Thread 151407294

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
208

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
219 (218 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 336 (+12)
NOR: 314 (+15)
VER: 273 (+18)
RUS: 237 (+25)
LEC: 173 (+8)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)
Mercedes: 325 (+35)
Ferrari: 298 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)
HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)
TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)

>News:
US GP second F1 race in row to be 'heat hazard'
Pressure “getting to” Oscar Piastri in 2025 F1 title fight, says Juan Pablo Montoya
Mick Schumacher ‘better than three current F1 drivers’ - Ralf Schumacher
Brown laughs off "clearly ludicrous" Palou court claims amid trial
Helmut Marko hints ex-McLaren F1 junior Alex Dunne isn’t an option for Red Bull
Lewis Hamilton warned it could take “four to five years” to fully adapt at Ferrari by Hakkinen
'Mercedes deals end Verstappen speculation - for now' - Benson
George Russell opens up about his childhood “anger and anxiety”
Carlos Sainz: Singapore GP broadcast comments "blown out of proportion"
FIA revises rules to help manufacturers who fall “significantly behind” in 2026

amx

america next

Happy birthday, Charles!

migu

>>151407294 (OP)
>"Mick Schumacher better than three current f1 drivers" -gayboi Schumacher
There's twenty drivers on the field. Being bottom 4 is still pretty bad by f1 standards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MKQwUyo460
Pure kinography.

>>151407294 (OP)
>US GP second F1 race in row to be 'heat hazard'
george will be shiny again
>Pressure “getting to” Oscar Piastri in 2025 F1 title fight, says Juan Pablo Montoya
not really
>Mick Schumacher ‘better than three current F1 drivers’ - Ralf Schumacher
were i a race pundit and had a nephew who raced i would big him up too
>Brown laughs off "clearly ludicrous" Palou court claims amid trial
old news
>Helmut Marko hints ex-McLaren F1 junior Alex Dunne isn’t an option for Red Bull
needs a quote
>Lewis Hamilton warned it could take “four to five years” to fully adapt at Ferrari by Hakkinen
it's häkkinen, and who cares
>'Mercedes deals end Verstappen speculation - for now' - Benson
obviously, and what the fuck is a benson
>George Russell opens up about his childhood “anger and anxiety”
already discussed
>Carlos Sainz: Singapore GP broadcast comments "blown out of proportion"
i knew what he meant
>FIA revises rules to help manufacturers who fall “significantly behind” in 2026
already known
Charles' birthday is more relevant than most of this

carrie

>german car manufacturing with this german energy policy
haha

>>151407389
i wanted to say something filthy but i won't (it had to do with her height)

>>151407289
>And those results (minus retirement influenced) were perfectly fine
No they were not, about the only one that can maybe be excused is the Monaco result because he crashed in quali and it's impossible to overtake there.
But even that requires an asterisk because it rained that year meaning plenty of drivers DID move up the field in a quite significant way.
>The problem then is he was crashing too often, and the problem now is they can't get ANY good results from the second seat.
You're excluding half the story there, much of the reason he was crashing so much is because he was fighting for fucking P7 while Max was gapping the field out front.
>Babying the junior team drivers longer than necessary isn't going to solve that.
Because kicking them to the curb when they don't win on debut has been working so well so far.

>Fernando: "The McLarens have enough advantage on the car to fight between them, but I think with Max that can happen- as we saw in 2021, when the car was a little bit less performing than the Mercedes, he still win the championship in Abu Dhabi."
Hamilsisters... our response?

gimi

>>151407294 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton warned it could take “four to five years” to fully adapt at Ferrari by Hakkinen
Four years ... that would put his record at around 96 starts without a podium. 5 years would make it 120.

>>151407476
That's right chud, even when he isn't winning he's breaking and setting new records!

>Kravitz said in his book that George's bitchy drama is made up by him to screw with other drivers
Wew lad

>>151407485
i knew

>>151407484
>breaking
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, anon. First, he needs to equal that record this weekend. Only from then on out we can expect some breaking and raising.

>>151407409
The reality is the Red Bull is most likely the most difficult car on the grid to drive, but that doesn't automatically make it impossible to get results from. As we know they lean extremely heavily on Max at the expense of the second seat, but it enables him to extract the most from the car, and importantly to now challenge for wins. Nobody is put next to Max and expected to match or beat him, they just want whoever to be in the vicinity and pick up points mainly if something happens to him. Checo's undoing were his retirements and wildly inconsistent results.

I'm not saying they need to remain constantly shuffling the seat, I'm saying that we've seen Lawson in the main team and he was dead fucking last in both outings and Yuki isn't much of an improvement despite all the time he's had. It's about striking a balance. They are never going to find another Max, but they should be able to get someone alongside who can pick up a podium or be very close if Max is winning races.

edd

argentinians killed liam payne

>>151407152
Verstappen was faster than Ricciardo in 2017 on both race pace and qualifying pace and beat him in qualifying h2h

>>151407476
Weird how the other drivers on that chart didn't need 5 years.

>George and Chuck too far back
>Max has one mid race and hes out
>PS3 has been mid for a while anf it loseing a lot of ground
The fucking broccoli haired cunt is actually going to do it...

>>151407476
heh... my boy LHamz... just needs more time..

>>151407597
You're referring to the expert bottler. Norizz isn't going to do shit, he will fumble an open goal.

>>151407578
Well, most of them didn't even need 5 races.
But Sir Lewis is truly special.

