Thread 151403314

>JJ Watt: "I ran into an indian Uber driver who said he did the rankings for PFF"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNz3VF-IKE8

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

Kangz

>>151403360
Are they going to win next week?

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 7 Edition!

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 32 (+3 | +3)
2. Detroit Lions 31 (-1 | -1)
3. Philadelphia Eagles 29.5 (-1 |-1.4)
4. Buffalo Bills 29.1 (-1 | -1)
5. Los Angeles Rams 27.6 (+1 | +0.9)
6. Indianapolis Colts 27 (+1 | +1.7)
7. Los Angeles Chargers 24.7 (+3 | +1.8)
8. Denver Broncos 24.5 (+1 | +1.4)
9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (+3 | +2.8)
10. Seattle Seahawks 23.9 (+3 | +2.9)
11. Green Bay Packers 22.3 (+4 | +3.4)
12. Pittsburgh Steelers 22 (+2 | +3)
13. New England Patriots 19.6 (+4 | +3.7)
14. San Francisco 49ers 19.2 (-9 | -7.9)
15. Atlanta Falcons 17.7 (+3 | +3.1)
16. Washington Commanders 17.3 (-8 | -7.8)
17. Jacksonville Jaguars 15.8 (-6 | -6.1)
18. Minnesota Vikings 15.7 (-2 | -2.1)
19. Chicago Bears 14.1 (NC | +0.2)
20. Houston Texans 13 (+1 | +0.3)
21. Carolina Panthers 12 (+3 | +3)
22. Dallas Cowboys 11 (-2 | -1.9)
23. New York Giants 9.5 (+6 | +5.5)
24. Baltimore Ravens 9.1 (-2 | -1.9)
25. Arizona Cardinals 8.3 (-2 | -1.7)
26. Cincinnati Bengals 6.8 (-1 | -1)
27. Las Vegas Raiders 6 (+4 | +3.8)
28. Miami Dolphins 4.7 (-2 | -1.7)
29. Cleveland Browns 3.9 (-2 | -2)
30. New Orleans Saints 3.7 (-2 | -1.7)
30. Tennessee Titans 2 (-1 | -1.3)
32. New York Jets 1 (NC | NC)

>>151403374
>Commies lose to bears at home
>drop 8 spots
>Bears no change
What a retard

>>151403384
>replying to a tripfag
lol@your life

Good morning to all Rattler kings

>>151403388
This.

Herbert fucks this

Kelce’s wife makes songs about how big his dick is

Josh Allen’s wife makes movies where she fucks black guys

>>151403462
Based

>>151403362
they'll win kwab of the week

based shedeur

>>151403598
heartwarming:

Morning, Spee
LETS GO BANGLES!
LETS GO JF16!

>New England Patriots – 32nd-ranked rush EPA on first and second down, (-0.325), 1st-ranked dropback EPA on third and fourth down (0.538)
Explain

>>151403667
rhamondre stevenson should be shot

>>151403667
they work better under stress

>gaygay mcsharty can't clearly beat weINTZ

OH NO NO NO NO NO

I'm really hoping the Patriots get a vicious and hateful win against the team that pointlessly fired Vrabel

woa

>>151403401
Yet my gf is a fat pig. Curious?

>>151403833
>pointlessly
Wow. He thought that just because he is a man(a white man, no less) he could tell a woman, his boss, about HER football team. His net worth is $20 million, her net worth is $2 billion. He needs to watch his tone, check his privilege, etc.

>>151403734
Pure hubris on KOC's part to get rid of Darnold for someone raw like JJ

Imagine getting beaten by your mom and then you get drafted by the Browns

>>151403881
>is brown
>drafted by the Browns to play qb
Never works out

>>151403891
Looks like the fella who hijacked that tanker.

[Highlight] JJ Watt: “I’ve heard personal stories of Uber Drivers telling NFL passengers that they break down film for PFF. That they watch the TV copy ONLY and put a grade out. You can’t watch film on a TV copy and make a grade. PFF player grading SUCKS. Stop putting it out.”

>>151403946
>JJ Watt
Was there a bigger disappointment of a player?

so what the fuck are they going to do with him once he's cleared to play again?

>>151403950
In what way was he a disappointment? Not his fault he played for the Texans.

>>151403881
Minorities love beating the shit out of their kids and they're stupid enough to actually think it's good parenting.

>>151403982
Play him over Gabriel

wordle in 3, absolute masterclass

what the FUCK does this even mean?

>>151403667
Stevenson is a fucking clown

>>151404004
New age self actualization bullshit. I'm a husband, son, friend, I have interests and dreams etc etc gay shit like that.

>>151404004
beginning of the end, why you would ever marry a Hollywood actress with what we know is insane

>>151404012
So make Henderson the starter the fuck y'all doing?

>>151403984
>Not his fault he played for the Texans.
Who forced him to sign the contracts?

>>151403598
He gettin the hood right in them rims

>>151404056
I did

>>151403982
Its the browns, so they will likely go full sunk cost fallacy and play him

I just hope shitter gets a few starts beforehand to see the seethe when he does badly

DA BVRRS

>>151404069
You just know when Shedeur sucks and gets sacked 9 times everyone's gonna say
>his line is bad

>>151403401
BASED HERBO! KEEP PLAPPING KHAZAR COOTER!

>>151404066
You dirty bastard.

>>151404123
YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE FUCKING CUT ME

if I was josh allen I would have married one of those kpop girls from japan

'ders boys will be the highest scoring game of the week

Who in society would suffer if all Chiefs fans suddenly dropped dead?

