Thread 151400926

Tusky Edition
Last time >>151396803

my flames are down :(

official mountain club for anyone wondering

It's going to take the flames months to climb out of this 1-4 deficit.

alright blues are frauds

>>151400948
thanks for the clarification

The Flames are still an amazing team with a great fanbase

I put on hawks blose since mammies are blacked out.

>>151400955
Nah... Joel Hofer is just a shit goalie.. lets look at whose in net for the Blackhawks
>Arvid Soderblom 2 GA 8 SA
HOLY FUCK THE BLUES ARE FRAUDS

Andersson is such a pussy. Not playoff material

>>151400968
Id argue the best

>>151400926 (OP)
huomenta :DDD

reichel has 2 of their goals and has the least icetime on the team...

>>151400968
As soon as I read that. I knew they were losing. LOL let me laugh at you fag

1st for false rape accusations ruining careers tee hee!

>>151401012
I think so too

>>151400990
yea?

>>151401009
Lol beautiful. What a goal!

>>151401018
Why are you so jealous of the Flames?

>>151400995
Another rerun but that classics never get old

>>151400939
When is he going to formally claim Bedard?

>>151400926 (OP)
He looks pretty darn good. Unlike that last piece of shit mascot the NHL tried to make

Why is /hoc/ a kinda dead genny compared to /mlb/?

>>151401067
>jealous of losing
Skipped your meds today?

>31.5 minutes into the game
>flumes have 6 shots

>>151401096
no powerhouse teams

>>151401009
I missed real hockey

>>151401096
because its October

go
F L A M E S

Tonight, long stick goes boom.

>>151401096
Weird rhythm to the start of the season and the cup favorite got crippled by injuries

>>151401114
now finally
a good post

nice fight klapka!! happy to have him

>>151401114
This!

>>151401114
Go where? surly not to the cup finals

>>151401151
dont be so sure!

>>151401151
To special ed classes

>>151401170
Its full

Wangz

>>151401177
Flames go to the high functioning room, Canucks to the other room

>>151401096
I'm a regular here but havent been posting and havent even really started watching hockey yet because the jays are in the baseball playoffs. It's actually nice not caring about the first two weeks of the season.

this is honestly looking good for the flames. only down 2-1 and we're getting completely gary'd by the refs as per ush but devin cooley is looking better than i thought.

According to moneypuck, this is worth .921 xG because it was a tip in off of a rebound. Just do this every game and you'll easily win

>>151401191
Good plan leaf. The Canucks would bite to much

cooley has a better save % than dustbin wolf

>>151401096
Oh also this thread is filled with spam from fans of a shit team that pretend like their team isn't complete garbage. It's boring.

>>151401212
Flames have the best goalie tandem in the league

>>151401096
>why is an important playoff game more popular than 2 hockey games featuring SHIT teams
retard

trb is officially a janny
/hoc/ is officially dead

only one team here is shit

>>151401224
i notice they took that announcement down too kek

>>151401224
Welp time for you to leave then. Guess what noone will miss you. Bye.

>>151401224
trb is a fag lel

the detoilet dead wings have accidentally defeated the defending stanley tumbler champions the Sunrise Panthers in a critical conference matchup

>>151401096
flames are a dimeless draw try coming back on a day they arent playing

a FEISTY 2nd period 'tween my flames and the mammoth's

>>151401224
kipshit was a janny too. where is that faggot now?

>>151400948
bruins can claim vermont!!!!

Which starter are you guys picking in pokemon? For me it's the little water crocodile.

Shut the fuck up about the flames

>>151401282
I didn't play anything passed gen 1

>>151401096
/hoc/ just started. we're experimenting with new gimmicks. we'll peak during playoffs

>>151401196
why would you care, the laffs haven't done anything since your grandparents were young

>>151401270
You gotta make an edit like this to prove it fren

>>151401293
>mention the blue jays
>that means im a laffs fan
Gonna call me a jeet next ya fuckin moron.

>>151401301
GMS

>>151401284
wtf they are my home town team :(

>>151401270
Naturally

>>151401295
i dont have friggen photoshop

>>151401270
we don't fucken talk about vemont or the dumb mitches that lived there for a time

>>151401282
the piglet
i have a vague memory of these all growing up into abortions though

>>151401314
What kinda character do you want on the left?