>>151407476
Horner is going to sack him for PS3 put Twinkman in as a submissive number 2

>>151407409
>because he was fighting for fucking P7 while Max was gapping the field out front.
Yeah, people have a very rose-tinted view of how Checo was doing towards the end of 2024.

>>151407547
>Yuki isn't much of an improvement despite all the time he's had.
That's literally my point, what the hell do you mean "all the time he's had"? You're the first to admit their car is hard to drive and that the last FOUR candidates have all failed yet only 1 of them has been given more than 1 full season to actually get to grips with it and it was the South American pensioner.
>>151407564
I know, I'm just saying it wasn't the sort of thrashing Max has given to other teammates.
>>151407659
I was specifically referring to 2023 with that one since the car was dominant for most of the season, vs 2024 where it was only arguably fastest for maybe ~50% of the rounds.
Goddamn was 2024 ever embarrassing for him. Fucking Cadillac bringing back 2 shitters so they can putter around as backmarkers.

>>151407746
>Fucking Cadillac bringing back 2 shitters so they can putter around as backmarkers.
That was the best they could realistically hope for, anon. Their car will be crap, so why should their drivers be any better?

'murica next

>>151407746
>what the hell do you mean "all the time he's had"
16 races (so far) are not nothing. He was also in the sister team for 4 fucking seasons, and you're arguing with me over Lawson despite him having actually been fielded in the main team and not proving anything noteworthy. At least Yuki was beating his teammates, that is quite literally the absolute minimum expectation that Liam is failing to do. There are entirely new regs next year and the car will be completely different. This is a sink or swim business and so it would be better to see unproven talent in a junior team with Hadjar being promoted.

>>151407853
>Hadjar being promoted.
Wow, anon. You must really hate poor Hadjar.

>>151407877
If they podium, throw them in. I don't make the rules.

>>151407853
>16 races (so far) are not nothing.
And you're pretending like they've all been P20-terrible rather than sub-par considering the car is no longer dominant.
Every driver they promote is stuck between a rock and a hard place, the car is hard to drive so to get good results you need to take risks yet taking risks often results in a crash which is the worst possible outcome now with the cost cap.
>and you're arguing with me over Lawson despite him having actually been fielded in the main team and not proving anything noteworthy.
I'm arguing over all their drivers, Lawson is just the other noteworthy party in this case since he did well at AT, got himself promoted, flopped like a bad film, then went back to AT and immediately started performing well again (consistently better than his RBR results) all within a stable period in this reg cycle.
>This is a sink or swim business and so it would be better to see unproven talent in a junior team with Hadjar being promoted.
That was the entire fucking logic behind promoting Lawson this year and look how well that turned out.
Seriously, assume they promote Hadjar and he flops too, would you THEN fucking admit just continuing to cycle them out is not the solution?

2025-2030 Max Verstappen
2031-2033 Charles Leclerc
2034-2040 Andrea Antonelli
2041-2048 Penelope Piquet
2049-2060 (son of) Max verstappen

>>151407476
Poor Ham, he'll have to settle for having the most podiums in F1 history :(

>>151407962
what happened to robin raikkonen

>>151407940
>And you're pretending like they've all been P20-terrible rather than sub-par considering the car is no longer dominant.
Max is winning races.
>I'm arguing over all their drivers, Lawson is just the other noteworthy party
And he is losing to Hadjar.
>That was the entire fucking logic behind promoting Lawson this year and look how well that turned out.
Yes, it was a braindead decision because it should have been Yuki in the first place. I don't agree with all the decisions they make.
>Seriously, assume they promote Hadjar and he flops too, would you THEN fucking admit just continuing to cycle them out is not the solution?
It depends entirely on how Max performs.

>>151407974
Not worth much when he doesn't even manage a single one in the first non-dominant car he's in, is it?

>>151407294 (OP)
>Buc-ees
MORE LIKE FUGG-EES :DDDDDDDDD

>>151407550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc

>>151407962
>2025-2030 Max Verstappen
>2031-2033 Charles Leclerc
>2034-2040 Andrea Antonelli
I can actually see Max being fed up and retiring next year, Lekek being fed up and killing himself and Antonelli never win anything at all (possibly at Ferrari).

>>151407974
For how long? I know a guy who might claim that one.

>>151407985
>Max is winning races.
As he was during the merc dominance years
>And he is losing to Hadjar.
By 9 points after a meme podium
>It depends entirely on how Max performs.
Not really, they can still be a flop in P20 even if Max is P19.

>>151408033
>I know a guy who might claim that one.
Yeah, me too.

>>151407885
reminder that Yugi was running p4 in Australia with VCARB until they copied Ferrari's strategy and left him with dry tires on a wet track so he dropped back

>>151407962
2026 Will be George Russell and you missed some years of Lance Stroll too.

>>151408043
>Not really, they can still be a flop in P20 even if Max is P19.
Which demonstrates that the car isn't capable of achieving better, which is not a driver flop. If it's that abysmal then Hadjar could be retiring every single session including practice and still justify his seat.

>>151407999
He hasn't had a dominant car for years now.

>>151408029
Kimi Antonelli is the next GOAT.

>>151408082
>He hasn't had a dominant car for years now.
Just because it's not as dominant as 2014 - 2020, that doesn't mean it's not dominant. Hamilton's just trash, mate.

>>151408092
Why does he have 7 world championships then?

>>151408105
Did you read my last post?

oh I forgot

I love Abu Dhabi 2021

>>151408105
Right place, right time. He also lost to Rosberg.

>>151408118
>He also lost to Rosberg.
As well as a number of other colleagues.

