Thread 151405301

Tim Elliott fight week

Schaub!

I ALWAYS greet spammy respectfully nigga.

damn tim elliott fights a lot

Suomi
Finland

Arabic!

Nigger

Let's carry on from last thread, it was getting fun.
Come dine with me edition

>>151405336
Bo

>>151405336
Which part of Italy?

>>151405331
>>151405336
That combination is the worst kind

I can't post plated dishes without doxxing myself

why is the state of mmgay and therefor heem so grim

>>151405336
But enough about Finland's favorite boys to dirty talk

>>151405325
Erase this

*rushes into thread*

>>151405358
Best for my maggot minge albeit

>>151405368
Did your neighbour say it was alright to post his house and family member online?

>>151405360
What you talmbout

levels are apart of the game

Alright enough messing around, time to be good.

Can't believe I missed this. Who even knows when the next one will bem I even somehow got the lovely lady to agree to it and show interest

Sexy sexy Slamdaddy

>>151405377
Levels apartment games

>>151405398
*Hampiggy

>>151405410
Kek martyred that muslim

>>151405410
We don’t sign our posts here

>>151405414
I martyred my maggot minge, plz find more sexy daddies to pork it

>>151405394
Looks good, all we get is circus shows with criminals and the amirkhanis but I repeat myself

151405443

Anyone actually watched Sumi? It's good

https://youtu.be/E0Xl1f-fXLo?si=QkX14XDL2DNC06Vl

>>151405443
Do you dirty talk them too or is the nigger boy your own boytoy?

>>151405453
Yes not passionately but the general is way better than this so I lurk

Dana Whjite's Suomi Sumo

Itagaki passed away

Finland posting a cheeky bit of paag milfs I see

Nah fuck that!

>>151405491
Sexy. Daddy. Simple as.

yeah i think pereira heems topturo

>>151405472
He was too based for this world

I just learned to skid on my fixed gear. It's quite fun

https://youtu.be/Y2rTOP9EF0c?si=ahqoD_pSKra4TRNh

Just heemed your dad and fucked your mom

>>151405517
Can't wait for tomorrow, I'm going to cum!
Hhnnnnhgggggg

>>151405515
I never managed to master the dildo up the ass

>>151405528
Ze trick iz to loosen ass brazza u kno dis

>>151405515
This is so fucking gay, kill yourself

>>151405528
Well obviously you're American, you've got to drive your car to the end of your road to return your neighbours scree driver kek

>>151405517
check again

>>151405528
I can fit three!

>>151405301 (OP)
hemm

Is it true that bongs will be leaving /heem/ soon?

Love Philly b, be going to the Reading Terminal Market and eating big sandwiches. Home of UFC legends such as Eddie Alvarez, Dakus Brothers, and Sean Brady.

>>151405546
What are you talking about this is fucking great, on a serious note. Obviously I don't go mad like these guys but cycling is a nice hobby. Don't shame me

>>151405547
4/10 too wordy I expect better from you desu b

>>151405560
Totally right, I can take accurate criticism. My heart just isn't in it these days. Pretty much rambling

>>151405559
Kill yourself faggot!

You this these cunts would be masters of driving right? Since it's their life. But they actually can't drive in the technical sense. They have to buy automatic cars.

Wild haha

Is reddit the best base for mma knowledge?

>>151405571
you don't mean that

>>151405554
2 more weeks

>>151405577
Best drivers in the world are finnish

>>151405571
Why would I dooo that!? Don't be so STUPID

(I only skid to stop, you don't have breaks in fixed)

>>151405577
>>151405559
>>151405547
>>151405526
>>151405515
MMA?

>>151405584
I bet. They drive me mad :(

It was not perfect....BUT IT WAS A STORM!!

>>151405590
It's not only me is it?

Is it!?

Finish people are not nice people

>>151405613
I think I'd be surprised.

We would solve MMA and fighting wouldn't exist if we all just got a kpop gf...

>>151405613
start people on the other hand...

>>151405620
this but pixie cut art ho

It’s fight week. Let’s talk about the next ufc main event.

>>151405631
Main card seems easy to pick.

>>151405650
I've changed my mind.

>>151405650
Lonely heemtards really cream their shorts over this mid lesbian?

>>151405666
I'm afraid so.

