Thread 151426313

australias game

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies
-crackling

morning 'fe
morning geelong
simple as

Good morning alf

>>151426525
I play poker
Drink lager
Wear flannelette
Eat meat pies

felinesisters, who the fuck is Rowan Marshall?

>>151427398
the better st kilda ruck and costs 5x less than the other one they have

>>151426731
dangerously based

im a bloke
im a a yobbo
and my best mates name is robbo

>204cm lanklet CDT worth a top 5 pick

1/16 chance he's worth it, looking at this list

who /horse/ here

>>151427669
ay

>>151426525
I do all these

>>151427752
The best goy

>>151426525
feeling personally attacked here

I have serious masculinity issues

Rome. Tartaria is Rome; the British empire is a continuation of the Roman empire. All roads lead to Rome. History is a lie.

how does kingy make a living in the off season

Early morning arsehole belting

>>151428101
>the British empire is a continuation of the Roman empire
This is not at all true.
There were many who claimed to be the successors of Rome but for all the candidates, the British are not one of them.

>>151426525
>still seething about tradies
Please seek employment

"Bold new investigative documentary series, End Game with Tony Armstrong, will premiere on the ABC on October 21, endeavouring to uncover ‘global solutions’ to racism in sport.

Produced by Fremantle-based Smashing Films, Barking Mad Productions and All Story Films, the three-part series sees Armstrong, an award-winning broadcaster and former AFL footballer, on a mission to tackle the rising tide of racism in Australian sport.

Fed up with excuses and failed campaigns, Armstrong embarks on a global search for solutions he hopes can drive systemic change to Australia’s major sporting codes.

Through conversations with former athletes and sporting legends such as Sydney Swans’ Adam Goodes and Manchester United and England captain Rio Ferdinand, exploring the role of athlete activism, uncovering breakthrough AI technology that tracks online hate and challenging the Australian government to take stronger action, Tony seeks to inspire meaningful change in tackling racism in sport.

Filmed in Western Australia, Melbourne and Sydney, the team also travelled to London, Manchester, Liverpool and various locations across the US in production of the series."

https://www.screenwest.com.au/news/latest-news/powerful-new-series-to-counter-racism-in-australian-sport-set-to-premiere-on-the-abc-in-october/

>>151429160
>AI technology that tracks online hate
Hey thats me!

Randwick Race 7 #1

>>151429315
https://gamblershelp.com.au/

>>151427731
Ellerslie R9 N10
old boys tip

>>151429364
journos are scum id cave their heads in

>>151429315
N#8 for that soulless race. Everest is garbage soulless plastic

>>151429469
hfw

>>151429309
learn 2 tile

fuck up tradie dickhead

Just tax the rich. It's so fucking simple.

people who acknowledge stopping immigration as the answer live both sides on an intelligence bell curve

>>151426525
I saw you post this on /tv/ mate

girl with tan lines are hot as fuck

i don't understand how communism has become so popular in the younger generations. i mean it's not like it's been repeatedly tried and failed every single time is it.

>>151430195
bit like fashion trends innit

fucking cant get a winner today
just got beaten by a nose
fuck off

i hate rich people and want to punish them

Look at how annoying this faggot looks

>>151426525
Free Thinking™ Australian Numale Core:
>Doesn't gamble
>Can't fish
>Retail job
>Drinking alcopops
>Uses PT
>100% cotton shirt
>Can't grow facial hair
>Long, unkempt hair
>Runners (doesn't run)
>Spinach and Feta roll
>I'll just have potato salad thanks

>>151430408
kek

>>151430366
fucking everywhere now
this larp is a pr bonanza

>>151428899
western civilisation is a direct descendant of classical civilisation

>>151430318
stay strong brother

We're coming for your children.

>>151431222
based mitch brown

Mason Cox has been delisted.

which club will pick up a free mason cox?

>>151429160
Freo woulda done more to fix racism by just putting that money into saving Captain Munchies near the traino.

>>151426525
Add wasting money betting on the Melbourne Cup to that list

Could you please give me a starter pack for the Australian man who doesn't give a damn about cricket, doesn't watch Australian football, has no interest in rugby, and is a fan of men's soccer

>>151426525
>poker
>going to the barber
Nothing wrong with these.

Thinking N9R5 Caulfield Each Way

>>151431520
Good. He's a spud.

>>151432031
ahh yes the bullied wog that is terminally online seething about how afl is keeping soccer down

>>151430408
A spinach and feta roll is the perfect side for a steak and mushroom pie

>>151432160
And any Australian city full of "wog" and where the A-League Men is the most important sports league?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-League_Men

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-League_Men#Clubs

Like soccer, hate GAaay League and MLS, simple really

why is it happy holidays for some
and happy diwali for others

Would kill for a club sandwich

just got some xxxx gold longnecks and stuck one in the freezer

>>151432093
good odds but would need the run of it's career in this field

who the fuck cares

still sick but forcing myself to eat because i've lost too much weight

i care

>>151431556
no one, too slow and injured
>>151429364
thumbnail is cringe but the video was kinda interesting desu, he's one of the few journos i don't hate

>>151432993
Same, since getting prescribed vyvanse eating feels like a chore

>>151429160
are they going to talk about it being linked to gambling? because that's the main reason people freak out and attack players
>>151431819
kek

>>151433017
also the more they keep crying the more people know to use those terms in anger as they know it will actually hurt them

>>151426525
>crackling
What?

you know your friends have turned into fuckhead boomers when they start slow cooking meats

>>151432432
white genocide innit lad
happy time

>>151433122
So meats need to be slow-cooked, fuckwit. Eat your slop and shut the fuck up.

collingwood are FUCKED

>>151429364
Love cal

>>151433207
I unironically wish I had friends inviting me over for that.

