Thread 151408311

Trade wrap up edition

Good morning, /afl/!

>>151408311 (OP)
So according to the AFL, salary cap fraud and stretching out your arms are worth the same punishment ($40,000 suspended).

If that's the case why don't all teams just cheat like geelong?

/afl/ stands firmly against the meddling and corruption the (((player agents))) cause

https://youtu.be/IhnQwo0wHEU
gma

>>151409251
cokefiend sexpest nonce

>>151409757
Hes based?

fuck up mick you transgender paedophile

he's not me retard
applied for nee meds yet mate antimickspergsperg
show me on the doll where i touchéd you

>>151410738
>nee
new*

>>151411006
Ports plan???

>>151410738
(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>151408469
>salary cap fraud
you are an incorrigible liar

dosn hip 2026

might go eat some more food despite not being remotely hungry

>>151412718
>incorrigible
Thanks anon, that support is going to get me through the rest of my day.

Mickhead posts garbage, then claims its not him and insults the anons who call him out.

Mods do us a favour and ban him

hes not me retard

James bartel looks absolutely horrendous for 40 years old, cunt probably has aids

>>151413064
deal with it faggot
sook bitch when did you blow in

>>151413064
Kill yourself

Corrrrrrrrrrr just seen a sight

>>151414408
giss a pic mate

>>151414430
They've gone unfortunately

been dropping absolute collingwoods list management teams all day

>>151408311 (OP)
Does anyone have last year's report card? I'd like to see how their meme rankings compared to the team's actual output

>>151415025
Found it

>>151415224
yeah these are a crock of shit
fuck the media is gay

>>151411427
Take Ah Chee for free in the PSD

>>151411427
Plan?

>>151415224
>>151415241
I think its pretty accurate with exception of Carltons season

>>151413064
pics or it didn't happen champ

Challenge: Come up with a team name that is alphabetically later than the current latest team (Western Bulldogs). As soon as a name is provided for a new fictional team, you must one-up the next latest name

>>151416054
Wollongong Warriors

>>151416054
i'm not doing your job for free dil

>>151416086
Yarraville Yowies

>>151409251
This cunt is weird looking
Fuck I hate him

>>151416616
he's not me retard iykwim haha

>>151416197
Yellow Rock Lobsters

business idea: a deodorant that smells like petrol

*bangs hammer*

>>151416949
Zillmere Zebras

>>151416952
I think the market would be too small.

>>151416984
Zumsteins Theresnothingleftdontbother

>>151417048
Zuytdorp Zoomers.
What do I win?

crazy how girls will walk past a full beach cafe in a barely there bikini with their cute little butts on display and think nothing of it but walk in on one getting changed and she's in her underwear and she's mortified. weird

Will you watch the AFLW gf?

>>151417105
heck yeah

>>151417105
no

Australia is preparing to accept Palestinian refugees from Gaza.

>>151417105
nah already tuning the synapses for a summer of /cric/ posting

>>151417139
jk it's just more jeets

>>151417139
good i hope all the bleeding heart faggots will take them in and realise what animals they are once the Iranian propoganda wears off

>>151417139
Why must we be the world's toilet? I don't want Palestinians genocided but I also don't want them here. Fuck Israel.

>>151411613
Based mods have banned mickhead

>>151417183
said it here before but we're a perfect beta test country for NWO schemes. (Somewhat) anglo and Western, geographically isolated and surrounded by water generally out of sight out of mind for the rest of the world so they roll out shit here to see how it'll go in the wider world. Nuke Pine Gap and Mt. Zion.

but most of all nuke Port Adelaide. Gonna have a nothing year in 2026 and I guarantee the only thing Carr has learned is how to be a smug cunt like Hinkley with those faggot glasses of his

>>151417179
the bleeding hearts faggots dont live anywhere near where they will be housed

>>151417250
>Single extremely flawed study done by Indians
Legitimately fake and gay horseshit but at least they have headlines, huh?

>twitter slop from 4am doomscrolling
grim

>>151417250
>GIVE ME A BABY BEFORE YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BABY
lol
lmao even

>>151417269
>>151417270
>>151417326

>be in high school
>all the pro-refugees and pro-multiculturalism kids lived in the rich, white suburbs of my city
>all the immigrants typically get dumped in my poorer suburb
>definitely would've gotten called racist/xenophobic if i said to the rich kids "they can live here but i don't want them in my suburb"
anyone else's high school experience like this?

No one in high school has opinion on refugees or multiculturalism you sad sperg

mumza's acting weird now because i said i "like" kate bush in that way
apparently mum used to be a spitting of her back in the day so i basically said to my mum that i find her sexually attractive

>>151416949
meant Yellow Rock Spiders iykwim haha chee

>>151417368
I was the class clown and told my (Indian) english teacher how the Chinese were going to take NZ then Tasmania because no-one cares about Tasmania and then it's just a short hop across the Bass to Victoria. How wrong I was and it was her people that would destory Australia. She also put "has Hitler-like tendencies on my mid-term report as a joke but my faggots parents hit the roof. Good times kek

>>151417347
By all means go and show me the 60 year old women being impregnated by 25 year old men and birthing healthy babies. We have countless examples of the inverse but no, this single Indian study should trump reality.

>>151417409
Yes.

