Thread 151410071

Gane ex edition

Ga e won

You know the drill

(Note: drill means penis)

I just cant do it today guys. Someone else make with le ha has

I was still posting in the old thread, I'm retarded :(

BBC
I'm Arabic

>>151410337
MMA

UFC Whitehouse leaked:

>Pantoja vs van 2

>O’Malley vs Dvalishvili 3

>Volkanovski vs Sterling

>Topuria vs Gaethje

>JDM/Islam vs Brady

>Chimaev vs Strickland

>Pereira vs Rountree 2

>Aspinall vs Blaydes 3

You can't be a country boy and be scared to get in there now. Can't be country and be scared to get in there.

>>151410370
my boy will finally be champ

Hi everyone Im new to heem, drawn here by the excitement of next year's UFC game at the White House hosted by none other than our greatest prez ever. What should I know about the sport? For whom should I root? Thanks, guys!

Shooters shoot

>>151410870
I can see this woman is a disappointing lay, post jojua

>>151410846
We only root for black or Muslim fighters whom we refer to as “sexy daddies” meanwhile we abhor white fighters and call them “disgusting disfigured demented deformed piglet freaks”

>>151410993
Its disappointing that your dead mommy is laying with maggots and Somali daddy's.

>>151411062
Excellent post.

>>151411132
Excellent and also factual.

Coworkers roasted my "old man fit" the first 59°f day of the season. How the fuck do I get them back? I need to get back

is broken topuria gonna heem?

Gonna be channeling my raw heeming power (which there is plenty) into cleaning up this general.

You're either with me or against me

Clozapig, oh clozapig won't you please quit munching on your dead mommy's minge?

>>151411030
Ya know, maybe the UK losing 4chan access wouldn't be so bad

>>151411356
posted the wrong image

>>151411421
no you didn't

>>151411421
Oh my God HEEM, HEEM!! WHERES THE FUCKING REF??

joe pyfer is so dumb he feed a carrot to abus

Fight fairy as a ring card girl

abtorro xisters... everyone's had her...

Everything went downhill after Rich Franklin

>>151411646
They should say break a leg instead of let's get ready to rumble

Ufc 322 is a solid 7.5/10

>>151411591
Whoever this abtorro guy is, his whore wife will be the least of his problems I'm afraid, sadly.

>>151411816
Isn't it on site

What good is it if you can just see a nigga

Jiri is such a good fighter and also super intelligent
Also why did daner think hosting 321 in bumfuck arabia was a good idea? No one's gonna see that shit

>>151411591
>be businesswoman with rich parents
>fall in love with some himbo UFC fighter that's utterly useless outside of the cage
>play wifey and have some kids with him
>don't do anything offensive during his rise or after you broke up with him
>Internet labels you as some exposed cokehead Miami whore that latched on to some upcoming fighter
It's tawlf

>>151411792
321 is a solid 0/10

>>151411840
Fucking retard

https://youtu.be/2gLQIGzTTsc
https://youtu.be/2gLQIGzTTsc
bfl is live

nvm it just ended
main card in an hour on fight past

>>151411923
saudis pay big cash to have some of the best cards even though they're not die hards. it sucks they're not having tom fight gane in london. i really hate the saudis embedding themselves into our culture like that. Dana white is too greedy and a sellout to say no to them

Fuck dana

>>151412150
Why does Dana need more money? He already has almost a bil, what difference does it make? He can't carry the money to the grave, why ruin our sport for seemingly no difference?

Fuckin' weak, man.
You used to be a lot better than that.

i am going to kill you

i am going to rape you

>>151412249
greedy people can never have enough, they are some of the most miserable people on the planet. even with the UFC being this successful and popular its simply not enough for Dana, he wants more. This is why zuffa boxing is a thing, why powerslap is a thing.

fuck you justin gaethje

If your boyfriend an Aspinall fan you single to me
Fuck Tommy gon do?

>>151412150
>Our culture.
>The UFC.
...

The UFC as any other sport company or organization is a business and if the saudis pay more they go there. It's not like a new thing either.

i hate you justin gaethje

>>151411646
People forget man they have unfinished business. Weidman heemed while Silva while Silva was not taking anything seriously. Legendary heem, but it was more Silva being a retard than weidman being good.
Second fight Weidman won the first round and Silva's leg snapped early in the 2nd.
Weidman snaps his leg
Now they're both washed and silva can't use kicks, but weidman can't use eye pokes. Plus the leg snaps in the promos and this is the fight to make. Only on Netflix.

