Thread 151431031

and then there were 6

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Minn-Nebraska

upset alert

Carson Beck looks like a...?

Guy in the last thread asked if Penn State could poach Deboer from Alabama midseason hahahahahaha

>>151431059
meth addict

This game might actually give Nebraska pause in terms of giving Matt Rhule the "Anti-Penn State Contract Extension" lmao.

Carson Beck sucks.

>>151431063
Penn State gets BoB and will like it

GET GOPHERED

RANK MY GOPHIES

>you
>we

i wish i had gone to college

Amateur sports = field of frauds

EASY TUDSKI DARIUS TAYLOR
GOOOOOOOO GOPHERS

>>151430876
>You know what's lost in this Miami choke? That was a really impressive INT

>>151431080
solid 6/10

Miami is double doo doo ass butt

>>151431059
Warzone streamer

>>151431080
i-i-is that areola?

Did Penn State really fire Franklin without a replacement lined up?

>Nebraska finally gets ranked and is 5-1
>immediately gets laid out
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN NEBRASKA
also they're 5-1 there's no way they miss a bowl game again....right????

>>151431031 (OP)
>and then there were 6
is ohayo still doing those undefeated pepe graphics?

>win CFB championship
>Don't get drafted until the 6th round
>Hurt yourself in camp
>Career dead already

bad football is bad

I got a question for the CFB 26 homes ITT. Aside from the generic Go Go playbook, what's a really good playbook with a Thunder & Lightning style RB tandem and useless WR? Because right now I have two RBs 90+ and no WR better than 77 ovr with the most absurdly generational 3* QB I've ever seen

Does Beck rhyme with kek?

>>151431141
no

>>151431111
Because money. If PSU gave DeBoer 13 mil to say “fuck you Bama”, he’d do it in a heartbeat.

>>151431141
yes

PJ absolutely owns Nebraska

>>151431141
after this game, yes

>>151431127
The best game of the year was the boomer bowl last night.

tippy top lel miami
Never change

so louisville deserves to be top 5 right

can the unc game start already

>>151431155
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
retard

>>151431124
>steal heisman from larry fitzgerald
>don't even get drafted
>retire

>>151431135
The option

Ready for the Gus Bus to return to the SEC?

Belicheck looking very disrespectful

>>151431155
I don't think he would tbqh

Tim Brando being surprisingly not shit tongiht

>>151431155
$3 million is not enough to make a guy tank his entire career and legacy.

>4 ints
Lol
Lmao

fumble

>>151431166
Maybe every game should have geriatric QBs past their prime playing. It's nostalgia for the people watching and boost the QBs self esteem for a night.

>>151431228
He should have to give back the NIL money.

what part of mini soda are you from bros?

>>151431155
Even dumber than the people who thought Pedo State could get cignetti

>>151431166
nah game of the year was cowboys and pack

What happened to Minnesota after 1967?

>>151431205
Barney Frank-esque even.

Bill Belichick should be tried for crimes against humanity

Bros I’m drunk and watching my Tar Heels

This fucking football team is so fucking awful it’s almost unbelievable

We are in the precipice of an #1 Ohio State v #2 Indiana B1G Championship Game of the Century.

>>151431166
what did you like more? Aaron Rodgers sniffing drugs before the final play or punching his lineman during celebration?

>>151431254
next to the titans stadium

>>151431059
Zoomer

>>151431254
South Minneapolis ama

Someone like Kalen The Bore would be a slam dunk hire for Penn State, but come the fuck on he's not leaving Alabama of his own free will. The most "realistic" Insane hire is Lane Kiffin, and it's because he's a fucking psychopath that would do it just because people said he won't do it.

>>151431262
Full enactment of the civil rights act

>>151431124
he never had much of a career anyway. he was a tough SOB and a leader for the team but there's a reason he had to settle for four years at Kansas State
he'll be great in the UFL though, they love guys like him

>>151431274
Sounds kino to me

>>151431259
they could have lol, that's why Indiana just threw more money at him and made him the #3 paid HC
Penn State is about to make every team pay more for their coach

Is that Carson Beck?

That wigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Carson screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That wigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That wigga Carson Beck and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Carson Beck, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That wigga Carson Beck stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>151431267
Coaches clinging to the game after it's long since passed them by is always sad to see. I lived through this once already with Shula.

NO REFUNDS MIAMI

>Pocket starts to collapse around Nebraska QB
>Nebraska QB falls to the ground
And these guys are #25?

>>151431279
>50 year old flipping the bird at a 19 year old
brave

The entire top 25 is a complete joke; only Ohio State and Indiana are legitimate teams.

>>151431262
they could no longer stomp black players to death on the field.
look up Jack Trice.

Jesus fuck unc

>>151431274
>implying it won't be a hugfest zero stakes game since both are going to the playoff
Don't even @ me with le home field advantage

>>151431283
how bad does it smell?

>>151431235
Lmaoo

Jesus Christ the Tar Heels are so fucking bad

where’s the cornfucker who was having a mental breakdown about Cincinnati being ranked above them on sunday

The n on the helmet stands for nowledge

How many more years of media gaslighting everyone about muh affleet mutt qbs?

