Thread 151413789

SEA leads series 2-1

5-1 Blue Jays, Bot 4th

>>151413789 (OP)
shit teams

>>151413789 (OP)
TOTAL
MARITRANNY
DEATH

>Blue Jays have their ace available for the next game
It's actually over

Panama has nothing but faggots

>>151413789 (OP)
Damn both the good teams will probably lose their series

still thinking about scherzer's master class double walk into double play

>>151413799
are trannies common in seattlle?

>>151413811
you only just realized that?

Holy based

my doyers are gonna assrape either of these teams

>>151413806
>lose games you are supposed to win
>win games you are supposed to lose
don't count on it

>>151413811
Panama bro is the best user in this genny

>memeiners
>nintendo reddits
over before it began

>>151413826
Stop trying to jinx me cabrone, the Fates know false-flaggers

I drew this :)

>>151413818
They're common in bc so probably yes

>people doubted Scherzer
I knew the old man still had it

If the jays win it all I’ll get a scherzer jersey

>>151413845
who's that

>>151413824
>t. wilkier greivis de jesus

The Switch logo looks so shit on the Mariner uniforms I'm sorry. At least the shitty TD logo on the Jays uniform blends a bit better with the blues.

>can't hit a 65 year old Scherzer
Mariner bros c'mon.

>>151413859
I can't remember. I think it was sort of based on Konata but that could be wrong

Cmon Geno you useless greasy fuck

>>151413863
they dont wear the switch patch at home. why would you bring this up now?

>>151413852
Never doubted our max

>>151413863
Nah its on brand with how soi reddit the mariners are

Thanks Fans!

>>151413841
Which way, white man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU7I_lfvE48
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!

I think seattle should hit a baseball

>>151413882
I'm still annoyed from yesterday.

>>151413857
A scherzey if you will

Resale prices dropping to around $215 for the cheapest seats. Looks like im going tomorrow's game

>>151413841
brutal racial mogging

>>151413825
>>151413852
I doubted, but I'm still nervous

Scherzer dealing today is proof why I no longer question our managerial decisions

>>151413895
they could bring a toronto fan in from the stands to pitch against these clowns and they wouldnt get a hit off them

>an """elite""" offense getting shut down by a 41 year old in an elimination game

Toronto should advance

>>151413896
>yesterday

>>151413841
Damn that bitch is uggo af

kek suarez

LOL

>>151413896
they played at home yesterday and didnt wear the switch patch

im starting to get the feeling you arent even watching these games

>>151413895
Why would you want that?

>elimination game
it's best of 7, dummy

Scherzer is a young buck ace in the prime of his career
When he plays against the Mariners

sad to say,

The Dodgers will rape whoever wins.

>>151413963
Yeah my bad I deleted it

>>151413841
left its a man

>>151413929
>>151413945
What? No I fucking saw the patch last night I even made a comment about it with my buddy while we watched the game. Are you guys fucking with me?

ohhh we got sonyggers mad about nintendo here? lmao

I'm 40 and still in my prime, I believe in my fellow boomer

whats he watching?

Scherzer v Kershaw in game 7 is gonna be crazy

KIRK FUCKING 30

We gonna keep watching?

>>151413969
they wear nintendo at home and switch 2 on the road

>>151413969
They just have a Nintendo patch, they only wore the switch 2 patch in toronto

D A L T O W N

V
A
R
S
H
A
L
L

>>151413969
they only wear the switch 2 patch in away games

Oof

>>151413969
They only wear the Switch Logo on their away uniforms fuckhead

Clement is unreal at making contact with the ball.

>>151413969
they only wear the Switch 2 on the road

I'm glad the jaysies are coming back because I spent way too much money on one of the gray & gold playoffs hats after they creamed the yankees

that girl with the curly hair in the commercial is cute

Wait what the fuck Jays, why was that over so fast?

just imagine how dominant the Jays will be once Canada becomes a sufficiently advanced nation

Is that his cock going down his tight?

>JAPAN/MEXICO vs CANADA
who you got?

BRASH TACTICS
USE 'EM OR DIE TRYING!

>>151414012
>>151414020
>>151414026
>>151414036
>>151414052
Really? Maybe I was just remembering one of the first two games then. Sorry for that, anons, I swore they had it on last night but I guess not.