>>151412603
fuck dana

zawg milfs

>>151412603
Dana bootlickers get the rope

destroy justin gaethje

disintegrate justin gaethje

pulverize justin gaethje

Now now Sweden, simmer down.

fuck off justin gaethje

>>151412577
Tommy is gonna make GANE tap like Jones did

Gate-Gee

boil justin gaehje in a pot

>>151412952
Troubling amount of GDS oozing from this post i fear

drown justin gaethje in milk

>>151413024
>that flag
I don't give a shit about what a slav(e) thinks lmao
GANE is a shitter who gave Jones his literal easiest fight.

15 seconds

When asked to prove that Gane lost to Jon Jones, GDS sufferers have no option but to post photoshopped and/or AI generated pictures that “support” their delusions.

>>151411816
STAND YA BASE

What is your favorite Conor line??

Justin Gaethje let me sing you a song:

I fucking hate you Justin
I'm going to rape you justin
Your fights are so disgusting
Justin Gaethje I'm going to kill you

>Target located : TARDspinall's brain stem
>Preparing attack: Hammerfist
SOON

Doo name ceral gone

>OHHHHHHHH FACE PLANTED ON THE CANVAS
>IT IS ALLLLLL OVER

i dont like black french people

>>151410870
looks like apolonia

>>151413751
Their life is worth as much as yours

Moldy maggot minge, full of green dust!!

Ciryl Gane is half white and half nigger

Woaaah, what the hell is that??

title shot for big mac dern

I remember when people hyped Gane so much saying he could win against Jones... and then what happened in the fight. I don't remember any other example of hyping so much a fighter and then the outcome being so different.

Ganedaddy will pull Troonmala Aspiggy's pork I'm afraid...

>>151413996
God damn look at this thick bitch

Former UFC fighter Rachel Ostovich

>>151413996
Look at that armhair you know her puss is on wolfmode. I'm for it.

>>151414137
Gane-esque

>>151414005
It was a different time b. PFL just snagged Ngannou and they were about to single handedly go on a run that would eclipse the UFC. Desperate times called for desperate measures, so Dana paid Gane to lose while promising him an easy path back to the title if he did the JOB. If Gane would beat Jon, Ngannou and PFL would have overtaken the UFC in popularity. But because of the fix, the UFC won and Ngannou's "legacy" was destroyed.
That's when Gane proved he was willing to do whatever is necessary to save the company. And that's why he's getting his promised title shot, I'm afraid.

>>151414412
The world will never know

>>151410370
This would be so fucking stupid
There's no way Dave isn't lying here. This would completely fuck the schedule up for the rest of the year and would result in so many pointless, shitty fights.

>>151413930
thats enough bappa

>>151414137
Wtf she's obese

The most demeaning possibility is that the Whitehouse card features all the champions against American challengers and not a single champion loses

Usman is technically the lineal middleweight champion with his short notice win over Khamzat

>>151414626
Not even Chris Nolan could write shit that good.

>>151410370
>Every numbered event 2 months before and at least 2 months after the white house card will feature 0 title fights, all for a glorified apex card

>>151414789
Uh that's based?

UFC 323: Dern vs Blanchfield

>>151414412
>>151414469
>more Gane cope

New submission radio just dropped, get in here https://youtu.be/q_ai6zYClGw?si=T78VmOPxdOGRXVfM

UFC 324: Imavov vs Hernandez

>>151415051
That's based though?

>>151414915
It's true, thoughbeit. I don't really understand the sport or the rules, so I don't know what's happening unless a crowd is cheering or booing. Same with TV. I can only watch shows that have a laugh track.

>>151415089
That's based though?

UFC 326: Kape vs Royval

>>151415102
That's based thoughbeit

>>151415051
Empty apex with absolutely no one in the audience during covid shit was kino.

>>151415159
You're being too kind. But I have no illusions. I know I'm pathetic.

I don't think Ilia and his wife got divorced.

>>151415478
I don't think that's really his kid.

>>151411188
At least one of them will have a sister. Get her into a sugar baby situation and you won't care what they say anymore.

So what if Ilia's wife fucks other men. Ilia is a fighter which is no better than a rabid dog. The fact a queen such as Wassaname let Ilia even see her pussy was a blessing. A stray dog, a mutt like Ilia doesn't even know what he's missing out on. Miami royalty fucking dogs in the street and the dog is ungrateful smdfh og.