@151431322
home field advantage is a real thing in cfb

>foomble on the first play of the game
Friday night Billy Ball

just go home and bang young gash bill, don't embarrass yourself more

who is the next fraud to go down? A&M, Texas Tech, or Ole Miss?

>>151431254
Roseville
>>151431283
I'm pretty happy where I am but I kind of dream about living in like kingfield or linden hills

Is cal actually good? They're looking good

Imagine how many Nebraska housewives will get black eyes tonight because of PJ Fleck lmao

>>151431284
i want to see lane in the nfl again some day, it's unfair that his only chance in the league was under senile al davis who forced jawalrus russell on him. do you think he'd ever consider it?

>>151431274
Under no circumstance is a 2025 game with Indiana being called "Game of The Century". It'll be a great 1 v 2, but it won't get that label prior to kickoff

>>151431322
If it's 1 vs 2 there's a good chance they both go right to the second round since the top 4 seeds no longer go only to conference champs.
no home field advantage to play for

>>151431398
no, bellishit is just trash

>>151431363
Ooo tell me more about last year's top 4, anon you fucking retarded nigger

>>151431389
ole miss

I’m on the verge of tears at how fucking shit this Tar Heels team is
Fuck man

So who does Florida hire after they fire Napier this weekend?

>>151431396
100% recommend. SW Mpls is heaven on earth.

>>151431316
A&M and Ohio State.

Shut your bitch ass up about Indiana it has zero 5 stars and 6 4 stars on the entire team. I don’t care how good cig is, he is not god.

Billy could have retired from the Pats and got a cushy job at Fox with his son Tom and died a legend but he decided to spin in God's face and now hes paying for it.

>>151431411
Pointless conference championships is so gay

>>151431401
I think if the Eagles fired Nick Sirianni and called him, he'd come in for the interview. But I don't think he'd go in for some bum team like the Titans or Browns.

>>151431059
Tau from 40k

>>151431155
Penn State is a decent job but Alabama is probably the best overall college football job. He's not leaving for Penn State. Realistically I think Penn Stat goes all in on Jeff Brohm now.

@151431414
lol

>>151431400
Can you hook a brotha up with some minority Gopher Girls by chance?

>>151431254
bloomington

My fucking Tar Heels suck so fucking bad

We are now another year away from Nebraska being back

>>151431452
Learn to post, queen.

>he didn’t take the Gophers +7.5

I told you bros. I tried to give you free money before the game started

>>151431422
Penn State vs. Florida battle of the century for Jeff Brohm

>>151431389
BYU actually

The org that is trying to buy 10% of the Big Ten has been revealed to be the University of California System Investment Fund. That would be weird since UCLA is a member of the Big Ten and would be part owner of the conference. Cal, who is in the ACC, also would end up as partial owner of the Big Ten.

>dude pedo state will simply make [guy who hasn’t won a natty] the highest paid coach in football, trust me bro

The people who post in /cfb/ are unreal sometimes

>matt rhule is the leading candidate for the PSU job
yeah it actually might be over for PSU

As a Michigan fan I’m prepared for the ass whopping we’re going to be getting from Washington tomorrow

>>151431481
Always forget about those guys, might as well be a west coast team

>>151431319
Holy shit they really did that

ماشاء الله، أنا من المملكة العربية السعودية. لا أستطيع أن أصدق أننا استثمرنا في فريق احتيالي كهذا. نريد استرداد الأموال.

>>151431475
Why can't teams find their own fucking talented coaches, stop poaching them from other teams in the same level

>>151431418
Get ready to learn basketball season buddy

>>151431434
yeah, definitely not those two, as much as i'd like that for my clownies, amy adams strunk and jimmy haslam are complete fucking retards and he won't want to deal with another shitty owner again

>>151431428
Star ratings aren’t real

>>151431426
Oh I know it. Did delivery work with that as part of a dedicated area. Got to see some of the absolute palaces off of harriet.

>>151431312
That's a REAL man right there. Toss em a Budweiser and a leather jacket and see how he steals all the hot college chicks from these college athletes. The secrets are the AARP card, seniors discounts, the shades and Old Spice (original or Swagger), but the ladies don't have to know.

>>151431458
I got u

>has the opportunity to play for a massive paycheck
>shits the bed
KWAB

>>151431428
another SEC hater on MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL...fuck you sec faggots you fukken cheaters

>>151431279
Lol typical cryami fan

>>151431497
to be fair to that guy deboer is a very good coach, he's laid an egg a couple times last season with a
>coach primate QB
but his record against elite competition is insane. I think he's 2-0 vs kirby, 3-0 vs lanning, 1-0 vs sark.

Can’t wait for breast cancer to be cured no more pink

>>151431555
D I L U T E D

The Tar Heels can’t even win with the greatest coach of all time coaching for them. Maybe it’s just a hopeless team

>>151431495
imagine the smell

Louisiana State Penitentiary

A&M loses tomorrow and eats a bag of dicks

nebraska just getting bullied kek

>>151431513
>>151431555
Go ‘phers

>>151431537
Grew up just south of there. Super cool you clocked it.