Note to the moderator who is banning me for ban evasion: I won a successful appeal. You ban me again, I’m told, you will lose your moderator status (your life’s biggest accomplishment) LOL


Looks like the nintendo reddits lost the momentum

This is embarrassing , shuttle shouldn’t even be in the postseason , they suck

>xeattleoids thought this was an mvp

So who's the real MVP of the American League? Because Toronto has made fools out of Judge and Raleigh.. hint. It’s Vladdy Guerrero


VLADAMIR >>>> Raleigh

Wow all the xeattle fans vacated the game threads

Interesting, maybe they’re playing their Nintendo Wii 2 now

Shittle is a shithole heh..
AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


SHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLE

GET
FUCKING

BTFO


BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

THE NINTENDO REDDITS ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTLE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTS

THE NINTENDO REDDITS

I JUST CANT

MEIN SIDES

>the Nintendo Reddits everyone

calzone with a rare hit

why is castillo hitting now?

Holy shit Calzone did something

hey meminers you should consider converting calzone into a run, just a thought

Please don't load the bases ahead of the top of their lineup

max pls

Schezer ain’t as good as he once was
But he’s as good as
He ever was.

>>151414184
lol are we watching the same game

>swing at ball 4
>get out
Interesting strategy

I'm not a big fan of peter gabriel.

Based Barger

>>151414200
against the mariners he is cy young

a real team would have 5 runs and he would be out of the game

I'm trying not to cry.

this can't be happening. Not again.

>>151414213
this nigga part of the scenery

addison of a gun

Santander is out for the rest of the playoffs

Lmao Max is pumped the fuck up

>>151414253
Good

Mad Max

MAXIMAL SCHERZER

>>151414253
who?

Why did that bitch ass 40+ y/o unc bark at his manager?

Mad Max is in these shitstains fucking heads

That's why I love this guy so much

what the fuck was that swing?

He did it!

unc dealing fr fr

UNC STILL GOT IT

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>151414285
He's older than him, respect your elders

maximum scherzer

>>151414285
Because he is HIM

Kershaw could never

Imagine getting yelled at your employee and he turns out to be right

that's fucking baseball right there.

>>151414285
roid rage

>SWINGING ON THAT

KEK MINDBROKEN

Lol based scherzer wasn’t having it. Told bitch ass Schneider to FUCK OFF

Max not taking shit from a little league coach.

>>151414285
Regular Ashkenazi behavior

Mariners throwing back to 2019 with the hitting so far tonight

question: why are you guys calling him "unc"?

How do you not get hits off of a literal geriatric retirement home pitcher

Did Scherzer just break the strikeout record?

>>151414322
Fat ass better STEP OFF HIS MOUND

mariners batting is ass
fucking swing before strike 3 retards

ump should check him for sticky stuff

>>151414327
Zoomer word for "old man"

>>151414328
Kershaw? He gave up four runs on six hits last time out.

>>151414322
Brutal mogging

>>151414261
>>151414253

>>151414327
shut up unc

>>151414328
be the seattle mariners

old bros rise up

>>151414081
Its Canada + the DR

>both the blue one and the brown one
Holy fucking ableism he's gonna get fired

>Barger finally hitting
We fucking won btw
Jaysies in 6

>>151414122
Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>151414285
he got that dawg in him

>do we send max out for the next inning?
yes. Let unc cook

>>151414413
Squeeze every last ounce of juice out of those ancient ligaments

A BJ fan on Xitter assured me Scherzer would give up like 30 home runs this game. wat happen?

>>151414413
complete game, that'll scare the dodgers

>>151414429
That would be so based

>#NYR head coach Mike Sullivan: "The key for me right now is we got to make sure we don't get discouraged. It was a big point for us. It's an important point for us. We've got to make sure that we control our own mindsets here moving forward. I think our intentions are in the right place."
Holy fuck how mentally weak.are those rags players when their coach and captain talks out loud like this

bunt fail into swinging bunt, based

masterful base running

>>151414413
let him pitch until the wheels fall off, for entertainment purposes.

BENCH SUAREZ

Barger? More like tard-er

>>151414443
Hello fellow hoc fren

>>151414446
Was waiting for this

>>151414446
>those eyes
Damn Max wants to play some fucking ball

feel bad for scherzer’s wife and kids

I have a feeling Toronto is going to need this run. The tide is about to shift

>>151414446
rooting for ms but mad max is such a kino psycho lmao

>>151414460
Don't look at me.

why are they putting these games on so late?

>>151414488
to punish ontario viewers

>>151414484
I see u.

