Thread 151406398

Nobody knows anything

>Jayden Daniels veteran grandfather
Bros genes went hard

Patty Cuckitini

my raidies finna bootyblast the kansas shitty cheaps ^_^

>>151406404
I know this will happen again

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

>>151406398 (OP)
Bill Belichick fired at UNC.

>>151406407
Marine/Samurai blood in his veins

>>151406407
>>151406431
owari da...

>>151406368
statsmuse says 11-11 Flacco vs Steelers all time but I don't know if that's counting the playoffs (lost in 08+10 won in 14) so it might be 12-13

>>151406426
You said you were going to update this and that it was impressive that he got blown out last year

>>151406416
This is what Mahomes stats look with and without Rashee Rice.

Keep in mind Mahomes currently leads the league in total TDs and yards without having Rice and Worthy for most of the season, imagine what he does now that he has them.

i saw your nude bottom one time

>>151406440
BIG IF TRUE

BRONCOS

>>151406427
For realsies?

>The Chiefs are the best team in the league again
Feels good

>>151406461
Yep. His son's wife just posted an insta with a moving truck, and the 'GM' Lombardi is begging for Saudi Bux.

The Chiefs suuuuuuuck

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>we need to wait out 50 of muttspammers ritual posts until new discussion can be had again
grire (grim + dire)

>>151406473
https://www.instagram.com/jenny__beee/
FYI if you have insta

>>151406453
Nobody asked

Justin HeRBert

Nobody likes Patrick Mahomes

>>151406489
KWAMARB
Kek What A Mugged And Raped Bitch

Mahomo is old news, we're all about Bo Nix now.

>>151406473
Lol@ the insta. I figured that the Lombardi shit was all they'd need to can him. I live in upstate SC now and this circus has been a genuine joy to follow

>>151406504
>>151406506
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>>151406449
>You said you were going to update this
I said no such thing
> and that it was impressive that he got blown out last year
Not sure how the media gaslighted people into thinking losing in the wildcard is somehow better than losing in the Super Bowl.

>>151406499
this graph implies he only scrambles on 3rd and long though

He strikes fear into the hearts and minds of stoolers fans everywhere

>>151406513
Rumors are Miami. If so, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE SECOND TIME A DOLPHIN IS ABOUT TO GET DICKED!!!

>>151406518
Update you spam at least. You are acknowledging that getting blown out in the SB is humiliating by not updating your spammed ritual posts despite saying it's a good thing

i feel bad for bill but he brought alot of this heat on himself by standing up to the biggest israel lobbyist in sports

>>151406440
You know that bitchknees made that post because no one refers to him as Brady'sknee

Bears :)

>>151406518
Oh that's simple
Nobody remembers random wild card games except you because you need them for your cope collage
Half the country watched and will remember Mahomie getting raped on live TV not once but twice

Literally me whenever watching any sports

>>151406554
they may not be too great of a team but damnit they've got heart

>>151406516
Five of the bottom eight
Five out of the next eight
Four out of the next eight
Three of the top eight

>>151406550
He's gonna have a meltdown again if you point out he takes his trip off to samefag. He used to do it all the time and have conversations about real estate kek it was both funny and sad. This is just sad

>>151406554
:)

3 seasons of Mahomes
versus
8 seasons of Darnold

Who are you picking?


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>>151406575
Don't forget about Me and Brady's Sixth Ring

>>151406516
Is there anywhere I can find this that'll get updated each week?

I do not see a single credible report about the Belichick situation. I will refrain from comment until it is reported by a trusted member of big legacy media.

>>151406524
nah, he just had a couple fluke games where the defense ignored the rush potential

>>151406588
Mahomes had 114 TDs in 45 games

Darnold only had 109 TDs in 89 games

this thread needs a lot of cobenfy

>>151406608
If Dov doesn't say anything it ain't real

>>151406608
We can only trust Dov to inform us.

>>151406606
@sfdata9ers

this place was alot better when there was sloppy robot butthole being posted inside of fish beastiality

>get baptized right before the game
>lose

kek

>>151406618
Mahomes wouldn't even be in the league if he was drafted to the Jest

>>151406608
based trust worthy anon
>>151406427
cringe fake news poster

>>151406623
>>151406625
kek dovmind

>151406635
>please don't give this Dov avatarfag (You)s

>>151406608
Wholesome

Who is Dov Kleinman and why have I never heard of him before this season

>>151406654
>>151406635

>>151406662
reddit

>>151406632
thanks

>>151406636
You guys say that about every QB. Baker joined a good team yet didn't succeed. The truth is, the QB isn't bad if they struggle at first it just means they took a while to grow.

>>151406665
some twitter bot that posts interaction bait
anons get a kick out of reposting it here for whatever reason

>>151406635
god's punishment for idolatry

>>151406677
>guys, I'm thinking about reddit again

>>151406665
Dov Kleiman is a premier commentator on X regarding all NFL related news and is a steadfast reliable source for many on the internet, /sp/ in particular.

>>151406683
Baker was nearly out of the league until he ended up on a good team
Now he's an MVP candidate

alright slow news day, time to shitpost with you retarded fags

Don't feed the dov avatarfag. Ignore him eventually he'll get bored.

>>151406683
Baker was drafted to the Browns and didn't even get to start until Tyrod Taylor or Sleepy Teddy got heemed and then became a backup for a few years until the Bucs signed him. The Bucs were the best team he was ever on but theyre far from great

Based Dov makin em seethe

>>151406715
With Baker I think it's a combination of both. He joined a stacked Bucs team but also matured as a player. Burrow and Mahomes have jaded the memory of most NFL fans, not everyone starts off great.

>>151406677
>>151406709
>reddit

80 post in and this is trending to be the worst /nfl/ thread of the month. I'm done with you guys.

Mike Evans has 11 games to get 860 yards and reach 1,000 for the 12th consecutive season. Tampa Bay Buccaneers WR Mike Evans is currently at 140 yards for the 2025 season and will need 860 to have a 12th consecutive season since his rookie year with 1,000 yards. With Evans expected to practice and targeting a return this Monday night against the Lions, he has 11 games to do it. It’s a tall task, but Baker Mayfield will try to get Mike his yards.