>>151431574
the NFL doesn't care about breast cancer anymore, it's all about "it takes us all"

i am addicted to masturbation i do it probably 5 times a day on average does anyone know how to stop

What made those Saudi investors decide invest in the shitshow of shitshow that is UNC athletics?

>>151431530
because that's how college coaching works. You work your way up until you are at a blue blood, that's the ultimate goal.

I CANT SNEED

>>151431418
There's always March Madness

I thought North Carolina had Texas money, can’t they buy a good team with all the blacks out there?

>>151431595
>not wanting them to go undefeated until the final game of the season so you can upset them at kyle field
gay fake tshirt fan

>>151431495
*ties on my bib*

>>151431560
Every big 10 team either doesn’t care about football or wished they were in the SEC so bad, it’s pathetic

>>151431595
Darsh breaks his vagina against a Mike Stoops-led austimo rush

>>151431572
penn state fags thinking there is even a 0.0001% chance of them poaching someone from alabama is beyond delusional

Dude fucking went there to get over the hump that he knew he probably couldn’t at Washington. Realistic goal or not, that is why he went there

im still pissed off at the bald aged faggot Paul for picking every sec team over everyone else this year...that faggot even wants LSU over Ohio State right after Ohio State beat then number one Texas. FUCK THE SEC

>>151431406
#1 v #2 before playoffs has always been "Game of the Century".

>>151431559
That right there is Penn State's new coach (DeBoer, Kiffin, Key, Meyer, Drinkwitz, Campbell, Sumrall, Lea, Freeman, Beamer, Stein, Hartline, Diaz, Brady, Brown, Reich, O'Brien, and Bill the Janitor all said No)

>>151431524
At least you're not from India.

>>151431572
Benix is elite show the man some goddamn respect

Why does Raiola larp as Patrick Mahomes?

>>151431607
Instead of trying to stop focus on just spending the least amount of time fapping possible. Once I started doing this things got better. I will just bust a nut in like 2 minutes. It’s like brushing my teeth just get it done and go about your day. Fighting it is a waste of willpower

Sneedbraska is a poverty program

>>151431610
They're bored. They have infinite money and are mostly young dudes in their 20s and 30s. They just flew out a bunch of western comedians to Saudi Arabia and bought out EA.

>>151431524
The Michigan fight song?

>>151431682
why do you seethe, leash babby?

>>151431418
it can't be, the guy who helped assemble it wrote an autobiography called "gridiron genius". and he did it on a fucking typewriter

>>151431607
7 if you count ghost loads

>>151431642
You're stuck in the past, man. The SEC is now on par with the rest of college football thanks to the NIL money.

>>151431607
Eventually the chaffing will make you stop.

>>151431626
Stay tuned. allegedly their GM visited Saudi Arabia on a fundraising trip last month.

Nebraska is complete poverty

Those refs should still be publicly hanged for that niggardly roughing call.

Nebraska corn is shit,Iowa corn is superior

SUPERSONIC

>>151431616
But why not make the university you grow in a blue blood then?

SEC is going to be what the B1G was in the 2000’s thanks to NIL. Theyre going to find out that having a bunch of alumni working at Enterprise cant compete with schools that actually care about Academics.

>>151431700
>that hairpiece
>a fucking typewriter
jesus

>>151431095
>BECK INT 4 (REPLAY).

That's actually pick #5
Reffies bailed out the worlds oldest QB on #4, but Beck had more.

>>151431713
The SEC has 40% of the top 25. It may not have a single dominant team, but to say it's "on par with the rest of college football" is silly hyperbole.

fuck I didn't even know this Miami game was tonight
sad I missed it

>>151431744
Agreed. It’s the worst call I have ever seen in my life since the call last week against auburn on their touchdown

Weird how refs tend to favor the bigger brand on these really bad calls. Really makes you think

That Carson Beck bussy was RIPE tonight.

>>151431771
He was fucking committed to giving them the ball on that drive and no sissy ass referee was going to stop him! Carson Beck is an alpha chad and he's not going to be told no.

so Ohio State cakewalks to another natty then great

>>151431675
I'm talking about Jalen Mildew, he was awful for Alabama last year (weirdly besides against georgia, who he's always played good against iirc)

>>151431607
become severely depressed
i still get plenty of boners but i dont have the motivation to jerk off more than once or twice a week

>>151431803
All our hope is on the faggies I don’t feel so good

>>151431744
I agree on this. It was painfully obvious they were trying anything to keep Miami in the game and that call was all the evidence you needed to see it.

You heard it here first. Michigan State beats Indiana tomorrow. In the honor of Mel Tucker and him gooning on his big meat wad over a phone call with that chick. They're doing it for him.

When does Ryan Day get put into the GOAT coach talk

>>151431775
Yeah and they all play each other over the next month and a half numb nuts

>>151431803
Go watch NFL if you want parity, ravens and chiefs are both projected to miss playoffs this season and the >clots are literally the best in the league

>>151431524
>>151431506

To Hell With The Cheaters.

>>151431803
Top third of the SEC can all compete with them.