>>151408138
Yeah, but to be fair, Mercedes and FIA really tried everything in their power to make him win that one in particular.
Plus, he made himself look like a complete arsehat and a fraud with his unnecessarily slow, unsporting and dangerous bullshittery.

>>151407476
what causes this mental illness

>max about going for the championship:
>“there’s no other goal, right? [than to gain points on the mclaren drivers].”
>“we’re going to try, yes. if you're already saying “never mind” then i might as well not drive at all. we’re atleast going to try. we’ll see.”

Where I go is when I feel I'm able
How I fight is why I'm feelin' sore
In my mind, not forgotten
Feel as though a tooth were rotten
Behind the smile, a tongue that's slippin'
Buzzards cry when flesh is rippin'

See the cycle I've waited for
It ain't like that anymore

Yeah!

>>151408118
Didn't lose to him on track.

>>151408161
That picture really triggers your fangirl sensitivites, doesn't it?

>>151408169
>nah, it's over
>nah, we're so back

Just like us

>>151408161
Shitting on sir hamilwog is the ultimate pastime, not an illness

>>151408092
>that doesn't mean it's not dominant
Car with 0 wins on a Sunday is dominant? Tell me more.
>Hamilton's just trash, mate.
He has scored Ferrari's one and only race win of 2025.

>>151408203
>He has scored Ferrari's one and only race win of 2025.
Sprints are not a race win

Reminder to everyone to ignore the VPN-fagging "Finn".

>>151408214
Sprints are a race win.

>>151408225
False

>>151408161
It's history in the making, and you're surprised people are talking about it?

Wait. Those McLaren driver pics were AI?!
Wtf?!

>>151408158
How is driving slow dangerous when that's what half the grid did in Monaco this year?

>>151408225
Max managed to win a full race in a Ferrari. Just saying.

how over is it? question

>>151408161
Racism.

Jensen butthole

>>151408235
Sprints are a race win.

>>151408225
>>151408215

>>151408260
The answer depends on what or who you support. As an example:

>Ferrari
It's never not over.
>Red Bull
Might be over.
>Charles Leclerc
Suffering.
>Franco Colapinto
On the table.

>>151408251
>How is driving slow dangerous
Ask FIA:

>F1 Sporting regulations (2025, Issue 7)
>33.4 At no time may a car be driven unnecessarily slowly, erratically or in a manner which could be deemed potentially dangerous to other drivers or any other person.

>>151408025
>>151408170

What does he even do?

>>151408215
He's actually not Finn but Laotian.

>>151408324
>zoomer asians

Ferrari WILL mog M*rcedes and (you) CANNOT do ANYTHING about it.

>>151408324
https://youtu.be/j6Q6UWhtKqk?t=79

>>151408324
YUKI, Place ! back to your place ! or I shock you

Reminder

>>151408293
He wasn't driving erratically though, if he was going slow just overtake him.

>>151408376
yukiMaxLevel

>>151408369
I miss the old days when car manufactures would drop dumbfuck-fast engines into ordinary sleeper vehicles and officially sell them that way. Now it's the norm and I hate it. Take me back to the 20th century when this was a new concept.

>>151408417
>He wasn't driving erratically though
He was definitely driving in a way that pretty much all drivers found erratic enough to call him out for it.
>just overtake him.
Giving him a chance to take you out and, as usual, not getting penalized for it? Would you actually be stupid enough to try that, anon?

>>151408376
I hate this roach bastard.

>>151408451
sleepers existed since the creation of race cars mate, it was never a "new concept".

Burger GP Next

United States of the American Republic (formerly Democratic) Next

All I've seen is people saying Lando is gay. I've seen zero evidence of this. Just suppose he is gay for a second, would he be a top or bottom

>>151408503
Name me some factory sleepers from the 1950's.
>>151408539
All bottom

>>151408517
Burgerfats would never drive a Mercedes G-wagon modified pickup truck. They would buy Murican like a Ford Raptor or Dodge Ram Trx or whatever Chevy has it's called.

Also Amerishart next

America next

>>151408566
turn off your vpn nigel or leave my country. your not american enough

America next

>>151408581
Pedro de la rosa

Target market: Penelope and Lily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ID9ffDsb8

>>151408594
Youre right... Here's my American impression.

>YOOOOO LOOK AT MUH TRUCK!!!!
>Big, manly, muscley, high t, big dick men drive trucks
>I get so much puss because I drive a 2018 Ford f250 deseil
>Fags drive chevys
>All fags quiver in fear when they see me roaring down the street in my deisil Ferd truck
>NO. FORD F250 KING RANCH EDITION, >POWERSTOKE DEISIL
>6 INCH LIFT
>35 INCH TIRES
>EXTENDED EXAUST
>IT ROARS LIKE A LION
>When I rev my truck all fags, pussys, cucks, libshits, nu males, trannies, etc run for fear
>I park like a douche
>but I don't care
>If someone hassles me about my parking, I pull out my "nigger be good" stick (wood ax handle) and threaten them.
>I use at least 2 parking spots
>Trust me, if you saw me waving my "nigger be good" you'd run in fear
>hol up *consumes a big mac and a whopper in one bite*
>AYYY OOO HOL UP
>*fucks sister*
>like i was sayinf my truck is the real deal

America Next

>>151408460
It's always easy to detect vermin. You could tell Hasan was an egomaniac when he was hanging around with Destiny. Pirate Software gave off cunt vibes even during charity streams when he was widely liked. QTCinderella is another slut that needs cancelling for how much of a narcissist she is. (F1 related as streamers sometimes attend races)

>>151408638
this post was made by this box

>>151408638
>no mention of truck nuts or interracial sex
Fake

US AIDS is back on the menu, Colapintoland is getting $40 billion

>>151408530
>Colt
Sovl. Even though Beretta's outperform them.

time to set the alarm for 6am
we all love american races don't we folks

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/norris-mclaren-fair-to-hold-me-accountable-for-singapore-gp-piastri-clash/10768080/

well well well, damage control is in full effect despite "if you fault me then you shouldn't be in F1"

KWAB

>>151408766
shant be reading that

>>151407294 (OP)
>George Russell opens up about his childhood “anger and anxiety”
It must have been tough having his hired help fumble the tea by a few degrees.