>>151433207
This but ironically

>criticising people with a hobby of making delicious food
SO CRINGE WHY DON'T THEY JUST POST ON 4CHAN AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE I DO XD XD

>>151433207
https://youtu.be/eBxTEoseZak

>>151433245
This is cringe but anything this automaton non-human does is cringe. It always comes off like an alien trying to fit in by trying human things, like those Boss ads from Japan with Tommy Lee Jones.

>>151433237
this but just had friends

>>151433275
smoken these meats

if it takes you more than 10 minutes to cook a steak you're retarded
hell a good steak doesn't even need to be cooked unless it's broiled wellington or bourgignon

>>151433327
you have to smoke those meats

smoke my cock you pooftas

>>151433401
just smoken these meats

>AND THE LEGEND... BECOMES IMMORTAL.
*mic drop*

>>151433423
crisp will ashcroft after his 5th normie

>>151433122
what the fuck is your problem

>>151433423
based meza on Dota

Why is Cal Twomey getting such a big push?

>>151433470
i don't have a slow cooker
it's an interesting discussion

>>151429364
that was the gayest fucking video i have ever watched
>ooooooo look he walks off air to talk a phone call
>EPIC LE BREAKING NEWS POOTRACA HAS BEEN TRADED
fuck i couldn't have waited another 5 minutes to hear that news

>>151433608
you don't have an oven?

>bro you know that thing that tastes good if you cook in 6 minutes
>yeah will i fucked around with it for 48 hours and the taste is barely different, how good is this?

what do you cunts like?
fucking fed up with you

>>151433740
kek

>>151433506
Yeah this is gonna rev up the MAGApedes
Here's one now
>>151433755

>>151433761
anime

>>151433237
this
sounds fun

just got some xxxx gold longnecks and stuck one up my ass

>>151433755
why are australians so obsessed with the simpsons
it's insane

i take people doing things in their own lives as a personal attack

>>151433810
>on at 6pm every night pre internet
anything else on during this time thats used to brainwash people?

>>151433761
>fucking fed
everyone on this general except me iykwim haha

We need 100% inheritance tax

>>151433327
What about a tomohawk

>>151433722
no but steven sauté iykwim haha

>>151433327
depends how thick it is

>>151433810
It’s millennials

imagine the sound when toby is fucking mrs pink from behind

Cooking a silverside tonight

>>151433820
crisp lgbtiqa talking about straight people having children without the help of big pharma

I decide what's right and wrong

>>151433327
Unless you have a thick bone-in rib eye, Tomahawk or something like that. Gotta reverse sear if you want something like that medium rare.

You cunts are fucking retarded!

>>151433928
I'm a nice guy. Why do you treat me like this?

>>151426525
>i find tradies annoying therefore i'm not going to do ordinary outdoor activities, get my hair cut or eat meat pies

>>151433940
Why do u talk so much shit then !

>>151433947
What did I say?

Why don't you blokes just get some mates?

Thanks lingy

>>151433963
I am a severely damaged person

>>151433963
Too old. Drifted from the mates I built friendships with in my formative years and building close friendships after 30 is so tough and it just gets tougher the older you get. The only friendships you build are superficial and people have their own families and things going on so the friendship is almost disposable should anything change or times get tough.

>>151434026
Crisp my job provider

>abbie chatfield promoting bush
didn't think i'd ever agree with her on something

>>151434041
would love to give those flaps a good sucking

>>151433963
I'm relentlessly unlikable.

Why would I want male mates? Sounds a bit gay. Sure if they are female. Because then there is an actual end goal of fucking them. But what's the point if they're male? Why would I want to be friendly with other men? It just sounds quite gay. No thanks

>>151434026
>’you should expect to be submitting 100 job applications a week for around 4 months to get an entry level job’
>acts like this is normal or acceptable
Things are so fucked.

>>151434026
>just spend all your unpaid time writing cover letters bro
There are people who do try really hard and instead of thinking "things are fucked" they resent everyone who arent doing the same as them. These are called scabs.

Grim

>>151434061
>Things being friends with women is a good way to get to fuck them
lol

>chinese come to australia and dominates
fucking sick of it

>>151433963
>have mates
>get constantly belittled and taken the piss out of
>reaches the point where seeing them feels like self harm
>drift away from them and feel a lot better for it
>"durrr lonely dickhead get sum mates!"
shan't

>>151434041
I don't mind a bit of bush and I love trimmed pubic hair but this is simply too much.

>>151434078
you talking about the horse or the bug people

>>151434041
>tfw former object of my limerence 'liked' this on insta
dodged a bullet there, i did

>>151434008
I think most friendships are like this to an extent, everyone has a price. Most people would kill their own family members for social survival, they are cattle.

>>151433963
you cunts are my mates
even though some of you are feds

australians are generally shitty dishonest superficial meanspirited self-centred people, why should i or anyone want to befriend them?

>>151434041
disgusting

>>151434026
the absolute state of centrelink even if you're terminally ill unless you have paperwork

>>151434138
because... because le beers and le groupchats, so much fun you're missing out on!

>>151433928
>>151433979
>>151434057
Crisp

>>151434138
reckon you'll find that literally everyone on earth is like that, not just aussies
aussies are at least mostly laidback and non-confrontational

dunno only really good natios are Brits, kiwis and aussies desu. rest of the world take it too seriously especially Americans. such a boring race of people.

>>151434253
remove brits and kiwis champ
brits whinge about everything more than aussies do, wet blanket of a race

I was going to say something but your stupid retard posts made me forget.
Fuck all of you.

>>151434286
Couldn't have been too important if you can't even remember what it was.

