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Anonymous United Kingdom No.151406824 >>151407018 >>151408241 >>151409368 >>151422464
/epl/ - Tommy Tuchs edition
Tuchel youre the one, Churchill bombed your mum, footballs coming home again
Anonymous Germany No.151406848
Anime
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407018 >>151408227
>>151406824 (OP)
>Thomas Tuchel said he accepted the pointed chants aimed in his direction by fans during the win over Latvia that secured England's place at the World Cup.
>"I found it quite creative. It made me smile and this is how it has to be. It's British humour and I surely can take it. No harm done."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c15p3qwye2eo
Why can't Scousers be like this instead of creating legislation to curb free speech?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407036 >>151419178
Ok, so I was completely on board the Tuchel Train but then I learned that he apparently came from that place where all those Hitlers came from? And refuses to sing the national anthem to boot? Don't get me wrong, I still believe he is the one to make our training sessions run on time, but seriously, we can't trust this guy with the Final codes.
Anonymous Kuwait No.151407071
the shiternational break is over.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407094
mad how liverpool has more silverware than every london club combined
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407214
mad how liverpool bought all of their cups and titles despite their shoestring budget
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407282 >>151407427
mad how noticing Wirtz is shit makes Liversoys seethe
https://youtu.be/oRD-5AplK80
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407427 >>151433577
>>151407282
Here's why to directly answer the premise: any player United signed, for less by the way since Wirtz is more expensive than any of them, got abuse after every single match from the Scouse mafia-ran sports media if they didn't score or assist (and sometimes even if they did)
Wirtz meanwhile's done FUCK. ALL. and yet any scepticism is arrogantly swept away as he is a "once in a century" player
For the avoidance of doubt all of United's signings have been utterly dogshit as well but there is no semblance of balance
Anonymous Canada No.151407430
>makes a post seething about 'pool
>circles back a few minutes later to say actually it's 'pool fans seething
vintage dave btw
Anonymous Canada No.151407438
if I had waited a minute longer I would have seen dave's third act
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407769 >>151407910 >>151408005 >>151411326 >>151417565 >>151418856 >>151419007 >>151419184 >>151423090
What will he do about it though? Hardly like he has any power or anything
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407872 >>151408091
Every decade or so the PL like to pick a new side to be the big dogs. By that I mean they get media protection, huge help by PGMOL, and they're dominant for a decade or so because of it.
We saw it with United in the '90s, they weren't really sure what to do in the '00s but stuck with United for most of it, then it was City in the '10s, and now it's Liverpool's turn. The embarrassing thing is how much Liverpool are still managing to fuck it all up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407910 >>151407968 >>151408005 >>151421446
>>151407769

So funny seeing Keir and Kemi kvetch about Jews being banished from Villa Park, what's he gonna do, order the PL to dock us 10 points for antisemitism?
Anonymous Serbia No.151407961 >>151407979
Do you always captain guys like Haaland or do you mix it up a little depending on players current form and upcoming fixtures?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407968 >>151417806 >>151419196
>>151407910
Soft power is being applied to force Villa into a forfeit. I hope they don't fall for it but they will.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151407979 >>151408075
>>151407961
this is epl not fpl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408005 >>151408028 >>151418266
>>151407769
>>151407910
God I hope they reverse the ban and the Jew fans can attend and it leads to Jew vs Muslim race riots in the heart of Birmingham. Helter skelter NOW!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408028 >>151408055
>>151408005
mental when this happens and gary neville gives us a thread on how it's middle aged white men hanging up flags to blame
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408055
>>151408028
Politicians stating Islam is the religion of peace and advocating for us to just sing stop crying your heart out the day after we’ve all watched video footage of a pack of pakis chopping heads off Jews in the middle of our second biggest city
Anonymous Serbia No.151408075
>>151407979
Oh fuck...my bad.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408091
>>151407872
fascinating insight into the deluded mind of a brixton arsewog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408113 >>151408129
Still talking about this SHITE from 3 days ago!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408129
>>151408113
o'hara knew to have a night off with nothing happening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408227
>>151407018
very based
Anonymous United States No.151408241
>>151406824 (OP)
It really is coming home this time huh?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151408509
>Proper footie back
>Going to miss it because I'm traveling
So grim
Anonymous Indonesia No.151409225 >>151419033
>
Anonymous Belgium No.151409322
wirtz is playing against manchester united next
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151409368
>>151406824 (OP)
Anonymous Germany No.151409502 >>151409867 >>151411201
do you like salt and vinegar crisps? me? not really. there are better flavours desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151409867 >>151433631
>>151409502
Usually no, except these badboys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151411201
>>151409502
Yes. I like crisps and beer. I want some now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151411326
>>151407769
My guess:
>someone at Aston Villa either informs the FA or either they or the FA informs a government contact that the club intends to deny away fans when Maccabi comes to visit
>PM is informed, government's position is that they privately agree with the ban because it means no policing costs for thousands of visiting Israelis/British Jews in a thoroughly Islamised city
>despite this, give a public virtue signal that the government disagrees with the ban and throws out the "antisemitism" word for good measure
>match can pass by without incident, unless some muslims in the home stand are able to unfurl some "INBRED PAKIS AGAINST ISRAEL" banner for the cameras to see
Anonymous Australia No.151415015
Every international break feels worse than the last. Seeing all these black players is the norm and no longer shocking, and now we have to trudge through this strange pretend show of nationalism which actually demonstrates globalism

It wouldn't be so bad but this is happening in a two week break from the prem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151417000
GABRIEL MARTINELLI IS A NONCE AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Anonymous Australia No.151417565 >>151417594 >>151419006 >>151419190
>>151407769
So he's doubling down because of what happened with Corbyn a while back, right? Trying to distance himself from that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151417594 >>151419006
>>151417565
half of starmer's government is bankrolled by labour friends of israel
all these people are intent on conflating anti-israeli sentiment with antisemitism at every opportunity
Anonymous United States No.151417806
>>151407968
>These 3 group stage points were promised to our forefathers 3000 years ago.
Anonymous Germany No.151418266
>>151408005
Yids definitely would send some mossad agents dressed as civilians just to ’be sureβ€˜
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151418641 >>151418786
Merino has 22 G/A in 2025 for club and country while Palmer has 14 G/A in 2025 for club and country.

