
>>151397559
imagine bedard's locker room hazing
Anonymous Canada No.151397582
>>151397560
>two more weeks
retard
Anonymous United States No.151397586
>>151397560
Good.
Anonymous United States No.151397588
>>151397560
JEN
Anonymous United States No.151397613 >>151397646
youtube just went down
Anonymous Canada No.151397618
>>151397560
Moscow was closer to falling then Kyiv ever has in the last 4 years of the war
Anonymous Finland No.151397621
nothingburger first period
Anonymous Canada No.151397622
My Sensies :)
Anonymous Sweden No.151397634
Gary come on do the power outage trick
Anonymous United States No.151397639
>wongs
Anonymous Canada No.151397641
can't believe i let you trick me in to watch leastern conference slop i was happier staring at the wall
Anonymous United States No.151397643 >>151397670
are the Wings that cash strapped they decided to turn they're rink into the KHL league arena? why all the sponsors?
Anonymous United States No.151397644
>scoreless first intermission
Anonymous United States No.151397646
>>151397613
Good.
Anonymous Canada No.151397653
Where did bob go?
Anonymous Finland No.151397656 >>151397673 >>151397678
this kitties - wings game is genuinely looking like it might head to GaryTime with a 0-0 score
Anonymous United States No.151397658
My hurricanes could unironically assblast both these shit teams
Anonymous Sweden No.151397670
>>151397643
At least the faceoff zones aren't gigantic beer ads like here
Anonymous United States No.151397673
>>151397656
Thank you Gary
Anonymous Canada No.151397677 >>151397689
i like youtube
i pay for that service
Anonymous United States No.151397678
>>151397656
1-0 in garytime is the chad scoreline
Anonymous United States No.151397679
>laffs
Anonymous United States No.151397689 >>151397714 >>151397723 >>151397729 >>151397742
>>151397677
>paying for YouTube

??????
Am I being memed here
Anonymous Canada No.151397700 >>151397718 >>151397720
my team is SHIT
Anonymous Canada No.151397703 >>151397721
Let’s be realistic. If the Doob-hoob connection was not compromised by a mental health crisis, the flames were a lock for playoffs last season
Anonymous Canada No.151397714 >>151397732
>>151397689
Some people don't know about ad block
Anonymous United States No.151397718
>>151397700
>>
Anonymous United States No.151397720
>>151397700
Just like my islanders
>capcha RNGTD
/nfl/bros?
Anonymous United States No.151397721
>>151397703
Cope hoob is heating up
Anonymous United States No.151397723
>>151397689
it gets rid of ads and comes with Youtube Music
Anonymous United States No.151397729
>>151397689
my family pays for the family plan
Anonymous United States No.151397732 >>151397757
>>151397714
I just browse the β€˜tube on Firefox
Anonymous Canada No.151397734
these teams are terrible
Anonymous United States No.151397742
>>151397689
A $300 laptop with a wireless kb+m connected via HDMI is too many steps for most people
Anonymous Canada No.151397747 >>151397774
when do the non shit teams play?
Anonymous Sweden No.151397754 >>151397923
Lundqvist can still barely speak English
Anonymous Canada No.151397757
>>151397732
ublock origin + firefox + linux
feels good
Anonymous Canada No.151397763 >>151397783 >>151397828
What percentage of Americans understand the offside rules?
Anonymous United States No.151397767
>paying for a service you can get for free
Anonymous Canada No.151397774
>>151397747
9:30 est
Anonymous United States No.151397783
>>151397763
I understand it desu
Anonymous Canada No.151397828 >>151397834 >>151397904
>>151397763
>you now remember the rules pamphlets that were handed out at sunrise during the cup finals
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151397830 >>151397874
Just imagined a Canadian using one of his genie wishes on knowing the percentage of Americans who know offsides
Anonymous Canada No.151397834
>>151397828
r-really?
pics?
Anonymous Canada No.151397844
>Yes I'm shut out
>Want a goal
>Yes I'm shut out
>Want a goal
>if I ain't scored already
>ooh /hoc/ you know the reason why
Anonymous Canada No.151397848
burger anons, without using google tell me the stick infractions of hockey and why it matters.