>>151405680
peak lifestyle

>desolais msr aspinall mais je suis le vainquer
SHORTLY

>>151405528
>>151405546
Fucking hell! Hahaha wrong video, I deserved that seeing what I posted, I promise I've never even seen that video. That was faggy.

https://youtu.be/HV3_shMIMc4?si=M51C7gdXIDCnt17T

>>151405619
You sure?

>sorry lad me 'eart just weren't in it
SOON

>>151405727
We don't care!

>>151405713
>>151405733
When is Winland going to produce anything substantial in the MMA world? You fucking SUCK!

>>151405735
Please watch it and I'll never post fixie stuff again. I need to redeem myself. That first video was super cringe. I can't have you upstanding members of society thinking I'm one of those weirdos

>>151405737
323 is easily the best card here

>>151405750
Respect your elders

Max Verstappen on these hoes

9 days until Gane fights.

What does Bo Nickal do next
>A)
Completely wrestle fuck everyone from now on in Khamzat style, won't even entertain striking,
>B)
Fade away into nothingness

10 days until Tom cries.

>>151405804
With happiness

10 days until tom dies

>>151405800
>Completely wrestle fuck everyone from now on in Khamzat style
I'm not sure if you realize this but he is literally in capable of doing that

You have to spend 80 dollars to watch Erin Blanchfield vs Tracy Cortez and Bo Nickal vs some brazilian guy

10 days until Tom flies.

>>151405737
Azamat fight day

>>151405820
He is capable doing it to the cannon fodder he will be fed for the next 5 fights. Why is he incapable with elite opponents though? To be fair RDR is not easy to take down, dude looks like picrel

>>151405830
>Erin Blanchfield vs Tracy Cortez
That a ManyVids PPV?

>>151405843
His next fight is rodolfo Viera

>>151405713
>>151405733
>>151405786
>>151405804
>>151405819
>>151405836
What will you do if Gane gets HEEMED or TAPS(again)?
Cuz that's what is gonna happen...

>>151405859
The fight will be going to the ground, therefor Bo will win

>>151405876
How does it going the ground advantage bo exactly?

Wmma would be a lot more interesting with a double ended dildo

>>151405883
Admittedly my argument is flawed here because of what Charles just did to Gamrot. But brazzas have been giving a pretty good demonstration on what wrestling does to BJJ

>>151405843
>He is capable doing it to the cannon fodder he will be fed for the next 5 fights
Bruh he couldn't do that with Cody Brundage
He gets extremely intimidated the moment his opponent starts wrestling back or just simply doesn't concede position. Reiner der Ridder is not a hard man to wrestle.

>>151405836
I'll believe it when I see flying pi- HOLY FUUUUUCK

I'm afraid I don't see a path to victory for Tom and I say this as an Aspinall fan

>>151405836
lel

Gane can literally put his dick in Aspinall's mouth and there is NOTHING the Brit can do about it.

>>151405898
If bo wins it’ll be a shitty kickboxing match like the Craig fight

>>151405872
I dunno. Probably shrug or something.

Soon Cyril Gane will join the illustrious company of Dustin Poirier and Max Holloway in losing 3 title shots in a row

>>151405939
Birds of a feather

>>151405836
abdulmanap and john pork

That candle was still on fire when Jiri ate it man.

Wacky AI posts xD

>>151405876
Nickal stood with Paul Craig and Vieira is a more accomplished BJJ guy than Craig

>>151405937
Throw this trend in the bin!

>>151405939
Don’t forget me!

>>151405939
>>151405978
At least Colby was robbed.

>>151405978
Fighting for undisputed gold 3 times is extremely impressive.

freak of nature

>>151405978
Some times I forget Colby fought Leon

Speed
Adaptability
Gane

Incoming Indictment.

>>151406007
^Tom vs Gane leaked footage

>>151405836
>AI isn't real art

>>151406000
turn monitor on b

I don't see how tom could defend against something like this

Doo name is Cereal Gone, oh nahh

>>151405994
Robbed of his dignity maybe

>>151406032
d lew always losing in the weirdest ways

Maybe we don’t sign our posts here, but do we post our signatures here? That is the question.

>>151406048
That's why they put Goddard in there.

Brazzas lost.