>>151431803
Ohio State is only allowed to win a natty once a decade. it's the deal with Satan they made to never lose fewer than 10 games in a normal season.

If you had three months to live would you still watch college football?

My gophies really showed up on defense today

when are you retards going to learn that its just finebaum sensationalism and not reality
no fan of an sec school wants to see any other school succeed
b1g fags forever little brother to an imagined older brother its insane obsession

>>151431839
OK? The SEC is still going to end up with the most ranked teams by a wide margin.

>>151431841
idiot lmao

>literal who coach wins a big game
>Every fan of teams in need of a hire: go hire that guy!

This sport is so tiring sometimes

>>151431831
3 more natties + maintaining his win %

>>151431829
If so I will post >$11 million per year for at least a week

i dont know ball

>>151431851
never win* fewer than 10 games

>>151431854
What if those months were May, June and July?

Raiola walkin around lookin ZESTY

>>151431700
>It's real
>it has 4.6 stars on amazon
lmao
In the course of looking this up I'm also learning that he hadn't worked in football for 10 years when UNC hired him
lmao

>>151431876
Better than the NFL where it's just a carousel of failed coaches.

>>151431876
so are your comments

>>151431874
Gross, a swarthy Canadian

PJ Fleck to Penn State you heard it here first

Pedo State really needs to hire Rhule

>>151431854
What else is there to watch?
They're making a prequel of IT with a cast of blacks.
They're making a Lord of Flies, but Ralph is black.
They're remaking Harry Potter, but Hermione and Snape are black.
They're remaking Amadeus for some godawful reason, and Mozart is mixed-race Japanese.

I'll stick to the modern mandingo fighting.

>>151431856
Huge improvement you love to see it

Downvote all you want but posting non-white Minnesota girls should be a bannable offense

A MAHOMESIAN TURNOVER ON DOWNS

Penn State head coach Jon Gruden

>>151431861
So you win the prize for the most overrated 9-3 teams like last year

Redpill me on Polynesians.

>pedo state spends 50 million to get this absolute doofus coach for Nebraska

tippy top lel

>>151431858
Finebaum's rat jew ass has worked these Yankee marks into a shoot.

>>151431831
He's already my GOAT and I don't even like blowhio taint

>>151431607
Using imagination or porn? If you're using porn, just know you've already seen all the good shit. Everything now is just variations of that and it will never be as good as what you've seen already. Unless you just like step-family shit or if you want to pay for onlyfans girls and other camgirls to masturbate on cam for you (which is a waste of your time and money). If it's your imagination...I really don't know what to tell you. Going 5 times a day is impressive but you'll eventually strain yourself. It'll take a while before you get back to normal (maybe a few weeks) and during that time you won't be able to jerk off at all unless you want to prolong the healing process.

>>151431908
im the real white ur the hillybilly white

>105 fired coaches since 2017
>No new hire has yielded a championship
>If you assume each buy out is 30 million, that's over 3 billion dollars
>3 billion dollars
>Of dead money
>For failure
>For nothing
>It's probably more

How is this sustainable?
How do alumni of schools have so much money?

>>151431910
They will. This suffering is required for their sins. They will have burnt some 100 million dollars to get exactly the same results.

>>151431958
That's neat head canon but I sincerely do not believe you.

>>151431958
>SAAR SAAR DO NOT REEDEEM THE WHITENESS I AM THE REAL WHITENESS SAAR PLEASE

>>151431959
They seem to have escaped being punished for an abysmal loss to FSPoo

gonna go eat a corncob the long way bros hopefully I choke and die

HUGE DAY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOMORROW

>huge day for college football tomorrow
HE SAID THE THING!

>>151431923
>They're making a Lord of Flies, but Ralph is black.
oh boy, can't wait for his death to be at the hands of the feral white boy mob instead of his clumsy ass falling off the cliff.

>>151431970
average buyout is nowhere near 30 mil

>>151432001
No?

>>151431829
She's not the prettiest, but Jesus those boobs!
She's a solid DD or E

>>151431925
Protect the sloots from these rabid cornfucker savages

>>151431970
average buyout is NOT 30 mill

do you storm the field for beating number 25?

>>151432009
You're right, it's more!

>>151432019
Fuck you asshole he's gross.

>>151432032
no, especially considering you're likely to take their place.

>>151432019
norf fc gf

>>151432032
I hope not

>>151432003
you're thinking of piggy, who is still a fat white boy
Ralph is the intelligent sensitive protagonist who maintains some sense of civility as all the other boys go wild

so the black boy will be reminding the white boys not to be violent

>>151432021
not a single sneedbraskan is getting laid tonight
domestic violence calls will be up 150% though

>>151432032
It would be very cringe if they did

Things like that literally destroy your prestige imo

>>151431973
>>151431975
watch out the hillybilly whites are getting rustled

>>151432019
it's hilarious that a woman this fucking ugly could ruin a career

Is rhule really who pedo state is going after?

Lol, lmao

Does anyone have a Lincoln radio link? Bet we’ll hear som outdated racial slurs.

>>151432059
just post hand leaf bro
its not hard

>>151432045
oh
yeah it's been a while since I read that book

Are there any bad side effects of GLp1s?