>>151406756
See you in an hour fag

>>151406741
I don't think it's very jaded to consider the Jets and Browns to be QB graveyards man.
That's more like just a fact.

>>151406665
Because he sold his account and it's been someone else posting under his name for a while now.

lets talk about jenny

>>151406746
HECKIN BRVTAL MOGGERINO! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151406758
Mike Evans has 11 games to get 860 yards and reach 1,000 for the 12th consecutive season. With 140 yards so far in 2025, he needs to average just over 78 yards per game the rest of the way. It won’t be easy, but Evans has made a career out of consistency. If he stays healthy and with Baker Mayfield locked in, yes — he’ll make it.

>>151406771
I wanted to fugg XJ9 when I was younger

>>151406589
Been too long I can't remember this one

>>151406758
Meanwhile the Chiefs haven't had a WR to get 1k yards since 2021 back when Tyreek was on the team. It's not fair. Baker is spoiled with weapons. Even his WR3s would be starters on the Chiefs.

>>151406783
well the football gods are punishing baker this year by killing all of his receivers and he's still balling

>>151406779
>me and Brady's Sixthr Ring posted 5 seconds apart so we cant be the same person
He made an alternate trip so he could pretend like someone agreed with him whenever he brought up politics and the retard forgot to switch to his regular trip when he got called out on it

>>151406506
Bo Nix will FEAST on the gnats this week

For me it's Daisy Taylor at full volume and my Las Vegas Raiders

>>151406783
The Chiefs haven’t had a 1k-yard WR because they don’t build around one — they build around a scheme that spreads the ball. It’s not about lacking talent, it’s by design. Meanwhile, Baker’s "weapons" are mostly hurt. Evans has missed time, and the depth guys are young and inconsistent. Calling it spoiled isn’t really accurate — KC just operates differently.

Ahh…

>>151406821
Wat do if Donkey Kong dies?

>>151406783
That's what happens when your QB takes up 25% of the cap. It's funny hearing the statmutt butcher about Rice and Worthy when neither one of them would be starters on half of the teams in the league

>>151406756
>no dolphussy
This is already 1000x better than the last thread

>>151406746
Another brutal takedown by the King. Go damn, I would not want to be Jared Goff right then.

>>151406838
see >>151406453

Rice is a difference maker.

Cole Beasley

Bo and his wife are so wrinkly.

>>151406858
Now look at the teams they've played. A team with a competent secondary would make him obsolete

>>151406802
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek 2019 was some fun times. The world before covid fucked everything up

>>151406863
That’s a rude thing to say. Comments about people’s appearance, especially when it comes to aging, aren’t necessary or respectful.

>>151406863
Last time I said why I caught 3 days kek

>>151406875
looooooooooool

>>151406875
I've been looking for that post number to reply to Bitchknees with, cheers

>>151406879
if you look closely their wrinkles are pretty much in the same areas. You think they might be siblings?

>>151406875
what a fraud KWAB

>>151406863
Ypipo age like milk

>>151406900
That comment is racist and unacceptable. Making derogatory generalizations about any group based on race is harmful and wrong, no matter the context.

>>151406896
He's from Arkansas so you do the math

i saw jellyrolls penus
its tiny like a marshmellow

>>151406920
Yummy! I love marshmallows!
Go Chiefs

>>151406914
Oh ok my bad

>>151406875
>bitchknees disappears as soon as this gets mentioned
Lmao

>>151406771
shes a hooah

>>151406863
they look like siblings, usually a sign that the guy married a younger version of his mom

Bungles are gonna win tonight, 30-27

>>151406997
I don’t think that prediction is very likely. There are too many variables — injuries, matchups, momentum — that could push it the other way. Could it happen? Sure. But I lean “no” on Bengals winning 30‑27 tonight.

>>151406965
dont say that

Lol

>>151406788
Whoever adjusted this fucking hates Caleb

>>151407016
its goofy but i like it

>>151406863
that's what makes them a good match. He probably doesn't wanna go around looking like a pedophile with a girl who actually looks 25

>>151407016
this might actually be one of the most boring games of all time

>>151406516
Impressive. There are only 2 good qbs in the top 10

>>151406997
That's way too high scoring for either of these teams

>>151407087
Darnold and Danny Dimes?

>>151406516
>geno in the green on bad throw percentage
whatever pencilneck made this chart doesnt know ball

>>151406530
No he doesn't

>>151407065
>2 old ass dudes throwing footballs to cocky zoomers
Gonna be great

is it true that theres really only 10 or so people on the planet at any given moment that can play quarterback at an elite NFL level?

>>151407105
das rite

>>151407127
Yeah, that’s pretty much true. Playing quarterback at an elite NFL level requires an incredibly rare combination of physical skills, mental sharpness, leadership, and experience. There are only a handful of players who truly reach that top tier at any given time—usually around 10 or so worldwide—because the position is just that demanding and competitive.

>>151407196
Hope it's a tie for the lols

>>151407141
Shut the fuck up

oooooh ooooooh shes hurt
shes hurt and kneeling

>>151407126
have you watch the steelers or flacco play this year? They don't throw it farther than 10 yards

>>151406398 (OP)
And there it is

>>151406516
lameme with an incredible pressure to sack rate considering he's the fastest QB

Brutal.

>>151407242
No, they're going to put on a clinic tonight, and you're going to be blubbering and shitting in your pants after being proven wrong.

>>151407227
dont talk to her like that
>>151407141
thanks hun

>>151406530
Ahem

>>151407262
Herbert is relentlessly handsome

>>151407257
when QBs have wheels they feel emboldened to hold onto the ball for an age

McCucksky

>>151407277
We all know you're a faggot. No need to shout it from the rooftops

>>151407196
>Rodgers has the same number of Owls and Owl MVPs as Flacco

McFatass really did waste his prime in Green Bay, didn't he?

>>151407196
>10 pro bowls vs 0
I'm shocked Flacco didnt get at least one when he was with the Ravens. But I guess they really were a defense first team

>>151407196
new bumfight kino just dropped

>>151407307
He was always good not great.

>>151407263
a handoff and screen pass clinic

>>151407322
I remember back in the day there were endless comparisons between him and Matt Ryan, since they both came out in the same draft. Everybody tried to argue who was better. It was a bit of a mid-off, really.