>>151401337
Hey did you hear about the NHL airing games on that Now9 station or something? What do you think about that?

his final form looks kinda cool kek

are there any streams with aussie commentators? or is gary trying to grow the game™ there with american english?

are the flames bad or is utah good

>>151401391
idk about utah but flames are pretty good

>>151401343
the bear from the bruins commercials? or sad ben affleck in a bruins hat idk

>>151401391
Flames are bad.

>>151401381
>Australians when the commentator says "color" instead of "colour"

holy fuck the blues are literally my asshole after 3 shits in one day

I wish I had the view from one of the obstructed seats in the Mammath Arena

>>151401014
Huomenta but the opposite

>>151401358
I actually never watch TV, so this is the first I've heard. But if it's on 9Now it might be decent? The recent Olympics coverage on the platform was pretty comprehensive. Let's see...

From the looks of it, this is an outreach type deal where they're airing select games for free, which makes sense as the D+ subscription gives you ESPN, which seems to have every game and multiple broadcast feeds. It seems like a good idea.
Supposedly this will have some kind of unique commentary instead of a local team. Anyone's guess what that'll be like.

what's with seider not hitting as much this year? he's surpassed 200 every season and only hit 6 times in 4 games this year.

Tonight has proven we have completely run out of NHL level goaltenders.

>>151401416
we call those roys here now

>named hofer
>will not come anywhere close to the hof

why havent any of the /hoc/ "lifelong" mammoths fan been inside the delta center yet?

>>151401439
Brutal

>>151401418
They renovated a chunk of them out of existence. Note the steep seating on the ends of the bowl where before they had a Honky style set up

>>151401311
America burned down cucknadian cities. a few decades later, cucknadians read in the newspaper that the british burned down a single building in America.

>>151401439
Not true, he is in his local HS's HOF.

relevant:
>In a unique collaboration, Nine and the NHL have developed a bespoke broadcast feed specifically for the Australian market. Produced by NHL Productions in its state-of-the-art studio in New York City, the feed will provide viewers with a tailored experience, featuring:
>Dedicated commentators providing play-by-play commentary and analysis tailored for the Australian audience.
>Customised intermission coverage with in-depth analysis, player profiles and explainers on the rules of the game to engage both new and existing fans.

I'd say this will lean toward explanatory material and differentiating it from field hockey, which audiences are more likely to know about as that's what gets the generic 'hockey' label here.

>>151401429
Having a elite (non-choker) goalie should be as advantageous as having an elite forward or defenceman. 10 years ago goalies were too interchangeable.

>>151401450
trb still seething about something that canadians did over 200 years ago

>>151401457
you weren't even watching this sport 10 years ago. Shut the fuck up.

>>151401449
Needs a Jurassic Park style mammoth display in the arena

>>151401282
chikorita but all three options are dogshit

how the fuck are the blackhawks scoring all these goals and bedard doesn't have one?

>>151401461
>canadians
there is that cucknadian (lack of) reading and comprehension we all know and love.

HAHAHHAHAHAH BLUES AND MAMMOTH SUCK COCK SHIT TEAMS

>>151401456
>Oi that Marchand is a mad cunt 'e is
>That's roight Bruce, 'e's a real rippah

>>151401462
>i'm a newfag so everyone else is

I've been here since 2011

red team > blue team

>>151401470
boy is bubblin' 'bout a lil' buildin' burnin'

hawks running up the score

taking the blues out of my playoff picks
gl next season bros

>>151401477
>still replying
kwacanacuck. good boy.

>>151401456
typical jewish boardroom sounding slop

tim cahill and andrew bogut might know puck

daaaaaaaaaaaaaa hawks
>>151401466
steals n assists

>>151401484
why does canada burning down the whitehouse make you mad? it's ancient history

>>151401492
who?

>>151401475
No one cares.

>>151401466
The Blues have been intentionally walking him

>>151401457
There's a difference between middling goaltending and "getting blown the fuck out by the 25-26 Blackhawks" goaltending.
There's a bigger separation between Hofer and Vasilevskiy than Ceci and Dahlin.

>still replying
good boy.

