Thread 151397486

Shit thread.

Shit thread

Bo "Adapt and Overcome" Nickal

>>151397529
>Powerslap 17

We can re-build him.

>>151397542
They should book him against Gautier the result would be funny no matter what

Nice thread b

I dont know what I expected when I heard Jiri ate a birthday candle but that's exactly what he did.

>>151397565
Thanks

Imagine being Jiri and spending your birthday with The Schmo and Helen Yee.

I'd Helen her Yee if you catch my drift

>>151397529
>Powerslap 17

>>151397567
thats literally cringe

Aaron "conservative management" pico

>>151397590
Let's go for that!

Nina has to be a really disappointing heem

Have you heemers been discussing the UFC event next year at the White House?

Heem will be redefined as:

Here
Everyone
Esteems
MAGA

>>151397606
PAWG MILFS!!!

>>151397651
Yeah nice Federal Government shutdown Trump

>>151397651
Dana White should he publicly flogged and his pink skin flayed

post fatass milfs and fuckable trannies

>>151397699
Turn your monitor off and ask your family to come in your room

>>151397681
Based.

>>151397699
Seconded

>>151397699
you're in Brazil m8, just look out your window

>>151397707
Not sure if you got the order of opernations right there

>>151397681
Bad news, sweetie. That's about to be another W for him and the other side is completely to blame for it. Sucks to be you.


>>151397680
Go shine your migrant roommate's shoes

Connor, come back for the July 4th card!

>>151397638
Why do they always go porcelain white?

>>151397725
They are in the southern hemisphurr tings work different there bappa

>>151397731
beautiful and funny white woman

>>151397725
He didn’t make an order for any food. What are you talking about?

>>151397737
To think that this guy was seconds away from heeming Asspinall…

>>151397743
Angela Heem

Bros my freaking YouTube is BUGGIN yo

>>151397743
name one woman who's both

Askar Askarov, the forgotten

Now Helen Yee is a woman who can heem a meng or two perhaps a train even

>>151397776
your mom when she's spinning around on my dick

The lion does not concern himself with all his clothes smelling like mothballs

>>151397738
Kek

me and another fighter on my shoulders while wearing an extremely long trench coat. The heavyweight division will never be the same.

>>151397731
Hoenstly? Total package. Respectfully.

What happened to mega gyms? I remember in 2015 it felt like if you didn't train at 4 gyms you had no chance of making it in mma

>>151397822
I would tell you, but you would never believe it.

>>151397805
Just two jacked Taiwanese boys.

>>151397776
ufc veteran angela hill

>>151397810
Many are saying this

>>151397822
Also, for me, it's chute boxe

>>151397850
It's 1am mate for you it's the off license

>>151397840
kek good one

Angela "All The White Penis" Hill

angela hill vs joe pyfer

>>151397842
Factual.

Good night heem

>>151397791
What's funny about that joke is you obviously have no sex life

>>151397876
Cut it out or I will weem you right in your pussy. I was having an good day intil I saw this

>>151397902
Goodnight Finland *heems you*

FAGGOT DOWN

>>151397936
you're gay, b

Yancels...

>Gane hot 06.jpg

Yuuuck cuz, what's this?

A star is born

Kurtis "Kody" Campbell

is youtube down?

>>151398026
Chemo Weezer lookin ass

>>151398072
I'm afraid so, sadly

>>151398072
Not sure im only on eFukt

4 days until Gane fights.

I got punched in the back at an Korn concert an few weeks ago and something isnt right, i have bedbugs

>>151398203
Nobody gives a fuck

>>151398203
fuck u i wont do what you tell me

From now until Monday you can log into Minecraft and get your copper cape.

There should be a /heem/ Minecraft server called heemcraft

>>151398203
haha you were jacking your little wiener

Trying to pick a nickname beforer my first amateur fight. Can't really think of any name. I'm kinda a fun lovin guy who likes to make ppl laugh. But at the same time imma beast. I'm thinkin 'beast boi' might be a good one.

>>151398463
yo thats actually the best name ever you fucking fag

>>151398463
That's badass!

>>151398463
Big Faggot would suit you better

>>151398608
Lmao

i wonder if dagestanis accidentally eat rotting apples fallen off a tree to get smashed on a sneak tip

>>151398641
They just drink kvass

>>151398463
you sound like a Pitbull

>>151398463
DC

Don't lecture me with your $30 haircut.