>>151414477
LOL LMAO

mariners wont score another run till they are back in toronto

>>151414488
for Australian viewership

>>151414488
Just wait until the world series starts at 9:30 eastern

>>151414488
seattle and la are west coast, they complain it's too early

>>151414488
it's not even 730 anon

>>151414446
>he's back to yelling at the manager to stay in the games
Oh yeah, Max is back, Jays winning it all this year

>>151414477
>I have a feeling Toronto is going to need this run. The tide is about to shift
i always feel like that watching toronto

>>151414503
is it dingo o'clock there?

>>151414446
Based Max putting that fat ass in his place.

>>151414488
Manfred wrote to me personally to tell me he wanted to ruin my sleep schedule.

>>151414276
why are you posting a starcraft player zhang

it's 11:56 pm in newfoundland

>>151414446
>vlad and kirk watching the parents fight

>>151414446
>worth more than a hundred million dollars
>still has wonky teeth

>>151414446
Redditners are shook because he looks like the crackheads they encounter everyday outside the stadium.

>>151414547
that's how you know he's a real nigga

>>151414446
based

>they left him in
baaased

>>151414539
That's alright it's not like you have a job to wake up for in the morning

>>151414515
it’s the middle of the day he’s a fucking neet on the dole

how did these clowns win the first 2 games?

im baffled they look like a little league team

>>151414547
If the teeth work, why fix em?

I hope they let him pitch until his decrepit 41 yo arm literally falls off, what a fucking legend

>>151414539
Newfoundland isn't real. It's doesn't exist.

>>151414547
Why bother fixing them before your career is over?

>>151414547
All it takes is a comebacker to knock new teeth out. You’re Canadian. Surely you know that athletes who play sports with hard projectiles just wait until they retire.

UNC CANT BE STOPPED
HE'S IN THE FUCKING ZONE
LETS GO BOYS

look at unc with his 90mph flamethrower right down the middle, seattle can't handle it

Schnozzer

>>151414613
Just like Chet Steadman

Holy shit max

>and the wind
>cries
>mari(ners)

Marinesisters you really gonna let sherzer do this to you..?

Leave the old man in. Trust the plan.

unc is cooking these zoomers

K

kneel

millennials trying to speak like zoomers is so cringe

>>151414594
Much like a drunk at the bar, he'll tell you when he's had enough.

gemmy

If you pull Scherzer in this situation you're fucking crazy. Complete game time. He has their number

>>151414670
fr

>>151414656
We love Brood War here
(shame Bisu lost yesterday but the fact that he's still in Bo4 means he still got it)

Old man take a look at my life im a lot like you

polanco has been neutered

>>151414673
it doesnt matter who they put in. the manager could go in and pitch and they wont get a hit off him

>>151414670
ts ong frfr

if you're an old nigga is it possible to throw a pitch so hard your arm falls off?

>>151414662
unc is going out with a bang

and scherzer is out

Here comes the blow pen

they got unc bros

schneider you fucking pussy

and the crowd goes mild

Fucking kill Schneider, Max
Flip him into the dirt

small penis move

preddy gud max

>>151414752
I'd hope so it's an away game

It’s another ‘same ole mariners’ episode. On a team with a monopoly on famous collapses and disappointments, losing the ALCS after going up 2-0 on the road would top them all.

NO DON'T DO IT
LEAVE HIM IN FUCK Y OU

lovely fucking work Max

Should have left him in

cringe

Schneider should have let him finish the inning, bitch move

Poofarty better not fuck this up.

>>151414718
Why ain't this lady pulling out her boobies

>>151414786
He's thrown 85+ pitches

>>151414706
fr fr

They should have let him throw 120 pitches and finish the game and then die peacefully on the mound of old age it would have been so cinematic

max exceeded all expectations

>>151414786
nah. he gives up too many blasts. also his arm was probably going to fall off he hasn't pitched in weeks.

I fucking hate analyst ball, this shit is gay as fuck

>>151414743
dude, are we watching the same game?

whoever they bring in the mariners will make him look like mariano rivera.

Max still got it

>>151414818
To be fair that was the fluke to end all flukes.

sinbad batting rn

It's over, should've left Max in

>>151414815
That's for the World Series game.

Schneider is the most despicable coach in the MLB. I honestly can't stand looking at his disgusting swollen face as he waddles out of the dugout

EVEN BLUE JAYS FANS ARE LOVING SEATTLE. BOOKING DOT COM.

40 isn't that old is it?
t. 36 year old who never accomplished anything and lives with his mom

thread is moving so fast that no one will notice I like futa on male

I just want to see my team go to the WS once in my life bros…

>>151414806
>>151414826
fair points, but the vibes shifted.