>>151401474
They will appreciate the ritual fighting. There's less of that in local televised sport than you might expect.
>>151401485
I mean, that's the press release from Nein, so it would sound like that. From the description I'm expecting it to play out like coverage of slightly obscure sports, where there's color commentary and someone to explain the rules in a simple way but no favoritism for any team.

why arent the blues giving binnington any consistent playing time? hofer has started more games than him this season.

Why are they seething at Canada again?

>>151401501
lol based

>>151401498
>retarded american realizes that some people watched hockey before gary "grew the game" to him

>>151401505
Only because Hofer plays more minutes in a game. Build a D corps of 6 Ceci's and you'll see something worse

>>151401518
>y-yeah but! f-fuckin a-american!!!
kek boilin' bitch

>>151401515
trb's bubblin' cause >we burned down the white house

>>151401525
>get exposed
>seethe and reply non-stop until you get the last word so you feel like you won

>>151401525
see this is why there is no point in talking hockey, because you just keep bubbling. raped bitch ruins another thread seething about canada.

flames on the powerplay now come on böys

>>151401518
I've been around longer than you've been born bud

>>151401526
no heckin way
again?

i'm trying to watch the flames dab on utah can you nerds shut up and get a room

>>151401538
yea you are a 48 year old raped retard we know

More of my streams are swedish than they used to be, is this a sign of rising unrest and lawlessness in the country

>>151401531
back in my day there was a bertuzzi that was a lot more badass

>>151401475
remember when this place was good

>>151401531
Christ, he didn't even attempt to push off there.
That has to be nerves or something because he clearly went to start then just decided not to for whatever reason.

>>151401552
the pre-trb times

>>151401538
>posting on /sp/ in the 90s

Impressive

Retard

>>151401552
It was just less bad. Busier and full of tripfags but somehow fewer attention whores.

>>151401424
Need to get my hands on those broadcasts

>>151401568
I just miss when people actually created OC

>>151401564
make me young again

why is this leaf having a melty?

>>151401556
probably a pretty quick play if it still looks pretty fast in a frame by frame slow mo, would have been a flailing reactionary save at best.

>>151401456
Neeeed to see this

>>151401576
9now is the Nine network's internet streaming presence, not premium content, though it does ask people to have a login. A vpn might be all you need.

holy fug how many times do we have to teach you this lesson
/hoc/ is for
f r e n s

>>151401585
because im trying to talk hokkei with frens and you are yelling retardedly

>>151401593
Finns are not frens

Who is the joe flacco of hockey?

I love my /hoc/ friends

>>151401501
That's barely a hill.

>>151401600
Yes they are

Cross check the nigger BASED BASED BASED

>>151400948
Ontario has a mountain.

>>151401600
finns are the best frens tho

another meme game with a meme score

>>151401619
>Ishpatina Ridge is the highest point of land in the Canadian province of Ontario, at an estimated 693 m (2,274 ft) above sea level. Ishpatina Ridge rises approximately 300 m (984 ft) above the immediate area. It was only truly recognized as Ontario's highest point after topographical mapping by the Government of Canada revealed this fact in the 1970s. Before then, the more popular Maple Mountain was thought to be higher.[

bruh

>>151401619
Holy fug gonna have to add another row to the collage

>>151401608
Based

please be kind to finns :(

GO FLAMES GO

Are the blackhawks going to be a not bottom 10 team this year

>>151401626
What the fuck? What's the score?

>>151401628
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ishpatina goes walking

>>151401626
if you had a team with 6 logan maillouxs on defense and binnington in net they would be worse than a team with average defense and hofer in net. leaving your stick in the shooting lane like that when the goalie has a clear look at it, quick way to find yourself stapled to the bench on any select team.

>>151401637
8-3 rapeys

>>151401628
it counts

>log in to /hoc/
>check my blues score
>hofer is getting lit up
>log off /hoc/ and go back to sleep

>>151401635
connor is a bottom if you know what I mean

>>151401616
>>151401622
absolutely fucking wrong

>>151401653
hehe gay sex XP

>>151401449
I thought they were supposed to build a new arena because of the olympics

LOL that empty netter

>>151401653
this is the year he advances to power bottom

Dynasty bros...

damn flames lost :(

still this wasnt a bad game at all, im proud of our böys tonight. go flames, cya on saturday <3

I’m happy Bedard is playing with an edge so far this year. He looks a lot bigger

Good guys went 4-0 today :)

>>151401667
That's what people were guessing but I suppose they liked their current location too much

How bad are the oilers...

