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Anonymous Australia No.151408311 >>151408469 >>151415025 >>151417999 >>151418027 >>151418999
/afl/
Trade wrap up edition
Anonymous Australia No.151408456
Good morning, /afl/!
Anonymous Australia No.151408469 >>151412718
>>151408311 (OP)
So according to the AFL, salary cap fraud and stretching out your arms are worth the same punishment ($40,000 suspended).

If that's the case why don't all teams just cheat like geelong?
Anonymous Australia No.151408486
/afl/ stands firmly against the meddling and corruption the (((player agents))) cause
Anonymous Australia No.151408931 >>151418168
https://youtu.be/IhnQwo0wHEU
gma
Anonymous Australia No.151409251 >>151409757 >>151416616
Anonymous Australia No.151409757 >>151409955
>>151409251
cokefiend sexpest nonce
Anonymous Australia No.151409955
>>151409757
Hes based?
Anonymous Australia No.151409984
fuck up mick you transgender paedophile
Anonymous Australia No.151410738 >>151410762 >>151411613
he's not me retard
applied for nee meds yet mate antimickspergsperg
show me on the doll where i touchΓ©d you
Anonymous Australia No.151410762
>>151410738
>nee
new*
Anonymous Australia No.151411006 >>151411427
Anonymous Australia No.151411427 >>151415312 >>151415342
>>151411006
Ports plan???
Anonymous Australia No.151411613 >>151417210
>>151410738
(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous Australia No.151412718 >>151412868
>>151408469
>salary cap fraud
you are an incorrigible liar
Anonymous Australia No.151412780
dosn hip 2026
Anonymous Australia No.151412807
might go eat some more food despite not being remotely hungry
Anonymous Australia No.151412868
>>151412718
>incorrigible
Thanks anon, that support is going to get me through the rest of my day.
Anonymous Australia No.151413064 >>151413362 >>151414023 >>151415882
Mickhead posts garbage, then claims its not him and insults the anons who call him out.

Mods do us a favour and ban him
Anonymous Australia No.151413163
hes not me retard
Anonymous Australia No.151413211 >>151418823 >>151418853
James bartel looks absolutely horrendous for 40 years old, cunt probably has aids
Anonymous Australia No.151413362
>>151413064
deal with it faggot
sook bitch when did you blow in
Anonymous Australia No.151414023
>>151413064
Kill yourself
Anonymous Australia No.151414408 >>151414430
Corrrrrrrrrrr just seen a sight
Anonymous Australia No.151414430 >>151414835
>>151414408
giss a pic mate
Anonymous Australia No.151414835
>>151414430
They've gone unfortunately
Anonymous Australia No.151414991
been dropping absolute collingwoods list management teams all day
Anonymous Australia No.151415025 >>151415224
>>151408311 (OP)
Does anyone have last year's report card? I'd like to see how their meme rankings compared to the team's actual output
Anonymous Australia No.151415224 >>151415241 >>151415405 >>151417989
>>151415025
Found it
Anonymous Australia No.151415241 >>151415405
>>151415224
yeah these are a crock of shit
fuck the media is gay
Anonymous Australia No.151415312
>>151411427
Take Ah Chee for free in the PSD
Anonymous Australia No.151415342
>>151411427
Plan?
Anonymous Australia No.151415405
>>151415224
>>151415241
I think its pretty accurate with exception of Carltons season
Anonymous Australia No.151415882
>>151413064
pics or it didn't happen champ
Anonymous Australia No.151416054 >>151416086 >>151416162
Challenge: Come up with a team name that is alphabetically later than the current latest team (Western Bulldogs). As soon as a name is provided for a new fictional team, you must one-up the next latest name
Anonymous Australia No.151416086 >>151416197
>>151416054
Wollongong Warriors
Anonymous Australia No.151416162
>>151416054
i'm not doing your job for free dil
Anonymous Australia No.151416197 >>151416949
>>151416086
Yarraville Yowies
Anonymous Australia No.151416616 >>151416788
>>151409251
This cunt is weird looking
Fuck I hate him
Anonymous Australia No.151416788
>>151416616
he's not me retard iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.151416949 >>151416984 >>151417400
>>151416197
Yellow Rock Lobsters
Anonymous Australia No.151416952 >>151417002
business idea: a deodorant that smells like petrol
dumb tradie Australia No.151416961
*bangs hammer*
Anonymous Australia No.151416984 >>151417048
>>151416949
Zillmere Zebras
Anonymous Australia No.151417002
>>151416952
I think the market would be too small.
Anonymous Australia No.151417048 >>151417075
>>151416984
Zumsteins Theresnothingleftdontbother
Anonymous Australia No.151417075
>>151417048
Zuytdorp Zoomers.
What do I win?
Anonymous Australia No.151417077
Anonymous Australia No.151417085
crazy how girls will walk past a full beach cafe in a barely there bikini with their cute little butts on display and think nothing of it but walk in on one getting changed and she's in her underwear and she's mortified. weird
Anonymous Australia No.151417105 >>151417115 >>151417119 >>151417151 >>151417438
Will you watch the AFLW gf?
Anonymous Australia No.151417115
>>151417105
heck yeah
Anonymous Australia No.151417119
>>151417105
no
Anonymous Australia No.151417139 >>151417177 >>151417179 >>151417183
Australia is preparing to accept Palestinian refugees from Gaza.
Anonymous Australia No.151417151
>>151417105
nah already tuning the synapses for a summer of /cric/ posting
Anonymous Australia No.151417177
>>151417139
jk it's just more jeets
Anonymous Australia No.151417179 >>151417245
>>151417139
good i hope all the bleeding heart faggots will take them in and realise what animals they are once the Iranian propoganda wears off
Anonymous Australia No.151417183 >>151417230
>>151417139
Why must we be the world's toilet? I don't want Palestinians genocided but I also don't want them here. Fuck Israel.
Anonymous Australia No.151417210
>>151411613
Based mods have banned mickhead
Anonymous Australia No.151417230
>>151417183
said it here before but we're a perfect beta test country for NWO schemes. (Somewhat) anglo and Western, geographically isolated and surrounded by water generally out of sight out of mind for the rest of the world so they roll out shit here to see how it'll go in the wider world. Nuke Pine Gap and Mt. Zion.

