Thread 151424244

Kangz

Jalen Hurts is better than your favorite player

My team is better than your team, nigga

*Enters the thread*

>>151424286
We have the same team, idiot

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

I've been trying to explain to /nfl/ for years that Goff and Mayfield are better QBs than Mahomes but ONLY NOW are you fools starting to listen. Bout fucking time.

>Peyton
Brady beat the team that beat that bum on the way to his 4th Super Bowl ring.
>Eli
Brady beat the team that beat the team that beat that bum on the way to his 5th Super Bowl ring
>Rodgers
Brady couldn't even beat a team that beat that bum because that bum missed the playoffs entirely when Brady won his 6th Super Bowl ring
>Brees
Brady retired his ass on the way to his 7th Super Bowl ring

>>151424293
You should update that image
2024: Lost so badly that his wins were retroactively cancelled
2025: Won't even make the playoffs

>>151424326
Yawn
You sit around all day waiting for me with that image? You should step outside the genny

>>151424325
>2024: Lost so badly that his wins were retroactively cancelled
Loosing in the Super Bowl is a plus for your resume. You will never gaslight me into thinking making it to a championship round is bad compared to losing early in the playoffs.

Top 5 /nfl/ approved wr
5. Eric Moulds
4. Dez Bryant
3. Marvin Harrison
2. Larry Fitzgerald
1. Randy moss

Daily reminder that it was, in fact, 34-0

As a professional ball knower I can tell you all right now, that the Tennessee Titans will not make the playoffs. Also Cam Ward is a big, dumb 'ol nigger who will not help "turn it around" in Tennessee. They are doomed.

Stathead has done irreparable damage to the new generation of NFL fans.

Jonathan Taylor

>>151424336
If you don't want to be fact checked don't make reckless post.

>>151424343
The refs singlehandedly carried them through to the SB last year, it was the most obvious case of corrupt officiating in the NFL that I have ever seen. No wonder they got their asses completely handed to them

>>151424372
I'm not reckless and will continue to post about this topic in the future. You will slither away now

>>151424326
Baker never lost to Brady in the owl
Goff only lost to Brady in the owl by 10
Mahomes lost Brady in the owl by 22
Oh, and none of them scored a touchdown

We comin for your asses raider nation

>>151424293
Why doesnt he have the season td record if hes so great? He even has an extra game to do it

Last night was the most entertaining match this season. I miss having elite pocket passers just gunsling all night. Now all we get are faggy QBs that like to run too much

>>151424418
Holy fuck these AI fakes are getting insane

>>151424301
>>151424336
>>151424413
>>151424396
We just saw Goff get outclassed by Mahomes despite having a superior OL and weapons.

Not a single Chiefs player on offense would start on the Lions. They wouldn't even make the Lions' practice squad.
>Jahmyr Gibbs vs Pachecho
>Amon-Ra St. Brown vs Xavier
Are you fucking kidding me. They literally have twice as many yards or TDs. Not joking, look it up yourself.

>We just saw Goff get outclassed by Mahomes despite having a superior OL and weapons.
>
>Not a single Chiefs player on offense would start on the Lions. They wouldn't even make the Lions' practice squad.
>>Jahmyr Gibbs vs Pachecho
>>Amon-Ra St. Brown vs Xavier
>Are you fucking kidding me. They literally have twice as many yards or TDs. Not joking, look it up yourself.

>>151424424
In 2022 he set the all time record of most total yards.
>He even has an extra game
Mahomes rarely plays the 17th game because he typically locks up the 1 seed. Mahomes has played the exact amount of games as Brady despite Brady playing in the 16 game era.

>>151424418
>Kelces_Future.jpg

>>151424462
The loins lost both coordinators
And maybe game would turn out differently if the niggers in new york hadn't called in a penalty on a play that had been pre-approved by the on-site refs

>>151424476
Brady locked up a first round bye most of the time too so he usually sat out week 17 meaning he only played 15 games

>>151424510
>The loins lost both coordinators
They were the #1 scoring offense heading into this game. Don't make excuses. They got beat down. Chiefs coordinator has been Matt Nagy, that guy couldn't coordinate his way out of a paper bag.

>>151424508
AI can do much better than this slop now, is this saved from two years ago or something?

>people have started making new threads before the old ones hit the bump limit

We've gotta cut this shit out. We're not /nba/.

>>151424424
>Why doesnt he have the season td record if hes so great?
I made a prediction in the offseason that Mahomes was going to go for the 60 TDs record since this is the first time he'll have a stable OL and depth at WR, but then Worthy got injured and the league tried to permaban Rice. Considering the fact that Mahomes leads the league in total TDs, I feel like that prediction looks nice. Look at Mahomes stats in picrel since he got Worthy

It feels weird coming from my Breadtube feed to this place.

reminder

>>151424595
BUT I HAVE TO MAKE THE OP MY DESIRED FAGGY IMAGE

>>151424424
>>151424600
Forgot picrel.

This is his stats after getting Worthy.

>>151424613
Brees is too short for the hall. I wouldn't let any of these idiots in desu

>>151424613
Brees and Fitz are guaranteed 1st ballot.

>Russell Wilson and Josh Allen are the only 2 QBs that have thrown for over 400 yards in a game this season
That seems pretty low

>>151424527
Brady had an easy division for 2 decades which gave him 4-6 free wins per season and a free ticket to the playoffs. Mahomes had a similar situation but now his division is stacked. That should be considered a negative on both of their resumes. You are measured by your competition not by your wins.

>>151424644
Thank God nobody takes your football opinions into consideration

Brees wouldn't be able to see over his fellow inductees heads

>>151424669
i'm surprised dak hasn't

>>151424669
It's the cover 2 spam that defensive coordinators started abusing. The league needs to step in and ban it. Those safeties are too high so QBs can no longer do deep shots.

>>151424547
Yes, it's from when Bing first released their image generator. But that's what most of the posts here are, just the same old shit on repeat over and over again.

>>151424613
Man I hate that cocksucker Brees but obviously he's a first ballot guy

>>151424704
Teams don't run Cover 2 nearly as often as you think they do. Cover 3 is still the default shell for almost every team.