AHAHAHAAHAH

>>151401633
Lmao they said finnns are the happiest people on earth

>>151401674
See you Sunday sweedebro :)

why do the showers get to beat up on dustbin wolf twice before having to play a real team even once?

guys did my boy Kadri score? laffs legend

>>151401633
this is why you bully them

>>151401672
All going according to plan

>>151401678
They can't score right now and against Calgary Skinner decided to gift them 2 goals

Only winning the Battle of Alberta all season is extremely based.

Every team now has at least 2 points... except for the islanders who have zero

>>151401712
The plan is the lose every game except against the oilers and in doing so cuck the oilers out of the playoffs by 1 point

>>151401674
just pick a different team and you will win

>>151401717
That's what you get for stealing Schaefer

>>151401674
Did this fucking retard really stay up all night just to watch some shitty canadian team lose?
What a loooooooser

>>151401580
ummm

>>151401746
Of course an American poster wouldn't understand what it means to be a real hockey fan.

are all leafs this asspained?

>>151401749
NICE
still not as good as toiletbro

>>151401746
>stay up all night just to watch some shitty canadian team lose?
sounds based to me

>>151401765
Yes

>>151401732
>bandwagon advocater
pathetic

>>151401749
>>151401580
we need more /hoc/ OC

I'm gonna be real lads
I miss our clubbies

>>151401749
quit your day job

gary missed a golden opportunity to grow the game™ to the hispanic market not calling them real salt lake

After all these years it still stands true

>>151401799
club de fútbol salt lake

>>151401777
bring back RPH

>>151401746
that's just trb on vpn

>>151401818
he's too retarded to use a vpn

>>151401810
This butt mountain hours

grooming boys on nhl blast on roblox

>>151401810
The realest hours on /hoc/.

Dare we start believing again? It's been nothing but hurt in the past more than several years

>>151401879
they looked pretty good tonite, but the bloose were also kicking themselves in the dick from the whistle
hope, yes, belief? not yet

The new calgary arena will have tard rooms. You cant make this shit up

>>151401908
is that for the medically assisted suicides?

wew

Why didn't you leafs spam /mlb/ after the jays won? is that no longer a thing

>>151401916
Broberg has to be the most overrated 2nd pairing D in the entire league.

logged into pokemon for a bit.

>>151401759
Oh really?

>>151401947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAgJ1NW7Fk

>>151401908
>>151401912
This has been long overdue for them

>>151401908
lower bowl or upper bowl

*throws poo at /hoc/*

>>151402000
you have to watch the st louis blues now. gary said so.

My Ashkenazi Wife really likes the Mammoth
She says they do good hockey

>>151401879
don't stop believin

my southeast asian wife is more of a panthers girl

my big titty goth gf loves the flyers

I'm still awake and watching the Blue Jays in 30 on SN and they just ran a commercial for Wednesday Night hockey asking if the Sens will 'steal the show' or will the 'youthful Sabres take control?' Everywhere I turn god seems to mock me. Life is suffering.

>playoff performer
>can't show up in the regular season

Why does this happen?

Panties are doomed

>>151401879
The hawks record and play has been on the constant uptrend ever since they traded away that massive bum Seth Jones. It's the big tipping point getting rid of such an ass player's dead weight
Yes I know what he did in Florida, I don't fucking care, he was a massive fucking piece of shit here and should not have even been on the ice ruining this team for as long as he did

>>151401922
there's probably some muslim or paki holiday today
that'd be why most of the brown people are occupied

>>151402115
Awawawawawaaaaaa

>>151401922
I guess they mis-Judged how good they were.

>>151402209
He's like the opposite of Mitch Marner.

My wings are 3-1

will the ducks ever have /hoc/'s respect

>>151402351
Woah! They're really taking off!
LOOK AT THEM GO

>>151402363
im having fun watching them

>>151402363
It's possible. I root for them when I can

>>151401622
Do finns have a nickname for ukko-pekka or do you just call them ukko or pekka, because hyphenated names are cancer in any language.