but most of all nuke Port Adelaide. Gonna have a nothing year in 2026 and I guarantee the only thing Carr has learned is how to be a smug cunt like Hinkley with those faggot glasses of his
Anonymous Australia No.151417245
>>151417179
the bleeding hearts faggots dont live anywhere near where they will be housed
Anonymous Australia No.151417250 >>151417269 >>151417326 >>151417472
Anonymous Australia No.151417269 >>151417347
>>151417250
>Single extremely flawed study done by Indians
Legitimately fake and gay horseshit but at least they have headlines, huh?
Anonymous Australia No.151417270 >>151417347
>twitter slop from 4am doomscrolling
grim
Anonymous Australia No.151417326 >>151417347
>>151417250
>GIVE ME A BABY BEFORE YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BABY
lol
lmao even
Anonymous Australia No.151417347 >>151417405
>>151417269
>>151417270
>>151417326
Anonymous Australia No.151417368 >>151417402 >>151417551
>be in high school
>all the pro-refugees and pro-multiculturalism kids lived in the rich, white suburbs of my city
>all the immigrants typically get dumped in my poorer suburb
>definitely would've gotten called racist/xenophobic if i said to the rich kids "they can live here but i don't want them in my suburb"
anyone else's high school experience like this?
Anonymous Australia No.151417377 >>151417431
No one in high school has opinion on refugees or multiculturalism you sad sperg
Anonymous Australia No.151417385
mumza's acting weird now because i said i "like" kate bush in that way
apparently mum used to be a spitting of her back in the day so i basically said to my mum that i find her sexually attractive
Anonymous Australia No.151417400
>>151416949
meant Yellow Rock Spiders iykwim haha chee
Anonymous Australia No.151417402 >>151417442
>>151417368
I was the class clown and told my (Indian) english teacher how the Chinese were going to take NZ then Tasmania because no-one cares about Tasmania and then it's just a short hop across the Bass to Victoria. How wrong I was and it was her people that would destory Australia. She also put "has Hitler-like tendencies on my mid-term report as a joke but my faggots parents hit the roof. Good times kek
Anonymous Australia No.151417405
>>151417347
By all means go and show me the 60 year old women being impregnated by 25 year old men and birthing healthy babies. We have countless examples of the inverse but no, this single Indian study should trump reality.
Anonymous Australia No.151417409 >>151417420
>By all means
Anonymous Australia No.151417420
>>151417409
Yes.
Anonymous Australia No.151417431
>>151417377
your tiktok zoomie classmates might not've but my millennial ones certainly did
Anonymous Australia No.151417438
>>151417105
only if it's a legal high scoring grand final but there's never even an aflw legal high scoring game lol lmao even
Anonymous Australia No.151417440
>Yes.
Anonymous Australia No.151417442
>>151417402
>also put "has Hitler-like tendencies" on my mid-term report as a joke
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151417446
fuck up mick, you're obviously itching to arrowpost again you autistic cunt
Anonymous Australia No.151417472 >>151417501 >>151417615
>>151417250
peter daicos had nick at 41
Anonymous Australia No.151417501
>>151417472
and his wife was 73 chud
Anonymous Australia No.151417513
>nick daicos's mother is 96
i don't know why that has me giggling like a retard
Anonymous Australia No.151417551
>>151417368
not quite but had a bunch of south sudos in my high school before or just when it became a country
cheers to henry kissinger and the whole 7 countries in 5 years plan
fuck that cunt
Anonymous Australia No.151417603
Its so easy to upset you fags, I'm not going to but I could easily post screenshots of rubbish from reddit and twitter and get you fags in a huff kek
Anonymous Australia No.151417612 >>151417647 >>151417649 >>151417654
i remember in grade 5 when a kid from sierra leone was about to join our class and the teacher went on a rant about how if anyone calls him a nigger they'd be in the deepest shit ever.
we all just sat there thinking you're the one who just made the association of him with 'nigger' you stupid bitch.
Anonymous Australia No.151417615
>>151417472
explains a lot
Anonymous Australia No.151417647
>>151417612
this is the most retarded aspect of commiepoofs
they're always guilty of what they accuse others of
Anonymous Australia No.151417649 >>151417654 >>151417733
>>151417612
had something similar with me in year 7. teacher sat everyone down and said that we will soon have an AFRICAN student join our class do don't make any RACIST comments. dumb bitch, no one would've given a fuck, no one would've cared what colour he was, no one would've made a big deal about it until she did. he would've been just another student and now she's singled him out as the BLACK AFRICAN IMMIGRANT student
Anonymous Australia No.151417654 >>151417685
>>151417612
>>151417649
/r/ThatHappened
Anonymous Australia No.151417685
>>151417654
yeah, got no reason to make it up
Anonymous Australia No.151417714 >>151417740 >>151417746
losing weight is legitimately easy as fuck, have no idea what women are complaining about all the time
Anonymous Australia No.151417733
>>151417649
not surprised
teacher didn't tell us anything but we had this african student down the road but this was before gamergate and ows and almost all the ows bullshit
from memory he was alright yet noone ever cares about the white kids huh
Anonymous Australia No.151417740 >>151417754
>>151417714
because they are emotionally driven and retarded
>I feel fat and that makes me feed bad
>I don't want to feel bad I want to feel good
>I eat a cinnamon scroll to feel good again
etc. etc.
Anonymous Australia No.151417746 >>151417759 >>151417774 >>151417812 >>151417824
>>151417714
Have you ever lost weight before?
Anonymous Australia No.151417754 >>151417810
>>151417740
the missus is always bringing home sugary snacks and treats and shit on the way home from work, fucks me off to no end
>but i'm tired and hungry after work!
eat a better lunch and don't stay up past midnight on your phone every night then. fuck women are stupid
worst part is she always wants "help" eating that shit, fucking up my hunger patterns and nutrition
Anonymous Australia No.151417759 >>151417807
>>151417746
yes
Anonymous Australia No.151417774 >>151417798
>>151417746
*giggles*
no
*chuckles*
but
get this right cunt
*laughs*
steven
*chortles*
weigh
*howls*
Anonymous Australia No.151417798
>>151417774
kel everytime
Anonymous Australia No.151417807 >>151417828
>>151417759
How much?
Anonymous Australia No.151417810 >>151417828
>>151417754
absolute gains goblins I tell my missus the same thing. drink more water, don't eat so much shit and you won't have to have a cry about breakouts on your face. full retard.
Anonymous Australia No.151417812
>>151417746
/r/yes
Anonymous Australia No.151417824
>>151417746
nta but I used to post a gimmick here as cheatday bro and I've legitimately lost 37kg twice (gained it back boozing and travelling) second time I added on 10kg on purpose of muscle and currently sit around 90kg
Anonymous Australia No.151417828
>>151417807
i've lost about 15kg since late june

