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Anonymous United States No.151405165 >>151405188 >>151405214
/hoc/
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Anonymous Sweden No.151405171
fuck the flyers they ruined hockey for a while 20 years before i was born
Anonymous United States No.151405180 >>151405198
>>151405163
Interesting
Anonymous United States No.151405185
Flames! Takagi!
Anonymous Canada No.151405188
>>151405165 (OP)
first for our flames!
Anonymous United States No.151405193
https://youtu.be/9aMu8HuYpRk
Anonymous United States No.151405198 >>151405206 >>151405252
>>151405180
* recoils *
Anonymous United States No.151405202
>laffs
>rags
Anonymous United States No.151405206 >>151405222
>>151405198
Geez that's a LOT of tuna
Anonymous Sweden No.151405208
*implodes*
Anonymous Canada No.151405211 >>151405217
>>151405173
we must try harder!!
Anonymous United States No.151405214
>>151405165 (OP)
My Hawks
Anonymous United States No.151405217
>>151405211
The Flames dynasty begins Saturday!
Anonymous United States No.151405221
The binnish are trying to scare us off with the tuna pizza. Very devious strategy.
Anonymous United States No.151405222 >>151405276
>>151405206
keep in mind, Scandies eat way more seafood than most Americans
So it's not an adjustment of palette for them
Anonymous Canada No.151405250 >>151405259 >>151405291
My mom used to bake tuna on bread with cheese.
Is that not a normal dish?
Anonymous Finland No.151405252 >>151405269
>>151405198
Seems quite heavy on the tuna side, the ham usually predominates visually (although the tuna's flavor does overpower that of the ham)
Anonymous United States No.151405259 >>151405290
>>151405250
not really, unless you live in a Maritimes area
Sailor folk live bizarro lives that mirror normal people
Anonymous United States No.151405269 >>151405281
>>151405252
I’d rather have reindeer pizza
Anonymous Sweden No.151405276 >>151405305
>>151405222
is that true you have way way more coastline than we do
we probably eat more seafood than folks in utah but not florida or the carolinas
Anonymous United States No.151405281
>>151405269
always wanted to try this
I've had venison on a pie before, and it was great
Anonymous Canada No.151405290 >>151405327
>>151405259
looked kinda like this
Anonymous Canada No.151405291
>>151405250
>My mom used to bake food on food with food
Seems normal to me.
Anonymous United States No.151405305 >>151405313
>>151405276
You're 38th in total coastline, US is 10th
Anonymous Canada No.151405313
>>151405305
Who is numba 1
Anonymous Canada No.151405317 >>151405334 >>151405342
why are swedes so low-t?
why are yanks so fat?
why are leafs so based?
Anonymous United States No.151405327
>>151405290
monstrous looking, Thank You for sharing with the group
Anonymous Canada No.151405334 >>151405369
>>151405317
Being fat is based so all of north america is based
Anonymous Canada No.151405339 >>151405348 >>151405351 >>151405353 >>151405391 >>151405423 >>151405752 >>151405888
oh shit! they beefin now
Anonymous Canada No.151405342
>>151405317
Everything is downstream of genetics innit
Anonymous United States No.151405348 >>151405383
>>151405339
I mean seriously tho it is very uninspired. Soulless AI franchise
Anonymous Canada No.151405351
>>151405339
Both logos are so incredibly lazy
Anonymous United States No.151405353
>>151405339
I wanna see them box to see who the true Alpha is/was
Anonymous United States No.151405369
>>151405334
Agreed
Anonymous Canada No.151405374 >>151405380
i wanna see them kiss
Anonymous Sweden No.151405380
>>151405374
Γ΄_Γ΄
Anonymous Canada No.151405383 >>151405399 >>151405409
>>151405348
I hate the Mammoth so much. The whole team is like one of those made up ones from an EA sports game. Kraken are abhorrently soulless as well.
The 2000s kino from expansion teams is long gone.
Anonymous United States No.151405389 >>151405400 >>151405411
I want to kiss Gary
Anonymous United States No.151405391
>>151405339
Couple of lames desu
Anonymous Canada No.151405397
remember when howler got arrested for assaulting a woman wearing a hawks jersey?
that was crazy.
Anonymous Canada No.151405399
>>151405383
Wild and Sens are the last teams ill consider soul at all imo
Anonymous United States No.151405400
>>151405389
Anonymous United States No.151405409
>>151405383
It’s just too forced. No hate to Mormons but they’re naturally inhibited in their creativity because they want things to be as safe and bland and inoffensive as possible.
Anonymous Canada No.151405411
>>151405389
get in line, boi
Anonymous United States No.151405423
>>151405339
corporate mandated slop mascot fighting tm
Anonymous Canada No.151405427 >>151405537 >>151405600 >>151405715
nhl map peaked in the early 90s
Anonymous Canada No.151405537
>>151405427
this is what gary took from us
Anonymous United States No.151405588 >>151405603 >>151405612 >>151405621 >>151405636 >>151407156
Even if you lied about being raped by the Canada World Junior team I believe you were actually raped because I believe all women
Anonymous Sweden No.151405600
>>151405427
gary saw this and responded in despodent rage
Anonymous Canada No.151405603
>>151405588
Why did you post that unrelated picture next your own opinion?
Anonymous Canada No.151405610
We need to kill niggers
Anonymous Canada No.151405612
>>151405588
i wish there were more men like you out there.
Anonymous Canada No.151405621
>>151405588
This, its worse to not believe all women and let rapists get away than the other way around!
Anonymous United States No.151405636 >>151405640 >>151405646 >>151405649 >>151405652
>>151405588
What if a woman accuses another woman of rape and she denies it? Which one do you believe?
Anonymous Canada No.151405640
>>151405636
Not the rapist obviously
Anonymous United States No.151405646
>>151405636
I believe the trans woman because I am a faggot
Anonymous Canada No.151405649
>>151405636
Personally I believe both
Anonymous Canada No.151405652
>>151405636
the one with darker skin?
Anonymous Canada No.151405656
Utah should have called themselves the Mastodons. Its the better elephant
Anonymous Canada No.151405659
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S VADER TIME
Anonymous United States No.151405678
Another exciting game for my Duckies tonight
Anonymous Lebanon No.151405712
hey gang
hope you all had a good day
have fun laughing at the >laffs >rags game later
god bless you all
Anonymous United States No.151405715 >>151405740
>>151405427
I miss hockey elephant.