Anonymous United States No.151397854
I got a stick you can infract right here pal
Anonymous United States No.151397855 >>151397901
If you put me in an anime convention I would go into a heeming frenzy and heem every cosplayer in my path
Anonymous Canada No.151397874 >>151397886
>>151397830
>offsides
Anonymous United States No.151397883 >>151397892
I could quite easily heem will ferrell
Anonymous United States No.151397886 >>151397907
>>151397874
Every line has two sides
Anonymous United States No.151397892
>>151397883
He'd have reach advantage on you
Anonymous United States No.151397900 >>151398030
I bought one.
Anonymous United States No.151397901
>>151397855
BASED same
Anonymous Canada No.151397904
>>151397828
Still crack up at the β€œstoppages of play are not like downs in football” section
Anonymous Canada No.151397907
>>151397886
but only 1 is the off side
Anonymous United States No.151397923 >>151397932
>>151397754
he's the epitome of pretty person privilege
Anonymous United States No.151397924
Only 1 side is the bud side
Anonymous United States No.151397929 >>151397981
I really enjoy the company of large black men. What team would best suit me?
Anonymous Canada No.151397932 >>151398095
>>151397923
Nah thats you
Anonymous Finland No.151397938
wings scarrr!!
Anonymous Sweden No.151397956 >>151398046
SCCARRR
Anonymous United States No.151397960
My red wings :)
Anonymous United States No.151397961
What % of leaves have seen their team win a SC?
Anonymous Canada No.151397962 >>151397985
dear mr steve yzerman,
Anonymous Canada No.151397966
>wings are elite
Gonna be a good season
Anonymous United States No.151397981
>>151397929
Maple Leafs of course
Anonymous United States No.151397984 >>151398049
Tony deangelo has had a weird career. why did they kick him out of philly, his numbers are decent.

his girlfriend % is ok
Anonymous United States No.151397985
>>151397962
N
Anonymous United States No.151398001
Who is Jeff Petry?
Anonymous United States No.151398030
>>151397900
>GREAT! Now put it on and lets go into the bathroom you can show me how big your dick is!!! GO DUCKS
Anonymous Canada No.151398031 >>151398062
panthers are a solved team
Anonymous Finland No.151398038
>mfw i send some lil bitch in the box
Anonymous United States No.151398043
i really hate games with (((kenny albert))). fucking no-hockey-knowing fucking h___
Anonymous Canada No.151398046
>>151397956
wtf? no way
Anonymous United States No.151398048
Duchene is okay he’s day-to-day and not ruled out for tomorrow.
Anonymous Canada No.151398049
>>151397984
he wasn't chud enough for torts
Anonymous Canada No.151398055
Yzerman forgot the most important part of his rebuild. To accidentally select a handful of HoFers in the 5-7th round of the draft
Anonymous United States No.151398060 >>151398081
shit teams shit games thanks gary you shithead
Anonymous United States No.151398062 >>151398108
>>151398031
gary gave them their two and was satisfied with the jersey and ticket sales numbers increasing, so he has moved west to dull-ass
Anonymous Canada No.151398081 >>151398094
>>151398060
fr when do the ducks play next
Anonymous United States No.151398094 >>151398098
>>151398081
>the ducks
aren't they shit?
Anonymous United States No.151398095
>>151397932
b-but I'm not sexy (Λ΅ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°Λ΅)
Anonymous United States No.151398096
kek ya that went in
Anonymous United States No.151398098 >>151398126
>>151398094
nah, you are
Anonymous United States No.151398108
>>151398062
based
Anonymous Canada No.151398117
I swear to god if >we get cucked a second game in a row...
Anonymous Finland No.151398119 >>151398142 >>151398145 >>151398157 >>151398225
if i eat a couple mushrooms will gary give me 2 minutes for tripping?
Anonymous United States No.151398126
>>151398098
I know but aren't they as well
Anonymous United States No.151398133
these MSG announcers are funny. i know more about puck that any of them.
Anonymous United States No.151398142
>>151398119
shrooms suck
do acid instead
Anonymous United States No.151398144
based kurt angle "you suck" chant though.