>>151417810
yep, that's how it is ay, it's all shrimple as fuck
Anonymous Australia No.151417838 >>151417842 >>151417849
went to a nude beach once and there was a chick doing a topless photoshoot while some guy was standing behind a rock in the water jerking off
wonder what team he supports
Anonymous Australia No.151417840 >>151417851 >>151418870
Anonymous Australia No.151417842
>>151417838
>watching the real show while jerking themselves off uselessly
has to be St. Kilda
Anonymous Australia No.151417845
I lost 16 kg in 21 days water fasting and doing light exercise in the evenings
Anonymous Australia No.151417849
>>151417838
i'm a tigers fan mate
Anonymous Australia No.151417850
>CP
Anonymous Australia No.151417851
>>151417840
lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151417858
might support goldcoast iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.151417893 >>151417902 >>151417923 >>151417981
I've seen something that you guys would make fun of my club over so I'm not going to share it.
Anonymous Australia No.151417902 >>151417920
>>151417893
nah go on mate, we can laugh at it together if you know it's shit, all clubs are retarded at some point
Anonymous Australia No.151417920 >>151417939 >>151417942 >>151417964
>>151417902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfTjPuZq9d8
Anonymous Australia No.151417923 >>151417933
>>151417893
back to bigfooty
Anonymous Australia No.151417933
>>151417923
nevermind
Anonymous Australia No.151417939
>>151417920
why would we make fun of you for that?
Anonymous Australia No.151417942 >>151417948 >>151417951
>>151417920
the worst thing about this is his fucking dumb gay retarded as fucking shit haircut
Anonymous Australia No.151417948
>>151417942
I agree. Awful hair cut. Wife and two kids btw.
Anonymous Australia No.151417951 >>151417959 >>151417974
>>151417942
Nah, being a faux-faggot attention whore is the worst thing about him.
Anonymous Australia No.151417958 >>151417988
>titmus retired
>age: 25
wtf
Anonymous Australia No.151417959
>>151417951
I agree.
Anonymous Australia No.151417964 >>151417982
>>151417920
told you blokes ella roberts is a dyke
Anonymous Australia No.151417970
I look like a faggot
Anonymous Australia No.151417974
>>151417951
Wife and two kids btw.
Anonymous Australia No.151417981
>>151417893
>he saw an iggs home game in 2025
lmao'ing at your "life"
Anonymous Australia No.151417982
>>151417964
obviously she'd be groomed worst thing is they'll probably convincer her to troon out and you know what that means
Anonymous Australia No.151417984 >>151418005 >>151418007 >>151418873
fucking hate modern australians talk in sentences thAT GO LIKE THIS?! every sentences has a specific cadence thAT THEY USE?!
Anonymous Australia No.151417988 >>151418007
>>151417958
25 for a woman is like 35 for a guy
Anonymous Australia No.151417989 >>151418020
>>151415224
>collingwood A-
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151417995
heard a 10 year old kid say nigga
Anonymous Australia No.151417999 >>151418027
>>151408311 (OP)
how were hawthorn and the dogs worse than richmond
and how is north better than those two
Anonymous Australia No.151418005
>>151417984
it's zoomer anxiety, there are 3 cadence inflections to speech. Upwards (what you're referring to you), neutral (normal) and downwards (a command). People are so riddled with phone and diet fueled anxiety they have to make everything they say sound like A QUESTION? so they appear less threatening.
Anonymous Australia No.151418007 >>151418879
>>151417988
yeah i guess she's just going the kids route like barty idk how old she was when she quit i think similar age
>>151417984
all australians do that not just modern ones champ
Anonymous Australia No.151418020
>>151417989
They were top majority of the season and at one point looked easy flag favs, faded but still made the prelim.
Anonymous Australia No.151418027
>>151408311 (OP)
>>151417999
How the Hawks didn't get an F is beyond me.
>fucked their entire trade period chasing le 30 year old prospect
>only club to not add a single player to their roster
Anonymous Australia No.151418060 >>151418070 >>151418082 >>151418109
>rumors that Fred might try and shark Ah Chee
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151418070 >>151418090
>>151418060
where? seems unlikely imo
Anonymous Australia No.151418082
>>151418060
They should. Are teams really just going to let a player as good as Ah Chee go to another contender for free? Insanity.
Anonymous Australia No.151418090
>>151418070
was watching the trade radio wrap up with Fred's list manager and the interviewer broached it as they have a pick before Adelaide in the PSD, even though the guy said no and downplayed he rattled off a couple of numbers that seemed well thought out
Anonymous Australia No.151418097 >>151418126
ah chee's not that good, just that the talent pool is so thin any halfway decent player is esteemed to be better than they actually are
Anonymous Australia No.151418101
fleecedbane
Anonymous Australia No.151418109 >>151418114 >>151418121 >>151418133 >>151418141
>>151418060
Hes wants to go to Adelaide, specifically the crows. He can just say no. Why draft a player who doesn't want to go to your club?
Harley Reid Australia No.151418114
>>151418109
It's an interesting discussion
Anonymous Australia No.151418121
>>151418109
yeah I know, was just reporting what I'd seen. From the rest of the clip it sounds like Fred are happy with where their list is at, as they wanted more in-game flexibility to tackle issues that come up (Jackson going mid or forward as an example) and seem happy with adding McVee to help Clark and the prospect of a healthy Young playing mid or going forward at times.
Anonymous Australia No.151418126 >>151418139
>>151418097
He's pretty good. He'd be more than a role player in a team that wasn't as stacked as the Lions but even if he fills that defensive forward role in a team with already strong forward lines like Adelaide or Freo it will just allow players like Rankine or Bolton to perform even better.
Anonymous Australia No.151418133
>>151418109
>He can just say no.
He actually can't if a team does select him on the contract terms he nominates. If he does he has to sit out a year. It's whether or not teams are prepared to take someone who is intent to play somewhere else. Is it any different than a team like Essendon keeping a player that wants to be somewhere else?
Anonymous Australia No.151418136 >>151418140
HEAVE HO UNNA
Anonymous Australia No.151418139
>>151418126
he's halfway decent yeah, not the star gun player the trade market is treating him like
Anonymous Australia No.151418140
>>151418136
g'day dard
Anonymous Australia No.151418141 >>151418150
>>151418109
No then involves retiring and also the mal michael rule where the last club to pick you has rights to you. So you can't just retire and then unretire and go to your club of choice.
Anonymous Australia No.151418150
>>151418141
is there a certain time limit on how long you have to be retired for before coming back? Didn't Stephenson want to come out of retirement after getting gaped at NORF for so long he just hung up the boots?
Anonymous Australia No.151418154 >>151418179
Anonymous Australia No.151418161
https://youtu.be/vlH_sZ6LhEE
Anonymous Australia No.151418168 >>151418251
>>151408931
actually pretty good choon, cheers mate
Anonymous Australia No.151418179 >>151418200 >>151418209
>>151418154
Ah yes, the Youi Lions. A solid team innit
Anonymous Australia No.151418200
>>151418179
Youi McLions
Anonymous Australia No.151418201 >>151418210 >>151418224
>trusting your livelihood and playing career to a fat manlet who wears off the rack Myer shirts over his fat guts and sports a backpack
ngmi
Anonymous Australia No.151418209
>>151418179
what an odd post
do other teams not other sponsors?
Anonymous Australia No.151418210 >>151418215
>>151418201
kek, thought that too, backpack looks so juvenile
Anonymous Australia No.151418215
>>151418210
what's worse is it looks fucking empty, you can easily have an over the shoulder bag for a laptop and paper notebook if need be
Anonymous Australia No.151418217 >>151418222
What crossbody messenger do youse use?
Anonymous Australia No.151418222
>>151418217
>21 seconds
disturbing bot behavior
Anonymous Australia No.151418223 >>151418250 >>151418254
>tailored shirt
>laptop satchel
Anonymous Australia No.151418224
>>151418201
What the fuck is with that backpack? This dude represents Lachie Neale and Marcus Bontempelli. He surely has money. Why not get a nice leather satchel bag or something at the very least?
Anonymous Australia No.151418227
I have and use a suitcase, unironically.
Anonymous Australia No.151418250
>>151418223
Ive been found out
Anonymous Australia No.151418251
>>151418168
yeah tis a ripper innit
Anonymous Australia No.151418254
>>151418223
You slob.
Anonymous Australia No.151418262
Coach bum bag purchased straight from the qt store cashier fashionista
Anonymous Australia No.151418277
awww yeah fuck me good mayte
Anonymous Australia No.151418302 >>151418323
test
Anonymous Australia No.151418306 >>151418331
cricket sucks
Anonymous Australia No.151418312
noice i'm back. ip range was banned earlier.
Anonymous Australia No.151418323
>>151418302
welcome back mate
Anonymous Australia No.151418331
>>151418306
It used to be one of the best sports on earth. Now it's almost all just T20 slop that panders to Indians near exclusively
Anonymous Australia No.151418334
>RM Williams
Anonymous Australia No.151418342 >>151418360 >>151418365
>blow up your salary cap for one year to own the brisbane lions!
pick 23 will seem like a good deal in hindsight
Anonymous Australia No.151418360
>>151418342
the crows are fine
Anonymous Australia No.151418364 >>151418377 >>151418388 >>151418391
https://www.realestate.com.au/news/artificial-turf-ban-councils-shock-findings-spark-nationwide-debate/?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule
Anonymous Australia No.151418365
>>151418342
The last offer from the Lions was two future 2nds which will likely end up picks in the 40s. No idea why risking the PSD is preferable to that. They deserve to watch him go to Port or Freo.
Anonymous Australia No.151418377
>>151418364
based
Anonymous Australia No.151418378 >>151418391
not clicking that, explain why you posted it or whatever you want to discuss
Anonymous Australia No.151418386
>scans link for any tracking
Anonymous Australia No.151418388
>>151418364
>?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule
Anonymous Australia No.151418391 >>151418414
>>151418364
based

>>151418378
I only skimmed it but basically if you use artificial grass you are retarded, it drives down sell price because micro plastics and buyers want to buy places with real grass
Anonymous Australia No.151418407
cleanurls nigga
Anonymous Australia No.151418409
The government should do something and ban it!!!!
Anonymous Australia No.151418414 >>151418433 >>151418438
>>151418391
if the pivotal factor against fake grass is its impact on house prices then we as a nation are beyond saving
Anonymous Australia No.151418433 >>151418449
>>151418414
get a job you bum
Anonymous Australia No.151418438 >>151418460
>>151418414
nah it's more so the environmental impact whether real or imagined and that in turn affects what buyers are willing to pay but I think they have a point about it degrading into PFAS. Always used to think it was bizarre watching my aunt vacuum the artificial turf around their pool.
Anonymous Australia No.151418447 >>151418454 >>151418468
Are their any Palestinian AFL players? Where does Bashar Houli come from?
Anonymous Australia No.151418449
>>151418433
seethe
Anonymous Australia No.151418454 >>151418514
>>151418447
Australia.
Anonymous Australia No.151418459 >>151418483
australians are dangerous and randomly stab people
perhaps they should think about wanting to move here
Anonymous Australia No.151418460
>>151418438
yeah the case against plastics is a valid concern tbf
yet another cancerous plague america has impacted upon the world
Anonymous Australia No.151418468
>>151418447
lebanese background
Anonymous Australia No.151418474 >>151418477 >>151418496
would much rather 10s of thousands a year dying from avoidable causes than the government nanny stating every possible problem as they do currently
Anonymous Australia No.151418477
>>151418474
nonce
Anonymous Australia No.151418483 >>151418485 >>151418497 >>151418502 >>151418540
>>151418459
>australians are dangerous and randomly stab people
Some of them perhaps.
Anonymous Australia No.151418485
>>151418483
>micksperg 1 year post-transition
Anonymous Australia No.151418489
need more $300k knife disposal bins from a company that by pure coincidence is from a company that a group of ex politicians own
Anonymous Australia No.151418495
troons have to be gladio style psyop don't they?
Anonymous Australia No.151418496
>>151418474
based car dealership owner
Anonymous Australia No.151418497
>>151418483
Victoria, not even once
Anonymous Australia No.151418502 >>151418531
>>151418483
Are we ready to have the conversation about the disproportionate amount of violent crime committed by transgender individuals?
Anonymous Australia No.151418514
>>151418454
I just thought with the fact we are taking in a refugee influx of Palestinians they'd cheer for a Palestinian AFL player.
Anonymous Australia No.151418531
>>151418502
i don't know why people are shocked. they are quite literally mentally ill.
Anonymous Australia No.151418533
did a geelong at work today and the toilet broke or something and it didnt go down
i just left without telling anyone
Anonymous Australia No.151418540 >>151418543
>>151418483
I could fix her
Anonymous Australia No.151418543
>>151418540
>her
Anonymous Australia No.151418545
>her
Anonymous Australia No.151418548 >>151418553 >>151418556 >>151418557 >>151418563
Do you blokes own any afl merch?
Anonymous Australia No.151418553
>>151418548
I've got a Crows scarf from the 90s somewhere; that's about it.
Anonymous Australia No.151418556
>>151418548
a few scarves and beanies
Anonymous Australia No.151418557 >>151418569
>>151418548
heaps of old Fred shit from when I used to go to games at Subi
Anonymous Australia No.151418561
>and then he sent him a crows scarf
Anonymous Australia No.151418563
>>151418548
I have like 3 Match balls and then a soft foam one and then 2 little footies.
Anonymous Australia No.151418569 >>151418577
>>151418557
Theirs some shit on that car bro.
Anonymous Australia No.151418577 >>151418580 >>151418593
>>151418569
yeah mate, some cool shit.
Anonymous Australia No.151418580
>>151418577
GOT HIM
Anonymous Australia No.151418585
Anonymous Australia No.151418593
>>151418577
So you let cool down and harden?
Anonymous Australia No.151418596 >>151418620 >>151418633 >>151418643 >>151418677
What's for dinner, lads?
Anonymous Australia No.151418607
Do you reckon these Palestinian refugees would take up footy when they get here?
Anonymous Australia No.151418612
so yeah you're gay
*rips enter sandman*
Anonymous Australia No.151418620
>>151418596
monster uber jeets order from the fish and chip shop
Anonymous Australia No.151418623 >>151418631 >>151418637
finna duolingo for a bit
Anonymous Australia No.151418631
>>151418623
crisp skilled migrant
Anonymous Australia No.151418633
>>151418596
Alcohol and cigarettes
Anonymous Australia No.151418637 >>151418647
>>151418623
waste of time in my experience
Anonymous Australia No.151418643 >>151418677
>>151418596
Leftover pizza.
Anonymous Australia No.151418646
5-6-7-8
My boot scootin baby is driving me crazy
Anonymous Australia No.151418647
>>151418637
yeah it's really only supplementary to my real studies
Anonymous Australia No.151418653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXAV20GhO2E