>>151417377
your tiktok zoomie classmates might not've but my millennial ones certainly did

>>151417105
only if it's a legal high scoring grand final but there's never even an aflw legal high scoring game lol lmao even

>>151417402
>also put "has Hitler-like tendencies" on my mid-term report as a joke
kek

fuck up mick, you're obviously itching to arrowpost again you autistic cunt

>>151417250
peter daicos had nick at 41

>>151417472
and his wife was 73 chud

>nick daicos's mother is 96
i don't know why that has me giggling like a retard

>>151417368
not quite but had a bunch of south sudos in my high school before or just when it became a country
cheers to henry kissinger and the whole 7 countries in 5 years plan
fuck that cunt

Its so easy to upset you fags, I'm not going to but I could easily post screenshots of rubbish from reddit and twitter and get you fags in a huff kek

i remember in grade 5 when a kid from sierra leone was about to join our class and the teacher went on a rant about how if anyone calls him a nigger they'd be in the deepest shit ever.
we all just sat there thinking you're the one who just made the association of him with 'nigger' you stupid bitch.

>>151417472
explains a lot

>>151417612
this is the most retarded aspect of commiepoofs
they're always guilty of what they accuse others of

>>151417612
had something similar with me in year 7. teacher sat everyone down and said that we will soon have an AFRICAN student join our class do don't make any RACIST comments. dumb bitch, no one would've given a fuck, no one would've cared what colour he was, no one would've made a big deal about it until she did. he would've been just another student and now she's singled him out as the BLACK AFRICAN IMMIGRANT student

>>151417612
>>151417649
/r/ThatHappened

>>151417654
yeah, got no reason to make it up

losing weight is legitimately easy as fuck, have no idea what women are complaining about all the time

>>151417649
not surprised
teacher didn't tell us anything but we had this african student down the road but this was before gamergate and ows and almost all the ows bullshit
from memory he was alright yet noone ever cares about the white kids huh

>>151417714
because they are emotionally driven and retarded
>I feel fat and that makes me feed bad
>I don't want to feel bad I want to feel good
>I eat a cinnamon scroll to feel good again
etc. etc.

>>151417714
Have you ever lost weight before?

>>151417740
the missus is always bringing home sugary snacks and treats and shit on the way home from work, fucks me off to no end
>but i'm tired and hungry after work!
eat a better lunch and don't stay up past midnight on your phone every night then. fuck women are stupid
worst part is she always wants "help" eating that shit, fucking up my hunger patterns and nutrition

>>151417746
yes

>>151417746
*giggles*
no
*chuckles*
but
get this right cunt
*laughs*
steven
*chortles*
weigh
*howls*

>>151417774
kel everytime

>>151417759
How much?

>>151417754
absolute gains goblins I tell my missus the same thing. drink more water, don't eat so much shit and you won't have to have a cry about breakouts on your face. full retard.

>>151417746
/r/yes

>>151417746
nta but I used to post a gimmick here as cheatday bro and I've legitimately lost 37kg twice (gained it back boozing and travelling) second time I added on 10kg on purpose of muscle and currently sit around 90kg

>>151417807
i've lost about 15kg since late june

>>151417810
yep, that's how it is ay, it's all shrimple as fuck

went to a nude beach once and there was a chick doing a topless photoshoot while some guy was standing behind a rock in the water jerking off
wonder what team he supports

>>151417838
>watching the real show while jerking themselves off uselessly
has to be St. Kilda

I lost 16 kg in 21 days water fasting and doing light exercise in the evenings

>>151417838
i'm a tigers fan mate

>>151417840
lmao

might support goldcoast iykwim haha

I've seen something that you guys would make fun of my club over so I'm not going to share it.

>>151417893
nah go on mate, we can laugh at it together if you know it's shit, all clubs are retarded at some point

>>151417902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfTjPuZq9d8

>>151417893
back to bigfooty

>>151417923
nevermind

>>151417920
why would we make fun of you for that?

>>151417920
the worst thing about this is his fucking dumb gay retarded as fucking shit haircut

>>151417942
I agree. Awful hair cut. Wife and two kids btw.

>>151417942
Nah, being a faux-faggot attention whore is the worst thing about him.

>titmus retired
>age: 25
wtf

>>151417951
I agree.

>>151417920
told you blokes ella roberts is a dyke

I look like a faggot

>>151417951
Wife and two kids btw.

>>151417893
>he saw an iggs home game in 2025
lmao'ing at your "life"

>>151417964
obviously she'd be groomed worst thing is they'll probably convincer her to troon out and you know what that means

fucking hate modern australians talk in sentences thAT GO LIKE THIS?! every sentences has a specific cadence thAT THEY USE?!

>>151417958
25 for a woman is like 35 for a guy

>>151415224
>collingwood A-
kek

heard a 10 year old kid say nigga

>>151408311 (OP)
how were hawthorn and the dogs worse than richmond
and how is north better than those two

>>151417984
it's zoomer anxiety, there are 3 cadence inflections to speech. Upwards (what you're referring to you), neutral (normal) and downwards (a command). People are so riddled with phone and diet fueled anxiety they have to make everything they say sound like A QUESTION? so they appear less threatening.

>>151417988
yeah i guess she's just going the kids route like barty idk how old she was when she quit i think similar age
>>151417984
all australians do that not just modern ones champ

>>151417989
They were top majority of the season and at one point looked easy flag favs, faded but still made the prelim.