>>151403984
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
>*beats you*

>>151404208
That UAE anons wife

>>151404208
their loved ones probably

>>151404208
Meth makers

>>151404235
forgot my pic

>>151404208
Meth dealers

>>151404240
Pooa is such a retard. Listening to him talk makes my skin crawl

>>151404240
his CTE brain doesn't remember the press conference from a few days ago where he shit on his teammates

>>151404004
It means he's mentally weak and can be easily convinced by a woman that the thing he has pursued excellence in HIS WHOLE LIFE "really doesn't mean much sweatie". This is NOT the guy you want to be on a capsizing boat with, or the guy you want as your general on the field. Now, compare this with Brady, who KNOWS he's the best and lived it, even to the end of personal relationships. Allen is someone who could be the guy, but needs a woman to tell him he can be. Which means he never will be. Bills need someone else and need to face that fact.

>>151404004
Bogged already?

>>151404302
>Brady on there 11 times
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>watch old footage of a slow motion passing touchdown or field goal
>start getting watery eyed
why does this happen

>>151404321
If Brady had won Super Bowl LVI instead of the Rams, he would probably still be married.

>>151404322
Sport was better when it wasnt on the internet. Too much information killed the legends, myths and heroism. Now its just cold machines accooooomulating stats and figures.
>mene mene tekel u-parsin

>>151404208
The Democratic Party

>>151403401
He should focus on winning

YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team, Da Bears, have:
>their franchise quarterback
>the most sought-after coaching prospect of this decade+
>their run game improving
>a much-improved o-line
>a very good defense that will only get better
>their GM that can only go up from here
>all their picks to add on to the run game/defense/o-line
and have won their last 3 games?

>>151404240
Cut this bum already and let him retire to Hawaii.

Shapin' up for a good ole semen slurpin' weekend of football, boys.

>>151404418
He's gonna end up buying tickets to Havana mistakenly

>>151404418
Miles Garrett is going to send him to the shadow realm and if they triple him like GB someone else will do the deed

>>151404282
It's just, like, a game, man

Kek Amazon is so lazy. This artwork looks retarded

>AFC winners are Colts, Patriots, Steelers, and Chargers
Welcome back mid 2000s

>>151404004
Imagine dumping a hot white chick just to marry a gross flip Jewish mutt.

>>151404447
did you just copy paste the same faces for flacco and rodgers as a joke? or is it really drawn like that

>>151404458
That's the official Amazon TNF promo picture

>>151404456
If he had taken the latina pill Buffalo would have rings

>>151404451
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>151404447
What did you say, bitch?

>>151404469
But did you copy and paste it? As a joke obviously.

>>151404447
I don't who the middle Bengal is supposed to be but it looks like they traced Spiderman

>>151404486
It's obviously tee Higgins. Not because it looks like him but because no one knows anybody else on the Bengals roster.

>>151404495
Yeah that's what I thought too but I wasn't 100%

>>151404477
Take the vax, Aaron

>>151404425
Based. Most important game, obviously, is Bears-Saints.

>>151404499
I'm not Aaron I'm Joe!

>>151404506
Good morning, Joe

>>151404506
joe who?

>>151404498
Tbdesu I only glanced at it the 1st time but I'm assuming it's flacco, Chase and Higgins because who else would it be.

>>151404515
Joe momma

>>151404515
Joe "Turf Toe" Burrow

bengals going white tigers tonight

>>151404534
Cool so we'll be able to tell when they piss themselves.

>>151404527
If you didn't draw it it's spamming/flooding

>Branch appeal failed
Lionsbros...

>>151404542
2 losses in a row

Shit ass tnf game

>hate the chiefs
>have some sympathy for them when they look like shit and the dynasty is over
>they look good again
>hate them even more

>>151404542
He slapped a dude and made him look like a bitch, bloodied him up, on prime time national television, it's a big win that he's only missing 1 game.

>>151404565
>>have some sympathy for them when they look like shit and the dynasty is over
You are weak

Why didn't Flacco just stay on the couch?

>>151404565
Sympathy for a franchise that is getting carried by the refs and the NFL?

KYS

>>151404542
There wasn't a chance in hell of the suspension getting reversed. Like >>151404572 said, one game is short. It would've been more if he cold-cocked a likable player.

Time to crash back to reality. It was a fun week tho

>>151404584
His couch is in his house. His wife and kids are in his house.

>>151404543
Historically, Lions win 4 games in a row after losing 1

>>151404600
Whatever happens Monday, I just hope we both have fun
>t. Loinsfan

How is Russell Wilson washed while guys much older than him still are decent?

>>151404541
Jannies dont enforce that rule

>>151404619
I hope Aiden Hutchinson oversleeps and misses his alarm

>>151404620
Black QB ie his game is highly dependent on mobility

Jameis won the Heisman. It must be killing him inside to be reduced to playing the goofy sidekick these days.

>>151404600
We don't get enough credit for beating Seattle in Seattle.
Seattle is an ELITE team this year and we won in their building. If we could do that then there's no reason we can't beat Detroit in Detroit. Not to mention we did it last year.

>>151404607
>I already have a wife I box
Joe no that's not what he meant stop!

>>151404649
Seattle sucks at home tho.

>>151404620
He didn't appropriately adapt his game and evolve as a player. He still tries to play like he's 24 without having the same abilities that he had at 24.

Patrick Mahomes will burn out at age 33 cause he wont be able to do acrobatic circus shit anymore. I dont see his game transitioning into a pure pocket passer

>>151404600
My Lions are paper tigers. I got the Buccies by 7.

>>151404643
>asked the Lord to deliver him from pick 6s
>gives him a job as a 3rd string QB

Be careful what you wish for

>>151404659
He probably ages like Rogers. He won’t have the issues Russ has because he can see over the middle.

I think we know who wins this one

>>151404681
He should be 2nd string why haven't they cut Russ yet?