This is from 14 years ago about a jew/palestine playing afl together for peace. Sad how things have ended up in that region of the world.
Anonymous Australia No.151418677
>>151418596
This >>151418643 but freshly made
Anonymous Australia No.151418688
looking to fuck or be fucked tonight
Anonymous Australia No.151418694 >>151418711 >>151418746
cheese pizza is gross but hspizza is based
Anonymous Australia No.151418696 >>151418714
How good is it being neet lads.
Anonymous Australia No.151418706
make like a pizza and stick your head in an oven you nonce fuck, kill yourself
Anonymous Australia No.151418711
>>151418694
sneaky reference
Anonymous Australia No.151418714 >>151418742 >>151418754
>>151418696
would rather be employed but i don't have the confidence or self-esteem to apply for work
Anonymous Australia No.151418717
Anonymous Australia No.151418725 >>151418730
>mfw aints
Anonymous Australia No.151418730
>>151418725
this but bummers for rejecting a better future to pretend to act hard
Anonymous Australia No.151418734
2 footo matches tonight
Anonymous Australia No.151418735
Anonymous Australia No.151418739
will the draft hurry the FUCK up
Anonymous Australia No.151418742
>>151418714
Employment sucks. Perhaps it's okay if you have a job doing something you actually enjoy but that's like 1% of the population and the sacrifice of wage slaving doesn't pay the bills like it used to. Sacrificing all your time to just get by with a little extra money for trinkets is soul crushing.
Anonymous Australia No.151418746
>>151418694
agreed
Anonymous Australia No.151418753
I haven't had a job for decades
Anonymous Australia No.151418754
>>151418714
>would rather be employed
why
Anonymous Australia No.151418769 >>151418776
>ka ying rising out to $1.95
Do I load up?
Anonymous Australia No.151418773 >>151418795 >>151418798 >>151418895
>govt ad about piracy
if you aren't a complete tard you should be safe, r-right?
Anonymous Australia No.151418776
>>151418769
>gook horse
top kek
Anonymous Australia No.151418792
always wanted abs but have never even been close
Anonymous Australia No.151418795
>>151418773
i'm just concerned because i want to download a car
Anonymous Australia No.151418798 >>151418808 >>151418813
>>151418773
yes they will do fuck all. My father was former LEO and moved into the IT side and had a rigirous background check, including questions about whether your children (me) download movies, he told the truth, yes but he doesn't seed/distribute them. They said that's fair as we monitor all applicant traffic anyway. I downloaded and deleted Hurt Locker 8 different times just because the tribe were kvetching about it being the lowest grossing Best Picture winner ever. Fuck them all.

tl;dr it's just fear propaganda and you're fine.
Anonymous Australia No.151418808 >>151418834
>>151418798
Anonymous Australia No.151418813 >>151418825 >>151418834 >>151418848
>watch le news one time
>story about 50,000 people a year go missing in this country
get the fuck outta here
>>151418798
i hope you don't glow my guy
Anonymous Australia No.151418823
>>151413211
nosebeers do that
Anonymous Australia No.151418825
>>151418813
just garn walkabout
Anonymous Australia No.151418827
>nosebeers
Anonymous Australia No.151418834
>>151418808
ok