Anonymous Canada No.151405740
>>151405715
He'll return but stronger
Anonymous United States No.151405752
>>151405339
these things remind me of my dota phase
Anonymous United States No.151405760 >>151405769 >>151405779 >>151405789 >>151405791 >>151405810 >>151406051 >>151406974 >>151407002 >>151407773
It’s official
Anonymous United States No.151405769
>>151405760
You suck
Anonymous Canada No.151405779 >>151406040
>>151405760
>Trending now
>#MarnerShart
Anonymous Canada No.151405789
>>151405760
This is not cool. Vegas needs to believe all women
Anonymous United States No.151405791
>>151405760
Vegas isn’t winning the cup now. Would cause too much dramz for Garebear.
Anonymous United States No.151405795
Carter Hart is joining the #VGK organization on a tryout.
Anonymous Sweden No.151405810 >>151405869 >>151405874
>>151405760
a new player to fucking hate joins a team i already fucking hate
Anonymous United States No.151405869
>>151405810
>a new player
Carter Hart has been in the NHL for years you fucking retard
Anonymous United States No.151405874 >>151405899
>>151405810
>hate goalie cause he had consensual sex
Cuck Sven at it again
Anonymous United States No.151405888
>>151405339
I like this rivalry :3
Anonymous United States No.151405890 >>151405956
wtf, they just keep winning
Anonymous Sweden No.151405899 >>151405910 >>151405954 >>151406029
>>151405874
just because the court system decided it was consensual doesn't mean we shouldn't trust the victim of a traumatic event, who's been so brave throughout the horrifying ordeal that she's willing to testify against the white men who took everything from her
Anonymous Canada No.151405906
Anonymous United States No.151405910
>>151405899
Shut the fuck up Sven you retard you wouldn't know anything about having sex
Anonymous Canada No.151405954
>>151405899
>so brave
>hiding behind an alias while ruing the lives of innocents
Anonymous United States No.151405956 >>151405983
>>151405890
China will be a hockey superpower by 2040
Anonymous United States No.151405970 >>151405982
Which team will sign E.M.?
Anonymous United States No.151405982
>>151405970
>laffs
Anonymous United States No.151405983
>>151405956
Anon.... they already THINK they are
Anonymous Lebanon No.151405990
I'll find E.M. and expose her I don't give a fuck
Anonymous United States No.151406005 >>151406036 >>151406066
trb being an internet tough guy again :\
Anonymous United States No.151406029
>>151405899
Its so brave to make anonymous allegations that ruin lives and is still shielded from public scrutiny after the judge called her a liar
Anonymous United States No.151406036 >>151406050
>>151406005
well you can always cry about it
Anonymous Canada No.151406040
>>151405779
Came here just to see if someone made the joke. /hoc/ continues to deliver.
Anonymous United States No.151406042
>most dangerous draw
Anonymous United States No.151406050
>>151406036
your vpn disconnected kwarb
Anonymous Finland No.151406051 >>151406169
>>151405760
>another goalie better than Skinner off the market
Anonymous United States No.151406059 >>151406067 >>151406070 >>151406138
Ahem, friendly reminder that Sharter Hart is innocent
Anonymous United States No.151406066 >>151406074
>>151406005
Imagine getting bullied by trb. Wait you are trb just asking for attention KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151406067
>>151406059
He's sharted his last and we all know it
Anonymous Canada No.151406069 >>151406091
You all thought he sharted his last
Now his partnership with marner will provide endless shart
Anonymous United States No.151406070 >>151406076 >>151406094
>>151406059
Just because you're innocent doesn't mean you're not a rapist
Anonymous United States No.151406073 >>151406090
It’s the year of the Gary
Anonymous United States No.151406074 >>151406107
>>151406066
Anonymous United States No.151406076
>>151406070
yes it does so redditjeet
Anonymous United States No.151406090
>>151406073
Genocidal zionist pigs
Anonymous United States No.151406091 >>151406122
>>151406069
Yeah but it’s backwards. First comes the shart then the marker
Anonymous United States No.151406094
>>151406070
You have to go back
Anonymous United States No.151406107 >>151406125
>>151406074
You'll never be a real woman Carter Fart will never have sex with you
Anonymous United States No.151406118
>implying Sharter Fart wouldn't rape me
Anonymous Canada No.151406122
>>151406091
Behind all foul marners is a shart
Anonymous United States No.151406125 >>151406155 >>151406176
>>151406107
Dunno about that, he’s susceptible to peer pressure/bullying according to the trial
Anonymous United States No.151406137
Anonymous Canada No.151406138 >>151406341
>>151406059
I just think it’s embarrassing they tagged such an ugly hoe.they should be shamed for being losers
Not on my worst days
Anonymous United States No.151406155 >>151406168 >>151406192 >>151406222
>>151406125
if a naked woman peer pressured/bullied you with her nudity what would you do?
Anonymous United States No.151406168
>>151406155
turn 360Β° and walk away
Anonymous United States No.151406169
>>151406051
Jen
Anonymous United States No.151406176
>>151406125
The trial also revealed no rape occurred redditjeet
Anonymous United States No.151406177
>the city of MalmΓΆ
Anonymous United States No.151406192 >>151406214
>>151406155
No. I’m saving myself for marriage >:(
Anonymous Canada No.151406212 >>151406238 >>151406323
Lmao there is frozen sushi rolls at the grocery store. There are literally sushi places on every street. You can get them there for the same price
Anonymous United States No.151406214 >>151406317
>>151406192
Will you marry me?
Anonymous United States No.151406219 >>151406236 >>151406244
>Going to Vegas
what a shit meme this has become. just come back home.
Anonymous United States No.151406222
>>151406155
I’d put me left foot in, I’d take my left foot out. Then I’d put my left foot in and shake it all about
Anonymous United States No.151406236 >>151406256
>>151406219
Filthy said they mutually didn’t want to work together again
Anonymous United States No.151406238 >>151406272 >>151408352
>>151406212
isn’t sushi fairly clean?
