Thread 151409102

Gameweek 8 - Deadline: Sat 18 Oct, 11:00

/sp/ Fantasy Frauds League Code: eo7yto

Everyone selling Joao Pedro now when he's about to play a bunch of shitters

Cole Palmer's still out injured until mid November

Enzo Maresca considering Juventus job

>>151409102 (OP)
thirdies wont like this thumbnail

We are back

>>151409102 (OP)
XAVI SIMONS OUT
ISIDOR OUT

MATETA IN
MINTEH IN

It's template time.

>>151409325
i have pedro neto in draft and he has been pretty average but now their fixtures should make it better

I believe in Salah (c)

First week all season I don't have any injuries or pressing need to get rid of anyone
Think I'm bringing in Isidor for Beto
Want to get rid of Bruno Fernandes but not really seeing anyone much better desu

>>151409442
It's joever

>>151419149
Wrong Pedro apparently, it's Neto

>>151419149
>no enzo
Fuck.

What're the chances Richarlison will start?

>>151419149
Luckily I cleansed my team from Chelski frauds. Only Caicedo remains
>>151418707
Minteh (c) for this GW. I feel it in my bones! *gets a red card in 10th minute with my luck*

Would you bring in Doku or Kudus this week?

>>151419343
He'll probably start and didn't really play for Brazil

>>151419776
Kudus is probably worth a punt. But it's Spurs...

Opinions on Gakpo?

>>151420934
One goal from three attempts last game. 16 shots & 14 chances this season.

how many tomorrow?

lmao peaky blinder haaland

semenyo(c)hads wwa

>>151423546
Me? I'm a Wirtz (C)had.

Start pope or dubravka

>>151423560
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>151424154
Brighton will probably score against Newcastle
Burnley have Leeds and more likely to score than Leeds or it'll be a 0-0

Captained Woltemade (whom I sold Wood to purchase), I think Haalingz will struggle against Everton

>>151422198
Four gøls

reindeer, it's time to go

>>151420934
Will play

Senesi/Guehi bros what is our move

Which Newcastle defender to get? Another gameweek of banking that Arsenal won't get a clean sheet this time

>mbongo
>gakpo
>gyokeres
>1 free transfer
>0.5m ITB
How do I solve this pickle?

>>151435275
Dump mbongo, keep the other two

Start Tarky, VDV, Hartman?

Lets rock , saving 1 ft for next week bb

Who do I even bench? Only reason I'm not bench boosting is Guehi and Semenyo playing against each other.

Do we know if Enzo Fernandez is playing or not?

reckon i'm gonna go from top team to bottom this GW and next but i'm not that sure it's actually the right thing to do so i'm only doing livramento to chalobah this GW. if i change my mind i'll probably regret getting him but oh well
i dont really want joao pedro so could end up being woltemade or whatever. but really if isak or gyokeres perform this weekend this will all go out the window probably.

>>151435498
salah

>>151435540
Need this info too

>>151435540
>>151435747
And the answer is... AAAH FUCK OFF

>bench boost
>caicedo on the bench
least it wasnt enzo

Caicedo didn't go with national team so he just has an issue

>>151435882
That's what £1B+ gets you? That starting XI is shocking.

>>151435882
I didn't transfer him in but watch him score a brace from the bench

>>151435911
He is not even on the bench,

>>151435911
Nvm, I'm dumb.

>>151435901
It's called an injury crisis, chud
>>151435911
>from the bench
heh...

>>151435882
j(p)bros, we're back in business

>>151435954
I can't wait to watch 90 minutes of him getting service from Garnacho.

>>151435882
All they need is a goalkeeper injury and their injured XI will be better than the starting one.

Right, probably the last week for the blanking spaz Joao Pedro

Sanchez MUST get a clean sheet against Forest

>>151436613
surely there is a striker out there averaging more than 0 shots per game

Both of these teams are absolutely shit. Bit of a shame to see Forest look so awful after last season, that's what you get when you hire that fat fraud I suppose.

>>151436613
Woltemade for the time being

>>151436613
>>151436643
Or Bowen

>>151436613
Thiago.

I have transferred enzo in THREE fucking times in 8 gameweeks and of course hes fucking injured on the third time and never did anything the other 2 times i had him fucking jammy wetback

>>151436653
I had Bowen week one and immediately got rid of him, suppose things have changed since though

>>151436711
3 goals in 7 weeks
Good fixtures
Nuno will make West Ham better

>>151436613
I've opted to skimp out on forwards this year. Haaland + two 5ms. The only other striker worth a shit is Ekitike and he's one Isak goal away from never seeing the pitch again before the 60th minute. 5-4-1 or 4-5-1 from now on for me.