Guru is live
https://www.youtube.com/live/W0jp8rQOLJU?si=rWMNG3Kd-Ahvtppi

>>151399100
Thanks

>>151398608
see
>>151397957
>>151397983
>>151397997

>GDS has completely destroyed his mind
Sad....how very very sad

>>151397842
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

levels are indeed a part of this game

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

>>151399315
somewheeeere over the rainbow

Fink is a demon, I’ll be watching K-1. You’ll either ascend to enlightenment or perish in ignorance.

>>151399315
>calls Cejudo a creep and has a literal reddit armchair psychologist moment on why Cejudo said some girl has a fat ass and why what he did was wrong
Never been more embarrassed on being a former Guru fan

>>151399362
>Kike-1
We only watch DWCS and UFC here you might want to check out /lgbt/ if you wanna watch that slop with someone else

STFU WoW boi

dead sport. dead general. dead board. dead site.

>>151399632
Dead Bitch.

My kid just asked me if I remember who Conor McGregor was kek

we love gamrot clap clap clap clap clap

he ge Gane hot 6 I'm Arabic

And that's how Gayrot became addicted to BBC and HRT

gamrot was winning

>>151399730
Deaded that freak

full camp Gamrot kills that retarded favela macaque

I've lost respect for Tom from his gay ass tattoos. What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>151399839
He beat Jailon Turner though.

we still believe in gamrot
the great khabib nurmagomedov himself predicted that him and islam will fight one day

we love khabib
we love gamrot
we love mma

Just checked UFC 321's starting times.
Fuck dana white.
I am so tired of dana white.
I hate dana white.
I hope dana white dies this year.
>main event at 2pm
Literally why
Kill yourself dana.

>321 on bumfuckistan
Garbage event
Fuck you dana

KhaCIA implanted a microchip into the head of my penis

visitation's hard to come by
no body care what I say

>321 is comfy morning heems
thank you Based Dana
sending spirit energy to Dana

Goddamn what the ac tual fuck 321 starts at 2pm what the actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual actual fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

>>151400236
thanks man
*uses it to pay fighters less*

How the FUCK am I supposed to watch 321 I don't even wake up until 3pm
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>>151400258
hahahahahahahahahah

>>151400258
I am going to murder dana
fucking cunt ruins the only sport I love
I am going to murder dana
FUCK YOU DANA

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH 321 WHEN IT STARTS AT 6 AM CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ME?

goddamnnnnnnnnnnnn I hate dana so much

>>151399235
what is he bending over for

casting a protection spell for Dana with some tea leaves and a log of my poo

fuuuuuuuuuck just got my balls drained what have you done today?

Badass card Dana #ThankYouDana #Sports

I don't even watch sports I just like the memes

It's Fuck It Friday! Dana here, today on Fuck It Friday we're going to bore a hole into this watermelon and fuck it!

Behead dana white with piano wire. Insert barbed wire through its eye sockets, then rip its head clean off. Cut the head into 5 pieces and play it like an accordion. Dismember dana white alive and rape its mother with the dismembered limbs. Pull out dana whites spine and swing it around like a sword. Force feed kerosene to dana whites babies and set them on fire. Put a nail bomb in a dana white's pussy and let it explode. Saw dana white in half for fun. Skin dying old dana white alive. Kick dana white's bitch down the stairs and rape her at the bottom. Force dana white to eat glass and kill his family members. Inject dana white with draino. Wear dana whites skins as a leather jacket. Sew dead dana whites skins into a skinsuit and rape dana whites bitches inside the skinsuit. Impale dana white in a forest of corpses. Sell dana whites organs to the black market. Sew dana white feet on their hands and their hands on their feet. Disembowel dana white and stuff them with severed dana white heads. Turn dana white into corpse bombs. Total dana white death.