Anonymous Canada No.151406244
>>151406219
edmonton already has skinner tho
Anonymous United States No.151406256 >>151406268
>>151406236
>Filthy said they mutually didn’t want to work together again
you be surprised how quickly people change their mind when you need to win
Anonymous United States No.151406257 >>151406280
i forgot that for some reason and despite not being accused of anything, brett howden was the main character of the rape trial
Anonymous United States No.151406268
>>151406256
>need to win
reminds me of trb
Anonymous United States No.151406272
>>151406238
Yes, simple food product, minimal processing
very definition of the term
Anonymous Canada No.151406280
>>151406257
Because he cried like trb on that chilly easter eve
Anonymous United States No.151406284
I think the Senators are pathetic and they're going to have a terrible season, good thing they have a 1st round pick in next year's draft, oh wait
Anonymous United States No.151406298
>trb
excuse me?
Anonymous Canada No.151406308
my habs playing in a few hours :)
Anonymous United States No.151406309
just took the most insane marner of my life
Anonymous United States No.151406317 >>151406336 >>151406413
>>151406214
b-but I’m shorter than Marchand
Anonymous Canada No.151406323
>>151406212
MacKinnon bros, he's dissing our Nate
Anonymous Canada No.151406336
>>151406317
Hahahah look at this lil pipsqueak
Anonymous Canada No.151406341 >>151406502
>>151406138
That's the thing. They didn't want to fuck her but she kept pushing them and eventually Hart let her suck his dick for a few seconds.
Anonymous Canada No.151406348 >>151406439 >>151406786
dobes starts
struble in for xhekaj
Anonymous Canada No.151406349 >>151406433 >>151406471
ARE YOU TELLING ME MY NHL HEROES MIGHT HAVE TO EAT *GULP* PASTA FOR A PREGAME MEAL IN ITALY??? WHEN DOES THE UN STEP IN???
Anonymous United States No.151406361 >>151406367 >>151406414 >>151406447
>ITT
>bagged milk consumers
Anonymous Canada No.151406367
>>151406361
Retard
Anonymous Canada No.151406370
i got a bag of milk for you to consume, yankee
Anonymous United States No.151406411
we don't consume here lil bro
Anonymous United States No.151406413
>>151406317
That's ok, I'll buy you some high heels
Anonymous Canada No.151406414 >>151406438
>>151406361
Have you ever gotten milk at a diner before?
Anonymous United States No.151406421
>Stay Fresh, milkbags
Anonymous United States No.151406429 >>151406463
there is literally nothing wrong with being a lil pipsqueak
Anonymous United States No.151406433
>>151406349
A good chunk of them already have pasta as pregame meals
Anonymous Canada No.151406434 >>151406455
LIKE MUSSOLINI
Anonymous United States No.151406438 >>151406464
>>151406414
ya when I was a kiddo
Anonymous Slovakia No.151406439
>>151406348
bust
Anonymous United States No.151406447 >>151406472
>>151406361
Genuinely how did the production plants come to the conclusions this was the most efficient way of dispensing milk
Anonymous United States No.151406450 >>151406481 >>151406994 >>151407044
>drinking milk
>drinking milk after grade school
>drinking milk during any other meal than breakfast
Anonymous Canada No.151406455
>>151406434
AND GHANDI
Anonymous Canada No.151406463
>>151406429
Theres a lot wrong with it
Anonymous Canada No.151406464
>>151406438
Bad news then bag fag
Anonymous United States No.151406467
The Sen's alts are awful!
Anonymous Canada No.151406471 >>151406492 >>151406544
>>151406349
Imagine if your boss insisted you go to Italy for 3 weeks and work without pay.
Would you be happy?
Anonymous United States No.151406472
>>151406447
capitalistic ingenuiety, my fine fellow consumer
Anonymous United States No.151406481
>>151406450
Must suck to be brown
Anonymous United States No.151406485 >>151406500
I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He started to feel up my wife!
Anonymous Canada No.151406492 >>151406522
>>151406471
no one is telling them to go, and it's for an Olympic gold medal you complete bozo, I bet you thought you had a great analogy on your hands kwab
Anonymous United States No.151406500
>>151406485
stfu trb
Anonymous Canada No.151406502
>>151406341
They allbitched out, hart ran to the room for some coochie like a dork. chick has a right to be mad. They were talking a big game until it was go time.
Anonymous United States No.151406508 >>151406526
>extra ice in St Petersburg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Canada No.151406522
>>151406492
Imagine the hate a player would get if they declined. It’s really not an actual decision
Anonymous United States No.151406525 >>151406535
we don't rodneypost here
Anonymous Canada No.151406526
>>151406508
gallant having a melty
Anonymous United States No.151406535
>>151406525
But someone just did. How mad are you?
Anonymous United States No.151406537 >>151406569
What's with all the toxic masculinity on /hoc/ today? It's giving me the ick
Anonymous Canada No.151406542
imagine hand-wringing about your NHL HEROES getting a vacation in Italy with a chance to bring gold to their country (I know you don't understand patriotism so this will be a real stumbling block for you)
Anonymous Canada No.151406544 >>151406571 >>151406584 >>151406620
>>151406471
>without pay
Canada pays $20,000 a head
Anonymous Canada No.151406552 >>151406576 >>151406616
these are dope
Anonymous Canada No.151406553
>Hart is back
Westheadbros...
Anonymous United States No.151406569
>>151406537
You weren’t banging /hoc/ anyway
Anonymous United States No.151406571 >>151406603
>>151406544
That says $0 anon
Anonymous United States No.151406573
Farter Shart and Marner
Like peanut butter and jelly that is
Anonymous United States No.151406576
>>151406552
>Paupanekis
Anonymous Canada No.151406584 >>151406760
>>151406544
NHL players that don’t donate their winnings to pro Zionist charities get blacklisted
Anonymous United States No.151406593 >>151406605 >>151406617
sara's mad bro's
Anonymous Canada No.151406603
>>151406571
Cope nothing can stop them after the petty bisexuals banned the only competition
Anonymous United States No.151406605 >>151406640
>>151406593
mad ugly lmao
Anonymous United States No.151406616
>>151406552
shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
Anonymous United States No.151406617
>>151406593
Roasties btfo
Anonymous Canada No.151406620
>>151406544
Ok ok- imagine if your boss sent you to Italy and insisted you work for like 5% of your pay
Anonymous United States No.151406622 >>151406644 >>151406664
I predict an upset. I think Canada gets knocked out by Finland in the Olympics
Anonymous Canada No.151406640 >>151406650 >>151406762
>>151406605
Dude leave her alone
Anonymous United States No.151406644 >>151406655 >>151406664 >>151406680 >>151406711 >>151408119
>>151406622
Then USA loses to Czechia or some shit
Anonymous United States No.151406650
>>151406640
shut up bitch
Anonymous United States No.151406652 >>151406776
nuff said
Anonymous United States No.151406655 >>151406664 >>151406765
>>151406644
Possibly yeah. Either way I really think we won’t get Canada v USA as the final matchup.