>>151402365
To the moon baby

>>151402400
Ukko-Pekka is one of their national heroes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pehr_Evind_Svinhufvud

Didn’t sleep all night to watch these shitty games and now I have to go to work

wish i was dead desu

don't worry my Habs are playing in 17 hours

>rapey is a janny now
Well there goes the only thing in life I enjoy

utah mother fucking sucks

>>151402561
He's a fucking crybaby

>>151402478
we would miss you

shedule tomorrow

>>151402478
What going on fren

>>151402594
and the mammoth aren't good either

breaking news: bud1278

bud did not 1

It's Real Pacific Hours

>>151402738
>size 39 is normal for an adult

>>151402677
sovl

>>151402739
Why are flames oilers and showers here

>>151402561
/hoc/ has killed bigger jannys

>>151402677
>2018+7
>Still using the "we don't need you" video
Jesus christ

>>151402800
cope we still don't need him

>>151402800
This guy isnt funny but all these retards are too retarded to tell so they slop it up

my blackhawks

>>151402775
they're talking about you you retarded dumbass

>>151402828
...no they are not

My hecking Wangz

remember erik brannstrom

knights play today :)
>>151402968
ya kwab we traded him for stone

>>151402911
I say this too

>>151402824
>my
What position do you play mate

poo peeland

my team is SHIT

>>151403123
Based calgary resident

>>151403118
Team rape advisor

Barely had sex in my entire life

>>151403146
Fly to the states and you can get mad sheboon action

>>151403146
I have sex about 4 or 5 times a week

>>151403165
>never scored
Just like my rags

>>151403146
KWAB

>>151403153
Learn something new evey day

>>151403247
Any dockers

-1 M

Just found out Itagaki died :(

>>151403358
rip oatmealface, i loved your video game boobs

>>151402677
wew lad

>0-5
>the absolute oblast of munaishy

only one team worse than the flames and of course its my islanders

Flames and Islanders mentioned

>>151403555
NO SUTOPPU PURAY

Huomenta

>>151403358
>tfw american pigdogs outlive you

The Flames won the story last night

that story didnt include playing in the playoffs

Good morning /hoc/! The KWAB might reach its conclusion soon as the Sabres took themselves out of the running thanks to a commanding win yesterday! Who between the Sharks and the Islanders will bring it home?

>>151403926
The shorks have it in them

>>151403926
Sharks will win soon

>>151403926
It's time to hit the randomize button again.
>today mack and sharkie will be defence

My Jackies play tonight :)

>>151403693
>>151403693
iltapäivää

yoooooooooo

>>151402209
>only one pupper adopted this season
Cmon benny score sum fukken goals tonite you lazy bum

>>151403358
>>151403377
>>151403763

>>151403985
Early season standings are always fun

you're only allowed to post in this thread if your team is still undefeated

>>151403991
Unfortunately, 1993 always eventually intrudes, right?

the first drop of coffee that hits my tongue every day triggers my morning marner

>>151403991
Detroit is going to win the Atlantic division
Everyone else is somehow worse

>>151404019
my habbies aren't worse bozo think again

The Wings took a flyer on a cheap coach 3 years ago, but are now paying a qualified coach.

>>151404006
...or 1967

wordle in 4

>>151403987
cute doggy :3

>>151403926
shorks have gary points its already ogre for the islels

>>151404073
>mcLELlan
>qualified

>>151404124
My Islanders may be the only team in the NHL that has yet to record a point but at least they're better than last year.

Avalanche v Blue Jackets
Kraken v Senators
Predators v Canadiens
Panthers v Devils
Jets v Flyers
Rangers v Maple Leafs
Oilers v Islanders
Canucks v Stars
Hurricanes v Ducks
Bruins v Golden Knights
Penguins v Kings

/hoc/ will feast today

What are some differences you’ve seen in your team so far this season compared to last?

>>151404067
>lost to my shit leafs
Habs are dog shit and will finish behind Detroit

>>151404177
For my Jackies, the goalies have been a lot better, but our special teams are awful

>>151404177
Maclellan has the Wings playing more aggressively, same as he did with shorks and soilers, both were self entitled soft shit teams, like Wings. I can see some of these guys parked in the press box if they revert.

good morning everyone, friendly reminder to laugh at the senators and their fans

>>151404233
To include St. Dylan.