I just want to thank everybody who makes this community so great

>>151433586
fucking haven't played Dota in years. I sold all my immortals on marketplace but wanna get back into it. Been playing Deadlock instead.

>>151434253
Even the bongs can be a bit uptight, think we are an exception down here in being very laidback, maybe too laidback, to the point it comes across as laziness to others (even though we know that’s not it). Just the culture, lifestyle, weather, etc.

>>151433165
>foy

craig mcrae is a fraud and the cracks are showing

I'm convinced it's genuinely over for women

you disingenuous cunts will smile to my face and then talk shit about me behind my back

>>151429315
H O L Y
F
U
C
K
W T F

>>151434253
all the good brits left that shithole 200 years ago

>>151434262
Didn’t conquer a quarter of the globe being a wet blanket race.
We are British here, just of a different flavour.

>>151434347
>overwhelming fav gets up
>OMG THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151434345
>Mates talking shit about another mate behind his back
>Stand up for mate
>Everyone turns on me and starts calling me a bitch and calling me fag

>>151434338
>>151434345
heh, nothing personal, sowwy

>>151434308
still have almost all my immortals but only was able to collect them up til ti
haven't been able to try deadlock yet thanks to tfw no pc anymore
might get a steam deck for it

>>151434368
Hate the social politics of life, not cut out for it. No point playing on that front, particularly with girls leverage in modern society.

anyone keen for a good fucking tonight?

>>151434381
you'd get smoked on a steam deck
only sweats are playing atm

No, I will not play along with your "banter"

god i love girls

Sentencing today

caufield cup
soul

Caulfield Race 9 #15

need to load up the kino box for tonight with the misso
any good recent kinos? last movie watched was lurker which was good

>>151434041
I will never have a beautiful gf with a big hairy vagina to envelope my penis
Life isn't fair

more like hairy cuntfield iykwim haha

>>151434478
will her vagina be enveloping your penis during the movie?

Goodbye Rowan Marshall, hello (free) Mason Cox.
Mack attack strikes again.

How are we all spending our saturdays?

>>151434567
Watching the horse racing, drinking pale ales

>>151434567
did some renos around the house with the old man who came over to supervise. trimmed the front trees and took the dogs for a walk. now about to have a jd and coke play some vidya then smoke some weed.

Going out with the lads, gonna fuck shit up and terrorise cunts hahaha, if anyone wants to join feel free, we'll be around jacana station

>>151434595
>gonna fuck shit up and terrorise cunts
What you mean…

>>151434026
why do they keep applying for jobs that are obviously too competitive or out of their reach?
is it because they went to uni and now feel entitled to some cushy officeslop position?

>>151434567
faggy bf is putting some shitty movie on for us
ill be on my phone for most of it looking at all the naughty messages deng is sending me

>>151434600
just cause a bit of a ruckus, you know just the typical night out

>>151434567
bettering myself

>>151434617
Based tradie

>>151434595
applied for the cia yet mate iykwim haha

>>151434603
How do you know what they're applying for?

>>151434595
>jacana station
anything north of glenroy is no mans land

>>151434638
just a hunch yaoipilled jellopussy probably isn't applying for manual labour work

>>151434617
based traditional custodian (loser who for some reason needs to be given respect 24/7)

>>151434567
running around on the motorbike went to a local coffee shop and the record store this morning, saw a film in the city and gonna go with mumza to pick up a weber soon
amazing what you can do when you don't spend half the day hungover

>>151434651
Possibly not but depending where they are those positions often aren't even advertised and they're priced specifically to pay to illegals, migrants or backpackers and they don't like to hire anyone that isn't from those groups not only because they generally expect higher pay but because of the expectations for basic employee rights that they bring.

>>151434567
lazing about growing muscle from all the work i put in the gym during the week. you?

What's for dinner, lads?

I just worked out with a dumbbell, I feel vigorous

>>151434714
Last of the leftover pizza. Could probably make two meals out of what's left but might just go all out and eat the lot.

my teas gone cold
im wondering why i got out of bed at all

>>151434681
a white guy in the west can get a manual labour job in a single day if he wants it.

>>151434740
no true, especially given the pay scale law. a bloke over 21 won't get hired if there's a kid fresh out of highschool who can legally get paid 30% less
the age pay scale is systematic ageist discrimination

are fat lambs a meme or legit

>>151434758
this thread full of fat shabbos goy lamb iykwim haha

dunno but your mums a fat cow

yeah well your mum smokes these meats pretty well

>>151434749
having to babysit some space cadet zoom zoom fresh out of high school will cost way more than the extra 30% you would have to pay someone else.

>>151434781
yummo

wouldn mind babysitting a highschool girl iykwim haha

>>151434789
that cheap baby zoom is more controllable and exploitable than someone who knows their rights and worth

>>151434781
i should call her

how about sit like a baby on train tracks and get yourself turned to paste mick you cancerous paedophile fuck

>>151434584
>>151434590
>>151434626
>>151434664
>>151434689
Nice to hear lads

whats the age of consent again

Coach from the bench or the box, /alf/?

>>151434828
i coach from the astral plane of convergence

>>151434828
FUCK YOU WILL

death to all paedophiles

>>151434828
>Bench Chads
Fagan
McRae
Kingsley
>Box Cucks
Mitchell
Hardwick
Scott

>>151434803
they're not cheap if they struggle to do anything at all without constant hand holding. they literally cost more money than they bring in. sometimes for years until they become even slightly competent. lads right out of high school who aren't complete liabilities on site are rare as fuck.

geez hisland is in ripe form fellas ashes gonna finna be kino especially with hazlegoat back

Sam Mitchell is my favourite player and coach of all time

>>151434878
crisp ingakwe objuti

>>151434878
hello sammy hows the baltimore bulls treating the wife

when the merrett trade doesn't get done

>>151434938
What was the story here?

imagine how many drunken girls from the races will get fucked tonight

>>151434947
cocaine overdose in new york

I'm worked up
I'm upset
I am mad at the internet

>>151434947
pfizer, i believe

>>151434867
bloody bench chods fuck you bloody

Just woke up.