Anonymous United States No.151406664
>>151406622
>>151406644
>>151406655
>and our Gold Medalist this year, Denmark
Anonymous Canada No.151406680
>>151406644
Grand Fenwick
Anonymous United States No.151406690 >>151406710
I am gonna go have a pint before work (short six hour shift).
Anonymous United States No.151406710
>>151406690
???
take it easy there, party animal
Anonymous United States No.151406711 >>151406724
>>151406644
the czechs are a sleeping giant
Anonymous United States No.151406713
At least it won't be Russia, I hate them so much
Anonymous Canada No.151406719
>afternoon shift
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous United States No.151406724
>>151406711
No, everyone knows they're a hockey powerhouse and have been for a while
Anonymous Canada No.151406743
>Americans have already bargained down to β€œwell we won’t win, BUT CANADA WONT EITHER”
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151406755 >>151406774 >>151406789 >>151406873
steelies and knights play today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
Anonymous United States No.151406760
>>151406584
What about Kadri?
Anonymous United States No.151406761
I like how the team Switzerland coach decided to just nuke their chances of winning a single round by banning Bichsel for personal petty reasons. Very unserious country.
Anonymous United States No.151406762
>>151406640
Shut the fuck up Sara
Anonymous Canada No.151406765 >>151406790
>>151406655
I hope this isnt true because a Canada vs USA final /hoc/ threads would be too toxic to miss
Anonymous United States No.151406774
>>151406755
Nice
I just got access to a Prime account and will watch the Thursday handegg tonight
Anonymous United States No.151406776 >>151406808
>>151406652
They tariff each other, depend on the US for national defense. Not a real country
Anonymous Canada No.151406786
>>151406348
>dobes starts
based
Anonymous United States No.151406789 >>151406817
>>151406755
Bruins will win
Anonymous Slovakia No.151406790
>>151406765
Sweden - Finland would be kino
Anonymous Canada No.151406808 >>151406820
>>151406776
>depend on the US for defense
Our only external threat is the US retard .
Unless the US armed forces are fighting Martians or someshit on our behalf GTFO and back in Isreals lap
Anonymous United States No.151406817
>>151406789
oh yikes i hope not that would be gay
Anonymous United States No.151406820 >>151406844
>>151406808
How many nukes you got here, maple Timmy?
Anonymous Canada No.151406827 >>151406912
Dylan getting uppity again
Anonymous United States No.151406828
hows HF handeling Carter Hart coming back to the league? imagine they are shitting down their leg?
Anonymous Canada No.151406844 >>151406854
>>151406820
None but wed just borrow some from the frogs or bongs if we ever needed a cup of MAD
Anonymous United States No.151406854 >>151406901
>>151406844
Oh? Are they going to loan you the subs as well?
Anonymous United States No.151406860 >>151406877 >>151406878 >>151406883 >>151406897
my doctor said laughter is the best medicine so i went to canada for a cheap laugh
Anonymous United States No.151406861
>this retarded argument again
Anonymous United States No.151406873 >>151406898
>>151406755
*Calls up ICE*
Anonymous United States No.151406877
>>151406860
I eat an apple every day to keep my doctor away
Anonymous United States No.151406878
>>151406860
You forgot your Rodney Dangerfield gif, and yet somehow it's even funnier
Anonymous Canada No.151406883
>>151406860
True we have many funny comedians here
Anonymous United States No.151406897
>>151406860
Anonymous United States No.151406898
>>151406873
>gets fired
Anonymous Canada No.151406901 >>151406922
>>151406854
Retard
Anonymous United States No.151406903
>the city of Stockholm
Anonymous United States No.151406912 >>151406925 >>151406941
>>151406827
dylan is undefeated this season
Anonymous United States No.151406922
>>151406901
I accept your concession.
Anonymous Canada No.151406925
>>151406912
Just like he was after G1 in the WCF last season
Anonymous United States No.151406931 >>151406934 >>151406938 >>151406962 >>151406976 >>151406993 >>151407010
Why can't /hoc/ ever get along? :(
Anonymous Canada No.151406934 >>151407273
>>151406931
Its hard to believe but I think they enjoy being this way
Anonymous Canada No.151406938
>>151406931
Too many chuds itt
Anonymous United States No.151406941
>>151406912
I’m just happy Duchene is cleared to play already even if he’s sitting tonight. Getting too dicey with all the injuries in the league this season.
Anonymous United States No.151406945 >>151406964 >>151406973
Good teaser tonight. Laffs, frogs and SNES all lose at home. Wish me luck, bros.
Anonymous United States No.151406962
>>151406931
trb exists
Anonymous United States No.151406964
>>151406945
Gambling is bad
Anonymous Sweden No.151406969
vΓ€rmland sucks! luleΓ₯ is the best <3
Anonymous Canada No.151406973
>>151406945
Wish they could have played the rags at the garden
Anonymous United States No.151406974
>>151405760
#ALLWOMENLIE
Anonymous United States No.151406976
>>151406931
Anonymous United States No.151406993
>>151406931
Too many retards
Anonymous United States No.151406994
>>151406450
Found the brown
Anonymous United States No.151407002
>>151405760
The standard is: Hockey skanks will always be treated per hockey tradition.
Anonymous United States No.151407010 >>151407043
>>151406931
/hoc/ should be for frens
Anonymous United States No.151407017
Was it in court record EM was busted ugly or is that just an assumption due to Hart wanting nothing to do with her
Anonymous United States No.151407043
>>151407010
I think so too :)
Anonymous Canada No.151407044 >>151407161
>>151406450
This post would get you arrested here
Anonymous United States No.151407052
Someone needs to
>update the mountain pic with Utah’s new mascot
>make a mamoswine wearing their jersey/hat
Anonymous United States No.151407066
bud + 1 = trb
Anonymous United States No.151407070
>van damme’s EMs face

>leaves room

>refuses to elaborate
Anonymous Canada No.151407149
*crickets*
Anonymous United States No.151407156
>>151405588
Anonymous United States No.151407161
>>151407044
True I only drink raw milk kefir
Anonymous United States No.151407173 >>151407246 >>151407368
This thread needs a fight.