2 Chelsea goals. Joao Pedro does fuck all

Thankfully, I finally got rid of Sels & Milenkovic, lads

>>151436846
he will score next week

>>151436995
Nah, Chelsea are a mess and Joao Pedro is a complete waste of time

Reece James gol

>red card gusto
pls hold on trevoh

Genuinely hate Palmer for getting injured and making me buy this shitter.

Sanchez is such a retard

>he doesn't have reece james and pedro neto

oof bruh moment fr finna be lonely at the top no cap.

It's Sunderland next but Joao Pedro is gone. Fuck him, the blanking spaz

jpbros it's all part of the divine plan, now everyone will transfer him out and the believers shall feast or something idk

>>151437323
he is shit and always has been. you got trolled.

>>151437334
never rated him but fell for the high ownership meme, he's not even a #9

>avoided the pedro trap
>hopped on the chalobah train
oh yes. ohohoho yes.

>>151437356
false 9 in the truest sense

Joao Pedro is the biggest troll in this game
Did this last year. Every time I had him, nothing. Get rid, he scores

He's been good for me but I'm running out of patience, it's either him or Penandes next off the rank

>>151437468
>He's been good for me

based still living in gw1 chad

MATE

Milenkovic back in

>>151437586
>it's real
lmao, Marinakis left mid-game to get it done

>>151437586
mate mate mate i need 2 years minimum mate please mr. marin-ACK

haaland (c)hads let's fucking go

Haaland Goal or Assist pls

He has been my saviour this season

Semenyo yellow card so fast

>>151437604
Forest are getting relegated. Who in their right mind is gonna take that job

>>151437586
>666k views

>haaland red card

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Finally Semenyo owners are getting punished

Bournemouth goal kroupi junior

>Semenyo booked
>Isidor goal ruled out
Kill me

kroupi at 4.5 is greenwood tier

was trying to decide between nmecha and kroupi last night. guess which one I picked.

>>151437787
Isidor will get another chance

>13 mins played
>no semenyo goal
he's finished

Semenyo has Nottingham Forest next.

>>151437820
They might have a non shit manager by then sadly.

how bad is the spl when you win the league but get a epl team relegated

Mukiele goal what a goat

>>151437852
Flange is just a complete one trick pony fraud. His celtc teams got consistently raped in Europe from even poorer farmer leagues.

>>151437870
i didnt pay any attention to it. i havent paid attention to soccer for years. only since haaland went to city have i been watching a bit again.

Is the French lad Lesley Ugochukwu essential?

>>151437852
many such cases

Leeds cs wipe

>>151437767
>>151437864
>>151437888
how does one keep up with those ngubu names

ogachakaogachakaogaogaogachaka my beloved

nguwoguchucku my boy

The absolute state of my team

foden has really dropped off

>>151437930
at least you got a 5 pointer. most people will struggle to get a 5 pointer anywhere in their team this week.

Reijnders ain't cutting it. Droppable

>>151437953
>he fell for the reindeer meme

guardiola and city are washed

>>151437953
True but midfielders are as bad as forwards, all the big names are doing nothing and you have to rely on meme players

It's gonna be a blank for the ape, ain't it

jayden pickford

what you are watching is what happens when average athletes are paid 100k and more a week to get a pat on the back from their bald fraud manager when they 1-0 at home to relegation fodder

>>151438067
Pep just doesn't know how to run a successful team simple as

wow this kroupi lad is amazing

Kroupi scored again wtf

I cannot fucking believe I picked Nmecha over this cunt.

Semenyo is a fraud, lads

how are people even at the top of the fpl ladder. who are you even picking to get points each week.

we kneejerking kroupi then lads?

>brighton goal
well see you next year lads

Hhahaahahhaa Brighton goal welbeckkk

>>151424154
>>151424449
Told ya Brighton would score against Newcastle

>>151437930
triple beach boys, triple arsenlel.
You did this to yourself.

not sure i can be arsed watching any more of this slop

Is Haaland even on the pitch?

>>151438090
He created that 2nd goal, it just bounced off a palace defender

when you wach shit like this city game you understand why yanks talk shit about soccer

>>151438170
City are boring even when they're winning bigly,
that's pep ball for you. Moyes will obviously set up his side to be ultra defensive. You signed up for this yourself watching that game

>>151438129
I listened to you and started dubravka over pope , regret starting Rodon over Andersen and Tarkowski though

>>151438170
What the Dane said. Literally the only time Pep's City has been fun to watch was when they were playing Klopp's Liverpool.