>>151418813
that one about the kid in SA recently is glowie as fuck. I'm drunk but it's the truth my guy. I'd never lie to MY /alf/
Anonymous Australia No.151418837 >>151418841
love her
Anonymous Australia No.151418841
>>151418837
*him
Anonymous Australia No.151418848
>>151418813
a very large percentage turn up in a few days/weeks i think.
Anonymous Australia No.151418849
>I'm drunk
Anonymous Australia No.151418853
>>151413211
an awful childhood, a career in professional sports and a coke addict harpie wife will do that to a guy
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJT2qCcD9I
>10 years ago
this would be 5 weeks now
what a faggot country
Anonymous Australia No.151418862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIsT96ywt0
wish this faux analyst could get hit like this again in 2025
Anonymous Australia No.151418864 >>151418868 >>151418875
There's a handful of posters in here who seem to be genuinely retarded
Anonymous Australia No.151418868
>>151418864
>a handful
where do you think you are?
Anonymous Australia No.151418869 >>151418874
withdrew from my super to buy gold
Anonymous Australia No.151418870
>>151417840
CP eh?
Anonymous Australia No.151418871 >>151418880 >>151418881 >>151418891 >>151418902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3xrww_6t6I
this is what they took from us
Anonymous Australia No.151418872 >>151418890
wish i was alive during the age of sail
Anonymous Australia No.151418873
>>151417984
It's tik tok rot
Anonymous Australia No.151418874
>>151418869
very based if it's actual physical in your hands
Anonymous Australia No.151418875
>>151418864
no but steven may
Anonymous Australia No.151418879
>>151418007
No, they don't, zoom zoom
Anonymous Australia No.151418880 >>151418919
>>151418871
fuck, now i want a kebab
Anonymous Australia No.151418881 >>151418891 >>151418902
>>151418871
beyond based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2IDpbrUgXM
Anonymous Australia No.151418885 >>151418889
wait so you are telling me that will ashcroft debuted a year later than nick daicos, had a knee injury that took him out of the game for 12 months
yet he has 2 norm smith medals to daicos 0 norm smith medals?
Anonymous Australia No.151418888 >>151418904
remember when were just kids smashing cones in the bakyard, laughing our heads off, didn’t care if it was dry as dirt. now look at everyone off their head on the gear. we were happier with two cones and a feed from servo
Anonymous Australia No.151418889
>>151418885
Food for thought innit?
Anonymous Australia No.151418890 >>151418901
>>151418872
Do you now?
Anonymous Australia No.151418891 >>151418897
>>151418871
>>151418881
wtf is this dogshit
Anonymous Australia No.151418894
holy zoom zoom
Anonymous Australia No.151418895 >>151418899
>>151418773
read about usafag anons who get letters by ISP, this doesn't happen here i think
Anonymous Australia No.151418897
>>151418891
based zoom zoom
Anonymous Australia No.151418899
>>151418895
it does but it's a malicious practice known as prospective invoicing. it's essentially one level about scam phone calls. Wipe your arse with the letter and throw it in the trash.
Anonymous Australia No.151418901
>>151418890
yes
Anonymous Australia No.151418902 >>151418910 >>151418925 >>151418932
>>151418871
>>151418881
fat pizza was never good
it was sincere though, which is perhaps more important
Anonymous Australia No.151418904 >>151418939
>>151418888
fuckin oath cunt real talk bro. them were the days aye, no stress, no fake dogs. wish we could have one more arvo like that.
Anonymous Australia No.151418910 >>151418917
>>151418902
trying too hard/10
Anonymous Australia No.151418917
>>151418910
no i'm just pretentious like this
Anonymous Australia No.151418919 >>151418929
>>151418880
enjoy your saturated fat
Anonymous Australia No.151418925
>>151418902
at the time it was actually good. but only for a couple seasons.
Anonymous Australia No.151418927 >>151418948 >>151418958
>fat pizza
please keep it alf related boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tRYeucecM
Anonymous Australia No.151418929
>>151418919
I'll pull out the fat from my pants and saturate your face
Anonymous Australia No.151418932
>>151418902
Paul Fenech has never made anything good in his entire career/life.
Anonymous Australia No.151418939
>>151418904
i been saying for years let’s have a sesh, catch up, whatever never happens. then everyone wonders why i packed up and left town, i dont talk to no cunt no more besides my mum and shes crook
Anonymous Australia No.151418943 >>151418949
>fat pizz
>pauley walkin at night
>gang of africans circles him
>"IMMIGRATION, IMMIGRATION!"
>africans disperse
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151418946
Come on guys, stop posting crap.
Anonymous Australia No.151418947
i had a dream mr beast died
Anonymous Australia No.151418948
>>151418927
god i wish i had a toula slam pig in my life
Anonymous Australia No.151418949 >>151418950
>>151418943
>Yes, goy, it's hilarious that your cities are being taken over by third world subhumans!
Anonymous Australia No.151418950 >>151418962
>>151418949
comedy comes from a dark place
Anonymous Australia No.151418952
i am *litrally* bobo gigliotti
>cook pizzas
>psychotic, violent tendencies
>live with my loving mumza
>get boners and a crazy look in my eye whenever i see pretty girls
Anonymous Australia No.151418954 >>151418974
>fat pizza in 2025
>pizza shop is owned by indians
>all of the crew members are indians that dont speak a lick of english
>no comedy
Anonymous Australia No.151418957 >>151418982
still waiting for a post number ending in 67
Anonymous Australia No.151418958
>>151418927
Rocky is the most sane Tigers fan there is.
Anonymous Australia No.151418960
watching the a-league
Anonymous Australia No.151418962
>>151418950
Until the joke isn't funny anymore because it cuts too deep.
Anonymous Australia No.151418963
about to make a post in nrl
Anonymous Australia No.151418966
wait no longer
Anonymous Australia No.151418968
67 get it hahahaha
Anonymous Australia No.151418969
hehehehehehheheheehehe
Anonymous Australia No.151418974
>>151418954
there was hints with the Indian taxi driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9GwYX4s5E
Anonymous Australia No.151418976
>consecutive posts
>67 missed
really makes you think
Anonymous Australia No.151418978 >>151418979
WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU SUM COMEDY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4XaLwXpLQ
Anonymous Australia No.151418979
>>151418978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkS8-9_R628
Anonymous Australia No.151418981 >>151418997
Putting on weight is impossible.
Anonymous Australia No.151418982
>>151418957
off by ONE
fuuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymous Australia No.151418985 >>151418990
Josie and the Pussy Cats
small tits but meaty flaps
Anonymous Australia No.151418990
>>151418985
hao ling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlufNCTxKU
Anonymous Australia No.151418992 >>151418998
Did you start the /ayy/ thread, woganon?
I'll jump in
Anonymous Australia No.151418997 >>151419002
>>151418981
why not just eat a lot of food?
Anonymous Australia No.151418998 >>151419011 >>151419012
>>151418992
I'm not a wog
I didn't get much positive feedback for it leading up to tonight, so I decided not to start a thread.
Anonymous Australia No.151418999
>>151408311 (OP)
I thought West Coast fleeced everybody. So why are they ranked only 7th then? 7 out of 18 is pretty average. Not much of a fleecing, is it?
Anonymous Australia No.151419002 >>151419010
>>151418997
Food is a meme
Anonymous Australia No.151419003
cunts wonder why i deleted my facebook, i see it for what it is. bunch of self centred dogs pretending to be happy while people out there struggling. fuck that. i’d rather talk to no cunt than scroll through all that fake shit again.
Anonymous Australia No.151419004 >>151419009
got an update from windows today
Anonymous Australia No.151419009
>>151419004
me too but thats because i downloaded a business version of windows 10
Anonymous Australia No.151419010 >>151419017
>>151419002
drink 4.55 litres of milk a day
Anonymous Australia No.151419011 >>151419016
>>151418998
Screw it, I'll make a thread and come what may of it
Anonymous Australia No.151419012 >>151419016
>>151418998
Fair enough mate
Anonymous Australia No.151419014 >>151419019 >>151419042 >>151419050 >>151419462
are islanders good roots?
Anonymous Australia No.151419016
>>151419012
heh
>>151419011
Anonymous Australia No.151419017
>>151419010
based
Anonymous Australia No.151419018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCue-88zy-s
le epic deadline day drama!
Anonymous Australia No.151419019
>>151419014
no but steven may
Anonymous Australia No.151419022 >>151419027 >>151419039 >>151419065
+ ken hinkley

L mitchell
Anonymous Australia No.151419024
random EPL matches on ch.9
wonder if the insane amount of money they paid Optus for it is worth it
Anonymous Australia No.151419027 >>151419057
>>151419022
They're Cooked
Anonymous Australia No.151419029
Whos watching aflw tonight?
Anonymous Australia No.151419036 >>151419048 >>151419119
>>151419030
/ayy/ is up
Anonymous Australia No.151419039 >>151419069
>>151419022
We're a toxic team at Haw-thorn
We're the toxic toxic Hawks
Anonymous Australia No.151419042 >>151419051
>>151419014
your pecker might smell of coconut after
Anonymous Australia No.151419043
i reckon i could convince sarah olle to envelope my penis in her vagina
Anonymous Australia No.151419046 >>151419058
Mars Attacks is on NItv tonight I have actually never seen it
Anonymous Australia No.151419048
>>151419036
fuck off turd-stirrer
Anonymous Australia No.151419049
Hey /afl/, I have some questions about women.

/afl/: Uhh, can't you see I'm reading about the number of gays in the AFL?
Hmm, all of them??
Anonymous Australia No.151419050
>>151419014
pretty sure NZ islander women have the highest self reported number of partners at like 20+ average so maybe
Anonymous Australia No.151419051
>>151419042
wtf i love rugby now
Anonymous Australia No.151419055
i wonder if that troon knifeman had a bigfooty account
Anonymous Australia No.151419056
the simpsons
Anonymous Australia No.151419057
>>151419027
as if they were in contention anyway, Kingy is cooked
Anonymous Australia No.151419058
>>151419046
ACK ACK ACK
Anonymous Australia No.151419060 >>151419070
kingy went off on a weird sperg at hawthorn for not getting the trade done
not sure what else he wanted them to do
Anonymous Australia No.151419065 >>151419072 >>151419073
>>151419022
it's because Mitchell is a cunt
He has no friends not even hodgey or lewis are fans of him. He's a sport sperg
Anonymous Australia No.151419068
Are you blokes even watching the sheilas footy?
Anonymous Australia No.151419069
>>151419039
Riding the bums with a grin
Anonymous Australia No.151419070
>>151419060
come up with an offer that essington could actually consider accepting?
if the best they could do was a mid 1r this year, a f1 and some vfl list clogger then they could not afford to bring zerrett in and should have withdrawn
Anonymous Australia No.151419072
>>151419065
not having a go at you but why is Roughead on staff then? just an easy way to make coin?
Anonymous Australia No.151419073
>>151419065
The toxicity starts at the head. He's a very toxic person.
Anonymous Australia No.151419079
zach merett isnt even good lmao
classic 5 in a group of fat chicks
Anonymous Australia No.151419081 >>151419085 >>151419087 >>151419088 >>151419091
im a manchild and i will NEVER grow up
Anonymous Australia No.151419083
How do you know Sam Mitchell has no friends? Do you know him personally?
Anonymous Australia No.151419085
>>151419081
holy based
Anonymous Australia No.151419087
>>151419081
maybe not mentally, you'll age, so just keep your mouth closed
Anonymous Australia No.151419088
>>151419081
based and ickpilled
Anonymous Australia No.151419091
>>151419081
hello Sammy bad luck with Merrett mate
Anonymous Australia No.151419095 >>151419103
Why are you blokes saying that stabber was trans?
Anonymous Australia No.151419103
>>151419095
obviously is mate
Anonymous Australia No.151419107 >>151419113
sentencing tomorrow
Anonymous Australia No.151419108
miss footy
need a spergout
Anonymous Australia No.151419113
>>151419107
court on a saturday?
those wagies have to work on weekends?
lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151419119
>>151419036
kino
Anonymous Australia No.151419120
MONKE POSTER IS RC!!!!!!
Anonymous Australia No.151419121 >>151419127
How well do trannies do in gaol?
Anonymous Australia No.151419127
>>151419121
if they get sent to the women's they are eating gooid
Anonymous Australia No.151419136 >>151419231
I'm a 450lb man who can barely walk. My life can't get much worse
Anonymous Australia No.151419140
any guise here play the original FFT then War of the Lions