I might get some ozempic. I'm sick of getting older and the same workouts don't keep me thin anymore. I just want to make sure my heart doesn't shred or liver explode or something

>>151432059
Oh Timmy saar you must feel the frustration not very good for you tummy no

It’s a bad feeling your Alma mater is about to get BTFO as an unranked going up against a top 10 team

Yeah, sure, upsets happen. But either they steal a win on a field goal or lose by 30.

Just popped one of those square totinos party pizzas in the oven.

>loosing too the goofers
lol!

>>151432086
just eat less

>>151432076
https://youtu.be/0TvJy2Ot48M?si=VdE7rjPG_q95aVu_

I simply cannot take you seriously as a major football conference if you're playing two conference games on a Friday night.

>>151432098
Prepare your asshole

>>151432086
it literally just suppresses appetite.
literally just eat less

>>151432100
respect my gophies

>>151432100
Many such cases

It's going to be so fucking funny when Bill Belichick gets fired before the season even ends.

tbqh I think penn state AD thinks they pulled some kind of massive heist getting Knowles and thought they were gonna do the same thing with a HC search
That’s just my headcannon tho

>>151432098
Enjoy friend

Just ordered uber eats on some hipster looking personal pan pizza thing. Shits gonna be 10/10 or 2/10 no in between. Beer kicking in. Craving Hot Pockets now. Damn.

HOIST THE CHAIR GOLDY!

>>151432122
Nobody asked

>>151432137
Can they afford it?

>they actually are rushing the field
lol
lmao
small time mentality

>>151432131
>>151432102
I know it suppresses appetite. I don't want to feel hungry. I feel miserable if I don't eat enough shit is fucking gay. I get hangry and dizzy.

I'm thinking UNC is back.

>>151432164
what time is it where you live?

Number 5 from Cal should go play checkers or something.

>rushing the field over fucking Nebraska
KYS GOLDIE

WHEN DO WE START SEEING TRAMPLING DEATHS FROM MEME RUSHING

>>151432154
the AD didn't want Franklin, he told him to win a big game before he could get an extension but then Franklin went around the AD and the university president gave him a new contract in an unpopular move

>>151432174
Nothing is sacred anymore. Everyone is rushing fields for everything this season.

>>151432179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2FRjTrj4A

>>151432174
>not rushing the field for ruining your rivals season
Cuck mentality

Embarrassing behavior Minnesota

>>151432183
T20480

>>151432076
https://player.listenlive.co/37821

>>151431389
I mean Ole Miss is most likely to out of those but losing at UGA wouldn’t really mean they’re frauds unless they get absolutely raped

I'M GONNA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM

I love my Gophies so much bros

>>151432086
I take ozempic and it pretty gives you irratble bowel syndrome. It’s either constipation or pure liquid shits. But other than that it’s good really helps take down your appetite

>>151432170
That's where you're wrong friend. Your mother actually asked my opinion during pillow talk after I made her gash look like a krispy kreme donut.

>>151432216
>rival

Whens the last time Goldy was ranked?

>>151431607
jesus christ Mel, get a job

>nebraska finally gets ranked
>eats shit

This is why they weren’t ranking you, cornfucker schizoposter

oof

>>151432136
>Minnesota
>Wisconsin
>Rivalry
What a sissy slap fight.

>>151432234
Good you do because we don't fuckhead.

>>151432214
Okay zoom zoom, come back in ten years when your over thirty.

they should remove ranks

>6th straight wins versus Nebraska
ohohohonononononono
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151432257
dox this bitch and force her to resign

Is Cal throwing this game to PooNC?

based field rush

yes, i'm a contrarian. how could you tell?

Women owe me sex because as a ball knower I knew miami and Nebraska was frauds. Next up a&m

Is it just me or is it a leftoid and liberal state thing to be storming the field after every win.

im the masturbation addict, not gonna reply to everyone. its 100% to imagination, i do not watch porn. im also happily married and have regular sex. wtf is wrong with me unironically

>>151432239
How long did it take you to dig her up?
She's been dead for years.

Coach Primate

storming the field after beating nebraska is probably the most cringe thing i've seen yet this season

>>151432285
sybau chud

>>151432281
Stunning and brave

>>151432289
You sound retarded perhaps your just retarded

>>151432285
NIL means no depth, means less consistent teams, means more upsets, means more storming the field.

It'll calm down in a few years.

>>151432174
>>151432200
>>151432201
>>151432207
>>151432209
>>151432216
>>151432219
>rushing the field after beating a CFB rival is LEEEEE BAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
unironically kys nflshills

>>151432300
The location has been identified.

>storming the field
>for beating NEBRASKA

i don’t usually whine about storming but I will for this one

>>151432280
Cal lost to SDSU 34-0

>>151432290
Thank God. Imagine how disappointed she would be with you for responding to idiots on 4channel on a Friday night. Wake the fuck up loser.

Its a unranked win over a top 25 opponent CHUDS

>>151432300
And there it is...

>>151432076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14CKv3bpp4

>>151432290
She faked her death to get away from her cuck husband and failure of a son. She's alive and well and taking my giant loads on the reg.