Yeah now the ump doesn't call that, fucking piece of shit

>>151414873
it is for a professional athlete ya retard

>>151414867
Calm down, anon. I'm sure the Mariners will win the next game

>>151414868
booking.yeah

Gino is due.

sus

ball fucking bullshit more like it

poo farty bros, not like this...

let's giv these younguns a chance over a playoff veteran

yeah, nintendo made the call

>>151414853
more like ump gods

>>151414873
>t. 36 year old who never accomplished anything and lives with his mom

what went wrong

and the 6th inning is over

>>151414718
Don't need to be old for that to happen.

Aaron Barrett broke his arm throwing a pitch, and the video is on an encrypted hard drive so no one views it.

>On July 23, 2016, while rehabbing at the Nationals' minor league complex in Viera, Florida, Barrett fractured the humerus bone in his right arm while pitching. Witnesses to the incident likened the sound of the bone breaking to a gunshot. Teammate Mat Latos reportedly vomited in the dugout, and Nationals manager Dusty Baker sequestered the only video of the injury on a locked hard drive so that no one could watch it. Barrett underwent surgery performed by Dr. James Andrews, which left two plates and sixteen screws embedded in the bone of his arm. Andrews later compared the fracture to the kind of traumatic injury he would expect to see from a car crash victim.

this is karma for pulling max

Why did you RETARDS pull MY MAX

>>151414890
he's about to battle out of hell and kill his father

>>151414893
it would be a schnieder kinda move

>>151414690
>starport didn't make

wtf was naylor doing

you stupid fat fuck

>>151414890
>death stare
He knows

so much for rallying

Fuck my fucking life

Yeah the bullpen is def gonna lose the game for us

fuck umps

Max looked lile he was about to lose it

Thank god

YERRR OUT

how many times has that fat retard been thrown out at third this series?

should not have pulled psycho eyes out

naylor you fat pirate Halloween costume piece of shit

>>151414934
what a fucking weapon

Lol, I love Naylor but he's slow as fuck.

>>151414873
I will be you in 7 years

welp

>>151414934
Looking like a Pitbull seeing an unattended child

Naylor fucked up.

>>151414934
He will KILL Schneider if they blow it

"we have jack flaherty at home."
jack flaherty at home:

>>151414931
I lost interest in finishing that game after I found out about the shitty ending. Real shame, Supergiant normally nails it but this ain't it.

coulda been way worse

>>151414873
OK well you've at least thrown a few no hitters right

even kirk can run better that gaylor

>>151414890
kino

Why don't they are like 20 bases and depending on the route you take you get different amounts of points

>>151414984
I wish I could go back in time 7 years and try again. I really do.

sports betting used to be some hush hush greaseball thing, now its been normalized :/

the seattle nintenyearolds probably wish there was powerups and mario noises in baseball. you will not meet a more immature group of people in your life

>>151415009
Throwing a guy out at 3rd from mid right field is crazy
idk whether barger has a rocket arm or the mariners baserunning sucks ass or both

>>151415010
i liked the first one

>>151415009
Great throw but more blame goes to the retard move of trying to take the base and not just being happy with a tying run at the plate

>>151415023
Kirk can be a butterball since at least he can fucking hit.

>>151415029
because this is baseball, not retard ball

>>151415043
kek

>letting the mariners back in a bit so they burn more good arms
Devious

>>151415029
kek

>>151415044
if his name is not josh naylor

>>151415031
there’s still time
I’m 40 and done nothing except had a kid, but I’m starting my own business and turning it around

>>151415043
True but the Blue Jays fans are Canadians which is much worse.

>>151415054
The first one was great, the second one is kinda just more of the same but slightly worse

>>151415057
Nah i'd be cool, you could gable on more points. high risk high reward

>>151415039
Worse yet, the moneylines they promote to kids and boomers are fucking terrible. It's all a scam

>>151415044
naylor is fat and slow and never should have even tried to make it to 3rd

>>151415029
I think you’re looking for calvinball

>>151414718
please be male.

>>151415044
Naylor is the 2nd slowest man in the MLB

I think I'm gonna open a TD account after this, I'm not sure why.

>>151415080
*gamble

vladdy homer

VLADDY

Have there been any good comebacks this postseason? Feels like every game has been over in the 4th.

VLADDY DINGER

vlad bomb!!!

SEE YA LATER!

Vladdy <3

>>151415039
EA, and vidya in general, normalized sports gambling.

phew needed that safety net

>>151415090
I'd watch professional calvinball

damn vladdy
save some for daaaaa dodgers

>>151414890
back in my day someone would have replied to this with that cartoon girl with the 2 colored eyes raising her arms up

>>151415043
That would be sick though. I'm designing a baseball video game and it will have special moves and RPG stats and equipment. It's gonna be sick.

