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Anonymous United States No.151434288 >>151434311 >>151434329 >>151434358 >>151435287 >>151436670 >>151439996
/cfb/ - Death of Affirmitive Action edition
IN THE NEWS:

Cryami raped by pooiville on national television and a few AM radio stations (plus a few youtube coloring streams out of Sri Lanka)
Matt Rhule no longer candidate for pedo state job after jobbing against Minnesota, pedo state quick to point out he was never a candidate and lists reports as "vile libel"
If the ghost of Mike Leach blesses Mississippi State, Napier rumored to be fired next day or day after
Arch Manning rumored to be injured after sucking thirty seven dicks at an Austin area gloryhole after winning red river gangbang
Kirby Smart requests cfp expansion to 30 teams, it is unknown if he was being sarcastic or deathly serious
Per Slate, racism is a good thing

Another huge day for college football

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Anonymous United States No.151434306 >>151434319
should've posted the schedule
Anonymous United States No.151434311
>>151434288 (OP)
I have 0 confidence in my USC Trojans tomorrow. Zero!
Anonymous United States No.151434319
>>151434306
Not for the overnight threads.
Anonymous United States No.151434326
Holy shit I can't believe Miami lost L M F A O
Anonymous United States No.151434327
Meming a little too hard there, OP.
Anonymous United States No.151434329
>>151434288 (OP)
>Matt Rhule no longer candidate for pedo state job after jobbing against Minnesota, pedo state quick to point out he was never a candidate and lists reports as "vile libel"
Picrel would be funny tho
Anonymous United States No.151434331
is Bill gonna do it
Anonymous United States No.151434336
Billy boy is coming
Anonymous United States No.151434349
>fumbled into the endzone for a touchback
Anonymous United States No.151434350
>poosour
Anonymous United States No.151434351
you gotta be shitting me
Anonymous United States No.151434354
lmao
Anonymous United States No.151434358
>>151434288 (OP)
lol holy shit, nc fumbles in the endzone recovered by cal
Anonymous United States No.151434361
Fucking lmao POONC what a disaster
Anonymous United States No.151434364
>bill bellycuck

lmao
Anonymous United States No.151434375 >>151434404 >>151434492
Lol what's billies buy out, UNC?
Anonymous United States No.151434384 >>151436652
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Anonymous United States No.151434404
>>151434375
5 years/ $50M but only the first three are guaranteed. So after this season it would be $20M
Anonymous United States No.151434412 >>151434444 >>151434501 >>151434516 >>151436059
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151434441
its so over bill
Anonymous United States No.151434444 >>151434544
>>151434412
That was such a smart play by the defense.
Anonymous United States No.151434450 >>151434457
reminder that this team got shut out by San Diego State
Anonymous United States No.151434457
>>151434450
I love how bonkers CFB is. You can't predict shit about this sport.
Anonymous United States No.151434492 >>151435213
>>151434375
Wasn't the rumor that bill wanted to buy himself out
Anonymous United States No.151434493
Carson is โ€˜Beck to normalโ€™ heh
Anonymous United States No.151434501
>>151434412
why did he stop crawling?
Anonymous United States No.151434511
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS
Anonymous United States No.151434516
>>151434412
Holy fuck absolutely brutal. Watching him do the cuck crawl until he realizes itโ€™s over
Anonymous United States No.151434543
Anonymous United States No.151434544
>>151434444
Tbh there is no excuse for it to not be standard procedure. Shouldnโ€™t only be punching it out on desperate goal line stands. I would be telling my bucks that we punch the fucking ball out in every play where you have an angle itโ€™s just how we tackle. Teams have gotten better at this but I think it still be quite a bit more extreme than it already is
Anonymous United States No.151434619 >>151434717
Anonymous United States No.151434667
On one hand, Unc did stay alive until the end. On the other hand, it sure looked like ACC โ€œnarrative controlโ€ with lots of phantom penalties in key spots.

I think if youโ€™re Unc you can rejoice with the moral victory that your conference is trying HARD to stop your bleeding. They have decided Belichick canโ€™t we allowed lose every power4 game.
Anonymous United States No.151434717 >>151436746
>>151434619
This is somehow more of a pathetic disaster than the Urban hire by the jasg. Unc is out of touch. That succubus sucked all the football coaching acumen out of him.
Anonymous United States No.151434891 >>151436361
how is a Florida team not in the SEC when they're the definition of south east
Anonymous United States No.151434934 >>151434964
How long until a fan assassinates a player
Anonymous United States No.151434949 >>151436931
So if IU dominates MSU as expected and OSU doesn't against Wisconsin, would that be enough to make IU #1 in the AP Poll?
Anonymous United States No.151434964
>>151434934
why would miami or any team care that they lost a single game they shouldn't have? with the million team gayoffs they'll get in easily with a loss or two. regular season hardly matters anymore as long as you don't completely shit the bed.
Anonymous United States No.151435213
>>151434492
Sure was mang
Anonymous United States No.151435250
Get some sleep bros, big day of games tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151435287
>>151434288 (OP)
Miamiโ€™s locked in as KWABOTW unless anOSU, Oregon or ass to mouth lose
Anonymous United States No.151435721
GAMEDAY SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.151435904
Coach Primate
Anonymous United States No.151436059 >>151436166
>>151434412
lmao whyโ€™d he stop trying to get the ball?
Anonymous United States No.151436106 >>151436146
Reminder that Notre Dame lost to Miami
Anonymous United States No.151436146
>>151436106
Imagine they beat USC but both of their โ€œquality lossesโ€ shit the bed this weekend
Anonymous United States No.151436162 >>151436977
what are we cookin for college ballgames today bros?
Anonymous United States No.151436166
>>151436059
I think he got snagged in the turf. That shit is basically plastic and rubber carpet.
Anonymous United States No.151436359
>penn st fans think they're gonna poach deboer
Anonymous United States No.151436361
>>151434891
Why are there pacific coast teams in the atlantic coast conference?
Anonymous United States No.151436652 >>151436665
>>151434384
RAH
Anonymous United States No.151436665
>>151436652
Penis goes where?
Anonymous Sweden No.151436670
>>151434288 (OP)
When a honky says something so yakubian you gotta hit em with that kemet stare
Anonymous United States No.151436672
i drank a 1/5 of vodka and 5 beers tonight
dont think im gonna make it all day... sad

maybe order beer and caffeine or hope for shit games
Anonymous United States No.151436746 >>151439492
>>151434717
Everyone involved knew it was an experiment but doubt anyone guessed just how bad it would end up. Other than some embarrassment, it's not that big of a deal for Belichick. At his age, it's easy to shrug off failure. For UNC, they only have had random, short lived periods of being relevant in football. Unless they're auditioning for entry into the P2, the impact on the school is minimal but the administration people involved will be tainted, especially if they try to move on to another school.