>>151434965
uh oh stinky

>>151434965
the holes are so close its like a bowling ball

>>151434947
vaxxed unironically, brought on by flying like Warnie

>>151434950
I wish I could be there

>>151434740
oh I guess that's why every cunt with a white card on site is some sudo or jeet or fucking coconut cunt brought in by the site manager who's also some fucking foreign shitskin. nah you're right just not trying hard enough ay. dumb fuckhead office CUNT.

>white kiwi gets hiring and firing power
>tools jobs magically become 40% maori and 30% jeet/sea/nig/boong in a couple months
>office jobs become 100% white kiwi in six
many such cases

Did the holocaust happen or nah

I’m so drunk kek

>>151435040
no but it should have

>>151435040
it's an interesting discussion

>>151435001
in just residential construction alone there's something like a 100k worker shortage

>>151435072
>hey i want to help, just tell me what to do and i'll do it to the best of my abilities, hire me pls, will listen and be trained up no dramas, good to go, eager and willing
>NO ACTUALLY YOU NEED 5 TRADE CERTIFICATES AND 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE I WILL IMPORT SANJESH WITH HIS SHITTY FAKE ACCREDITATIONS AND UNPROVEN ABILITIES BECAUSE I CAN PAY HIM LESS THOUGH HE WILL FUCK UP MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL

you're just inventing realities to be mad at. just call up any residential builder and ask if any of the teams subbing for him need a hand.

yes, employers never prefer cheaper and more exploitable workers. that never happens.

>I saw the end of the AFLW game between NM and ADL on FOX Footy this afternoon.

>The commentators said that was North’s 22nd win a row. A Google search tells me that the all time AFL/VFL record is 23 wins in a row, achieved by Geelong in 1952-53.

>So a 70+ year old record might be equalled and perhaps broken shortly.

I can't talk on the phone

>>151435138
based zoomer

>>151435136
what a club

josh daicos missus is very fuckable

>>151435136
vfl/afl records =/= aflw records

god ppl are dumb

>>151435159
Why is he with some plain jane, doesn't make sense

>>151435166
she's a beard (he's a homosexual)

>>151435159
she jaw mogs him

>>151435159
what is nicks style called

do the gashcroft sluts have dyke gfs

>>151435169
uni student with 9am classes

lucy ashcroft gf

>>151435169
Scoops-core

>>151435176
>uni student
>not indian or asian
kek good one

>>151435189
HOLWING
2 months ago he was touted as le epic depth

bring back skinny jeans and scene girls

North Melbourne extended its winning streak to 22 matches after thrashing Adelaide

>>151435194
fingered a girl like this in a nightclub

>>151435136
that spastic redditor needs to be castrated or have all their favourite aflw teams play any single afl/vfl team

>>151435189
Based tactical skipping grim drafts to offload for 2027

wtf sam mcclure told me mason cox was a top 3 ruck in the comp

lol

>>151435189
West coast should get him, good for leadership

>>151435072
and how many residential construction companies that are still operating are fly by night standups owned by a serially bankrupt foreigner exploiting subbies and producing uninhabitable dogshit while exclusively employing their relatives? loads? sit down you know nothing spastic.

fuckin experts in everything
shut the fuck up

>>151435086
>oh you went to poojendahar technical school of ceiling shits and sewerage destruction?
>YABBA DABBA DOO RIGHT THIS WAY SAAR

tradies are such traitorous larping scum. second only to farmers.

Hello alf

>>151435207
You mean when Tassie comes in?

>>151435243
Hello

will cox fit in anywhere?

>>151435227
Think he's cooked mate.

>>151435228
labourers work for the subbie you fucking retard
>muh poor exploited subbies
brickies are clearing a quarter mil a year easy atm lmao
god you're a fucking dummie

bunnings must be raking it in with all these trades

pokies at the RSL clearing almost a quarter mil a year

>ynr all big companies constantly post job listings on websites like seek and indeed to always make it look like they're growing, those job listings are then used by the business council of australia and other industry lobby groups as data to get politicians to approve more and more "skilled" migrant visas to fill non-existent skilled labor shortages and further suppress wage growth while further inflating property prices
I know engineers that can't find jobs despite having degrees in fields with supposed labor shortages
it's literally all a scam to maximise indian immigration and international student revenue for unis

>>151435252
down back in a shitter minnow club (such as a certain man's bombers)

women should only be allowed to shave their vaginas from 18 to 30.
post-30 their flabby cunt flaps need a bit of concealing.

>>151435272
corrrr hsgf bush

>>151435254
Even if he wasn't injury prone and likely busted the game is going past the inside mids like Mitchell, Oliver and Steele. They just can't have the impact on matches like they used to.

>>151435259
>>151435264
yeah nah grouse pokies coupla grand few coldies yeah nah few mil chasing up some tools hit the pub keen as

pokies are actually a good way to make a few bucks if you know what you're doing

>>151435297
*slaps button*

fun fact: In Ireland AFL is surprisingly popular as fuck
>t. qlder who hates afl

>>151435313
i see you in nrl kek

>>151435313
Nah I fucking hate NRL, you will see me in heem admittedly

seems like no one exclusively posts in /nrl/

>>151435323
my mistake, must be another irishman

leave nrl alone we share cric with them and no more brother wars

>>151435325
can guarantee no one posts exclusively in /afl/ either

>>151435332
this desu

Remember when footy was fun

>>151435335
I do

>>151435335
i do

WAG Annalise Dalins flaunts her figure in skintight activewear as she hits Bondi Beach with AFL star fiancé Josh Daicos

>>151435342
corrr

>>151427470
good riddance.glad you're dead. I dont want any of your belongings I might set them on fire though.