Anonymous United States No.151407222
Morgan Rielly - Brandon Carlo
Jake McCabe - Chris Tanev
Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Simon Benoit
Anonymous United States No.151407246 >>151407336
>>151407173
Anonymous United States No.151407273
>>151406934
Yes, it's our struggle that keeps us together, it's our common thread
Anonymous Canada No.151407329 >>151407339 >>151407367 >>151407734
chuds won
Anonymous United States No.151407334
>/hoc/ and neverending snuggle-struggle
Anonymous United States No.151407336
>>151407246
Anonymous Canada No.151407339
>>151407329
>we want the german audience
Anonymous Canada No.151407341 >>151407431 >>151407734
Anonymous Canada No.151407354 >>151407431 >>151407435 >>151407520 >>151407734
Anonymous United States No.151407367
>>151407329
based
Anonymous Sweden No.151407368
>>151407173
it needs a big smoochy kiss
Anonymous United States No.151407378
>Let's blackball Carter Hart from pro hockey like he was an honored public official of some kind
that's sick, he's not the Prime Minister of Ice Hockey, and even if he was....
Anonymous Canada No.151407422
>stars in gangbang
>moves to Vegas
Just like my e hoes
Anonymous United States No.151407431
>>151407341
>>151407354
lol libtards btfo
Anonymous United States No.151407432 >>151407441
It was funny to track carter hart's flyers jersey prices on ebay. Those things were moving for ten dollars
Anonymous Canada No.151407435 >>151407456 >>151407497
>>151407354
Kinda rude to say when you have a goalie already
Anonymous Canada No.151407441
>>151407432
You should have bought them all retard
Anonymous United States No.151407456 >>151407464
>>151407435
It's pretty fucking rude to be a shite tendie in the NHL
Anonymous Canada No.151407459
rags fans leaning heavily in to the advanced stats cope
Anonymous United States No.151407464
>>151407456
Just like my Sorokin
Anonymous Canada No.151407497
>>151407435
adian hill is ded and akira is weeb vegan
Anonymous Canada No.151407514
3 hours til my habbies drop the puck
Anonymous United States No.151407520
>>151407354
I always suspected that Bruce was based
Anonymous United States No.151407522 >>151407531 >>151407549
Bong and Half until Tigre Time
Anonymous Canada No.151407531
>>151407522
it's on flo, i see
might take a peak. the isles look pretty decent this year. i think victo sucks, tho.
Anonymous United States No.151407536 >>151407568
I wonder what animal mascot first bit a hockey stick in half, and I also wonder if that team usually choked in the playoffs
Anonymous United States No.151407543 >>151407559 >>151407632
There are 0 rapists in the PWHL
Anonymous United States No.151407548 >>151407562 >>151407596
if your stick breaks are you allowed to still use the lower half?
Anonymous United States No.151407549
>>151407522
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1278 days ago?
Anonymous United States No.151407559
>>151407543
Liar
Anonymous United States No.151407562 >>151407587
>>151407548
use it for what?
Anonymous Canada No.151407568
>>151407536
i prefer their 90s look
both the tigres and volts downgraded their logos in the 00s
Anonymous United States No.151407587
>>151407562
to keep playing until you get a new stick. like garage hockey
Anonymous Canada No.151407593
Anonymous United States No.151407595 >>151407634 >>151407635
We need to boycott Vegas and the NHL because of Hart. No merch. No tickets. No streaming.

Hockey is for everyone. Act like it.
Anonymous United States No.151407596
>>151407548
No, broken sticks must be dropped immediately. It's a penalty to try to play with a broken stick.
Anonymous United States No.151407618 >>151407643
I’ve been eating a lot of processed food lately, and it’s made me mildly somewhat constipated, but I just got home and released a massive marner that’s been in my guts for probably like 36 hours.
Anonymous United States No.151407632
>>151407543
Imagine the locker room hazing
Anonymous United States No.151407634
>>151407595
I hope she sees this king
Anonymous United States No.151407635
>>151407595
Anonymous United States No.151407639
>You see, for starters, the logo itself had the shark mascot biting the hockey stick, which was shown as almost a sign of disrespect

my precious canadian feelings :(
Anonymous Canada No.151407643 >>151407652
>>151407618
Based i've been sick for the last week and my marners have been smaller but i've been getting better the last few days and I literally just took a huge marner that must have been sitting in there for a few days
Anonymous United States No.151407652
>>151407643
Those marners are the best
Anonymous United States No.151407657
Just took my mid day marner
Anonymous United States No.151407664
Someone took my marner
Anonymous United States No.151407677 >>151407699 >>151407761 >>151407772 >>151407791
I was excited to watch some hockey tonight, but I cant...

Because I have a Hinge date :)
Anonymous United States No.151407681
Alright this isn’t funny anymore, who marnered in my pants
Anonymous Canada No.151407694 >>151407717
are my laffies winning tonight?
Anonymous United States No.151407699 >>151407784
>>151407677
nice, where are you taking her? are you gonna fingerblast her bh?
Anonymous United States No.151407705 >>151407716
>bragging about a date on /hoc/
sick fiend, enjoy yourself, you asshole
>May you fall in love and marry at once
Anonymous United States No.151407716
>>151407705
you had a date with bud on 04/17/2022
Anonymous Canada No.151407717
>>151407694
No they are losing every easy home game
Anonymous Canada No.151407734
>>151407329
>>151407341
>>151407354
Love that the notes the knights gave the guys for these interviews was β€œjust mention culture and that it’s good”
Anonymous Canada No.151407748
I have told my wife about my contributions to /hoc/
Anonymous United States No.151407761
>>151407677
Good luck champ :)
Anonymous United States No.151407772 >>151407784
>>151407677
Is she a hockey fan?