>>151415237

chills

UFC 327: Tsarukyan vs Gamrot 3

i like to stay hard so i can fuck the grave digger in the ass

>>151415741
Shut up dumbass.

>>151415237
me when breakfast is ready but my morning glory won't take a chill pill

jailin turner has been added to the roster

>>151416721
yeah, your mom's roster

>>151416754
you're a fucking punk dude

All Canadians will get brutally heemed this week

>>151410370
nah, Renatinho already sang the stone:
>Jones vs Pereira - BMF(HW)
>Conor vs Chandler
>Holloway vs Charles/Paddy (BMF)
>Kayla vs Amanda
>Strickland/Fluffy/Pyfer with someone
>Ronda vs Holm 2

>>151414137
older version of Cortez.
They both look like a bogged tranny.
Cortez was very nice when she was new in the ufc tho. First time i saw Rachel i found her pretty too.

Why is Luke Thomas talking about nick fuentes?

>>151416941
Why is a DC resident fear mongering over an approved media figure? No clue.

>>151417104
Luke Thomas craves bloodshed and wants to witness another assassination. Only a matter of time before he skips incitement and takes matters into his own hands.

Jacuzzi jacuzzi

>>151417161
What's the lowest star rating in the game?

>>151417161
looks nothing like her

I rate Jasudavicius's head mooment much higher than a 91

kek remember the dust bunnies under the big comfy couch?

>>151417287
talmbout rugrats b? that shit was scary

>>151417287
nah b I watched spider man

>>151417211
it's hard to get the face exactly right desu

>>151417329
oh okay

>>151417341
chinese devs

>>151417341
that looks nothing like UFC superstar Petr "No Mercy" Yan

attempted car jacking downtown DC luke thomas

I don't give a fuck about ICE I don't give a fuck about Israel I want my taxes and bills to go down instead of up why is my dollar worth less every day
>>151410071 (OP)
Corporations are so large you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system. Number one. In 1945 corporations paid about 45% of federal taxes. Now, it's about 5%. Number two, in 1900 about 90% of Americans were self employed. Now, it's about 2%. It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals.

successful car jacking downtown DC luke thomas

Heard yan got based on khamzat

gas station robbery in DC, customers injured with baseball bat, police cars rammed and officers wounded luke thomas

>>151417465
you heard right, Petr Yan is in fact based

yan may have already downloaded merab
but merab updated his firmware
levels

hey Jon

Could he beat Aspinall?

I flew out of Vegas the other day and the flight paths go right over the Apex
Hopefully someday a plane has to dump its fuel over it, the fuel ignites, and the entire place burns to the ground
Inshallah

>>151417620
breh

UFC Fight Night: Gaziev vs Parkin at the Apex Ruins

Gmhh

methamphetamine withdrawal samurai sword neighborhood watch Luke Thomas

Thingkign of changing mine name to Bogdan Tang

civilians chased through shopping mall with swinging mace, multiple store properties damaged luke thomas

>>151416855
those last 3 suck except for Fluff

>>151417631
I just really hate gaypex cards ok

just watched the guru video, did jon jones really rape hasbulla..?

>>151417692
jones raped gane

Farted myself awake
>>151417692
Lmao fatarse is really reaching for clickbait grapes now, guess his DJ money for doing impressions to amuse a black isn't enough

>>151417692
you can't rape an onahole

lowkey met dern

That's are raineri

Big Guru just exposed Jon's gay antics AGAIN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMw1xx2bYk

>>151410870
krazy kev>>>>>luke thomas>>>>>>karim zidan>>>>>>>ariel helwani

>>151417854
Flights back home can't even be so expensive and gold has been good to me, let me help you abdi

bowling alley rampage bowling pin bludgeon employees head bloody luke thomas

>>151417174
>>151417161
The star rating can be tied to the winstreak and finish rate, relative to the division's average. So because a 5 fight win streak (w 3 by finish) is rare at women's flyweight, she gets 4.5 stars.
90 accuracy, 91 head movement is trash. Almost every fighter is at least around 90. 90 to 100 is like a rating from 1 to 10.
It is funny they're counting her regional "knockouts" in there, thoughbeit.

women rescued from basement 8 months missing deep brusing on wrists and neck luke thomas