>>151408311 (OP)
>>151417999
How the Hawks didn't get an F is beyond me.
>fucked their entire trade period chasing le 30 year old prospect
>only club to not add a single player to their roster

>rumors that Fred might try and shark Ah Chee
kek

>>151418060
where? seems unlikely imo

>>151418060
They should. Are teams really just going to let a player as good as Ah Chee go to another contender for free? Insanity.

>>151418070
was watching the trade radio wrap up with Fred's list manager and the interviewer broached it as they have a pick before Adelaide in the PSD, even though the guy said no and downplayed he rattled off a couple of numbers that seemed well thought out

ah chee's not that good, just that the talent pool is so thin any halfway decent player is esteemed to be better than they actually are

fleecedbane

>>151418060
Hes wants to go to Adelaide, specifically the crows. He can just say no. Why draft a player who doesn't want to go to your club?

>>151418109
It's an interesting discussion

>>151418109
yeah I know, was just reporting what I'd seen. From the rest of the clip it sounds like Fred are happy with where their list is at, as they wanted more in-game flexibility to tackle issues that come up (Jackson going mid or forward as an example) and seem happy with adding McVee to help Clark and the prospect of a healthy Young playing mid or going forward at times.

>>151418097
He's pretty good. He'd be more than a role player in a team that wasn't as stacked as the Lions but even if he fills that defensive forward role in a team with already strong forward lines like Adelaide or Freo it will just allow players like Rankine or Bolton to perform even better.

>>151418109
>He can just say no.
He actually can't if a team does select him on the contract terms he nominates. If he does he has to sit out a year. It's whether or not teams are prepared to take someone who is intent to play somewhere else. Is it any different than a team like Essendon keeping a player that wants to be somewhere else?

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>151418126
he's halfway decent yeah, not the star gun player the trade market is treating him like

>>151418136
g'day dard

>>151418109
No then involves retiring and also the mal michael rule where the last club to pick you has rights to you. So you can't just retire and then unretire and go to your club of choice.

>>151418141
is there a certain time limit on how long you have to be retired for before coming back? Didn't Stephenson want to come out of retirement after getting gaped at NORF for so long he just hung up the boots?

>>151408931
actually pretty good choon, cheers mate

>>151418154
Ah yes, the Youi Lions. A solid team innit

>>151418179
Youi McLions

>trusting your livelihood and playing career to a fat manlet who wears off the rack Myer shirts over his fat guts and sports a backpack
ngmi

>>151418179
what an odd post
do other teams not other sponsors?

>>151418201
kek, thought that too, backpack looks so juvenile

>>151418210
what's worse is it looks fucking empty, you can easily have an over the shoulder bag for a laptop and paper notebook if need be

What crossbody messenger do youse use?

>>151418217
>21 seconds
disturbing bot behavior

>tailored shirt
>laptop satchel

>>151418201
What the fuck is with that backpack? This dude represents Lachie Neale and Marcus Bontempelli. He surely has money. Why not get a nice leather satchel bag or something at the very least?

I have and use a suitcase, unironically.

>>151418223
Ive been found out

>>151418168
yeah tis a ripper innit

>>151418223
You slob.

Coach bum bag purchased straight from the qt store cashier fashionista

awww yeah fuck me good mayte

test

cricket sucks

noice i'm back. ip range was banned earlier.

>>151418302
welcome back mate

>>151418306
It used to be one of the best sports on earth. Now it's almost all just T20 slop that panders to Indians near exclusively

>blow up your salary cap for one year to own the brisbane lions!
pick 23 will seem like a good deal in hindsight

>>151418342
the crows are fine

>>151418342
The last offer from the Lions was two future 2nds which will likely end up picks in the 40s. No idea why risking the PSD is preferable to that. They deserve to watch him go to Port or Freo.

>>151418364
based

not clicking that, explain why you posted it or whatever you want to discuss

>>151418364
>?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule

>>151418364
based

>>151418378
I only skimmed it but basically if you use artificial grass you are retarded, it drives down sell price because micro plastics and buyers want to buy places with real grass

cleanurls nigga

The government should do something and ban it!!!!

>>151418391
if the pivotal factor against fake grass is its impact on house prices then we as a nation are beyond saving

>>151418414
get a job you bum

>>151418414
nah it's more so the environmental impact whether real or imagined and that in turn affects what buyers are willing to pay but I think they have a point about it degrading into PFAS. Always used to think it was bizarre watching my aunt vacuum the artificial turf around their pool.

Are their any Palestinian AFL players? Where does Bashar Houli come from?

>>151418433
seethe

>>151418447
Australia.

australians are dangerous and randomly stab people
perhaps they should think about wanting to move here

>>151418438
yeah the case against plastics is a valid concern tbf
yet another cancerous plague america has impacted upon the world

>>151418447
lebanese background

would much rather 10s of thousands a year dying from avoidable causes than the government nanny stating every possible problem as they do currently

>>151418474
nonce

>>151418459
>australians are dangerous and randomly stab people
Some of them perhaps.

>>151418483
>micksperg 1 year post-transition

need more $300k knife disposal bins from a company that by pure coincidence is from a company that a group of ex politicians own

troons have to be gladio style psyop don't they?

>>151418474
based car dealership owner

>>151418483
Victoria, not even once

>>151418483
Are we ready to have the conversation about the disproportionate amount of violent crime committed by transgender individuals?