>>151438200
they played well against wolves and thats when everyone jumped on the fraudulent thai dutch mid mid meme but not me because i knew wolves were bad and serie a players these days are very overrated

>>151438170
oh no where is my heckin 145-140 basketball game slurperino

>>151438215
>apehoop

i know they love that shit in spain but nobody white cares about that slop

>10 points from 6
I'm quitting this fucking game.

Sean Dyche - Forest Manager

>>151438305
im still doing it but i dont care what happens anymore. how can you care when haaland scored one goal last time against brentford. 1-0 against brentford. and then brighton beat chelsea and chelsea beat liverpool. this sort of slop might appeal to some who like parity but at the end of the day i watch soccer to see elite talent the epl is very much lacking. dunno if theres even a league in europe with a decent talent pool, considering how shite wurtz is.

Haaland will get a brace and save everyone.

>>151438409
nah, this game will continue to be another fraudulent snorefest and ndiaye will score the winning goal in a 1-0 thriller for the ages.

pls don't let the ogre score

Newcastle are dog shite, they really are

>>151438427
is the saudi league doing a fantasy game?

>>151438228
Welcome back, Benjamin Franklin

>>151438409
Everyone has Haaland and 95% of peopke captained him, its irrelevant

>>151438427
scuddy cunt kys

>>151438009
>>151438143
>>151438143
They ain't believe in us...

it's over

wow one goal. we are saved. luckily for me i stream this shit for free off the russians. i couldnt imagine paying for this garbage.

ndiaye not content with being shit at attacking but also actively costing everton goals too. amazing.

Now it's down to that blanking fraud, Gyokeres

>>151438427
see you next year lads

>>151438427
actually fucking despise you, you fucking donkey

Haaland plus ten more

>>151438427
KWAB

>>151438427
Thank you

what the fuck was gueye doing? Why the fuck does he abandon ERLING HAALAND to help double up on fucking Savinho of all players?

It's shit when you have to rely on the snow ape and everyone else blanks

>>151438409
Psychic

>>151438617
hope you dont make it to 2026 for that post you fucking scrote

It's just that easy, Haaland(C)hads

i remember when you had lampard, gerrard, riise, torres/drogba and so many others. you used to average 70-80 points a week.

Looking at my Burnely clean sheets while they're still here

>>151438639
>savinho assist

gee i wonder

>>151438658
for me its janthony yellow

I sold mateta at halftime so of course he starts scoring. At least im getting the points for it.

>>151438668
Savinho assist because they LEFT ERLING HAALAND UNMARKED you fucking imbecile. My left testy could get a fucking assist if you're leaving Haaland unmarked inside the box.

I actually don't know what to do this season

all my players have blanked with yellows apart from jpedro and the snowgrug

I had about 13 points 6 minutes ago. Now I have 70 kek. With Mo Salah left to play. Would love to see a Gordon and Sarr contribution here too.

>>151438711
mateta&munozpilled

>>151438719
Neither are in my team. I'm O'Reilly and Alderete and Roefs pilled.

Mateta was due desu

>>151438731
oh yeah i have roefs. if only rinaldo was playing as well.

>>151438741
Could've had 3 against Liverpool

what does he do?

>>151438764
lol

based fucking mukiele has made me feel like a genius playing him over truffert
nice to see georginio get points but it would be on my bench and for an assist to welbeck keeping him out of #9
good weekend so far. might still do this >>151435546 but with mateta back in if he's scoring now

>>151438756
So you're saying i should start him against Arsenal, got it

That's it I'm getting Voldemort

>>151438427
KEK WHAT A BITCH

Pedro to Woltemade Chads ww@?

>>151438856
whats the point? as soon as you get rid of him he will start scoring.

Woltemates, we can't stop winning.

Anthony Gordon is MASSIVELY underperforming this season.

>>151438905
was gonna get him in after his suspension ended but it's big dick nick or bust from newcastle it seems

3 Bournemouth goals, none from Semenyo

Wellblackgods we just can't stop winning.

Gordon was a mistake

mateta or woltemade?

Fucking Mateta, lads

He's a beast.