Heemdividuals best not be disrespecting Luke Thomas rn

Jon "The Homosexual" Jones

Abdi "the Somali" No-oneasked

cow tipping barbed wire fashioned into whip bloody hands irrigation system sabotaged farmland menace luke thomas

Luke "Terror Of Trang Ni" Thomas

>>151418164
Just imagine hahaha

>>151414137
Why is she so short? Ew.
Monitor on.

family awoken at 3am chainsaw attack suburb terrified luke thomas

>>151418164
>it's been over a decade since we've seen long hair Rose

>>151417692
he wanted it

>>151417692
>>151417854
>Real
Expected it to be a tired retread. Might be the weirdest Jones moment. Especially when you remember he admitted he needs dick pills for his jingaling to work. Apparently NOT! SAD!

>>151418245
>And you're NEVER seeing it again NEVER EVER

>>151417854
Fat fuck is kinda reaching with this one.

lol Pat Fairy, I remember this fucking bum. I think he had like one win in the UFC, we had to hear Rogan talk about him as if he was a K-1 King and then he'd inevitably get brutally slept while having a bit of offensive success beforehand. Here's to you Pat, you turd

>>151418207
Farting?

oh I dont want, anybody else

but when I need to wake up I fart myself

neonatal intensive care unit dutch oven bean and egg diet luke thomas

One look at Luke Thomas and you just know he's kicked in a thatch roof hut door and set the family inside on fire

international flight highjacked crash atlantic ocean 240 fatalities luke thomas

Ilia's ex left him to become Islam's second wife.

>>151418479
Damn these mountain freaks are ugly, bunch of inbred Kadyrov cum babies

Luke Thomas: The Black Ink Reports

I'm sad I joined the thread too late to lukepost with the boiiiiiis

hand pinned to the table combat knife five finger filet purposely missing luke thomas

>>151418486
thats not what jojua said

>>151418554
>jojua
Is her nose a cumbucket for mountain fighters?

>>151418554
THE?

demanding paperwork knowing village is illiterate before guided bomb strike Luke Thomas

>>151418572
How does that girl look unbogfiltered?

waiting until 6am to get hostess snacks becuase this evil i live under made the stores close at night when they where 24 hours before

waiting until 6am to get hostess snacks becuase this evil he lives under made the stores close at night when they where 24 hours before luke thomas

independence day parade interrupted RPG pointed at military convoy downtown DC luke thomas

untrained pitbull released into moshpit several injuries luke thomas

nitroglycerin container hospital delivery parkinson's patients luke thomas

skydiving instructor parachute withheld forced anvil attachment luke thomas

>>151410370
This is so gay.

laxatives slipped into retirement village meal supply luke thomas

Poatan has spoken...

>>151418822
chills

>>151417789
Built for BRC

Nigger

man arrested outside concert venue bathrooms indecent exposure luke thomas

The Jasudavicius Era has begun

Link MMA discords I can porn nuke. I have some sick fight edits with special surprises inside

The Jasudavicius Era is aging rather bad

Whoever said Dookie has CTE and has been slurring his words, he sounds great in this. So eat your words buddy :fistemoji:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTaRelnQ3Ek

Good morning ONEchads

Hasbulla just 10-8'd Jon

>>151419146
322 is too good to be true. it's also missing brady vs morales on that poster
i can already feel a few fights falling off of it

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rub--kf2cE

>>151419146
THE Beast Boy vs Hamdy THE Hammer? My money's on the fans coming out of this one with the W

Merdab should be cut

>>151419272
kek chang doing the mouth piece throw

>>151419291
You're right, he does deserve the last cut of UFC ppv sales under ESPN. And as the last champion to fight on an ESPN ppv, that's exactly what he'll get!

Belel should be cut

Yer woife who is a towel is in me DMs mate

Nigger

Heil Hitler

Chama!

many people are saying this

>>151410202
What the hell is this?

>>151410385
Mmm nice, fried fish, what's not to like, yum.
Can't go wrong, delish. Great

>>151418089
L E V E L

Colby's last win was Masvidal 4 years ago.

>>151414137
How did this survive?

>>151419543
So?

I've ran the numbers, Women's bantamweight so far this year 10 and a half months in has had 16 (Sixteen) Total bouts, 14 (XIV) if you don't count the missed weight catchweight bouts.
a Total of 9 UD/SP, 4 Subs ,3 KO/TKOs and only a single (one) titlefight

In 10 words or less explain why Women's bantamweight should still be kept around.