Anonymous United States No.151398145
>>151398119
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Anonymous Finland No.151398148
KANE SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous United States No.151398157
>>151398119
nah but he will ask for a slice
Anonymous Canada No.151398192
My Sensies can literally not stop getting in their own way.
Anonymous United States No.151398225
>>151398119
based
Anonymous United States No.151398236
my baffalo sobres:)
Anonymous Canada No.151398285
>almost giving up two goals on the same PP to the Buffalo Sabres
Anonymous United States No.151398309 >>151398354
Fuck Gary, why should I have to wait until 8:30 to watch the Notes develop?
Anonymous United States No.151398311
kitties are a solid first round exit
_ade-county(FUCK ISAK) !!1XiWNLGpfw+ United States No.151398348 >>151398379
finally marchannd
Anonymous United States No.151398354
>>151398309
retribution for the michael whatever his name is for terrorizing ferguson before getting put down.
Anonymous Canada No.151398363
My Sensies FUCKING SUCK
Anonymous United States No.151398379
>>151398348
my rat :)
Anonymous Sweden No.151398459 >>151398492
sensbros...??? what the fuck is happening
Anonymous United States No.151398470 >>151398501
I went for my incel jog and my keys fell out of the pocket in my shorts with a big hole in it. This has happened to me twice
Anonymous United States No.151398482
MY SABIES
Anonymous United States No.151398484
>incel jog
buy shorts with a back pocket
Anonymous Canada No.151398492 >>151398525
>>151398459
Finnish goaltending is in full swing
Anonymous Canada No.151398501
>>151398470
Did you find them
Anonymous United States No.151398503
DABRES
Anonymous United States No.151398525 >>151398553
>>151398492
why didn't they start ullmark?
Anonymous United States No.151398527
GO WINGS GO
Anonymous Canada No.151398553 >>151398582
>>151398525
3 games in 4 days. Green thought Merilainen could handle the Sabres but evidently not.
Anonymous Sweden No.151398567 >>151398573
Anonymous United States No.151398573
>>151398567
how he king with no ring?
Anonymous United States No.151398582
>>151398553
ah that makes sense
Anonymous United States No.151398613
>finnish goaltending
Anonymous United States No.151398619
everybody laugh at the senators!
Anonymous United States No.151398643
>senatards
Kyros Laffi United States No.151398657 >>151399195
>rags
Anonymous Lebanon No.151398787
it's a shame what fryflation has done to this franchise
Anonymous Sweden No.151398836 >>151398935 >>151399035 >>151399102 >>151399111 >>151399124
Why is almost every commercial in America about health issues
Anonymous Canada No.151398924
What the fug
Anonymous United States No.151398935 >>151398973 >>151399022
>>151398836
The only parts of the economy that are growing are ai slop and the maintenance of old fat people who are on ten different pills
Anonymous United States No.151398973
>>151398935
NHL expansion will also contribute to GDP
Anonymous Sweden No.151399022
>>151398935
Just start killing them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%84ttestupa
Anonymous United States No.151399028 >>151399110
Not gonna lie the Red Wings stopped me from beating my girlfriend. With the Tigers loss in super overtime and the Lions loss to the Chiefs (which I bet money on) I was pretty pissed. The Red Wings performing is a welcomed treat.
Anonymous Canada No.151399035 >>151399068 >>151399216
>>151398836
>WHOPPER WHOPPER
>OZEMPIC OZEMPIC
>FORD F150
Anonymous United States No.151399060 >>151399071 >>151399106 >>151399113 >>151399181
>be me
>born in Canada, hockey in my veins
>mom says I was stickhandling before I could walk
>grow up dreaming of bringing the Cup home
>Canadian blood, Canadian heart, Canadian taxes
>ginger mane shining under the rink lights
>be a part of a beloved Canadian hockey team
>carry season after season on my back
>dig in through pain, pressure, and the curse of being 2 good 2 win
>make it to the Stanley Cup Final
>Florida stands in the way
>lose
>train harder
>come back again
>Florida again
>lose again
>press still calls me elite
>but every night I stare at the empty shelf
>decide it’s time for a change
leave Edmonton
>finally, after all the years of heartbreak
>raise the Stanley Cup
>fans chant my name
>tears in my eyes
>feels good man

What could’ve been bros
Anonymous United States No.151399068
>>151399035
Hey, you can't forget about the Geico Gecko.