>>151424720
>>151424613
Hot Take: if Brees didn't play in a dome he wouldn't be considered a HoF. Prove me wrong.

>>151424613
Brees, Fitz, and probably Pouncey are locks, and there's a good chance for Gostkowski too

>>151424613
It's time.

You now remember when Mel Kiper called Cover 2 a racist institution.

congrats to the 9-8 bengals. Over .500 once again

How does Shanahan do it?

He’s lost the locker room

>>151424792
Lynn knows.

>>151424675
The mutt plays in a division with the shitty Raiders, the >Chorgers and a Donkey's team that has been in QB hell for the past 10 years so that doesnt mean much

>>151424807
This guy didn’t deserve to lose his job

>>151424766
>there's a good chance for Gostkowski too
Are you a fucking retard? If Adam Vinatieri didn't make it in first ballot then no kicker ever will. Hell I doubt Gostkowski ever makes it in.

>>151424761
His playoff numbers outdoors were better than indoors. You guys are genuinely fucking retarded when it comes to evaluating QBs. If they didn't win 50 Super Bowls, then you act like their careers are something to be ashamed of.

>>151424809
And yet you still seethe, leash babby

>>151424688
His best game was in week 2 but the Giants defense was his best offensive player, they had over 15 accepted penalties on them for like 180 yards so he didn't throw as much as Wilson did

>>151424807
I'm glad this bald cracker resigned. Would've been better if he got fired and had his home burned down.

>>151424792
He uses dark magic to control his QB like a thrall. God punishes him for doing this by smiting his players with injuries.

>>151424840
>Vinetieri wasnt a first round ballot
I actually forgot about that

What's his fucking problem?

>>151424772
there's a lot of shit sports personalities have said

>>151424613
Reminder that Terrell Owens wasn't a 1st Ballot HoFer. That completely ruined all of the credibility that the HoF had in my eyes.

>>151424326
Can't believe the #10 pick going to a perennial playoff contending team with a Hall of Fame head coach did better that #1 picks that went to dumpster fires like Cleveland and Jeff Fischer's rams. Shocking stuff

>>151424809
Herbert is a generational talent who now has a great HC. Chargers had the #1 ranked defense in 2024. If they didn't lose two tackles they would be a problem.

Broncos defense is top 3 and they have a HoF head coach and the best ranked OL. If Bo Nix wasn't shitty this would be considered the best team in football. They beat the Eagles with Bo Nix moving backwards.

The Raiders.....yeah, you're right on that one.

>>151424904
For a gay man Arod really doesn't like to being touched by other men

>>151424904
Rodgers needs to retire and/or die already, can Garrett please snap this ignorant man's neck next time they play

>>151424920
>Herbert is a generational talent
He played like dogshit in the past 2 weeks and was the main reason they lost to a rookie with zero career starts. And the Donkeys may have a great defense but they have a bottom 5 offense with Nix and Payton

>>151424887
It's bullshit. I hate how little love special teams gets.

I swear Colorado is just milf country

>>151424936
rude

>>151424915
It's baffling to me that sports writers are responsible for so many things like award voting and hall of fame voting when 98% of them quite obviously do not know ball

>>151424973
my brother you are starving

>>151424920
>Herbert is a generational talent
Lmao people actually still say this
Repeat after me, slow boy:
"Jalen Hurts is not only more successful than Justin Herbert, he is also more talented and will have a longer career"

>>151424951
>He played like dogshit in the past 2 weeks
The NY Giants have an elite pass rush. The only QBs who will look good against them are the ones with great OLs. The Giants beat Chargers and Eagles.

>>151424943
When Bret Farve retired the last anchor to my childhood was severed. When Arod retires I will move from middle age to just plain old as he's the last player in the NFL that's older than me. Then I'll start calling every nfl player a kid.

>>151424987
If Eagles called the Chargers to swap QBs they would hang up the phone.

If the Chargers called the Eagles to swap QBs the Eagles would answer the phone.

>>151424987
I agree. Herbert is the new rivers, a guy who will rack up stats and wins but never make an owl. Rivers is based, but he wasn't a generational talent in football ... just breeding

>>151424642
For how great Larry's career was, I only remember him for mouthing "oh no" when the stoolers made that game winning catch

>>151424953
It really is, I don't know what they were thinking since he played a vital role to the Clots in 2006 and the Pats during Brady's career

>>151425023
>look, I found a different way to say something that's incorrect

>>151424998
Arod stopped playing ball in 2016 idiot

>>151424801
He's got Ayuasca Rage

>>151425023
I'm a bears fan so I don't have a dog in the fight but I really don't think they would. Herbert is fine but he hasn't done shit. Hurts has 2 nfc championships and a ring

>>151424613
Come like 2046, we're gonna see bums like Dak and Lamarr on the list. Sad the game has regressed like this to the point where mediocrity will get you in

>>151424915
That was obviously for personal behavior reasons. Part of being a HOF player is being a teammate and he was awful at that. He purposely destroyed locker rooms and attacked his QBs and coaches

>>151424990
His two intecrpetions were returned to the redzone and directly led to 10 points in a game where they only lost by 3. His oline was beat up and wasn't doing him any favors I'll admit but those 2 interceptions were the nail in the coffin, they were both fairly bad throws from what I remember too but I could be wrong on that

>>151425023
Herbert is Trevor Lawrence tier and I honestly would have to think about who I'd take between the two for even money. Hurts has bonfides that even Allen and Lamar dont have.

>>151425102
In what way is Lamar not a HoFer? He's already had a great career.

>>151424953
Hester got in but your point is solid. They should have 2 offensive/ 2 defensive and a special teamer as finalists, but then again if you did that you'd run out of kickers/punters/returners by like year 5 of the system.

>>151425023
not even the chargers coach believe this bs

>>151425147
He Russell Wilson without a ring anon.