>>151435342
zero (i assume) tattoos infinitely more attractive

she's gonna full of plastic in her 40s
she's gonna age horribly
nicks misso will age better

>>151435357
The humble virgin

>>151435360
meant for
>>151435359

She already looks horribly aged

>>151435382
>t.

for me its grace hayden
god she is so fuckable

australian women have huge foreheads

imagine mocking someone for having a big brain

>>151435418
broad mannish backs too

When did the Tones and I chick become skinny?

>>151435436
whats indian pussy like

>>151435437
After her shitbull destroyed her neighbours small fluffy dog

>>151435416
Yeah she’s a doll

>>151435437
got me thinking about getting a slam piggy to turn into a project to get her hot

just got a new mouse lads. been without a functioning scroll wheel for about 2 years.

>>151435454
Mine was terrible until I got a new one recently too, crisp

>>151435454
good goy

to me, that's big

whose everyones favourite bikie gang? hells angels customer man me. carn the angels

I am legitimately unemployable

>>151435506
Based Tarryn Thomas

God I love having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

>>151435527
based josh daicos

do you think if mason cox took that mark he would still have list spot?

>>151435527
i love it too she's a good root

>>151435504
probably coffin cheaters. home grown and i used to go to some stripper nights they would put on.

https://x.com/NikMilanovic/status/1978497927325610265 who here giving their savings to the beast

How many languages do you blokes speak

saw one of them real rare bikie gangs patched riding on the hume few years back. looked it up and it was like a fuck all amount of members and some decent history. was sick see if I can find em on wiki

if any of you cunts tried to tackle me id make you look like nick daicos

>>151435559
2ish, learning French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RCFqwv8wg
anyone wanna be in my gang?

>>151435357
yeah compared to the dumb whore behind them with her fuckin tattoos

>>151435588
yeah sounds good iykwim haha

>>151435595

haha ikwym iykwim haha

>>151435416
Its a bit weird how much she looks like her dad tho haha

>>151435601
wouldnt mind blasting one through her stumps haha

>>151435436
those are the good tier light skins ones, we dont get those here, there's a level above that even whiter

>>151435570
Same, just bought a bunch of textbooks which I should have done years ago

>>151435615
crisp

it was vigilantes mc for those following along at home

>>151435607
you'd probably wind up with her friend who looks like Justin Langer

>>151435638
not him but i'd be okay with that, always liked langer more than haydos

>>151435638
im just looking to get runs on the board iykwim haha

we buying that chateau /afl/ compound in france lads?

>>151434041
actual succubus

>>151435615
>>>/t/lang/

>>151435660
i'd rather we all get flats in the same apartment complex personally, easier to get to cafes and the like

>>151435660
you can help me pay for it but i won't let you in
finna dig a moat and fill it with steedens to keep you out

I'm drunk, I'm horny

lol

>>151434781
Corned beef? Looks good.

I deserve much better than this community

I feel like we could be so much better if we opened our hearts to it, help one another, look out for each other, support one another. Shitposting like crabs in a bucket doesn't get us anywhere

This is not a community

one day i will crawl on top of all of you & escape this bucket

>>151435169
toddler chic

How do you think dezi is holding up?

there is no top of this bucket my fella
ive been looking for it since 2006

How long do you think josh is pretending to go to jail for this time?

>>151435766
I'm not political, I don't think of it or him, could hardly care less about politics

more like deadzi

>>151435767
wtf how old are you lmao

It seems that I have some of my more insightful thoughts when I'm on the piss. Ironically, the thoughts are more 'sober'

you get what you deserve

No but Steven May

There are 40, 50 and 60 year old posters in this general

>>151435807
Yeah.

No there’s not kek

>>151435812
There's plenty of 40+. I think I've only ever seen one person talk about being over 50 but it wouldn't surprise me if there's more and I just haven't seen them post anything about it.

>>151435784
I’m like this too

I’m peak self after 3-4 beers then I turn in to a complete fuckwit

i'm that sad cunt at the pub who keeps to himself sinking pint after pint and hogs the pool table all night only going away for 5 minutes every hour to smoke

I was born in 2004

north melbourne kangaroos the best aussie rules side this century

Everyone here is the same age is me

>>151435835
Cap

>>151435784
my most profound thoughts come to me in my dreams

Not sure if I should fall asleep or crack a box of shapes

>>151435850
It’s Saturday night go for it

might watch kpop demon hunters alone again on a saturday night because I am a fucking lost cause and completely adrift with no sport to watch

>>151435880
A-league on free to air rn

>>151435886
a league of what?

>>151435887
Hilarious

>>151419030 /ayy/

If I were a footy player I would just run around belting blokes

banshee was a good show desu

hope old mate whos sisberg got married today is having fun

Peak NPC /afl/ core
>hates Collingwood/Geelong
>posts on aus/pol/
>posts on r9k
>hates Victoria
>hates on anyone with a hobby
>eats low quality fast food on a regular basis
What did I miss?

>>151435938
hates chadcos and aflw

^false flag post

are girls supposed to have hair between their boobs?

not but stephanie may

PROMOTIONS!

filing cabinet

Lmao you think I give a fuck cunt?

>>151435949
we're in hear

I'm an aesthete

epicurian me

Do you even know what you are talking about?

You guys watching Telethon?

>>151436192
based me be's calling in after midnight telling them i'll donate $200 if one of the panel sheilas gets her tits out

>>151435938
Some of those things are based

>>151436192
Do they even show it in the eastern states or do they have their own thing?