Anonymous United States No.151399071
>>151399060
mfw I’m Glen Gulutzan
Anonymous Canada No.151399102 >>151399155
>>151398836
American NHL games have a skewed audience
Anonymous United States No.151399106 >>151399123
>>151399060
Nobody is that patriotic about being from Canada. Their most famous right-wingers like Wayne Gretzky want Trump to invade their country.
Anonymous United States No.151399110
>>151399028
You make a large emotional investment in something completely out of your control. Seems foolish
Anonymous United States No.151399111 >>151399133
>>151398836
why is almost every commercial in Sweden about letting abdul and mohammad into your virginal daughters and threatening you will prison if you oppose it? Anyways, go hockey team!
Anonymous United States No.151399113
>>151399060
The power of the lower sunbelt marginal tax rate
Anonymous United States No.151399123 >>151399156
>>151399106
Gretzky played Center, you fucking retard.
Anonymous United States No.151399124
>>151398836
It’s the largest employer in the country
Anonymous Canada No.151399128
>>151397013
thats his only rocket richard
Anonymous Sweden No.151399133 >>151399154
>>151399111
Mutt's law
Anonymous United States No.151399140 >>151399180
just had to do a Nicolas Roy in the bar toilet
Anonymous United States No.151399151
the choke begins
Anonymous United States No.151399154
>>151399133
>doesn't deny or argue it
Yikes.
Anonymous United States No.151399155
>>151399102
White, rich and regionally concentrated in blue states
Anonymous United States No.151399156 >>151399177
>>151399123
Conservative would have probably been a better word to use
Anonymous Canada No.151399159
you enjoyin bud1277?
Anonymous United States No.151399177 >>151399232
>>151399156
>there are only two sides and I hate the one the other one!!!
good goy!
Anonymous United States No.151399180
>>151399140
Tear down the stall wall?
Anonymous United States No.151399181 >>151399219
>>151399060
Same story but

>leave boston for florida

Canadian marchand wins the cup
Anonymous Canada No.151399195
>>151398657
lmao shutout by Skinner. JT Miller must have lost his marner
Anonymous Canada No.151399216
>>151399035
lmao there is lots of commercials for crohns and colitis now
Anonymous United States No.151399219
>>151399181
This is just my personal suspicion but had McDavid requested a trade Crosby would’ve too and now because McDavid extended I think Sid stays put in Pittsburgh
Anonymous United States No.151399221
>gaybres
Anonymous United States No.151399232 >>151399292 >>151399299
>>151399177
Unironically, yes there are. You're not smart for being an enlightend centrist or special for being some meme "third positionist"
Anonymous Canada No.151399233
My Sensies are doing a lil sum
Anonymous United States No.151399238
sabres bros...
Anonymous United States No.151399254
god damn ottawa is shit
Anonymous Canada No.151399262
My Sensies thought they could make a comeback but sadly they are cursed with >finnish goaltending
Anonymous United States No.151399275 >>151399293
Anonymous Canada No.151399286 >>151399294
What the fuck i literally checked the score 2 minutes ago and it was 5-4
Anonymous United States No.151399291
do finns eat vegetables? i imagine it's pretty hard to grow things in ice
Anonymous United States No.151399292
>>151399232
He is actually. Me too, for that matter.
Anonymous Canada No.151399293
>>151399275
good work by Mogilny
Anonymous United States No.151399294
>>151399286
well now its 7-4
Anonymous United States No.151399298
what possesses a gm to have two (2) finnish goaltenders?
Anonymous United States No.151399299
>>151399232
Good goy.
Anonymous Canada No.151399300
Yep. >finnish goaltending remains undefeated.
Anonymous Sweden No.151399308
yes, well done offense well done HOWEVER
Anonymous Canada No.151399310
bud1277 is going great
Anonymous Canada No.151399311
>2 shit teams
Anonymous United States No.151399314
touchdown buffalo lmao
Anonymous United States No.151399320
Didn't the Red Wings look really really good at the start of last year too?