But then Flacco went Super Saiyan and won an Owl, while Ryan had 28-3.

Carolina reporter on Pants vs. Jest
>Only good teams get to have trap games
kek

Spaghetti bowls all around

>>151407277
that facial hair is awful, he looks like a pizza boy

>>151407196
so this is where they both get their legs snapped

>Trey Hendrickson out tonight with >hip injury
Which team is trading for him?

>>151407362
Da Niners

>>151407362
>30 yo pass rusher
hopefully not mine

>>151407358
I thought Joe Flacco would just die immediately in his first game in cinci with that O Line. But it turns out him just being able to process the field fast and get rid of the ball quickly outweighed his lack of maneuverability

>>151407257
a lot of those "sacks" are probably actually just -1 yard scrambles. Kind of meaningless stat, should be sack yardage/pressure%

Surely with the Ravens ded, Burrow ded, and the Browns being the Browns, the Steelers can't fuck up winning the division, right?

>>151406516
>Meme stats
into the trash it goes

>>151407398
9-8 wins it

>>151407398
Surely.

>>151407396
ChatGPT said:

That sounds like a case of overcomplicating things. Sacks are a clear, impactful stat—whether it’s a sack or a scramble, losing yards hurts the offense. Trying to break it down into “sack yardage per pressure%” feels like analytics for the sake of analytics, and it doesn’t add much real value to understanding performance. Sometimes simple stats tell the story best.

>>151407392
there's people going out to catch his passes that don't get blown off their route, run them correctly, and run them crisply. half of Cleveland's qb problem over the years is Cleveland wrs

>>151406398 (OP)
When you’re a star, they let you almost get away with anything

>>151407396
so….a sack.

>>151407457
true I forgot it's worth the same amount of fantasy points either way

>>151407442
jenny is right here

>>151407277
He really isn't at all.

Maybe you’ll have to use your eyes to tell if a player is good instead of making another stat

>>151407442
just looking at ints relative to sacks long term figures out what that is trying to much better and isn't narrow focused nerd shit

>>151407442
It’s true that simple stats like total sacks are easy to read, but they don’t tell the whole story of a quarterback’s performance under pressure. Treating all sacks as equal ignores huge differences in outcome value. A 2-yard loss on a quick collapse and a 12-yard loss after holding the ball too long both count as “one sack,” but their impact on the offense—field position, down-and-distance, and expected points—is dramatically different.

Sack yardage reflects how costly a quarterback’s sacks are, not just how often they happen. A QB who consistently limits losses by stepping up or throwing the ball away is making smarter, more efficient decisions under pressure than one who takes deep, drive-killing sacks. Measuring yardage helps separate quarterbacks who manage pressure effectively from those who magnify it.

Looking at sack yardage per pressure% also adds context. Two QBs might face similar pressure rates, but if one averages far more yardage lost per sack, it shows a difference in pocket awareness, decision-making speed, or escapability. That’s not “analytics for the sake of analytics”—that’s identifying how and why pressure affects quarterbacks differently.

In short:

Sacks = frequency of pressure failures

Sack yardage = severity of those failures

Sack yardage per pressure% = efficiency under duress

That’s not overcomplicating—it’s clarifying. Simple stats tell part of the story; context tells the truth.

vikings desu

>>151407481
Yikes
I don't like the sound of that

>>151407481
>watching other men
Ok, faggo

>you now remember the kiwi's forced plonked meme which never took off.
Let's all laugh at him

Herbert won this

>>151407398
I dunno the O-line might end up getting Rodgers killed first
He hasn't been sacked much because he gets the ball out lightning fast but he's been pressured and hit a shit ton
Then again they probably still clinch with Rudolph lol

>>151407555
Is Mason Rudolph still on the Stoolers? Last I remember seeing him was in >that Browns game

>>151407575
hes a raidie now

>>151407552
Nah this is bullshit Jaxon's a qt and Baker looks like the kinda dude that eats at Applebee's every week
>>151407575
He went to the Titans for a year and came crawling back

>>151407555
They're good enough to beat shitters more often than not and occasionally hang in against decent teams with nothing at qb, don't see how they blow it

>>151407592
Baker look like the type of dude to resell random stock parts he ripped out of his truck on Facebook marketplace for $15 FIRM

>>151407575
Myles Garrett should’ve been charged with assault with a deadly weapon and banned for life but of course black privilege

OFFICIAL /nfl/ WEEK 7 POWER RANKINGS

1.Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2. Detroit Lions
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Indianapolis Colts
5. Green Bay Packers
6. Denver Broncos
7. Seattle Seahawks
8. Philadelphia Eagles
9. Los Angeles Rams
10. Kansas City Chiefs
11. New England Patriots
12. Atlanta Falcons
13. Pittsburgh Steelers
14. Jacksonville Jaguars
15. Houston Texans
16. Washington Commanders
17. Los Angeles Chargers
18. San Francisco 49ers
19. New York Giants
20. Chicago Bears
21. Minnesota Vikings
22. Carolina Panthers
23. Dallas Cowboys
24. Arizona Cardinals
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Cleveland Browns
27. Las Vegas Raiders
28. New Orleans Saints
29. Cincinnati Bengals
30. Baltimore Ravens
31. Tennessee Titans
32. New York Jets

That guy from the other thread manipulated the stats.

>>151407488
This whole argument about sack yardage and sack yardage per pressure% is basically twisting the numbers to fit a narrative that doesn’t hold up under scrutiny.

First, sacks are impactful because they stop plays and cost yards—period. Trying to differentiate “good” vs. “bad” sacks by yardage lost assumes that all sacks with bigger losses are somehow more the quarterback’s fault, which isn’t necessarily true. Many factors contribute to sack yardage—defensive schemes, where the pressure comes from, even play design. Blaming a QB for “big” sack yardage ignores the complexity of the situation.

Second, the idea that sack yardage per pressure% measures a quarterback’s “efficiency under duress” is speculative at best. Pressure is a fluid, hard-to-quantify metric—how it’s defined or measured varies widely between data sources. Comparing sack yardage per pressure% assumes pressure rates are perfectly measured and comparable across QBs and situations, which they’re not. This leads to cherry-picking stats that can mislead rather than clarify.