Gane's specialty is heel hooks, tom's weakness is his frail legs

I broke
Yo face

>>151406078
Name some of the incredible fighters Gane heel hooked

Imagine Gane replicates this

>>151406080
Usmeng did that to AIDSmaev, I dismayfully reckon.

>>151406086
Nganou, volkov, don't tell mayes

*zzap*

>>151406109
What getting pozzed by a stinky yellow Kadyrov load right up the bamhole does to a brazza.

>>151406116
@CHAT IS THIS REAL???

>>151406116
>Abuinall

>>151406127
yeah its cause its AI, it cant do texts that well

Someone do AI of Tom killing Cuckne for once

>>151406143
ask on reddit

gane hot 6

>>151406141
That’s not AI.

How do Aspincels cope with the fact that this is the only possible universe in which Thom has a chance at winning?

>>151406149
Id never go on reddit because im not a Ganefag

>>151406111
>counting failed sub attempts

No Youtube, I am not going to watch this 35 minute video of an actual nobodies picks for a fucking mediocre fight night with RDR as the main card

>>151406109
Why can’t whites fight?

theyve made like 3 mark kerr movies at this point, it's time for anthony smith to get a film

Explain yourselves.

>>151406086
Would you say Stuart Austin is an incredible fighter

HE'S OUT
MR. WHISKERS DOES IT AGAIN

Brazil has a huge cashew tree!

Takes more balls to do with no brakes than it does to step into the octagon

https://youtu.be/6uHkH2Ujc7A?si=e1Fu6ag5wxihiNL8

gamrot is the tree of life

>>151406224
Haha did you know trees have a hive mind are are likely to be able to communicate with each other

>>151406143
Godspinall chads are above AI slop

How is Cucke going to avoid getting done like Jones did him exactly?
>inb4 muh calculations
Ganiggers are just the new Tonytards, insincere reddit memers who dont even support their guy

>>151406116
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>151406237
Thats just a rumor.

Gane already calculated tom while he was wasting his prime years waiting for Jones

>>151406254
Because Jon Jones is the greatest fighter ever and Tom Aspinall went life and death with 43 year old Andrei Arlovski.

Poor poor Troonspinall faggots....back to the galactic glory hole for Tom i suppose

>>151406267
Jon jones would never struggle with a 43 year old

Can Gane save Tom's son? Will me son, become his son?

"I am a sincere Tom Aspinall fan"

-Literally no one, not even his father

>>151406285
I'm not exactly sure what some missed punches prove but that has nothing to do with Gane.

>>151406285
the absolute state of jonlet kek

>>151406060
Why does he always make that stupid face? Haha. You can ask him if he hungry and he'll do that before he answers

Jon Jones? Greatest of all time.

>>151406312
A 43 year old corpse landed 6x more punches than Gane against Jon Jones

>>151405735
Watch this one >>151406228

Trust me you'll be converted, just watch it

Jeetvenia’s silence once Tomza makes Queeryl tap in 2 minutes will be priceless. Or perhaps he will spam gore again kek

I just lost The Gane

joe pyfer is my bully
megan olivi is my mom
joseph benavidez is my dad

>>151406337
What exactly does that have to do with Andrei Arlovski?

The GDS itt is spiraling out of control i fear....

Gane has always choked when fights for the championship. What makes you think this next time will be different?

>>151406395
Shartne 3.0 has arrived

>>151406395
Tom Aspinall has won as many undisputed title fights as Urijah Faber and Robert Whittaker.

>>151406354
I'm not watching that shit faggot, kill yourself

>>151406409
Topiglet got alpha’d here kek

>>151406375
Pyfer sounds like he would suck as a bully all you have to do is call him or a bitch or talk about his dad and he'd lose the story every time

>>151406409
Grim

>>151406409
Only way to save his woife dignity here was to heem and he cucked out, no wonder she left him

>>151406435
Ilia Topuria knocked both of those individuals out I'm afraid

>>151406383
Is Andrei arlovski fighting for the belt?

>>151406409
You know Ilia went home and googled miami and instantly regretted his marriage.

>>151406462
Tom Aspinall is and he went life and death with 43 year old Andrei Arlovski.