>>151418860
Finland's idol

>>151419557
Run those same stats in mens batamweight

Asspinall should be cut

>>151418089
papg milf

>>151418860
Luke Nukem

>>151419557
Luv them thicc women

>>151419566
One of the few in MMA media who has the balls to speak out against racism. He should be your idol too.

its almost time

10 bings ONEchads

Dumb chang KEK

>used the expression "balls deep" at work without thinking about it
>apologized
>coworker starts laughing and says "I love that"
she's a chunky white hispanic (blue eyes/dirty blonde hair) who could be an 8/10 if she lost 50 lbs. should I go for it bros? I'm down bad. Haven't had sex in almost 4 months

>>151419802
I'm not quarter Chinese though, nobody is takes the piss out of me, so there's no benefit

>>151418572
Oh don't start the jojoa posting again. Her face is so dumb it makes me angry

>>151419935
You think I give a fuck?

>>151419957
I do. my dick is your dick. therebeit, you literally give fucks when I fuck

>>151419964
That's fucked

>>151419938
Nah you're 100% Indian.

>>151419969
so what shall we do Dolph? pork her?

>>151419987
Yeah I guess. Why not

That image of shrek fucking donkey is still up

just dmed death + rape threats to some guy on x who said that merab is higher on the goat list than khabib

HEEM NOT NUTTY

>>151420062
truth hurts

>>151420062
Living up the stereotype b

It's true. We can not follow 'their' influence and then continue to complain about the inherent fraud taking place. We are complicit. It is no longer fraud, but a willing transaction, I'm afraid.

>>151420098
True but what if we were to put Patchy in the Mix??

*sigh*
>fuck it...

>used the expression "balls deep" at work without thinking about it
>>apologized
>>coworker starts laughing and says "I love that"
>she's a chunky white hispanic (blue eyes/dirty blonde hair) who could be an 8/10 if she lost 50 lbs. should I go for it bros? I'm down bad. Haven't had sex in almost 4 months

>>151420124
forgot to vpn swap

/heem/ is dead as a dodo but enjoy it while it lasts cause next week will be a shitshow

>

>>151420098
No idea what he is talking about but that's because my IQ is not high enough to decipher that parable

>>151420062
Baste.

>Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHtdZFhwiY

>>151420195
You forgot to suckle on your daily BBC you disgusting fucking mutilated mutt.

>>151420248
>I'm da best boxer in da UFC baby
>Scores a 1
>KWAB

>>151420242
Excellent post.

>>151420249
retard

>>151420248
you now remember the time gooby got outboxed and resorted to crotchsniffing

>>151420249
But enough about Max
>Inb4 b-but what about le gaychee, zom' and poorier!!!
>gaychee
exhaustion heem/literally last second of the fight
>zom' and poorier
washed/literally the last fight of their careers

>>151420274
What playing touch-butt with the dorks in the park does to an mf.

Ilia admitted that he "used to" masturbate to Conor.

75k views on the breakfast club is pitiful. No one cares about Ronda anymore

https://youtu.be/FHGFvFwiqX4?si=0RmpmoWGjF7kBfvP

be nice to each other

>>151420293
Schaub won.

there are fights on right now

*ครูใหญ่*

>>151420300
Have a great day, Man.

>>151420304
THE lost tribe?

Tom 'The Gladiator" Aspinall

>>151420311
thank u, u2

>>151420327
What's the symbol on the blue flag?

>>151420341
that flag is white retard

>>151420344
I'd like to see some evidence.

>>151420333
>>151420311
>

>>151420375
you watching ONE?

I never miss ONE, playa!

>>151420429
fucking red card

Covid is good and fazza is evil?

HEEEEEM

>>151420284
The Calvin kattar fight wear he went super Saiyan ultra instinct was one of the best MMA performances of all time cazzie

>>151420456
>gets knocked the fuck out by willia taptooro

Beastly

UFC finish rates of current UFC Champs

>FLW
Alexandre Pantoja 47 %
>BW
Merab Dvalishvilli 12 %
>FW
Alexander Volkanovski 29 %
>LW
Ilia Topuria 77 %
>WW
Jack Della Madalenna 62 %
>MW
Khamzat Chimaev 66 %
>LHW
Alex Pereira 66 %
>HW
Tom Aspinall 88 %

>>151420492
Damn I don't give a fuck

>>151420494
wdgafh

HEEM STOPPY

heem!