Kill dana white. Behead dana white. Roundhouse kick dana wh ite into the concrete. Slam dunk dana wh ite into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dana white. Defecate in a dana white food. Stir fry dana white in a wok. Launch dana white into the sun. Toss dana white into active volcanoes. Twist dana white heads off. Feed dana white to piranhas. Curbstomp dana white. Judo throw dana white into a wood chipper. Karate chop dana white in half. Pee in a dana white gas tank. Crush dana white in a trash compactor. Trap dana white in quicksand. Liquefy dana white in a vat of acid. Dissect dana white. Exterminate dana white in the gas chamber. Stomp dana white skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate dana white in the oven. Lobotomize dana white. Grind nigger children in the garbage disposal. Drown dana white in boiling grease. Vaporize dana white with a ray gun. Kick dana white down the stairs. Feed dana white to alligators. Slice dana white with a katana. Strap dana white to an artillery shell

What has Dana White done to you personally? for me it's forty handjobs

>>151400385
WOW DANER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RUINING UFC 321 FOR ME BY PUTTING IT ON A BUMFUCK FUCKING TIME NOBODY WATCHES

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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Just watched an Australian pawg milf get extreme buttweenies from a black guy

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH UFC 321? I WAKE UP AT 3PM
GOD I HOPE SOMEONE MURDERS DANA WHITE

I AM SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TIRED OF UFC BEING PUT ON AT WEIRD TIMES, UFC SHOULD BE EXCLUSIVELY IN AMERICA, FUCK YOU DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>UFC 321 STARTS AT 2PM
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER KILL YOURSELF

Simmer down son, no need to spam on all your VPNs.

>>151400440
MY ENTIRE LIFE CONSISTS OF NOTHING BUT LOOKING FORWARD TO NUMBERED UFC EVENTS
DANA WHITE TOOK THAT FROM ME
FUCK YOU

>cheeto fight week
whos he even fighting

holland fight week wtf this cards a banger

Kill dana white. Behead dana white. Roundhouse kick dana wh ite into the concrete. Slam dunk dana wh ite into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dana white. Defecate in a dana white food. Stir fry dana white in a wok. Launch dana white into the sun. Toss dana white into active volcanoes. Twist dana white heads off. Feed dana white to piranhas. Curbstomp dana white. Judo throw dana white into a wood chipper. Karate chop dana white in half. Pee in a dana white gas tank. Crush dana white in a trash compactor. Trap dana white in quicksand. Liquefy dana white in a vat of acid. Dissect dana white. Exterminate dana white in the gas chamber. Stomp dana white skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate dana white in the oven. Lobotomize dana white. Grind nigger children in the garbage disposal. Drown dana white in boiling grease. Vaporize dana white with a ray gun. Kick dana white down the stairs. Feed dana white to alligators. Slice dana white with a katana. Strap dana white to an artillery shell

Ultimate Dog Fighting Championship when???

i am so fucking depressed

>>151400546
Damn nigga, you kind of killed the thread with your wack vibes.

>>151400462
chichi rodriguez

>>151400676
you know how hard life is
when no one loves you
when you have nothing to look forward to

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came

>>151400462
the mythical ranked canadian male UFC fighter

Canada needs an Eskimo fighter

>>151400902
excuse me we refer to them as Inuit.

Every Canadian fighter will lose this week

sorry I meant Canada needs an Eskimo Inuit

Canada is garbage at MMA. Tristar is shit and Firas Zahabi is a fraud.

STAND YA BAAAASE

>>151398026
Behold, the master race....

>>151401073
Potato head

>>151401073
JDM lookin unheemable

>>151401073
they say he was born with a head band lol

>>151401073
Looks like a giant squeezed his face too hard and fucked up the proportions

creampie dana white
whatever happened to that guy anyway

heem fact: petyr yan is as much georgian as he is chinese

why did this retard get porcelain white veneers? He already had great teeth

>>151401073
Its like he put on a hard hat from the inside

>>151398463
why is beast boy the number 1 blk boy nickname? is that just the defaut starting nickname for all bla peepo?

>>151401374
mid life crysis

>>151401395
im guessing them niggas is from the suburbs
no RN would go by beast boy

>>151401374
Because it's like having armored teeth playa!

>>151398463
What about 'Beastin 28/6'

You beast 28 hours a day, but you're not afraid to take a rest every now and then.

>>151401426
yo that's actually pretty beast. may I offer you an invitation to the zeemcord?

>>151401073
Temu Armstrong lookin ahh

Farted in a white womans mouth and hair today. She was yawning at the grocery store crouched down and looking at Honey Nut cheerio so I walk by and just completely envelop her. She grimaces and stares at me, told her husband and he gave me a mean look. Didnt do anything though. Fear of Indian alphas.