YES VLADDY

VLADDY YO DADDY

LMAO

how many oppo field blasts

IT GON

we're so back

Why do the Bue Jays look so fat?

Why don't they combine baseball with curling. I feel they are already pretty alike.

Did someone die? Why is Seattle so quiet?

>>151415128
best i can do is ai slop

>>151415132
based, make it a roguelike pls

give him 500 million more

Time for the Captain Kirk bomba

>>151415154
too much poutine

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT DOMINICANS RIGHT NOW

i thought seattle was allegedly a pitchers park and a hard place to hit home runs... i guess only if you are the mariners

>>151415160
It's called the calm before the storm.

>>151415029
That would be like Mario party lol, but it gives me an idea for my baseball mobile I'm designing.

>>151415172
They're the nicest blacks

>>151415098
who's the first?

>>151415185
last time there was a storm in seattle, 18 people died.

>>151415199
Cool luck on your game design :)

Kirk ate too many tapas

>>151415222
This time, there will be no local casualties.

Even with this lead this is a fucking nailbiter game

>>151415210
Rowdy Tellez. Who was also on the Mariners this year

does seattle have anyone left in the bp after this?

>>151415249
lol no it isnt jfc what game are you watching

still scared of this fella

>>151415249
Yeah because our bullpen is so ass

>>151415166
>tab
>9 thirty times
>7 thirty times
>1 thirty times
>3 thirty times
Thrilling.

what would happen if a team just killed the other team in cold blood

>>151415271
Never doubt the blow jays ability to throw it all away

I'd be more scared of Fluharty honestly.

>>151415272
dis nigga asian as fuck

>>151415252
there's no fucking way Kirk is faster than either of those two

>>151415271
I'm not confident in the bullpen

Sure bullpen game but our's is our weak point I think

>>151415267
senior smoke and hancock

>>151415280
That's considered an illegal move so it would be considered a tie.

>>151415210
Maldonado. Naylor is among the slowest players however.

ew they replaced BMWF with IMWF

Whats with Taco Bell and all their nostalgia commercials

>>151415272
>get thrown into the biggest high stakes game of your life coming off injury against the best hitting team in baseball. what could go wrong?

>>151415284
>>151415294
did you not watch last night either? the mariners are beat. zero confidence. it will be 12-2 before its over

>>151415277
what?
roguelikes arent based on the original rogue anymore

>>151415044
>mariners baserunning sucks ass or both
2nd slowest runner in baseball makes 3rd out at third
stupid stupid stupid
>wonder if Naylor is related to Bobby Ayala

>>151415313
https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/sprint_speed

>>151415329
I've watched enough of these blue jays to know there's no such thing as a certain win with them

>>151415320
I want some now

>>151415280
I remember reading a news article about a hockey game in the 1900's where one team had to forfeit because 7 out of 9 of their players were injured in the game.

>hoffman will pitch
it's over

>>151415356
mariners have zero chance of coming back in this game

Barger is such a chad holy shit

i apologize barger

>>151415364
he's been surprisingly not terrible lately, so he's due for a postseason implosion.

Why are they giving up?

>>151415320
2000s menu, 2025 prices. No Queiro taco bell

Barger-kun...

Simply lovely

>>151415364
He's pretty good with at least 4 insurance runs

barGOAT

>>151415367
If they can get the top of the order on in the 8th they’ve got a chance. If the 8th comes and goes with fewer than 3 runs, it’s over

chaddison barger

>>151415367
Anyone has a chance of a comeback with Hoffman on the mound

i peed and missed bj inning wtf

Jays just want it more

Fuck these bullpen rallly games, so many commercials jews

Dang i didn't know canada was so elite at b ball

Excited to see this Jays lineup against the Doyers bullpen

I want to suck her cock

>>151415417
>>151415423
lol its fucking over. its the mariners we are talking about

>>151415333
for me it's metroidvanias

Nintendo Reddits thought they had this one in the bag kek

There's no way that Emerson Hancock is actually a real name

>>151415457
Based silksonger

>>151415457
I never got into hollowknight but metroidvanias are just proven by the test of time

erneh

Clement OP

Consistent Clement

Is 4 runs actually enough for this bullpen?