>>151424915
>>151425107
Owens and Hester getting in first ballot but not Keuchly is proof the sportswriters are all BLM frauds

>>151424973
looks like the Grinch

>>151425107
>personal behavior reasons.
He was never in trouble or did anything illegal and he worked hard. You're gonna exclude him because ruffled some feathers in the lockerroom? A lot of players in the HoF have done far worse than that. Ray Lewis was literally at the scene of a murder with blood all over his shirt and today he's treated with the utmost reverence as if he's some great role model.

>>151425185
Keuchly had so many injuries otherwise he'd be 1985 bears linebacker tier - Mike Singletary like

>>151424915
oh shut the fuck up lol, owens was a spoiled pissbaby and locker room cancer. ''I don't need the NFL''.

>>151425167
Lamar is clearly a better player than Russell Wilson was. Are you people smoking crack when you type shit like this?

>>151425250
He still did nothing to warrant being left off of his first eligible ballot.

>>151425258
t. zoomer who never watched Russ play in his prime

Russ was better at his peak than Lamar, more accurate when playing against legit defenses. And her never quit on his during his peak.

>>151425185
Hester is the best returner of all time. And like other anon said, Kuechly was plagued with injuries, but in his prime he was arguably better than Wagner

>>151425163
>>151425122
>>151425079
Eagles had the #1 ranked O-line, the #2 ranked D-line, the best RB, and a top 3 WR in AJ Brown. Not to mention they had the 2nd best defense. Give Allen, Burrow, Herbert, or Lamar all those things and they'd be sitting on 3 rings.

>>151425315
You're fucking retarded and I've been watching football longer than you

>>151425279
faking multiple suicide attempts for attention and calling his QB a fag, yeah he did, it's just black privilege that all his fuck ups are ignored.

>>151425351
t. Ravens fan since 2018

LaMeme is a bum who quit on his team, shouldnt even sniff the hall of fame

>>151425258
>I'm 14 and I think peak Russell was his broncos run
Lol, 18 and over board zoom zoom

what wild animal would unironically make the best runningback, assuming it had enough intelligence to play properly?

>>151425345
>Eagles had the #1 ranked O-line, the #2 ranked D-line,
PFF is just meltzer stars for football nerds
>the best RB, and a top 3 WR in AJ Brown.
Lol, no.
>Not to mention they had the 2nd best defense.
How dare his team have a defense
>Give Allen, Burrow, Herbert, or Lamar all those things and they'd be sitting on 3 rings.
Lol no. Lamar had a great defense and Derrick Henry last year and shit the bed. Allen had Derrick Henry and Diggs and never made the orb.

>>151425389
>>151425427
Get off of my board, you retarded fucks.

>>151425454
Hippos for sure they're gigantic, fast as fuck and impossible to bring down.

>>151425279
He did less in the league than eli

>>151425258
Wilson's "moonballs" were no joke, he was extremely accurate on deep balls in Xeattle and could drop dimes on the best DBs

>>151425454
Is an horse a athlete?

>>1514254780
Oooo, it's past some anons bedtime. He's getting cranky

did Jake Browning's whore gf get the ick from his play this year?

>>151425185
He was unfortunate that he was on the ballot at a time when non-outside linebackers are viewed as the least useful position on defense. And I don't want to hear the "muh short career" defense when Megatron was first-ballot.

>>151425315
>>151425488
>>151425493
I knew who Russell Wilson was, dumbasses. I've been around for his entire fucking career. He was not better than Lamar Jackson, that's all I'm saying.

>>151425567
>He was not better than Lamar Jackson, that's all I'm saying.
True, Wilson is a quitter, too.

>>151424613
Surprised to see Olsen here. Kuechly is a lock for hof next year, always thought Greg was just hall of very good.

>>151425522
she's already in flaccos dm's

>>151425454
An elephant of course, 2nd a rhino maybe, 3rd like >>151425479 said Hippos

Welcome to Buffalo, Waddle

>>151425567
You can think whatever you want but most people would choose prime Wilson over prime Lamar if they could pick between the two

>>151425602
thats a veteran ball club right there

>>151425488
Terrell Owens was literally 2nd or 3rd all time in every major receiving category when he was first eligible. He never did anything illegal. He wasn't a drug addict. Who gives a fuck if he was a diva when you're supposed to be evaluating what he did on the field. If you're going to exclude an all time great player because of your personal feelings, then you should not only not ever be allowed to have a vote, you deserve to have your skin removed and then be burned alive.

>49ers' Mac Jones to start for injured Brock Purdy; George Kittle back.
Nice, we get to what Mac + Kittle can do. I'm way over Brock Turdy, what a mistake it's beginning to look like for paying that guy.

>>151425625
God damn shame they didn't win an owl. So much talent

The NFL gods have tried their best to nerf Mahomes. He finally got Rashee Rice back but now lost his LT.

>>151425635
This. He's literally a fucking top 3 receiver of all time.

>>151425567
What is in Lamar's toolkit that seahawks russ lacked and what did he accomplish that Russ couldn't? All I can think of is a Joel Embid tier "it's his turn" mvp

What an absolute hell it is to be a Jets fan.

>>151424865
where did he resign? was it a lucrative contract?

>>151425635
>If you're going to exclude an all time great player because of your personal feelings, then you should not only not ever be allowed to have a vote
Heh tell that to the voters in the MLB. Bunch of clowns

>>151424904
well seeing as he grabbed his ribs after this and probably won't be at practice, I think it's because that 350lb individual fell on him

anyone have the webm of rogers sniffing something right before the final play?

>>151425662
He's not above Jerry Rice, Larry Fitzgerald or Randy Moss. Let alone guys like Don Hutson or Raymond Berry

>>151425673
Who's job does the Carolina reaper claim next week?

>>151425709
Jerry Rice
Randy Moss
Terrell Owens

>>151425709
my dude, Marvin Harrison and Andre Johnson are in the HoF

>>151425673
ship it

>>151424307
>Peyton
3:2 in the offs, with Tommy throwing pick with their last game on the line

>>151425635
> He never did anything illegal

lmao what a low standard, he behaved like dogshit everywhere he went, pulled schemes like faking suicide for attention, kicked out of 109 locker rooms but it was always someone else's fault.

whyd they do it to us?

who is a bigger playoff fraud, Peyton Manning or Sohei Ohtani?