>>151432358
This. Upsets merit field storming.

>>151432280
Jordan is letting the entire cal team run a train to not be too hard on daddy bill

>>151432331
I won't be satisfied until I a see field stoorming where multiple zoomers lay dead in a human pileup

>>151432373
This guy is getting sniz on the reg. Nice.

>>151432314
4-2 Minnesota storms the field after beating
5-1 Nebraska 24-6 in a game that no one cares about.
The same Minnesota that has beaten Nebraska
5 times in a row.

They must really be starving for ANY type of attention in that shit hole.

>>151432331
>rival

>Indiana
>Texas A&M
>Ole Miss
>Texas Tech
>Tennessee
Are these the only good guys left that have a shot at the Natty?

this dude's a frosh? looks like he's 25

I wanna know how pedo states feeling now that their new coach just did the same shit Franklin got fired for

I didn't watch one second of Minn Neb. Was it as boring and uneventful as to be expected.

Do you think unc wants that saudi money so they can fire bill and jordan?

>>151432445
Vaccine freak build

>>151432449
Time to pay him 10 million per year!

Which one of you was this?

>>151432422
Minnesota was robbed of an upset against the pedos last year and they don't have another big opponent at home for the rest of the season

>>151432442
bama is unironically and obviously the main character and the main good guy

Bill needs to get his bucks UNDER CONTROL.

>>151432467
Literally who

>>151432441
Oh sweetie you’re no longer relevant. PJ Fleck has dominated you over the past decade and you were both BIG10 West members so, yes, it’s a rivalry.

>>151432442
>rocky bottom

the fuck is nebraska’s problem?
How can they not even manage to be like Iowa where they’re at least annoying to play against?

>>151432453
If that was the case, they wouldn't have sent that sleeze ball Belicheck dick rider Lombardi over to get it.

>>151432482
Why do chuds love dad so much?

>>151432467
it's a shame she died before finishing the X

>>151432442
>A&M
>good guys
gay larp cult with oil money is not the good guys. youre not a good guy just cuz you cant win 10 games

Rank #2 is cursed.

>>151432467
Plot twist: it wasn't Anthrax, it was Johnson & Johnson talc contaminated with asbestos. In thirty years, she's going to pay the price!

>>151432442
>Ole piss
>Tennessneed
Both these teams will collect three losses by the end of the year

>>151432496
Nebraska the state has zero negroes.

>>151432496
they are annoying to play against, have you not seen their number of 1-score games over the last five years? even though you know they'll find a way to fuck it up, they'll keep it nose-and-nose the whole way

give me one (1) reason that tennessee would be considered ‘good guys’ in any way at all >>151432442

>>151432515
>thirty years
based patient assassin

>>151432515
double plot twist, it was tylenol and now she has autism

>>151432442
Ole piss and tennessee aren’t competing for shit and you know it

>>151432508
but enough about the tortilla throwers

>>151432442
The only one of those teams that has a "shot at the natty" is Ole Miss barely lol and Indiana if they get lucky with playoff seeding and pull off a meme win against blowhio.

>>151432503
It's a great show to throw on in that April - August window where there no sports worth watching.

>>151432526
If tennessneed never won a game again I would be happy. Their fanbase is the most annoying fuckers ever...

>>151432508
Enough about the Saudis anon

>>151432486
we don't take to kindly to casuals round here

>>151432508
>this mad Arch didn't live up to the hype
sorry faggot, maybe next year

>>151432539
they are getting a penalty for throwing tortillas now

>>151432526
Tennessee is fun. Seems like there's always some fun shit going on with them.

Florida needs to hire brohm

>>151432517
Wrong

>>151432556
>If tennessneed never won a game again I would be happy. Their fanbase is the most annoying fuckers ever...

why does CFB love showing people the finger?

>>151432603
you laugh but he fucked her later that night

>>151432589
Yeah their fans look like that

>>151432603
bro there is Asian pussy everywhere

>>151432603
>college kids
>alcohol
>emotionally charged sporting event
I don't know anon

>>151432603
they know it's an attention-getter

THE U is DOWN

I never got the argument of a fanbase being annoying. Every fanbase that is not a fan of my team is fucking annoying.

Ain’t no way it’s cold enough in California for these long sleeve shirts

>>151432611
Lol dubs of troof

>>151432684
It's 63 with a low of 53.

>>151432671
I would argue Mississippi State cowbells are just redneck vuvuzelas

the only thing tennessee is good for is crowd reaction webms

>>151432671
As a GT fan, every game I've gone to in Clemson has been positively pleasant. Tailgate lots are like a family barbecue.

>>151432671
there is no one fanbase close to being as annoying as tennessee fans though

>>151432702
so, shorts-and-sandals weather

>>151432671
I don't agree. There's a difference between Nebraska fans and Tennessee fans.