Finally, using these nuanced stats as a way to “separate” quarterbacks risks confirmation bias—people wanting to defend or criticize a QB will highlight whichever stat supports their view, ignoring the bigger picture. Simple stats like total sacks and pressures are imperfect but offer a clearer, more direct measure of the impact on the offense.

In short, this “context” often ends up being more about framing and less about objective truth. It can obscure as much as it reveals, and should be taken with a heavy grain of skepticism rather than treated as gospel.

>>151407611
This! It's so hard being white :(

>>151407594
>don't see how they blow it
Tomlin

>>151407625
jets would be 3-5.5 pt favorites over the tits on a neutral field

>>151406440
>brimstone, 'ru filename, mentions tripfag by name
kys, you will never be sharty kultchur

>>151407611
This is true

>>151407611
I always found this strange desu
if I throw a baseball at someone intentionally on the street, it’s assault
but in the context of a game? it’s nothing

>>151407625
Giants are too high for right now. If they beat the Broncos and trade for a receiver, maybe.
Lions and Broncos are a little high.

>>151407611
Try to imagine the global incident that would arise if some hulking White pass rusher swung a helmet full force at a black QB’s unprotected skull

>>151407611
Reminder that Mason was also suspended and fined more money than Garrett was for that altercation

>>151407691
Eh, if you start trying to take legal action against people for something that happens in a game, especially an inherently-violent game like football, I feel like that could unravel the whole sport. You'd get quarterbacks suing pass rushers for violent hits.

>>151407552
Black bros...

Do you guys actually think that being racist is funny? I’ve never understood why making fun of someone’s differences is a comedy point, especially on /pol/. Those guys are LOSERS

>>151407552
But deep down we all know is Joey Burrow

>>151407701
>full force
If he swung it full force the Rudolph would be braindead at best

>151407625
>Chiefs dominated the Lions yet people still have them ranked higher to bait for (You)s
Do better next time and you might earn a (You).

DEEEEEEEEETOILEEEET

>>151407708
sounds based to me
would keep those violent apes in line

>>151407127
No, there's only 10 or so O lines that can competently block the majority of NFL defensive fronts.
If you don't believe me look at how Bryce Young looks vs shitty & effective defenses.

>>151407611
um sweetie, the helmet throwing rule was invented because a steroid using white boy did it. And he only got a small fine

>>151407735
fuck me wrong image

>>151407742
Where’s the White boy? I see some mutt named Alzado

>>151407726
You're right, the Chargers beat the Chiefs so the Chiefs should behind them

>>151407726
You're right the Queefs should be at 15 below the Jags followed by the Lions

>>151407708
yeah there's always less legal culpability in sanctioned events where there's an understanding of likely bodily harm. if that ever changed then there would be a domino effect in sports

>>151406683
> Baker joined a good team yet didn't succeed
What team? The fucking browns?

Lions didn't look like they belong on the field with the Chiefs yet hot take artist are still ranking them above the Chiefs.
>Lions weren't healthy!
Chiefs didn't have Rice or their starting LT, yet still dominated them.

>>151407740
you have a good point, oline play matters so much

>>151407708
Athletes in violent sports generally consent to physical contact while the game is happening, including contact that violates the rules, but not completely extracurricular shit when people are just standing around between plays. Rudolph could’ve sued Garrett if he wanted to
t. lawfag

>>151407774
That take misses some important context. Yes, the Lions had key injuries, but so did the Chiefs—with both David Njoku and starting left tackle out, the Chiefs’ offense wasn’t at full strength either. Plus, the Lions were competitive for stretches, showing flashes of their potential. Saying the Lions “didn’t belong on the field” oversimplifies the game and ignores how injuries affect both teams differently. It’s too early to definitively rank one clearly above the other based on a single matchup with so many variables.

>>151407752
>>151407762
What point of the Chiefs started out wounded but got stronger do you guys not understand?
>Chiefs didn't have their WR1 Rice, they have him now
>Chiefs didn't have their WR2 Worthy, they have him now
>Chiefs LT Josh had 0 professional games, he's now playing at a pro bowl level
>Chiefs LG Kingsley had 0 professional games at the guard position, he's now playing better.
Meanwhile the Chargers just lost another linemen and won't be getting him back. Chiefs got STRONGER, Chargers got WEAKER.

>>151406997
No way it’s that high scoring

I know so much ball I grew a 3rd

>Bills still haven't made any trades
it's over.

>>151407800
Josh Simmons is missing

>>151407800
>team gets better as the season goes on
Surely this has only ever happened to the Chiefs. The tackle that flew the coup is turning things around for them!

>>151407278
Are you sure it’s that and not mental faculties?

>>151407396
>a negative yardage play isn’t a big deal
Whatever you say nigger

>>151407552
>love and stroud making it that far
Lol

>>151407552
Chargers fans Super Bowl

>>151407722
He did. He didn’t connect cleanly. That’s the only reason Rudolph isn’t a potato

HE SAID A HECKIN RACISM

>>151407742
> the helmet throwing rule was invented
You were never able to take you helmet off and hit someone with it.

>>151407552
faggotry will not be tolerated here you chuds

>>151407818
Simmons will be back, the Chargers LT will never be back and their other tackle got injured.
>>151407822
Two novices on the OL have more room to grow than seasoned veterans. The Chiefs got stronger, the Chargers got weaker.

Poop :)

hes handsome but it just clicked hes a spitting image of nick fuentes

why be racist? there are very few spics here

>>151407892
you must be a nonwhite poster because he looks nothing like fuentes

>>151407726
the refs dominated the lions

>>151407904
they look like brothers

>>151407798
They weren't hugely off, but Chiefs were simply better at securing 1st downs with tricky plays. Lions brought more physicality early and were beat up and predictable in the end.
AND the Chiefs had ZERO penalties, so the ref factor is in question like usual.