>>151425671
Lamar was a better rusher. And no, he isn't just a mobile QB, he's historically elite when it comes to running with the football. A literal one man run game who forces defenses to fundamentally change their structure. Russell Wilson was a great scrambler but he never gave defense nightmares before the snap like Lamar did. Also, Lamar became a better passer than Wilson. He doesn't rely on a bunch of offscript moonballs and can actually play within the structure of an offense and consistently attack the middle of the field unlike Russ.

>>151425736
Marvin Harrison had a better career than TO

>>151425766
so he's the Bubba Wallace of NFL?

>>151425734
Hear, hear!

>>151425787
don't know about that

know who did, Reggie Wayne, and he didn't make the Hall

>>151425766
>lmao what a low standard,
The HoF is filled with drug addicts and criminals, so not really.

>>151425815
but Archie Manning wasn't a great man

>>151425804
And this guy.

sex with Carlie Irsay status?

My favorite thing to do when I'm stressed out is drive around in GTA 5 and hit people riding motorcycles.

Friendly reminder that Troy Aikman was a first round ballot

>>151425849
Anon, I...

>>151425849
loving and missionary with deep eye contact

>>151425849
I hit that ass all night

>>151425851
Same, except for the GTA 5 part.

No matter what happens the rest of the year it can't be as bad as the previous few seasons

>>151425857
as he should've been

>>151425766
>109 locker rooms

>>151425781
I appreciate you making the arguement but russ was more than a moonwalk Chuck artist his first 10 years. My point is that russ and Lamar are good comps and it would be hard to put one over the other, but I'd take the ring over the MVP if I really had to pick. Both also did their best work when paired with a elite power running back.

>>151425673
Why would anybody be a jets fan really?
>they are from my city
You got Giants
>I liked player X
They don't have any exciting players on offense in years
>past success
One ring with Namath before your dad was born
>I like their looks
One of the ugliest uniforms and logos in the league

>>151425716
Neither the Dolphins nor Cowboys fired anyone
I think his reapin' days are over

>>151425903
i don't even know what to make of the panthers right now

>>151425454
come on man
niggers

so many """""experts""""" in the media doubting my Bakey this week
when will they learn?

>>151425454
The American Metropolitan Ape

>>151425654
He’s transitioning, it’s an open secret
>listened to kc area sports radio

>>151425934
I think Russ was great, just not a better QB than Lamar.

>>151426006
because, like the rams, they're barely winning games against sub .500 teams and this week they play a real team

>>151425864
>>151425866
WTF!

>>151426020
>detoilet
>good
they just got dogwalked by a shitty queefs team

>>151426020
>they're barely winning games against sub .500 teams
Their last two wins are against teams that are a combined 8-4.

>>151426006
Bucs are getting raped by the Loins

Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her

>>151426037
They didn't beat Jalen and Nick though
They own your stupid asses now

>>151426037
>including the record of the niners despite using a backup qb
>implying the seahawks mean anything
KEK

is it true ben roethlisberger raped someone or was it another QB?

>>151426054
t. Amy Adams-Slut

go file another lawsuit over the color blue

>>151426077
you're thinking Mark Sanchez, and she was 17

>>151424326
If Goff gets the Lions a Superbowl win, he'll be a Michigan hero and remembered far longer than Mahomes

>>151426117
and stafford?

>>151426077
He tried to get with Stromy Daniels, but got left knocking on her hotel room door like a simp

alright, which one of you creeps is writing fan fiction about the irsay sisters?

>>151425959
They'd have a winning record if Bryce didn't look like the worst QB in history in the first half of every game. He played well the entire Cowboys game though so maybe things are trending in the right direction for him

>>151426140
>Bryce didn't look like the worst QB in history in the first half of every game
Tua exists

COOP HIS NAME IS BILL BELLICHICK SAYS HE WON 8 SUPERBOWLS WITH 2 DIFFERENT NFL TEAMS COOP, BUT HERES THE THING, 6 OF THOSE WERE WITH A GOAT NAMED TOM COOP, HOW CAN A MAN LIKE THAT ONLY HAVE 1 WIN WITH A COLLEGE PROGRAM, A MAN LIKE THAT COOP, HE MUST HAVE KILLED LAURA PALMER

what /cfb/ are we watching tonight, bros?

My berds are gonna get booty blasted by the fudge packers

He said he’s a Skattebo
She said see ya lattebo

Ray Lewis would unironically pray to god and then absolutely heem every offensive player he saw

>>151426246
It's slime time

>>151426273
when is slime game?

I said it before, I’ll say it again, get a fucking huge center, like 6’7 350+ pounds, but with Down’s syndrome and play him on 4th and goal up to like 4th and 4 and let him use his retard strength to heem everybody to the inzone

i have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol

>>151426265
i wonder if he prayed to god when he hid the gun one of his friends used in a murder

sounds like a fun experience for the teams. i hope the NFL plays some games in saudi arabia soon

>>151426394
I'm 34 and I've only drank alcohol once in my entire life.

>>151426437
>ronaldo
>wrestlemainia
>college bowl games
>probably a couple NFL games soon
i appreciate the crown prince being a patron of sports but it is kinda strange

>>151426394
I'm practically married to it

>>151426449
That sounds like heaven. Do you know how much money I could save by going back to having zero tolerance for alcohol?

i wish NFL social media was as wild as the NBA's

>>151426536
i-i-is that male?

>>151426536
i used to not like KD but hes fucking funny

>>151426536
>I wish the nfl was even more black and retarded

>>151426394
Shame. Mine is pretty healthy!

is the NFL fixed? how can this guy be this wide open after getting 22 targets for over a hundred yards.

My dog is getting fatter because all he does is sit near a window and wait for dogs to walk by and then barks at them once or twice, then goes to sleep. He's so fucking fat.

>>151426536
the average NBA shitposter vs the average NFL shitposter

who you got?