>>151406479
He beat Andrei decisively

>>151406458
Doesn’t unwhore his wife, sadly

>>151406479
We already established that Gane is worse than fighting than 43 year old Stipe thoughever

Lets be real for a second for the gane fanbase, what will the mental gymnastics be if Tom beats Gane (hypothetically of course) I am actually excited to hear what you all come up with

Amazing things are happening in Miami

Maybe Tomala's Galactic Throat will save her....

>>151406520
Stipe has nothing to do with Andrei Arlovski other than the fact he knocked out Arlovski and tripled his title fight victories.

Gane got dropped by Tuivasa? Lol

>>151406545
Cyril Gane is worse at fighting than a 43 year old grandpa

>>151406555
that was simply to test himself, like how Jiri purposely lost the first two rounds against Khalil to make it more of a challenge

Why couldn't Jon make 49 year old CTEpe tap in 1 minute like he did to prime shartne?

the throat will be there for gane

>>151406585
43 is heavyweight prime

Stop running Tomala

>>151406568
Which makes Tom Aspinall as good at fighting as Don'Tale Mayes?

SHITne made ngumbo look like prime khabib kek

Tom Aspinall got rocked by 43 year old Andrei Arlovski.

>>151406661
See >>151406628

>>151406458
What did you think of it?

>>151406658
Tom Aspinall made 43 year old 30-19 Andrei Arlovski look like 26 year old heavyweight champion Andrei Arlovski.

Trashspinall got knocked out by Blaydes in 15 seconds btw

>>151406688
So Arlivski can take cuckne down and tap him? Lets go for that

My name's Tom
(Yeah, yeah)
I'm the bomb
(Yeah, yeah)
Love my mom
(Yeah, yeah)
Galactic throat
(Yeah, ye-what did that boy say?)

finish my new rap song:

throat game galactic
hoes got me spastic

>>151406738
she call me mr. boombastic
say me fantastic

>>151406733
The absolute state of pakivenia

>>151406704
English please, Tomalajeet.

In other news: John Pork

Swedish Top Team

She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro

throat game galactic. turn me to a spastic
Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro

>>151406801
Hard walkout

>>151406799
Swedish Tap Team

I have bars but they're above this thread.

>>151406769
you know dis

British Loss Team

*sung to the tune of 'I am an real american'*

Yeah Im a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>151406834
American No Champions Team

That was hurtful

>>151406839
>3 whole champs

>>151406829
any khabib water i can wash this down with la?

If you train in America you are an American champion.

Merab is in love with Nina Drama despite her being a prostitute. You hate to see it.

>>151406829
>forces his father to eat himself to death on MEATS (tm) ala the movie Seven to avoid Tony
evil fucking dagi!

Gane would NEVER lose to Curtis Blaydes

Remember when Dana tried to shill Poweslop with that OF model?

Curtis Blaydes would get absolutely zeemed in the 3rd grade spelling bee

>>151406869
Splurtis would shoot a hot pozz load down Rapedryl’s throat like Jonala did

Finland sucks dick

>>151406864
Merab is exactly the type of ugly dope to put a ring on such a woman. If his life were a movie he'd be played by William H. Macy.

>>151406857
>So you got a son that well let's just say is a little touched am I right? That's a bummer man, hey what's this I hear about you holdin that belt and not defendin once in an entire year? Hell that don't sound like a belt at all, sounds like an excuse to me just like your retarded ass son.

TELL ME ABOUT THE DRUGS DEAN

Finland slurped me for some gakk

>>151406829
His Hands are tiny

Belal "Remember the Stench" Mohammed

buy ze khabib water brazza, buy ze khabib meat brazza, buy ze eagle fc ppv brazza, buy ze khabibcoin brazza, buy ze khabib nft brazza.

@grok generate a video of dana as samwise and the ufc as frodo and dana is carrying the ufc up the paramount mountain to throw $72 ppvs into the fire while ari protests and ultimately dies alongside the $72 ppv model

A FRAUD, holding a professional record of 25 robberies, 4 fraud checks, 1 no contest. Gifted number 8 rank in the lightweight division. MATEUUUSZ "GAMER" GAAMROOOOOT"

NEVER
BACK
DOWN

>>151406953
how did he not go down?

>>151406869
Can’t lose to someone you ducked

DC says when you miss weight you should start the first round with a 1 point disadvantage. Meaning the BEST you can do is tie the first round, and losing is an automatic 10-8.