>>151404681
Dart and JW could be the most soulful QB 1-2 in the league. They just need to ship out or cut the cornball.

>>151404692
And he's not black

>>151404696
squirts doesn’t play for the gnats

They tried to kill the NFL with the CTE stuff, but now it's just a punchline for guys like Skattebo

football tonight :)

>>151404699
kek

>>151404447
Joe Flacco looks like Hugh Laurie here.

>>151404702
that's right

>>151404694
Can probably trade him at the deadline to free up some cap. Depends if there’s anyone in the hunt without a backup or if the Jets still haven’t won and are trying to avoid 0-17.

>>151404447
Just like my animes

>>151404701
This is my favorite part of 7 Pounds and it's a fucking deleted scene. Where he checks out all the concussion crew ti see which one he should donate his brain to.

Nobody knows anything

>>151404701
Turns out the problem was the NFL suppressing it and pretending it wasnt a problem. Now that it's common knowledge no one cares cause the players are fully aware of the risks and can opt for the goofy hat or neck brace thing

>>151404624
He's basically all we have left of our defense

>>151404719
What the fuck is this

>>151404719
Would Brady get to call a Bucs/Pats Owl?

>>151404724
It's a playoff bracket, it's represents which teams play eachother in the post season based off their seeidng.

>>151404721
At least Alim will be back. Not that he makes up for the grocery bagger secondary.

>>151404726
NBC has it this year, which is very grim. They have the worst studio crew by far.

>>151404726
Unfortunately shit like that is determined years ahead of time, this year the owl is on NBC and Brady doesn't work for them.

>>151404719
there are a few scenarios i see from most likely to least

packers steelers (rodgers vs his old team, 27 year old love packers qb sb win trend)

lions colts (redemption bowl goof vs danny dimes, irsay memorial season)

rams chargers (riggi bowl, LA fire stimulus bowl)

bears colts 2

bucs pats

seahawks broncos 2

>>151404719
I wouldn't be mad at this, I like Baker and I think Maye could break the curse.

>>151404741
>>151404743
>collinsworth calling the owl

My berds are gonna get booty blasted by the fudge packers

>>151404751
its DEFINITELY packers steelers then

>>151404755
Green Bay has looked mid the last couple of games

>>151404746
Don't forget Eagles Chiefs

>>151404755
I mean I assume so too, but they did lose to the browns and this season is a meme, so don't count on it.

>>151404751
>Travis kelce is an animal, bow here's a guy that understands if he can yank on then defenders shoulder pads when the ref can't see it that it gives him a huge advantage. Just a smart player, what do you think MIke?
>fuhgedaboutit

>>151404768
if chiefs get backs its against the niners

It's a ways out but I think Broncos defense is enough to stop the Chiefs

Two teams play today but only one can come out with the victory

>>151404817
...yes?

>>151404719
>Chiefs not winning their division
This level of wishcasting is just retarded at this point.
What further proof do you need?

>>151404806
>>151404768
>Chiefs 49ers
>Chiefs eagles
>Chiefs 49ers
>Chiefs eagles
>Chiefs 49ers
>Chiefs eagles
>Chiefs 49ers

>>151404827
Whoever wants to win will need to put points on the board

>>151404817
I didn't know that

>>151404817
what about a tie?

>>151404766
So we have a chance?

fundamentals and execution
that's what it's all about

>>151404456
Maybe she was horrible in bed? Is this gonna curse the Bills another 20 years?

>>151404456
she's also an octoroon

>>151404806
my niners are not making it to the superbowl lol

Africa

>>151404860
Having sex with black people doesn't make you part black.

>>151404852
Why did she do it?

lmao @ bitchknees
>>>/tv/215277106
>>>/tv/215277121
>>>/tv/215277166
>>>/tv/215277257

>>151404841
Both teams could tie but only one can win. Absolutely no chance we see both teams win today only one can win

>>151404910
>defending obamacare
Lmao.

>>151404910
He literally cannot stop bringing up politics/Trump no matter what board he's on or thread he's in

>>151404914
A win could be forfeited at a later date due to a rules infraction and transferred to the opponent howeverbeit.

>>151404886
It wasn't about the money but sending a message.

>>151404456
>Patriots suck
>Bills own division
>Bills qb gets into relationship with Jewish girl
>Patriots in position to be good again
>girl marries Bills qb, starts fucking with his head
>Bills start to get worse, Pats start to get better
Hmmmm

>>151404937
Could happen but again my original point stands only one team can win. Doesn't mean one team will win but only one can

>>151404914
Depends on who wins the story of the game. And spiritual victories. And whether or not this is the Bengals' super bowl.

>>151404954
Nah then they would both have won the game at different points in time.

>>151404456
That's a man

>>151404963
One team forfeiting a victory doesn't mean the other team will be awarded the victory. We've yet to see that to my knowledge

>>151404837
Whoever wants to win will need to make sure they make plays for scoring points

Only one team will win today but both teams will have fun

>>151404981
Definitely needs to be a minimum of 1 point higher than the other teams amount of points

>>151404980
So it's a possibility. I accept your concession.
Both teams can win tonight's game.

Did you know only one football team can win in a football game?

>>151405015
Explain how the Packers are 3-1-1

>>151405015
YDKB

>>151404937
This is the most retarded post on the entire site right now, good job.

>>151405001
The onus is on you to provide a precedent thoughbeit. We have to be lawyers here

Why is Juju so dirty?

>>151405025
we don't sign our posts here

>>151405019
Spiritual wins count

>>151405027
It's actually not up to precedent. An NFL rules violation fulls under the jurisdiction of the league office, which is not beholden to precedent like the criminal justice system.