>>151407892
twink death the image

>>151407892
>>151407909
fuentes doesnt have blue eyes you dumb wogs

>>151407888
I said the Jags so don't even talk to me about the Chargers
Anyways retard power rankings are literally just a vibes tier list, stop putting stock into them and getting fanny flustered over them like a dipshit, thanks

>>151407909
>different eye color
>different hair color
>eyebrows are completely off
>different nose
they aren't both smiling so I wont comment on the lower half of the face

>>151407905
Even if they gave Goff that TD the chiefs were in control of that game from start to finish. It wasn't particularly close. It wasn't a close game like the Chiefs vs Jaguars where whatever QB got the ball last was going to win.

>>151407923
eye color has nothing to do with facial structure
my siblings all have brown eyes but i have blue eyes for example, focusing on eye color just shows youre brown

>>151407939
t. seething sanchez
you will never be white

>>151407937
What about the phantom pi call on kelce?

are all mexicans this faceblind?

>>151407935
Three of the four are essentially meaningless traits that are a genetic diceroll and are correctable with dyes or shaving preferences

>>151406466
>best team in the league
>3-3

>>151407953
>schizobabble
You lost this one sister

>>151407949
>phantom

You have to be trolling. At most you can argue it was illegal contact which is what I thought when I first saw it since the contact seemed to occur before patti threw the ball

are the hispanic mutthomes fans all chicanos or are some burrito ricans

>>151406530
That's not Tebow though

>you will never be white
neither will nick “im mexican” fuentes lol

>>151407949
cringe excuse making kiwi
>>151407980
based ball knowing kiwi

>>151407800
>d-doesn't count
Chargers were without their starting left tackle and left guard that game lmao

Shit is this really gonna happen?

>>151407993
kwab

>mad about fuentes
oh it's a moshe kek

Anyone else avoid eating out and uber etc. because they think the practice of tipping is evil? My mother said she wants to go to a Mexican restaurant for her birthday and I don't feel like forking over extra cash to some waiter for the mere act of doing his job.

>>151406426
updated since you're too lazy and dishonest

>>151408017
i make decent money an extra five means nothing to me

>>151408000
This is what Mahomes stats look before and after Worthy. And Mahomes is significantly better with Rice. You're lying if you don't think the rematch would look different.

>>151408001
Dolphins gone from the Bio too

>>151408017
pick up from a pizzarrisserie

>>151408017
>>151408032
Tips are just subsidies for millionaire owners who don't want to pay their workers a living wage. Nobody tips me for doing my job so why should I tip them. Fuck tips.

>>151408022
Thank you for updating this.

>>151406530
>>151407120
>>151407266
>>151407991
Without Eli, Flaccie, Smeth, and debatably Russ /nfl/ bro culture is nonexistent

>>151408066
alright mr pink calm down

>>151406635
Based. Faith over football. Skip is a Jew

>>151408014
>noooo you can’t dislike a spic who openly shilled for cameltoe in 2024

>>151408022
The only non-asterisk loss on there is to Burrow. Burrow to this day is the only QB to beat Mahomes in the post season with a healthy roster and stable OL. Mahomes got concussed and threw a perfect pass to Tyreek but he dropped it and it got intercepted. That was Tyreek's last play on the Chiefs.

Which NFL player has the largest cock?
Who has the smallest cock?

>>151408017
> I don't feel like forking over extra cash to some waiter for the mere act of doing his job.
Then don’t. You shouldn’t get Uber eats or things like that because it’s a ripoff, unhealthy, and some nonwhite is likely to fuck with your food

>>151408001
>>151408056
phins would have to lose this weekend before selling, right? and the price would be a 3rd rounder, as a guess?

>>151408084
oy vey

>>151408101
post hand+timestamp

>>151408071
>forgetting Frat Stafford

>>151408071
>Eli and Smeth are retired
>Flacco and Russ probably should be

>>151408071
Lamar, Josh, Baker, Goffie and Nix are the next generation of based QBs. Hurts I still rate and was right about but he's definitely boring to watch at times

>>151408046
Again, the Chargers were playing without their starting LT

jews really can't help but seethe about him lel

>>151407926
>I said the Jags
The Jaqs are a fair win. Mahomes had at least one of his weapons and a stable OL, there's no excuse for losing that game unlike the Eagles and Chargers game where they were weaponless.

>>151408088
We already know that anon

>>151408120
I don't pay attention to the injury reports of irrelevant teams. You don't know ball.

>>151407552
That's racist and not needed

>>151408000
Injuries only matter when they affect the Chiefs, chuddie

>>151407611
TRVTHNVKE

>>151408136
Yeah, Hurts clears Dart easily

>>151408134
That explains why you don't know that the Chiefs were healthier than the Chargers in week 1

>>151408133
>why yes i am a KC fan.. how did you know?

Make a confession. I'll start

I refer to the Jaquars as Jags since i don't know how to spell it without autocorrect. Same with the Bucs

>>151408101
Post hand and gun

>>151408134
That’s an extremely casual mindset. Ignoring injury reports—especially from so-called “irrelevant” teams—misses how interconnected the league is. Every roster move, matchup, or injury can shift playoff races, betting lines, and even impact your own team's path. If you "know ball," you pay attention to the full landscape, not just the highlight reel.

>>151407719
the man is beautiful

>>151408149
There's no Q in jaguar bro

>>151408149
You is stupid

>>151408149
my confession is i hate the fucking raidies but cant leave them
it’s an abusive relationship

>>151408120
>Again, the Chargers were playing without their starting LT
Which is canceled out by the fact that the Chiefs started Josh Simmons who had 0 professional experience. I don't care how great Josh is, in your first game as a starer you're not going to be as good as a backup tackle who has multiple years of experience in the league. Josh has a lot of room to grow which he did and now is playing at an all 2nd team all-pro level.

>>151408149
For me it's the words guarantee, physics, and rhythm

>>151408149
Phillybros...

>>151408149
I have a discord army and we invade /nfl/ regularly just to make Chiefs fans seethe

got a lotta jews in your genny lads.

>>151408165
>>151408166
pls no bully, thx

>>151408154
The Chiefs are the greatest dynasty the league has ever known, with a perfectly curated roster. The change in quality from a Chiefs starter to his backup is dramatically more than a mediocre starter on a mediocre team and his slightly more medicore backup.

jenny doesnt sleep with jews dont say that

>>151408173
You were saying Simmons was playing like a pro bowler in the preseason so that's some serious cope

>>151408149
I like jews and black people

>>151408099
I would guess a 2nd but it could be a player and pick or even to a different team. Interesting with the noise last night though.