What do the combat sports scholars on heem think about this proposed rule change?

>>151406923
See new posts

@grok generate a video of dana white as samwise and the ufc as frodo and dana is carrying the ufc up the paramount mountain to throw $72 ppvs into the fire while ari protests and ultimately dies alongside the $72 ppv model

I'm sorry, but I can't generate videos. However, I can create a vivid textual description of this scene or generate an image to capture a key moment from it, if you'd like. Here's a brief textual version to start:Dana White, as a burly Samwise Gamgee, trudges up the rocky slopes of the Paramount Mountain, sweat dripping from his brow. Slung over his shoulder is the UFC, personified as a weary Frodo, barely holding on. The weight of the $72 PPV model, a glowing, burdensome ring, hangs heavy around UFC’s neck. Dana’s eyes are set on the fiery peak ahead, determined to cast the overpriced PPV model into the flames.Behind them, Ari Emanuel, clad in dark, tattered robes, scrambles up the slope, shouting protests. "You can’t destroy the PPV! It’s precious! It’s tradition!" he cries, his voice desperate. But Dana presses on, unwavering, muttering, "This is for the fans, Frodo. We’re streaming now."At the edge of the fiery chasm, Dana heaves the UFC forward. With a final, defiant shove, he hurls the $72 PPV ring into the inferno. Ari lets out a wail, lunging after it, only to slip and fall into the flames alongside the old model, their screams fading into the roar of the fire. Dana, panting, looks at the UFC, now free of its burden, and says, "It’s done, Frodo. The future’s ours."

>>151406984
This fucking loser talks for an hour each week only to get less than a thousand views

>>151406923
>>151406988
Grok: Great concept, unfortunately I cannot generate videos of real people as this goes against my user policy on hateful content.

>>151406984
Lol, weird faggot (my monitor is on btw and I'm not signing my post)

>>151406984
guy needs to market himself and collab in order to gain more viewers, but i dont think he'll go past 2000 desu

>>151406970
HE'S FAT

>>151407022
>weird faggot
That’s you

>>151406984
~Faggot

brie finally caved and allowed mike to have a child of his own and even then she only let him jerk it into a cup smdh

>>151407042
Afraid not actually.

>>151406988
>"This is for the fans, Frodo. We're streaming now."
CHILLS

Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue

>>151407051
Imagine if he was permitted to fuck the pawg surrogate crazy style

>>151406963
Jack Della Maddalena doesn't hit hard

Adriano Martins doesn't hit hard

>>151406953
kino, his striking is nice to watch

Jon Jones would LITERALLY ass rape Islam's unconscious body.

>>151407104
they dont call him canelo hands for nothing

>>151407134
Well yeah he is gay

>>151407089
he hits good

>>151407139
>He is gay
We've known this.

ufc alumni and lgbt advocate jeff molina has been undefeated for 8 years

>>151407137
Canelo crawford was not as entertaining as Belal JDM unironically

*tests reflexes during a fight*
gooby was like a dragon ball z character in his prime

>>151407175
Bunch of mentally ill freak faggots

>>151407188
all that for a body shot

>>151407188
More like a Dragon Ball character, blud never flew at a million miles an hour or shot energy beams

>>151407175
Don’t get Jon horny

>>151407204
What the fuck lmao

>>151407221
Essentially Jean Silva vs Diego Lopes

>>151407221
I'm not surprised motherfuckers

>>151407213
Don't sign your posts.

dont let ken shamrock see joe pyfer when hes naked

>>151407243
All I see is two men enjoying a beer at an appropriate distance

>>151405872
gane's only path to victory is gassing tom on a tippy tap leg kick snoozefest desu
the level of the hw division is atrocious

>>151407268
Is this supposed to be Jon Jones?

Reckon they'll make izzy vs fluffy now that costa ducked

>>151407267
Everyone else sees an Aspiggy bringing back the Black Daddy that blew out xer knees and boiminge for drinks.

will the ufc be so brazen as to attempt another assassination attempt on mike mallot in vancouver again?

>>151407302
I don’t know what this means but it sounds very very gay

>>151407302
Factual post

>>151407300
WE are booking Fluffy vs Strickbeast for the middleeeighr title shot where WE will be bringing a gun, Khamzat's greatest known weakness.