>>151408777
>McLaren changed its opinion on Lando Norris' Singapore GP clash with Oscar Piastri after an internal review
lazy ass

>>151408777
I read it for you. It basically says Land Norris is a talent less homosexual. Hadley news.

>>151408765
no
i love beer though

>>151408766
>Lando Norris says that there will be repercussions for his first-lap contact with Formula 1 championship leader Oscar Piastri at the Singapore Grand Prix, as he accepted accountability for the incident between the two McLaren drivers.
Let me guess: Next time Piastri has to let Norris pass, the later has to say "Pretty please!"?

>>151407310
the humble paragon does not seek to suck on sydney sweeneys big titties but will aquiesse if it serves the greater good

>>151408846
It's probably meaningless posturing to satisfy Oscar and discourage him from retaliating.

>>151408766
>"if you fault me then you shouldn't be in F1"
That was such a weird thing to say while his own teammate was blaming him for it.

>>151408814 thanks for taking one for the team on this particular occassion lad
>>151408793 be nice uWu

oscar piastri literally eats shit

>>151408859
more likely norizz saw that people didn't like him online and then backpedaled
Like the twentieth time this year he's done this

It's hard to side with McLaren or Norris when it's plain to see that Piastri is a big dumb gentle retard autist being walked all over by sociopaths

>>151407294 (OP)
>Mick Schumacher ‘better than three current F1 drivers’ - Ralf Schumacher
I wish he'd get a drive without dtsman bullying him so we can stop hearing about him
he's mid

>>151408882
But it's his girlfriend's so that's OK

>>151408882
I thought her last name was Zneimer

>>151408892
>more likely norizz saw that people didn't like him online and then backpedaled
I mean Lando looks dejected in the interview and it cuts to Oscar who is grinning and laughing when asking about 'repercussions' for the goblin. I still think this is just posturing and nothing will happen.

>>151408090
shouldn't you be in austin, torger?

>>151408945
>I still think this is just posturing and nothing will happen.
wise words

Are pozfags really still denying that poorez was the best medshitter? I thought the events this past year would have put that "debate" to rest

>>151408978
But I am.

>>151409006
Liam and Yuki do not redeem Perez of anything. Even if you double and combine their races they would still have less experience than the Mexican shitter.

>>151409282
is the star emoji there for censorship?

>>151409309
leo is castrated tho

>>151409319
they left the cock tho?

>>151409233
yuki took a shit on ricciardo, bro

>>151408766
>>151408892
the only based thing that Norris has done the whole year and now he and mcfaggot are backpedaling
fuck off

>>151409382
Retardo is pure shit but 32 podiums vs 0 podiums. You can trivialise most of the grid with this h2h logic. Narb took a shit on hamilwog, bro.

>>151409517
Norris really should just go full dickhead and stop trying to be likable
The F1 media will side with him no matter what because he's British and everyone else already doesn't like him anyway

>>151409543
Norris wants to be loved, he will never take on a persona that will attract hate (despite the fact it's happening anyway).

>>151409543
he doesnt have the stones
he wants to be loved by everyone, if he ends up like max he might take the ol shotgun retirement plan

>>151408765
he looks like the xbox 1 guy
sad that the console wars are over

>>151409529
kwabmilton and ruslel were evenly matched and we're seeing the evidence of it now with ruslel losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team

>>151409602
I both love and absolutely despise the way you post.

I feel like the VCARB seat for next year is going to be decided by which of these two is willing to accept the biggest pay cut
Unless a new Japanese sponsor is willing to pay for Yuki's seat now that honda has dropped him

For me it's Scuderia Ferrari.

>>151409681
At most Yuki will be a reserve driver for AM. He's already started making plans for when he's out of a seat.

>>151408958
NO ESCAPE
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quick post the kiss kimi its on topic

>>151409718
From what?

>>151409681
>>151409710
yugi is more marketable so probably he takes it, even if he had a shittier season so far

>>151409282
this just calls more attention to your dogs dick and feels weird

>>151409742
PS3

Alaia
Naila
Rosberg

>>151409682
Surely you mean Scuderia Ferrari | HP

for me it's sexo with Sophia

shit team, full of twink fags, not allowed to race, but will win both wcc and wdc

TRVKE: Yuki would be at 60 - 70 points, fighting with Albon for best of the rest with VCARB

f1 could never

live footage of me driving home today

>irvine
>msc
>gimi
>alonso
>vettee
>lecrek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoR-NDctIqU

>>151410234
Medshitters always do this. He's been driving dirty as shit and acting badass all season but if someone touches him then all of a sudden he's a victim and there's a big conspiracy against him. Senna was like that too.

ICE got Yuki
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Free Practice 1 in: 17 hours, 8 minutes, 44 seconds

>>151409583
>he looks like the xbox 1 guy
Phil Spencer?
>sad that the console wars are over
They aren't really, we've just regressed to Snoy V Nitendies like the old days.
Pathetic to watch it happen though, MS have spent literally 15 years repeatedly fucking up at this point.