MatetaGODS keep winning

>>151439102
was literally complete fpl dogshit until today

>>151438653
Absolute monster

idk why i decided to go with sesko when mateta was literally there to pick

>>151439135
I had him earlier and got rid.

if you stuck with mateta until this fixture you must be so far behind that these points are almost inconsequential

>misses the winner and his 4th
lmao he still managed to look like a stupid nigger

we did it dubravkasisters!

Thank you to Roefs, Haaland and literally nobody else

>>151438991
Will take the assist

>>151439196
benched. getting raya in has robbed me of dubravka points because i'm never rotating like i was with verbruggen

>>151438863
I made the move last gw

Mateta 3.48 xG

>>151439101
wood

>>151439218
Why would you have Raya at 5.5m when he will almost never get more than 6 points?

I smoked weed for the first time in over a decade and I’m not having a good time. I have failed to cultivate my life. I try to silence these disturbing thoughts with counter argument to no avail. One shot at life and I blew it. Is this why grown adults usually stop smoking cannabis. I was so much more optimistic when I was younger.

byw, Palace have Arsenal next

>>151439199
[2]

>>151439252
Sir, this is /fpl/

Sorry. I appear to be in the wrong general I’m looking for /nfl/

>>151439252
now you are perfect to be groomed

also

>>>/afl/

both my keepers have a cleansheet

>>151439182
Cope and seethe

>>151439252
It'll be fine

Look at this... somehow Guehi got stuck at 9 defcons while Esteve got them all in the end though

>>151439301
wish we could sub a keeper for joao pedro

>>151439278
The path to /nfl/ is in this maze.

>>151439315
I was to cowardly to go with Dubravka and Steve.
I kneel to your excellence.

>kroupi on the bench

portugese genius

Almost time for Eze & Gyokeres to spoil things

>>151439383
I wish that was me.

Lost a wack of points off Senesi, so I'm down to 64 points with Mo Salah to play. The data analysis python stuff is paying dividends already boys. Need to change my approach to midfielders though. Went for differentials (except Semenyo and Salah) and they all blanked kek.

Still gained 2 million places though, so that's good.

I had Mateta AND Haaland :)

>>151439406
i was being sarcastic, jacques.

>>151439432
Were you fuming at him missing the winner in the 100th minute?

>>151439446
Im very happy with my apes this week. Kept me at the top of the mini league

Dubravka (9) & Roefs (7)

Switching between the two for fixtures. It's gotta work right, lads?

Last time one of my midfielders got more than an assist, was Sarr scoring GW3. Midfielders are so wank

>>151439441
>>151439406

>>151439471
theres more than one portuguese in the frauds league?

>>151439490
At least 3 but they rarely post here.

>>151439508
tudo bem

>>151439248
because he will also almost never get less than 6
arsenal will be near the chelsea GC record this season

>>151439256
woltemade it is then

Hello lads, FPL Towers here. We're doing a survey where we get ideas from the community about new chips to introduce into the game. Do you have any ideas?

>>151439560
After, Palace fixtures are good until gw16 though

>>151439593
Id like a chip that makes me #1 in the world. Can't be used by anyone else.

>>151439593
a chip that makes joao pedro score

>>151439525
By your own logic it's far better to have two Arsenal defenders.

>>151439593
A "I made a mistake" chip to be used during the game week to swap out benched double figure points for some shitter

>>151439593
Super Sub chip where you give it to a player and if they didn't start the match, they get double points.

>>151439686
dont think they would have the technology to have in game stuff work. we are talking about indian devs here.

>>151439593
international break extra sub

>>151439717
You can do something similar and swap out players in the challenge thing

>>151439783
oh

>>151439593
no limit chip, pick any 10+GK without budget/position/team restrictions

>>151439465
That's my approach too lad lol

>>151439857
I had Sels, so I had to do something and didn't want double Bournemouth

>>151439902
how long have you been holding sels

>>151439902
I also had Sels kek. Gave up on him 2 weeks ago with a WC.

>>151439918
I was able to finally get rid for this week

Having Xhaka as a backup midfielder slut has been one of my only good decisions

>>151439936
mad lad

How we doing lads?

>>151439510
ah, a fellow mukieledude

>>151439637
go on explain why it's better for me to spend slightly more on timber or calafiori who will get rotated or injured

Gyokeres, he's another waste of space

remember when brede hangeland was essential

>>151440447
I just refuse to spend more than 4.5 on defenders lmao

>>151440505
Not that guy...

But they will likely score or assist, pick up the clean sheet and then come off after 60 minutes.