Anonymous United States No.151407773 >>151407789 >>151407793 >>151407814 >>151407837
>>151405760
Or, hear me out, you can just ~not~ sign a rapist? This is absolutely abhorrent and everything that is wrong with sports. What’s even worse, it’s not like he is a superstar. You are taking the backlash and perpetuating the stigma for a subpar player with zero moral compass
Anonymous United States No.151407784 >>151407825
>>151407699
Drinks :)
>>151407772
Not sure :/
Anonymous Canada No.151407789
>>151407773
>Vegas
>Morals
It's called sin city for a reason newfag
Anonymous Canada No.151407791
>>151407677
Jealous since I missing it too but for an escort
Anonymous United States No.151407793
>>151407773
I hate the patriarchy, sisters
Anonymous Canada No.151407814
>>151407773
Not in the new hard cap world Gary has created
Anonymous United States No.151407825
>>151407784
Are you going to tell her about /hoc/?
Anonymous Canada No.151407837
>>151407773
Unfortunately garys ploy for expansion has left teams with no other options to fill positions
Anonymous Canada No.151407851
this is a great tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQJpyQBShU
Anonymous Canada No.151407856 >>151407884 >>151407903
If our Sennies blow it again tonight I'm going to **** ******** and blame it on Gary
Anonymous United States No.151407865 >>151407876 >>151407959 >>151407997 >>151408131 >>151408258
>player profile picture
>njd / van / sjs / ana / pit
>she/her 24
>ummmm, this Carter Hart signing is problematic, okay?
Anonymous Canada No.151407866 >>151407925 >>151407942
Anonymous United States No.151407876
>>151407865
Men need to be better :(
Anonymous United States No.151407884 >>151407936
>>151407856
Hope they do and in their shitty new jerseys
Anonymous Canada No.151407903 >>151407936
>>151407856
the snes and their ugly ass jerseys are the reason why buffalo btfo'd their ass
Anonymous Russian Federation No.151407917
Every time i watch Calgary they lose
Anonymous Canada No.151407925
>>151407866
>prairie fag
Anonymous Canada No.151407936 >>151407952
>>151407884
>>151407903
So its an inside job eh Gary?
Anonymous United States No.151407942 >>151407947
>>151407866
>in Canada, flashscore says NHL is You!!!
That's neat, I'm glad flashscore credits both of us
Anonymous Canada No.151407947 >>151407970
>>151407942
such a great app
Anonymous Canada No.151407952 >>151407971
>>151407936
thats right goy, we injected brady's food to make his bones brittle as well
Anonymous United States No.151407959
>>151407865
so true sis
Anonymous Canada No.151407965 >>151407984
The Flames being only one spot better than the Islanders and they're in last place.. lol

The /hoc/ teams are in serious shambles


It's over.
Anonymous United States No.151407970
>>151407947
It's versatile and better than E!SPN
Anonymous Canada No.151407971 >>151408021
>>151407952
i knew it all along...
Anonymous United States No.151407984
>>151407965
The Flames will turn it around
Anonymous Canada No.151407986 >>151408007
theScore is a better app
Anonymous United States No.151407989
hey gary, i wrote you but you still aint callin
Anonymous United States No.151407997
>>151407865
>ana
Ducks are a chud team now, remember?
Anonymous United States No.151408007
>>151407986
for me to poop on
Anonymous Canada No.151408013 >>151408039
Does flash score have chat rooms for every game?
Anonymous Canada No.151408021
>>151407971
the snes will forever be a middling team. we will make sure our refs give florida the edge for a threepeat
Anonymous United States No.151408039 >>151408051
>>151408013
Flashscore gives scores for every league, and they keep adding more leagues
>chat rooms are for little girls and faggots looking for a date rape
Anonymous Canada No.151408045
Vegas probably thought:

>if rape charges don't get by him pucks certainly won't!
Anonymous Canada No.151408051
>>151408039
Guess thats why you hang around this chat room huh
Anonymous United States No.151408073 >>151408126
I'm done waging. Feel free to drop the puck anytime Gary
Anonymous United States No.151408085 >>151408114
muh Crusies are getting their shit destroyed =(
Anonymous United States No.151408098
>hey anon this is your boss, get your ass back here bitch
Anonymous United States No.151408114
>>151408085
just like you did on the chilly easter evening of 2022
Anonymous United States No.151408119
>>151406644
USA sharters will only lose if the fags in charge refuse to bring Kaner on the team. Only American hockey player with soul. Matthews alone drains the life out of the team. So fucking funny hearing the rumors coming out of the locker room that the boys started preferring the 4th liner Larkin over Bustthews
Anonymous United States No.151408126
>>151408073
Gary needs to enjoy happy hour first
Anonymous United States No.151408131
>>151407865
Has never mentioned the pwhl except to seethe about their weirdo tradcath player once
Anonymous United States No.151408156 >>151408182
>the city of Sherwood Park
Anonymous Canada No.151408182 >>151408204
>>151408156
U ever been? It’s up and coming. We have 2 expensive grocery stores now and a tapas place
Anonymous United States No.151408184 >>151408722
Forward Cam Atkinson signed a one-day contract with #CBJ to retire a Blue Jacket this morning.

He and his family will be honored prior to tonight’s contest against the Avalanche.
Anonymous United States No.151408198 >>151408211 >>151408223 >>151408229 >>151408319 >>151408375
Do the (((Canadians))) ITT even have a job?
Anonymous United States No.151408204
>>151408182
That does sound inviting
>I'm a fan of their junior ice hockey scene
Anonymous Canada No.151408211
>>151408198
Im part of the laurentian elite
Anonymous United States No.151408223 >>151408243 >>151408401
>>151408198
Is milking moose a job
Anonymous Canada No.151408229
>>151408198
Self employed witch let's me shit up /hoc/ all day
Anonymous United States No.151408243
>>151408223
Is that Canadian slang for fellatio?
Anonymous Sweden No.151408244
so yeah i think not a single game is very interesting tonight maybe ill watch if ep40 decides to score a fucking goal or do anything noteworthy against dullass
Anonymous United States No.151408258 >>151408347
>>151407865
Why is hockey Twitter so weird?