>>151418454
I just thought with the fact we are taking in a refugee influx of Palestinians they'd cheer for a Palestinian AFL player.

>>151418502
i don't know why people are shocked. they are quite literally mentally ill.

did a geelong at work today and the toilet broke or something and it didnt go down
i just left without telling anyone

>>151418483
I could fix her

>>151418540
>her

Do you blokes own any afl merch?

>>151418548
I've got a Crows scarf from the 90s somewhere; that's about it.

>>151418548
a few scarves and beanies

>>151418548
heaps of old Fred shit from when I used to go to games at Subi

>>151418548
I have like 3 Match balls and then a soft foam one and then 2 little footies.

>>151418557
Theirs some shit on that car bro.

>>151418569
yeah mate, some cool shit.

>>151418577
GOT HIM

>>151418577
So you let cool down and harden?

What's for dinner, lads?

Do you reckon these Palestinian refugees would take up footy when they get here?

so yeah you're gay
*rips enter sandman*

>>151418596
monster uber jeets order from the fish and chip shop

finna duolingo for a bit

>>151418623
crisp skilled migrant

>>151418596
Alcohol and cigarettes

>>151418623
waste of time in my experience

>>151418596
Leftover pizza.

5-6-7-8
My boot scootin baby is driving me crazy

>>151418637
yeah it's really only supplementary to my real studies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXAV20GhO2E

This is from 14 years ago about a jew/palestine playing afl together for peace. Sad how things have ended up in that region of the world.

>>151418596
This >>151418643 but freshly made

looking to fuck or be fucked tonight

cheese pizza is gross but hspizza is based

How good is it being neet lads.

make like a pizza and stick your head in an oven you nonce fuck, kill yourself

>>151418694
sneaky reference

>>151418696
would rather be employed but i don't have the confidence or self-esteem to apply for work

>>151418725
this but bummers for rejecting a better future to pretend to act hard

2 footo matches tonight

will the draft hurry the FUCK up

>>151418714
Employment sucks. Perhaps it's okay if you have a job doing something you actually enjoy but that's like 1% of the population and the sacrifice of wage slaving doesn't pay the bills like it used to. Sacrificing all your time to just get by with a little extra money for trinkets is soul crushing.

>>151418694
agreed

I haven't had a job for decades

>>151418714
>would rather be employed
why

>ka ying rising out to $1.95
Do I load up?

>govt ad about piracy
if you aren't a complete tard you should be safe, r-right?

>>151418769
>gook horse
top kek

always wanted abs but have never even been close

>>151418773
i'm just concerned because i want to download a car

>>151418773
yes they will do fuck all. My father was former LEO and moved into the IT side and had a rigirous background check, including questions about whether your children (me) download movies, he told the truth, yes but he doesn't seed/distribute them. They said that's fair as we monitor all applicant traffic anyway. I downloaded and deleted Hurt Locker 8 different times just because the tribe were kvetching about it being the lowest grossing Best Picture winner ever. Fuck them all.

tl;dr it's just fear propaganda and you're fine.

>watch le news one time
>story about 50,000 people a year go missing in this country
get the fuck outta here
>>151418798
i hope you don't glow my guy

>>151413211
nosebeers do that

>>151418813
just garn walkabout

>>151418808
ok

>>151418813
that one about the kid in SA recently is glowie as fuck. I'm drunk but it's the truth my guy. I'd never lie to MY /alf/

love her

>>151418837
*him

>>151418813
a very large percentage turn up in a few days/weeks i think.

>>151413211
an awful childhood, a career in professional sports and a coke addict harpie wife will do that to a guy
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJT2qCcD9I
>10 years ago
this would be 5 weeks now
what a faggot country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIsT96ywt0
wish this faux analyst could get hit like this again in 2025

There's a handful of posters in here who seem to be genuinely retarded

>>151418864
>a handful
where do you think you are?

withdrew from my super to buy gold

>>151417840
CP eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3xrww_6t6I
this is what they took from us

wish i was alive during the age of sail

>>151417984
It's tik tok rot

>>151418869
very based if it's actual physical in your hands

>>151418864
no but steven may

>>151418007
No, they don't, zoom zoom

>>151418871
fuck, now i want a kebab

>>151418871
beyond based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2IDpbrUgXM

wait so you are telling me that will ashcroft debuted a year later than nick daicos, had a knee injury that took him out of the game for 12 months
yet he has 2 norm smith medals to daicos 0 norm smith medals?

remember when were just kids smashing cones in the bakyard, laughing our heads off, didn’t care if it was dry as dirt. now look at everyone off their head on the gear. we were happier with two cones and a feed from servo

>>151418885
Food for thought innit?

>>151418872
Do you now?

>>151418871
>>151418881
wtf is this dogshit

holy zoom zoom

>>151418773
read about usafag anons who get letters by ISP, this doesn't happen here i think

>>151418891
based zoom zoom

>>151418895
it does but it's a malicious practice known as prospective invoicing. it's essentially one level about scam phone calls. Wipe your arse with the letter and throw it in the trash.

>>151418890
yes

>>151418871
>>151418881
fat pizza was never good
it was sincere though, which is perhaps more important

>>151418888
fuckin oath cunt real talk bro. them were the days aye, no stress, no fake dogs. wish we could have one more arvo like that.

>>151418902
trying too hard/10

>>151418910
no i'm just pretentious like this

>>151418880
enjoy your saturated fat

>>151418902
at the time it was actually good. but only for a couple seasons.