Tony too busy booking for 400k viewers

>>151440583
>likely
shut up you moron

gw winner will be some nigerian who made a dozen teams this week and tc'd mateta

>>151440590
Obviously that was posted in the wrong thread because I'm a mong

>>151440590
lad, did you post on the entirely wrong board? kek

>>151440542
miss that lanky bald fraud

>>151439593
1. Remove all chips.
2. Can't captain the same player in a row.

Right well that’s me sorted then

Gyokeres & Eze have been like ghosts

Why is everyone so shit

Joao Pedro gone this week
Gyokeres gone next week

>>151442063
Then they'll start scoring 2 or 3 goals a game and I'll kneejerk them back in.....

Gabi assist

>14% ownership on Eze
genuinely what's one thing he's done that justifies this

gabriel is so based

>ANOTHER fucking corner
I cannot take this club seriously.

>>151442375
ask the portumong

>>151442375
He’s black, English (technically) and he just signed for a sky 6 club. Of course he’s the current thing

Gabriel, Mukiele, Esteve, Dubravka and Ruben Dias absolutely carrying my gameweek. They have even made FPL a slurpfest by buffing defenders
>>151440590
Based E-chad. There won’t be any AEW viewers in this thread because they don’t exist but keep fighting the good fight

>>151442478
applies to the rest of arsenal too and they actually get points

>>151442375
You dont understand, his underlying stats were soo good last year.
Stats nerds btfo by feeling chads again.

kevin you dunce

Just realized Reijnders was subberd off before 60 minute what the fuck

>>151442375
He was a punt for me. Decent at Palace, Saka was out at Arsenal, but he's done nothing really

not a big fan of expensive stoke tbqh

>>151442571
Defenders are by far the most valuable asset this season. Their floors being so high means you're almost always getting rewarded. If you pick a good DEFCON defender, you're almost guaranteed 4-5 points from them per game.

>>151440700
Meant to post it in the Fulham thread lel

I bet Eze is thinking he's made a mistake leaving Palace. He's now playing 60 minutes and doing fuck all in this team

>>151442799
he's probbly absolutely chuffed tbqh. he's getting paid more to play for his boyhood club and theyre currently top of the league, even if they're playing like a sam allardyce team.

Gyokeres is completely shit, ain't he?

Gyokeres owned at a whopping 25% too

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me Casa (P)ia or I retire

>>151443110
He's got Palace, Burnley, Sunderland next

If he can't bag goals in gw10, 11 then that's got to be it

Portuguese league should be blacklisted by all premier league clubs going forward. I think that much is clear at this point. Portugal is not a real footballing nation.

It is funny after this entire striker transfer shitshow, Newcastle somehow ended up with the best player.

>>151443260
Still think Ekitike's better tbqh.

>>151443245
yeah and he had Fulham, West Ham, Olympiakos and the mighty Port Vale before that
Arsenal has somewhat of a goal scoring problem, far better to just get defenders than try and bet on who's going to actually produce goals on that team

>>151443245
Arsenal's League 1 tactics don't work for a striker. It's really that simple. Arsenal forwards that aren't on set pieces are NOT an option in FPL.

>gyokerrors 2pts
it's time to go

Thank you Gabriel for football terrorising me to a decent week

YESsington world of adventures

>>151443712
mental how much of a difference captaining haaland makes innit

>>151443712
+3 bps for gabriel, haaland and mukiele fookin belter

>>151443802
i've captained him every week except arsenal when he still managed to beat mateta who i'd captained instead because of BPs

>>151443672
Based Arteta terroristball.

Joao Pedro -> Mateta
Gyokeres -> Woltemade

I wanted to be a hipster so I captained Kudus for this GW

>>151447090
Hello fellow hipster, i am on triple Spurs. Surely Frank will not fuck me again

Not bad

>>151447998
That's you finished for the week then.

53 points from 9
19 on the bench across the 3 subs that have played. I am so shit at picking who to start.

I should have trusted Dubravlingz.

>>151448164
At least another 2 points

82 points with 3 left to play

>>151448408
>he hasn't foreseen the penanj penalty miss and subsequent red card

>>151449299
Im thinking 3-1 liverpool win with a fernandes penalty.

Statistically speaking I’m better than everyone in this thread

>>151449299
>second yellow for dissent after the referee “interrupted his penalty taking ritual” by blowing his whistle or some shit
Inject it right into my fucking veins

>>151451001
Only until Mo Salah's hat trick

checked the fpl reddit and all they talk about is xG
just sub 10k things I guess

>Saka on 7 points with 0 (zero) goal involvement
based

What the fuck was I thinking when I brought in Gyokeres?