Anonymous United States No.151436750 >>151436763
So how many top25 losers today?
Anonymous United States No.151436763 >>151436816 >>151436881 >>151437092
>>151436750
Vandy upsets LSU
Gamecocks upset Oklahoma
Georgia beats Ole Miss
USC upsets Notre Dame
Bama struggle clears Tennessee

lotta shifting regardless
Anonymous United States No.151436811
gettin' some brekky at Chick-fil-A
Anonymous United States No.151436816
>>151436763
vandy is the favorite
SC sucks
UGA wins
USC wins
Tenn gets btfo
Anonymous United States No.151436881
>>151436763
No Texas or Oklahoma loss?
Anonymous United States No.151436922
SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Anonymous United States No.151436931
>>151434949
Ohio State would need to seriously struggle with Wisconsin. OT at least.
Considering that Wisconsin is playing the QB who threw two picks to defensive linemen last week, that is a VERY tall order. I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say Ohio State could probably only field their defense this week and win the game.
Anonymous United States No.151436941 >>151437083
SC AM bets:
Vanderbilt -2.5
Duke -2.5
Avoid Missouri -1.5
Anonymous United States No.151436977 >>151437028
>>151436162
chili about to go to store for ingredients
Anonymous United States No.151437028
>>151436977
Throw some brown sugar in there
Anonymous United States No.151437039 >>151437113
Hong Kong Phooey theme song >>> The Victors >>>>> Rocky Top
Anonymous United States No.151437079
someone shut this retard up
Anonymous United States No.151437083
>>151436941
>Avoid Missouri -1.5
Unless I was looking at different books, that line started off as Auburn -1.5 and eroded over the week into the current line favoring Mizzou. Makes me wonder if the rumors of a player revolt brewing are correct.
Anonymous United States No.151437090
Rece could've pulled the chair out from under him...
Anonymous United States No.151437092 >>151437121
>>151436763
it's a big brane poster who calls a 2.5 point favorite winning an "upset"
Anonymous United States No.151437102 >>151437115
/cfb/ finna meltdown tonight after bootyblasters lock in their CFP ticket
Anonymous United States No.151437113
>>151437039
>Hong Kong Phooey
Racist and sexist. Do better anon.
Anonymous United States No.151437115
>>151437102
last night was bad news for my bootyblasters
Anonymous United States No.151437121 >>151437129
>>151437092
oh sorry man i dont really give a shit about your irrelevant team and just went by ranking
Anonymous United States No.151437129
>>151437121
not my team, i'm just not retarded
Anonymous United States No.151437141
Kinda comfy being elite but no one talks about you
Anonymous United States No.151437170
retard bringing up baseball out of nowhere
Anonymous United States No.151437209
Thanks for the free 10k
Anonymous United States No.151437228 >>151437244 >>151437259
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Anonymous United States No.151437244
>>151437228
huge
Anonymous Italy No.151437247
>GT @ Duke
upset alert
Anonymous United States No.151437259
>>151437228
Death Valley and Deaf Valley btfo
Anonymous United States No.151437284
Beck seems like the type of faggot that would throw a game for a paycheck
some of those picks look sus
Anonymous United States No.151437318 >>151437329 >>151437414
saban is awful
get him off the fucking show
Anonymous United States No.151437329 >>151437337
>>151437318
hes the only one that actually knows ball
Anonymous United States No.151437337 >>151437343
>>151437329
ball sacks
Anonymous United States No.151437343
>>151437337
Got em
Anonymous United States No.151437352 >>151437487 >>151437658
im going to drink and drive to get beer
.5 mile drive
drank 1/5 of vodka and 5 beers
if i kill someone its on me
Anonymous United States No.151437401
hopefully it's yourself
Anonymous United States No.151437414
>>151437318
hello Pat
Anonymous Italy No.151437481 >>151437913
Stockton hairline is tragic
what's up with UGA players and alopecia?
Anonymous United States No.151437487 >>151437574
>>151437352
just stumble there, fatty. it's half a mile.
Anonymous United States No.151437533
>jellyroll
fucking kill me
Anonymous United States No.151437574 >>151437699
>>151437487
>walk on the highway
im good bro
Anonymous United States No.151437658
>>151437352
Urban you've gotta do your show!
Anonymous United States No.151437661 >>151437713
If Dan Mullen isn't taking the prestigious Arkansas Job... Why would he take a lesser job at Penn State?
Anonymous United States No.151437699
>>151437574
I think he meant go play in traffic, which you should do dickhead.
Anonymous United States No.151437702
AND WEโ€™RE CUMMIN
TO YOUR CITAYYY
Anonymous United States No.151437713
>>151437661
Blackjack and hookers
Anonymous United States No.151437714 >>151439013
UCF Knights () -7.0
Cincinnati Bearcats () -20.5
USC Trojans () +10
Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles () -3.5
Indiana Hoosiers () -26.5
Missouri Tigers () +2.5
Vanderbilt Commodores () -1.0
TEMPLE @ CHARLT Over 47.0
UNLV Rebels () +11.5
Texas Tech Red Raiders () -6.5 (QB DEAD THO)
OREGON @ RUTGERS Over 59.5
UTAH @ BYU Over 48.0
WASH @ MICH Over 49.5 + MICH -4.5
KENTST @ TOLEDO Under 49.5
UL Monroe Warhawks () +5.5
Alabama -9.5
UGA -6.5
Anonymous United States No.151437750
almost forgot to fill out my pick'em
Anonymous United States No.151437769
Lane Kiffin looks like Richie Rich if he got busted for tax evasion
Anonymous United States No.151437841
IU and #cigissmokin about to set an ncaa record with points against my spartans today :|
Anonymous United States No.151437861
thread theme: https://youtu.be/VWoIpDVkOH0
Anonymous United States No.151437868 >>151437883 >>151437942 >>151437986 >>151438332
Wait nu-country is just white r&b
Anonymous United States No.151437873
liberals btfo
Anonymous United States No.151437883
>>151437868
yup sad isn't it
Anonymous United States No.151437913
>>151437481
anglo genetics
Anonymous United States No.151437942 >>151437986
>>151437868
wasn't it always just that + cowboy larp twang for the past 35 years
Anonymous United States No.151437961 >>151437981 >>151437998 >>151438030
how is pat mcaffee so rich
Anonymous United States No.151437981 >>151438030
>>151437961
i think he gets paid a lot of money
Anonymous United States No.151437986
>>151437868
>>151437942
For a couple of decades it was rural themed pop music. Turning it into jungle music is simply more devolution.
Anonymous Italy No.151437996
Diego Pavia has a bright future as a college gameday clown when he retires
Anonymous United States No.151437998 >>151438030
>>151437961
took his punter money and invested it in Nvidia and Palantir in 2021.