>>151410647
internal combustion engine?

>race is finally at a reasonable time
>tfw I’ll be at work and miss it

>>151410965
>working on the weekend
https://youtu.be/VHeCY4k1Ymo

>>151408765
who's the geezer next to Brian Cocks?

your cheese stinks orange posters
good but stanky

>>151407294 (OP)
Cool concept, but they dont even bother to fix the obvious AI mistakes. They waste their $20000 NVIDIA Workstation GPU for this ?????

>>151411764
They can only use their Nvidiot workstation on the car for so long because of the CFD limitations.
Die indog die.

the only thing I actually like about mcdonald’s is their pancakes (hotcakes), because nowhere else in the country makes them like the burgers do.
related because >america next

>>151410840
I am so excited!

>>151411977
edd-esque

>>151410840
>Free Practice 1
>1
but it's the only free practice

volumes

>>151412167
Why does reverse image search doesn't work with this? This has to be Spa 95, right?

>>151412448
screencap from germananon's stream
>This has to be Spa 95
indeed

>>151412167
Damon would've won '94

America next

yuki needs more time

about 1.5 years to be precise after which alonso retires and he will go and get utterly gaped by stroll

chicken fried

slopcar

>>151412054
So much for land of the free (practice) eh?

sexo

I look like this and say this

>All the good tracks already passed
>Only shit tracks left

unelectrocuted dogs at the fan zone for you yeehaw faggots

>Australian racer Joey Mawson has been identified as the man accused of raping a nurse at Michael Schumacher’s house.
>The prosecution alleges Mawson, 29, raped the unconscious woman twice after a cocktail party at the mansion in Gland, Switzerland, in 2019, The Sun reports.
>Mawson denies the charge, claiming their relationship was close and consensual – and that they had previously shared a kiss at a Geneva nightclub.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-one/australian-driver-denies-allegation-of-raping-nurse-at-michael-schumachers-mansion/news-story/e6284b8c0b11d15b6e86adc59558a6fc

Grands Prix for this feel? Can you still consider yourself an F1 hopeful if you've served a rape charge?

>>151413752
COTA, Sao Paulo and Vegas are great.

>>151414035
>raped the unconscious woman twice after a cocktail party
>staff taking drinks

pic unrelated i just need it to have a time based filename

>>151414035
>Can you still consider yourself an F1 hopeful if you've served a rape charge?
Didn't rawson get roiped in DTM before joining F1?

My girlfriend’s nutsack

https://youtu.be/_lXoHowVvEk

do you think f1 drivers are haunted by the pain of what was and what could have been?

a bull being (...) by chuck

no comment
just no comment

>>151414185
F1 related because Radeon sounds Radillon

>>151408662
I know Terroriser from the Vanoss crew goes to races when he can.

williams is entertaining a child.
no.

>>151414845
upvote + gold award for sir lewis

>>151414185
SPH(Small Form Factor) CHAD!!!!!!!

wrong clip heres the lead

>>151415451
What does he eat?

>>151415631
...

>>151415141
I prefer a bit bigger. done a few SFF along the years but those were pain to work with. honestly for average joe matx is the sweet point for performance/price ratio, which is also the most cucked place to be.

>>151407294 (OP)
I'm thinking gimi

Dubs for a Ham podium

>>151416546
Hamilton will win
[spoiler]The sprint[/spoiler]

digits and lewis DNF's then an heros

>>151416565
I’ll take that if you don’t mind

>>151414035
>Neither of the other two medics who were there that evening say they saw or heard anything, and the nurse herself woke up with no memory of the night’s events.

>It is understood that the nurse decided against pursuing criminal charges or informing the Schumacher family until 2022, when she was reportedly fired from the medical team.

Sounds like bullshit to me.

they should do the drivers parade on horseback

>>151416743
>Sounds like bullshit to me.
Pretty sure it was literally someone else from their medical team that tried to extort them the first time only it was 2 males and I think one was an immigrant.

>>151416546
I'm jealous of sorcerers and their ability to convince people that dressing like a retard counts as "fashion". I want to have mind control magic as well.

>>151417113
That outfit doesn't even seem especially strange, the colours are a bit off but it's just a hoodie and cargo pants.

>>151417113
It’s a nice fit, tho. I mean, I wouldn’t dress like that if I were rich but yeah

Norizz has been spotted downtown Austin, lingering near Oilcan Harry's. Who's the McLel reserve driver again?

>>151417357
I think I know where he was actually hanging out.

>>151417550
By which I mean he was "pub" crawling.

>>151416778
It was indeed a Brown person.
Maybe demons are trying to take over Michael Schumacher's body since it no longer has a soul.
But his racing blood is too strong so the demons are infecting people around him

>>151417550
>Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, Lando club's 2 blocks down

The current situational conflict presently happening within the McLaren Formula 1 racing team would now have transpired, manifested, nor came to be if the key managerial component of said Formula 1 racing team was Mr Ron Dennis.

>>151417676
Personally I find it rebarbative that the situational conflict presently happening within the McLaren Formula 1 racing team has even been allowed to transpire in such a manner to begin with, it speaks poorly of the leadership of Zakary Challen Brown.

I'm in Austin now... Why are there so many fucking Teslas here? Like it's this same fucking car over and over again with different colours everytime.

>>151417717
Don't they have a Tesla and SpaceX facility in Austin?