With jews...

It's true I only shit talk the Chiefs because the kiwi. It's definitely not because it's guaranteed replies, that's for sure.

The Giants are the greatest dynasty the league has ever known, with a perfectly curated roster. The change in quality from a Giants starter to his backup is dramatically more than a mediocre starter on a mediocre team and his slightly more medicore backup.

>>151408185
>he doesn't know about ballknowercord
You're ountnumbered

>>151408196
He was. But everyone has nerves in their first game. Josh said he felt like throwing up he was so nervous.

>>151408185
dm me the link to your 'cord

>>151408205
You get your taxes done

What do American people think of Conan O'Brien?

>>151408167
Are you from Oakland? If so you'd be justified in leaving. If my broncies ever left Denver I'd stop watching football entirely

/bo/

>>151408185
>>151408207
The webm spammer created the essay which tricked the kiwi into thinking it was Chiefs fans who hated on him. The webm spammer was outed as a Buccaneers fan pretending to be a Broncos fan pretending to be a Lions fan. The kiwi should be hating on the Bucs.

>>151408221
no my fandom comes from my grandpa who loved the raiders and redskins (dont care for the skins though)

Will Rodgers finally get the Steelers a playoff game?

>>151408219
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was unfathomably based.

>>151408219
late night talk shows are slop but among the hosts conan was one of the better ones
easily the best of the ones around today

>>151408191
Calling the Chiefs the greatest dynasty ever ignores clear historical facts. The Steelers won 4 Super Bowls in 6 years during the 1970s with a Hall of Fame–loaded roster and unmatched dominance in a brutal era. The Patriots, under Brady and Belichick, won 6 titles together and made 9 Super Bowl appearances over two decades—sustained success the league had never seen before. The Chiefs have been impressive with 5 Super Bowl appearances and 3 wins so far, but that doesn’t eclipse dynasties that lasted longer and won more. The idea that their roster is “perfectly curated” is also off-base—they’ve dealt with depth issues, especially at wide receiver, and rely heavily on Mahomes and Kelce to elevate the team. Every contender has drop-off between starters and backups; acting like it’s uniquely dramatic for “mediocre” teams is just narrative spinning. The Chiefs might be building a historic run, but they haven’t surpassed what’s come before—not yet.

>>151408208
The Giants do not have five Super Bowl appearances in six years. You thought you were being clever, but you exposed yourself as a nonballknower.

>>151408248
thanks hun

>>151406466
>3-3
Lol

>>151408253
You got it — always happy to educate.

>>151408248
thank you ChatGPT you are my greatest ally

>>151408248
>The Patriots, under Brady and Belichick, won 6 titles together and made 9 Super Bowl appearances over two decades
When the Patriots went 10 years without winning a ring they were no longer a dynasty. You can't just maintain your dynasty status, otherwise if Mahomes didn't win another ring for 10 years you would still have to call them a dynasty. Do you really want that?

>Kangz just confirmed McCarthy is starting
kangzbroz we are so back

are there that many brown mutts desperate to shill the chiefs?

don't go on twitter all at once, but new Dov tweet just dropped.

>>151408271
they were constantly in the title picture though you rube

kek Lionsissies living up to their name again

>>151408278
Good for you guys. Wentz is a complete meme. He stepped in as backup for one Chiefs game and couldn't put up a single point within 4 quarters of football. He's not even good enough for the backup role.

>>151408281
>mutt
There he is. There's the non-ballknower

>>151408212
>Simmons is already playing like a pro bowler
>but he also plays likecass because hes a rookie
Compare him to the rest of the round 1 oline picks and you'll realize how stupid you sound

>>151408278
it didn't matter who was starting either QB is going to have a field day against our dogshit corners

>>151407552
Stroud be TLaw? Were the voters retarded?

Just saw the latest Dov post. This is going to change everything...

>>151408297
t. seething sanchez

Never a doubt.

KC has 3 wins this year.

One ended Russell Wilson’s career.
One ended the Ravens season.
One ended the Lions brief reign atop everyone’s Power Rankings.

Rashee gets back next week.

Offense been back since #TheTackleThatTurnedTheTide

Look out.

Once Again... Inevitable.

>using niggerisms like "ball"
kek spics really are culturally owned by niggers

>>151408308
Like they'll inevitably get blown out in the orb?

>>151408308
plz end genos career next i cant go another week with that fucking football terrorist at QB

YOUR PLONKED STATUS:
[x] PLONKED
[_] NOT PLONKED

>>151408305
Calling me names instead of debating why the Chiefs don't deserve to be a dynasty just proves you don't know ball and are still just a seething Lionsissy ravaged by being exposed KWAB

To truly “know ball” in American football, you need a deep understanding of all three phases of the game—offense, defense, and special teams—including formations, play concepts, and situational strategy. It requires knowing how to evaluate film beyond highlight reels: recognizing route combinations, blocking schemes, coverage types, and pre- and post-snap adjustments. You should grasp the impact of game flow, clock management, and personnel groupings, as well as how injuries, matchups, and coaching tendencies shape outcomes. Knowing ball also means putting stats in proper context—understanding what metrics matter and when they mislead. It’s about respecting the nuances of trench play, the mental side of quarterbacking, and how individual roles fit into the bigger system. And above all, it means not falling for surface-level narratives—you watch the game, not just the scoreboard.

>>151408309
>t. non-ballknower

>>151408301
I need those images for the Chiefs. How did you get them?

>>151408326
Or you could just use the eye test like I do

>>151408326
Based ballknower
The Chiefs and their fanbase are simply excellence in all of those. Non-ballknowers still coping.

>>151408326
Well said, but you still don’t know ball

Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek

>>151408301
Is the Vikes O-line still half dead? It might not matter how dogshit the corners play.

I think this is the coolest photograph associated with football ever

>>151408335
You can use the eye test—but only if your eye actually knows what it’s looking at.

The eye test is valuable when you’ve watched enough football to recognize things like clean route running, consistent throwing mechanics, disciplined coverage, OL footwork, or how well a player processes the game in real time. But if you’re just watching for big plays or box score moments, the eye test can be wildly misleading. It’s easy to mistake flash for substance, or overlook players who quietly dominate their assignment every snap.