Anonymous United States No.151438030 >>151438042
>>151437961
>>151437981
>>151437998
Pat McAfee has a five-year deal with ESPN worth approximately $85 million, which includes his role as a weekly analyst on "College GameDay" and the production of "The Pat McAfee Show." ESPN is also looking to extend his contract beyond 2028 due to his significant impact on their programming.
Anonymous United States No.151438042
>>151438030
PMS is extremely cringe but it's the only sports program without wamen
Anonymous United States No.151438053 >>151438068
>oklahoma -4
>vandy -2
No way they donโ€™t cover right?
Anonymous United States No.151438068 >>151438106
>>151438053
My nigga Urkel finna slap that chokie ass frfr
Anonymous United States No.151438106
>>151438068
Sellers will get sacked like 10 times
Anonymous United States No.151438158 >>151438216
>James Franklin interview in 15 minutes
Guess I'll be jerking off
Anonymous United States No.151438166 >>151438184 >>151438191 >>151438227 >>151438251
im gonna gain so much weight today and drink heavily. I hope next week i can get my drinkign and eating under control again.
Anonymous United States No.151438176 >>151438190
>oh my God is that a retired boomer couple... travelling
Anonymous United States No.151438184 >>151438230
>>151438166
im gonna drunk drive and get food and beer soon
wish i had some adderall
Anonymous United States No.151438190
>>151438176
the tummy behind them.....
Anonymous United States No.151438191
>>151438166
>I hope next week i can get my drinking and eating under control again
Anonymous United States No.151438216
>>151438158
This is gonna be the most bland, say-nothing, coachspeak and cliche-filled interview ever
Anonymous United States No.151438227 >>151438241 >>151438250
>>151438166
feels bad knowing I lose a /cfb/ bro to diabetes/alcoholism every year
Anonymous United States No.151438230
>>151438184
I wish you had some cyanide
Anonymous United States No.151438241
>>151438227
>feels bad
nah wish it was more
Anonymous United States No.151438250 >>151438262
>>151438227
hopefully you gain two in my place
Anonymous United States No.151438251
>>151438166
All you need to do is find ways to burn more calories
Get one of those small treadmills or stepping machines off the tik tok shop and use it for 5-10 minutes, several times a day
you don't need a fancy routine or gym membership, literally calories in calories out is all that matters
Anonymous United States No.151438262 >>151438337
>>151438250
oh like you want more redditors taking the place of the aging demo of /cfb/
Anonymous United States No.151438263
Head Football Coach of the Colorado Buffaloes Deion Luwynn Sanders Sr.
Anonymous United States No.151438269
I think this jelly roll fellow should be drawn and quartered
Anonymous United States No.151438273 >>151438350
dylan roof about to win a scholarship
Anonymous United States No.151438277
please shank the fuck out of the football and hit jellyfatroll in the head and kill him
Anonymous United States No.151438298
wiggers should fuckin die
Anonymous United States No.151438306
Anonymous United States No.151438308
>jelly kickers
Anonymous United States No.151438314
>jelly roll
Anonymous United States No.151438327
blankenship ruined my life with his faggot kick in the rose bowl
Anonymous United States No.151438330 >>151438353
OH SHIT THEY GOT THE KICKIN' SOIJAK OUT HERE
Anonymous United States No.151438332
>>151437868
Or is r&b just black people covering country songs?
Anonymous United States No.151438333
>inb4 he misses
Anonymous United States No.151438337 >>151438367
>>151438262
I for one will continue to post >texass >back 50 years from now
Anonymous United States No.151438341
>mcafee called shitrod the best kicker in sec history
>bamaโ€™s kicker a few years ago that plays for the vikings now has the most points in ncaa history
Anonymous United States No.151438350
>>151438273
fucking kek
Anonymous United States No.151438352
did he not get drafted?
Anonymous United States No.151438353
>>151438330
When will we start seeing wojaks for GameDay signs?
Anonymous United States No.151438356
inb4 he breaks his toe
Anonymous United States No.151438357 >>151438499
>getting serenaded by fucking jelly roll pre-kick
can't blame him if he misses the fuck out of this shit
Anonymous United States No.151438363
>psychology kickers
Anonymous United States No.151438366
>random amateur student kickers
Anonymous United States No.151438367
>>151438337
Anonymous United States No.151438402
What is stopping Franklin from getting a cushy FS1 gig for 5 years while he waits to claim his $50 million?
Anonymous United States No.151438407 >>151438585
how the FUCK is this possible?
Anonymous Italy No.151438442
humiliation ritual
Anonymous United States No.151438445 >>151438495
>gt +4 vs duke
free money
Anonymous United States No.151438446
really coach? you were shocked?
Anonymous United States No.151438466 >>151438503
>tan coaches
Anonymous United States No.151438468
Why would anyone humiliate themselves like this
Anonymous United States No.151438489
Fire Ferentz, hire Franklin
Anonymous United States No.151438495
>>151438445
this but the opposite
Anonymous United States No.151438497
who cares make a timeslot on sportscenter for this shit
Anonymous United States No.151438499
>>151438357
why is this obese wigger everywhere now? getting applause for losing 200lbs and he's still 400+ kek
Anonymous United States No.151438502 >>151438525
Anonymous United States No.151438503 >>151438571
>>151438466
Isn't he black? Or is he Vin Diesel white?
Anonymous United States No.151438514
>black coaches
Anonymous United States No.151438516
>DEI hire crybaby hour
Anonymous United States No.151438519
what an absolutely ridiculous interview
this is fucking propaganda
YES HE'S GOOD ON TV
HE'S A BAD BIG GAME COACH
this is a Franklin commercial
oh, he doesn't understand why he got fired?
this is embarrassing for everyone involved
Saban is being retarded too, if he lost those games Bama wouldn't "appreciate" losing to Northwestern and UCLA
Anonymous United States No.151438521 >>151438555
all the streaming sites are shit now....
Anonymous United States No.151438525
>>151438502
10-2, loss to USC
Alamobowl or whatever
Anonymous United States No.151438544
why does he keep saying "we"?
Anonymous United States No.151438549 >>151438561 >>151438567 >>151438579 >>151438587
Give me a lock for the 12pm slate RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Anonymous United States No.151438555
>>151438521
>not watching college football all day in an airport bar chatting up floozies
Anonymous United States No.151438561
>>151438549
Dukies over the Rambling Wreck
Anonymous United States No.151438562
they didn't even ask him ONCE about the horrible record against good teams, they just lobbed softballs
absolutely pathetic
Anonymous United States No.151438567 >>151438728
>>151438549
Eastern Michigan +12.5
Anonymous United States No.151438571 >>151438606
>>151438503
He's not "black" unless it helps him land a TV gig
That whole segment felt like a test to see how well he does on TV
Anonymous United States No.151438576 >>151438590 >>151438591
What are the must watch games today?