Anonymous Canada No.151399331
imagine of the sabres blow their lead
Anonymous Canada No.151399333 >>151399348 >>151399354 >>151399367 >>151399370 >>151399383 >>151399392 >>151399406 >>151399477 >>151399507 >>151399735
>NEWS: Utah Mammoth reveal new mascot. Tusky. #TusksUp
Anonymous United States No.151399348
>>151399333
god i hope they lose that lawsuit
Anonymous Canada No.151399354
>>151399333
Kinda boring but at least it's not Buoy
Anonymous United States No.151399367
>>151399333
tusky was seen at utah valley university
Anonymous Canada No.151399370
>>151399333
he'll be in the stands against calgary tonight
Anonymous United States No.151399371
Kitty tards are coping lmao
Anonymous United States No.151399383
>>151399333
It will always be the Utah Yeti to me
Anonymous Canada No.151399384
10 more minutes Flameschads!
Anonymous Canada No.151399392
>>151399333
Some dudes alcoholic hallucination
Anonymous United States No.151399402 >>151399417 >>151399428
What is this stupid bullshit
Anonymous Canada No.151399406
>>151399333
Laziest shit ever
Anonymous Canada No.151399417
>>151399402
Listed at 7 for me
Anonymous Canada No.151399428
>>151399402
They are 30 minutes ahead bud
Anonymous United States No.151399435 >>151399459 >>151399487
With all the spam from Sens fags, I thought their shit team was supposed to be elite and contenders?
Anonymous Finland No.151399440
my kitties looking kinda mid
not snes without their chucky tier awful, just mid
Anonymous Canada No.151399459
>>151399435
Cope the season's still young
Anonymous Canada No.151399473
Anonymous United States No.151399477
>>151399333
fast forward 5 years and San-Tusky will be involved in a sex-scandal with young utah boys in the mammoth's locker room showers...
Anonymous Canada No.151399484
Tusky makes his debut on bud1277... almost brings a tear to the eye... #TusksUp #bud1
Anonymous United States No.151399487
>>151399435
Just like my Islanders
Anonymous United States No.151399492
All the shit teams that were supposed to be winning are currently not winning.
Bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151399497 >>151399537
Good evening fellow gentleman
Anonymous Canada No.151399507
>>151399333
missed opportunity to call him
Wooly
also checked
Anonymous Sweden No.151399536 >>151399560
Mammoths are going extinct and they name their team after them
Anonymous United States No.151399537 >>151399554
>>151399497
Quack...?
Anonymous Sweden No.151399553 >>151399581 >>151399624
it's another night of me getting to watch my flames play, not an old game, not a preseason game, but an actual nhl game live from my bed :) thank you gary
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151399554
Well damn itd be a while but I didnt think tripcodes changed
>>151399537
Quack indeed
Anonymous Canada No.151399560
>>151399536
By the year 2045 you may no longer have any Mammoth
Anonymous United States No.151399563
>DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU THAT
Anonymous Canada No.151399581 >>151399587
>>151399553
I love garebear almost as much as I love our flames :)
Anonymous Sweden No.151399587
>>151399581
i hate the fucking freak really but im happy now to watch the flames :)
Anonymous United States No.151399593
>Panth3rs
Anonymous United States No.151399608
apologize to the yzerplan
Anonymous United States No.151399617 >>151399634 >>151399646
What if hockey was 4 periods. That would be disastrous
Anonymous Canada No.151399624 >>151399666
>>151399553
but it's 7:30ish pm where you live
Anonymous Canada No.151399634 >>151399755
>>151399617
what if it were a variable 2-5 periods but the players had no idea when it would end
Anonymous United States No.151399637
>4anthers
Anonymous Finland No.151399639
>it's another multiple empty netters allowed episode
Anonymous United States No.151399646 >>151399755
>>151399617
But in basketball the 4th quarter is the good quarter
Anonymous Sweden No.151399666
>>151399624
no it's almost 4am :)
Anonymous United States No.151399668
tonight's YTV multiview is autistic
>FLA/DET
>ALCS
>Div III college football
>Bernie kino/AOC slop
Anonymous Canada No.151399678
I would 8-4 you to be a >snes fan tonight
Anonymous Sweden No.151399684 >>151399693
Pull the goalie again, it will work this time
Anonymous United States No.151399689
my islanders are now the only team with no points ='(
Anonymous Canada No.151399693
>>151399684
Empty net can't be worse that Merilainen at this point.