>>151420492
Merab needs to be raped to death I’m afraid

Introducing out of the red corner Tom "the galactic throat" Aspinal

>>151420503
heem likes crotchsniffers now I fear

the hype train is real

>>151420503
Americans age line fine wine euros age like raw milk

Finish rates of current UFC Champs

>FLW Alexandre Pantoja
57 % in total
47 % in the UFC
>BW Merab Dvalishvilli
20 % in total
12 % in the UFC
>FW Alexander Volkanovski
51 % in total
29 % in the UFC
>LW Ilia Topuria
88 % in total
77 % in the UFC
>WW Jack Della Madalenna
70 % in total
62 % in the UFC
>MW Khamzat Chimaev
80 % in total
66 % in the UFC
>LHW Alex Pereira
68 % in total
66 % in the UFC
>HW Tom Aspinall
83 % in total
88 % in the UFC

oh my gosh france could you be a bigger nerd

>>151420492
what if you remove TKOs?

>>151420541
What’s Islam?

>>151420492
Troonmala Aspiggy the demented deformed disgusting disfigured balding transvestite piglet freak needs to be beheaded and get Galactic Throatfucked by a Sexy Black Muzdaddy after Ganedaddy pulls xer pork I'm afraid.

>>151420552
64 % in total
64 % in the UFC

>>151420492
>Tom Aspinall 88 %
>88 %

Putrid fucking freak.

>>151420577
Isnt that a boxer ?
Why is he wearing a ufc vest

>>151420584
I think he was in someones corner

If you're in your prime and uninjured what is your excuse for fighting once a year?

>>151420613
Tomala has been busy gulping gallons of daddy loads down xer galactic throat sadly

HE'S GAY

>>151420613
Society is collapsing pretty soon the 50g bonus will be switched to spinning the wheel for a day off work

he's projecting again

>>151420541
Retarded to not include the champions' finish rate while being champ. The most important, defining and impressive heem is for a champ to finish the number 1 contender, or a challenger to finish the champ. Then there's the entertainment factor, where a good or bad main event can make a shit card good, or turn a great card shit. A champ who's finishing people is super necessary for the health of the sport. and we have good champion finish rates right now.

Tomala AGPspinall has a tattoo on his butthole of a guy spreading his ass (Confirmed btw)

>>151420671
I always relax in this pose but instead my right arm goes in that position

I knew I was special

>>151410870
she unfollowed him on instagram but he still follows her. think ilia is the one that cheated lol.

>>151420720
our new bitch clears our old one anyway

We cheated on our wife with Sexy Thick Black Daddies in Miami.

>>151410870
Ilia just doesn't fucking miss this chick just hit the wall

Jiu Jitsu sucks!!!!! Stand up and bang!!

>>151420293
She seems happier and less autistic than she did before. Good for her.

The minge is giving me grief

>>151420857
Just hold on Somalidaddy's on his way to plug it

>>151420739
Did he join the suga club?

>>151420857
Well it is moldy and full of maggots

still?

FAGGOT DOWN

Reminder PFL Africa is on tomorrow you need to support Nagnnou through his legal troubles also he wont be at the event tomorrow a shaman in his villages has cursed him with bad juju

>>151420907
You gotta love the schaubster

>>151420893
honestly? fuck that shaman

Khamzats cannabis

Picturesque

heemember this face.

razor blades candy Halloween frightening tactic Luke Thomas

>>151419248
imagine getting a boner while getting beaten up, and you are an undefeated fighter
life is miserable for Jon, nobody is strong enough to indulge his masochism fetish

which fighter is the most "trick or treat" type fighter?

Heem is shit right now

>>151420992
>92
KWAB

>>151420985
Michael Chandler

Why was Jones BRICKED when tussling with Hasbulla?

>>151420999
Honestly? Respect.

>>151421031
Honestly? Respect for noticing that.

>>151420838
You'd shoot in the first 30 seconds

Jon Jones is gay, I can tell by staring at his erect penis. Yeah look at that big ol hard dick that guy is totally gay just look how big and hard his dick is!