- Merino has played 2,524 min for club and country (28 90s)
- Palmer has played 2,926 min in 2025 (32.5 90s)

This means Merino is getting G/A at a rate of 0.79 per 90 while Palmer is getting them at a rate of 0.43 per 90. Almost double.
Anonymous Australia No.151418786 >>151418809 >>151419137
>>151418641
has there ever been an English Fellaini/Merinopilled midfielder
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151418809
>>151418786
Honestly i think Merino is a miles better header of the ball than Fellaini, who was just very tall
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151418856 >>151419311
>>151407769
would have been fun to see the zionists get battered
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419006
>>151417565
>>151417594
DO NOT look up his wife
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419007
>>151407769
What would Starmer do if the Jews and Muslims were fighting in the streets?
Blame the far right and arrest every white British person in the vicinity.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419033
>>151409225
kek they're seething
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419064 >>151419177 >>151419187
>fans cause issues everywhere they go
>literally go out of their way to taunt people, not even as banter, but literally calling for people to be killed and shit
>they get (rightfully) banned
>b-but anti semitism

maybe don't be a cancerous creature and nobody will pay attention to you or your people
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419137
>>151418786
Not a midfielder but Harry Maguire is England's Fellaini
Anonymous Australia No.151419155
>>151419030
Anonymous Indonesia No.151419171 >>151419179
>Palmer out for 6 more weeks
Can he make it on WC at this rate?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419177
>>151419064
literally scousers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419178
>>151407036
>we can't trust this guy with the Final codes.
semi-final
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419179 >>151423567
>>151419171
Does it even matter? Bellingham, Rodgers, Eze and Foden are ahead of him at this point.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419184
>>151407769
the role of the cops is to provide saftey and they often stop events or make restrictions based on the event safety. tel avivians don't have the right to go to birmingham, so the police saying they can't buy tickets is fine. take away the fact they are jews as so given high status, then stopping people because of expected trouble is normal. england has many restriction of rights around football games, they have a special banning order for people who are "expected" to make trouble.
cops escorted newcastle fans to sunderland stadium a couple of years ago and then home again and that is just based on shit talking with no expectation of violence.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419187 >>151419199
>>151419064
UEFA should have banned Israel like they did with Russia. But since they haven't, they should be policed like any other away fans would be. The fact that angry muzzies in Birmingham are effectively dictating our foreign policy is grim.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419190 >>151419198
>>151417565
he is leader of labour because he was put there to get rid of corbyn and then lead the purge of corbyn labour at the behest of labour friends of israel.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419196 >>151419210
>>151407968
every club should be boycotting playing in tel aviv, like how people boycotted south africa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419198
>>151419190
Imagine if Corbs wasn't a spineless coward.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419199 >>151419218 >>151419319 >>151419912
>>151419187
people who go around chanting about how they enjoy seeing dead children because they're from a race said chanters dislike, aren't fans. they're using football to voice their shitty beliefs. get them all out. nobody wants them here. doesn't matter which side of the fence you're on. we can all agree that maccabi tel aviv fans in particular are cancer.
Anonymous Australia No.151419208 >>151419257 >>151419775 >>151421151 >>151435076
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419210
>>151419196
apartheid in south africa was a good thing and ending it ruined the country
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419218 >>151419329
>>151419199
All pro-Palestine / pro-Israel shit is objective cancer.
Anonymous Indonesia No.151419233
>Maccabi Tel Aviv complain to UEFA arguing they were promised an away ticket allocation in Birmingham 5,000 years ago.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419257 >>151419328
>>151419208
How the fuck does this happen?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419311
>>151418856
By middleaged white men?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419319
>>151419199
Reddit tier post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419328 >>151419891
>>151419257
Club World Cup
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419329
>>151419218
I don't want it in football. If they were chanting about how villa are a small tinpot club nobody would care. At least its football related.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419520 >>151419536 >>151419567 >>151419634 >>151419848 >>151439001
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419536
>>151419520
State of Fullkrug's career
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419567
>>151419520
Sangare seems to be at fault for half the goals Forest concede, woeful stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419634 >>151419650
>>151419520
Mad. Where's Wirtz?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419650 >>151419656
>>151419634
He's only a sub in this team.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419656
>>151419650
Grim.
Memes aside WhoScored is fucking dogshit.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419775
>>151419208
Bald Palmer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419848
>>151419520
My fpl team
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419873 >>151419886 >>151419887 >>151419903 >>151419914 >>151419936
should villa move to a different city?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419886
>>151419873
Birmingham Alabama
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419887
>>151419873
Ahh, diversity.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419891
>>151419328
Chelsea had a stupidly large squad because Boehly kept spending like a retard. If they still end up with injuries then that's the manager's fault for not rotating.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419903
>>151419873
LOUIE, HYMIE, ABIE, SAM! WE ARE THE BOYS WHO EAT NO HAM!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419907
reds are playing on sunday lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419912 >>151419925 >>151419927
>>151419199
If any of those fans try to start shit, then they should be punished appropriately. But until then, people are innocent until proven guilty. The West Midlands Police should be doing their jobs instead of being scared into making decisions in order to not upset a certain vocal section of the public. If we're going to ban away fans for this match, why not ban away fans for every single match where there is a heated rivalry between the fans?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419913
Meanwhile, Raheem Sterling is getting 300 bags a week for nothing.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419914
>>151419873
Umm why are they saying "local" like that? They need to be arrested
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419925 >>151419968
>>151419912
Disingenuous argument. The police have said its untennable to police this match in this area because of heightened tensions. Its not the aston villa fans that they think are going to cause a problem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419927
>>151419912
There is no heated rivalry here. Brum is a muslim shithole full of people who just don't like heebs. Has nothing to do with Villa.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419936 >>151419955
>>151419873
Mad how the multicultural project is coming apart at the seams
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419955
>>151419936
You're bang out of order mate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419968 >>151419979 >>151420943
>>151419925
By "fans", I meant the travelling Maccabi Tel Aviv fans. Likewise, if any of the local Muslims try to start shit then they should also be punished appropriately. The point is that the police should be able to maintain order without having to bend to the will of rioters.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151419979 >>151420943
>>151419968
Lad they can't even organise rubbish collection in that shithole, you think they have the mental capacity to deal with a 5000 year old desert feud?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420184 >>151420191 >>151420202 >>151420203 >>151420205 >>151420208 >>151420244
>Ange Postecoglou on his future at Nottingham Forest: β€œIf you give time, the story always ends the same with me and a trophy."
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420191
>>151420184
my boy Angelingz just needs a lil more time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420202
>>151420184
got to win a single game first m8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420203 >>151420211
>>151420184
He'll win the championship next season
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420205 >>151420211
>>151420184
He probably would win a trophy with the most expensive team in the Championship tbf.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420208
>>151420184
>β€œIf you give time, the story always ends the same with me and a trophy."
You know how rehearsed this line was when he avoided saying 'me' twice even though it would've sounded far more normal ("give ME time")
Anonymous Canada No.151420211
>>151420203
>>151420205
hehe that's probably not what he meant!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420244
>>151420184
Say the line, Ange
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420320 >>151420329 >>151420397
You WILL be taking the knee in solidarity with Premier League players this weekend, right lads?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420329
>>151420320
course I bloody will. I take the knee in front of my tv every week before the kickoff to show my solidarity against racism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420397 >>151420463
>>151420320
Why, has another arsenal fan died or something?
Anonymous Canada No.151420423 >>151420439
for me it's doing some cheeky jumping jacks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420439 >>151420495
>>151420423
>jumping jacks
keep the thread in english please
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420463 >>151420710
>>151420397
Worse. Black Chelsea FC have lost a host of darkies from their jet black #000000 squad!
Anonymous Canada No.151420495 >>151420634
>>151420439
>star jumps
classic British correction, made me wonder what you call snow angels however
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420634
>>151420495
they are called snow habibis
Anonymous Canada No.151420655 >>151420677
setting my clock back this weekend to get a jump on things
Anonymous Canada No.151420677
>>151420655
scratch that, I'll do it after the
Anonymous Indonesia No.151420702
eyy this game is pretty good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420710 >>151420846
>>151420463
Wow, racism outside of /b/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420727 >>151420836
saw tottenham trending on X the everything app and thought this was funny
theyre also playing villa on sunday albeit in london so away from the birmingham locals
would be funny if the birmingham pakistani MP tried to ban spurs fans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420836
>>151420727
We all know they would not protest even if they did get banned (reply to this post coming in 12 hours time)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420846
>>151420710
>Wow, racism outside of /b/
Name a current white player, Rentboy. Nope he isn't!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420943
>>151419968
>>151419979
The main problem is they can't afford to police it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151420948
>United legend Wayne Rooney, who has scored more goals for the Red Devils than anyone else, believed that the club had a group of players worth building around. Speaking in 2022, Rooney named four players who should be at the centre of their plans moving forward, just before Erik ten Hag was appointed.
>The former Derby boss named Jadon Sancho, Marcus Rashford, Jesse Lingard and Scott McTominay.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421010
noone wants to say it but rice is just english fellaini with a haircut
Anonymous Canada No.151421151
>>151419208
hard to argue that they wouldn't be top of the table without all these injuries
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421165 >>151421229 >>151421500
Why do clubs keep trying the tactic of signing/selling loads of guys in one transfer window? You can't make more than 2-3 changes to your first team/starting 11 in one summer. It literally doesn't matter how good the guys you're signing are or how bad the guys you're selling are. It never works.