Brendan Allen is canadian as fuck
its crazy i was just thinking he seems canadian then he goes on to say hes esentially canadian

>>151401737
>essentially canadian
he was born and raised in south carolina b

>>151401786
Many of his ancestors are canaide though

Oh yeah they tried to kill Mallot with the audience last time in vancouver. Hopefully he's on alert this time

they tried to kill Gamrot by shooting him out of a slingshot directly into the hue crowd

*starts shadowboxing in the empty thread*

Gmhh

>>151401885
based

All the ufc vancouver interviews are just auto playing by themselves from my computer while I phone scroll on my bed. Youtube is my boy

Kek Cheeto said his team said vancouver weed ain't shit
Vankbros...

>>151398161
turn your calendar on

>>151397842
really nice bunda, would unironically love to lick her turdcutter

>>151402207
*heems you and takes your place*

This card is banging

>>151402207
*violently tackles you into the chaos of the thread*

How come all my role models end up cheating on they aoifes?

TOM ASPENHALL BRING YOUR FAT COUNCIL HOUSE ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

4 title defences in a year is actually insane

Aspinalls dad was the IT bjj guy before that was a thing

WHAT'S WRONG WIT YUOR SON? HA? I HEAR HE BEEN, DOIN SOME BUSINESS, IN YOUR SHOES AN THAT MEAN

HE BEEN DOIN THE NUMBER TWO, IN YOUR SHOES!
*monster pop*

>>151401801
>Canadian ancestors

WHAT'S GOIN ON, TOMMY BOY? SOMETHIN WRONG IN YOU SONS HEAD? YOU GOT MORE TO WORRY ABOUT, CAUSE AT SAUDI SACRIFICE I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS!
>Scott Steiner pulls out a vintage 1976 RPG and shoots Tom's son

>>151402476
what the fuck even are Canadian ancestors? Fur trappers? They never accomplished shit really but being hockey homos and bret hart marks and now they are basically india wearing a parka

Canada was sick 25+ years ago
You have to consider with a population of just 25m or so we
Put a Canada arm on the space station
Did hockey
No beef with other countries
Baseball
Raptors
Film/tv
Etc

Name a bigger antidraw than Interim Tom

Oh and we invented insulin

long live canada

>>151402526
Jon Jones is the only Champion who had fans show up dressed as empty seats

Ciryl Goone vs Goon Aspinall

>>151402514
sounds like a bunch of greek salad to me you fucking syrup sucking bitch

Nigger

i heem with my dick biiiitch

>>151402692
https://youtu.be/xCMB1gYLiIk?si=EACHQPtDgDTjzcxt

Canada will win the Stanley Cup this year I'm Arabic

>>151402568
Sounds like some made up horseshit

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HORSE SHIT!

>>151402526
>crops out the view count

>>151402880
it does not look good for us, white generic CAW wrestling cans!

The Romans had the right idea.

Oh your heavyweight champ? Your next match is 1v1 unarmed vs this 1500lb bear with rabies

>>151402922
most coliseum fights were carny wwetier exhibition matches

>>151402526
390k views on a 10 month old video. Way higher than normal for ariel interviews. All of Jon's interviews from his hw return to a year ago are hundreds of thousands of views less.....
Jones Boner bros... We are pathetic...

>>151402929
He’s a good fighter he’s 9-1 his only loss was against a bear that killed him

Pull guard his claws aren’t that sharp

>THE MMA GURU provides predictions and betting tips for UFC Fight Night: De Ridder vs Allen. This breakdown analyzes each fight on the Vancouver card, from prelims to main event. A joint commentary stream with Bedtime MMA and Lucas Tracy is also announced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYHcoy1F3q0

Try to get the horse in an arm bar use your bjj skills

MMA works underwater right?

what it do

>>151397486 (OP)
Macgregor showing off his bj skills in that webm

THE AJ Cum In Ham

Musumeci is apparently a free agent. Imagine the bag he'll secure, Dana is going to bend over backwards to keep him the face of UFC Bjj. 9 million views in 2 days is practically pereira numbers

>>151402963
Horse don't have arms dumb idiot

Macgregor would make a good gf he is about the weight of the average woman and the Irish are naturally submissive people and have been submitting to British rule for centuries.