>>151421009
Trick and Treat is what his wife calls his sons

>>151420429
>I never miss ONE Friday Fights

>>151420971
will be funny watching him fumble his third ufc shot, for sure

>>151419401
The European chadcel

>>151420893
Francis is ATTENDING. Dana's shook

>>151420985
michel pereira

>>151421096
Ok that tells me everything. Thanks, got it, great.
Good job

Why is Kewpie Mayonnaise so expensive. It should be £2. Come on. Close to £5 for a small bottle is taking the Mick

Our wins are aging like fine wine

>>151421106
Racists BTFO!!

>>151421106
uh oh he heemed that shaman dead

>>151421117
just chuck a bit of MSG into hellmans m8

>>151421118
Did he just say Olivera vs Gamrot was a comeback win?

>>151421126
Haha

in retrospect Gamrot won by ko

>>151414412
When they started laughing dana gave him the thumbs up is when I knew something was wasnt right

>>151421118
Islam is going to put a little pillow on his chest and nap there for 25 minutes sadly, enjoy him while he lasts

>>151421106
>an entire poster for having someone in the audience

>>151421087
This is theost technocratic zoomer I have ever seen I bet he/they don't even have a butthole

>>151421142
Haha it was just like the office xD

>>151421108
I didn't post the video

volkanovski will be ATTENDING ufc 322

>>151421156
You explained it

>>151421141
Pigslam ran to WW out of fear of this happening again

>>151421166
Nobody at 170 has got power like Adriano Martins pal.

>>151421106
>Being so flakey that they make posters for your attendance
I hope they've upped the number of traffic cops around

>>151421118
>lopes
low tier fighter
>gamrot
short notice, still was tagging shartles like crazy
>dustin
washed, old, checked out

>>151421142
The Lineal Heavyweight Champion aka The only Real Champion

pisslump is counting the days

islam flushes guys. illlia doesn't
there are levels to this game

>>151421186
that's usyk bud

Hawk tuah straight to Volk's dome!

>>151421200
That's fucking disgusting!

>>151421200
God will ensure JDM will lose for this

>>151421200
He slurped it back up you browns have never seen Big Daddy and it shows

>>151421234
Practicing to slurp on his Slamdaddy’s schlong I fear

fuck you justin gaethje

>>151421157
islam is not ready for that

>>151421258
Excellent post.

Just rolled off the futon and jelqued my shit now Im in your shit so what the fuck

Luke "Reading the Tea Leaves" Thomas

>>151421158
It's someone trying to emulate the characters of peaky blinders

>>151421307
That guy was a fucking bad boy. Can't remember who he even was

>>151421359
That's, that was bugging me, never seen it.i wonder if anyone even got it. He went a bit far trying to steal the bottle at the end haha

>>151421369
Can you put some kewpie mayo in Clozapig's dead moldy mommy's maggot minge and eat it out?

Who watched ONE FNF just now? What the fuck were the judges thinking? This is why i stopped i think

It seems like the rumors about the White house card are true and the UFC is booking a full card of champions vs American contenders
This will be a disaster

Luke Thomas is not a real person no matter how many posts you make about "him"

Luke "Think of the Brown People" Thomas

Aspinall/Gan vs Blaydes 3
Pereira vs Hill 2
Chimaev vs Strickland
Islam/JDM vs Brady
Topuria vs Gaethje
Volkanovski vs Sterling
Merab vs Bautista/O'Malley 3
Pantoja vs Van 2/Van vs Pantoja 2

https://streamable.com/tmko9u
wtf box even has better samurai larpers than us
i cant cope!

>>151421409
volk is fighting either evloev or lopes in february, probably the latter. the wh card is too far away

>>151421415
Holly Based

>>151421459
The white house card is in June
If the rumors are true they won't want any champion fighting and risking the card by getting injured or something.
The UFC hate Evloev and Lopes isn't getting a title shot off of one win unless there was a special reason. Only reason to pull the rug on Murphy is the white house card.

Oh wow some retard made some shit up it must be true!!!

>>151421456
based crawford

Tomato can gane

>>151421545
This nigga is one teep away from the cemetery

>>151421559
he's linking up with jiri and they're going to take over the game

I just took a Ciryl in the Gane

Alright I'm heading out no need to wait for me I'll gane for awhile

Surreal Gone

>>151421200
Did Volk tank that shit? Video doesn’t show the outcome.

>>151421186
You mean THE francis ngooboo who got scared and bitched by THE derrick lewis? Francis has done more damage outside of the cage than in it by killing that one pedestrian and his own son. Jones and aspinall would both tap/KO ngooboo stiff in under a minute btw.