Liverpool are the latest in a long line of clubs that have tried this, none of them have succeeded, no one ever stops trying and no one but me notices that this is the problem these clubs are facing.

Liverpool have just done it and regressed massively - they shouldn't have brought in as many guys and they shouldn't have sold important first team attackers like Nunez and Diaz all at once. They now have a whole new team and no way of reverting back to their old style when things get tough because the players that enabled that system are no longer with the club.

Chelsea have done it every summer since the American takeover and achieved nothing, Man United have done it loads of times and it's never worked.

Even smaller clubs have tried it and it doesn't work. West Ham tried it last season with Lopetegui, they nearly got relegated. I remember Newcastle signing a bunch of French guys in the Pardew era one January and nearly getting relegated. QPR had a takeover and signed a bunch of players and got relegated. If I wait 5 more minutes I can probably think of countless more examples. And I can't think of a single time where it has worked.

>inb4 Chels and City
They built their successful teams over many years. City's takeover was in like 2009 and they didn't win a PL until 2012. That initial spine of Hart, Kolarov, Kompany, Silva, Aguero, etc took several years to build.
Anonymous Austria No.151421199 >>151421224 >>151421528
so what are the potential upsets for the weekend’s games ?
Ange’s Forest beating an injury ridden Chelsea?
Brighton obliterating Newcastle?
Everton drawing away to City ?
Fulham continuing their run of good games against Arsenal ?
Or the mother of it all - Manure turning up at Anfield and snatching all three points.
Anonymous Canada No.151421224 >>151421235
>>151421199
trying to cajole some predictions out of me eh? I might take a look and give you some picks later
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421229
>>151421165
Oh yeah Forest are another example - since they've come up they've been consistently signing way too many guys.

Funnily enough they only found some form when Nuno came in, looked at the bloated travesty of a squad they had pulled together, found the guys he liked and stuck with them. But the board didn't even notice and went back to signing a bunch of guys this past summer and now they're shit again.
Anonymous Austria No.151421235
>>151421224
naw just genuinely interested in different opinions, some very tricky games for all the big clubs.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421446
>>151407910
doesn't Tel Aviv also have a big Druze following?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421500
>>151421165
Everton have managed to do this, but they had higher to climb and it would all have been for nothing without Grealish, but yeah massive reinforcements never usually work out.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151421528
>>151421199
I'm betting big on a 98th minute equaliser for slipperpool to make it 2-2.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422062 >>151422075
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422075 >>151422159
>>151422062
championship title in 2027 confirmed
Anonymous Canada No.151422159
>>151422075
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422217 >>151422377 >>151422390
why do arsenal fans lose their mind when you remind them that they're a team that relies on set pieces as a tactical decision to win games?
Anonymous Canada No.151422377
>>151422217
they're embarrassed that their attention spans are too short to follow the ebbs and flows of a match, but when they hear a whistle for a set piece they have the pavlovian response to finally take their heads out of their phones
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422390
>>151422217
because it kills the legacy of the wenger era
Anonymous Germany No.151422464
>>151406824 (OP)
group stage exit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422495
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151422729 >>151422779
>Former West Ham manager Graham Potter is in talks to become Sweden's next head coach.
w e w
Anonymous Canada No.151422779
>>151422729
kek even I reject them in fc25 (but they keep calling!)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151423090 >>151423553
>>151407769
i like that all the people kvetching about this seem to have forgot that the maccabi fans were the ones who started the shit in Amsterdam
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151423553
>>151423090
You mean to tell me that these people are crying out as they strike someone else? I am SHOCKED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151423567
>>151419179
>bellingham
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151423731
Will Starmer step in?
The police have a responsibility to protect ALL football fans.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151425130 >>151425181
What do you think was said to prompt this reaction?
Anonymous United States No.151425181 >>151425328
>>151425130
go back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151425328 >>151425430
>>151425181
you always get so triggered when people mock the arse, mr fifa 2001 kek