>>151415509
It's only a couple innings so yeah. Sir Anthony can lock down at least one

another worlds famous ernie clement base hit

>>151415448
bj the blue jay

Ernie seems like a really nice guy

>have a scrub benchwarmer hit leadoff
>tell him to crowd the plate and charge the mound after the first inside pitch and start a benches clearing brawl
>your scrub gets ejected but so does the other team's ace and potentially other starters
Would this work? Has a team ever tried this before?

>>151415509
yes. Mariners are actually a bad team at home.

>canadians can't claim credit for the jays without admitting america won the last 33 stan lees
:)

>>151415457
It this some kinda dark souls anime?

>>151415509
Only 4 so far*

>>151415457
this one kicked my ass, didn't play the second one

>>151415530
>at home.

>>151415509
is it still gonna be 4 runs 10 minutes from now?

>>151415441
are you brown?
baseball is the number one summer sport growing up in Canada

>>151415532
go back to /hoc/ with your shitty forced memes

Ernie Clement in the ALDS: .643 AVG., 1 Hr, 5 RBI, 1.554 OPS in 14 AB

don;'t load the bases for Gimenez!

All the Nintendo fans are going home sad tonight kek

>>151415560
/hoc/ is here buddy

lol nobody out with 2 men on

>the mariners still have a chance

HIMenez

WHOOOOOOOOO BOY GIMENZ

it's ogre

well...

G I M
I
M

BRUTAL

>>151415441
3 3
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y e a r s
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Note to the moderator who is banning me for ban evasion: I won a successful appeal. You ban me again, I’m told, you will lose your moderator status (your life’s biggest accomplishment) LOL


Looks like the nintendo reddits lost the momentum

This is embarrassing , shuttle shouldn’t even be in the postseason , they suck

>xeattleoids thought this was an mvp

So who's the real MVP of the American League? Because Toronto has made fools out of Judge and Raleigh.. hint. It’s Vladdy Guerrero


VLADAMIR >>>> Raleigh

Wow all the xeattle fans vacated the game threads

Interesting, maybe they’re playing their Nintendo Wii 2 now

Shittle is a shithole heh..
AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


SHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLE

GET
FUCKING

BTFO


BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

THE NINTENDO REDDITS ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTLE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTS

THE NINTENDO REDDITS

I JUST CANT

MEIN SIDES

>the Nintendo Reddits everyone

Fucking pathetic Memeners.

>>151415555
It isn't in Calgary. No one cares about baseball here.

NINTENYEAROLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

lol

Blow gays BABIP luck is insane these last two games

It's never been more over

these teams hate their home parks

Dude just hit lmao

GRBInez

Just wrap it up already

>>151415566
At least they have their switch 2's

bing bing wahoo

>>151415509
it's now over, i'm no longer nervous

>>151413799
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>>151413799
>>151413799
>>151413799
>>151413798

>>151415606
im guessing you are either a zoomer or brown

in the 90s baseball was big in the prairies but yeah now its dead

>Seattle wins at Toronto
>Toronto wins at Seattle
yea this is going to Game 7

Is this enough insurance runs to stop worrying about a Hoffman meltdown?

bo bitchette who?

This world is just so fucked up
Why did the blue jays have to drop both home games

>Pokemon Legends ZA Flopped
>Nintendo Flopped
>Mariners Flopping
>Seattle Flopped
It's so over

>>151415639
it was over in the 3rd inning

>>151415658
at least I feel vindicated not trying to get tickets

>>151415612
making up for the first 2 games

>>151413845
Basedballs

>>151415645
Yah the Vipers were our team. The league went bankrupt and their little stadium just got demolished

>>151415538
it's not anime style at all really. people call both games soulslikes because they are "hard," but I don't think they're that hard. the combat is fun though, and the bosses are fun to fight. less frustrating than dark souls combat imo.
>>151415550
I gotta play these, haven't check them out yet.

>>151415670
>>151415658
go be miserable somewhere else

what the hell did naylor think he was doing making the 3rd out at 3rd lol

>>151415647
lol no its not. when the mariners slump like this it snowballs. they will lose tomorrow and then lose in toronto in 6

the lets go blue jays in the stadium is pretty loud

>>151415658
Pro Sports has been especially fucked up since the sports bet gambling

>>151415684
This is the exact right place for me to be miserable...

Vladdy’s first ring :))

>>151415692
jeepers

>>151415682
Blasphemous is really hard at first, but it gets easier as you unlock abilities. I tried playing the expert mode, but it was too frustrating.