Anonymous United States No.151438579
>>151438549
North Dakota St over Indiana St
Anonymous United States No.151438585
>>151438407
solich curse
Anonymous United States No.151438587
>>151438549
Baylor ML
Anonymous United States No.151438590
>>151438576
me vs ur mom, im going to show the results of hard work and discipline on the field of play
Anonymous United States No.151438591
>>151438576
Baylor @ TCU should be fun
Anonymous United States No.151438594 >>151438631
The anti-vaxx chuds are now 5-2. First time since 2015 that Cal has reached five wins this early in the season.
Anonymous United States No.151438602
that interview was lame as hell
Anonymous United States No.151438606 >>151438644
>>151438571
Makes sense. His contract had a stipulation that whatever salary he gets from the next program to hire him before 2031, that number offsets the $50 mil buyout. He will sit tight in a studio and wait to claim his due from the pedos
Anonymous United States No.151438609 >>151438638
>le dorky pathetic white guy
Heh
Anonymous United States No.151438620
i was kind of feeling that fortnite dance guy
Anonymous United States No.151438631 >>151438656
>>151438594
I'm glad I was perpetually high and drunk for this period in human history
Anonymous United States No.151438638
>>151438609
he gonna be cozying up to some big georgia booty tonight, southern black sistas can't resist those moves
Anonymous United States No.151438644
>>151438606
2031 is a long time off for a coach when wants to be out there coaching. As fun as spite can be, if he's out of the game for that long, it could destroy his ability to get another P2 gig.
Anonymous United States No.151438651
>Klubshit out
Does Clempson lose another?
Anonymous United States No.151438656
>>151438631
Enter: Downie UT
Anonymous United States No.151438659
>Jaxson Fart
Sometimes simple is best
Anonymous United States No.151438692 >>151438717
>pick guru is 11-10
Anonymous United States No.151438693 >>151438717
SUPERDOGS IS ON
Anonymous United States No.151438704 >>151438717 >>151438723
why does anybody listen to this "steve" retard? a random fan from any crowd could pick better.
Anonymous United States No.151438716 >>151438739
I like the endzone aesthetic you get with stadiums under construction
very dawgful
Anonymous United States No.151438717 >>151438727 >>151438728
>>151438692
>>151438693
>>151438704
4chan Superchuds picks?
Anonymous United States No.151438723
>>151438704
bring back Bear
Anonymous United States No.151438724 >>151438735
South Cackalacky WILL beat the Sooners
Anonymous United States No.151438727
>>151438717
Arkansas will lose
Anonymous United States No.151438728
>>151438717
>>151438567
Anonymous United States No.151438729 >>151438742 >>151438748 >>151438996
Jelly Roll is the most astroturfed โ€œcelebrityโ€ I have ever seen.
Anonymous United States No.151438735
>>151438724
I hope so. Cocktober has been flaccid so far.
Anonymous United States No.151438739
>>151438716
No this shit ruined mizzou's field, they got rid of the white rocks and seating field
Anonymous United States No.151438742
>>151438729
This is the first time I've heard of him
Anonymous United States No.151438748
>>151438729
he just shows up randomly and the host says "Whoa, it's that obese wigger with face tattoos that everyone knows and loves!!" I don't know what his appeal is supposed to be.
Anonymous United States No.151438749
OD-POO
Anonymous United States No.151438752
Ah Saban took a bite after Pat, maybe he is cool
Anonymous United States No.151438753 >>151438761 >>151438773 >>151438779 >>151438795 >>151438802 >>151439017
I'm forcing myself to attend my college's homecoming game today. What should I expect?
Sim Anon United States No.151438754 >>151438852
Anonymous United States No.151438760 >>151438960 >>151452126
Jess Sims
Anonymous United States No.151438761
>>151438753
no reach around after the gay sex
Anonymous United States No.151438762
Jelly roll makes music for people who have their kids as their FB profile picture, but donโ€™t have custody of them
Anonymous United States No.151438773 >>151438776
>>151438753
Stanford?
Anonymous United States No.151438776 >>151438800 >>151438805
>>151438773
Not even close.
Anonymous United States No.151438779 >>151438824
>>151438753
current student or alum? regardless, you should try to have a good time
Anonymous United States No.151438795
>>151438753
Lackawanna County Community College?
Anonymous United States No.151438797
Shut the fuck up everyone SuperDogs are on right now (8 minutes ago)!!
Anonymous United States No.151438798
>10 day youtube trial
>hate it more than streams in 2 mins
shit wont work in librewolf even
Anonymous United States No.151438800 >>151438858
>>151438776
Rutgers?
Anonymous United States No.151438802 >>151438989
>>151438753
6 7
Anonymous United States No.151438803 >>151438819 >>151438831 >>151438838
How does Jackson Arnold do it? Halfway through the season, having played some of the top teams in the nation, and not even one INT. What kind of magic is this?
Anonymous United States No.151438805
>>151438776
Samford
Anonymous United States No.151438813 >>151438825 >>151438861 >>151438926
Why is popular music always the most awful, ghetto slop?
Anonymous United States No.151438818 >>151438989
67
Anonymous United States No.151438819
>>151438803
can't throw a pick if you just get sacked on pass plays, give this man his Heisman already
Anonymous United States No.151438824 >>151438848 >>151438860 >>151438871
>>151438779
Current student. I don't actually give a shit about my school's football program (it isn't good), but I figured I should go anyway. I don't want to regret not doing anything while I was in college in the future.
Anonymous United States No.151438825
>>151438813
What do you listen to?
Anonymous United States No.151438830 >>151438847 >>151438881 >>151438913 >>151439056
GOLDY!
Anonymous United States No.151438831
>>151438803
hard to throw picks on check downs into the dirt
Anonymous United States No.151438838
>>151438803
look at how many pass attempts he has this season
Anonymous United States No.151438847
>>151438830
>haha omg how is it THAT small
Anonymous United States No.151438848 >>151438871
>>151438824
Many ragets to come in the future, youngblood. Just don't think too hard about it
Sim Anon United States No.151438852 >>151438882
>>151438754
Anonymous United States No.151438858
>>151438800
Closer geographically, but my school is a lot smaller.
Anonymous United States No.151438859 >>151438872
Will we ever have a legend like Tebow again?
Anonymous United States No.151438860
>>151438824
go and then find your way to the after parties and fuck some drunk sluts brains out
Anonymous United States No.151438861
>>151438813
Think of how dumb the average person is, then realize half the population is even dumber than that.
Anonymous United States No.151438871
>>151438824
>I don't want to regret not doing anything while I was in college in the future.