>>151426580
stop fucking overfeeding him

>>151426580
cute fat pupper

>>151426462
They are desperately trying to kickstart a tourism economy because the combination of slavery and oil money has completely ruined their future prospects.

>>151426608
is that the retard that automatically tries to spam steeler anime girl as the first post in every thread?

>>151426634
>automatically
*austically

>>151426608
reminder to never post your face on 4chan, especially not /sp/

chikaner learned it the hard way

>>151426627
its too far away to get anything going i feel, literally the middle of nowhere
even Dubai is too far out of the way to stay viable

How many INTs is he going to throw against the choofs?

>>151426673
0. He will also throw for 333 yards and 3 touchdowns. Checkem.

>>151426389
Good idea I said the same thing last season and use him as a versatile piece in those redzone plays as a TE. Use him in specifical teams to block FGs and in onside kick returns

>>151426673
hes due for a big game

>>151426608
Is that fucking chrischan?

>>151426656
Its pretty much their only option. They suffer from far too much brain drain to function as a service economy and extraction economies are an economic dead end.

>>151426673
is the raiders backup QB that much worse than geno?

It's funny how everyone was for the tush push, then for some reason everyone has turned against it this year.

>>151426702
Is this the thread?

>>151426580
Post dog

>>151426047
Injured secondary vs injured hideout, I haven't seen enough of the buccs to know of they have a defense but the lions can put up points ... but baker also keeps his teams in games.

Patty Cuckitini

>>151426729
Everyone remembered how retarded and classless Eagles fans are. Also, it's kinda gay.

>>151426580
feed him less food

>>151426673
He got picked 3 times in the only raiders game I watched but 2/3 were elite DB plays. Idk he seemed above competent but didn't have playmaking wideouts

>>151426729
The false starting every time is a new plot development

>>151426580
100% your fault

rubenesque pupper

>Pablo Torre Finds Out

I want Pablo Torre to find out what it's like to have his skull bashed in with a hammer.

What would you like Pablo Torre to find out?

>>151426729
It would be fine if the refs actually called it correctly. It has to be banned because it is used as an excuse to break the rules.

>>151426786
they also line up in front of the center

Based tush push makin em seethe

fred warner is a top 5 hottest nfl player of all time

>>151426825
its hurtful and destructive

>>151426521
I stopped drinking when I had my first kid at 34 and moved to another state ... insomuch as I only drink on my yearly fishing trip and the once every 6 months i see my buddies. I don't miss it.

>>151426827
he is pretty handsome

>>151426827
Why are you gay

>>151426856
i love a good short beard/stubble
>>151426859
i don't know

>>151426580
Reduce his food by like 10% a week until you get to the amount needed to keep him at a healthy weight

>>151426887
Why do you insist on bringing shame to your family and why have you not killed yourself?

>>151426917
kwab

>>151426917
kek I didn't know that

Analytics killed the Browns just like the Mariners just now

>>151426925
my family likes me and i like living

i dont have a problem with finooks so long as youre not pushy about it

>>151426970
So was it your father or your uncle that molested you?

>>151426980
OK

>>151426917
Analytics focus is fucking gay and doesn't work in football because of the sample size.

>>151426987
lay off. hes with me.

>>151426987
neither i was never molested by anyone

>>151426980
Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe.

>>151426917
>stefanksi has two coy's
>dumbbell has 0
browns won

>>151426801
the real issue is that refs don't want to stop the play for forward progress

>>151426952
the mariners are 2 games away from the world series

>>151426825
>>151426729
funny how nuredditors out themselves

we call it bussy bump 'round these parts

>>151427058
Jays gonna sweep

>>151427011
Bullshit. We all know how the gays reproduce.

>>151427087
Just imagine living in Toronto in 2025. It must be a nightmare.

>>151427000
thank you for defending me from this buffoon

>>151426795
Pablo is based for exposing JC Tretter and those other corrupt faggots in the NFLPA. Keep seething mutt

>>151426673
Both quarterbacks are going to contract the flu and throw for five ints. The winning score will be a safety in the 4th quarter. 2-0

>>151426993
>Analytics focus is fucking gay and doesn't work in football because of the sample size.
Yeah, analytics in football have always been completely retarded. There is too small of a sample size and way too many variables that can't be accounted for. Baseball is the only sport analytics should be taken seriously in.

>>151427104
how

>>151427155
butt babies

>>151427105
I live in Buffalo

>>151427155
You were molested. Homosexuals are not born, they are made.

Eye Test™ make ya melty?

>>151427248
Hey pal. Cool your jets here.

Is Rodgers waiting to retire to come out of the closet. Why hasn't he come out yet? Is he afraid of what his locker room would think about it?

>>151427269
Your brown eye got tested by a pack of feral niggers in the sweltering summer of 2017.

>>151427155
Mitosis.

>>151427241
Why is that cat obese?

>>151427314
thats a hurtful and destructive comment

>>151427248
but i was born

>>151427311
sexually abused people....sexually abuse people. its fair to not trust them

>>151427314
Too much Coca Cola.

>>151427298
Hunters are cowardly bitches. They need a gun to kill a brainless creature.

>>151427336
you got some weird kiddy diddler hangups thats on you but this is a thread about football

>>151424904
that lineman s/b shot

>>151427311
that's why every effort needs to be made so they don't sexually abuse children. Instead our (((society))) encourages them to.

>>151427349
It's been a long time since I took biology, but I think deer, elk, moose, and other ungulates have a brain.

>>151427345
Got dang. What's his 3-cone?

>McSharty still hurt
holy mother of KWAB

>>151424936
he likes head-pats from taller men.

>>151427390
Top secret, but check out another of our prospects.

>>151427311
Would you trust a vampire?

>>151427384
touch grass

>>151427415
>>151427390

>>151427241
Thankfully my cat self regulates his food. I just have to make sure he has food out constantly and he eats whenever he needs to.

>cat is slightly overweight
>feed her the recommended amount of food on the bag for a 6 pound cat
>never loses weight despite being 10 pounds
what's up with that

>>151426394
I do to but I ended it. Had a seizure, ripped a nostril off my face the day after and spent a week in ICU hooked up to a benzo drip and mainlined Ativan every few hours. I'm happy now

Cats are superior pets than dogs.
Simple as.