>>151405030
>USC player vs Bama player
I don't know where that beef would come from

Ever notice how any time bears fans get even slightly cocky it all starts to crash down and burn ?

Remember that time the Bills forfeited a game they were losing to the Bengals and neither team was awarded the win and then the Bills got a higher playoff seeding than the Bengals by one win?
Why don't more teams use this cunning strategy?

what are the Lexus Keys to Victory for tonight?

>>151405047
Without precedent the appeals process would be very lengthy and a stain on our league. If you're going to risk arbitration instead of defending the integrity of The Shield™ then it makes me wonder about your ball knowledge entirely

>>151405072
Control the trenches
Move the chains
Ball security

>>151405076
Going through the appeals process would be proof of defending the integrity. The franchise appealing the obvious infraction would be the party with bad optics.
All of that is irrelevant anyway. Both teams are not winning tonight, but they could.

>Mike Evans practicing today
250 and 3 tuddies on Monday

>>151405072
My steelies need to exploit the bungles O-line and sack the fuck out of Flacco
The Bengals defense need to take away short passes over the middle to TEs and punish Pitt for their lack of receiver depth

>>151405072
No team has ever scored 52 points and lost an NFL game. If you simply score 52 points in a game statistically you're guaranteed victory

>>151403374
Green Bay behind the whiny Loins after stomping them and currently leading the division? You are a retard.

>>151403598
>already becoming a used car salesman
Really speedrunning the failed football player career arc

>>151405101
Drop 150 of those yards and 2 if those tuddies

>>151404832
This is peak breaking the conditioning

>>151405062
You want to use a practice squad guy so it'll be easier to find a replacement but then you'll be stuck with him for 3+ years because you don't want to be the guy to cut the guy that died and "got brought back" for you. You could be setting yourself up for more losses later on cause he's booty.

>>151403321
you need to update that image sister

When are we going to get out first true shootout of the season?

>>151405081
YKB

New job at the aquarium. This is what the dog pound is giving miami on sunday

>>151404852
wtf is her problem?

>>151403982
he was going to be stuck in the injured reserve mines all year but since all the browns QBs are dogshit and he traded them away, he's clearing the path for watson to return

>>151405076
>our league

>>151405142
Week 4 when the packers tied the cowboys

>>151405161
What the fuck

Can someone just fucking concuss Gaylen Hurts already? Fuck that faggot I need Aj Brown to score some points

>>151405201
Doesn't count because nobody likes the Packers so they're boring even in high scoring games

>>151405210
Floridians are fucking disgusting.

>>151405161
>>151405210
>checked 4plebs

>>151405215
You're preaching to the choir but a 40-40 game is a shootout

>>151405140
Mahomes going to 5 super bowls and losing 2 of them is unironically amazing when you consider the fact that every other QB only went to 3 owls in their 20s.

>>151405215
week 2 when the cowboys beat the giants

>>151405161
I wish I didn't check the archive.

>>151405142
At the Broncos/Patriots AFCCG rerun

>>151405131
>Detroit
>Baltimore
Curious!

>>151405226
I really don't care boss. Update your images, they're all a year outdated.

>>151405230
*happy dolphin noises*

>>151405161
this is a new low for this general

>>151405241
When I said I wanted to see the Dolphins fucked... well.

>>151405161
a holes a hole

What happened?

>>151405261
The opposite of that King of the Hill episode.

Lets move on from this tragic event

>>151405261
Someone posted a webm of a guy fucking a dolphin

>>151405268
Why do you post 30 year old "adult" comics like they're funny? Get a life you failed 45 year old

>>151405282
he’s a jeet, give the shit stained bastard a break

>>151405282
Uh oh, hitting too close to home?

>>151405268
Have you calmed down yet or are you still /pol/ posting on /tv/?

>>151405278
He had to get it on. Tua was making a move

>>151405298
Why do you have this image saved?

>>151405161
Dolphussy...

>>151405329
so it was a browns fan..

>>151405329
...whats was on the pic

>>151405318
Too spicy for your teetering sexuality?
>>151405304
MAGAs are weak, like someone wandering through the back alleys of New Orleans.

>>151405352
Human penis going inside dolphin pussy

>>151405362
You keep it in the same folder of your pics of underage girls?

Patty Cuckitini

Anyone want to discuss football?

tonight bros, we will go 5-1. a playoff embarrassment is coming to THE Acrisure Stadium this January 10th or 11th, 2026

>>151405329
>>151405161

>>151405378
I like it when the guy catches the ball

>>151405378
my team is better than your team
FACT

>>151405378
What would you like to talk about anon?

>>151405379
I don't know what that is

>>151405378
Running QBs. Cringe or based?

32 teams
8 divisions
2 conferences

>>151405388
what don't you understand?

dolphin fans i tell ya

>>151405401
uhhh, proof?

>>151405378
>Anyone want to discuss football?

lets discuss what the dogpound is bringing sunday

>>151403734
They want the funny win clearly.

>>151405378
Sure what do you think of these changes to our beloved game?
Rule 6 Makes permanent the new form of kickoff play implemented in 2024.
6-1-3 Modifies alignment requirements for receiving team players in the
setup zone on a kickoff or safety kick.
6-1-5 Changes the dead ball spot after a touchback if the ball lands in the
end zone and is downed in the end zone by the receiving team, goes
out of bounds beyond the receiving team’s goal line, or strikes the
receiving team’s goal post, uprights, or crossbar.
6-1-6 Modifies the alignment requirements for the kicking team on an
onside kick and permits the kicking team to declare an onside kick at
any time during the game if trailing its opponent.
15-9 Expands Instant Replay’s ability to advise the on-field officials on
specific, objective aspects of a play and/or to address game
administration issues when clear and obvious video evidence is
present.
16-1-3 Modifies overtime in regular season to allow both teams an
opportunity to possess the ball regardless of the outcome of the first
possession, subject to a 10-minute overtime period.