for the record, they're seething imagining being arrested for saying "We (Liverpool) concede a lot of set pieces and Arsenal score a lot of them) and it's not so bad that we're in 2nd, given that information" lmao
Anonymous United States No.151425430 >>151425487
>>151425328
i don't care what they are saying on reddit
go back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151425487 >>151425700
>>151425430
i dont care what they're saying on fifa 2001, go back (to handegg, melanated individual)
Anonymous Belgium No.151425519
it's past midnight here so that means the premier league is BACK
Anonymous United States No.151425700 >>151425735
>>151425487
so you're a redditor and a schizo obsessed with make believe characters here on /sp/
great combo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151425735
>>151425700
fifa 2001 kek
Anonymous Indonesia No.151427376
Epl is backkk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151427925
Top banter if Liverpool actually lose to Man United this week
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151428313 >>151428419
i can't be arsed to wait til 5am, however, I will be letting the general know my opinions of Florian Wirtz's performances shortly.
Anonymous Austria No.151428419
>>151428313
eagerly anticipating your post anon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151428535 >>151428721
He's not been that impressive, has he?
Pretty sure this isn't want Arnie had in mind when he signed him.
Anonymous Austria No.151428721 >>151429018
>>151428535
hey I thought there would be some witty or overly snarky comment ;(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151428909
oh, by the way, when I said "this" in my previous invective, I meant the aspect of his game where he does not scoring any goals or assisting in the scoring of any goals in the Premier League. That may need some improvement
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151429018 >>151431208
>>151428721
ah, austria, i know that bacchus may be speaking through my lips in this moment that I'm sharing with you, but I wanted to know that I admire your posting. Seeing your flag makes me feel like I'm about to read an /epl/ post that is higher quality than one would usually anticipate.
I've just blasted cum to Cole Jermaine Palmer highlights and there's a big splotch on my Ralph Lauren white buttoned shirt, and though the shame is setting in, the idea that there's another anon far away in Osterreich with a phone in his hand or computer before him, reading my premier league insights, it awakens enough mirth within me to almst forget that there is a bunch of semen on my right arm, and it's starting to smell. Almost.
Anonymous United States No.151431208
>>151429018
bro just post austria slap next time its easier
Anonymous Indonesia No.151432899 >>151432957 >>151435093 >>151435118
please don't attack ar' wirtz la
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151432957
>>151432899
Wirzt Wil come good shortly after his asthma is diagnosed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433151 >>151433665 >>151434557 >>151434620
I stayed up just for 5ab and he's a no show
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433192 >>151434467
Ze Germans had a generational run of scamming the scousers in the hot summer of '25.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433285
The based proper capitalisation and punctuation at 5am on a Saturday poster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433577
>>151407427
>all of United's signings have been utterly dogshit
abu is a mental illness
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433631
>>151409867
49p? jesus christ they were 10p when i was a kid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151433665
>>151433151
Same, set my alarm and everything.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151434467
>>151433192
>92
Oh bloody hell
Anonymous Australia No.151434557
>>151433151
gotta put up some pro Arsenal posts to rouse him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151434620
>>151433151
He only shows up when you least expect it. If you go looking for him, he will not appear. He's like an /sp/ cryptid.
Anonymous Kuwait No.151434647
refrain from schizo posting please, save it for the next inter break.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.151434897
BOOM HEADSHOT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435076 >>151438276
>>151419208
Ange getting his first win today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435093
>>151432899
>Show me the player who can perform at his best from day one in a new club and a new league
Haaland. Aguero. Even fucking Michu did that.
Anonymous Ireland No.151435118
>>151432899
>Show me the player who can perform at his best from day one in a new club and a new league
You mean like Nick Woltemade? Who came from the same league as Wirtz? Who went to the same league as Wirtz? Who is not even a year older than Wirtz? Who I think has played less games of football than Wirtz? Who went to a shittier team than Wirtz? A player like that?
Anonymous Indonesia No.151435120 >>151435407 >>151435769
>rangers needing to hire a manager from chinese league
Anonymous Kuwait No.151435352
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pEbtjkAb_KI
what's wrong with this bloke?
Anonymous Australia No.151435407 >>151435444
>>151435120
don't ever call Kevin "it's just a tackle" Muscat a "manager from chinese league" again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435441
>3 weeks til the international break
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435444
>>151435407
>expecting SEA bandwagoners to know Muscat, let alone remember him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWZyX8lmVU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435706 >>151435714 >>151435759 >>151435785 >>151436056
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435714 >>151435727
>>151435706
Who even is the audience for this shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435727
>>151435714
zoomers with sky sports subscriptions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435748
>Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner revealed last night that club captain Marc GuΓ©hi will leave Selhurst Park at the end of the season. Guehi came close to joining Liverpool in a Β£35m transfer on deadline day before the deal collapsed at the last minute. He will now leave as a free agent next summer.

>Glasner said: β€œI think Marc has already told us that he doesn’t sign a new contract, so he will leave next year. The club wanted [him to stay]. They offered Marc a new contract. But he said, β€˜no, I want to make something different’. And that’s normal. And for us, it’s how we can deal with this situation? [What] is the best way to get this next step done? And that’s all about how we are talking together.”

least surprising news ever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435759
>>151435706
Mmmmmm nieve petruzziello
More like nueve petruzziello
Because I'd cum in her nueve times

Translators note: "nueve" is "nine" in Spanish
Anonymous Australia No.151435769 >>151435786
>>151435120
Jesus they're down to kevin muscat of all people

What the fuck happened to rangers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435785 >>151435788
>>151435706
Remember what they took from you (and this wasn't even the best lineup)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435786
>>151435769
>they went from stopping 10IAR and a penalty shootout from winning the Europa League to hiring Russell Martin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435788 >>151435797 >>151435803
>>151435785
soccer saturday still exists
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435790
fookin muscat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCCzGM_af4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435797
>>151435788
Not the same
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435800
forest chelsea soon
and so my wootch begins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435803
>>151435788
Yes, and it's fucking dogshit. That was his point.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435810
>Fabio Borini has joined Salford City
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435818
What you watching before the early kick off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435889
>Shitty club football is back
Despise this feel lads. Genuinely abhor it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435944 >>151435978 >>151435993 >>151436089
>Ange back 3
wew lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435978
>>151435944
Another L.
Will get the sack by the end of the day.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435982
Was just at a party recently, striking up conversation before eating, asked some of the guys which clubs they supported. First guy said West Ham and said he'd have left leg of the chicken. Second guy said he supported East Ham and said he'd have the right leg. Last guy said he supported Arsenal but mentioned he wasn't hungry at the moment.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151435993 >>151436012
>>151435944
Cheeky bet on Ange to be sacked by 3pm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436012 >>151436191
>>151435993
why would they wait until after the international break and for after a tough game
by christmas though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436044
for me its big ange beating chelsea
Anonymous Australia No.151436047 >>151436064
I'll be happy when Ange is sacked and gone from the league. He's such a miserable person. Every interview he gives is defensive and negative.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436056
>>151435706
why does stuntpegg become less attractive the more successful she becomes?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436064 >>151436118
>>151436047
sounds like classic aussie racism to wops to me
Anonymous Indonesia No.151436068
>man united playing tomorrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436089
>>151435944
McAtee bros...
Anonymous Australia No.151436118
>>151436064
That too. Cunt was like "nah I'm not aussie I'm greek". Not even "I'm Greek and Australian".
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436191
>>151436012
The same reason why their owner went on the pitch to embarrass Nuno
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436196
Why are >we starting Lavia over Caicedo, the best cdm in the world
Ah yes, start gusto and garnacho
Estevao was class against Liverpool, and Caicedo scored an amazing goal
And they're both on the bench in favour of these fucking fraudsters
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436246
>Wesley Fofana's exclusion from today's match is not due to injury, it was a decision by Maresca
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436265 >>151436335
impressive numbers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436335
>>151436265
And it's not even nepotism, Weaver is a genuinely good manager.
Anonymous Germany No.151436824
MATE
Anonymous Netherlands No.151436830
Morgan Gibbs-White has now failed to score from 16 shots in the Premier League this season.