>>151427523
Sure, if you're a loser.

Lotta brain worms ITT

>>151427523
admit it, you're too lazy to walk a dog regularly so you got a pet that basically takes care of itself

>>151427523
As a guy with both a cat and a dog I disagree, they are both pretty chill.

>>151427523
I like cats and dogs. They are both kino animals

>>151427523
i have a little munchkin pupper too
hes like 12 years old though and only gets up and runs around when i just come home or when im cooking lol

Taco bell has a new burrito. It has hot cheetos in it. Might get one soon

>>151427597
woa
hopefully its better than that taki crap wendys had that stuff was gross

>>151427597
taco bell isn't it worth it anymore to me. it's too expensive for the quality. i might as well spend another $2-3 and get something from tijuana flats

>>151427552
>admit it, you're too lazy to walk a dog
Dogs have a higher IQ than cats, why is it they can't use a litter box like cats. They just want to go on walks so they trick stupid humans into walking them.

>>151427614
Wendy's has fallen. I feel like sometime in the last 5 years they made some changes and now nothing is as good as it used to be.

*beep*beep*

don't mind me, just the best gameday chips coming through

>>151426575
The Steelers defense is the Deshaun Watson of defenses.

>>151427644
i still like a daves burger and a cup of chili every once in the while but yeah its way too expensive
>>151427635
where i live its not bad price wise
whataburger is the best dollar to quality ratio at least here

Is it pronounced Joe Flocko or Joe Flacko?

>>151427665
The latter.
>Flocko flocka flame

>>151426673
He looks like Stephen A Smith escaping from Rikers Island.

>>151427614
Unfortunately reviewbrah hasnt tried it yet so im going in blind. Will update if i end up getting it
>>151427635
Yeah it is too expensive. But the fucking artificial goy chemicals they put in there activate my neurons. Plus i need some sauce packets for my sauce packet drawer which currently stands empty.

>>151427654
what does a cubano turned into a chip taste like? seems like something youd find in miami

>>151427654
For me, it’s crab chips

>>151427680
If someone ever did that to Mahomes in Arrowhead the fans are emptying the benches.

>>151427641
My dog is trained to go to the bathroom on the pee pad if I'm not able to walk him for whatever reason.

>>151427680
always loved how the lineman goes straight for alonzo and doesn’t even acknowledge the potential fumble

>>151427692
mustardy with a bit of pickle with a pork-like taste. it's hard to describe

>>151427665
Flack-oe

Excuse me, patrician taste coming through.

>>151427345
he got game

>>151427775
i don't buy these anymore because i literally can't help from eating the whole bag once i start

>>151427747
that sounds real good
>>151427775
God i had some of those first thins recently its so good

>>151427892
>woah travis, just because you used to date black women doesn't mean you get to use that word

dont mind me, just blowin out my ass hole with this

>>151427785
>i do declare, that fucking hurt

>>151427892
What a fucking dick. Can you imagine the outrage from all the swifties if someone did that to Kelce?

Gameplan < Go out there and slang that shit

>>151427914
I fucking love those but I think they made them less spicy after the pandemic. Still great though

>>151427680
>>151427735
>always loved how the lineman goes straight for alonzo and doesn’t even acknowledge the potential fumble

>>151427726
The day Mahomes gets heem'd like that man security is probably rushing on the field too

>>151427937
I see you're a disciple of Grossman.

>>151428022
The NFL has a severe lack of dudes. They got a lot of guys, but not a lot of dudes.

Is Flacco better than Joey Reddit??

>>151427937
geno plz…

his name is jacory

>>151427937
You know ball

Make way for the King

>>151428087
>Ass on knees

>>151428022
WRs get paid to catch, not paid to complain. Cork that sumbitch back, grip it and rip it. Go up and get it.

>>151428087
I have never tasted this but just going by the simple flavoring ingredients depicted on the packaging I know this is the based flavor.

>>151428087
that looks gross

>>151428183
>simple flavoring ingredients
All dressed is actually the opposite. It's all dressed as in all dressings. It combines ketchup, barbecue, salt and vinegar, and sour cream and onion.

I just think my Bucs are going to beat the Lions. I can feel it.

>>151428236
>bucs in primetime against a good opponent

Anon I dont know how to tell you this but manage your expectations

>>151428259
this ain't the same old Bucs
there's something about this team. they feel special

>>151428087
a fuckin leaf

>>151428287
We had Tom Brady for 3 years nigga

Bakey? Quakey.

>>151427680
You guys won't stfu about Mahomes faking the sideline rush, but say nothing about Allen faking slides. I hope Allen gets heem'd doing it.

>>151428301
yeah and that was like 3 years ago now

>>151428342
Honestly? Based.

>>151425355
Remember the curl ups press conference in the driveway? Kek

>>151428236
>>151428259
>>151428287
We just saw how the Chiefs looked against the Lions. Let's do this. Whatever team does the best against the Lions receives the title of best team. The QB also becomes /nfl/'s MVP favorite.

>>151428436
you dont speak for the rest of us muttlover

>>151428470
Most anons would agree the Bucs, Lions, Chiefs, Packers, and Eagles are top 5 teams. So why not measure how the Chiefs and Bucs do against the Lions to see who is the best. Why are you so scared.

drinking alone and i'm laughing at the idea of purchasing a snuggie with the nfl logo on it, not my team's logo just the nfl logo. i can't find it online but i really really want one. i would wear it while watching football and hold a football in my lap

>>151428543
nobody cares what you think, retard

>>151428546
snuggies are a ripoff its just a robe you wear backwards

Man, I haven't posted here in what feels like forever. I think 4 years. I was the PFF guy, the guy who popularized the very real and awesome term guttyboy retard, the guy who hated(but was ultimately wrong about) Stafford, the guy who got Chiefs fans all hot and bothered by saying the Lions outplayed them. Lot of fun times writing giant walls of text with the boys.