>fat pizza
please keep it alf related boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tRYeucecM

>>151418919
I'll pull out the fat from my pants and saturate your face

>>151418902
Paul Fenech has never made anything good in his entire career/life.

>>151418904
i been saying for years let’s have a sesh, catch up, whatever never happens. then everyone wonders why i packed up and left town, i dont talk to no cunt no more besides my mum and shes crook

>fat pizz
>pauley walkin at night
>gang of africans circles him
>"IMMIGRATION, IMMIGRATION!"
>africans disperse
kek

Come on guys, stop posting crap.

i had a dream mr beast died

>>151418927
god i wish i had a toula slam pig in my life

>>151418943
>Yes, goy, it's hilarious that your cities are being taken over by third world subhumans!

>>151418949
comedy comes from a dark place

i am *litrally* bobo gigliotti
>cook pizzas
>psychotic, violent tendencies
>live with my loving mumza
>get boners and a crazy look in my eye whenever i see pretty girls

>fat pizza in 2025
>pizza shop is owned by indians
>all of the crew members are indians that dont speak a lick of english
>no comedy

still waiting for a post number ending in 67

>>151418927
Rocky is the most sane Tigers fan there is.

watching the a-league

>>151418950
Until the joke isn't funny anymore because it cuts too deep.

about to make a post in nrl

wait no longer

67 get it hahahaha

hehehehehehheheheehehe

>>151418954
there was hints with the Indian taxi driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9GwYX4s5E

>consecutive posts
>67 missed
really makes you think

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU SUM COMEDY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4XaLwXpLQ

>>151418978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkS8-9_R628

Putting on weight is impossible.

>>151418957
off by ONE
fuuuuuuuuuuuu

Josie and the Pussy Cats
small tits but meaty flaps

>>151418985
hao ling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlufNCTxKU

Did you start the /ayy/ thread, woganon?
I'll jump in

>>151418981
why not just eat a lot of food?

>>151418992
I'm not a wog
I didn't get much positive feedback for it leading up to tonight, so I decided not to start a thread.

>>151408311 (OP)
I thought West Coast fleeced everybody. So why are they ranked only 7th then? 7 out of 18 is pretty average. Not much of a fleecing, is it?

>>151418997
Food is a meme

cunts wonder why i deleted my facebook, i see it for what it is. bunch of self centred dogs pretending to be happy while people out there struggling. fuck that. i’d rather talk to no cunt than scroll through all that fake shit again.

got an update from windows today

>>151419004
me too but thats because i downloaded a business version of windows 10

>>151419002
drink 4.55 litres of milk a day

>>151418998
Screw it, I'll make a thread and come what may of it

>>151418998
Fair enough mate

are islanders good roots?

>>151419012
heh
>>151419011

>>151419010
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCue-88zy-s
le epic deadline day drama!

>>151419014
no but steven may

+ ken hinkley

L mitchell

random EPL matches on ch.9
wonder if the insane amount of money they paid Optus for it is worth it

>>151419022
They're Cooked

Whos watching aflw tonight?

>>151419030
/ayy/ is up

>>151419022
We're a toxic team at Haw-thorn
We're the toxic toxic Hawks

>>151419014
your pecker might smell of coconut after

i reckon i could convince sarah olle to envelope my penis in her vagina

Mars Attacks is on NItv tonight I have actually never seen it

>>151419036
fuck off turd-stirrer

Hey /afl/, I have some questions about women.

/afl/: Uhh, can't you see I'm reading about the number of gays in the AFL?
Hmm, all of them??

>>151419014
pretty sure NZ islander women have the highest self reported number of partners at like 20+ average so maybe

>>151419042
wtf i love rugby now

i wonder if that troon knifeman had a bigfooty account

the simpsons

>>151419027
as if they were in contention anyway, Kingy is cooked

>>151419046
ACK ACK ACK

kingy went off on a weird sperg at hawthorn for not getting the trade done
not sure what else he wanted them to do

>>151419022
it's because Mitchell is a cunt
He has no friends not even hodgey or lewis are fans of him. He's a sport sperg

Are you blokes even watching the sheilas footy?

>>151419039
Riding the bums with a grin

>>151419060
come up with an offer that essington could actually consider accepting?
if the best they could do was a mid 1r this year, a f1 and some vfl list clogger then they could not afford to bring zerrett in and should have withdrawn

>>151419065
not having a go at you but why is Roughead on staff then? just an easy way to make coin?

>>151419065
The toxicity starts at the head. He's a very toxic person.

zach merett isnt even good lmao
classic 5 in a group of fat chicks

im a manchild and i will NEVER grow up

How do you know Sam Mitchell has no friends? Do you know him personally?

>>151419081
holy based

>>151419081
maybe not mentally, you'll age, so just keep your mouth closed

>>151419081
based and ickpilled

>>151419081
hello Sammy bad luck with Merrett mate

Why are you blokes saying that stabber was trans?

>>151419095
obviously is mate

sentencing tomorrow

miss footy
need a spergout

>>151419107
court on a saturday?
those wagies have to work on weekends?
lmao

>>151419036
kino

MONKE POSTER IS RC!!!!!!

How well do trannies do in gaol?