Only Eberechi Eze has attempted more shots (17) without a return.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436832
complete collapse against a poor Chelsea
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436841 >>151436860 >>151436896 >>151436903 >>151437347
welcome to...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436857
Still October and we have the title decider already
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436860 >>151437008
>>151436841
Liverpool desperately need him so they can actually have an "English" player in their squad
Anonymous Germany No.151436861
SACKED IN THE MORNING
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436892
Fat Ange bros.... it's fackin' over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436896
>>151436841
real madrid will sign him instead of konate
liverpool fans will be seething
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151436903
>>151436841
THE JUNGLE
Anonymous Canada No.151437008
>>151436860
I was going to say they're getting Gordon next year but you could put a scouse asterisk on it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437148 >>151437320
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437197
Another red for the rentboys. Abysmal discipline from Marseca yet again, 5 red cards in 5 matches.
Anonymous Ireland No.151437203
Yay, there's the red card
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437225
grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437299
boooo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437313
OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN
TO A
FAT FUCKING BASTARD
AND A
SHIT FOOTBALL TEAM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437320 >>151437331 >>151437516
>>151437148
>trafford > donnarumma
another stupid take from statnonces
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437331 >>151437351 >>151437516
>>151437320
>he better because he cost more!!
You were that div kid who thought new trainers made you run faster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437332 >>151437374
>Ange Postecoglou is the first ever Nottingham Forest manager to win none of his first eight games in charge of the club.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437344 >>151437355 >>151437357
Nott’m Forest (2.42) 0-3 (1.75) Chelsea
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437347
>>151436841
He should play abroad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437351
>>151437331
>a championship keeper is better than the keeper who just won the champions league
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437355
>>151437344
once again we are reminded how worthless that stat is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437357
>>151437344
Just who we are mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437374
>>151437332
There was a really shit stat on talkSPORT to close the match, delivered as though it was utterly damning of Ange
>This is the first time Forest have lost 3 home league matches in a row in-
and I'm thinking 30 years, longer maybe?
>-2 seasons
Surely isn't that bad of a stat to be worth mentioning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437375 >>151437441
>i want to thank god
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437434 >>151437453
whats their end game here?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437441
>>151437375
is that a tranny being shagged?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437453
>>151437434
They won't be asked about it either
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437516
>>151437320
>>151437331
Pickford mogs both
Anonymous Ireland No.151437522 >>151437535 >>151437553
Ange has been sacked?
Anonymous Australia No.151437526 >>151437553
Ange sacked
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437531 >>151437553
ANGE SACKED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437535 >>151437550
>>151437522
Mental if true
Anonymous Ireland No.151437550 >>151437559
>>151437535
Loads of people saying it's true. Has he even been in charge for a month?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437553 >>151437775
>>151437522
>>151437526
>>151437531
>its real
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437559 >>151437640 >>151437654 >>151437677
>>151437550
40 days. He takes the record for the shortest PL management stint by just one day.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437563
Sacked in the afternoon lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437565
the foreboding was real
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437581
why would you wait until after the International break
it was a loss to one of the biggest teams and they didnt even play that bad
what a dumby
Anonymous Germany No.151437614 >>151437638
Big Sean Dyche in?
Anonymous Australia No.151437638
>>151437614
Yeah BBC saying that is basically a sure thing
Anonymous Ireland No.151437640
>>151437559
Damn son. I just read 39 days from a J Percy of the Telegraph persuasion. Crazy stuff. It's honestly incredible how quickly they crumbled after getting to EL spots last year.
Owner squares up to the head coach on the final day, coach signs a new contract to stay 3 more years, club gets a new director of football in the off season, director guy fights with the coach as well, coach gets sacked AFTER the season starts and after they've made however many signings, they get a guy in that's infamous for torpedo'ing players health and the club's league position, he inevitably shits up the place, gets sacked 39-40 days after being signed, and it's still fucking October.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437642
>Ange Postecoglou spent just 39 days in charge of Nottingham Forest, the shortest managerial reign of any permanent Premier League manager to leave a club during the season
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437653 >>151437668
IM GONNA
IM GONNA
WOOOOOTCH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437654 >>151437880
>>151437559
That record held by the slightly less useless Les Reed who won 1 game from 8 at Charlton.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437668
>>151437653
This is illegal mate, I'm calling Keir
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437673
It was obviously a shit decision to get rid of Nuno but to replace him with Mate who is both fucking awful and plays a completely different style of football was just insane. Gotta get Dyche in now to salvage the season.

The EL is less than worthless now there's no CL dropouts in it, spurs played analrim in the final and a password in the semis.
Anonymous Spain No.151437677
>>151437559

and like 20 of those days were the international break
Anonymous Indonesia No.151437690 >>151437700
SEAN DYCHE WELCOME TO THE TRICKY TREES
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437691 >>151437720 >>151438222
Fat Massive β€œFat Ange” Angleous β€œAnge”Postecoglu exposed once and for all as the retarded Aussie fraud we all knew he was. But he said maaaate a lot so it’s ok.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437700 >>151437717
>>151437690
I don't even know why Marinakis didn't go for him in the first place.
Anonymous Ireland No.151437717
>>151437700
Cause Ange was his mate. Didn't Marinakis present him with the best Greek manager award or some bullshit?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437720 >>151437918
>>151437691
still laugh thinking about that one anon that gets mad about associating ange with the word mate for some reason
Anonymous Belgium No.151437734
i'm going to watch man city vs everton
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437735 >>151437742 >>151437766
>20 minutes before the official statement from the club or any media reporting
APOLOGISE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437742
>>151437735
>most predictable thing ever when Marinakis left the directors' box
>"EXCLUSIVE"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437759
>Ange Postecoglou sacked as Nottingham Forest manager after 39 days in charge

getting spurs that epl turned his life into that Thanos meme
Anonymous Ecuador No.151437766
>>151437735
that was easy
>Palace losing already
This is the game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437775
>>151437553
big fat retard greek owner thought he could put another greek in charge and it work out