what do, should i just play it anyway, is it not a big deal not to experience WoTL
Anonymous Australia No.151419142
>lb
foy
Anonymous Australia No.151419144
go back to /v/ faggot
Anonymous Australia No.151419152
what if instead of flogging our own bumholes we flogged each others bumholes
Anonymous Australia No.151419153 >>151419163
remember when that troon started axing cunts at the servo
Anonymous Australia No.151419161
pepperidge farms remembers iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.151419163
>>151419153
yeah kek
Anonymous Australia No.151419172
has anyone here gotten abs before? how long did it take and how fat were you when you started losing weight?
Anonymous Australia No.151419195 >>151419232 >>151419346
Anonymous Australia No.151419206
Faggot
Anonymous Australia No.151419224 >>151419278
remember mason cox dropping the ashes lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151419231
>>151419136
>lbs
Why are you monitoring your weight in pounds, you 204kg gastropod?
Anonymous Australia No.151419232
>>151419195
I need to make another bigboomer account kek
Anonymous Australia No.151419235
>ynr nick daicos getting the whistle out in the 2nd qtr of the prelim
Anonymous Australia No.151419240
there is no one as big as wingsofredemption in /afl/
Anonymous Australia No.151419250
tonight's 'no: letters from iwo jima
Anonymous Australia No.151419251
I would abuse drugs if I had access to them
Anonymous Australia No.151419264 >>151419266
I wouldnt
Im a retarded dropkick loser but im not interested in drugs or vapes or smokes
Anonymous Australia No.151419265
*shrugs the nick daicos tackle*
Anonymous Australia No.151419266
>>151419264
how are you a dropkick loser then?
Anonymous Australia No.151419271 >>151419302 >>151419316
Anonymous Australia No.151419278 >>151419283 >>151419300
>>151419224
like this?
Anonymous Australia No.151419283
>>151419278
big jack won't drop those next year
Anonymous Australia No.151419284 >>151419286 >>151419289
I am legitimately unemployable
Anonymous Australia No.151419285
I just love eating now. That and porn are my only vices. If I didn't eat only once or twice day I'd probably end up like that 200kg guy who hates his life.
Anonymous Australia No.151419286
>>151419284
mason...
Anonymous Australia No.151419288 >>151419293
There is no 200 kilo guy in here
Anonymous Australia No.151419289
>>151419284
crisp adelaide list manager
Anonymous Australia No.151419293
>>151419288
He said "450lbs" but that's 200kg. Unless you're suggesting he just made it up. Which is possible.
Anonymous Australia No.151419296 >>151419320
telethon this weekend
Anonymous Australia No.151419299
whats the big guy weigh
Anonymous Australia No.151419300
>>151419278
It's not big maso's fault that the ball is slippery because the sponsors
Anonymous Australia No.151419302
>>151419271
no idea what the fuck is going on here
Anonymous Australia No.151419303
I haven't been under 200kg since I was 15
Anonymous Australia No.151419314
Anonymous Australia No.151419316
>>151419271
lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151419320 >>151419323
>>151419296
crisp west Australian
Anonymous Australia No.151419323
>>151419320
>west Australian
not so fast, i'm matt shirvington
Anonymous Australia No.151419326
If you can't kick you can't play.
Anonymous Australia No.151419335 >>151419350
Why not let one of the players do the centre bounce if the DEI umpires can't?
Anonymous Australia No.151419346
>>151419195
kek you just reminded me i posted on bigfooty last night on the burner
Anonymous Australia No.151419350 >>151419357
>>151419335
Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious seconds. I have no issue with them getting rid of the bounce but I felt they should've kept the opening bounce. Still keeps the tradition to some degree and if the first bounce of the game is fucked up it can't affect anything.
Anonymous Australia No.151419354 >>151419362 >>151419383
My arsehole is blown the fuck out
Anonymous Australia No.151419357 >>151419372 >>151419391
>>151419350
>Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious seconds
Has there ever been a game whose results were impacted by a faulty bounce?
Anonymous Australia No.151419362
>>151419354
might slide right in
Anonymous Australia No.151419372
>>151419357
There would be but it's none I can remember. No team is ever going to blame the bounce for them losing, even if it contributed to them missing out on valuable time. It would seem like a copout even if the gripe is legitimate.
Anonymous Australia No.151419376
My new gimmick I've been working night and day on will somehow involve trains. Little more work to go and ill debut it, not long now!
Anonymous Australia No.151419381 >>151419385 >>151419394
Going bouldering.
Anonymous Australia No.151419383
>>151419354
I know that feeling
Anonymous Australia No.151419385
>>151419381
Nice
I'm thinking that I will have a (trail) run tomorrow
Anonymous Australia No.151419387
imagine all the work going into 2026 all for it to end in brisbanewinslol
Anonymous Australia No.151419391 >>151419403 >>151419404
>>151419357
Collingwood vs North Melbourne round 5 2008
Anonymous Australia No.151419394 >>151419399
>>151419381
bouldering is for fags and women, trad or kys
Anonymous Australia No.151419399
>>151419394
Stupid fat neek
Anonymous Australia No.151419403
>>151419391
I remember that
Anonymous Australia No.151419404 >>151419422
>>151419391
Good example, but going back that far just shows how rare it is. A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1NezkIs_0
Anonymous Australia No.151419409 >>151419414 >>151419436
Do you blokes think North Melbourne will be bottom 4 again next year?
Anonymous Australia No.151419411 >>151419419
Ella's breasts are currently bouncing around a field somewhere, slowly getting obliterated by gravity
Anonymous Australia No.151419412 >>151419435
my igg finna shock a few next year i tell you what
Anonymous Australia No.151419414
>>151419409
yes
Anonymous Australia No.151419419 >>151419432
>>151419411
do you think her vagina has ever enveloped a penis or has she been leso her whole life?
Anonymous Australia No.151419421
think i've got fleas
Anonymous Australia No.151419422 >>151419437
>>151419404
>A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.
Time isn't put back onto the clock for a recalled bounce. With the 6 - 6 - 6 rule 10 seconds is enough to get a clearance and put it on a chest for a set shot. A recalled bounce can take 10 or more seconds off the clock. Imagine a grand final with one team 1 point down and 12 seconds left on the clock with a centre bounce and a fucked up bounce takes 8 seconds off the clock and decides the game.
Anonymous Australia No.151419425 >>151419430
rather fleas than the ticks I've had after this week's toil
Anonymous Australia No.151419427 >>151419433
norf are totally fucking hopeless, the iggs have more promise because at least they have a fuck ton of draft picks
Anonymous Australia No.151419430
>>151419425
No trust me you don't want fleas. Im currently reading a book on the black death and the last thing you want in your house are fleas
Anonymous Australia No.151419431
which aflw player would make the most money on onlyfans?
ella roberts would be up there but i reckon tayla harris just for the history
Anonymous Australia No.151419432
>>151419419
definitely got fucked by her step dad or uncle, that's why all women go lezo
Anonymous Australia No.151419433
>>151419427
norf for whatever reason insist on managing the club like utter incompetent shit year after year
the clarko hire was an ego thing on his part, he thought he could turn the club around, didn't realise it's an incompetent shitheap from top to bottom
Anonymous Australia No.151419435 >>151419441
>>151419412
i beleeb ngl
dees wooden spoon desu
Anonymous Australia No.151419436 >>151419453
>>151419409
Who do they leap frog above them? They finished 3rd last, added no one aside from Spudgo to the team in the trade period and don't have a first rounder. I guess they're young enough that you could expect natural improvement but they seem to have a chronic loser mentality. They just can't win games and I don't see it turning around under the current admin. They need a reset.
Anonymous Australia No.151419437 >>151419460
>>151419422
The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.
Even this hypothetical absolute worst case scenario isn't enough to justify removing the centre bounce, sorry.
Anonymous Australia No.151419440
imagine two sexy women having lesbian sex
Anonymous Australia No.151419441 >>151419446
>>151419435
based dosnke poster
Anonymous Australia No.151419443 >>151419447 >>151419450 >>151419452
i like boob's
Anonymous Australia No.151419446
>>151419441
apes together strong
Anonymous Australia No.151419447
>>151419443
why the fuck did you add an apostrophe
Anonymous Australia No.151419450
>>151419443
boobs on a screen
bum irl