With sora 2 you can just ai generate fights indistinguishable from the real thing. But it will still cost more than paying humans 30/30

>>151403061
Can you sora a penis in the OP webm it should be easy he’s already making a blowjob motion

I don’t often watch ONE Champeionship, but this is going to be insane!

I, too, am a ONE World Champion.

Tomcels are so retarded they think the views are because of tom not because he is talmbout the GOAT the G stands for greatest

>>151403098
If that were the case, then Jones' interviews around that same time would have higher views than the Tom ones b... Not to ruin the party but it is what it is. Jones has never been a draw.

*hides post*
Bliss is blessed

>>151403113
I accept this clean concession.

I don’t think Macgregor actually got injured I think he faked the injury and ran off with the money like a dirty kike.

Apparently Frankie wasn't injured. Bkfc just wouldn't pay him nothin

>>151399399
That's something I've noticed from short dudes. They'll walk across the room to tell you to look at a set of titties.

>>151403173
Macgregor retired before everyone in America realized he’s the size of a middle schooler.

Somehow Joe Rogan has kept it under wraps from normies that he is umpa lumpa sized as well.

Tom has narrow shoulders i think gane sparks him

>>151403150
Sounds like a Tsarukyan thing to do.

Whaddaya hear, Whaddaya say!

Heeminder tom was eating 3500 calories a day and wondering why he wasnt getting bigger

>>151403185
>lanklet subhuman is having a melty about McGregor
Poor poor brittle subhuman....

>>151403260
He's heemed every man put in front of him on 3500 calories a day. Maybe he shouldn't change things.

>>151403260
He eats 6500 calories a day

Boycott ufc 321

>>151403280
I get to watch ikram aliskerov at 4pm, why would I boycott that?

The MMA Nuru massage

>>151403272
404 abs not found

The other guy must’ve had COVID

>>151403328
Props for knowing what that is.

>>151403272
The shorter guy has one of those roid gym bodies. You can see when he flexes that he has literally no lower back muscles or core strength besides pecs and shoulders. That’s what happens when you pin tren and do burpees for only an hour a day and no running.

To hit heavy you have to lift heavy (or do more than 45 min of meme bodyweight a day lol)

>>151403328
Props for enjoying cum and cumming

MMA guys think they are ready for the savagery of a real life and death struggle but they aren’t. Most of the time they are, but occasionally they run into the wall. UFC shit looks savage but like most sports they aren’t trying to murder the other person. Thats why they took down Tyson, because he was bringing the kill into boxing and the powers that be absolutely don’t want that.

>>151403373
Bro just stop talking. Please.

>>151403396
I am not at liberty to discuss an ongoing investigation little guy.

Mcgregor.jpg

Put all the prison tats you want on it. Still nothin but a chicken wing.

Me sampling the UFC welterweight division

>>151403412
Good. At least you know how to obey.

>>151403431
He’ll never see the light of day he’s going to be in that hospital bed forever. His whore wife will leave him soon when she realizes she married a glass bodied loser lol

>>151403425
>>151403429
>>151403434

Merry fucking Christmas pussy

>>151403425
>>151403429
talmbout chiggen b

Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream and said to bet everything on Gane

>>151403453
LETS GOOOO

Me after tom gets slept tryna impress pereira and jones

Cumming with volk

>>151403495
This man finna put a serious hurting on jake paul

Shitting with Volk

>>151403495
me on the right trying to keep up

Heeming (decision) with Volk

Canada stole Brendan allen, America stole Mike mallot

You are a nerd of you stop wanking on november

>>151403549
I stole your mom's virginity with my BBC

>>151403560
how old are you b?

>>151403652
>Where that gazella at you corny ass leprechaun, this is America.

>>151398463
Call yourself America, as we call you :) you'll be dead to our hearts as we watch you in the screen.

Proud

You might weem me pakster, but you'll never weem my love of pawg milfs.

Kek just remembered Canor called Nate a real credit to da community oh the temerity

>>151403699
This is fucking disgusting, kill yourself.

>>151403699
This is a good angle I fear it's more disappointing from the front

/box/ got us again

>>151403730
She looks like a horrendous heem talmbout nina drama tier bland and that asian guy owes are conor money

Gane? Just another bare bum in the shower for are Tom

Sadly all the "Galactic Throat" sill be doing is swallowing Gane's seed.