>>151419121
if they get sent to the women's they are eating gooid

I'm a 450lb man who can barely walk. My life can't get much worse

any guise here play the original FFT then War of the Lions

what do, should i just play it anyway, is it not a big deal not to experience WoTL

>lb
foy

go back to /v/ faggot

what if instead of flogging our own bumholes we flogged each others bumholes

remember when that troon started axing cunts at the servo

pepperidge farms remembers iykwim haha

>>151419153
yeah kek

has anyone here gotten abs before? how long did it take and how fat were you when you started losing weight?

Faggot

remember mason cox dropping the ashes lmao

>>151419136
>lbs
Why are you monitoring your weight in pounds, you 204kg gastropod?

>>151419195
I need to make another bigboomer account kek

there is no one as big as wingsofredemption in /afl/

tonight's 'no: letters from iwo jima

I would abuse drugs if I had access to them

I wouldnt
Im a retarded dropkick loser but im not interested in drugs or vapes or smokes

*shrugs the nick daicos tackle*

>>151419264
how are you a dropkick loser then?

>>151419224
like this?

>>151419278
big jack won't drop those next year

I am legitimately unemployable

I just love eating now. That and porn are my only vices. If I didn't eat only once or twice day I'd probably end up like that 200kg guy who hates his life.

>>151419284
mason...

There is no 200 kilo guy in here

>>151419284
crisp adelaide list manager

>>151419288
He said "450lbs" but that's 200kg. Unless you're suggesting he just made it up. Which is possible.

telethon this weekend

whats the big guy weigh

>>151419278
It's not big maso's fault that the ball is slippery because the sponsors

>>151419271
no idea what the fuck is going on here

I haven't been under 200kg since I was 15

>>151419271
lmao

>>151419296
crisp west Australian

>>151419320
>west Australian
not so fast, i'm matt shirvington

If you can't kick you can't play.

Why not let one of the players do the centre bounce if the DEI umpires can't?

>>151419195
kek you just reminded me i posted on bigfooty last night on the burner

>>151419335
Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious seconds. I have no issue with them getting rid of the bounce but I felt they should've kept the opening bounce. Still keeps the tradition to some degree and if the first bounce of the game is fucked up it can't affect anything.

My arsehole is blown the fuck out

>>151419350
>Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious seconds
Has there ever been a game whose results were impacted by a faulty bounce?

>>151419354
might slide right in

>>151419357
There would be but it's none I can remember. No team is ever going to blame the bounce for them losing, even if it contributed to them missing out on valuable time. It would seem like a copout even if the gripe is legitimate.

My new gimmick I've been working night and day on will somehow involve trains. Little more work to go and ill debut it, not long now!

Going bouldering.

>>151419354
I know that feeling

>>151419381
Nice
I'm thinking that I will have a (trail) run tomorrow

imagine all the work going into 2026 all for it to end in brisbanewinslol

>>151419357
Collingwood vs North Melbourne round 5 2008

>>151419381
bouldering is for fags and women, trad or kys

>>151419394
Stupid fat neek

>>151419391
I remember that

>>151419391
Good example, but going back that far just shows how rare it is. A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1NezkIs_0

Do you blokes think North Melbourne will be bottom 4 again next year?

Ella's breasts are currently bouncing around a field somewhere, slowly getting obliterated by gravity

my igg finna shock a few next year i tell you what

>>151419409
yes

>>151419411
do you think her vagina has ever enveloped a penis or has she been leso her whole life?

think i've got fleas

>>151419404
>A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.
Time isn't put back onto the clock for a recalled bounce. With the 6 - 6 - 6 rule 10 seconds is enough to get a clearance and put it on a chest for a set shot. A recalled bounce can take 10 or more seconds off the clock. Imagine a grand final with one team 1 point down and 12 seconds left on the clock with a centre bounce and a fucked up bounce takes 8 seconds off the clock and decides the game.

rather fleas than the ticks I've had after this week's toil

norf are totally fucking hopeless, the iggs have more promise because at least they have a fuck ton of draft picks

>>151419425
No trust me you don't want fleas. Im currently reading a book on the black death and the last thing you want in your house are fleas

which aflw player would make the most money on onlyfans?
ella roberts would be up there but i reckon tayla harris just for the history

>>151419419
definitely got fucked by her step dad or uncle, that's why all women go lezo

>>151419427
norf for whatever reason insist on managing the club like utter incompetent shit year after year
the clarko hire was an ego thing on his part, he thought he could turn the club around, didn't realise it's an incompetent shitheap from top to bottom

>>151419412
i beleeb ngl
dees wooden spoon desu

>>151419409
Who do they leap frog above them? They finished 3rd last, added no one aside from Spudgo to the team in the trade period and don't have a first rounder. I guess they're young enough that you could expect natural improvement but they seem to have a chronic loser mentality. They just can't win games and I don't see it turning around under the current admin. They need a reset.

>>151419422
The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.
Even this hypothetical absolute worst case scenario isn't enough to justify removing the centre bounce, sorry.

imagine two sexy women having lesbian sex

>>151419435
based dosnke poster

i like boob's

>>151419441
apes together strong

>>151419443
why the fuck did you add an apostrophe

>>151419443
boobs on a screen
bum irl

desu

>>151419443
more of an ass guy

>>151419436
Melbourne, Essendon, Carlton and Port seem like bottom 4 candidates

Have any of you people ever been around a open female bum?
The smell is overwhelming and not in a good way

>>151419452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass

>>151419453
>kept merett to finish bottom 4
KWAB

>>151419437
>The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.
Clock only stops when the umpire determines the bounce is off and it's not always immediate. I've definitely seen ones where it bounces high, drifts with players beneath and 10 seconds have been cleared off the clock by the time they determined it's a disadvantage.
Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back. It's really no big deal to remove it and it eliminates any possible issues of it impacting a game.