That's the right mindset but you have a lot of time ahead of you so enjoy this phase of your life and >>151438848 is correct
Anonymous United States No.151438872 >>151438928 >>151438930
>>151438859
baker was and is better
Anonymous United States No.151438878
sim anon was cooler would be made WebMs
Anonymous United States No.151438881
>>151438830
>haha please donโ€™t spit on me and humiliate me
Sim Anon United States No.151438882
>>151438852
Anonymous United States No.151438913
>>151438830
>when you can't get it up after a 2 hour succubus session
Anonymous United States No.151438926
>>151438813
Jews use mongrel race culture to corrupt the majority culture of their host nations. To sum it up, parasite activity.
Anonymous United States No.151438928
>>151438872
As an NFL player ofc but his college career pales in comparison to Tebowโ€™s.
Anonymous United States No.151438930
>>151438872
doesn't compare to "the promise"
baker is that guy though
Anonymous United States No.151438956 >>151438974 >>151438992 >>151439003 >>151439013 >>151439018
Can Vandy beat lsu
Anonymous United States No.151438960
>>151438760
pure sex
Anonymous United States No.151438963 >>151438985
why is Des always yelling
Anonymous United States No.151438974
>>151438956
i betted vandy -115 ml
Anonymous United States No.151438985
>>151438963
hes always happy and black. at least hes never ogga boogin
Anonymous United States No.151438989
>>151438802
>>151438818
STOP
Anonymous United States No.151438992
>>151438956
maybe
Anonymous United States No.151438996
>>151438729
His song about how it's ok to be white trash because it also means you don't know better than to do stupid things is rather catchy.
Anonymous United States No.151439003
>>151438956
Sure, why couldn't they?
Anonymous United States No.151439013
>>151437714
>>151438956
yes im a god at cfb betting
Anonymous United States No.151439017
>>151438753
Hot girls who won't give you a second or even a first look.
Anonymous United States No.151439018
>>151438956
Eh maybe who cares
Anonymous United States No.151439032 >>151439041 >>151439055 >>151439067 >>151439077
I had a 6 leg flex parlay, and I almost won $300, but Nebraska didn't score any kicking points, so fuck them and I'm glad they lost.
Anonymous United States No.151439041 >>151439060
>>151439032
>I had a 6 leg flex parlay
stopped reading right there, kys
Anonymous United States No.151439055
>>151439032
>muh parlay
you are retarded cattle and have nobody but yourself to blame
Anonymous United States No.151439056 >>151439070
>>151438830
Goldy poster finally got caught taking creep pics.
Anonymous United States No.151439060
>>151439041
too based for most of this board
Anonymous United States No.151439067 >>151439093
>>151439032
>parlaytards are posting on my board
Anonymous United States No.151439070
>>151439056
he got caught last year leaving the school/pics tags on the post before deleting it
Anonymous United States No.151439077
>>151439032
parlays are the easiest way for the casinojew to get you
Just either vpn, drive, or have someone else place bets for you in a place where it's legal.
Anonymous United States No.151439083
What do we think of teasers?
Anonymous United States No.151439089 >>151439153
Miami paid beck four million wingwangs for those interceptions and now doesn't control their path to the ACC Championship game

Point at them and laugh
Anonymous United States No.151439093
>>151439067
absolutely gaped
Anonymous United States No.151439098 >>151439124 >>151439284
>Georgia Kek vs. Dook

Who ya got?
Anonymous United States No.151439124
>>151439098
This is a Haynes King board
Anonymous United States No.151439126 >>151439156 >>151439169 >>151439189
Jokes you you fags
Finna make $1k on this
Anonymous United States No.151439128 >>151439139 >>151439140 >>151439176 >>151439226 >>151439721
if you have ever made a bet, gambled, or bought a lottery ticket you are a retard
Anonymous United States No.151439131 >>151439142 >>151439147 >>151439178
who the fuck is jelly roll?
Anonymous United States No.151439139
>>151439128
You post on 4chan
Anonymous United States No.151439140
>>151439128
you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman
Anonymous United States No.151439142
>>151439131
Ich bin ein berliner
Anonymous United States No.151439143
are we all watching vandy?
Anonymous United States No.151439147
>>151439131
Some wigger rapper astroturfed by the jewish music industry
Anonymous United States No.151439153
>>151439089
Does Beck have a FanDuel/DraftKings account?
Anonymous United States No.151439156
>>151439126
Anonymous United States No.151439162 >>151439202
What if Michigan State beats Indiana today
Anonymous United States No.151439168
I can't believe how soulless and awful college game day is without Corso. This shit sucks.
Anonymous United States No.151439169
>>151439126
>I JUST NEED ANOTHER WEEK
Anonymous United States No.151439173
>Bee You Why
Anonymous United States No.151439176
>>151439128
poker and sports betting are based if you have skill and know ball. not even close to the same category of retard as lottery tickets and slot machines.
Anonymous United States No.151439178
>>151439131
no, the real question is WHAT is jelly roll
Anonymous United States No.151439179 >>151439184 >>151439187 >>151439193 >>151439212
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Anonymous United States No.151439184
>>151439179
Severing your balls off and roasting them on an open fire while Christmas carolers sing in the background
Anonymous United States No.151439187
>>151439179
Based
Anonymous United States No.151439189 >>151439216
>>151439126
my god anon, have some self respect
Anonymous United States No.151439193 >>151439206 >>151439220 >>151439294
>>151439179
You have 4 sec wins at home in 4 years
Anonymous United States No.151439202
>>151439162
Make posts of shit
Anonymous United States No.151439206 >>151439219
>>151439193
They're the best college football team retard
Anonymous United States No.151439212
>>151439179
Surely you can't be serious
Anonymous United States No.151439216
>>151439189
who of that loses?
im right
Anonymous United States No.151439219
>>151439206
Best at sucking cocks
Anonymous United States No.151439220
>>151439193
Auburn never loses, they sometimes just run out of time.
Anonymous United States No.151439226 >>151439266
>>151439128
Growing up my dad would always say how great it would be to win the lottery. Or like when we win the powerball blah blah blah. I always hated that loser mentality like start a business nigga.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439242
Tessitore looks like he's on drugs rn
Anonymous United States No.151439246
that fat cop trying to run KEK
Anonymous United States No.151439255 >>151439277
Let me guess, if ND loses to USC, they'll still be ranked because everything is fake and rigged.
Anonymous United States No.151439261 >>151439283 >>151439348 >>151439359 >>151439461
Anonymous United States No.151439266 >>151439307 >>151439574
>>151439226
boomer parents wasting tens of thousands of dollars on lotto tickets and vegas slots when they could have left it to you when they die (after spending another few hundred thousand of dollars on end of life care)
Anonymous United States No.151439268
START THE GAMES ON TIME YOU FUCKING KIKES
Anonymous United States No.151439277
>>151439255
nah they are out but usc will win
lemon is a best and they can run it well
Anonymous United States No.151439283
>>151439261
15,631 days is too long ago, we should try it again
Anonymous United States No.151439284
>>151439098
Duke easily, Diaz going to be coaching for the Penn State HC job.