Canada's sole ranked fighter is zahabi

>>151407330
Smarman Tsaryukyan

>>151407321
strickraped is a boring faggot, no one wants to see a snoozefest again

american martial arts

>>151407338
What if Strickland simply brought a gun when his dad assaulted him? Food for thought.

Is hating jon Jones reddit or 4chan?

>>151407293
no it's tank abott

Breaking News: Khamzat quitting MMA when he realizes the whole time he could have simply "brought a gun"

>>151407353
universal

>>151407314
It's not gay since Troonmala identifies as a pozzed piggy.

Strickland hasn't actually fought a wrestler in years

What did Zatdaddy do to terrify Strickgapedbitch so much that xhe brought a gun to sparring?

>>151407213
Two sexy yummy Daddies.

>>151407213
Zutt vibe

If you haven't watched The Smashing Machine (2002) and The Smashing Machine (2025) you're not an MMA fan.

Khamzat, don't hurt people okay. Because you're better than anyone here.

The gun was so Sean could commit suicide before Zatdaddy raped him to death

Strickland didn't have a problem with Khamzat until he was in talks for a title fight...

>>151407473
>>151407516
They used to be friends?

>>151407428
Arabbros... wtf?

>>151407569
All of that is factual science.

What does the Quran say about eating catdaddies?

>>151405737
Bo. Fucking. Nickal. Let's go!

>>151407599
Brazza dis one not halal

>>151407428
Jones has a proverbially small penis, though.

>>151407599
It says you have AGP.

>>151407590
>look it up
>Zutt refers to people from the indus valley
>arabs brought indians to be BVLLS for them
what the FUCK

MMA

>>151405737
Valetina is gonna get RAPED by Zhang...

>>151407619
Seriously are you allowed to eat catfish? They're damn good. What about panfish like bluegill are they haram?

Is anyone here not allowed to eat catfish? Because I eat catfish all the time, so not being allowed to eat catfish would really suck for me. (I'm Christian so I'm allowed to eat whatever I want though)

>>151407667
You eat chunks of dookie out ya DDPs

>>151407667
>I'm Christian so I'm allowed to eat whatever I want though
Do you not respect lent you heathen bitch

>>151407667
Apparently, catfish is halal.

>>151407700
Spammy looks like THAT?

From what I can understand the only type of meat that's haram is pork. Some islam sects ban crustaceans too but most don't.
Other than no pork, the main thing that separates 'Haram' meats from 'Halal' meats is Halal meats being freshly butchered and butchered by Muslims

I'm Arabic

>>151407667
Leviticus forbids eating catfish, i am afraid

>>151407687
Lent? Better not charge me interest that's what I know about lending.

>>151407757
>Fire and brimstone christian boomer with a shitty AI profile pic
Let me guess his wife is asian and he's also a libertarian

>>151407757
Works on my system, kwab

>>151407700
They know

>>151407779
You must be a jew then

I'm an ethical vegan.

>>151407801
Afraid not pal.

I'm fat

>>151407852
Surprising no one!

Looks like Gane scholars won yet again

So what if she been with entire roster I love her I don't care about past what she do I want her have my babies thank you dana for opportunity I want nina my wife for always

put some hespech on my name

>>151408050
Ilia please don’t this again

>>151408086
I heemspek you mane

Miami is where you wanna go if you got a galactic throat

I'm sadly afraid I fear

What is 'Galactic Throat'?

>>151408153
Tom Aspinall got a tattoo of a galaxy on his throat

>>151408153
It's what they call Tom Aspinall at the local gloryhole

>>151408153
it's "Galactic Thoreau", Gane's new nickname

Aspinall is such a joke, Gane gets it done before the final bell

>>151408364
What an insightful post from finland

If I were Brasillian? I would type 'hespectfully' instead. Food for thought.

Ilia should marry a good georgian girl not miami whore

The only good Tom Aspinall fan is a straight one (there aren't any)

Winged C named the Jews on mighty mouses podcast.

>>151406206
this but literally every non-white instead, especially south and east asians.

>>151407700
I would heem his asshole in the 4th round.