>>151419014
the wifes bull sure is

Tonight looks like it will be special

Carlshit
Shittingwood
Essenshit
GWShit
Melshit
North Melshit
Port Shartelaide
Shitmond
Shit Kilda
Shitney
West Shit
Shitscray

I'm assuming West Coast stay bottom and Richmond stay in the bottom 4 too
But next year theres plenty of contenders for the other two spots in the bottom 4

>>151419472
Excuse me sweetie but >we will be pushing for finals next season

hello mr mitchell i am here for hawthorn orientation day i am zachary merrett we spoke on the phone recently

Maybe Essendon get their act together next year and finish 8th then lose the elimination final by 80 points

Ella Roberts is not a lesbian, I will not hear anymore of this until definitive proof

Carltuna
Gillingwood
Essenscale
GWFin
Meltuna
North Meltuna
Port Finelaide
Gilmond
Gill Kilda
Scaleney
West Fin
Gillscray

should only be like 10-12 footy teams and they do a home/away round-robin and that's the fixture

>>151419460
>Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back.
Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.
If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?

>>151419453
I think Carlton and Port will limp on as a middle ladder teams but I'd agree with you on the other two. I guess North will have some competition for the bottom 4 but Eagles, North, Bombers and Dees most likely to be there imo.

The chilli from my banh mi for lunch today is starting to have an effect already

>>151419488
>Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.
Oh right, yeah.
>If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?
I think there's a difference between a ball in space landing and bouncing unpredictably and a human bouncing it unpredictably. It's nice to keep a bit of that unpredictability but removing the umpire bounce just limiting the opportunity for human error to influence a game.

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

footy but with a european handball could be interesting, kinda like gaelic footy

>>151419489
Seems like theres gonna be a bunch of absolutely rubbish teams next year

limp bizkit filtered millions

>afl match goes overtime into when the next match is supposed to start
>delay the later match

>aflw match goes overtime
>who cares lol

>>151419506
its stiffy time

>>151419506
this is the first picture i've seen of him where he's the tallest person in the photo

>>151419515
I think it will be a repeat of last year where there's 10 teams in it (maybe 11 now) and the rest just making up the numbers.

>>151419506
kek did this little nibba actually travel to Perth for this slop?

Boops loves his womens wrestling

>>151419522
the 6 viewers must be fuming

>>151419521
holy kek was just listening to them. starting to believe my schizo theory about this place

>>151419529
Wouldn't you? If you loved womens wrestling?

Did boops get a pic with rhea heckin rhipley?

imagine praying with gary ablett jnr

>>151419538
I live here but I didn't. those hoes aren't worth the exorbitant ringside seats

>>151419552
would be cool ngl, even if he's an evangelical happyclapper

>>151419454
the first time i did anal i tried gaping her basically right away and a nugget of shit fell out. bit of a mood killer.

I watch afl slop channels to ensure they show up in your recommendeds

did eggfooty cry this year

>>151419506
bro could actually make it if he started lifting and packed on some muscle

Anyone had that fried cookie dough from KFC?

>>151419577
He's already made it

>>151419581
no i have an iota of self-respect

>>151419575
Didn't watch enough of his new video to find out

>>151419587
I think I'm ready to abandon mine.

I havent had KFC (or any fast food for that matter, besides local pizza and fish and chips) since new years eve 2023

didnt realise i signed up to some poofs food blog

>>151419591
nice, onya mate

I rarely have KFC
I have it maybe once a year
Have Hungry Jacks maybe 5 times a year
Maybe Mcdonalds 3 times a year
Maybe Subway once a year
Subway is great though I should get it more often
Always liked Subway

I feel nauseous after kfc

isn't using 'chief' as a handle a bit racist?

>>151419597
lotta cuties work at subway and you get to talk to them

I had skewers from china town for dinner

I got a quarter pounder the other day and it was fucking tiny
I dont think I'll get Mcdonalds again
Their burgers are too small

GIVE ME A KINO TO WATCH YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS

>>151419614
Platoon

>>151419564
Wtf

>>151419614
full metal jacket

>>151419617
>>151419621
>warslop

>>151419612
The Big Mac is the perfect burger

>>151419614
saving private ryan

>>151419614
Her

>>151419637
>ai slop

>>151419614
The Tree of Life
top three film for me

>>151419628
Yeah every time I've had a big mac i've enjoyed it, it is a good burger, but its too small
I dont want to get Mcdonalds again
I'll just get Hungry Jacks from now on
I think double whoppers are the best

>>151419628
Grand Big Mac is the best
If they had that on the permanent menu i'd be as big as a house

>>151419642
or the Knight of Cups, anything Terence Malick

>>151419647
>Terence Malick
great taste

iggs

hed

i think these threads have the highest percent of people with jobs and thats saying something

>>151419651
The goat, think it’s more that specific cinematographer he worked with on those films that gave him the iconic look/feel he is known for, forgot his name

>>151419657
crisp

>>151419662
emmanuel lubezki yeah, absolute kino machine

>>151419643
big arch burger? HJs blows mcshit out of the water agreed but that one is good even if it feels like paying more for what a big mac should be

>>151419660
>tfw living the wagie life

Will probably get a tripple whopper next time I get Hungry Jacks to be honest

>>151419673
its all good cause I work from home twice a week where all I do is play video games on company time

>>151419662
I don't know how much Lubezki contributed to Malick's aesthetic. Malick had already made three of his best films before he worked with him.

some poof just posted in the wrong thread lol here he comes

>>151419690
fucking crispo

Stop mentioning food. I have only $15 to tide me over until next week.