>>151417694
Whilst it is not realistically possible to present an argumentative case against the results achieved by Mr Brown during the current sporting season from a constructor's point of view, the very fact that the driver of a rival team, notably one Max Verstappen of Red Bull Racing, is still being considered a possible candidate for the recipient of the driver's trophy indeed highlights the issues brought upon the team by the management (or rather mismanagement) of the drivers employed by him.

>>151417717
elon owns texas

>>151417676
>>151417694
>>151417737
shut the fuck up you clankers

gimi

gimi

>>151417744
>clankers
completely missed the joke you solar-powered s(o)ybot

>>151417717
Three reasons, the Tesla Texas Gigafactory is located there so perhaps employees are driving them around. They're the Crown Vics of Austin aka being used in Uber and Lyft fleets in the city center. And the city is the tech hub in the state so a lot of yuppies and semi-wealthy nerds are driving them (and that god awful horrendous Cybertruck as well).

>>151417717
This is the distance from cota to one of the factories where they make Tesla vehicles.

>>151417777
gimi

>>151417739
wish he owned South Africa and accidently puts it through another apartheid

>>151417777
winner

Nailed it

>>151417777
Nice self (you) quad get.
Have a picture of my wife's tummy.

finna rain in the middle eastern deserts and norris will dominate

>>151408105
>Why does he have 7 world championships then?
Isn't it obvious? black lives matter!

>>151417790
Looks squishy
I wonder if any F1 drivers are architects

>>151408324
I have no idea why he has a seat.

>>151417848
honda (formerly)

>>151408539
Brown tears that bussy up!

>>151408765
west aussie here. Fuck you!

>>151417884
i wish i was neet bros
what are these fucking times
fuck texas

>>151417813
Fuck off Yankee, it's for the Canuck.

>>151407294 (OP)
AI is crazy.

>3pm race time
I hate it

>>151408846
It means he has to spend every weekend with big daddy Nash and the 92 crew

>>151412167
why doesn't he get elons brain chip? what's the worst that could happen..

>>151417993
>Michael Schumacher presents: the Tesla-Schumacher racing championship
A fate worse than death

>>151414035
>Australian racer Joey Mawson
> is an Australian racing driver of Peruvian descent.
.

Hi guys, I'm Canadian.

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

>>151415631
Yes.

>>151418110
Amerifartinsharts disgust me. Stop moving to Montana, faggots.

>>151418110
Why do Aston Martin drivers hate their job so much?

like williams, i've stopped caring about the rest of the 2025 season

>>151414035
Norizz is a massive sex pest acording to a lot of models

>>151418110
That's not a shart, it's leakage as his booty hole is quite blown out.

>>151418132
You would too if you were put with two fetuses.

>>151417777
gimi

George wdc 2026

>title fight is between a closeted faggot from a wealthy posh family and a total sociopath with hebephilic tendencies

I miss Maiggol vs. Miga battles

Gymi

>>151418332
Ummmm, max is winning sweetie

ALBA


(F1 Academy racing driver Alba Hurup Larsen whose next race will be during the FORMULA 1 HEINEKEN LAS VEGAS GRAND PRIX weekend)

>>151418421
gut gefallen

>>151418332
>Max named his daughter after Oscar's gf

>>151418359
Kek willing

>>151418444
Checked.
It is willed.

>>151418444
>>151418488
DOUBLE CHECKED

>>151418332
>and a total sociopath with hebephilic tendencies
There's no evidence of this
>>151418444
>>151418488
checked

>>151418444
>>151418488
>>151418499

>>151418444
I don't think Max can use lightning magic, anon

>>151418518
He's evil
So Red Lightning magic

>>151418110
swiss anon needs to anal-yze this asap

>>151418444
>>151418488
>>151418499
Kek has spoken. Max wdc number five (in a row) confirmed.

>>151418317
george is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

>>151418518
He can if he says the word out loud

Honestly, when you keep in mind that everything other than the engine doesn't do shit, that Norris took a shit on Ricciardo who was evenly matched with Max and that ruslel and kwabmilton were more or less evenly matched, this season makes a whole lot of sense. Ruslel is nowhere near the title race and Norris is light years ahead with Max in the middle, albeit closer to Norris than he is to ruslel. And of course kwabmilton is now stuck in the midfield without his mercedes engine and getting shit on by Lecuck. If you had been paying attention, this is exactly what you should have expected.

gimi

Max rams his (big car) into Landos (big ass)

>>151418421
that's a pretty boy

>>151418617
I've seen videos of this general event a million bajillion times, and just noticed that they shoddily zip tied the gopros on.
It's made out of fucking Lego. Surely there was a better option.

>>151418617
lego halo saved him

>>151418727
>cheap
>effective
>quick and easy to attach
>same color
sounds like a great solution to me to be Frank Williams

>>151417790
WOULD

>>151418727
They vibrated like hell so a normal mount (assuming a lego->go-pro mount even exists) would probably just get shaken loose.
I guess maybe they could have built them physically into the structure but then that reduces flexibility if they decide to change shots shortly before the start.

>>151418755
meant for >>151418751

>>151418763
grim

/tv/ idea: film the race instead of people in the stands + wags

>>151418801
That would never work. How would you keep anyones attention? It would go bankrupt in a season or two.

>>151418801
Edd Straw the race?

>>151418826
>edd shaking no.mp4

edd straw and david croft in the same commentary box

>>151418836
impossible

>>151418843
they'd have to leave the door open though. imagine the smells wafting out with those two locked in there for 2-3 hours at a time

>>151418836
Did you mean commentary warehouse?

and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

to mark the occasion of the US GP, I will be gooning to a selection of the greatest american female adult actresses the entire weekend

>>151418896
you need Jesus

The championship is still mathematically possible. The Ferrari comeback is real.