desu
Anonymous Australia No.151419452 >>151419455
>>151419443
more of an ass guy
Anonymous Australia No.151419453 >>151419458 >>151419489
>>151419436
Melbourne, Essendon, Carlton and Port seem like bottom 4 candidates
Anonymous Australia No.151419454 >>151419564
Have any of you people ever been around a open female bum?
The smell is overwhelming and not in a good way
Anonymous Australia No.151419455
>>151419452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass
Anonymous Australia No.151419458
>>151419453
>kept merett to finish bottom 4
KWAB
Anonymous Australia No.151419460 >>151419488
>>151419437
>The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.
Clock only stops when the umpire determines the bounce is off and it's not always immediate. I've definitely seen ones where it bounces high, drifts with players beneath and 10 seconds have been cleared off the clock by the time they determined it's a disadvantage.
Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back. It's really no big deal to remove it and it eliminates any possible issues of it impacting a game.
Anonymous Australia No.151419462
>>151419014
the wifes bull sure is
Anonymous Australia No.151419466
Tonight looks like it will be special
Crap teams Australia No.151419467
Carlshit
Shittingwood
Essenshit
GWShit
Melshit
North Melshit
Port Shartelaide
Shitmond
Shit Kilda
Shitney
West Shit
Shitscray
Anonymous Australia No.151419472 >>151419479
I'm assuming West Coast stay bottom and Richmond stay in the bottom 4 too
But next year theres plenty of contenders for the other two spots in the bottom 4
Anonymous Australia No.151419479
>>151419472
Excuse me sweetie but >we will be pushing for finals next season
Anonymous Australia No.151419480
hello mr mitchell i am here for hawthorn orientation day i am zachary merrett we spoke on the phone recently
Anonymous Australia No.151419481
Maybe Essendon get their act together next year and finish 8th then lose the elimination final by 80 points
Anonymous Australia No.151419482
Ella Roberts is not a lesbian, I will not hear anymore of this until definitive proof
carp teams Australia No.151419483
Carltuna
Gillingwood
Essenscale
GWFin
Meltuna
North Meltuna
Port Finelaide
Gilmond
Gill Kilda
Scaleney
West Fin
Gillscray
Anonymous Australia No.151419484
should only be like 10-12 footy teams and they do a home/away round-robin and that's the fixture
Anonymous Australia No.151419488 >>151419503
>>151419460
>Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back.
Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.
If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?
Anonymous Australia No.151419489 >>151419515
>>151419453
I think Carlton and Port will limp on as a middle ladder teams but I'd agree with you on the other two. I guess North will have some competition for the bottom 4 but Eagles, North, Bombers and Dees most likely to be there imo.
Anonymous Australia No.151419501
The chilli from my banh mi for lunch today is starting to have an effect already
Anonymous Australia No.151419503
>>151419488
>Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.
Oh right, yeah.
>If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?
I think there's a difference between a ball in space landing and bouncing unpredictably and a human bouncing it unpredictably. It's nice to keep a bit of that unpredictability but removing the umpire bounce just limiting the opportunity for human error to influence a game.
Anonymous Australia No.151419506 >>151419524 >>151419525 >>151419529 >>151419577 >>151419876
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
Anonymous Australia No.151419513
footy but with a european handball could be interesting, kinda like gaelic footy
Anonymous Australia No.151419515 >>151419526
>>151419489
Seems like theres gonna be a bunch of absolutely rubbish teams next year
Anonymous Australia No.151419521 >>151419535
limp bizkit filtered millions
Anonymous Australia No.151419522 >>151419533
>afl match goes overtime into when the next match is supposed to start
>delay the later match