>>151405378
How bout them Dolphins?

>>151405401
You know ball

guys, I kind of want to fuck a dolphin now

>>151405387
Where does Jaylen Watson (Chiefs) go? He's good but the Chiefs don't like paying DBs. They probably extend McDuffie eventually but they aren't paying two CBs $25+ million a year. The Chiefs almost always take a DB in the first 4 years and it's for precisely this reason.

they should just make overtime be a full extra quarter

>>151405404
Wtf is Acrisure?

>>151405390
Cringe. Your whole job is to the throw the ball and these niggas are like "but what if I didn't throw the ball?"
Why it's downright blasphemy I tell ya

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injure an opponent.

>>151405431
I don't find this kind of joke amusing

Would you?

>>151405378
No. That's what reddit is for

mcdonalds truly have the best hamburger because they sell the most of them

>>151405390
Dual-threat QBs (Mahomes excluded) can be based. based
Running backs/WRs/TEs in disguise like many shitty college QBs that thankfully never make it to the NFL are cringe.

>dad is a Broncos fan
>also went to AZ St
>now a massive Scatman fan and wants to buy a signed helmet
Wonder how he's going to take that game this weekend

Field Markings
1. The playing field will be rimmed by a solid white border six feet wide along the
end lines and sidelines. There will be an additional broken yellow line nine feet
four inches farther outside this border along each sideline in the non-bench
areas, and such broken line will be continued at an angle from each 25-yard
line and pass behind the bench area (all benches a minimum of 30 feet four
inches back from the sidelines) at a distance of six feet. In each end zone this
broken yellow line is six feet from the solid white border. These yellow broken
lines are to be eight inches wide and two feet long with a space of one foot
between them.
In addition, within each bench area, a solid yellow, 8-inch-wide line, six feet
behind the solid border will delineate a special area for coaches, behind which
all players, except one player who is charting the game, must remain.
Furthermore, a broken white border, four inches wide and four feet long with a
space of two-foot intervals will be marked three feet inside the nine-foot four
inch broken yellow border on the sideline, extending to meet the existing yellow
broken line six feet behind both end zones and at each television box outside
the bench area.
2. All lines are to be four inches wide, with the exception of the goal line and yellow
lines, which are to be eight inches wide. Tolerance of line widths is plus onefourth inch.
3. All line work is to be laid out to dimensions shown on the plan with a tolerance
of plus one-fourth inch. All lines are straight.
4. All boundary lines, goal lines, and marked yard lines are to be continuous lines.
5. The four intersections of goal lines and sidelines must be marked at inside
corners of the end zone and the goal line by pylons. Pylons must be placed at
inside edges of white lines and should not touch the surface of the actual playing
field itself.
6. All lines are to be marked with a material that is not injurious to eyes or skin.

>>151405372
Yes.

>>151405441
Fuck off

>>151405440
Not reading that

>>151405430
Hes staying. Kelce will retire and chris jones isnt long for this world either

>>151405448
The McChicken is top 5 burgers of all time

7. No benches or rigid fixtures should be nearer than 10 yards from the sidelines.
If space permits, they may be further back.
8. Player benches can be situated anywhere between respective 30-yard lines.
Where possible, a continuation of the dotted yellow line is to extend from the
25-yard lines to a point six feet behind the player benches, thereby enclosing
this area.
9. A white arrow is to be placed on the ground adjacent to the top portion of each
number (with the exception of the 50) with the point formed by the two longer
sides pointing toward the goal line. The two longer sides measure 36 inches
each, while the crossfield side measures 18 inches. The 18-inch crossfield side
is to start 15 inches below the top, and 6 inches from the goalward edge of each
outer number (except the 50).
10. The location of the inbounds hash marks is 70’ 9” for professional football, 60’
for college football, measured to the inbound edge of the hash. On fields used
primarily by the NFL, the professional inbounds hash marks should be 4 inches
wide by 2 feet long. Alternate college lines, if they are to be included, should be
4 inches wide by 1 foot long.
11. Care must be exercised in any end zone marking, decoration (logo), or club
identification at the 50-yard line, that said marks or decorations do not in any
way cause confusion as to delineation of goal lines, sidelines, end lines, or other
field markings. Such markings or decorations must be approved by the
Commissioner.
ermmmmm do you guy not want to talk ball? these are the rules of the game

>>151405446
Doesn't need the wig, tbqh.

>>151405454
Your dad like Scatman John? Pretty based desu

>>151405446
yeah

>>151405441
based
>>151405460
cringe

>>151405468
i like the spicy mcchicken i miss when they were 99 cents

>>151405378
I feel like the Bears are going to blow it against the Saints on sunday, they very obviously should win, but the saints are crafty and the bears are the bears.