did he watch ANY of Spurs PL games last season

retards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437778 >>151437846 >>151437857 >>151437903
mememouth top of the league as it stands
Anonymous United States No.151437797 >>151437804
no wonder no one made a gamethread for this everton-city shit
I'm bored
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437804 >>151437811
>>151437797
>>151437368
Anonymous United States No.151437811
>>151437804
oh well still
the spirit of my post still stands
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437846
>>151437778
Mad how good Iraola is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437857
>>151437778
STOP THE COUNT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437880 >>151438173
>>151437654
>Les Reed
I must have completely forgotten about this guy because I've been following the PL near-religiously since 2004.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437895 >>151437920
guess who scored for burnley against leeds hehe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437903
>>151437778
God Six chads how can this be happening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437918
>>151437720
He only ever said it once!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437920 >>151437925
>>151437895
Hehe, cheeky :P
Who?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151437925 >>151438294
>>151437920
it was only lesley ugochukuwuwu
Anonymous Ireland No.151437931
Every time I see Chris Richards from Palace, I think of that pic of Ross from Friends with the afro.
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438091
nill-two
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438094
blimey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438098
can /ourguy/ fix forest?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438125
Now now GB
It's not our fault
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438155 >>151438177 >>151438187 >>151438199
>newcastle are yet to score a goal away from home this season
interesting little factoid *pushes back glasses*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438173
>>151437880
Followed the imminently bankrupted Iain Dowie (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15186519/Ex-Premier-League-boss-faces-bankruptcy-two-decades-thorny-legal-battle.html) the second time Charlton got relegated. They replaced him with Pards.
Anonymous United States No.151438177
>>151438155
*punches you in the nose and shatters your spectacles*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438181
I see Welbs has once again confirmed his status as THAT PERSON
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438187 >>151438240
>>151438155
Yep. They are shit. The relentless diving and timewasting only works at home.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438198
Eddie Meme is a literal retard, sold Anderson who is a great six to hold onto that spastic Joelinton who just runs around like a retard because he’s a failed striker, still doesn’t have a six or a ten, so just plays with two 8s and a failed striker pretending to be a midfielder and wonders why he can’t break teams down or defend properly. Hope they get relegated
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438199 >>151438217
>>151438155
A factoid is something which ISNT true. Interesting little fact for you there.
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438207
Mateta aaaa
Petrovic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438217 >>151438235
>>151438199
>an item of unreliable information that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact
huh i just thought it was a funny dorky way to say fact
thanks for the correction
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438222
>>151437691
kek
Anonymous Ireland No.151438235
>>151438217
>an item of unreliable information that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact
Much like the word factoid. Huh.
Anonymous United States No.151438240 >>151438311
>>151438187
I had been under the spell that Newcastle were a good team and I saw a viral tweet on Xitter that said something along the lines of 'Newcastle aren't even good, they just foul everyone' and it really made me rethink their play
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438276
>>151435076
>Ange getting his fisted today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438284 >>151438289 >>151438309
We just not gonna talk about another red card for [redacted]?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438289
>>151438284
wouldnt risk it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438294
>>151437925
>Ugochukuwu
Proud Igbo name.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438309
>>151438284
We can't talk about this urban-flavoured team
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438311
>>151438240
Memie Meme went to Atletico Memedrid to shadow Simemeone after he left Bournememe and based his entire managerial career on him......Meme
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438376 >>151438399 >>151438417 >>151438471
when i see a team without much support is playing i like to go in their threads and give them a few shitposty pity bumps so they at least get to double digit replies
just the nice sort of bloke i am
Anonymous United States No.151438399
>>151438376
freak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438417
>>151438376
we cityzens thank you
Anonymous United States No.151438440
STOP THE COUNT
Anonymous Canada No.151438471
>>151438376
I simply can't go into match threads anymore, rudest lot on the planet, can't even ask what channel the game is on without threats being made on my life
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438478 >>151438614 >>151438624
>151438471
Anonymous Canada No.151438480
apparently generals are no longer safe either
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438506 >>151438540
Maybe you should take the hint then and fuck off.
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438508
NO RED CARD
Anonymous Canada No.151438540
>>151438506
it's just you everytime angry bitter lad, and frankly you're not a good judge of anything (notice how generous I am with my (You)'s)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438553 >>151438570
>he thinks it's just one person who hates him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438570 >>151438593 >>151438599
>>151438553
how many "people" are there in your head typing for you, angry bitter lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438593
>>151438570
>defending cancer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438599 >>151438622
>>151438570
>angry bitter lad
you called me this a few times too lol. good to see you're just a schizo like the rest of them.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438603
>city cheating again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438614
>>151438478
Done him up like a kipper
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438622
>>151438599
He's said it to me aswell, how many us are there?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438624 >>151438736 >>151440206
>>151438478
What you got against the leaf? He's a good poster IMO
Anonymous Australia No.151438625
that bloody ogre
Anonymous Indonesia No.151438633
ez captain
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438685 >>151438988
i knew it
draw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438691 >>151438988
Iraolabros, we got too cocky...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438706
zahabros...mateta is dabbing on us
Anonymous Indonesia No.151438734 >>151438747
who the hell is this Eli Junior Kroupi and why is he already scoring 2 goals
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438736 >>151438774
>>151438624
Is he fuck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438747 >>151438768
>>151438734
FM wonderkid or something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438751 >>151438757
70 minutes in and the Geordie Timewasters have served up utter fucking slop, zero shots on target and flopping around every time they're in the opposition half
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438757
>>151438751
>willingly watching Newcastle
Your loss
Anonymous Indonesia No.151438763 >>151438782 >>151438799
elanga has had 11 appearances this season and has yet to produce a single goal and assist
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438768 >>151438790
>>151438747
FM23 wonderkid so he's actually taken a little time to kick on.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438774 >>151438793 >>151438796
>>151438736
Better than character bollocks that's for sure
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438782
>>151438763
If Wirtz didn’t exist he would be the worst signings this season
Anonymous Ireland No.151438787
The Palace vs Bournemouth game has been very fun
Anonymous Indonesia No.151438790
>>151438768
sounds like a nice 70m deal to chelsea next season
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438793
>>151438774
He's just as bad as that shite, if not worse.
Anonymous United States No.151438796
>>151438774
he is a character poster thoughbeit
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438799
>>151438763
and he always gets subbed off
so wLirtz > eLangliz
COME ON
FLAG UP
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438832
Woltemessi putting Florian Shartz to shame again
Anonymous Indonesia No.151438845
roll up that lahm's screenshot
Anonymous Kuwait No.151438853
why didn't forest give big ange his second season when he will inevitably deliver a trophy?
:/
Anonymous Belgium No.151438854
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.

It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.

He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.

Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.

But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.