Anonymous United States No.151439291 >>151439316 >>151439331 >>151439370 >>151439376
is there any reason to watch this LSU/Vandy bloodbath? we all know they're frauds
Anonymous United States No.151439294
>>151439193
One win for each Auburn race. You should appreciate the beauty of the symmetry.
Anonymous United States No.151439307
>>151439266
Exactly. Fucker could have been buying Apple stock instead of fucking scratch offs.
Anonymous United States No.151439316 >>151439335
>>151439291
vandy are not frauds, no one thinks they are serious contenders for anything besides a couple funny upsets
Anonymous United States No.151439322
>Gus Johnson
Anonymous United States No.151439331
>>151439291
Confirming Brian Kelly as the white James Franklin
Anonymous United States No.151439335 >>151439361
>>151439316
I was talking about the tiggers...
Anonymous United States No.151439341
>what's that coming down the track
butchered
Anonymous United States No.151439348
>>151439261
based BYU
Anonymous United States No.151439352
lsu sucks
vandy wins
Anonymous United States No.151439354 >>151439363
pat was an inch away from throwing a Roman salute there
Anonymous United States No.151439359
>>151439261
Damn, BYU really is based.
Anonymous United States No.151439361
>>151439335
they has multiple interpretations there
Anonymous United States No.151439363 >>151439372
>>151439354
oh my heck, good thing he didnt!
Anonymous United States No.151439370
>>151439291
Armchair scouting
Anonymous United States No.151439372
>>151439363
>heck
we say science in these parts
Anonymous United States No.151439376
>>151439291
>implying Vandy is fraudulent
Anonymous United States No.151439382
erm what the fauci
Anonymous United States No.151439392 >>151439400 >>151439407
The Georgia Kek meme ends today.
Anonymous United States No.151439400 >>151439413 >>151439519
>>151439392
>another case of retard not knowing how to pronounce kek
Anonymous United States No.151439407
>>151439392
kek does not rhyme with tech retard
Anonymous United States No.151439409 >>151439424 >>151439445 >>151439447 >>151439486
For me it's gingers
Anonymous United States No.151439412 >>151439443
ACC operations center is the most based thing n sports, aside from cheerleader tunmmy
Anonymous United States No.151439413 >>151439519
>>151439400
>he pronounces it "keek"
Anonymous United States No.151439416
I fucking hate every retarded Indian that works at google so much
Anonymous United States No.151439424
>>151439409
I wonder if she's fat and walled now
Anonymous United States No.151439430
What's with this reffie behind the scenes footage?
Anonymous United States No.151439442 >>151439458 >>151439467 >>151439568
For context, Bill Incelichick:
>won 0 division titles on the Browns
>then got fired
>won 0 division titles on the Patriots without Brady
>then got fired
>was then passed over by every NFL team
>is 2-4 at UNC
>will probably get fired before the season is over
And some retards still consider him the greatest coach of all time.
Anonymous United States No.151439443
>>151439412
i mgith be drunker than i thought
Anonymous United States No.151439445
>>151439409
Basado
Anonymous United States No.151439447
>>151439409
is this a female
Anonymous United States No.151439452
after today's win over LSWho, will vandy be a top 10 team
Anonymous United States No.151439458
>>151439442
Tom Landry was better
Anonymous United States No.151439460 >>151439487
imagine going to a poverty school like vandy
Broken Ohayล !!mh0Pbh3UmVq United States No.151439461
>>151439261
But they're still doing that today.
Anonymous United States No.151439467 >>151439481 >>151439521
>>151439442
He did go 11-5 one year when Tom was hurt. Probably the one time in his life he wasn't a Brady babby.
Anonymous Italy No.151439476 >>151439522
Arizona and Houston possible shootout
Anonymous United States No.151439481 >>151439499
>>151439467
he had most of the 18-1 roster though
also Cassell wasn't some bum scrub
Anonymous United States No.151439486 >>151439514
>>151439409
haha who is this
Anonymous United States No.151439487
>>151439460
>Vandy
>poverty
Anonymous United States No.151439492 >>151439531 >>151439537
>>151436746
The good news about this troon moving on to different girls is that the best slampig will only have the good version of her posted.
Anonymous United States No.151439499 >>151439521 >>151439530
>>151439481
and he didnt put that team together?
Anonymous United States No.151439514
>>151439486
May Marmalade
Anonymous United States No.151439519
>>151439400
>>151439413
Idiots, it's pronounced:
kษ™k
Anonymous United States No.151439521 >>151439544 >>151439569
>>151439499
They came to play with Brady. No one wanted to play with his teams when Brady wasnโ€™t on them.
>>151439467
How many playoff games did they win? They made the playoffs right?
Anonymous United States No.151439522 >>151439538
>>151439476
you're not allowed to say that word
Anonymous Germany No.151439526
These soulless AI ads are pissing me off
Anonymous United States No.151439530 >>151439596
>>151439499
how about I put you together faggot
Anonymous United States No.151439531 >>151439622
>>151439492
Oh so there's two trannies that don't know how to make macros now it's not just you
Anonymous United States No.151439537 >>151439563 >>151439564 >>151439584 >>151439952
>>151439492
>slampig
that chick isn't even fat..
Anonymous United States No.151439538
>>151439522
Sorry
>Arizona and H**ston possible shootout
Anonymous United States No.151439544
>>151439521
>How many playoff games did they win? They made the playoffs right?

I mean, 11-5 gets you into the playoffs like 98% of the time. The AFC was just stacked that year. But I agree with your general premise that Bill was carried by Brady for most of his career.
Anonymous United States No.151439548 >>151439556
>Mo Bamba plays again
who asked for this future
Anonymous United States No.151439556
>>151439548
jews
Anonymous United States No.151439563
>>151439537
Braphogs are what slampigs were years back, the new cutoff is 190lbs
Anonymous United States No.151439564
>>151439537
Even her fingers are fat bro. I got bad news for you Deontavius, you fuck fat chicks.
Anonymous United States No.151439568
>>151439442
he made the playoffs with Mac Jones, that's something right?
Anonymous United States No.151439569 >>151439976
>>151439521
what about the first three superbowls when brady wasnt the pull?
Anonymous United States No.151439572
>returner made it to the 40
>lsu tackler celebrates
Anonymous United States No.151439574 >>151439606 >>151439714
>>151439266
>boomer parents wasting tens of thousands of dollars
kek this is my family, they even sent me photos of their "winnings"
Anonymous United States No.151439579
Lspoo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439583
>he's got moxie
Lmao
Anonymous United States No.151439584
>>151439537
She's fat for college. What I thought were fat girls in highschool and college would be the thinnest girls on the market when you're 30. Girls just don't stop growing.