When he said
>Imma Skat man! Skibidibbidibbidadadadum
I felt that

SECTION 1 DIMENSIONS
ARTICLE 1. PLAYING LINES. The game shall be played upon a rectangular field, 360 feet in length and 160 feet in width. The
lines at each end of the field are termed end lines. Those on each side are termed sidelines. Goal lines shall be established in the
field 10 yards from and parallel to each end line. The area bounded by goal lines and sidelines is known as the field of play. The
surface of the entire field of play must be a League-approved shade of green. The areas bounded by goal lines, end lines, and
sidelines are known as the end zones.
The areas bounded by goal lines and lines parallel to, and 70 feet 9 inches inbounds, from each sideline, are known as the side
zones. The lines parallel to sidelines are termed inbounds lines. The end lines and the sidelines are also termed boundary lines.
ARTICLE 2. FIELD.
The field includes the field of play and the end zones. The field will be rimmed by a solid white border a minimum of 6 feet wide
along the end lines and sidelines. An additional broken limit line 6 feet further outside this border is to encompass the field in the
non-bench areas, and such broken line will be continued at an angle from each 25-yard line and pass behind the bench areas (all
benches a minimum 30 feet back from the sidelines). In addition, within each bench area, a yellow line 6 feet behind the solid white
border will delineate a special area for coaches, behind which all players, except one player charting the game, must remain. If a
club’s solid white border is a minimum of 12 feet wide, there is no requirement that the broken restraining line also be added in the
non-bench areas. However, the appropriate yellow line described above must be clearly marked within the bench areas.
In special circumstances and subject to rape while football overlaps with another sport,
and substitute a single 4-inch white line at what normally would be the outer limit of the solid border (6 feet from the sidelines).

>>151405498
Fuck off to the sharty

>>151405493
This guy knows so much ball he'sstarted teaching

>>151405498
>you can chop up your baby with scissors and I'll pay for it but don't you DARE have fun with your pet
backwards much?

>>151405498
Trip on bitchknees

>>151405329
Oh no

robot vagina

Where did Raider fans disappear to?

>>151405500
>Fuck off to the sharty

>>151405531
we here

>>151405531
Ask Temujin, oh wait, he disappeared too

Tom Brady might be the GOAT of the NFL but he will never be a bigger GOAT at NFL than Derrick Henry was in High School
*siiiip*

>>151405531
In the discord with their queen (male) Temujin who is collecting their tears and simpbux

>>151405538
I miss temujin (s)he used to post some cool pics

Mahomes is a completely different person when targeting Rice. This is why Rice being gone for a year has impacted his stats.

I hate the soijak/cobson meme era. Theyre so aesthetically unpleasing to the eye that it genuinely annoys me everytime. I get thats kinda the point but holy shit I do not need more ugliness in this world. Theyre just so so so ugly that its bad for my soul to see them.

>>151405538
>he

>>151405557
What did you expect, they're forced memes

temujin is a dolphin O_o

>>151405531
I’m on /b posting pictures of your mom

kiwi and his discord tranny army are invading the thread again

>>151405531
busy getting drunk and gambling

>>151405557
I've been on 4chan since 2005. I've never posted that green frog thing or wojacks. Only newfags post it.

>>151405557
>I hate the soijak/cobson meme era. Theyre so aesthetically unpleasing to the eye that it genuinely annoys me everytime. I get thats kinda the point but holy shit I do not need more ugliness in this world. Theyre just so so so ugly that its bad for my soul to see them.

>>151405569
This is why I don't like the kiwi, sometimes he's good but other times he's spamming the thread with wojacks with VPNs.

>>151405557
same, brother

>>151405564
>what did you expect
I expected people, myself included to be better. Less cynical, nicer, less involved with themselves, less addicted to mind numbing drugs and quick dopamine hits. It could just be so much comfier.

>>151405585
He's never good and has the worst shit takes known to man

is tommy boy right?

>>151403321
>>151405140

>>151405527
Who is the man known Dov Klieman

>>151405595
hurts me to say this but Tommt doenst know ball

>>151405595
Luv Brady, Luv Dov, but neither know ball.

>>151405585
Schizo Alert

>>151405557
we had an autist in the discord that would constantly update the filter for every new soijack, then AI hit and not even he can keep up

Devonta freeman…whatever happened there

>>151405575
This anon knows 4chan

My steelers going to lose tonight

>>151405611
I offered them slaves, but de vant a free man it seems.

>>151405595
>packers 3
fucking dumb
>broncos 6
i don't trust bo that much yet
>chiefs 8
certified hater
>patriots 10
homerosm

>>151405585
>This is why I don't like the kiwi, sometimes he's good but other times he's spamming the thread with wojacks with VPNs

>>151405624
Chiefs are 3-3

>>151405611
whaeva happned there!?

>Kiwi is having a wojack meltdown
>Dov avatarfag is attentionwhoring
>Nobody is discussing football
>A deleted webm of a dude fucking a dolphin
I had no clue /nfl/ gets this bad at this time of the day. Reading this thread was like putting my nose next to an anus and breathing in. Do better next time you guys. Bye.

what did he mean by this?

>>151405575
This guy knows chan

>151405643
Don't give this avatarfag (You)s.

>>151405637
>A deleted webm of a dude fucking a dolphin

i sincerely doubt fucking a dolphin is possible due to the inability to make it stay still and the fact that humans can't breathe underwater

>>151405655
yeah youd think

>>151405643
what does the " mean in these posts of yours? Are you quoting every tweet wtf

>>151405655
>>151405161

>>151405637
>>Kiwi is having a wojack meltdown
>>Dov avatarfag is attentionwhoring
>>Nobody is discussing football
>>A deleted webm of a dude fucking a dolphin
>I had no clue /nfl/ gets this bad at this time of the day. Reading this thread was like putting my nose next to an anus and breathing in. Do better next time you guys. Bye

who ya got tonight?

>>151405676
Rooting for cincy

>>151405676
i will enjoy my free money

>>151405569
>>151405585
>>151405637
I posted one literally ONE so yjak and you accuse everyone of being me kek I've been gaming this whole time I only just came back to check the genny after 20 minutes. Actual schizophrenics

>>151405685
arent you the anon who lost 300 bucks on the bills vs falcons kek

>>151405691
can't win them all

>>151405676
Cin in a nail biter.

>>151405676
Don't really care to watch honestly

>>151405700
so even if you “win” youre still like -150

>>151405643
What race is this?