Anonymous Canada No.151408319
>>151408198
Full time /hoc/ poster
Anonymous United States No.151408347
>>151408258
It was cool that people were able to get hockey media jobs 10-15 years ago mostly by being good posters but it seems like the content mines are getting shut down and that's way harder now (not like the shaynas and wyshinskis ever made big money)
Anonymous United States No.151408352
>>151406238
classical sushi sure
but there are also lots of rolls with toppings and sauces that change that
Anonymous United States No.151408365
Despite Troccock, my flysies are fun to watch. Zegras will change that bald fraud
Anonymous United States No.151408366
For me, it's getting pucks in deep
Anonymous Canada No.151408371 >>151408391 >>151408394
Hoob is coming back for next game
Anonymous Canada No.151408375
>>151408198
my job is to get pucks in deep
Anonymous Canada No.151408377 >>151408441
Anonymous Canada No.151408390 >>151408412 >>151408511 >>151408541
how do flamiacs feel losing 2 time stanley cup champion matthew 'your mom's a whore' tkachuk for hooberdope?
Anonymous United States No.151408391
>>151408371
hoob sucks we hate hoob
Anonymous United States No.151408394
>>151408371
The Flames won't lose with Hoob back
Anonymous Canada No.151408401
>>151408223
No they have decoys for that .
I new a guy in school who cleaned horse seaths as a job though
Anonymous United States No.151408412
>>151408390
I think the Flames won the trade
Anonymous Canada No.151408441
>>151408377
Anonymous United States No.151408445 >>151408457 >>151408519
remember to thank gary for such an exciting set of games tonight
Anonymous United States No.151408457 >>151408488
>>151408445
Thanks Gary. Should I buy a jersey?
Anonymous United States No.151408478
* merchandising intensifies *
Anonymous United States No.151408488 >>151408513
>>151408457
the only thing better than one jersey is two jerseys
Anonymous United States No.151408504
I hope he's got gambling money.
Anonymous Canada No.151408511
>>151408390
Cope 1: At least he beat Edmonton
Cope 2: Weegar is going to the Olympics
Anonymous United States No.151408513
>>151408488
I'll buy three!
Anonymous United States No.151408519
>>151408445
Habsharts ruin any hockey night
Anonymous Canada No.151408541 >>151408562 >>151408712
>>151408390
Pretty good, panthers only won because they had our support. Its pretty much our cup if you think about it.
Anonymous United States No.151408562
>>151408541
You're right, the Flames won
Anonymous United States No.151408712 >>151408750
>>151408541
Ya'll still cucking for our American teams? Nice. Thats the only way you'll enjoy a cup victory anyway
Anonymous United States No.151408722 >>151408745
>>151408184
Who?
Anonymous United States No.151408745
>>151408722
Cam Atkinson
Anonymous Canada No.151408750 >>151408756 >>151408819 >>151409032
>>151408712
its not cucking, its pretty much our cup. It's ~65% Calgary's cup if you think about it.
Anonymous United States No.151408756
>>151408750
>Plays right into the meme
Every fucking time it works KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151408762 >>151408790
>scoreless draw in Charlottetown
Anonymous United States No.151408767 >>151408810 >>151408825 >>151408869
i dont much like hockey but i love hockey players. every other sport would be better if they had hockey player attitude
Anonymous United States No.151408790
>>151408762
raped retard
Anonymous Canada No.151408810 >>151408825 >>151409109
>>151408767
What attitude?
More reserved and less self centred or what?
Anonymous United States No.151408819
>>151408750
So it’s 33% an Indian cup?
Anonymous United States No.151408825 >>151408872
>>151408767
>>151408810
Anonymous Canada No.151408835
>he hasn't thought about it
Anonymous United States No.151408869 >>151408880
>>151408767
Hockey players are the best
Anonymous United States No.151408872 >>151408899
>>151408825
you did that after bud raped you
Anonymous United States No.151408880
>>151408869
Hockey fans too
Anonymous United States No.151408899
>>151408872
someones back from rehab early
Anonymous Canada No.151408919 >>151408932 >>151408946 >>151408951 >>151408976 >>151409010 >>151409033 >>151409055 >>151409137 >>151409153 >>151409320
F
Anonymous United States No.151408932
>>151408919
it should've been trb instead
Anonymous United States No.151408946
>>151408919
Kiss has to be one of the worst bands ever, not as bad as Rush though
Anonymous United States No.151408951
>>151408919
F
Anonymous United States No.151408976
>>151408919
F
Anonymous Canada No.151408998 >>151409015 >>151409146
Store brand feeezies were on clearance at the grocery store for 99 cents. 2.2 litres spread across 36 freezies. 12 different flavors too. They were 5 bucks during the summer so I didn't buy them. I should have bought 2 hopefully they are still there next time.
Anonymous Canada No.151409010
>>151408919
RIP Itagaki
Anonymous Canada No.151409015
>>151408998
For me its the white ones and blue ones
Anonymous United States No.151409032
>>151408750
TRUE
Anonymous United States No.151409033
>>151408919
I really dislike Kiss
Anonymous Canada No.151409040
white and peach for me
Anonymous United States No.151409055
>>151408919
F
Anonymous United States No.151409109
>>151408810
the lose teeth and just keep playing attitude.
Anonymous United States No.151409114
I wanna rock and roll all night
Anonymous Canada No.151409124
Anonymous United States No.151409137
>>151408919
Numale bros…. It’s over
Anonymous United States No.151409146 >>151409270
>>151408998
You better buy them next time
Anonymous Canada No.151409153
>>151408919
Lmao stupid druggie clown
Anonymous United States No.151409167
Please be respectful to my Blue Jackets tonight
Anonymous Canada No.151409270
>>151409146
Pretty sure theyve been there for weeks. There are packs of kisko freezies that are 4 for 1.25 and nobody is touching those.
Anonymous United States No.151409277
https://youtu.be/gESSfs0rwes
Anonymous United States No.151409320
>>151408919
I had a brain bleed in the summer but they told me I was fine, I don't think there was a whole lot going on up there
Anonymous Canada No.151409407
question for paypigs, with your subscrition does the game starts at the scheduledvtime?
Anonymous United States No.151409408 >>151409489
time for Drakkar
Anonymous United States No.151409445
also, time for Generals
Anonymous Canada No.151409451 >>151409459 >>151409461 >>151409599
Let me know when the pucks actually drop
Anonymous United States No.151409459
>>151409451
like ten minutes from now
Anonymous United States No.151409461
>>151409451
They just dropped. Just kidding haha
Anonymous United States No.151409481
oh boy, time to get btfo by the sens again
Anonymous Canada No.151409489
>>151409408
take it easy on my shithawks
Anonymous United States No.151409514 >>151409522 >>151409525
can my hobart statesmen 4 peat?