Anonymous United States No.151439589
lsu is shit
Anonymous United States No.151439596
>>151439530
you sound like a FSU fan
Anonymous United States No.151439605 >>151439621
>talking about how Pavia was under recruited coming out of high school
that was 6 years ago, dude is 24...
Anonymous United States No.151439606 >>151439672
>>151439574
my grandpa is dust bowl tier poor and has a lottery ticket scratch off youtube channel with like 12 subs
Anonymous United States No.151439608
Let's go blue!
Anonymous United States No.151439621
>>151439605
Brandon Weeden?
Anonymous United States No.151439622 >>151439661 >>151439748
>>151439531
Itโ€™s called a kornheiser you fucking newfag.
Anonymous United States No.151439624 >>151439647 >>151439670 >>151439690
Announcers are already annoying when they do the overly familiar thing with QBs when they call him their fist name, i.ei. "Tom back, looking, completes it!" or how Nantz would always lovingly call Roethlisberger simply "Ben"

But Tess is annoying enough as it is before calling Garrett Nussmeyer "Nuss"
What an insufferable faggot
Anonymous United States No.151439626
damn homie got lit up
Anonymous United States No.151439627
get rocked nerd
Anonymous United States No.151439647
>>151439624
I wanted to watch that game too, but i cant stand that nigger. also great points on Nance. Pretencious cunt he is.
Anonymous United States No.151439653
michigan aint got that dawg in em
Anonymous United States No.151439661 >>151439858 >>151439991
>>151439622
A kornheiser is a type of macro zoomer
Anonymous United States No.151439667
get kelly fired jock
Anonymous United States No.151439668
game is so boring that gus isn't even talking about it, he's just rambling about chili
Anonymous United States No.151439669
imagine hating Joe TesiChad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439670 >>151439737
>>151439624
I hate when people do this with celebrities like they know them
Anonymous United States No.151439672
>>151439606
kek
Anonymous United States No.151439676 >>151439694 >>151439700 >>151439755 >>151439773 >>151439893 >>151440083
I'm 35 and never went to college, do you think I could walk on at some D2 or FCS school? I'm 6'2 180 and run a 12 second 100 yard dash
Anonymous United States No.151439687
underwood is a $10 million retard
Anonymous United States No.151439689 >>151439705
>watching 4 games at the same time
>nobody can move the ball
Anonymous United States No.151439690 >>151439769
>>151439624
what's wrong with that, what if they have a last name like Tua's that nobody wants to try and pronounce
Anonymous United States No.151439694
>>151439676
no
Anonymous United States No.151439700
>>151439676
If you can you catch a football then WR, if not then DB.
Anonymous United States No.151439705
>>151439689
Defense baybee
Anonymous United States No.151439706 >>151439729 >>151439808
duke wins the ACC
Anonymous United States No.151439714
>>151439574
I love when retards brag about winning $200 on pull tabs like yeah you spent $2,000 first.
Anonymous United States No.151439721 >>151439761 >>151439772 >>151439924
>>151439128
don't even begin to put lottery tickets on the same level
lottery tickets are a literal tax on the stupid by the smart, rich class
gambling or betting at certain games at a casino or making the occasional sports bet can be won with some good foresight and cunning as long as you have a plan and don't go too far
powerball and lottery are pure setting your money on fire
the only more pathetic people are the ones sitting at a bar all day playing keno
Anonymous United States No.151439729
>>151439706
duke doesnt win the ACC
Anonymous United States No.151439730
>Puke
Anonymous United States No.151439732
BUZZ BUZ BUZZ NIGGERS!
Anonymous United States No.151439733
>dookie
Anonymous United States No.151439737 >>151439768 >>151439948
>>151439670
I agree with the sports announcers doing it, but I think you have a little autism otherwise. if we're talking about norm macdonald, I'm not going to say his full name every time in the conversation, that's retarded.at the same time if we're talking about tom cruise I'm going to say cruise instead of tom. it depends on the person I guess.
Anonymous United States No.151439738
Duke what was that
Anonymous United States No.151439741
Lel what
Anonymous United States No.151439743
>DOOKIE
Anonymous Italy No.151439746
>fluke
another coach chokes the pedo state invitation
Anonymous United States No.151439748
>>151439622
>kornheiser
we call it the whyguy around these parts, nufie.
Anonymous United States No.151439752
>dook
Anonymous United States No.151439755
>>151439676
lol no
Anonymous United States No.151439761 >>151439913
>>151439721
>as long as you have a plan
retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439768
>>151439737
Yeah if the name is a mouthful like Norm's it's ok
Anonymous United States No.151439769
>>151439690
Nuss
Mey
Er
it's three syllables, it's not even in the same ballpark as Tua's name
It's just "Tess" trying to be buddy buddy and cool
He's fine with boxing but he's an absolute cringefest in CFB
Anonymous United States No.151439770
>lspoo
Anonymous United States No.151439772 >>151439913
>>151439721
ok keep shoveling more money into the burners man
Anonymous United States No.151439773
>>151439676
>run a 12 second 100 yard dash
and then you shit your depends and are out of commission for the next month holding your back

high school kids run a 10.5 and laugh at you while doing it again 2 seconds later
Anonymous United States No.151439777 >>151439847
Duke always plays like ass the first quarter. Idk why this team canโ€™t just play well all 4 quarters.
Anonymous United States No.151439780
>LSpoo
Anonymous United States No.151439787 >>151439821
my poverty vandy birds
Anonymous United States No.151439793
LSPOO
Anonymous United States No.151439795
LSPoo will be unranked by the end of the year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439797
Is Pavia a bastard son of Coach O's?
Broken Ohayล !!mh0Pbh3UmVq United States No.151439799
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151439803
what time do the tortillas fly?
Anonymous United States No.151439808
>>151439706
This anon knows
Anonymous United States No.151439809
>basketball schools
Anonymous United States No.151439818 >>151439861 >>151439871
Name a better mascot than the Albert the Gator
Anonymous United States No.151439821 >>151439850 >>151439883
>>151439787
How do you feel about Ivy League schools who literally pay for elite talent
Anonymous United States No.151439825 >>151439853
If Indiana ran up the score on Illinois why shouldn't everyone bet on them to beat my sharty by 100?
Anonymous United States No.151439829
>meat chicken
Anonymous United States No.151439836 >>151439860 >>151439870 >>151439894
>Gaylor v TCPoo turning into rain game sloppa
Anonymous United States No.151439840 >>151439859
shit sport
Anonymous United States No.151439847
>>151439777
Because you touch yourself at night
Anonymous United States No.151439849
>El Es Poo
Anonymous United States No.151439850 >>151439900
>>151439821
name 1
paviea is 30 years old
Anonymous United States No.151439853
>>151439825
Betting is really dumb
Anonymous United States No.151439856
LSUsissies....