>>151404244
Kinda rude

>>151404143
it's unusually heavy for a Thursday, Gary usually has one or two lightly scheduled days, for some reason

>>151404255
>yesterday was 4 games
>weeks probably fucked up cause of the Saturday schedule for Frozen Gary

>>151404244
I'm not going to be mean to anyone on /hoc/

>>151401124
>Cup favourite

its ok bro, Hyman and Walman will be back soon enough.

>>151404244
Imagine letting in 20 goals in 4 games

>>151401151
to the first pick in the draft at this rate

>>151404265
No one will notice

>>151404010
It normally takes me half an hour to take a marner

>>151404265
Looks like I have to pickup the slack once again

>>151404197
The tournament will still be kino, right?

>>151404312
No.

>>151404277
imagine letting in 8 goals in one game then extrapolating that

>>151404323
Cope I can't expropriate I dont do math.

>>151401698
>Can't score right now

?????

>>151404284
I noticed, I also noticed your stringy blue hair you ghoul, now BEGONE! BANISHED BACK TO THE 'CORD

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>151401678
oiler were this bad last season and yet still made the playoffs

I’m sorry Vancouver but you must lose today.

jesus fucking christ
imagine allowing 8 from shitcongo

>>151404312
The rinks will be untested/uncertified, and it is just one thing that has been reported; who knows what their hiding to save them from bad press
Traffic is already shit in Italy, so add tourists and athletes/staff traffic to that, getting from hotel to arena to airport is going to be an impressive mess
The world is a quagmire of dissent and hostility at present, so the real threat of a terrorist attack exists, but isn't being addressed at all
>Oh, yes, lad, this tourney will be the Tits, legendary

>>151404344
huomenta, fren
>rags

Battle of the Retards

>>151404358
This is what I was saying yesterday. Italy is a shithole and there were much better places to host the Olympics.

>>151404358
shut up pussy geez

>>151404354
And nazar cellies while you’re fighting

>>151404358
Italy has been having problems with West Nile virus and bedbug infestations too

>>151404349
>made the playoffs
Jen

MY NHL HEROES??? ON A BUS??? WON'T STAND FOR IT!!!

>>151404382
more than the fumes accomplished

>>151404366
I'd like to add that this is a La Niña year and the weather has been hinky as fuck
So who knows what the outdoor events are going to look like or whether any of the surfaces will be ideal
could be a lot like Beijing
>>151404381
Fan-fucking-tastic, call Amnesty International and the UN for aid right away

They’ve just cast a Finnish actor to play Jesus in the Passion of the Christ sequel.

I'M HEARING TERRIFYING RUMOURS THAT MY NHL HEROES MUGHT HAVE TO BE BUNKING UP TWO TO A ROOM!!?!? IS THIS THE OLYMPICS OR AUSCHVITZ?????

>>151404358
Crosby’s final Olympics will be this shitshow :(

>>151401391
You can film flam the flames

>>151404400
IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!! HE'S GOING TO BE ROOMING WITH MCKINNON WTF MY NHL HEROES!!!

>>151404375
The most stupidest shit ive seen in a while

>>151404405
Crosby already wanted to room with MacKinnon :3

>>151401449
>obstructed view seats
>no car

>>151404397
There’s reasons to have concerns. Remember Paris? No AC, bedbugs in the shitty cots they gave athletes, moldy food, intentionally messed up schedules to sabotage athletes, etc

will anyone ever break wayne's record of 92 goals in a season?

>>151404414
laine

>>151404397
I wonder who will get to room with Wolf

>>151404406
Unbelievably based

>>151404413
NEVER FORGET RIP ALL THISE DEAD ATHLETES FROM THE PARIS OLYMPICS #NOTANOTHERPARIS #NOACWTF

>>151404420
Probably Hellebuyck

>>151401633
Is bully a viable strategy to get rid of bad Finn contracts?

>>151401633
Why are Finns so unhappy? I’d love to live there

NOW I'M HEARING THEIR PERSONAL CHEFS WILL BE FORCED TO USE ITALIAN INGREDIENTS, WTF MY NHL HEROES ARE NOT USED TO THAT SLOP GIVE THEM BIG YUMMY YANK FOOD NOW!!!