This guy just overtook me in challenge league, but before my Salah haul

gabriel singlehandedly fucked my week

why did Andersen have to get a hamstring injury ffs

44 pts from 6.

Kudus, Richarlison and Salah to save me.

Hoping Gravenbirch puts on a world class performance today so I can be top of my mini league

Is Reijnders to Xhaka a waste of 1 FT? I have 2 ft

DC machine

>>151459209
he seemed to be able to score against shitters and arsenal had a good run of fixtures, that was my thinking. turns out he can't

>>151440505
Because this isn't last season.
Their ceilings are so much higher. Calafiori had a disallowed goal last night and Timber scored a 24 pointer against Leeds. He could've easily gotten a 2 goals and an assistant against Newcastle too. Neither are getting rotated either. Meanwhile, you can get an easily rotatable and much cheaper GK (everyone has based Dubravka) and use your remaining funds elsewhere.
Look, if you insist on not making an optimal choice then stick at it. Who am I to help you?

>>151459209
It's easily rectified.Welbeck, Mateta and Woltemade are all cheaper and in much better form. Take your pick.

>>151440505
>>151461837
Forgot pic.

>>151461837
you're going on about it like i haven't already said. you're clearly one of those dickheads who has to be right so whatever buddy.

>>151461845
Your image just tells me Senesi and Guehi are better picks

destiny poonoggie OUT of the squad netting me that georginio 7 and somewhat validating keeping my faith in him even through my wildcard
now i don't know what to do with this injured spuds shitter in my defence though as i already had my 3 transfers planned

>>151461881
Sorry you felt inclined to get into a conversation not concerning you. What the fuck is your problem? Here's the additional >(You) you crave so much.
>>151461883
What the image doesn't tell you is that all 3 Arsenal defenders have scored more points than Raya. You obviously have no concept of sample sizes or projected points so I'll leave it at that. Keep Raya.

>>151461964
you literally replied to me you stupid twat

>>151461969
Oh, I assumed you were this guy: >>151440583
Why wouldn't you just respond to both posts in one? Are you a newfag? Your lack of argument shows your limited intelligence. It's okay to be questioned. Fucking sensitive zoomers. Enjoy your inevitable downranks because of your ignorance.

>>151462029
no idea what you're on about with multiple replies which i didn't do, and holy cow are you deliberately being as huge a twat as possible? get a grip you caricature. i picked raya now fuck off like i said about 18 hours ago.

>>151461964
I didn't say anything about Raya. Are you okay mate? Are you personally offended at having picked merely 'okay' options in a videogame? Get a grip lol

>Richarlison on the bench
I hope he stays there. I have Guehi on my bench and he has a massive 4 points

Are you some sort of schizo? Done talking to you.

>>151462070
Just accept you were wrong and were behaving like a child.

>>151462081
Sure, I was wrong for trying to advise and ignoramus.

>>151462153
An* lol

I hope you are ready for the Spurs believers to boast.

>>151462182
Spurs goal already. Looks like it's going to pay off

>Relying on Kudus to keep the run of beating my mate every week going
>Pre-assist
>Offside goal

Vicario, Porro, Kudus nigs let’s feast

>>151462153
>So mad about being wrong that he can't even spell anymore
Jesus lad, get over it lol. You were wrong on 4chan, the sky isn't falling

>triple villa defence

kill me now

>triple captained wood

jdimsa

>>151462549
Think you brought that one on yourself desu

>mateta and cucurella on my bench

suicide is the only way out now

>salah not starting

its over

>>151462674
Source?

>Triple Wolves and triple Forest. Double Villa
It’s over for my midlands only team

>>151462702
>Triple Wolves and triple Forest. Double Villa
bro what

Good thing I only have 1 spurs def.

2024 sisters we feast

I'll be fine as long as Van Dijk scores a hat-trick

>>151462698
always check the flag of posts

i wouldnt want to be playing in the prem these days with that horrible ball but i would love to take out xavi simons with a keane style leg breaker

How are you letting fucking Villa score against you?

>>151462421
>what is phoneposting
Listen you fucking sad, self centered retard. Next time someone asks a question, don't throw your toys out of the pram when you literally asked for an explanation and get proved incorrect. You have chosen Raya, I have told you that double Arsenal defenders are more optimal. You then resorted to stating other players have scored more points as some sort of cope over being proved wrong. Lmao. You are pathetic mate, work on yourself asap.
Dickhead.