Anonymous United States No.151409520
my avies :)
Anonymous United States No.151409522
>>151409514
this is union's year
Anonymous United States No.151409525
>>151409514
yeah, sure, why not
Anonymous United States No.151409534 >>151409566 >>151409569 >>151409570 >>151409594 >>151409601 >>151409636
how do I get rid of flies around my sink?
Anonymous United States No.151409563
>rags
>laffs
Anonymous Canada No.151409566 >>151409591
>>151409534
Salt you fucking sink retard how many times do i have to tell you retards that
Anonymous United States No.151409569 >>151409591
>>151409534
boiling water
Anonymous United States No.151409570 >>151409591
>>151409534
Fly tape
Anonymous Canada No.151409574
GO HASBS GO
Anonymous United States No.151409578 >>151409595
GAME 4 OF OPENING THE SEASON IN THE PLAYOFFS!! LET'S GET THE WIN!!!
Anonymous Canada No.151409579
that was late, you fuck
Anonymous United States No.151409591
>>151409569
>>151409566
>>151409570
thanks for the advice
Anonymous Canada No.151409594
>>151409534
Poor bacon grease and cooking oil down there
Anonymous United States No.151409595
>>151409578
based
Anonymous United States No.151409599 >>151409608
>>151409451
The puck has dropped
Anonymous Canada No.151409601 >>151409744
>>151409534
what kind of flies?
fruit flies? shit flies? deer flies?
Anonymous Canada No.151409603
imagine taking a penalty on laine
Anonymous Canada No.151409608
>>151409599
Yeah like 3 minutes ago thanks
Anonymous Canada No.151409615
Laine's alright
Anonymous Canada No.151409623
Ottawa's weird Calgary/Anaheim hybrid jersey is so fucking terrible
Anonymous United States No.151409627
>scoreless draws
Anonymous Finland No.151409634 >>151409643
CATS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous United States No.151409636
>>151409534
Roaches kill flies you need some roaches
Anonymous United States No.151409643 >>151409702
>>151409634
Did you make your pidzer?
Anonymous United States No.151409649
Anonymous United States No.151409659
krak'd
first time they scored in Ottawa in almost 3 years
Anonymous United States No.151409665
>Road team has won the last 6 games in Flyers v Jets matchup
>Hellebuyck is winless in Philly
LET'S DO THIS FLYERS!!! KEEP CONNOR WINLESS
Anonymous Canada No.151409677
My Sensies under the Travis Green year 2 curse big time.
Anonymous Japan No.151409700 >>151409704 >>151409708 >>151409709 >>151409719
What do you guys use for streams these days?
NHL66 is now premium only and OnHockey is full of ads for low quality streams.
Are we truely cooked?
Anonymous Finland No.151409702 >>151409725
>>151409643
I just grabbed it from the oven, pidzer cooling down at the moment
Anonymous United States No.151409703
>the cape of Breton
Anonymous Canada No.151409704
>>151409700
use an ad blocker sensei
Anonymous United States No.151409708
>>151409700
Fanduel Sports Network
Anonymous Canada No.151409709 >>151409748
>>151409700
i remote view games
Anonymous United States No.151409717
>the borough of Peterborough
Anonymous United States No.151409719
>>151409700
fmhy net
Anonymous Canada No.151409721
My Sensies :)
Anonymous United States No.151409725
>>151409702
Enjoy!
Anonymous Canada No.151409726 >>151409743
my team is SHIT
Anonymous United States No.151409732
Does DYEL midget Hutson even know how to play defense?
Anonymous Canada No.151409739
demigod is slippery
Anonymous United States No.151409743
>>151409726
just like my islanders
Anonymous United States No.151409744 >>151409851
>>151409601
fruit flies
Anonymous Canada No.151409748 >>151409797
>>151409709
Anonymous Canada No.151409753 >>151409782 >>151409784 >>151409791 >>151409878
Anonymous Canada No.151409782
>>151409753
those are so friggin good
Anonymous United States No.151409784 >>151409788
>>151409753
I will never understand these images
Anonymous United States No.151409788 >>151409803
>>151409784
Welcome, newfish
Anonymous United States No.151409791
>>151409753
welcome back foodposter :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151409796
Shesterkin and Stolarz look on it tonight
Anonymous Canada No.151409797 >>151409822
>>151409748
shall be listening to an old ghost to ghost in a couple weeks
Anonymous United States No.151409803
>>151409788
raped retard
Anonymous Canada No.151409805 >>151409814 >>151409872
Holy shit Poobauer is ASS
Anonymous United States No.151409814 >>151409839
>>151409805
Just like my islanders
Anonymous United States No.151409820
>rags
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151409821
scaaarrrrr
Anonymous Canada No.151409822
>>151409797
Me too. Can't wait.
Anonymous Canada No.151409839
>>151409814
Cope they're better than last year.
Anonymous Canada No.151409851 >>151409871 >>151409931
>>151409744
it really works
any vineggggar works but add a small piece of banana or apple so it smells extra fruity
Anonymous United States No.151409871 >>151409931
>>151409851
I'll follow your directions
Anonymous United States No.151409872
>>151409805
yep
Anonymous Canada No.151409878
>>151409753
I see you post these in /cum/
Anonymous United States No.151409891 >>151409907
what a boring PP
Anonymous United States No.151409894
My ceiling spider eats all my unwanted critters

Also what the fuck is this new captcha
Anonymous United States No.151409898
>most dangerous draw
Anonymous United States No.151409904
TOO MUCH MAN
Anonymous United States No.151409907 >>151409925
>>151409891
Sounds like something my wife would say haha
Anonymous United States No.151409925
>>151409907
JEN
Anonymous Canada No.151409931
>>151409851
>>151409871
it's been very inconsistent for me. sometimes it catches a small amount in a timely fashion, sometimes nothing at all. I've tried uncovered in a small saucer and also in small bottles with a narrow opening, and with cling wrap with holes poked in them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151409943
what does jen mean i never understood this
Anonymous United States No.151409945
>>151409937
>>151409937
>>151409937
NEW
Anonymous Canada No.151409952
stinky mika zibanajid