>>151401577
>>151401501
Beautiful! But I’m not sure that’s Vermont

>>151404454
it's cold and they don't eat vegetables

>>151403926
Isles shall go 0-4 by starting Rittich against the Oilers and it will be the worst start of a season in history

>>151404361
Ez win for the leafs if the rags are hosting

>>151401619
Ontario has ridges and slopes not mountains .
They look like mountains but only from certain angles making them the traps of geographical features

>>151404468
Do Italians eat chickpea pasta? Mac might be in trouble

>>151404502
Italians mainly eat canned ravioli

who is the philip rivers of hockey?

>>151404473
I’d rather live in winter than summer

>>151404502
Cale must be happy to be allowed to eat real food for a change

Da Blackhawks

>>151404508
Source?

Tomorrow is Friday :D

can you imagine how shitty that rags locker room is? i wonder who jt is lashing out at.

>>151404567
Thank God :DD

>>151404544
Mac will still monitor makar’s every meal in Italy. No pizza for that albertan

flo has a 24/7 stream now
if you even care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMu8HuYpRk

>>151400926 (OP)
based Mormons

>>151404613
>infinite content
Cringe

>>151404613
>The tuscon roadrunners is the last remnant of the Coyotes existing
grim

>>151404613
Thanks

>>151404635
>The 2025-2026 NYI are the last remnant of the 1979-1984 Islanders existing
Grim

>>151404661
sad but true

>>151404555
It came to me in a dream

Should the 80s oilers be considered dynastic if they never won more than 2 cups in a row?

>finish all daily games
>still have 5 hours of meeting today
kill me

>>151404361
/hoc/'s dream shitposting matchup

might go to this just for the ashton bernard/george davis fight

>>151404740
The >rags dont have any shitposting power as all their fans here overdosed on spray paint

>>151404747
Based have fun at minor puck!

>>151404740
Sad to miss it

>>151404747
trip down memory lane for sure. shall be a spicy evening too.
my fav george davis moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICgmYbvdiA
my fav ashton bernard moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCltLtRcc48

>>151404472
god i wish i lived here. any US anon wants to get married so i can move there? no homo of course

>>151404797
Are you a cute grill by chance?

Have laffs fallen from Fraud Tier to Shit Tier?

>>151404797
Id love to live there with you but there are no jobs in that region

>>151404815
no, but i could be one tho (male)

>>151404834
surely there's gotta be something. i wouldn't be picky desu

>>151404835
I'll marry you

flames would have won yestarday if wolf were in net

>>151404849
I think so too

>>151404840
it’ll be tough but we’ll have to do seasonal and manual labor. hope you like working on ski resorts

>flames would have won if..
no

Flames and islanders should merge into one team

>>151404849
We say “would of” here

Shut the fuck up about the fumes

No

Flims are Satan's minions. Their souls are lost.

Can’t even believe I’m saying this but based Vegas for cucking Edmonton

Should the Flames get rid of the autism room?

>>151404846
nice, packing rn.
>>151404862
>working on ski resorts
hell yeah. already did briefly after school and it wasn't that bad.

>>151404896
>based vegas

>>151404896
Shit and piss theme complete

>>151404896
Makes sense. Since Vegas doesn’t have any actual fans and is merely a tourist attraction for bored boomers there’s no one that’ll really protest this decision

>>151404896
reddit is not happy with this

>>151404917
do reddit troons even watch hockey?

bought a frozen pidzer from lidl for tonight's games

>>151404896
carter hart sucks

>>151404926
Yum! What kind?

im gonna win the cup AND get mckenna!

>>151404931
ham-tuna-pepperoni, fren

*four months later*
NOOOOO MUH FLAMIES ARE DOGSHIT BUT NOT DOGSHIT ENOUGH FOR MCKENNA IT GARY BETTMANS FAULT!

>>151404896
Even if heart wasn't dirtied by a scandel over a million is too much

>>151404940
Woah nice fit pekka :)))

>>151404940
Tuna on pizza?

>>151404177
>i can't score

>>151404334
Yeah that's awful. 3rd goal was an empty netter. 6 real goals in 3 games, only 3 5x5.

>>151404949
Has he even played at all since his leave of absence?