>>151462798
there was nothing the goal keeper could do about that one

>>151462814
Didn't read any of this, just saw the length of it and started chuckling at how fucking seething you are about being wrong about a videogame on 4chan kek

Lad said he was "done talking to you" over an hour and a half ago and he's still going LOL

Guess the FPL price of this player

>>151463108
4.5

>>151463120
Close!

It's £10.3M

>>151463162
hes injured you dumb paki faggot

>>151462946
>seething because he can't take advice to get him out of the millions
Lol, lmao even!
I know you didn't, because as I stated earlier, you are an ignoramus.
I bet you are still living at your parents and need mummy to tuck you in at night.
Kek what a pathetic scrote.

Salah will definitely blank today

>>151463225
hes not even playing

>>151463197
Seething

>>151463242
Bet your mum can play with 11 men

>>151463273
>>151463257
you have to be at leasy 18 to post here

>>151463288
Bet your mum says the same

>>151463307
no she actually fucks kids

Come on Frank, get these fags to start playing or Ange is gonna take your job.

>>151463428
ange's level is unironically the danish league at best

>>151463162
Do you think he would player if he got a makeover?

>>151462067
Fucks sake lads, unless he scores

I hate K*dus so much it's unreal.

Is today finally the day bros?

And I had this fraud in my GW1 team

No Jota in the Liverpool squad to face United

If Salad doesn't score against this backline he's out

>>151463555
knew you were only about 15 at the most

>>151463059
>>151462946
Yeah, that was your alter ego. I was replying to your other personality. You know, the one that same fagged like a little mummy made bitched.
Both ypur schizo personalities got destroyed. Now go back to sucking on mummy's teet like a good lil' boy. Pathetic runt.

>>151463552
Woah, Salah is starting! I was told on good authority he wasn't

>>151463552
I could not tell you who that player is.

>>151463692
It's Gravy

Another week coming down to Liverpool needing to get btfo and Bruno getting 10 points.

>>151463213
>2 hours after saying he was done talking to people
kek. You were wrong about a videogame on 4chan lad, you'll survive

>>151463679
>2 hours
KEK

>>151463817
Were it so easy

>VDV in my starting XI
>Esteve my first sub
Suffering

>>151463909
>doesn't know what being wrong means or what a videogame is.
Just come back from sucking mummy's teet have you? Don't worry, I'll notify you everytime an Arsenal defender outscores Raya.
One day you'll do the right thing mate

>>151463909
>>151463932
>still samefagging
Take your meds lmao
Never known anyone to lose their mind so much over being proven wrong, holy shit.

>>151463986
>>151464024
>2 hours
kek can tell you're one of those Arsenal freaks from /epl/ lmao

please jewdus just fucking score or whatever

>he is still replying
Kek retards can't be helped. Go on, away with you now. Mummy's teet won't suck itself.

Once again it's two dickheads shitting up a perfectly fun /fpl/ thread

thomas the frank engine is a fraud

mental how i come back in here and that guy has been raging at the other person he confused me for for all this time
i assume it's a gimmick

>>151464163
I like him but not sure he's got out of mid-table mentality

>>151464107
2 hours kek

>>151464187
Its not a gimmick lol he genuinely can't grasp that multiple people have been mocking him for losing his mind over being wrong about fpl

>>151463594
>2025
>manure are still starting fat Luke Shaw at left-back
please god never let this clown show end.

>>151464531
*Left center back in a back 3.
It is still retarded tho

>>151464187
>>151464379
>still samefagging

>>151464392
Lol I'm gonna ridicule you every week.
You've asked for it.

SAVE ME YANITED

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES BOOOOMOOOOO

OF FUCKING COURSE
I HAD MBONGO IN MY TEAM ALL SEASON
AND WHEN I TAKE HIM OUT
HE FUCKING SCORES AGAINST LIVERPOOL
GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS SHITTY GAME AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH

Mbumbodill me lad...

>>151464805
now you know how all those mongs are going to feel next week after taking out joao pedro :)

>>151464805
>>151435283

>>151464961
he can still hattrick :)

Salah's gone

even if you sell salah theres nobody to bring in

>mfw sold all spuds shitters on my wildcard
>mfw kept mbumo

Bruno you fucking donkey

Who do I get in for Salah?