>>151415670
Spent $350 on 500 level tickets kek. In retrospect I'm glad I drank a 6 pack on the way from Union station and got too drunk to follow the game

>>151415707
not this board retard try one of the loser boards like /r9k/ or /soc/

>>151415705
The Nintendo fans went home to play their switch

incoming 3 run homer for vladito

>>151415692
F A T A M I R

>>151415692
absurd, they're averaged 7.5 runs a game in the playoffs including this game

come on vladdy

for but a day, the first time in decades,
I had felt hope for the mariners,
like an alcoholic

These threads are so better than Doyers threads, and I like the Doyers. I fucking hate the fucking spam.

>>151415718
...will come in 5 years as a member of the dodgers

>>151415736
Almost

>>151415692
>0-fer
>DFA'd by the Pirates
>beats up the Mariners for fun in the ALCS
Based IKF

ahhh nice work anyways lads

Clement has been a fucking saviour for this team.

>and jeff hoffman walks his 4th straight batter after giving up 2 runs
>AND IT'S GONE! MARINERS WITH THE LEAD!!

>>151415725
I'm 99% on silksong, gonna try blasphemous once I complete it. that screenshot was kino and sold me.

getting mogged hard by NFLCHADS bros...

>>151415790
Almost everyone on our lineup feels like a potential fucking menace

>>151415758
#justNLthings

>>151415790
and looks good doing it
what an absolute sportsman

>>151415758
>doyerpacos can't even enjoy their victories because the spammer ruins it for them

>>151415817
Izzy and Barger hitting is just amazing to me. Literally everyone on this team has made a meaningful contribution to the postseason. We're underdogs, but if we get to the World Series, I think we'll get at least six games.

>>151415837
lol, lmao even

>>151415887
I regret not watching more of the main season because the playoffs have been fun as fuck, it's awesome to see this team win.

scherzer's wearing hoffmans jersey with a blue eye contact

im going to play hockey in 20 minutes

>>151415856
not like there's much to discuss. Brewers aren't putting up a fight

I swear every game this year one of the teams can't hit.

this retarded 50 IQ nigga actually thinks he's a chad for spamming poljaks, bbc hentai, and loli.

This fucking crowd. It's almost like the Jays are playing a home game.

>>151415906
it's a shame you were too busy spamming raped bitch in /hoc/ all summer instead

they've just been chewing through the top of the mariners' lineup this game. first two games have me so anxious for these bums

Still trying to push the stupid ass Google cloud stat shit. Nobody gives a fuck.

>closer with a near 5.00 ERA

We're so fucked. Maybe not this game, but eventually we're fucked.

Ump is super inconsistent.

>>151415951
it's crazy, I couldn't believe how loud the mariners fans were last series. louder than the dome.

cal raleigh has been neutered

Jays commentators saying removing Castillo was probably a mistake

>>151415955
trb detected

>>151415884
in the mariners fan spirit I clicked it a few times thinking something would change

>>151415728
Fucking sick of you out of town 905 faggots. You make it so I can’t get home without waiting 20 minutes stuck in traffic 2 blocks away from my home. The Jays should be for Torontonians only and anyone from Oshawa needs to have been exterminated already by what is everyone waiting for >>151415736

>>151415983
This isnt your granddaddies ump, this is a vibing UMP

He goes off vibes for the strike calls

>>151415364
APOLOGIZE

>>151416006
it was, if you are going to punt this game just make him eat innings

>>151416032
seethe citylet

New cope has dropped into my head… mariners will be due tomorrow and head to toronto 3 - 2

>>151415951
yeah what the fuck bro if this was dodger stadium we would have stabbed all those blue jay faggots already and shut those pussies up real quick

toronto will get 2 more here

Those idiots from Vancouver are making noise.

>>151416109
crazier things have happened

Wow this m marishit crowd is pathetic


This would never happen in Toronto

Kek

>>151416006
it absolutely was, the Seattle bullpen failed to keep the game close and now they're stretch thin for tomorrow

>>151416032
why are you driving in the city retard. isnt the whole point of living there that you don't need to drive?

>>151416066
checked and thanks bro, i needed that

>>151416130
Game 2 Toronto's stadium was pretty much empty by the 7th inning.

>>151416144
He’s obviously full of shit

No one living two blocks from the jays would drive lol

based jays speedrunning the final inning because they know I need to be up early

>>151416144
Because I’m not a fucking barista or a Suit Jew I have a real job

Repeaters and the M’s have a miracle 9th

>>151416181
We got a challenge

>>151416184
What job? Uber driver?

Brutal 2 days for Mariner's fans

Nice hit anyways ernie

dubs and the mariners pull off a 6 run rally and win it in extras

Jays are just trolling at this point.