>>151403779
Tomcels can't help xemselves can xey

Eellia apturo Topturo, oy grahb him by the wonk nose and slap that wonked ding dong of a ting PA PA PA PA PA PA!

>>151403793
Disgusting disfigured deformed demented balding transvestite piglet freak.

tomalasisters...

>>151403821
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK what an irrelevant ugly bitch

I find myself with some rather unsightly bedfellows itt, no homo

>>151403681
okay SAARRR you know

>>151403843
Tobias is in a weird mood for some reason just let him be

You gotta be some serious attention whore to get a tattoo on your face/neck

>>151403859
Shut your mouth, you weren't even spoken tk

>>151403902
Behave and I'll post treaties

Tom's throat is out of this world, all the gay lads in Manchester have known this for years

>>151403919
>all the gay lads in Manchester
Tautology surely

>>151403930
Just like saying disgusting Finn

Just be yourself, Tomala.

>>151403918
Will you?

>>151403936
Disrespectful

>>151403954
Have I ever let you down before

Tom was seen running after Bonnie Blue's bang bus

>>151403793
>We'll see about that, Tom...
SOON

oof ouchie oww yeeowch

>desolais monsieur aspinall mais je suis le vainquer honhon
IMMINENT

real guys, incredible posts, just amazing. a good effort for the past month or so. however it's tom aspinall inside 1 round im afraid

Tom aspinall wanted piers morgan to walk him out to the octagon against jon bones jones and wonders why the ufc weren't interested

jon "crohn's" bones shit himself at the prospect of fighting someone who was actually good however

>>151403730
Is that Mini Khabib? She's really hot now that she's over the age of 18.

Jones did not shit himself at the idea of humiliating shrek he was unfairly accused of heeming female milf minge again and had to retire he'll be back for the Gane rematch and the Pereria fight

Rumble was a nightmare matchup

the baddest man on the planet

>>151404052
what a fraudolent title fight

Stipe hasn't been the baddest man in years m8 are you drunk by midday again

>>151404052
imagine he wasn't 500 years old here

Tom shitspinall is such an antidraw his sycophantic cultists are talmbout fucking stipe miocic instead lmfao

Instagram Champion Tom Aspinall

Cir! Cir! Ciryl Gane!
Hirveän miekkansa hilpeä kalistaja
Sapelia käytti - Hon hon hon hon!
Maan kauhulla hän täytti - oui oui oui oui!
Elintilaa huusi tullessaan

Least active male or female champion, Tom Aspinall.

Jon Jones defended his title, retired, and unretired since Tom Aspinall's last fight.

Hasn't Gane managed to make a whole movie in the time it's taken Tom to shit the bed by trying to appeal to neckbeards

All it takes is one reminder of the truth -that Tom Aspinall is the undisputed champion of the world, was ducked by the """GOAT""" and will defeat Ciryl Gane with the greatest of ease- and a dozen posters go looney.

The truth is he was gifted the belt and has only got tko victories over absolute shitters has the charisma of toilet paper and his son (mixed race btw) is an abomination of God

>>151404096
tomalabros... this cant be true...

Tom is a good mannered humble and honest bloke with respectful atitude, his finish rate is high and you could say he is even brave and stunning for raising a retarded son.

Why does he get so much hate around here? Is it all about some kind of envy or insecurity from ganecels?

Favourite brutal tkos?

>>151404165
Heemtards can’t handle a swagged out white boy with a galactic throat

Tom Aspinall has never won an undisputed UFC title fight, drawing parallels to Robert Whittaker.

>>151400806
I could hang myself with my BJJ belt, but it'd be embarrassing because I'm only a blue belt so people would think that I'm not only gay, but also a bum.

Cyril Gane has won −2 undisputed title fights

All I care about is the weight of them checks and my checks are always super big cummies, DANA 50GS BABY

>>151404165
It’s contrarianism. Tom is popular with mainstream fans because they see him as the good guy in the Jones saga

>>151403971
Erm yes

>>151404166
this was the scariest man in the division, the white ngannou

And I hope these are not the treats because they're GENERIC

After Tom heems Gane, he should turn heel and publicly disown his retarded son

>>151404165
He is a duplicitous weasel that even a child could see through what is the average iq in brazil

Mods know ball

>>151404210
>>151404221
I have not, now feast your eyes on this
>>151404248
That would be a way to atone for his bullshit

>>151404166
If Pavlo didnt lose his footing here he would have ko'd asspinal. Pavlo landed the smallest left hook and stunned asspinal.