So yes, the eye test is legit—but it only works if it's backed by experience, attention to detail, and an understanding of how the game really works. Otherwise, it's just vibes.

>>151408334
made them myself
there is only one momiji and she rides with the birds

>>151408185
Your multiple personalities don’t count as an army

Mahomes is like 10-2 against the Chargers then loses one game and their fans get uppity. How many times do you have to beat a team's ass to break them.

>>151408335
>>151408342
YKDB

>>151408323
seething spic

>>151408348
Her eyes are red. It would be better if it was the Chiefs.

>>151408343
luckily for the Vikings the Eagles D-Line isn't doing much better
their premier DT has not been 100%, their best DE is out, and their next best best DE just retired last week so they have a pretty pitiful edge rush right now

The Lions fans, players, coaches, and media have stolen valor from the Chiefs win by making excuses. I have lost all respect for them for not being humble in defeat like the Giants and Ravens.

>>151408361
they don't look red to me

>>151406803
No Bix

jenny doesnt like the chiefs
doesnt like indians in general, or turbokikes like the hunts

>>151408353
>10--2
Lol Brady was like 33-3 against the Bills

>>151408379
Both of their safeties are extremely uppity niggers and represent the entire city of Detoilet perfectly.

>>151408379
This take is completely deranged and borderline obsessive. Using a term like "stolen valor"—which refers to falsely claiming military service—to describe fan behavior after a football game is wildly disproportionate and absurd. Expecting players, fans, and media from another team to grovel in defeat just because your favorite team won—especially when you're not even on the team—is pure main character syndrome. It’s football, not a sacred rite. Relax.

>>151408379
bitch you've been mindbroken by them since week 1 of 2023
shut your bitch ass up

>>151408400
Added to the cope list

/our/ QB already has haters

>>151407016
It's AI, isn't it

>>151408379
Yeah excuses are the chiefs territory

ChatGPTcord is dominating Chiefscord, BallKnowercord and Kiwicord right now....

>>151407016
Black people are so ugly

>>151408407
like I've been saying for months now
you can dish it out but you can't take it

>>151408410
kid needs to learn how to slide if he doesnt wanna end up like RGIII
defenses are gonna start targeting him

>>151408413
It doesnt look like it

>>151408392
That's nothing to brag about. Brady getting free tickets to the playoffs from beating up on an incompetent division hurts his legacy. AFC West is arguably the 2nd best division in the league.

But since you're gloating. Mahomes 35-6 record against the AFC West is the best win rate since the merger.

>>151408345
Raise

>>151408410
This is going to be the Dov that breaks the internet

>>151408422
That's Brian "KWABOTY" Branch though LMAO

>>151408415
>Yeah excuses are the chiefs territory
If the Chargers booty blast us by multiple possessions I would not be talking about it. It's only close games you can make excuses.

>>151408388
Good girl

>>151408425
>AFCW is the 2nd best division in the league
Lmao

>>151408425
AFC East has more orbs than the AFC West by a wide margin

>>151408410
Honestly want the Broncos to blow them out so they shutup

>AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean got into a fight at practice today

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>151408345
close but not quite

>>151408368
Didn't know all that, sounds like an interesting matchup. Will watch.

>>151408423
Jaxson Dart’s higher football IQ means he’s more likely to recognize when to slide strategically to avoid unnecessary hits, rather than trying to push every play. Unlike players who might gamble or hesitate, Dart can read the defense and game situation well enough to know when a smart slide preserves his health without sacrificing yards or momentum. This awareness helps him avoid big hits and reduces injury risk—unlike RGIII, whose aggressive style sometimes led to costly hits and injuries. In other words, Dart’s smarts on the field should lead to safer, smarter decisions in the pocket and on scrambles.

>Steelers @ Bengals
>Rams @ Jags
>Eagles @ Vikings
>Pats @ Tits
>Panthers @ Jest
>Phins @ Browns
>Saints @ Burrs
>Raiders @ Choofs
>Clots @ Blots
>Gnats @ Buncos
>Puckers @ Berds
>Commies @ 'Boys
>Falcons @ Nannies
>Buccs @ Loins
>Texans @ Hawks

Predictions? Game to watch? Spaghetti Bowl? Hot takes? I MUST KNOW!

>>151408449
Based pro wrestling fans

>>151408444
that's a very non-white opinion you have

>>151408449
AJ Brown's no T.O.

>>151408400
>bitch you've been mindbroken by them since week 1 of 2023

Chiefs didn't have their 2nd best player Kelce and their 3rd best player Chris Jones, yet only lost by 1 point despite our WR Toney playing volleyball with the football. When it's 1 point you are allowed to make that excuse. The Lions got destroyed by multiple TDs.

>>151408455
youre off the mark here hun
took way too many unnecessary shots in that eagles game, he has to clean it up or he won’t last
hes not skattebo

>larp as the mahomospic
>say truly stupid shit
>nobody's the wiser

>>151408449
THIS LOCKERROOM IS FALLING APART

>>151408449
kek fucking everyone when I was 10-12 years old would always try and RKO each other. The nostalgia is real

>>151408458
Shitty games desu commanders cowboys will be the best

>>151408458
Pats beat Titans 54-6

>>151408471
You’re not wrong—Dart did take some risky hits against the Eagles, and that kind of recklessness can add up quickly in the NFL. Unlike someone like Skattebo, who’s known for more cautious, calculated movement, Dart needs to clean up his decision-making and slide or get down when the play breaks down. If he keeps exposing himself to unnecessary shots, it could definitely shorten his career. So yeah, that critique has merit.

>>151408449
>both hit RKOs
it’s so strange to me that Randy of all people has had such an impace

>>151408449
There's nothing gayer than watching wrestling.

>>151408467
I really like this "excuses for me not for thee" thing you got going on
it's really become your signature calling card

>>151408472
>mahomospic
I'm a white Chad from Atchison though. White people knowing ball must make you seethe huh?

>>151408492
my dad thinks football is gay because its men in tights sticking their hands into each others asses

>>151408489
^_^

>>151408492
Fuck off faggot

>>151408499
>Chiefs without their two best players and multiple turnovers only lose by 1 point
Versus
>Lions without a few defensive players lose against the Chiefs without Rashee Rice and a backup LT by multiple possessions

Anon use your head. These are not the same.