"bikie gangs" are all pay for patch leb/wog shit now, no bike required. ooh real hard cunts selling chopchop under the counter like raj down the tobacco station slash news agent. or lonley poofta old farts and ex-army welfare queens.

>>151436208
it's on 7 flix

The man is wearing a grey plaid button-down shirt, red sneakers, and black sweatpants from the Australian clothing brand EARLS Collection. The pants are described as having a relaxed fit and wide legs.
The woman in the red dress is holding a glass of wine and a black handbag. The dress is a short, red, one-shoulder bodycon style. Similar dresses are available from multiple retailers.

>>151436242
Thanks

missus was having her ole weekendly sook and cry about something in her life which is pretty shit but anyway
stoned
just drank a can of dr pepper
was thinking deep into the conversation seeing it from all angles like fox footy and i slouched down and elongated my body in such a way i ripped one of the most beautiful rips of arse to grace my ears.
turned around trying not to laugh with a smirk and got met with a watery eyed 'what the fuck'

anyway first reaction was to post about it as soon as i could apparently

fuck i could go a dart right now

If i had a gf i wouldnt call her the missus, i dont like that term it annoys me

>>151436245
holy
fucking
based

>>151436257
You'll never get one so there's no need to worry champ

>>151436263
I think i will actually

not him but really don't appreciate the punching down rhetoric that goes on here

>>151436257
what about the ol' ball and chain?

john maclane's daughter grew up hot. pity he doesn't recognize her, waht with the alzehimers

tombstone on the telly tonight

I have big swingin balls

Bullying makes you tough. That's why we're tough unlike those yes men over at reddit who brake down if you as little as raise your voice at them

this but darts
who else /180/ iykwim haha

I love darts

I haven't had an erection in 7 days

i only get erections when i crank my dick to my favourite porn

My brain is officially fried beyond belief

if i had a hot wife i'd have naked romantic sex with her regularly

i'm going to reply to one of you and end this (You)less chain

>>151436307
been thinking about dopamine fasting personally, my brain feels kinda fried, should reset it somehow

>>151429160
Glad to see my WA tax dollars spent on more kike shit

Think it might be time to turn the computer off, mate.

As for me, I feel like I've turned a corner and am on the up and up

>>151436328
crisp

>>151431819
I remember their late night ads when nothing else was open. Looked like a hovel of a place.

>>151436328
Oh my sweet naive summer child. You'll come crashing back to earth soon and come to the cynical side like rest of us

>>151436274
that's right punch up fellow commiepoof sister

>>151436307
>>151436319
buy some secateurs and a trowel and do some gardening. good for the mind

>>151436304
>>151436307
samefag

I am literally leaving this thread and never returning. No, I will not see you tomorrow. I am done with this place. I am closing the tab, shutting off my pc and moving forward with my life. Goodbye forever.

going bouldering lads

>>151436353
been thinking about gardening actually, fucking hate looking at screen throughout all my waking existence, screens screens everywhere, fucking sick of it all

Big strong Americans will be playing our game in a few hours. Get hyped.

>>151436353
>>151436369

>>151436353
Leave mother nature alone, chud

Any of you fuckers push me and I'll fucking knock you the fuck out.

based claz

>>151436414
is clarry a /straffchad/?

>>151436408
bellagio in 15 minutes camp

>>151436426
Don't push me, cunt

not too long till anon's sister gets dicked down by her newlywedded hubby

Just about to apply my feet moisturiser

If I wasn't so poor I'd be eating a box of Krispy Kremes right now.

been to loads of weddings now, hubby is always pissed as a newt and rarely capable of consummating. plenty of chances to swoop in and pinch jus prima noctis in my experience.

>>151436446
Based hot, attractive woman.

>girls who aren't really that attractive but you'd do anything for a root with them
post yours

still need to eat another 400 cals fuark

once i had a wet dream where i was kissing a woman's feet and i'm not even a foot guy

>>151436462
How many calories in a Quarter Pounder?

Have never had a wet dream. Am I missing out? Extremely low T?

>>151436446
based every attractive woman with an inevitably horrific malformed, dry and cracked footussy but pristine pits.

>>151436460
the entirety of my infatuation history

>>151436468
probably about that i cbf driving to maccies though

>>151436472
I only get them if I'm not masturbating and it rarely seems like I drop a full load during them. An irritation more than anything but I fap virtually every night so rare for me.

>>151436472
i get them when i don't jack off for a week or two
they feel slightly pleasurably but only very briefly and having to clean up/wash sheets etc is a pain, jacking off feels better and is easier and more predictable

Met a nice looking lady who was very much in shape and very stylishly dressed (business with high heels). Turns out she did ballet from a child through to 25.
How bad are those feet going to be?

>>151436505
Obliterated

i enjoy the virtual reality of a wet dream, more enjoyable than just another wank

>>151436505
corrrr imagine the rough footjobs though, she'd be able to rip your cock off with em

>>151436446
based anon to recently divorced sisza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

zoomers don't remember

Uhhh footy?

>>151436462
based cantgainweightsperg

I've often heard that the lottery is a tax on the poor and stupid but how do they even afford it? The lottery is like $1 a game.

>>151436549
strange how it's always the rich boomer retirees in affluent areas who win it though ay

skinny zoomer cunt at work seems to exclusively eat fast food slop before work, for lunch at work and after work. keeps asking me if whatever bullshit he got on the app is "a good deal" and if it's "bad" if he eats to much rubbish. no idea where the calories go.