>aflw match goes overtime
>who cares lol
Anonymous Australia No.151419524
>>151419506
its stiffy time
Anonymous Australia No.151419525
>>151419506
this is the first picture i've seen of him where he's the tallest person in the photo
Anonymous Australia No.151419526
>>151419515
I think it will be a repeat of last year where there's 10 teams in it (maybe 11 now) and the rest just making up the numbers.
Anonymous Australia No.151419529 >>151419538
>>151419506
kek did this little nibba actually travel to Perth for this slop?
Anonymous Australia No.151419531
Boops loves his womens wrestling
Anonymous Australia No.151419533
>>151419522
the 6 viewers must be fuming
Anonymous Australia No.151419535
>>151419521
holy kek was just listening to them. starting to believe my schizo theory about this place
Anonymous Australia No.151419538 >>151419559
>>151419529
Wouldn't you? If you loved womens wrestling?
Anonymous Australia No.151419546
Did boops get a pic with rhea heckin rhipley?
Anonymous Australia No.151419552 >>151419561
imagine praying with gary ablett jnr
Anonymous Australia No.151419559
>>151419538
I live here but I didn't. those hoes aren't worth the exorbitant ringside seats
Anonymous Australia No.151419561
>>151419552
would be cool ngl, even if he's an evangelical happyclapper
Anonymous Australia No.151419564 >>151419619
>>151419454
the first time i did anal i tried gaping her basically right away and a nugget of shit fell out. bit of a mood killer.
Anonymous Australia No.151419568
I watch afl slop channels to ensure they show up in your recommendeds
Anonymous Australia No.151419575 >>151419588
did eggfooty cry this year
Anonymous Australia No.151419577 >>151419585
>>151419506
bro could actually make it if he started lifting and packed on some muscle
Anonymous Australia No.151419581 >>151419587
Anyone had that fried cookie dough from KFC?
Anonymous Australia No.151419585
>>151419577
He's already made it
Anonymous Australia No.151419587 >>151419590
>>151419581
no i have an iota of self-respect
Anonymous Australia No.151419588
>>151419575
Didn't watch enough of his new video to find out
Anonymous Australia No.151419590
>>151419587
I think I'm ready to abandon mine.
Anonymous Australia No.151419591 >>151419594
I havent had KFC (or any fast food for that matter, besides local pizza and fish and chips) since new years eve 2023
Anonymous Australia No.151419593
didnt realise i signed up to some poofs food blog
Anonymous Australia No.151419594
>>151419591
nice, onya mate
Anonymous Australia No.151419597 >>151419606
I rarely have KFC
I have it maybe once a year
Have Hungry Jacks maybe 5 times a year
Maybe Mcdonalds 3 times a year
Maybe Subway once a year
Subway is great though I should get it more often
Always liked Subway
Anonymous Australia No.151419598
I feel nauseous after kfc
Anonymous Australia No.151419605
isn't using 'chief' as a handle a bit racist?
Anonymous Australia No.151419606
>>151419597
lotta cuties work at subway and you get to talk to them
Anonymous Australia No.151419609
I had skewers from china town for dinner
Anonymous Australia No.151419612 >>151419628
I got a quarter pounder the other day and it was fucking tiny
I dont think I'll get Mcdonalds again
Their burgers are too small
Anonymous Australia No.151419614 >>151419617 >>151419621 >>151419631 >>151419637 >>151419642 >>151419901
GIVE ME A KINO TO WATCH YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS
Anonymous Australia No.151419617 >>151419627
>>151419614
Platoon
Anonymous Australia No.151419619
>>151419564
Wtf
Anonymous Australia No.151419621 >>151419627
>>151419614
full metal jacket
Anonymous Australia No.151419627
>>151419617
>>151419621
>warslop
Anonymous Australia No.151419628 >>151419643 >>151419644
>>151419612
The Big Mac is the perfect burger
Anonymous Australia No.151419631
>>151419614
saving private ryan
Anonymous Australia No.151419637 >>151419639
>>151419614
Her
Anonymous Australia No.151419639
>>151419637
>ai slop
Anonymous Australia No.151419642 >>151419647
>>151419614
The Tree of Life
top three film for me
Anonymous Australia No.151419643 >>151419671
>>151419628
Yeah every time I've had a big mac i've enjoyed it, it is a good burger, but its too small
I dont want to get Mcdonalds again
I'll just get Hungry Jacks from now on
I think double whoppers are the best
Anonymous Australia No.151419644
>>151419628
Grand Big Mac is the best
If they had that on the permanent menu i'd be as big as a house
Anonymous Australia No.151419647 >>151419651 >>151419804
>>151419642
or the Knight of Cups, anything Terence Malick
Anonymous Australia No.151419651 >>151419662
>>151419647
>Terence Malick
great taste
Anonymous Australia No.151419652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MjePPi2NBU
Anonymous Australia No.151419657 >>151419667
iggs
Anonymous Australia No.151419658
hed
Anonymous Australia No.151419660 >>151419673
i think these threads have the highest percent of people with jobs and thats saying something
Anonymous Australia No.151419662 >>151419669 >>151419691
>>151419651
The goat, think it’s more that specific cinematographer he worked with on those films that gave him the iconic look/feel he is known for, forgot his name
Anonymous Australia No.151419667
>>151419657
crisp
Anonymous Australia No.151419669
>>151419662
emmanuel lubezki yeah, absolute kino machine
Anonymous Australia No.151419671
>>151419643
big arch burger? HJs blows mcshit out of the water agreed but that one is good even if it feels like paying more for what a big mac should be
Anonymous Australia No.151419673 >>151419690
>>151419660
>tfw living the wagie life
Anonymous Australia No.151419680
Will probably get a tripple whopper next time I get Hungry Jacks to be honest
Anonymous Australia No.151419690 >>151419693
>>151419673
its all good cause I work from home twice a week where all I do is play video games on company time
Anonymous Australia No.151419691 >>151419723
>>151419662
I don't know how much Lubezki contributed to Malick's aesthetic. Malick had already made three of his best films before he worked with him.
Anonymous Australia No.151419692
some poof just posted in the wrong thread lol here he comes
Anonymous Australia No.151419693
>>151419690
fucking crispo
Anonymous Australia No.151419699 >>151419702 >>151419712
Stop mentioning food. I have only $15 to tide me over until next week.
Anonymous Australia No.151419702
>>151419699
send me your pay ID mate
Anonymous Australia No.151419712
>>151419699
buy a bag of rice and some cans of tuna or beans/lentils
should tide you over
Anonymous Australia No.151419715
Thinking about backing every thing Mark Zahra rides at Caulfield tomorrow
Anonymous Australia No.151419717 >>151419725 >>151419896 >>151419963
Anonymous Australia No.151419723 >>151419745
>>151419691
Fair enough, I haven’t seen enough of Malick yet to know, only tree of life, knight of cups and thin red line. Which others do you recommend?
Anonymous Australia No.151419725 >>151419766 >>151419970 >>151419980
>>151419717
why does this bloke go to the usa every off season
Anonymous Australia No.151419727 >>151419765
oi chuck us the ball kid
Anonymous Australia No.151419745 >>151419807
>>151419723
Badland and Days of Heaven are essential Malick.
Anonymous Australia No.151419765
>>151419727
crisp year 12 about to boot it away
Anonymous Australia No.151419766
>>151419725
big
Anonymous Australia No.151419767 >>151419771 >>151419773 >>151419813 >>151421981
Sistzas wedding tomorrow. Hope you lads have a good weekend
Anonymous Australia No.151419770
Highest scoring game in AFLW history tonight fellas
Anonymous Australia No.151419771
>>151419767
cheers mate, all the best to you and your sister
Anonymous Australia No.151419773
>>151419767
think about the massive load your sister is going to cop in her vagina tomorrow night
Anonymous Australia No.151419785 >>151419789
my brother had whiskey dick on his wedding night, drunkest person there i reckon, says he passed out on the bed before attempting consummation
Anonymous Australia No.151419789
>>151419785
Grim memory. What a way to end a special day.
Anonymous Australia No.151419791 >>151419799 >>151419810
Why do people drink and do drugs at weddings?
Anonymous Australia No.151419799
>>151419791
I did ecstasy at a friend's wedding. It was like a big party so and a bunch of others were so why not?
I would only have a few beers max at my own wedding.
Anonymous Australia No.151419804
>>151419647
>Malick
something about his work just doesn't really engage me. like it's not as deep as it purports to be. i liked badlands though.
Anonymous Australia No.151419807
>>151419745
Ta
Anonymous Australia No.151419810
>>151419791
ive been to a handful of weddings and never seen anyone do drugs at one
Anonymous Australia No.151419813
>>151419767
ever overheard her rooting?
Anonymous Australia No.151419816
i like kieslowski's films
Anonymous Australia No.151419820 >>151419824 >>151419826 >>151419829 >>151419831 >>151419832 >>151419839 >>151419906
if no one would ever know about it, would you /alf/?
Anonymous Australia No.151419821
i am just a angry hateful anti social prick
Anonymous Australia No.151419824
>>151419820
Her shoulder are hairier than mine. Way hairier.
Anonymous Australia No.151419826
>>151419820
gotta be more specific iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.151419827 >>151419833 >>151420417
I am going to drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes at the park on a walk, see you on the other side. Cheers.
Anonymous Australia No.151419829
>>151419820
lotta georgia maq about her
Anonymous Australia No.151419831
>>151419820
she kinda cute ngl
Anonymous Australia No.151419832
>>151419820
that is a man right?
Anonymous Australia No.151419833 >>151419840
>>151419827
enjoy mate, hooroo
Anonymous Australia No.151419836
can't think of director who fell off harder than jarmusch
Anonymous Australia No.151419839
>>151419820
>if no one would ever know about it
absolutely i always love a girl with no make up
Anonymous Australia No.151419840
>>151419833
>hooroo
has anyone under 50 said this since the millennium?
Anonymous Australia No.151419864 >>151419875
lmao the tranny stabber was actually ftm
Anonymous Australia No.151419875 >>151419917
>>151419864
It's a mtf. They're calling him "Lauren" and all the news reports refer to him as "she". If it were a ftm it'd be the other way around.
Anonymous Australia No.151419876 >>151420426
>>151419506
Malaga Markets. Food court. Tomorrow.
Anonymous Australia No.151419896 >>151419949
>>151419717
>Baltimore
He likes them big and black
Anonymous Australia No.151419901
>>151419614
The Fountain
Anonymous Australia No.151419905 >>151419916
Watching videos of cats makes me want to own one again.
Anonymous Australia No.151419906
>>151419820
yes, higher test than most women would make her a demon in the sack
Anonymous Australia No.151419909 >>151419924
Why do you blokes say Sam Mitchell likes to watch black men have sex with his wife?
Anonymous Australia No.151419916
>>151419905
crisp, do recommend
Anonymous Australia No.151419917 >>151419922 >>151419942 >>151419954
>>151419875
never changed her name apparently but her fb was still open and it shows the progression. got on test a few years ago.
Anonymous Australia No.151419922
>>151419917
shame, what a waste
Anonymous Australia No.151419924
>>151419909
hey zach
Anonymous Australia No.151419942
>>151419917
that's so fucking sad
Anonymous Australia No.151419949
>>151419896
>New York
>Baltimore
He has a 'type'. Expect Philadelphia or Atlanta soon
Anonymous Australia No.151419954
>>151419917
still would
Anonymous Australia No.151419960 >>151420022 >>151420059
do you blokes reckon bodybuilder chicks fuck good?
Anonymous Australia No.151419963
>>151419717
stayed up late to snort lines and watch his wife get the BBC treatment
Anonymous Australia No.151419970
>>151419725
wife needs a resleeve after the trade period
Anonymous Australia No.151419978 >>151419986 >>151420000
honestly? epic
Anonymous Australia No.151419980
>>151419725
Why does he always go to the places with the highest black populations?
Anonymous Australia No.151419986
>>151419978
Okay this rules
Anonymous Australia No.151420000
>>151419978
tom petroro is a shadowy dark figure
he is an gent of rig
Anonymous Australia No.151420018 >>151420021
i should make a yt kino exposing all the agents and their hand with being involved in the rigging of afl and being the merchant of the fix
Anonymous Australia No.151420021 >>151420029
>>151420018
Sorry buddy you aren't RC.
Anonymous Australia No.151420022
>>151419960
100%
Anonymous Australia No.151420029 >>151420041
>>151420021
i am well aware of that and thank the lord every day for it
Anonymous Australia No.151420041
>>151420029
You dissn my boy?
Anonymous Australia No.151420047
put your trip on RC and get the aloe so I can cane your fat fucking arse like I've done for the last decade, fucking loser.
Anonymous Australia No.151420054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aDutHedqM
Anonymous Australia No.151420059
>>151419960
imagine all the protein powder poos she's done
Anonymous Australia No.151420218
p[ools closed
Anonymous Australia No.151420275 >>151420550 >>151420886
i have a crippling scat porn addiction
Anonymous Australia No.151420417
>>151419827
back
Anonymous Australia No.151420426
>>151419876
crisp location
Anonymous Australia No.151420550
>>151420275
you can get through it mate, I'm a year clean
Anonymous Australia No.151420886
>>151420275
crisp me'za

for me its Ninounini
Anonymous Australia No.151421110 >>151421389 >>151422810
Don't try to wake me in the morning cause I will be gone
Anonymous Australia No.151421389
>>151421110
Anonymous Australia No.151421936 >>151421957
Hello
Anonymous Australia No.151421957
>>151421936
Hell yes?
Anonymous Australia No.151421981
>>151419767
her husband's penis is going to be thrusting in and out of her sopping wet vagina this time tomorrow
Anonymous Australia No.151421994
.
Anonymous Australia No.151422017
Would Ella Roberts approve of you guys posting this stuff?
Anonymous Australia No.151422039
don't reckon ella would be too thrilled when i'm sitting on /alf/ posting >iykwim haha when i'm meant to be consummating our marriage
Anonymous Australia No.151422157
Clear eyes. Full hearts.
Anonymous Australia No.151422810
>>151421110
crisp morning jogger
Anonymous Australia No.151423073
https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-great-feminization/
Anonymous Australia No.151425689 >>151425777
dead thread
dead community
dead sport
Anonymous Australia No.151425777
>>151425689
we're in /ayy/ mate
Anonymous Australia No.151425994
gma
Anonymous Australia No.151426118 >>151426205 >>151426330
why dont you make a new thread you stupid fucking retard
Anonymous Australia No.151426205
>>151426118
Why? There's nothing to discuss. The season and trade period is over.
Anonymous Australia No.151426330
>>151426118
good idea

>>151426313
>>151426313
>>151426313