>>151408405
Then how will he watch her take BBC from the cuck chair?

twp's are sadly even weaker than Indians.... I fear

>>151408474
This is what became of the average Australian “man” after Slamdaddy spanked and spunked Gapelexander Bussynovksi, sadly

>>151408484
you will never be taller than 5'7''.

which fighter is this guy?

>>151408518
Literally me.

>>151408518
Mike mallot when magny submited him

>>151408515
>brittle subhuman twp thinks this is a flex
What having a microcock does to a mf....

>>151408536
Bodied that disgusting disfigured demented deformed piglet freak.

>>151408536
kek, pathetic. you have no content so you resort to a webm of a spaniard heeming another spaniard.

>>151408536
What Topuria fight is this?

Burlington stand up bitch
I STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

>>151408536
Kek that pose from deadman

Jeff Malott

Favourite indian UFC fighter, heem.com?

>>151408588
>needs to oink for a Black Daddy to save him from an Indaddy

Bad year for piggies...

Bad bad year for piggies...

>>151408613
>kills you

>>151408606
marwan rahiki

heeminder brendan allen revealed he is half canadian by way of his 2 canadian grandparents

Quitter
Coward
Mallot

Nigger

>>151408633
It'd be funny to see the hypetrain get derailed again, this time by Holland

>>151408630
Must be why he’s so ass

>>151408642
Where?!?!?!?!

>>151408630
no wonder he sucks at fighting and is a retarded bitch

When I order uber eats or doordash, if the delivery driver is Indian, I report the food as stolen and the driver for bad conduct even though they did nothing wrong.

>>151408630
oh no wonder hes pretty cool guy

Didn't know wisconsin was in canada

>>151408627
But enough about Daddycarlos...

Mateusz Gamrot crashing into the Brazilian crowd and trampling a hue child to death on his way to getting choked out by Charles in 30 seconds

>>151408630
If we go by this logic then Volk is a Greek-Macedonian

OINKED

>>151405680
Such a weird build on Kelvin

Norma Dumont honey braps

Brutal how nobody on heem mentions du Piglet anymore unless it’s to talk about how wide xer Zatdaddy gaped xer

>>151405737
Brady vs Morales is on 322 now, such a solid card

NEW FIGHTQUEEN VIDEO IS UP UP UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5TQ8AEmE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5TQ8AEmE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5TQ8AEmE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5TQ8AEmE8

>>151408794
The only important things about Diddy P where Nasty Vasti and the Looney tunes stuff

She has got Ilia eating out of the palm of her hand

>>151408792
Imagine waking up to those

>>151408871
>>151408870
Alll of these individuals have suckled upon a BBC, we lament

>>151407428
Wtf is wrong with them kek

Susser Kaiev is a beast of a prawlspect b

Cuddling with the cat

>>151409060
Cuddling with your dead mommy's maggoty pussy I'm afraid

Prelimsbrehs finna be tuning in to see Bekoev get another R1 knockout this weekend.

Soft snores some say the softest

just got my balls absolutely drained

"Cyril you just shocked the world, how does it feel?"

"Ah Joe I was told to say dees, ah, "Sit on my thag and fart n' spin, playa!"

>>151409135
His name?

>>151409097
>2 WMMA
Shan't

>>151409073
Excellent post.

>>151409169
dana white

>>151409248
mind if I jack it to this post?

>>151409257
Leave some room.on the bench buddeh

>BJ Penn has barricaded himself on his mom's property after police issue another arrest warrant
Chills.

>>151409181
There's only 1 WMMA Anon. The event starts at Bekoev/Yousri if you're smart.

>>151409257
youre gonna do it anyway so whatever

>The entire heavyweight just quit
>Jones just signed with the PeeFL
>Pereira and Merab are leaving PooFC
How did it come to this?

>>151409415
Still one too many

When Aspinall KO's Gane, we will at least have some closure on the Aspinall/Ngannou debate (Ngannou having gone life and death with Gane, and having to resort to wrestling to win, like a total bitch).

Aspinall only gets TKOs like all inorganic prospect shitters

>>151409466
I fear that AGPspinall's galactic throat is going straight for Gane daddy's crotch

aspinall is a crafty veteran. he ducked bladez DURING the fight.