>>151404177
my team is SHIT

>>151404941
another opportunity to bust out this gem

>>151404969
Free skates at the local arena probably

>>151404896
SHARTER HART CANT STOP MARNERING

>>151404971
Each team is special and deserves a big hug.

My team is surprisingly good this year, and it doesn't feel real
Feels like a trick, also it's ridiculously early in the season to start making calls, but here we all are, shot callin'

If you take away a few lucky bounces, the Flames would be 5-0

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

>>151404994
Good luck to your wongs

>>151404999
They're damned and on their way to Hell.

>>151404509
Louis John Sutter

>>151405009
I think the future is bright for the Flames and the Flamiacs

Have soilers fallen from Fraud Tier to Shit Tier?

>>151405017
Yes, the fires of Hades are very bright and hot, for all eternity.

>>151405020
too early to tell, check back near Turkey Day

>>151405042
Turkey day already passed

>>151405051
canadian thanksgiving is about as fake as calgary's support ITT

>>151405051
for Maplestahn, November Turkeyday is for Burgerstahnis
>please be more respectful, as this is an international forum
Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter

>>151405068
we get it, you're a raped faggot who can't form a coherent sentence

>>151405056
as is real as fuck

>>151405078
*in

>>151405056
Cool story but L + ratio + touch grass + youre what no pussy does to a mf + kick rocks + raped bitch supports your argument

I'm a bandwagon Flames fan

>>151404940
enjoy your pidser Pekka :)

>>151405056
If American Thanksgiving was real they'd put it in October like ours plus it's a great way to start the hockey season

Is Blackhawks a fraud franchise?
>original six team
>only 6 stanlees
>had to tank for toews/kane to win 3 of those
>immediately tanks again after toews/kane to draft bedard

I'm a bandwagon Sabres fan

>>151405100
The real question us why couldn't they continue winning after 2015

>>151405093
Repent or you will suffer their eternal damnation.

Kinda weird how burger holidays are always exact copies of ours but a bit after
Same thing with canada day and usa day.

>>151405098
we can't combine Turkey Days, Maplestahn, that would be absolute madness
>you're fucking crazy, man, nutso-gonzo

I can't imagine anything that would be worse for my anxiety than having to find the retard room

>>151405115
There isn't a USA day anon (unless you mean every day)

>>151405088
Jen

>>151405110
I donated blood and became a lifelong Flamiac

>>
>usa day.

can the next thread be luleå themed please? we play soon

>>151405128
Oh no, I fear for your immortal soul. We can consult scripture. You may yet be saved from your terrible fate.

>>151405117
The current dome layout literally makes no sense, Depending on where you are in the bottom bowl you either have to enter via the bottom concourse or middle concourse.

>>151404992
>Not calling him Sharter Fart

You had one job you fucking faggot

>>151405137
great idea

>>151405141
I think if I make enough Flames posts, they will turn it around and make the playoffs

Can the next thread be a flims exorcism theme please?

>>151404953
Tuna & ham (+ pepperoni at extra cost, if one wants to be fancy) is the most popular topping combination here for some ungodly reason, passed down throughout generations from the ancient days of the 1980s. Some sages later made the radical choice to introduce pepperoni to the mix, after they determined that humans were capable of surviving spices other than the traditional flavorings of salt and butter. Who was it that first decided to curse us with a pizza culture of canned tuna and ham? Was it all started as a joke? We'll probably never know. The story behind Swedish mayo pizza is probably just as absurd.

>>151405154
This
The problem is we aren't posting enough

>>151405165
>>151405165
>>151405165
New

>>151405164
The players are working so hard and we're letting them down :(

For Americans who are not privy: in Sweden, Luleå is known as a sosse city, characterized by unending leftist rule, support for mass immigration, feminism and LGBTQ activism.

>>151405178
how is that different from any other city in sweden kwab

>>151405164
The possession shows itself in manic posting. Oh my heart grieves for you all.

>>151405178
That's every city in every Western country :'(

>>151405056
this but columbus day
the holiday added to american calendar solely to appease italian immigrants but forgot to look into his background of rape and pillaging the new world

if i placed sweden here that would be perfect because calgary would be luleå

>>151404896
Hart said he wouldn’t play for a Canadian team.

>>151404896
Meanwhile the islanders are starting Big Save Dave against Edmonton