Anonymous Finland No.151399700 >>151399741
>sabres 8-4 senators
what the fuck fever dream did i just wake up from
Anonymous United States No.151399707 >>151399723
wait isn't the hurricanes gm also named tusky
Anonymous United States No.151399713 >>151399732
If my starsies beat the Canucks tomorrow I think we’ll be in good standing
Anonymous Canada No.151399723 >>151399750 >>151399805
>>151399707
He's with Carolina so you know there's an L in there
Anonymous United States No.151399732
>>151399713
I'm going to wait till after saturday before in talk my shit
Anonymous United States No.151399735
>>151399333
>circumcised trunk
It gets worse and worse
Anonymous Sweden No.151399738 >>151399744
the wolf is resting, he will be hungry and fierce when he comes back
Anonymous United States No.151399741
>>151399700
Kek. Basically beer league
Anonymous Canada No.151399744
>>151399738
Our flames have no chance without him im afraid
Anonymous United States No.151399745 >>151399758 >>151399796
>8:45pm
Start the fxing game you twats
Anonymous United States No.151399750
>>151399723
heh
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151399755
>>151399634
What if instead of periods it was just whoever gets to (randomly generated number of goals from 1-0 here) first????
>>151399646
>floorsqueak
>good
Anonymous United States No.151399758 >>151399796
>>151399745
>9:45.

Fixed
Anonymous United States No.151399787 >>151399819 >>151399873
As part of its efforts toward international growth, on Wednesday the NHL announced a media agreement with Nine to broadcast games in Australia every Saturday morning throughout this season, starting Saturday with the Detroit Red Wings playing the Tampa Bay Lightning.

In total, there will be 21 regular-season games broadcast live in Australia with dedicated commentators and customized intermission coverage.
Anonymous United States No.151399790 >>151399869
imagine getting scored on 8 times by the sabres LOL
Anonymous Finland No.151399796
>>151399758
>>151399745
4:45am
Anonymous Canada No.151399805
>>151399723
That's the cleverest post I've read in months
Anonymous United States No.151399808 >>151399847
My dabres! :)
Anonymous United States No.151399809 >>151399922 >>151399931 >>151399937 >>151400206
Well?
Anonymous United States No.151399819 >>151399864
>>151399787
that's a terrible idea
Aussies literally couldn't care less
fucking AFL/rugby nation ffs
Anonymous United States No.151399847
>>151399808
OUR sabies
Anonymous United States No.151399856
>just got home
>check scores
holy fucking KWAB to the panthers and snes
Anonymous Canada No.151399864 >>151399889 >>151399903
>>151399819
Cope usa didnt even know what puck was 20 years ago. Gary has a plan
Anonymous United States No.151399869
>>151399790
I want to go back...
Anonymous Canada No.151399873
>>151399787
Not sure what it would be up against but the HNIC doubleheader would start at 10AM/1PM in Melbourne. Seems like they could get some decent games to show with times like those.
Anonymous Finland No.151399875
they be asking patty kane dumb shit. Alright now let's watch the sweet home chigagoo
Anonymous United States No.151399877
buffalo remembered they were a professional hockey team partway through the second
Anonymous United States No.151399889 >>151399911
>>151399864
>usa didnt even know what puck was 20 years ago
but the usa has won the last 33 stan lees
Anonymous Canada No.151399896
This man single-handedly saved Lindy Ruff's job.