>>151418896
are you ever not gooning to something

>>151418896
thoughts on this? >>151418110

>>151418110
@grok is this real

>>151418896
>the greatest
As in "the fattest" (Edd) or as in "the most overhyped" (Sir Lewis)?

>>151407698
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151418110
that's a shadow, not a stain
notice the similar-coloured shadows below his hands

>>151418896
Will they be solo performances?
>>151418930
>notice the similar-coloured shadows below his hands
Just the result of it dripping off him onto the couch

>>151418905
was jesus a gooner?
>>151418907
never
>>151418914
anal prolapse-induced leakage brought about by repeated, aggressive gaping
>>151418921
most overhyped
>>151418940
no, they will be ensemble performances

to lessen the pain of when the aussie f1 curse fucks piastri over

he will suck cock on camera in 2-3 years

>>151418964
Max was @ 50 iirc before Baku
bonkers shit

half being degens will bet on him now, the other half being the bookies seeing him have an actual chance

his pre odds for each race are pretty much dead evens now against the mclels too

>>151418980
Don't talk about He like that!

>>151418959
>no, they will be ensemble performances
Tell me about the cast.
>>151418980
Why even bother posting this when we know you already have an edit ready?

>>151410181
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151418980
why?

>>151418980
bullshit he's a chaste virgin and will remain so until marriage

i think ollie's sharting incident will give him an advantage this weekend since he's in the US

>>151411977
Is this a Dan Schneider kino webm?

>>151419086
>no feets
it is not

>>151419086
No idea who this Schneider guy is, but "Sabrina" was produced by Melissa Joan Hart's own mother.
F1-related because F1 also is filled with nepotism.

>>151418685
>t. Paki who loves pretty boys

Alex will win the wdc next year when will acedentally make the best car

What if Albon faked his death? I haven't thought further but it seems like an idea worth discussing.

>>151419106
fire of my loins

>>151419112
> acedentally
u ok sempai?

>>151419122
>What if Albon faked his death?
If he did, he did a pretty poor job. Because no one thinks he's dead.

>>151419129
I think he meant "antecedently"?

>>151419086
No, he worked for Nickelodeon

Ollie!! feet edition

I demand we reinstate the JAVanon.

>>151419154
imagine being the man who takes his virginity..

>>151419188
Fucking Pirelli.

>>151419188
we are checking

looks like Antonelli has his driving ability from his father: https://dubz.co/c/97d228

>>151419154
has anyone seen a non gay pic of him?

> again FIA-sanctions for FraudStappen during COTA

FIA, just have the ball and kick FraudStappen out of F1.
FraudStappen has nothing but damage to the sport.
FraudStappen stole wins and WDCs from genuine drivers.
FraudStappen stole a kids and wife from another driver.

I HATE KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN!

>>151419221
gay twinks tend to look gay in photographs

>>151418444
>>151418488
oh yeah it's on

>>151419245
Thumbnail looked like Daft Punk tearing it up on the decks

Shrimple as

>>151419236
Verfrauden btfo!

>>151418444
>>151418488
MOO

>>151419262
RB/Ford has a job NOT to fuck this up

>>151419282
LECLERC TO LAMBORGHINI CONFIRMED!?!?

can you feel it
russell 2026 wdc

Gentlemen, it's gimi's birthday. Post gimis.

racist

>>151419345
>I wish I knew how to quit you

>>151419345
he tops bearman after toto tops him after suzie pegs toto

>>151419287
I want to believe.

>>151419395
>FORD
>DROF
Did they spell it out in reverse for the French, like NATO-OTAN did?

>>151419408
it's upside-down

HBD Charles. Also gimi.

>>151419451
Zhou looking sexy

gimi

gimi

>>151419434
For the Australians then?

>>151419287
They wil be midfield at best next year, maybe more potential from 27 onwards to achieve podiums

>>151419547
We have Holdens

Fun sized Yuki

Dix
Rt
Ogain
Fony

>>151419558
Okay, big guy. Now try the same with Edd.

gimi

>>151419512
gimi borealis? at this time of year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-Oq8iYtVA

rally gimi

How many men could a Bearman bear if a Bearman could bear men?

>spoiler : he can

>>151419604
>How many men could a Bearman bear if a Bearman could bear men?
A Bearman could chuck no number of men since a Bearman can't bear men.

>>151419537
He has pussy magnets (two pins on his right)

I wish Lando Norris got more hate

REMINDER to put your Fantasy predictions in earlier for it locks tonight

>>151419604
Ollie pregnant?

when f pee wan?

>>151419746
Here saar

Why doesn't a rich, tall, high-status young lad like Ollie Bearman have a girlfriend

>>151419798
You just know... [spoiler]He's just a young lad focusing on his career[/spoiler]

>>151419798
they bullied him on twitter so hard that the hass admin got him an unidentified beard

MIGG :D

>>151419558
yjk

>>151419855
>Tsunoda
Fair
>Lawson
Didn't he get P6 last race?
>Cola
Shitbox also he's been on par with Pierre these last races

>>151419855
Man needs to shut up and take more cock

Can't imagine going back to 2017 and telling everyone that McLaren will win championships before Ferrari.

From literally rock BOTTOM right to the very top. Crazy stuff. I honestly thought they were gonna become the next Williams

>>151419855
He had his shot and he's no michael schumacher, just admit it. Humility is a virtue.

>>151419855
>Ralf's opinion

>>151419951
I mean, he certainly knows about gay men. Like Tsunoda, Lawson, Colapinto.