>>151419699
send me your pay ID mate

>>151419699
buy a bag of rice and some cans of tuna or beans/lentils
should tide you over

Thinking about backing every thing Mark Zahra rides at Caulfield tomorrow

>>151419691
Fair enough, I haven’t seen enough of Malick yet to know, only tree of life, knight of cups and thin red line. Which others do you recommend?

>>151419717
why does this bloke go to the usa every off season

oi chuck us the ball kid

>>151419723
Badland and Days of Heaven are essential Malick.

>>151419727
crisp year 12 about to boot it away

>>151419725
big

Sistzas wedding tomorrow. Hope you lads have a good weekend

Highest scoring game in AFLW history tonight fellas

>>151419767
cheers mate, all the best to you and your sister

>>151419767
think about the massive load your sister is going to cop in her vagina tomorrow night

my brother had whiskey dick on his wedding night, drunkest person there i reckon, says he passed out on the bed before attempting consummation

>>151419785
Grim memory. What a way to end a special day.

Why do people drink and do drugs at weddings?

>>151419791
I did ecstasy at a friend's wedding. It was like a big party so and a bunch of others were so why not?
I would only have a few beers max at my own wedding.

>>151419647
>Malick
something about his work just doesn't really engage me. like it's not as deep as it purports to be. i liked badlands though.

>>151419745
Ta

>>151419791
ive been to a handful of weddings and never seen anyone do drugs at one

>>151419767
ever overheard her rooting?

i like kieslowski's films

if no one would ever know about it, would you /alf/?

i am just a angry hateful anti social prick

>>151419820
Her shoulder are hairier than mine. Way hairier.

>>151419820
gotta be more specific iykwim haha

I am going to drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes at the park on a walk, see you on the other side. Cheers.

>>151419820
lotta georgia maq about her

>>151419820
she kinda cute ngl

>>151419820
that is a man right?

>>151419827
enjoy mate, hooroo

can't think of director who fell off harder than jarmusch

>>151419820
>if no one would ever know about it
absolutely i always love a girl with no make up

>>151419833
>hooroo
has anyone under 50 said this since the millennium?

lmao the tranny stabber was actually ftm

>>151419864
It's a mtf. They're calling him "Lauren" and all the news reports refer to him as "she". If it were a ftm it'd be the other way around.

>>151419506
Malaga Markets. Food court. Tomorrow.

>>151419717
>Baltimore
He likes them big and black

>>151419614
The Fountain

Watching videos of cats makes me want to own one again.

>>151419820
yes, higher test than most women would make her a demon in the sack

Why do you blokes say Sam Mitchell likes to watch black men have sex with his wife?

>>151419905
crisp, do recommend

>>151419875
never changed her name apparently but her fb was still open and it shows the progression. got on test a few years ago.

>>151419917
shame, what a waste

>>151419909
hey zach

>>151419917
that's so fucking sad

>>151419896
>New York
>Baltimore
He has a 'type'. Expect Philadelphia or Atlanta soon

>>151419917
still would

do you blokes reckon bodybuilder chicks fuck good?

>>151419717
stayed up late to snort lines and watch his wife get the BBC treatment

>>151419725
wife needs a resleeve after the trade period

honestly? epic

>>151419725
Why does he always go to the places with the highest black populations?

>>151419978
Okay this rules

>>151419978
tom petroro is a shadowy dark figure
he is an gent of rig

i should make a yt kino exposing all the agents and their hand with being involved in the rigging of afl and being the merchant of the fix

>>151420018
Sorry buddy you aren't RC.

>>151419960
100%

>>151420021
i am well aware of that and thank the lord every day for it

>>151420029
You dissn my boy?

put your trip on RC and get the aloe so I can cane your fat fucking arse like I've done for the last decade, fucking loser.

>>151419960
imagine all the protein powder poos she's done

p[ools closed

i have a crippling scat porn addiction

>>151419827
back

>>151419876
crisp location

>>151420275
you can get through it mate, I'm a year clean

>>151420275
crisp me'za

for me its Ninounini

Don't try to wake me in the morning cause I will be gone

Hello

>>151421936
Hell yes?

>>151419767
her husband's penis is going to be thrusting in and out of her sopping wet vagina this time tomorrow

.

Would Ella Roberts approve of you guys posting this stuff?

don't reckon ella would be too thrilled when i'm sitting on /alf/ posting >iykwim haha when i'm meant to be consummating our marriage

Clear eyes. Full hearts.

>>151421110
crisp morning jogger

dead thread
dead community
dead sport

>>151425689
we're in /ayy/ mate

gma

why dont you make a new thread you stupid fucking retard

>>151426118
Why? There's nothing to discuss. The season and trade period is over.

>>151426118
good idea

>>151426313
>>151426313
>>151426313