>>151436525
>AND WHEN BRUCE WILLIS DIED AT THE END OF SIXTH SENSE I WAS ON A BOAT JUST LIKE ME OH

it's crazy how old people who have worked for 40 odd years have more money and assets than people just out of uni

>>151436556
>no idea where the calories go.
visceral fat

>>151436563
crazy how lower cost of living and higher purchasing power change circumstances ay

it's crazier how old people who objectively had more financial opportunities growing up slammed those particular legs up and now just want to bitch about how feckless and dumb someone out of uni is for noticing their privilege.

>>151436551
They're probably the only people that can afford to play it on a grand enough scale to win anything. The broke fuck giving up his last ten bucks to buy a few games ins't gonna win shit. The odds are too stacked against him. Those boomers probably buy a ticket with a couple hundred games whenever they duck down to grab milk and bread. Their bottom line isn't affected and if they actually get a moderate win it probably just gets rolled over endlessly until they luck out with a jackpot.

>>151436563
Crazy how their part time job they got with zero qualifications or experience while studying at the uni they attended for free pays more than a full time job today.

>>151436340
It was a shitkino place, like Alfred's back in the 80s before it got swanky. Bumped shoulders with methheads, shift workers, Iggles and Froggers players, musos, even ran into a few pro wrestlers there in 2018. Actual "full segment of anyone in the city up at that hour" sort of human zoo shit.

My boomer parents still rent. They never bought a house.

>>151436604
how does it feel being raised by intellectually disabled dickheads?

>>151436604
My boomer parents split up. Dad owns multiple houses, mum will be renting until she's dead.

>>151433017
Nothing to do with gambling, m8. The white man is just a racist dog wanting to spew hate at minorities. A losing betting slip is just an excuse to let the hate flow.

you can agree that boomers are retards while also admitting that millennials and zoomers are insanely entitled

>>151436620
Is it entitled to expect similar conditions to the ones your parents had? Generally the previous generation has wanted their descendants to have it better than they did. Ended with boomers.

>millennials and zoomers are insanely entitled
for wanting even a sliver of the benefits boomers had handed to them simply for existing and who then decided no one was allowed to have unless they're a foreign national?

>>151436612
Not very nice mate. They bought at the top of the market in the 80s and got rekt in the housing collapse and ate a huge loss. Never really recovered.

see

>>151436594
>DNA relative
i hate commiepoof newspeak so much it's unreal

gen x are far worse than boomers.

what are you doing to better your situation?

>>151436686
meth mostly

im a NEET

>>151436699
Neat.

>>151436686
Daydreaming. Living an awesome life in that desu.

>>151436655
in what way

>>151436655
Nice try, boomer.

>>151436712
fuck i love daydreaming, that and sleep

>>151436573
>>151436580
How about less competition for jobs as well and less barrier for entry like you didn't need a degree or qualification or even a high school diploma to get say an office job. Also you weren't fighting HR and DEI.

>>151436594
>>151436651

Thing is they desperately want to bring in a massive inheritance tax so even if you do inherit your parents asset you won't be able to pay the tax so a corporate entity which can afford the inheritance tax will end up with your parents assets. They are already have that scheme up and running with farms in the u.k.

>>151436740
Parents need to be on board in transferring their assets prior to death in manners that circumvent such taxes but the issue is most boomers will never even entertain doing so and will hang on to every red cent until they die.

>noooo my rich parents might not give me all they have!!!
just middle class commie things

>>151436769
Wanting your parents to give your inheritance to the state is the commie positon, you fat, retarded fuck.

>>151436740
>>151436755
Lol no. Your parents are going to sell everything to the nursing home. You aren't going to get shit anyway.

>Middle class is deemed as rich now?
Guess the commies succeeded.

>>151436787
There will probably be luxury estates built where to secure a place the boomers need to sign over a reverse mortgage entitling the corporation running the estate to secure their property when they die. And boomers will happily sign it over because they'll include golf course access and bi-annual cruises.

>>151436783
i'm not talking about that but boomers spending it all. seeing faggots on here cry constantly about all this wealth they're going to miss out on while doing fuck all to better their lives. i quite honestly hope your rich boomer parents blow it all on cruises. i don't have a inheritance because my parents are poor as dirt but i don't fucking whine nonstop about it.

>>151436686
Betting on horses
Up a cunt today

>>151436864
You accepted your lot and probably had time to because your life was always shit and was going to remain shit. People that have limited opportunity but at least had something to look forward to eventually are now having the rug yanked out from them but you wouldn't get it because you never expected things to get better.

Yeah bro you constantly bitching about all the costs you have incurred as an adult because of your shitty parents like dentistry and shit because your single mother fed you ice cream for breakfast is totally not whining non-stop about it.

And people concerned about their parents not being able to pass down the land and assets they own to their children like they intended in their will because the globalists want to steal everyone's assets is totally being a wuss.

Just be poor like me and pull yourself up by your bootstraps fuck those assets they're for weaklings you're much better off poor and miserable like me.

You know who should get those assets? Some Jew at Blackrock or Albo nationalising your house turning into public housing for refugee's that's a way better alternative to you owning it.

I have a crippling and debilitating foot fetish

>>151436595
Only ever drove past it during the day . I figured it was like Alfred's before the makeover.

>saturday shift: finished
>guzman drive thru: eaten

yep its based hours

>>151436638
Lol wtf. This makes no sense.

>>151436655
X here. I agree.

ive eaten a huge loss or two in my time iykwim haha

Im a incel neet manchild

I have nothing to do except jack off and eat

>>151437194
Delusional x-tard. Boomers at least had a bit of masculinity about them. X are a bunch of brainwashed, low test poofters.

>>151437208
Based monkey in the zoo.

id give you something to do iykwim haha

>>151436909
no i've actually made it. and just because we were poor doesn't mean i've had a shit life.
>>151436975
he's not me retard
>>151437143
wdym?