Anonymous United States No.151399897 >>151399925
>inr jason zucker
how fucken old is that guy
Anonymous United States No.151399903
>>151399864
America has known since the 80s however canada doesnt know what a stanley cup is since 1993
Anonymous Canada No.151399911
>>151399889
I mean americans
Anonymous United States No.151399917 >>151399935
idk who is coping and who is seething
Anonymous Canada No.151399922 >>151400122
>>151399809
Anonymous Canada No.151399925 >>151399955
>>151399897
his father's name is richard
Anonymous Sweden No.151399931
>>151399809
you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how that meme works. not only is there no button to press (looks like some kind of indicator plate typically found on an engine) but the two don't cancel eachother out nor do they affect the other in any way
Anonymous United States No.151399935
>>151399917
well I'm coping about /hoc/ being shit and also seething about /hoc/ being shit
Anonymous Canada No.151399937
>>151399809
who cares about b ball
Anonymous United States No.151399945 >>151400334
australia is st. louis blues territory because of nathan walker
Anonymous United States No.151399951
Nice pass
Anonymous United States No.151399955 >>151400020
>>151399925
kwab that's why they changed the pronunciation to rhyme with "booker" huh
Anonymous Canada No.151399966
gol gol gol gol!!!!1
Anonymous Sweden No.151399972
flames scaaaaaaaaaar

assmus assersson finally placed the puck in the next, meaning the flames score a goal
Anonymous Canada No.151399980 >>151400036
OMAO dustbin wolf cant even see over the boards
Anonymous Canada No.151399994
>fumes
Anonymous United States No.151400011
baka
Anonymous Canada No.151400020
>>151399955
dickie zooks!
Anonymous Canada No.151400036
>>151399980
wtf did you just say about my goat
Anonymous Canada No.151400042
R A A S
A
A
S

GO FLAMES

>>151396823
TAKAGI
Anonymous United States No.151400053 >>151400075 >>151400869
My Ashkenazi wife enjoys the mammoth
Anonymous United States No.151400075
>>151400053
oh yeah?
Anonymous United States No.151400091 >>151400111 >>151400810
do mormons drink at hockey games?
Anonymous Canada No.151400111
>>151400091
I hear they soak during the ad breaks
Anonymous Canada No.151400122
>>151399922
Anonymous United States No.151400138
why's a snowmuhammed replying to me
Anonymous Canada No.151400147
monitor on
Anonymous United States No.151400149
33 years you say?
Anonymous Canada No.151400170 >>151400181 >>151400185
38 years old, never kissed a girl
Anonymous United States No.151400175
Hawks lookin solid
Anonymous Canada No.151400181
>>151400170
Ill kiss you if that helps
Anonymous United States No.151400182
Absolute disgrace that the Snes couldn’t finish the job and send Buffalose to the shadow realm.
Don’t worry, Kitties will gladly insert AND twist the knife.
Anonymous Canada No.151400185
>>151400170
reminds me of xhe rb, except add 10 years
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151400190 >>151400202 >>151400219 >>151400260 >>151400346
Aww yeah bb
Anonymous Canada No.151400202 >>151400231
>>151400190
Cool have fun :)
Anonymous Canada No.151400206
>>151399809
I haven't watched a jays game since hockey started :)
Anonymous United States No.151400219 >>151400248 >>151400418
>>151400190
hey bud how's the cuck life with your obese wife?
Anonymous Canada No.151400220
I never watched baseball ever desu
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151400231 >>151400242
>>151400202
Taking my lil bro. He just broke up with his first (asian) gf rip. She was certifiably nuts tho it needed to happen.
Anonymous Canada No.151400242 >>151400418
>>151400231
Are you taking his former gf too ?
Anonymous United States No.151400248
>>151400219
kekd
Anonymous United States No.151400260 >>151400418
>>151400190
>meme clock
>android
Anonymous Canada No.151400298 >>151400313 >>151400712
24 hour clock is preferred by high IQ individuals
Anonymous United States No.151400303
THE FLAMES ARE WINNING THE CUP
Anonymous United States No.151400306 >>151400342 >>151400553
it's ok though because canadians are big fans of baseball and basketball too
Anonymous Sweden No.151400313
>>151400298
baste
Anonymous Australia No.151400334
>>151399945
nah
Anonymous Canada No.151400342
>>151400306
My local baseball team went bankrupt and then the only baseball "stadium" in the city got demolished
Anonymous United States No.151400346
>>151400190
based have fun! :)
Anonymous United States No.151400353 >>151400374 >>151400388
>big work event last month
>been dating a girl on the other team I met
>going out with a girl from the third team in a few weeks
Nigga how you never even kiss a girl? Don’t you hit on your colleagues?