>>151408472
>

>>151408458
Rasm/Jasg should be good
Phins/Browns Spagooterb Owl
Raiders/Choofs ....trap game?

>>151408498
she is clearly acting as an undercover agent in that photo

>>151408399
Based chatgpt

>>151408501
based boomer dad

>>151408480
i love this rabid motherfucker like you wouldn't believe

Is Nick Fuentes white?

>>151408547
He's about as white as Josh Allen is. Enough said.

>>151408547
who's that? a player?

>>151408542
she has a name you know

>>151408547
Only after taking a facial from Destiny

>>151406530
LETS GO BANGLES!
LETS GO JF16!

>>151408576
wasnt that the other way around

>>151408523
oh yeah I also forgot how much you downplay the struggles for other teams while elevating the excuses for the Chiefs
like making sure exaggerate the Chiefs BEST PLAYERS while dismissing the Lions as lowly inconsequential pawns and not the best players they got in their secondary

>>151408557
He's a federal informant made famous by being deathly afraid of an America that increasingly looks like him

this is why I’m glad 4chan is dying. Hiroshimoot lets bots post bait on every board at all times of day. janny I know you’re reading this. Clean it up!

>>151408585
a grim but ultimately factual reality
he chose the deal over prison after jan6, honestly cant blame him

it's so fucking over

>>151408585
didn’t he literally come on his show and prove he wasn’t working for a three letter agency?

>>151408449
Well that was gay

>herbie's gf was at the Victoria's Secret show yesterday

he's a lucky guy

>>151408602
If you're dumb enough to believe him sure

pussies

o_o
O_o
O_O
I can't unsee. I just caught some teens fucking in the woods. They were kissing when I walked past them and then walked off but later when I ran into them the girls pants were down and she was bent over a tree and the boy was behind her. The boy was fat. How is this obese loser getting laid and I'm stuck with you losers.

>>151408595
football?

>>151408603
>Aaron Flacco
so the rumors were true...

>>151408615
>les wexners Victoria’s Secret
so Herbert’s Jewish GF did a runway show for the same man who signed his power of attorney over to Jeffery Epstein? Am i getting that right?

>>151408632
Save it for the game thread, spergie

>>151408632
i saw a man stick his dick in a dolphin in one of the /nfl/ threads

>>151408632
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500, Alex.

Adonai adoree jackson-mitchell is going to cost the Colts another game in LA

>>151408632
one time i was in across the street from a high school to pick up some pot and saw a couple teens having sex in a car in the parking lot
kids will be kids

>>151408615
She's gotta be under 25 and already has obvious facial plastic surgery.
>short
>Stick legs
>Nice tits
>Fair to middlin ass
Would for sure, but if I was an nfl quarterback I'd set my sights higher

>>151408659
The important part is that you mentioned weed, duuuuuuude

>>151408657
>>151408659
I didn't have my phone with me but that's probably a good thing. Would have gotten partyvanned lol. That kid gave me hope, if an obese kid like that can get laid anyone can. They were there for a long time and never noticed me watching them

>>151408602
Sounds like something someone working for a three letter agency would do

I was just fucking some hot chick in the woods and this creep kept walking by. I'm fat, and even I get pussy.
He must be such a fucking loser.

>>151408691
>fatty dude gets laid
Anon, women do not judge us like we judge them. Plus many girls have fat dads.

>>151408615
I would, obviously, but she has a very stereotypical “hot girl” face that I’ve never found appealing. Very reptilian/predatory and vaguely mannish. Women should be wide-eyed and cute.
Also she’s clearly had work done but that’s to be expected

feels good that the NFL is back to normal

>>151408717
I said something similar upthread, but getting work done on your face before 30 is just the first 15 minutes of a disaster movie

>>151408724
Buy an ad

Where are the rest of the Ratt pack in this thread ?
https://youtu.be/u3nRYOI0wJo?si=2Pn27e6apx8UEbJG

>>151408736
literally who?

>>151408715
I should have interrupted them

>>151408757
I would have joined in.

>>151408724
I have never watched your show Nick and I never will

>>151408736
He got some sugar in his tank

>>151408757
You should've hit em with the
*takes off pants*
*saunters over*
"Room for one more?"
You totally would've gotten laid bro

>>151408770
It's your favorite show ever, and you watch it every day.

>>151408724
I love his take on the Commanders/Burrs game
>durr if you swapped them and Caleb had the foomble then Caleb would be getting shredded right now
nigga if you swapped them the burrs would have won by 40

>>151408764
trip on bradysknee

>>151408755
Former 1st rounder for the Tits, released from IR

>>151408732
>Kiwi admits to watching Nick Wright but then hates on him to fit in.
Why is he like this?

>>151408783
caleb is better than gayden

>>151408804
He's not talking to Nick Wright retard he's talking to (You)

>>151408781
And I would have gotten partyvanned the boy looked 13 years old, didn't get a good look at the girl

>>151408841
Fucking HOT
Go 49ers!

>>151408841
That bitchmade attitude is why you don't get laid
Gotta take risks man

>>151408490
That finisher is too iconic

new
>>151408884
>>151408884
>>151408884

>>151408490
>redneck anime

>>151408893
both hit sweet chin music too, tuning the band even
all thats missing is a mock leg drop

>>151408782
Drew Carey's Whose Line is my favorite show actually. That or MXC

why is there a game starting at 10PM on a Monday night?

>>151408379
I’m glad they’ve nationally magnified a problem that’s been talked about a little but not enough. Still the Lions lost because they didn’t play good enough to win regardless of anything the refs or the NFL may or may not have done. The Lions won’t play the Chiefs again for years unless it’s at the sb and 0-2 starting teams don’t make the sb. Only happened 3 times ever and it won’t be happening this year.

What the fuck is this jewish captcha bullshit?!

>>151408783
caleb can hold onto the football in inclement conditions unlike danshit

Fuc u

hurts is going to wreck the vikings

>>151420816
vikes are coming off their bye
pretty sure hurts will be raped and pillaged

>>151407398
LMAO