>>151437143
not him but they probably couldn't afford the asset in the first place you see this in the 08 recession with predatory loans

so they get a loan to buy the house at the top of the market barely being able to afford the interest payments

the housing market crashes

they are now in the red not really being able to afford the house and eventually because of inflation all there other expenses have increased and they can't afford to pay the interest on top of all the other cost of living expenses so they are forced to sell

so they sell at loss to pay off part of the loan and now stuck with 100k left on the loan with no asset

seen it before people don't understand taking a loan out to buy an asset like a house is gambling it will go up in worth instead of down

>>151437280
>no i've actually made it

>>151437280
>no i've actually made it

>>151437295
You don't wipe yourself out for 40 years on an average priced house in the 80s unless you are completely irresponsible subhuman.

>>151437295
>anyone in the last 40 years losing in Australian real estate
LOL
LMAO
The entire country is predicated on propadee prices always goes up

>>151437280
>no i’ve actually made it

>>151437330
This. Fucking absurd that anyone would argue otherwise

the best investment I made was a pair of RM Williams boots

>>151437321
>>151437330
In 1987 their was a massive financial crash worse than the 08 recession people did the duds overnight and lost everything.

>>151437321
>>151437330
>>151437339
Also I thought we were all working on the basis that anon's parents were retards to begin with? Hence being poor.

>>151437369
Easily could've bounced back from 1987, even selling the house at a loss. Story doesn't wash.

>>151437369
Oh noes. Not the 200k home! They had 40 FUCKING YEARS to get their shit together.
It's hard to defend Aussies when they defend retarded bullshit like this.

this is a grownup discussion. i think i should leave

>>151437384
True micksperg could just be making shit up as usual but you'd have start again financially imagine you're say in your 30's with 50k debt and a kid and trying to start again. It's not as easy to recover as it seems.

>>151437369
Back when you could buy a house for 3x the yearly salary of some 80 iq cunt that barely passed his HSC?
Fuck me, i'm pouring one out for the poor cunts that were in their prime in that era

>>151437381
He claims they're victims of circumstance lol

>>151437408
>200k
>'87
like 80k for a dece home, max

>>151437321
well that's what happened. the interest repayments were something retarded plus it was a really shit area that's still only like 500k. then my old man got hurt and they were just never able to get back into the market. it happens. not everyone knew house prices were just going to moon nonstop forever.

>>151437423
see>>151437420

>>151437369
>worse than the 08 recession
the recession we're still currently in? fucking doubt it. did they have endless waves of brown to contend with?

ill give you an endless wave of brown you dirty slut

>>151437429
I'm being very fucking generous. Even a 200k fire sale in 1987 would be easy to recover from after selling. That's if you actually work and don't live hand to mouth though like most Aussie "battlers" choose to.

>>151437438
If it's a real shit area now then they're mortgage would have been 100k max in 87.
This is obviously rage bait.

>>151437445
we are in a new recession due to memevid the west bought trillions in vaccines off big pharma and then shut down their countries hampering productivity

if you were devoid of humanity you'd have bought big pharma shares

problem > reaction > solution

>>151437477
literally the same one mate, ruddy's chickens coming home to roost and a jewish psyop does not a recession make

>>151437475
think the house was like 40-50k.

>>151437475
>If it's a real shit area now then they're mortgage would have been 100k max in 87.
Not even close. Median house price in Sydney at the time was $141,000. In Brisbane it was $71,000. His story is utter bullshit and he was too dumb to cobble together a decent one. Or too dumb to question the story his deadbeat parents fed him.

>>151437496
Kek well played

>>151437443
I get it mate
My parents were in the same era
My old man worked a basic job out of high school and mum stayed at home and looked after me and my brother and worked one or two shifts a week behind a checkout counter
On that income they could service the mortgage on a property <20 k's from Melbourne CBD on CRAZY HIGH INTEREST and take care of two kids
Good fucking luck doing that today

>>151437506
i'm not joking.

>>151437514
It was 3 years salary at most. Your parents were fucking losers mate.

>>151437495
maybe in 08 we were in a recession now we are in a depression they just don't want to call it that to spook the markets anymore

the funny part is they almost bought in wembley which has an average house price of like 2 million now but on a whim bought down in fucking armadale which only just cracked 200k 5 years ago kek.

>>151437137
Like pre-bougie Alfred's except instead of top tier burgers and pea and ham soup and mid tier chips it had mid tier burgers and hot dogs and top tier chips.

>>151437623
my rents bought in nedlands years ago and just had the house valued I guess since now sisza the youngest is moving out there is noone at home besides the cat and dog
over three million for the house I grew up in, fucking hell

Why are the glowies fighting each other is this a (((civil war)))?

would have donated $100 to cream pie the smiling assassin at the desk

not really a donation if you're getting something in return, champ

last for iggs
EVEN THE BEST CAN'T MESS WITH THE WEST!!!

Ah Chee to Port

>>151438851
port are rebuilding mate

ah choo to iggs

>>151439030
bless you

Americans try to play our game. Keep an eye out for the next Mason Cox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoflurBTY10

hey mates mason here
i'm back home already
just wanted to thank ya's all, what a ride

close game

Max is gonna win. He is going to rape the aussie and anglo

gimi

I've got a tummy ache :(

>>151436192
>>151436197
>>151436328

Crisp

>>151436595
Alfred’s Guildford?

>>151437230
Ken

>>151439030
this

>>151439698
no worries cobber

have a feeling mason cox will get a job in the media.

>>151442405
There’s a good chance, don’t think he’ll last long though

Rise and shine wagies kek

>>151438126
this but tiger mum

>driving on main road last night
>cop hidden down below a crest
>see tradie coming speeding in his cuck yankmobile after i rise the crest
>dont flash my lights

>>151444535
kek fucking based