Cereal Grain

>>151421200
This nigga JDM legit a retarded caveman who should have never sniffed the belt. Fuck Smellal beating Leon Edwards was disastrous for the sport.

>>151421186
Except you don't believe that.. Just look how much you cry when a champion isn't active and how they should be le stripped. The fact is, Ngannou decided to leave after Jones was in the testing pool ready to fight. They even offered Ngannou the money he asked for and he instead said it was on principle of fighter pay that he left. And he didn't fight mma again until after jones fought Gane. You could at least have some theoretical fantasy argument, but the fact is, he ran from MMA for too long.

>>151421517
>Lopes isn't getting a title shot off of one win unless there was a special reason
Yeah the special reason being they want a popular fighter as champion
You can also pull the rug on Murphy because he isn't the most deserving, how about that

>>151420456
>wow he beat up a literal nobody who didn't even know how to block punches
Yeah I could go down to the local mental hospital and punch a downie in the face 500 times, nobody is going to be calling it one of the greatest fights of all time or call me an amazing boxer.

I wonder about the average heemsters dental hygiene. Some of you probably have breath that smell like a bbw pool party.

>>151415051
>Can't you understand how important and cool it is that we hear every shot landing?
The UFC has shit audio engineering. In Rizin you can hear the shots in a full arena, but we sometimes watch that crap here, mostly don't.

>>151420579
Monitor

>>151421749
The downie would heem you unconscious

>>151421785
But enough about your slag whore of a mother and how your unfortunate birth came to be.

>>151420907
Kek Francis was disgusted that dumbass didn't understand the food and drinks were contaminated from the Chinese asbestos in the hood lining

>>151421454
>Merab vs Bautista
God no.

>>151421818
It will be O'Malley

>>151421815
How disgusted was francis while he was hitting his son over the head repeatedly while drowning him in the river all to get a couple million dollars.

>>151421708
odied that fucking freak

>>151421186
So, Usyk?

Ngannou won that fucking fight

look, tramilla is my boy but even I can admit that he isnt no drawl.

if i were a fighter i'd be panic wrestling the moment i get touched in the face.

>>151422007
Big Ank has entered the chat

you get your education from youtube KEK

>>151422007
the things I would do to you...

this nigga said CNN

>>151421190
Islam get down like that

>>151422069
It's always so demoralizing to see someone get buggy choked
How you gonna let a nigga do that to you man

>n word
dont do that

https://youtu.be/i0rHAUiz_4A
weighings

Cormier fat

>>151422182
I'M GONNA SAY IT

>>151422226
When did allen turn canadian?

>>151422294
That pathetic reddit faggot would never say the italy word what retarded slop is this lmao the absolute state of tomcels

>>151422303
You worship a gay nigger here everyday. The absolute state of YOU

>>151422294
lmao look how upset Jon is
based Tom!

>>151422297
This week unironically

So who the fuck does Tom fight after heeming Gane? Winner of Volkov/Almeida? No way Dana and co. would risk Pereira against him.

>me name's tom aspinall and me lad's a loonie
>me name's tom aspinall and me boy's a bunsen burner
>me name's tom aspinall and me 'eir's an 'elmet

>>151422297
he has 2 canadian grandparents so hes half leaf

So who does Galactic Throat suck off after Gane?

>>151422351
Man what a traitorous scum

>>151422358
vacates and Ante Delija is promoted to undisputed champ

Me son is in me DMs, we have a great relationship we talk every day

>>151422369
What do you 2 canadian grandparents? So he has a canadian parent?

With the abandoning shippening of one Lord Brendan B. Allen VI frometh that den of treachory and baseness - I speak of the United States of America - we can henceforth say with full confidence, loud of voice, that Canada hath turned towards the stars, in eager embrace of its divine role as master of the world, whilst the United States has, conversely, shed its last remaining skin, and hark! we see that underneath the myriad layers of bellicosity, there doth lieth naught but a miserable wretch, an oink, a sizzled demon shorn of its powers!

NEU TRED
>>151422425
>>151422425

>>151422425

>>151422425

>>151422418
nah they moved to usa and had an american baby whom grew up and had brendan allen

>>151422431
Bit wordy that

>>151422446
Ah so he is fully american, what a traitorous bitch then

>>151422313
Which one?