>>151432718
What makes them so annoying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGeqZNlPidE
in honor of tonight, one of my formative college football games
I remember staying up on a school night watching this, I was so excited and then so disappointed
i disliked miami ever since.
a couple years later UofL beat miami in lousville, Mario Urrutia had a big catch

>>151432671
If you consume a good amount of general CFB content on YouTube and social media you will spot the same fucking comment that goes like this over and over everywhere

>”as a Ohio State fan I think {retarded opinion}”

I mean over and over like clockwork

>>151432739
The mouths of Alabama fans, the trophy cases of Minnesota fans

>uh they're just like so annoying I just hate em
you niggers sound like women

>>151432671
I go to a lot of OU home games and every game there's OU fans fighting each other and it's always dygenic mutts. So many fine ass women though.

I'll once again point out that Miami killed Big East football to go to the ACC and never win a conference title or play in a natty again.

>>151432777
Minnesota has 7 natties. Nice job admitting you know literally nothing about this game you dumb jeet. Fuck off and do not come back.

>>151432753
Special folk

>>151432799
the bigger emphasis was on both their trophies being fucking ancient but okay

>>151432777
u a big cfb fan?

Do people actually think that Matt Rhule is an improvement over James Franklin? This PSU situation is turning into another Tennessee/Schiano debacle.

Get real faggots. Why would I not put all my money on LSU to beat vandy plus I get points

>>151432847
I'm pretty sure Matt Rhule is 100% not getting the job now. There's no way.

>>151432832
Jesus Texas fans sure do talk a whole bunch of shit for a program with that few natties

>>151432847
He’s objectively worse
I understand why they were fatigued with Franklin, I would be too. But it’s their fault for fucking extending him in 2021 for no reason

So since Jimmy Sexton represents every CFB coach worth a fuck, what happens when his client gets canned and that same school wants another one of his clients. Does the school call up and be like year we're firing Franklin's ass, but can we talk about Coach X for a minute. Hilarious.

>>151432872
1 championship in the last 55 years

>>151432872
We are the center of the football universe regardless of natties. We are the biggest, the richest, the most talented, with the most intense football culture.

But we do have a very retarded bureaucracy and haven’t had a fraction of the success that we deserve.

Also Texas never cheated or bought players unlike everyone else

>>151432832
Where are Yale's 27 naatties? Oh yeah, that's right, you didn't count them because they're all dogshit from an era that is meaningless to modern football. Your most recent """natty"""was 65 years ago and was inexplicably given to an 8-2 team that KWAB'd to Washington in a bowl

This fucking game is BORING

>>151432832
>>151432917
yeah if we're not gonna count yale then michigan should be down there with auburn. complete fraud of a "blueblood"

>>151432914
>deserve
this is why nobody like yous
that and the way you ruined the Big 12

>>151432914
Nobody “deserves” anything

>4 INTs
Archie would never chud out like this

>>151432947
I'm just baffled how easily this fan of some team that dislikes Tennessee was easily misdirected into raging about Minnesota.

So who does PSU get then?

>Kirby
>Lanning
>Cignetti
>Saban
>Sark
All definite no.

>Riley
>Kiffin
Small chance but very likely not.

>Dabo
>Mullen
>Gus
Maybe but probably not.

I mean after that group....who is even in the conversation?

>>151432980
Based Archie always puts his throws safely into the dirt. Carson kek should take notes

>>151432986
minnesota's are ancient too

>>151432997
I think Dan Mullen or Gus are the only options on that list. If you go away from that list, Jeff Brohm and Matt Campbell would be names to watch imo.

>>151432997
PJ

>>151432847

I think they fucked up and now are looking at another Michigan Rich Rod/Brady Hoke era in which they waste a decade of irrelevance.

>>151432980
He’s too busy being sacked to stoop that low

>>151431475
>>151432582
>>151431443
brohm is a louisville lifer
he is from lousville, he played for louisville, his whole family played for louisville, his whole family coached for lousvillle, etc.

>>151432997
Gruden

>>151432832
>counting claimed titles that weren't earned
ISHYGDDT

>>151432997
can they please take sherrone moore?

>>151432986
Obviously an dumb emotional faggot. Most likely Alabama or Georgia fan.

>>151433064
nobody is hiring that buffoon lel

Rhule is tanking for the penn state job so nebraska won't want him anymore. If you don't agree, you're wrong. No idiots need reply.

>>151433107
Ah crap I want to disagree but I’m no idiot

Guys Gruden won't be coaching anywhere. Jon Gruden loves nothing more than for people to talk about Jon Gruden. He's been doing this shit for a long long time. His name will get associated with some opening and he will never 100% shoot it down and they'll go hire someone else. The Gruden gets back in front of a camera playing with his dick with Dave Portnoy and says "I'd like to coach again" or something and the cycle happens again the next season. Gruden is an attention whore. I'm surprised no one has said this in the media. He gets such a pass for that bullshit.

>>151432886
>get a share of the fired coach's buyout
>get called by firing school
>call schools of every other coach you represent to tell them you're getting calls and they better extend your client
>get a share of every extension
Getting a raise every time your guy gets fired is a pretty sweet gig.

>>151433173
It's just this fucking easy. That fat son of a bitch. I can't hate on it. Man has it fucking made.