>>151404219
Known for brutally standing TKOing Derrick Lewis and Tai Tuivasa

>>151404207
Tom Aspinall is not popular with any segments of fans.

>>151404320
Yeah Gane sucks

>>151404320
it's going to be a very rough matchup for cereal when he has to fight him following his loss to tom

>>151404252
you are very rude, it's the 2nd time you make me feel sad this thread

>>151404324
Cope

I feel like Gane is going to stuff the takedowns and beat tom up on the feet

>>151404325
Cyril Gane knocked both of them out.

*heems u minikhabib style with barely legal twat*

>>151404339
Brutal tkos

>>151404331
That is an apt description of your mental state.

>>151404259
Finland brazza, I can see her nipples. Dis big haram brazza pls no disrespectful nipples on heem brazza.

Cyril Gane has more victories against ranked and active UFC heavyweights than Tom Aspinall.

>>151404352
No he doesn't? They both have five

>>151404370
And Gane has only beaten one fighter in the top five

>>151404376
He was blackout drunk from all the shoeys

THE Pooeyvasa!?

If you wanna see a TKO, here is a TKO

>>151404341
onlyfans incumming

>>151404417
Injury TKOs are a form of TKO yes

a TKO is effectively a heem, joe. in the simulated deathmatch you have fallen. if herb isn't there to save you then you would perish

>>151404422
>mfw when mini khabib does a collab with dayskii

>Gane has never heemed anybody
>OK so what if he heemed tuivasa, tuivasa is a bum
>Ok so what if he schooled ngannou
>Ok so what if he coined the first reverse elbow
>Ok is what if he heel hooked Tom, tom is a bum

ok so what if heaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>151404449
Reminder that this version of Ngub needed double knee surgery

God robbed us of Ngubu vs Tom matchup. FUCK YOU GOD!

Did you guys see Mini Khabib hit those John wick style kicks blindfolded?

>>151404443
Wearing that stupid hat

>>151404466
WTF is wrong with you

>>151404487
Chipper

It's kind of weird that Mini Khabib's dad had sex with her.

Nigger

>>151404497
I know Hasbulla is over 18 but it’s still weird to fantasise about him getting raped

>>151404503
Many are saying this.

>>151404259
That's not Granny, that's not Prolific.
And that NOT a Neapolitan Pizza!

Good day Finland

>>151404513
No one finds this bit funny mate, it's like saying FightFairy is chase hooper or something. Improve yourself.

>>151404259
Link up the Dee getting fucked vid

>>151404525

>>151404526
Chase is much cuter than FightGremlin

>>151404532
Us*

>>151404537
Can you take your flirting to another board?

Tom moves like a lightweight but Gane only needs one

What in mma has you excited?

Finland and the weird gooner bong he interacts with have got to be two of the biggest losers on this general

Does Gooby have more brain damage from fighting or drug addiction?

>>151404573
Heems

You seen this kid Rory MacDonald? He's been training MMA since he was a kid. None of that "i was a boxer/wrestler/bjj guy who decided to get into MMA later" stuff. Ground up MMA fighter. We're talking GSP 2.0.

>>151404575
many are saying this

>>151404591
Brazza in the green hoodie put him on skates

>>151404578
Sucking dick. Conor McGregor.

Which is the best?

You can have aura if youre bald
You can have aura if youre short
You can't have aura as a short bald man

Sweden is the hero of the thread, as usual.

>>151404616
That's where you're wrong

Listening to Sean Brady on Ariel's youtube. He actually sounds like a great fella and it's hard not to root for him. He has logical takes.

>>151404631
case in point

>>151404616
Don't underestimate ojisans you damn hue

>>151404632
The pride of Philly baby.

Imavov vs Du Plessis is the fight to make imo

why does ailin perez have a chilean accent?

>>151404657
all beaners sound the same

>>151404657
How do you know it's chilean?

>>151404648
Then who fights for the belt Dumbass?

>>151404449
Gane turned Ng*nnou into a wrestler (scared to stand).

>>151404673
Many are saying the same about Volkov and Tomala.

>>151404671
RDR will fight for the belt, he said he knew something the crowd didn't know in the presser and believe he has the next shot. Call me a dumbass again and I will heem you

>>151404165
Because he's not humble, smug bitch off camera.