>>151448164
APOLOGISE

>>151466084
wurtz

third trollbar for gakpo very cool

>>151466803
I decided to keep him instead of Mbuemo :)

>>151466084
there are no good high end midfielders at the moment

Salah is so fucking washed lmao

SALAH YOU SHIT HAIRY SMELLY CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Salad is done

People, real human beings, some in this very thread, actually own
>poosak
>poo Salah
>pooirtz
>pookitike
>Gakpoo
>van poo
>poonate
Kek what a bunch of shitters

>>151467377
>>Gakpoo
APOLOGIZE

>>151467377
Bend over, bitch

Bruno assist

Now I'll have a third forward... double Arsenal defence... goodbye Salah

>>151466084
I've went with Caicedo for Sunderland and then I'll switch up to Saka

(C) haaland and forget about this shit like me and still be in top 5 easy

Need an insider to tell men when Slott will do the right thing and start Chiesa instead of the Egyptian Prince

>>151466084
Gonna have to be a punt on Mbumoh

>>151448164
Bet you feel a right cunt now

Easy farming of shitterpool.

63 points and that's me done for the weekend
Could have been 75 but I picked the wrong bench

That United keeper is worth a punt. He made a lot of good saves.

>>151461948
a very nice weekend, kudus and isak are shit thoughever
gonna transfer into this as isak is looking like he makes liverpool worse if anything
just deciding between mateta and woltemade but mateta's fixtures are better after the arsenal match so probably will be him

>>151467844
He is one ugly motherfucker

>bruno 3bps
rigged

>>151469060
also thinking about it might keep georginio and get rid of reijnders cos he seems to have been a trap

Fuck this, I'm jumping on the Mateta bandwagon.
Favourable fixtures ahead.

I'm starting to understand why Dutch managers are always dog shit outside of Cruyff. They are genuinely the most arrogant, nepotistic cunts in football.

now THIS is what peak performance looks like

>>151468471
Could start him ahead of either Gakpoo or Salah and he'd get 3 G/A a game. Genuinely incomprehensible that he doesn't get game time when he's been their best attacker outside Ekitike (who also is getting limited time now for some reason)

>>151469883
Anon does not realise that there is a game tomorrow to wreck his green arrow

need a nice bowen performance tomorrow to get me to 85+

>>151448408
kek well played lad I made a right cunt of myself. Useless scouse cunts.

>>151469873
There's something deeply sick with the Dutch national psyche in general. If you ever work with one then you'll experience it too.

>>151471049
We all make mistakes ;)

>>151471168
I liked that raw fish sandwich they make when I visited Amsterdam

>>151471168
Looks like scraps fished out of a bin

what is the green arrow website i am new this year :)

>>151471582
LiveFPL sir.

Not bad

save me brentford

>>151470001
it's over

What I don't get is all these YouTube "experts" are still shilling Salah and telling people to bring him in

Liverpool have a good run of fixtures coming up, but come on he's shite and ain't worth 14.4 mil. Also he'll be going in a few weeks anyway

>>151472503
Make your team based on your own opinions. Literally nobody would have recommended Mbeumo and Fernandes today but look at me >>151471693

>>151472636
I don't follow any youtubers, I just see the thumbnails and a few teams posted

>>151472838
Fair enough

>completely forgot to change team for this weekend and still hauled 74 points anyway
that haaland (c) feel

>>151472636
Post rank

>>151471168
The tikkie thing was when I realised they were totally unwell (my first clue should've been the Protestantism)

wot u lads fink is better? higher floor or higher ceiling?

>>151473181
#1 in my mini league by 46 points

>>151474199
This is my favourite Dutch post.
>2014
kill me

>>151477533
it was no era tho

if you somehow dont already have him, you should be bringing in caicedo now.

>>151469883
M0GG3D

Would you trade saka for salah?

>>151479436
I mean in a league, in draft

Already done next week's challenge wank, now I can forget about it

>>151479593
Challenge is good because it satisfies my autistic need to tinker with my team through the week. The number of -4s has fallen dramatically, even if the idea itself is mainly dogshit.

done my transfers, now it's just about deliberating all week over whether to play raya or dubravka

>>151481310
why would you do your transfers before the mid-week games? what if someone gets injured?

>>151481356
ffs thanks for replying to it
the reason is price changes

did you delete it cuz it outed you as a redditor, lad? kek

>>151481379
no it was because it showed an outdated score

also i'm genuinely not a redditor it was the only other league i could think to join

>>151476980
Okay but you can still be in the millions?

I need another wildcard. Now, not in 3 months.

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