The €85m (Β£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
Anonymous Germany No.151438855
WOLTEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438865
fucking save
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438873 >>151438892 >>151439681
>replace majority of squad with new players but keep a lot of the lads who got you promoted
>win
When was the last time Sunderland had a competent PL manager? Bruce?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438892 >>151438922
>>151438873
Worth noting that Wolves are bad as fuck AND have zero fit attackers right now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438907 >>151438958
Mate I always win in my second seasonbros....
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438922
>>151438892
I'm not even talking about just this game. They've been great all season. You'd never think that before this season they'd been in League One more recently than the top flight. Selling the other Bellingham was a masterstroke.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438938
GB meltdown imminent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438942 >>151438997
DAT GUY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438945 >>151438997
Anonymous Germany No.151438946
Woltemade needs to find a better team
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438955 >>151438961
>wear disgusting saudi kits
>lose
kek
Anonymous United States No.151438958
>>151438907
he could come back next season and get a trophy, you never know.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438961 >>151438975 >>151439080
>>151438955
harsh on plymouth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438968
glasnerbros....
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438975
>>151438961
not harsh enough
Anonymous Ecuador No.151438977
>1st attempt on target in the second half
>third goal
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151438980 >>151438987 >>151439001
wtf would haaland have to wear to not get noticed in public
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438984
CHERRIES BTID
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438987
>>151438980
Blackface
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438988 >>151439022 >>151439097
>>151438691
>>151438685
APOLOGISE
Anonymous Canada No.151438990
I want to deck welbeck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438995
THAT. PERSON. WELBS.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151438997 >>151439020 >>151439035 >>151439075
>>151438942
>>151438945
What will Brighton do when Welbeck eventually retires? You can't rely on a near-35 year old to be the entire reason your team can play football.
Anonymous Ireland No.151439001
>>151419520
>Welbeck
heh

>>151438980
A mask
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439019 >>151439026 >>151439039 >>151439057 >>151439072 >>151439091
well well well
Anonymous Indonesia No.151439020
>>151438997
they survived with a worse striker leading them (maupay), they'll find a way
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439022
>>151438988
I knew it was a worthy game
the winner could be any team
I apologize tho
+8FFS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439026
>>151439019
>mr bean. funny.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439035 >>151439074
>>151438997
They'll buy a Guatemalan 17 year old in the winter and he'll start banging in goals.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439039 >>151439065
>>151439019
me winding up the lads of /epl/ with one of my latest gimmicks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439057
>>151439019
i find this with the scoreline and context so funny
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439065
>>151439039
>one of my
prolly your last one, you know what i mean
Anonymous United States No.151439069
My Sundies!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439072
>>151439019
me jumping on /sp/ to mention man city got snubbed by wirtz knowing citymong will be set off for the next 15 hours straight
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439074 >>151439612
>>151439035
>mfw Brighton release Danny Welbeck in the summer but go and sign Lawrence Shankland from Hearts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439075
>>151438997
Tony Bloom's AI supercomputer will identify another undervalued striker on the market to replace him.
Anonymous United States No.151439080
>>151438961
>plymouth
my ancestors :)
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439090
BENULDIIIIIII
only /mug/nited can top this
Anonymous Canada No.151439091
>>151439019
>when my greatest rival signs his post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439097 >>151439127
>>151438988
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439108
ahahhahahahahahaha
mateeeeta
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439112
I wonder what Eddie Howe thinks of Bournemouth doing better than ever after him.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439127
>>151439097
fugg :DD i have been done and in turn apologise to the palace of crystal road
Anonymous Ireland No.151439150
No fucking way
How has he missed that
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439151
hahahahaa
wtf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439172
4-3 comeback would have been mental
Anonymous Belgium No.151439177
>kwabteta
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439186
mateta is crying
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439191 >>151439250 >>151439287
to whomst do they pray
Anonymous Australia No.151439211 >>151439270
despite the best efforts of Newcastle Nick, they were unable to beat Brighton today. he is already dreaming of a move to a big six club
Anonymous United States No.151439228 >>151439292
Wow what a fucking game. Customers were watching an absolute slopfest in City-Everton while mid table chads got an absolute treat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439250
>>151439191
Is Munoz taking the knee after the game
Anonymous Australia No.151439270
>>151439211
how're Spurs doin lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439275 >>151439293 >>151439305
Fuck Woltemade
Fuck northerners
Fuck Eddie Howe
Fuck Saudi
Anonymous Ecuador No.151439287 >>151439366
>>151439191
>semenyo
Anonymous Ireland No.151439292
>>151439228
bournemouth and palace are top 5 at the end o the season

both better than chelsea

put money on it
Anonymous United States No.151439293
>>151439275
BASED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439305
>>151439275
>Her "What do you do?"
>Welbs "I'm that person init"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439326 >>151439440
Crystal Palace (4.51) 3-3 (2.25) Bournemouth
Anonymous Indonesia No.151439337 >>151439404
kino
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439346 >>151439439 >>151439587
>Nobody noticed City going top
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439366
>>151439287
Many such cases
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439404 >>151439459
>>151439337
he's gay and black, a double minority, and even he's sick of it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439439 >>151439462
>>151439346
>Nobody noticed City
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439440
>>151439326
A true meme game for the ages
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439459
>>151439404
lots of blacks and brown lads are chuds honestly
might even be a bigger % than whites
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439462 >>151439815
>>151439439
>Nobody noticed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439536
plucky little City going unmentioned all the time exactly like their dodgy spending mates CHELSEA FC
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439552 >>151439558 >>151439578 >>151439591 >>151440091
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439554
Beat wolves
Scum got beat
Good week!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439558 >>151439628 >>151439642
>>151439552
>mancini
>2025
Anonymous United States No.151439578
>>151439552
What is/was that Greek Drug Dealer thinking?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439587
>>151439346
Nobody cares about City.
Stadium looked half empty.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439591 >>151439651
>>151439552
>PL experience
Didn't he leave 12 years ago?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439612 >>151439651
>>151439074
Jason Cummings
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439628
>>151439558
Pellegrini not available
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439642 >>151439710
>>151439558
I'm guessing at this point they're just desperate for anyone they can get.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439651 >>151439677
>>151439591
Sacked 48 hours after the Wigan Wiggle of 2013

>>151439612
>cumdog
>2025
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439652
Hi guys I'm from the future
Roberto Mancini out
Gianfranco Zola in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439677
>>151439651
Cumdog millionaire coming to the gay capital of England near you
Don't miss out on tickets
Anonymous Ireland No.151439681 >>151439739 >>151439757
>>151438873
>replace alot of lads
>keep alot of lads