I'm married with a family now even though I was a jobless NEET when I posted here. I married into wealth so I never have to worry about money ever again. Genuinely can't believe people still post here with how shitty this website has become. I expected these threads to be a ghost town.

Reminder that only a handful of people believed in Jared Goff the entire time and everyone else is a lame bandwagoner. Those people are me, JFFM/Roggie/Benjamin Holmes, and the King in the North shitposter.

I wish I could shoot the shit and talk about football like old times, but I lost interest after Brady retired. Mahomes is such a lame gaywad by comparison that it isn't fun or exciting. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. Sneak is still a massively gay self-pitying homo and I enjoyed bullying him at every opportunity. Lastly, before I never come back here...

>6. Bills

>>151428571
All I hear is chicken noises.
*bawk bawk bawk!*
Chicken

>>151428573
i know that's why it's so funny

>>151426158
Yeah and they were losing to Tua until
Bryce saw they were getting BTFO'd and decided to stop being shit
Really he just needs to always think the team's getting trounced out there and he'll be elite lmao

>>151428575
what

>>151428595
i can see it like a big NFL logo

When your Buccaneers lose to the Lions I want you to leave /nfl/ and never return. Do not ever mention them in the same sentence as my Chiefs.

>>151428653
like how rob lowe wears an nlf hat but a snuggie

>>151427775
>break a tooth
>raw and bloody mouth for 2 days after
yup, it's snackin time

>>151428714
If pretzels break your teeth you should stop smoking meth.

>>151428706
lol

>>151427775
for a while my friends and i were all addicted to these things and first called them hmos (honey mustard and onion) which quickly became homos so we would drunkenly waddle to the gas station to buy some homos

*AHEM*

>>151427680
I will always maintain that Alonso did nothing wrong here. Flaccie slid way too late.

>>151428575
>>6. Bills
What a flashback. Remember "Chiefs are legit dangerous"?

>>151428850
now post their playoff passer ratings

>>151428775
it would be so funny i'm really close to buying a custom one

>>151428575
>Sneak is still a massively gay self-pitying homo and I enjoyed bullying him at every opportunity.
I used to like Sneak and thought he was the only tripfag here who knew ball but then I started seeing him rank the Chiefs below the Lions after they dominated them by multiple possessions. I now see he's just baiting for (You)s.

>>151427597
Update: I got the goyslop. It was actually pretty darn good. Worth 6.49 though? Probably not

>>151428941
The webm spammer is a bucs fan and he's been getting uppity as of late so I have to humble him.

>>151428884
>now post their playoff passer ratings
Baker's sample size is too small, he's only played 5 games 4 of which were blowouts meaning he was statpadding in garbage time once the game was over.
>2020 Wild Card vs PIT
Steelers were down 23-42.
>2020 Divisional at KC
Chiefs were up 19-3 in the 3rd quarter.
>2023 Wild Card vs PHI
Eagles were down 9-32 in the 4th quarter.
>2023 Divisional at DET
Lions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter.

Miamibros…

>>151429015
>>2023 Divisional at DET
>Lions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter.
lmao you don't even know what you're talking about calling his garbage time statpadding. The Bucs had the game late in the 4th quarter 17-24 with a chance to drive down the field and tie the game and he threw an INT. Yes, he blew the game but he wasn't fucking statpadding in garbage time.

>>151429015
>The webm spammer is a bucs fan and he's been getting uppity as of late so I have to humble him.

you've accused everyone of being "the webm spammer"

You have schizophrenia or some sort of bipolar disorder at the very least.

>>151429062
please don't feed the schizo

what are you retards going on about this evening?

>>151429062
You're down by 14 points with only 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter AND you only have 2 timeouts. If that's not statpadding I don't know what is. It really is just 2 minutes left since the Lions can just kneel down the clock.

>>151428949
thanks ill try it

>>151428543
Buccs would already be considered better than the Chiefs by that metric because all their players are injured.

I'll start respecting Patrick Mahomes when he wins a super bowl without his giga gorilla tight end

the webm spammer is a cardinals fan
i know it but i just cant prove it

Bengals legend Joe Flacco

it's statpadding because... IT JUST IS OKAY??

>>151429195
Same but instead it's without the refs

>>151429216
Browns legend Joe Flacco

>nfl schedules bengals vs ravens for thanksgiving
>burrow's toe explodes and the bengals season is over
>nobody wants to watch the bengals now
>nfl forces browns to trade flacco to make them good again
>thanksgiving ratings are saved
prove me wrong

>losing to the Panthers 30-0
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151429062
>>151429221
Against the Steelers Baker was up 42-23 which is a 19 point difference. That's 3 possessions needed to catchup.

Against the Chiefs he's down 19-3 which is a 16 point difference. He's down 2 possessions just to TIE the game.

Against Eagles he was up 32-9 which is a 23 point difference. That game was over.

This is why Baker's passer rating is so high, all of his playoffs except for one was a blowout where the defense eased up.

>>151429276
Good on Gaylen for tackling the guy who caught the ball

>>151429269
there are much better backups the bungos could’ve traded for but the owner is a kike

>>151429269
Ravens are still dogshit thoughbeit

>>151429297
>he's only had 1 qb this season

>>151429328
they'll be less dogshit when lamar is back

>>151429192
All teams are missing someone at this point, bringing injuries into it is silly. Chiefs were missing their WR1 and LT against the Lions. I don't want to hear any excuses from Bucs when they play the Lions who are also banged up.

>>151429328
We have one of the best Head Coaches in the NFL John Harbaugh so he will save us because he's one of the best Head Coaches and can win with anyone because he's one of the best

>>151429206
You can tell he's a bucs fan just from this reaction >>151428470. I didn't even say anything bad about his team yet that was his reaction since he's sensitive.

guys i figured it out, the webm spammer is a jets fan
i just cant prove it tho

I miss Brady. He was the heart and soul of this league. Seeing Flacco and Rodgers last night made me realize just how much we lost.