>the Aspinall/Nagnnou debate
>Ngannou got to have a HW boxing thing for generational wealth and a shot at a real belt
>Aspinarse is planning to go to WWE
Levels

>>151409466
Ngodnu fought Gane with blow out knees

>>151409466
Tbf he had no knees and still exposed that French faggot

>>151409438
>its bout time ufc gets some competition fr
>hope dana happy now smdfh
KEK how does this get 33k views in 8 hours and all the comments believe believe everything? maybe cazzies are more removed from the sport than I thought. isnt that a decent chunk of change for just making shit up about mma?

>Chimaev reveals what he suspects is Strickland's issue with him - says Sean came into the gym with a gun
Kek. Inbred kadyrov's lapdog scared

>the Aspinall/Ngannou debate
>Francis actively practices racist misanthropy one hap at a time hh
>Aspinall raises a literal subhuman and calls him his son

>the Aspinall/Ngannou debate
>Francis crossed seas oceans and mountains to heem miesha's tate (don't approve but it's an achievement)
>Aspinall the incel had to buy his wife off hoholina temu aka p*land

Reports are coming in that Sean Strickland was heard screaming “No Daddy No, NOT AGAIN” during his sparring session with Khamzat

>the Aspinall/Ngannou debate
>Nagnnou knocked people stiff
>Shitspinbum cannot do that for some odd reason (match fixing)

shut UP

>joe rogan running damage control for mvp on the pod
are you fucking joking me lad? mvp has decisionated 3 cans and got decisionated by ian garry who is also a decision merchant. mvp's ufc credentials fucking suck. joe is the most shameless buck slurper alive and i'm sick of this shit

Debate, oh my mysides.gif

>>151409605
Ngandaddy needs you to oink and service him like a good piggy

>>151409640
You are a literal refugee

>>151409637
Joe LOVES brown sugar

>>151409663
Hoenstly? Respect for posting Itagaki

>>151409663
The maggots seeke refuge in ya mother’s moldy minge folds I fear

>>151409637
MVP is cool bro, is always entertaining watching his fights. Nobody is saying he is among the GOATs or something.

>>151409778
That isn't what the cunt was saying you silly cunt

>decisions
>entertaining
fershur b like jerking off without cumming. beast of an entertainer

>>151409778
>is always entertaining
Me when I’ve never watched an MVP fight

>>151409523
Think he only got 10 mil for those and all his cards had extremely low ppv buys. Jones likely made more with his purse plus the ppv% even if he say only sold a lower amount by ufc standards, which he didn't.
>Generational wealth
He only had one son, b... And you know he's blowing through that money if he's looking to fight Wilder next, who just fought out of a dead warehouse arena, with free tickets handed out and was filmed on a potato.

What is this the snopes channel

Fucking juicehead Angela Hill

>>151409637
Petr yan is a massive decision merchant, since 2020 he produced zero heems or submitions

>>151409932
It was just to hear her pee in the cup

>>151409881
Ngannou got 20 million the AJ fight. The UFC has never paid that to anyone apart from Conor. Jones would have made at least that much for fighting Aspinall but chose not to for some reason….

>>151410006
Best AJ win btw

Jones would have fucked up shitheadshitsnall but was falsely accused of heeming primo milf minge (female) again

>>151409532
>>151409541
>muh knees
>muh injuries
>baby please

Okay loser.
Aspinall would never.

In the beginnings of the UFC there wasn't control for doping, right? Or at least less control.

>>151409948
mentally flushed by the aljo incident i fear

>>151409932
>Alex Morono
Oh yeah I'm sure that pudgy kid is doping

Remember when Tsarukyan had a bad case of premature ejaculation when rolling with that hispanic bitch for her social media and he pulled a back ligament and pulled out of his title fight vs Islam.
Topkek

>>151410071
>>151410071
>>151410071
>>151410071
New

>>151410049
>Aspinall would ne-*AAAAACK* p-please Blaydaddy have mercy on my blown out piglet freak knussy!

>N-No! Nina! Let me out of your guard or else I'm gonna-
>oh god!
>Oh I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Just caught 4 nice ~6" bluegill fish chopped the heads off and gutted and de-scaled them. Gonna pop into the shower real quick then bread em with New Orleans style fish fry and introduce em to big earl

What if I convert to Islam then kill the animal then convert back to Christian is the meat still halal?