>>151419855
i think getting anally piped too many times has made ralf lose many brain cells

>>151419961
forgot lando

>>151419494
why 1? there is only 1, isnt it redundant?

Gimi

Why are Germans so gay? My boyfriend is German.

>>151419961
>>151419976
forgot lewis

>>151419976
Yeah, he mustn't think that Mick's better than Norris. Or Hamilton, for that matter. He really has a low opinion of his nephew.

>>151420011
>Why are Germans so gay?
Trying to keep up with the French.

>>151419855
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>151419855
truth nuke

>>151419890
>give a jew some money
>give him more if he delivers
>he delivers
huh

zakarias marrón isnt jewish, or at least we dont have confirmation

America today

America today

>>151417790
Need a chubby American wife ASAP

>OFFICIAL: Apple has agreed a five-year deal with F1, becoming the new broadcast partner of the sport in the United States
Americucks will have to suffer without F1 TV soon, get your VPNs ready anons :-)

>>151417790
YUMMY TUMMY

>>151407476
I think we should add a counter to the threads going forward. If he doesnt secure a podium this race, he stands alone at 20.

Gimi

>>151418755
(2022 Remaster)

>>151420110
>If he doesnt secure a podium this race, he stands alone at 20.
That's next race (Mexico). This race is #19, so he still needs to equal Pironi's record.

>Marlboros
>KitKat
>cat sitting right next to me
kino evening
/f1/ related because McLel-Marlboro

>>151420133
and Ferrari-Marlboro

>>151419961
franco is a very masculine male don't slander okk?

>>151420119
average woman in america

>>151420148
man I hope so

>>151420094
so.. it will be skyf1 rebroadcast again?

>>151420214
It looks like burgers are getting a better deal that allows them to still use F1 TV and pay less. Bongs again get the short end of the stick for what ever reason when it comes to restrictions and we are expected to pay way more.

>c1 compound
>guaranteed 1-stop slurper

>>151420094
looks like most of us won't be watching f1 anymore :(

>>151420268
You get a better deal as long as you don't mind giving money to tim apple

good morning

>BREAKING: Mohammed Ben Sulayem will remain as FIA president after candidate Tim Mayer officially withdraws from the race due to an obscure election rule

>The regulation in question requires any candidate to submit the names of six prospective vice-presidents from each of the FIA’s global regions.

>Bernie Ecclestone's wife, Fabiana, is currently the only representative for South America and has already declared her support for MBS.

>>151419855
DELVSION NVKE

>>151420119
Jonah Hill's funniest role yet!

>>151419855
>the guy who got shit on by Magnussen wouldn't look like an amateur next to Amx
gay opinion

>>151420314
They're step brothers, it might awaken some skills buried deep down

>>151420298
This seems like a bullshit rule.

It's the THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE

>>151420298
>representative for South America
WTF cares about South American representation in FIA? Why should anyone other than central and southern Europe, and maybe Japan, be represented at all?

>>151420358
Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18, I know too much

>>151420314
B..but Steiner hated him

>>151420366
because bernie's wife has to have a 'job', incel

>>151419855
Miggers, there's still hope

>>151420401
nah, there is no hope,
the moment he left Haas (Ferrari) it was over

>>151420387
>because bernie's wife has to have a 'job'
She really doesn't. Bernie's rich enough for both of them.

edd straw @therace

>>151420430
it's not even about money
they can manipulate votes using her position in fia

>>151420455
Bernie's rich enough to buy votes as well.

>>151420457
Whaaat? No! That doesn't happen!

>>151420457
well, he has one less to buy

>>151420401
If even the best Indy drivers can't get into F1, Mick doesn't stand a chance at making the jump.

>With nearly 300 million iPhone users in the USA, it is not hard to see what possibilities there are if Apple can push F1 on its products.

What's with americans and overpriced shit?

>>151420484
>What's with americans and overpriced shit?
Exploitation. Turbo-capitalism. Violence.
That's their culture, anon. You need to respect that.

On a related note, weekend theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>Norizz actually acts like a man for onece in his life
>gets made to say sowwry to Oscar and Humiliated in the media.

>>151418110
>was I a dork back in the day?

>>151420484
freedom ain't free, chud

>>151420119
America next

>>151420366
What about Antartica?

>>151420500
>acts like a man
Not being able to make contact isn't exactly manly, anon. It's more like you'd expect a teenage girl to drive.

>>151420483
RLL the team he tested for paid his test, they are lusting after him and hin sponsorship money, its up to mick and not the team.

>>151420527
>Not being able to make contact
*to overtake without making contact
Fuck this.

>>151420531
Oh I thought you were talking about hope to get back into F1. He's definitely got the Indy seat if he wants it, but RLL aren't very competitive. Hopefully he doesn't get stuck there.

>>151420401
BIG DICK MICK

>>151420491
>whore
pic related

I'm gonna fall asleep before fp1 and the sprint qualy
someone tell me what's going to happen

>>151407294 (OP)
>Mick Schumacher ‘better than three current F1 drivers’ - Ralf Schumacher
He's right, he'd definitely be top 17 on the grid if he was still there.

>>151420603
>>151420603

>>151420568
i think that when talking about a single unit is less

How are Mclel going to cope when they get put back in gay baby jail (the midfield) next year?

>>151420587
Colapinto is literally the only one who might be worse. The rest are better. Even then Colapinto is really close to Gasly now. Schumacher couldn't even beat Magnussen

>>151420654
But Jan and Michael were never teammates...