>this Miami team is heckin DIFFERENT and ELITE
>loses to a shitter again

feels like a wishful thinking humiliation ritual every year
Haven’t done jack fucking shit since leaving the big east. Them and Notre Dame are the kings of the hasbeens

>>151433210
XD

>>151432997
Campbell, Diaz, Drinkwitz, Lashlee, Lea all possibilities too.

Thank GOD PSU is completely 100% committed to take the fake preacher fraud Matt Rhule off Nebraska's hands. Nice pink uniforms also faggot.

That number zero for Louisville. Is he elite as fuck or does Miami actually just have a shit tier secondary just like last year?

Cal the fuck you doing

>>151433210
But they did look pretty good till now :(

>>151433233
>Campbell
I wouldn't want him based off the fact that he's had huge opportunities and always stayed at that po dunk Iowa State. He doesn't want the big time.

>Manny Diaz
I get it, but I don't think PSU would be happy.

>Drinkwitz
Total fucking nerd. Didn't even play college football, but he's a decent enough coach. Best one of this group imo

>Lashlee
Eh whatever I'd rather have Drinkwitz goofy ass

>Lea
Don't understand this one at all. Franklin did MUCH better at Vandy than Clark Lea has. You going to hire Clark Lea because he lucked up and beat Bama one year and his best record at Vandy is 6-6. Lea would be in over his head at PSU. imo

>>151433300
he's the 5th WR projected to be drafted in 2026, so yeah he's NFL-level talent. Chris Bell.

>>151432997
Urban

would you faggots shut up about pedo state and talk about the game

>>151433393
what game

>>151433393
Jordan Hudson… now THATs a piece of ass

>>151433393
idgaf about the bill buttcheeks humiliation circus honestly

Guys her name is Jordon, with an O. Pronounced Jor-Don. It's been fucking me up the past few days with people talking about Jordan and UNC and I'm thinking about Michael Jordan.

>>151432997
bah gawd thats mel tuckers music

>>151433436
that name sounds like a thug
>Jor'don Thugson

>>151433438
Ayooooo shit what's good State College? Mel Tuck here ya feel me? I'ms gonna be bringing my meat up that way soon. I'ms looking for thicke ladies to smack my meats around to on da cell phones, so if yous around holla at a brother. Tuck out.

>>151431595
HOOK EM

>>151433300
Just spooky Friday night ACC voodoo

>>151432442
>Confederate teams
>good guys
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151433479
Brad Spence is a fucking dog bro. I can’t believe Texas got that guy to come play from the bench when he would have been the best defensive player at Arkansas. In fact Texas probably should have invested in an offensive lineman who isn’t a soft ball of lard but it’s still impressive they have a dude like that not starting. He will be in the NFL

>>151433503
Okay zoom zoom go to bed

>>151433534
silence hillbilly

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

Beck was paid 4 million dollars lol

>>151431428
>AssToMouth

>>151433711
>that’ll be 1 million per interception plus lambo

>>151431495
Ponder the parfum mangs

>>151433503
Pick both.

imagine UNC went on a win streak and mad the conference title game

>>151433766
cant believe black men willing go to ole miss lmao
Uncle Tom cuck ass niggas

>>151433503
make ya seethe?

more like Carson Pick lol

>>151433783
There was a black guy who was my high school’s Robert E. Lee mascot our senior year and was one of the loudest defenders of it when they got rid of it.

>>151433842
lol

>>151432234
I had those bib overalls when I worked in the cold, they were awesome

hmm now that its laid out in that graphic I think penn st is crazy for thinking they'll get a better guy.

>droid voice
lel

>>151433997
A tiny percent chance of getting someone better is better than a 100 percent chance of not winning big games

Me I would probably hire lame kiffen

>>151433471
>tuck comin
>fired for coming
still funny as hell

>>151431031 (OP)
Name a team that isn’t fraudulent
Oh wait you can’t

I can't believe North Carolina actually got that 2pt conversion.

>>151434132
at least we have a game now

>>151434141
Belicheat really needs this win. This is his only chance at getting a win in conference play.

which team will play with flow this week and be disciplined, not take bad calls, and not be overcoached?

Unc is playing cal right now? Wtf lmao

>>151434207
blame the SEC

Why do players think they don't need knee pads anymore?

>>151433783
You clearly never lived in or even visited the south

>>151434243
Knee pads don't stop your acl from tearing and just get in the way and make movement difficult

>>151434243
Tbh I have never seen someone get their kneecap shattered by a helmet or whatever. I would wear them just in case though.

>>151434243
It makes my boomer sensibilities fucking rage when I see football players wearing little faggot shorts.

Also baseball players who are literally just wearing pants. Both football and baseball players pants should go down to the knee

newish
>>151434288
>>151434288
>>151434288

>>151431861

Yeah, because the infallible AP rankings sure do tell us who all the really good teams are. That's why the SEC wins all its bowl games every year...

>>151433210
Notre Dame won three playoff games last year

>>151431262
Lutheran church started extolling the benefits of soi. Milk

>>151431279
Floridamen are so low IQ

>>151431080
why does seeing a bra turn me on so much?

TURN AROUN AND INTERCEPT THE BALL

>>151434205
Indiana is about to gape and rape my shartans.

>>151440052
Bc you wish you were wearing it, common in transexuals