so every promoted side ever?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439710
>>151439642
just bring me in then lad. i can get the same results as ange for a quarter of the fee.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439739
>>151439681
I worded it completely wrong. What I meant to say was he's completely upgraded the starting XI but it hasn't failed like you've seen in the past.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439757 >>151440057 >>151440087
>>151439681
Evidentially not considering its 6 games into season and there on the same points as Chelsea...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439794 >>151439814 >>151439820
Ghana's front line would be Doku, Semenyo and Kudus if they all played for their homeland nation. That is insane.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439798 >>151439844
Where does Ange go now, Rangers?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439814
>>151439794
And Welbeck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439815 >>151440151
>>151439462
>Nobody
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439820
>>151439794
And Welbeck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439844
>>151439798
can managers swap teams like that up there
Anonymous Canada No.151440057
>>151439757
IBP NOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE JUST STICK TO THE 6 GAMES PORTION YOU NASTY MAN NOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous Ireland No.151440072
you now remember poois smelly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440087 >>151440139
>>151439757
erm actually this is gameweek 8 and you mean "they're on" not "there on"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440091
>>151439552
>PL experience
such a meme
Anonymous Canada No.151440139
>>151440087
NOOOO IBP LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE, HE NEVER SAID HIS LIST WAS EXHAUSTIVE NOOOOO!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440151
>>151439815
>
Anonymous Canada No.151440185
NOOOOO IBP LEAVE ME ALONE IM SEEING GHOSTS
Anonymous United States No.151440206 >>151440347 >>151440478
>>151438624
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440344 >>151440373 >>151440435
Literally only comes here to post about it his β€œhilarious” made up characters.
Anonymous Canada No.151440347
>>151440206
that's cutting
Anonymous Canada No.151440373 >>151440421
>>151440344
wrong, sometimes I'll mention what I'm cooking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440421
>>151440373
Cook your head in an oven
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440435 >>151440536 >>151440886
>>151440344
just filter the flag. sick of you cunts shitting up the thread replying to him. i cant even see the cunt and i know when he's here cuz you freaks bite every little bit of bait he floats out there.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440478
>>151440206
He's let me down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440536
>>151440435
Its clearly the same person replying to their own bait
Anonymous Canada No.151440703
shan't be fighting this battle in a thread that is clearly winding down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440886 >>151440924 >>151441322
>>151440435
A better option would be to ban the cunt.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440924 >>151440987 >>151441043 >>151441058 >>151441322
>>151440886
we dont sign our posts here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151440987 >>151441043
>>151440924
kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441043
>>151440924
>>151440987
Keep enjoying the thread being shat up then lads. Hammer another nail into the board's coffin.
Anonymous Canada No.151441058
>>151440924
done him again!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441194 >>151441244 >>151441412 >>151441434 >>151441461 >>151441490 >>151441919
>Pitch invaders wearing hoodies with the message β€œGary Neville is a traitor” printed on them ran onto the pitch during the League Two match between Salford City and Oldham Athletic and tried to plant a St George’s flag in the centre circle.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441244 >>151441434 >>151441449
>>151441194
kek, going to need a video (or is this ai and ive been done)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441322
>>151440886
He'd done you
>>151440924
You've done him
Anonymous Germany No.151441412
>>151441194
traitor of what? i hate these twats
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441434 >>151441519
>>151441194
>>151441244
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441449 >>151441620
>>151441244
https://twitter.com/BFirstParty/status/1979531027488882757
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441461
>>151441194
Absolutement finna basefola
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441490 >>151441609 >>151441723 >>151441844
>>151441194
>"We shouldn't be angry at each other"
>"FUK U GARY TRAYTER"
Why are right wing chuds like this? Are they psyops or are they genuinely dribbling retards?
Anonymous Germany No.151441519 >>151441547 >>151441583
>>151441434
what a sorry bunch of wankers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441547
>>151441519
you would think that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441551 >>151444477
Imagine being a WEF globalist type trying to run the world and going to your secret James Bond hideout in the Alps, and the butler there is like, sir, allow me to introduce you to... Gary Neville

You'd just question your whole reality. If Gary Neville can get in the front door, then what the fuck is going on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441583 >>151441613
>>151441519
England will never die
Anonymous Canada No.151441609 >>151441679
>>151441490
another layer of angry bitter lad has been peeled back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441613 >>151441650
>>151441583
it's dying right now under that foreign barbarian tuchel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441620
>>151441449
Damn. This would've been a win if BF never got involved. Now Gazza will be emboldened and be able to present himself as a victim of far right thugs. They should've just presented them as ordinary citizens.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441650
>>151441613
Tommy Tukes is white and red forever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441679
>>151441609
Fuck off leaf I was defending you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441723 >>151441854
>>151441490
Gary never said that, he came out against his own flag and anyone who waves it. He alienated half the country with his insane rhetoric and blamed Muslim-on-Jew violence on English people. He's a cunt, and so are you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441844
>>151441490
To be fair both are fucking thick as pig shit retards Gary Neville blaming Muslims killing Jews on white men in a country with no bearing on said current events, and the stupid bastards acting like Gary Neville isn't an irreverent, out of touch sanctimonious cunt.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441854 >>151441923
>>151441723
>Noooo not le h*cking flagarino!!!!11

People putting up the flags know exactly what they're doing, they're rightfully being called out for the wierdos they are.
Anonymous United States No.151441912 >>151441971
Which region in England does the name 'Jihad' originate from?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441919
>>151441194
Kek based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441923 >>151442002
>>151441854
There's a flag above your post mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441931 >>151442253
love newcastle vs sunderland banter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151441971
>>151441912
Birmingham
capitol of British pakistan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442002 >>151442038 >>151442048
>>151441923
...Your point being?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442038
>>151442002
you're a flagwaving retard too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442048 >>151442150
>>151442002
That you are the weird one for being triggered by your own flag. Or maybe it's not your flag, maybe it's another one.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442088
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442150 >>151442205 >>151442218 >>151442452
>>151442048
Presumably the insinuation is I'm gay or a trans? Even if I was, is there a problem with that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442205 >>151442247
>>151442150
>erm, is there a problem with me taking pozzloads up my arse and getting AIDS?
You do you lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442218
>>151442150
Not at all, we all welcome gay and trans folks here.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442247 >>151442288
>>151442205
>Facking lave moi cantry, simple as. except for gays. and trannys. and pakis. and blackies. and facking muzzies. and
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442253
>>151441931
Cant wait for the derby, if its anything like last time its a free six points and half of Newcastle's male population getting arrested for wife beating...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442288 >>151442437
>>151442247
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442367 >>151442417 >>151442602
Corner FC have done it again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442417 >>151442602
>>151442367
>slurp
>slurp
>slurp
>corner
>slurp
>slurp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442437
>>151442288
I admire your honesty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442452
>>151442150
nout wrong with it you just need to stop being such a fanny about politics in a premiership footie thread...
Anonymous Switzerland No.151442556
fans are constantly banned from stadium because of their past behaviour, why is this band any different?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442602 >>151442645
>>151442367
>>151442417
I doubt they fucking care if we were top of the league from a corner I wouldn't fucking complain...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442645
>>151442602
Slot was whinging about it last night to deflect from criticism of his abysmal signings
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442813 >>151442940 >>151442957
>Eddie Howe had admitted he is concerned about Newcastle United's over-reliance on Nick Woltemade.
>Asked about the reliance on Woltemade, Howe said: "Yeah, that would be a concern for us. We can't rely on any one individual. I think we've always historically been a team that scored a lot of goals. We've had goals from different areas. We've never been reliant on any one player."
Put a decent defender on him and Newcastle will lose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442940
>>151442813
Sunderland flying, Newcastle dying!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442957 >>151442986
>>151442813
>Put a decent defender on him and Newcastle will lose
We got just the lad...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151442986
>>151442957
Still waiting for Le Bris to start O'Nien purely for comedy value
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151443001
Welbeck is definitely an outside shout for striker depth at the World Cup
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151443121
>>151443114
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151444477
>>151441551
i think they thought he'd done something with his anti super league stuff that meant he was now the people's champion and had sway with the working class
says it all about how out of touch they've gotten