>>151404575
By losers do you mean losers at losing? Correct. Guys you'd beg to be friends with as a teenie weenie.

Work your yourself lad

Tom can’t wrestle Gane he’s been training with Brazzas
And if he does he’s a coward
And if he isn’t Jon did it quicker
And if he didn’t it was a fluke

>>151404575
>the weird gooner bong
he's arabic

>>151404680
His big secret is that they’re booking Khamzat early next year, probably after Ilia

"MERAB IS TOP 5 OF ALL TIME"

lol, lmao even. is he even top 5 amongst all current active fighters?

>>151404063
Prime CTEpe was heemed by Struve and DC, B. I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.

>>151404564
I'll smack you up

>>151404728
That’s an incredibly retarded ranking that makes no sense

>>151404575
What's weird about me? Do you not like women too?
You absolute faggot

You did save gooby's meng pics? Right anon?

>>151404745
you lack brain capacity to interpret numbers, vibe guy.

>>151404754
Of course b, I'm not an animal.

>>151404728
This is incredibly stupid

>>151404728
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>151404728
this is incredibly factual

Brandon moreno and Dricus top 10 all time (proven by heckin science!)

>>151404728
I've been saying for a while that Belal without a weight cut would take Tomala for a trip on Air Palestine

Finna goon to some mid looking pawg milfs

RDR is not good. There is a decent chance he loses to Allen and if he doesn’t, Khamzat smokes him in a round

Nigger

>>151404808
????how does she wipe?

*checks hand* thank God I am white

16 hours
450 posts

>>151404865
This is why I trust Erin blanchfields flat ass more

>>151404892
Now do /box/

>>151404892
>anime
>retard
every time

>>151404909
21 hours 38 minutes
22 posts

>>151404867
>tf
>white
Pick one

>>151404867
Which part of Italy are you from?

CHILLS

>>151404957
I didn't know weidman got cut

What is it about Pulie that just makes you want to laugh at him

DON'T BRAG ABOUT TAKING MY SIDE HEEMS

>>151405034
KEK

wheres the dane I need to ask him something

>>151405034
Fucking kek

>>151404575
You spam the board day and night about sperm and shit

Charles Oliviera
>>151404525
>>151404532
If it was pensioners you were after then why didn't you say so have you seen this yet

>>151404808
That's a nice brapper
>>151404865
>>151404902
Use a bidet you savages

>>151405097
Is this how lesbians have sex?

>>151405111
No this is what happens when you eat Popeye's spicy burger

>>151405097
This reminded me of my friend who scams rich people with tarot readings and new age stuff.

>>151405097
At least this is niche, you're in the right direction. They're not attractive one iota though.

Good day

>>151405097
I see lots of these hippie euro gilfs here i think i should hit on one

>>151405146
You're being awfully picky and cantankerous

We love Baal here.

Is ONE having the 16 fight bonanza this weekend and is Friday Fights on tomorrow

>>151405162
I said good day

chills

>>151405184
I'll dig up my old prolific folder but it's going to take a bit of time alright

>>151405138
>>151404808
>>151404865

Thirsty, thirsty Thursday!!

I think that's a good amount of decent contribution to a stagnant thread

>>151405196
Alright

Well perhaps the beautiful swans of the lake deserve a mention too

Hey Italy, you didn't say which part of Italy you're from? We're fascinated by your beautiful country

>>151405087
You are 40 years old and spend the majority of your life next to your rotting mother's corpse dirty talking a nigger online.

>>151405258
Turn your monitor on

You guys will nOt approve of my dinner tonight

>>151405264
Clozapig’s momma’s moldy maggot filled corpse?

>>151405263
You are an unemployed 40 year old pedophile virgin who spends his waking life flirting and gooning with a nigger with a mustache.

>>151405280
It's still off b

>>151405280
Factual post sadly

>>151405279
It's a mess but I loiiike iiittt.

You've got to stop following sneed. It's getting pathetic

>>151405285
What would your father think looking up on you, seeing you arousing yourself with a nigger boy?

Shame the whole gang is here and the thread is about to end

Good morning spammy.

>>151405301
>>151405301
>>151405301

>>151405299
Owning a slave isn't much different to owning some bitcoin

>>151404867
check the other side to be sure.