>>151429391
>We have one of the best Head Coaches in the NFL John Harbaugh so he will save us because he's one of the best Head Coaches and can win with anyone
>and can win with anyone
Your sarcastic post is why steelers fan need to shut their mouth about Mike Tomlin. He unironically can win with any QB. Other teams fall apart when they lose their starting QB.

>>151429463
just wait until he suits up on sunday after geno throws his 20th int of the season

>>151429436
I'll listen to your arguments for why that is but only if you conduct yourself like a lawyer and don't try to claim stolen valor from other fanbases

>>151429473
>>151429463
i watched a gronk interview recently and he said if Brady had a good oline he absolutely would be in there and honestly i believe it

>>151427552
cats need """"enrichment"""" which means I have to play with her for 15 minutes every hour because she thinks she's too fucking good for all the toys I've bought her to entertain herself

>>151429506
>we have to conduct ourselves like a lawyers
did that faggot seriously say this? jesus christ

>>151429564
big brain move would be that he purposely fumbled so the Bears get this false sense of confidence and end up missing the playoffs.

>>151429533
i dont play that game my kot will sit just out of arms reach and meow for pets i just give up and she goes and rubs herself on my guitar amp until she fucks off lol

>>151429598
too bad his glass knees will be inverted like Xavier Renegade Angel before he has the chance to get blown out in the wildcard by the seahawks

>>151429664
lmao

remember when people thought jayden daniels was about to be a top 5 qb?

>>151429733
Remember when people right now think Gayleb will be a Top 5 QB?

>>151429733
People need to stop acting like beating the Loins makes you a good team.

>>151429760
no one thinks that
quit crying commietard

latavious murray …whatever happened there

Cannot wait to see Gayleb get sacked 6-7 times vs the Saints while losing by a TD or more because he got too zesty after winning one game that was handed to him

>>151429801
he's just too tiny to ever be taken seriously
even if he plays well you can't look like that can be a leader of men like a quarterback has to be

>>151429819
that’s some cool fanfic but your team is literally UFL-tier soulless
how do you even get the courage to post on here

Buccaneer fans need to stop bothering the Chiefs and worry about their own team.

The Falcons just bootyblast the Bills. Penix looks legit. Bucs free trip to the playoffs is over. They lose against the Lions and the Falcons will take the division.

I don't get it
Why do some players go all CTE and die at like 28 but Tom Brady plays until he's like 45

>>151429819
>can't wait to see sacs
faggot

>>151429852
yea but when he wins it's cute because he's smol, when he loses it's sad :(

>>151429887
Counterpoint
>black qbs

>>151429914
he didn't get hit every single play like almost every other position did besides kickers

>>151429887
ESPN: The Post

>>151429887
I could not give less of a shit about the Kansas City Chiefs.

Imagine how stacked that Falcons team would be if they weren't paying Kirk Cousin 100M to sit on the bench.

>>151425638
Fug I thought Purdy was playing. I got him off waivers on my fantasy team because Allen is on bye. Fuck the 9ers IRL anyways, it’s their fault they’re closing the amusement park because of the parking. I used to love Great America when I lived there

>>151429987
this is a beautiful image

>>151429970
How did Frank Gore play so long then

>>151430002
Or imagine how stacked that team would be if they didn't waste a top 10 pick on a QB named penis

guys no one sneeze near jayden daniels his leg might fall off

>>151428065
zesty

>>151430010
No one cares about your gay ass fake football team faggot.

>>151430010
Great America is jeeted to death now

>>151429914
I affects everybody differently. Joe Montana had a million concussions and he still seems relatively normal despite the fact that he's pushing 70.

>>151430010
Everybody i talk to claims to be sad that Great America is closing but none of them have been there in over a decade.

>>151429987
Good then tell your webm spamming schizo to leave our QB's name out of his mouth. Bucs superbowl window will be closed in a few years. Mike Evans is 32 and will be out of the league in 2 years.

>>151430010
>>151430079
Damn I blacked out for a split second on the Flight Deck previously known as Top Gun ride when I was a kid. Good times.

>>151430070
I care

>>151430079
I’m not surprised. I still have fond memories there and I have friends who take their kids to the snoopy area. Sucks that they’re losing it.

>>151430162
>he thinks mike evans is singlehandedly keeping the bucs contention window open
holy shit you're retarded

>>151430141
I haven’t been there in over a decade because I moved far away but I’m still sad. I think people just took it for granted and figured it would always be there.
>>151430164
Yeah it was great. I don’t think I blacked out but I lose my vision getting light headed

>>151429216
>>151429259

>>151429733
people are way to quick to crown young QBs, not everyone is mahomes or joey myspace

there should be more violence between the football players before during and after the football game

>>151430247
Yes that's what happened to me. It was very brief. But it only happened once

>>151430223
statmutt can't comprehend a quarterbacks not only winning but dominating while missing his RB1, WR1, WR2, WR3 and WR4

Remember when Eagles fans were saying they were the new dynasty and they were going for a 3peat.

Now they've went into hiding and are worried about losing their division. Brady and Mahomes made it look easy but it's not. Hurts isn't HIM. 7 straight AFC championship games. 5 Superbowls. Put respect on real dynasties.

>>151430271
hello Brian Branch

>>151430247
I remember going to Sunnyvale to visit family when I was a kid and there was this mini golf place I always loved going to. It's probably closed now but I forgot the name. That place was my childhood, man

>>151430303
hey whats up

>>151430282
>>151430223
Come see me next week once they lose to the Lions. I'll be here.

>>151430344
>twerking for detoilet
queefsissies have hit a new low…

>>151430344
Buccs have an actual excuse because they're the among the worst injured team in the league

>>151430282
>while missing his RB1, WR1, WR2, WR3 and WR4
So this will be your excuse once they lose? The Lions are missing players as well.

recycle

>>151421236

>>151421236

>>151421236

>>151430404
that post had nothing to do with the lions you retarded mutt

>>151430385
It is canceled out. Lions' defensive room is injured and the Buc's offensive room is injured.

>>151430291
>Remember when Eagles fans were saying they were the new dynasty and they were going for a 3peat.
no

>>151430305
Was it Golfland?