?????

Aye but if the glove wasn't there, it wouldn't have been a catch, therefore it is not a catch

>>151416230
yeah like what the fuck

If only the Braves didn't choked the 1992 World Series...

umps want to go to bed

>>151416165
Literally every condo building surrounding the stadium has an underground parking garage you stupid nigger. This isn’t fucking Amsterdam like you redditors want it to be.

>>151416130
Nobody in Toronto watches baseball, they're all at home watching cricket

>>151416245
umps fucked varsho on a similar catch

>>151416258
Couldn't you have challenged that tho?

>>151416220
it was a brutal 2 days for blue jays fans too

sex with evanna

>>151416246
What choke?

>Sir Anthony in the 9th
So Schneider finally moved Hoffman and him around

>>151416285
They did. Same call that went against Varsho.

>be the only canadian team
>sponsored by a company from kentucky of all places
down right peculiar

Ser Anfernee

>>151416224
rerolling

>>151416337
Colonel Sanders is strongly associated with the Toronto area because he lived in Mississauga, Ontario, from 1965 until his death in 1980 to oversee his Canadian KFC operations. During his time there, he had a home at 1337 Melton Drive and was often seen driving his Cadillac in the area. His iconic white suits were also made by a Toronto tailor

>>151416337
Reminds me of the boston bruins being sponsored by toronto dominion (td) bank

>>151416224
>>151416350
rerollerino

the comeback begins

>>151416337
KFC was founded in Salt Lake City, Utah

>>151416337
KFC is losing market share to Mary Brown's, which has expanded a ton in recent years

Gausman in this ballpark? I like our chances jaysbros…

>>151416379
I didn't know the Colonel was chinese

>>151416266
Why do you make this joke when Canada is whiter than the US? c.70% vs 55% non-hispanic white. Genuine question - seems like such a stones glass houses situation.

>>151416384
it wasn't meant to be Mbros

>>151416402
Popeyes has been cutting into them for a decade

>>151416379
this is why the "kfc in canada" myth exists. because at one time it was the only place that was true to the recipe

i still can not believe jays lost game 1

>>151416337
I think that's just an ad from the station. KFC isn't mentioned as one of their sponsors / partners.

https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/community/jays-care/our-partners

>>151416420
because they made it a point to let it be known that their chicken has always been halal

>>151416337
i was going to try to own you by proving you wrong but Yum! Brands is headquartered in Louisville Kentucky

kek

>>151416420
Canadian Popeyes is pretty mid IMO, now that MB has biscuits I have no reason to go back

>baiting leafs into spending thousands of dollars on tickets for game 6 and 7 just so they can watch the gays blow it at home
Based marinerchads

>>151416420
The thing really holding Popeyes back in Canada is the horrid jeets that mismanage every location.

>>151416379
damn that's actually interesting, I have no wisecrack to offer.
>1337
pwn3d

>>151416445
what did you think the K stood for?

>>151416460
Get used to it bud, that's going to be your entire country by the end of the decade

and the game is over

GG Mariners, see ya tomorrow

>>151416460
That's true the Toronto Area ones are kinda shit, when I go to smaller cities they'll have higher standards and it tastes fresher and better

I guess you can say Popeyes kicked the bucket

>>151416489
Kanada

damn bruh, nice pitch

yay

Homefield disadvantage the series

hell yeah and early game tomorrow too

lol GET FCKED LEAFS
51ST STATE

>>151416494
gg

>>151416505
fucking kek

gg mariners

>>151416494
GG.

yay max w

>>151416527
Listening to the crowd tonight, could've fooled me.

>>151416489
well you see they were owned by pepsi for a while and then they spun it off along with taco bell and pizza hut and they created a new company called Yum! brands. pepsi is HQ in NY. there was no reason for me to believe Yum! is located in KY

nobody would assume taco bell is HQ in KY

>>151416337
>down right peculiar
all canadian sports advertisement pander to black-wannabe demographic

>>151416562
Max will not destroy the team today.

>>151416505
TETSUO!

Vladdy believe in God. Do you believe in God?

>>151416592
true i thought yum was owned by brazilians now

at least AL games have some life
NL is a snoozefest

>>151416592
I think Pepsi still owns a part of Yum! or something like that

Any "mariners" fan that was talking shit after 2 games obviously is some nu fag. Everyone I know thats watched the Ms for the last 25+ years was fully expecting them to choke

>>151415983

The only thing that's been driving me crazy is check swings. They make no fucking sense.