>>151405700
respect the mentality

>>151405643
This is a high quality post that deserves a (you)

>>151405676
have two 40+ year old QBs faced off before?

>>151405595
NOOOOO THE CHIEFS WON A SUPERBOWL 10 YEARS AGO YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM #1

>kiwi takes off vpn to accuse everyone of being schizo coincidentally when spamming stops

every time

i seen that guys butt before too

>>151405655
>dolphins can't be trained for sex

>>151405643
He thinks Caleb's gay. He wanted to say, "*sucks teeth* maaannn, we cool I guess but I ain't shaking his hand"

why does tua talk with a mexican accent if hes hawaiian

You think Caleb Williams bounces on it after every bears W ?

>>151405685
Steelers are 2-7 on TNF road games but you do you king

>>151405720
Brady and Brees did it a few times

>>151405736
Actual medical condition related to brain injury
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_accent_syndrome

>>151405643
Caleb was Spencer's back up in college, but then he got benched and Caleb took his spot.

>>151405754
kek

>>151405749
Gay

Everytime I say that TNF is going to suck, it ends up being better than I thought it would. I have a real feeling this game will suck though, so I'm not gonna watch.

>>151405736
Do you even know what a Hawaiian accent sounds like?

>>151405745
past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results

>>151403864
am I missing something? isn't this just yards vs. targets? you're dividing both axes by routes run

>>151405689
>claim to be big busy businessman
>plays vidya games on a thursday 1pm
kek exposed yourselve as a neet
.

>GM doesn't even recognize his best player

embarrassing

>>151405765
something like that cinnamon stick guy from the apple jack commercials

>>151405774
Literally never called myself a "businessman" who the fuck would ever call themselves a "businessman" kek top lunatic. It's also 6:39am in non plonked countries

If you could unalive any poster from here at the cost your team goes 0-17, who would you ferdinand?

>>151405781
I thought the apple jacks cinnamon guy was Jamaican

>>151405765
Yeah it's all like ohana brother, let's grab the coconut flavored spam and surfboards and waddle our Mahalo malaise down to de ocean for da lou-ow

>>151405794
muttspammer

>>151405767
I'm just saying man it ain't free money.
Tomlin's the master of blowing games that he wins on paper. It's gonna be a closer game than people are expecting.

>>151405794
None, it's really pretty easy to ignore the terrible posters, you guys should try it sometime.

>More Dov slop
When will it end?

>>151405802
brown and from an island whats the diff

>>151405788
>playing his little games waiting for mummys breakfast instead of getting groomed for work
KWABOTY

Guys I'm gonna conduct some business because im a businessman. Stay out of my way unless you're ready to do business

>>151405794
>unalive
WTF is wrong with you? Someone just posted a dolphin getting raped and you're acting like sponsors here care if you say murder?

new slampig just dropped

>>151405778
Cool it with the racism

>>151405828
>still obsessed making up headcanon

I thought I was a businessman? Wtf!!!!!

>>151405842
i couldnt fucking stand molly glad shes gone
way too fucking uppity

Yes...yes....good. More Dov sloppa for my palette.

>>151405842
nevermind, she's a big step down from the baddie she's replacing

>>151405842
I will proliferate the white race with her

The Book of Love? I prefer reading The Book of Dov™

>>151405842
lol
lmao even

>>151405557
>I hate the soijak/cobson meme era. Theyre so aesthetically unpleasing to the eye that it genuinely annoys me everytime. I get thats kinda the point but holy shit I do not need more ugliness in this world. Theyre just so so so ugly that its bad for my soul to see them.

>>151405879
heh

>>151405853
Ive fucked 2 girls named Molly and they were both ugly but one was fat too but she let me put it in her butt so whatever. I don't even like that but I still try it with chicks to see how much of a whore they are.

>>151405489
The bears should have lost their last 2 games but didn't so while I understand the skepticism I don't share it.

>>151405862
She's taken

>>151405832
>>151405851
>m-mummy mommy mum help!! im getting exposed again!!!
no self respecting man over the age of 17 would waste time playing games, you're a NEET, a poor directionless NEET. you will never hold power or a real job ( ie being a businessman you lied about kekaroo ). cry and run back to your trannycord

>>151405794
I want all of you to be alive and well :)

>"Just need to be a little bit more aggressive. So this Sunday, I'm probably going to be a little bit more aggressive."
Here comes a 4 INT game for our boy Bustin.

>>151405860
imagine the UAE dumps

>>151405907
Most basic looking blonde bitch ever. They're a dime a dozen

Penis Jr.

>>151405794
I want to sanction a hit on new zealand. he made a hurtful remark

>get btfo exposed
>hop back on VPN to damage control spam soijax

clockwork

>>151405915
>still obsessed

Everytime you say this shit it gets funnier. We should compare cars+bank account lil brokie. The Businessman™ just plonked you again

>>151405964
At least he's going to start posting with a trip that says the businessman for a little bit so we'll be able to filter some of his posts

>>151405959
Every time you call him that he runs back to his hiding box to make you go away

>>151405915
based
>>151405968
cringe

>>151406006
I wish I had a box that cool :/

hot off the presses

>>151405968
you don't own anything KEK. you dont even pay rent. no working man plays video games at 7am. and that was a lie too, you're kicking a stinky spamming the thread. your prints are all over it

>>151406017
it do be like that

>everyone who posts jaks is the kiwi!!!!
>he has a discord army!!!!
>actually it's all him on a VPN!!!!!!

The voices are getting to you lil bro. Accept the loss before you write another essay

>>151405531
Never left, bitch

>>151406056
okay cool, now tell me something about your team.