Anonymous United States No.151400374 >>151400390 >>151400393
>>151400353
this sounds like it could be the /hoc/ pwhl player
Anonymous Sweden No.151400377
kek devin cooley > logan cooley
Anonymous United States No.151400388 >>151400394
>>151400353
my female coworkers are married with kids
Anonymous United States No.151400390
>>151400374
It's not me :)
Anonymous United States No.151400393
>>151400374
Idiot. I’m the health care grifter
Anonymous Canada No.151400394 >>151400410
>>151400388
Dang how many wives do you have
Anonymous United States No.151400400 >>151400419
zero goals allowed so far. wolf must not be playing
Anonymous Canada No.151400403
damn rinzel just got his ass blasted
Anonymous United States No.151400410
>>151400394
none :( just like a little dog
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151400418 >>151400539
>>151400242
Lol no
>>151400219
You'd have to ask an actual cuck with an obese wife.
>>151400260
24 hr is superior
Anonymous Canada No.151400419 >>151400438
>>151400400
Wolf is doing a ratatouille in coleys helmet!
Anonymous United States No.151400438
>>151400419
Wolfie is so cool
Anonymous Sweden No.151400443
>Man-moth?
Anonymous United States No.151400457
>its a bracketfaggot denies know truths about him episode
yawn this is boring, plays every year
Anonymous United States No.151400458
Get kraken? More like get poopin
Anonymous United States No.151400478 >>151400494
I think the Flames are the best team in the league
Anonymous Canada No.151400494 >>151400517
>>151400478
I strongly disagree with this type of thinking.
Anonymous Canada No.151400500 >>151400647 >>151400721
what's the 2025-2026 /hoc/ meta shaping up to be
Anonymous United States No.151400517
>>151400494
I disagree with your statement, but I'll still be your fren
bracket !!f1xmV8xdoTW United States No.151400526
>guys the head cannon I made up is totally real
Take your meds m8. Yes we have this conversation every year it gets repetitive for me too.
Anonymous United States No.151400539
>>151400418
remember when you posted her and her dyke haircut after she got done with jerome
Anonymous Canada No.151400553
>>151400306
no cause the expos don't exist and steve nash retired
Anonymous United States No.151400554
kek its not just me, enjoy that fat spic wife
Anonymous Malaysia No.151400616 >>151400622
VRchads rise up
Anonymous United States No.151400622 >>151400634
>>151400616
Hello Malaysia
Anonymous Malaysia No.151400634
>>151400622
Hello and checked, fren
Anonymous Canada No.151400647
>>151400500
Shit
Anonymous Canada No.151400712
>>151400298
Actual big brains advocate for duodecimal.

>1000 noon
>50 minutes to an hour
Anonymous Finland No.151400716 >>151400742
tusks up
Anonymous United States No.151400721 >>151400865
>>151400500
mountain posting is out
Anonymous United States No.151400742
>>151400716
based
Anonymous United States No.151400774 >>151400788
mammoth is a stupid name. Gary really should have checked with me first
Anonymous United States No.151400788 >>151400921
>>151400774
he'll fax you some suggestions for the new atlanta team
Anonymous United States No.151400810
>>151400091
they have a special soda bar
Anonymous Canada No.151400865 >>151400895
>>151400721
Its still in because retards keep arguing over what cities are in the club
Anonymous United States No.151400869
>>151400053
>tfw no wife to enjoy hockey with
Anonymous Canada No.151400884
Ahhhh, I'm fluming
Anonymous United States No.151400895
>>151400865
has /hoc/ reached a consensus on the canes?
Anonymous United States No.151400907
>rags
Anonymous United States No.151400918
>Scores a goal and takes out the goalie
Based
Anonymous United States No.151400921
>>151400788
Good. I have some ideas
Anonymous United States No.151400927
>>151400926
>>151400926
>>151400926
NEW
Anonymous Canada No.151400937 >>151400995
Flames playing themselves right out of the playoffs after 5 games
Anonymous United States No.151400939
Nazar is such a stud
Neighbours is a bitch
Anonymous Finland No.151400995
>>151400937
You're fooling yourself if you don't think it will be a hard fought miss via tiebreaker and picking 17th overall