Chiefs back on top

They're thinking about us again, Raiderchads

>>151406026
Notice kiwipussy’s lack of proofs posted

>>151406097
fraid so

>>151406097
Kek even the Chorgers are making the Chiefs look bad

>>151405531
Alligator Alcatraz

>>151406100
Just a little wellness check, now back to the basement with you

>>151406088
Geno smith has a sub 80 IQ and brock bowers' knee is way more fucked than what they say it is.

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>151406100
they always do

>>151406103
>>151406133
"Not obsessed" right?

bungles winning ez tonight

>>151406123
I think they may be sitting Bowers to the side and looking at what they can get for him on the trade market.

>>151406055
before being banned I snapped screenshots of you celebrating charlie kirks murder with 50 other trannies orchestrating raids on several boards. you and your tranny army hate mahomes more than anyone else. the truth is logged and building faggot.

>>151406146
Flacco beat the Steelers last year and has always played them close in his career. I expect a good game but could also be a slopfest on a short week

>>151406144
>t. mugged and raped bitch too scared to use his tripcode
KWAB

>>151406135
No one is thinking about you dumb trailer trash spic monkeys, the only reason we even remember you exist is the fact that your gonna play the queefs

>>151406148
Bowers isnt being traded. Mayer is rumored to be up from grabs though

>>151406146
>Blocks your path

>>151406158
So where are the screenshots? You gonna share with the class or what?

>>151406158
>I have a screenshot!!!!!
So why haven't you posted it?
>Ummmmm well ackshually.......
You're mentally ill and obsessed with me. You need help. Find someone who isn't me to do it

>>151406097
Of what? Not the AFC, not even their division, so what?

>>151406133
>be kiwi
>get mugged
kek

>>151406184
>>151406193
kek you're melting down in the trannycord right now. delete and hide while you can trannies, the data is scrapping

>>151406221
Muh benis :DDD

>Bill Belicheck fired from UNC
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>151405676
i'm really, really liking the steelers

>>151406179
here we go again with the low I.Q Raidnigs

>>151406229
Pics or it didn't happen faggot. I don't make the rules.

kiwibitch isn’t going to use his tripcode with jannysknee around, imagine being this scared of an east coast chomo lol

>>151406133
I heard he was raped too

>>151406240
>tomlin on TNF
kek

>>151405055
this reeks of commie cope

>>151405961
no more weight remarks…theyre hurtful and destructive

10 days the truth will be leaked unless all vpn spam in the thread is ceased. I offer you that peace trannys. You are warned.

>>151406270
Many are saying this.

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>151405676
Its the unc bowl!

>>151406240
Flacco isn't retarded enough to hold the ball like Dillon Gabriel. He's going to negate the pass rush

>>151406289
>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again

Dunno why they're talking so much shit about the Broncos and Chargers when they're fucking tied for winning their division

>>151405104
The Bills that high above the Pats is also retarded.

>belicheat couldnt even make it a full year in CFB
what dumpster fire is gonna take him on? The raiders?

>I'll post it in 10 days
keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>you won't use your trip
I'll post with or without any trip I want whenever I want actually. I simply choose not to most of the time because it's easier to avoid obsessed schizo's

What's your next cope lil bro? We're all waiting

>>151406055
poor Chiefs Schizo getting plonked cuh

>>151406315
How big is your ass?

New thread?

>>151406277
Nah he right but it usually goes
>bearsfags are cocky to start the year, usually because they won the offseason n shit, then vanish by midseason
But this year it's
>bearsfags are nowhere to be found to start the year but suddenly appear after winning a few games

Character development perhaps?

>>151406158
>celebrating charlie kirks murder
This is incredibly based

>>151406326
in 12 posts

>>151406326
We aren't at bump limit

>>151406326
nah
this is the last /nfl/ thred ever

>2025
>Flaccie still making em (Tomlin) seethe

Keeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151406329
Trip on faggot

>>151406315
When bradysknee is active you don't post with your trip since you fear him. All your post got deleted and you were forced to strip out of your trip just like that troubled youth made you strip out of your clothes and bend over when you visited the States. I even heard you needed stitches on your bussy muscles since he blew your back out.

He's active right now isn't he? Funny how nothing is happening keeeeeeeeeek

>>151406311
The Failcons or Tits maybe browns, that is where he did get his start after all

>>151406346
what's the flacco vs tomlin record at?

>>151406346
enjoy the last good remaining years of lamar
he's never winning a superbowl btw

>>151406357
Many are saying this.

kiwi got the honeymoon stitch? on his buttjina?

>>151406327
listen man im just happy they're winning games that they wouldn't have won in previous years, it's one albeit small step forwards but it's still nice to see.
I maintain that we're a 7-8 win caliber team.

do separate AFC & NFC threads. let this place die

>>151406372
>1 minute apart

Who are these trip faggots and why should I care?

>>151406388
That makes no sense

Kiwi and Bahama niggers should be banned from this board and website

>>151406391
>implying

new
>>151406398
>>151406398
>>151406398

>>151406388
gAyFC are a bunch of useless rape toys for mahomes but NFC fanbases are a lot more rabid so id rather not

>>151406380
Oh I'm just nooticing, I like the Bears. They got that based retard energy. Happy 4 u bro.

>>151406410
thanks anon

>>151405933
He holds the ball too long to throw picks

>>151405794
Obviously the jeet queefsspammer

>>151406179
no way this is real

>>151404852
is that Mina?

>>151404418
The Dolphins can get out of his contract in 2027. You gotta be patient.

>>151404447
Should have used AI

>>151404346
There's some truth to this. It's much harder to romanticize players with social media around. Hell, Tom Brady is the GOAT but he doesn't have the aura of a Michael Jordan. Way too much exposure now.

>>151403374
>chorgers anywhere near top 10
Lmfao hard
>t. 25 year charger fan