Anonymous United States No.151439858 >>151439925 >>151440010
>>151439661
Words change meaning over time, boomer unc.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151439859
>>151439840
t. Brian Kelly
Anonymous United States No.151439860
>>151439836
thanks anon, just tossed it on my second monitor
Anonymous United States No.151439861
>>151439818
Mike the Tiger
Anonymous United States No.151439870
>>151439836
Rain turns the Bizarro Bears into a favorite I think
Anonymous United States No.151439871
>>151439818
Rufus the Bobcat
Anonymous United States No.151439883
>>151439821
I think itโ€™s based. There is some sort of pipeline from Ivy League schools to Duke. Lots of our linemen transfer from the Ivy League schools for grad school to play.
Anonymous United States No.151439888 >>151439903 >>151439908 >>151439921 >>151439923 >>151439927
fucking neighbor is mowing the lawn on a fucking saturday with cfb on
Anonymous United States No.151439893 >>151439906
>>151439676
There are lots of Division III schools that would be happy to have you on their football team.
Anonymous United States No.151439894
>>151439836
>bet on a passing stack from this game
>O/U is 66
>tune in to find out the game is outdoors on rainy grass and both offenses look like shit
Happy Saturday lads
Anonymous United States No.151439895
Just put $40 on the Sooners. How fucked am I
Anonymous United States No.151439900
>>151439850
Literally all of them lol but you have to have an endowment of at least $15 billies
Anonymous United States No.151439903 >>151439921
>>151439888
Got to mow the lawn Sunday before NFL starts.
Anonymous United States No.151439905
can't believe miami lost last night, guess notre dame only has 1 quality loss on their record now =[
Anonymous United States No.151439906
>>151439893
yeah for the tuition money lol
Anonymous United States No.151439908
>>151439888
Fucking boomers
Anonymous United States No.151439913 >>151439968
>>151439761
>>151439772
playing cards at a casino or with your friends for $50 now and then or putting a few shekels on a game you have a strong feeling about/stats to back it up is a completely harmless thing to do
moderation is the key, as with everything
you guys sound like you teach DARE
grow a set of balls
Anonymous Italy No.151439916
It feels like any ACC and BIG12 winner will be outsmoked badly in the post season
Anonymous United States No.151439917
Washington DRAGON
Anonymous United States No.151439920 >>151439937
I bet literally my sons future ability to go to college on LSU bros. I am all pale and sick to my stomach right now I am physically ill from this stress.
Anonymous United States No.151439921 >>151439944 >>151439959
>>151439888
>>151439903
what shithole do you live in that you have grass to mow in october?
Anonymous United States No.151439923
>>151439888
gg that's me :^)
Anonymous United States No.151439924
>>151439721
The expected return per dollar for parlay is about the same 50% as the lottery, though longer parleys have expected returns as low as 15%.
Anonymous United States No.151439925 >>151440020
>>151439858
>ur new
>n-n-no! ur unc!
you just defeated yourself with a paradox anon, it's over my good sir
*tips new era ND fitted*
Anonymous United States No.151439926 >>151439946 >>151439949 >>151439969 >>151439980 >>151439997 >>151440013 >>151440109 >>151440470
2017 Bama @ Vandy i saw a cute ass blonde girl in black overalls with a striped shirt a few rows in front of me and after the game i stalked instagram for photos at vandys stadium until i found a pic of her that a sorority sister had tagged her in and i looked at her profile and saw she had a story at pins mechanical barcade downtown so i ubered there and bumped into her and offered to buy her a drink and she said no and i left and have jacked off to her instagram probably at least 3x a week since then, she is married and doesnt even live here anymore also
Anonymous United States No.151439927 >>151439941
>>151439888
I have a battery powered mower that's quieter
Anonymous United States No.151439937
>>151439920
Take out a loan and bet on one of the afternoon games to make it back
Anonymous United States No.151439940
>ywn have sweaty, passionate sex with Paviaโ€™s spicy Latina MILF mom
Anonymous United States No.151439941 >>151439970
>>151439927
yeah, except it dies after 30 minutes and takes 4 hours to recharge, so it takes you 5 weeks to mow your 1/4 acre
Anonymous United States No.151439944
>>151439921
coast of NC
Anonymous United States No.151439946
>>151439926
when is your suicide
Anonymous United States No.151439948
>>151439737
But would you say "Andy" or would you say "the Swedish-German"?
Anonymous United States No.151439949
>>151439926
that's a terrible story anon
Anonymous United States No.151439952
>>151439537
Not yet.
Anonymous United States No.151439955
>college kickers
Anonymous United States No.151439956
Mensah is not a bad qb. Is he the >black qb thesis
Anonymous United States No.151439959 >>151439993 >>151439999 >>151440000
>>151439921
I have a beautiful backyard that needs to be mowed Iโ€™m not really following your logic
Anonymous United States No.151439963
>college kickers
Anonymous United States No.151439968
>>151439913
keep shoveling more cash into the fire hahaha cope
Anonymous United States No.151439969
>>151439926
Anonymous United States No.151439970
>trashington
>>151439941
If you have multiple batteries you can charge one while you finish the rest of your lawn
Anonymous United States No.151439971
>college kickers
Broken Ohayล !!mh0Pbh3UmVq United States No.151439972
>college kickers
Anonymous United States No.151439976
>>151439569
He wasnโ€™t the pull? Then why were those teams 5-13 and the worst team in the league before he started? And then magically they became a dynasty?
Anonymous United States No.151439980
>>151439926
true love <3
Anonymous United States No.151439984
Anonymous United States No.151439990 >>151440002 >>151440004
>>151431031
new
Anonymous United States No.151439991 >>151440103
>>151439661
So why are you too retarded to make it properly?
Anonymous United States No.151439993 >>151440011
>>151439959
I'd hardly call a 10x10 plot of grass a "backyard"

t. 2 acres for the homestead and 20 acres for farming
Anonymous United States No.151439996 >>151440019 >>151440097
>>151434288 (OP)
What image was deleted?
Anonymous United States No.151439997
>>151439926
I would never admit to that
Anonymous United States No.151439999 >>151440006 >>151440034
>>151439959
Your wife asked me to mow your lawn. Is that cool with you?
Anonymous United States No.151440000 >>151440034
>>151439959
I think it depends on climate. Some places that get colder earlier in the season lack grass growth. You probably live in an area that stays warmer into fall/winter.
Anonymous United States No.151440002
>>151439990
fuck off
Anonymous United States No.151440004
>>151439990
Anonymous United States No.151440006
>>151439999
Thanks man
Anonymous United States No.151440008
>coach primate
Anonymous United States No.151440010
>>151439858
>be wrong
>erm ackchyually words le change
Stop doing this
Anonymous United States No.151440011
>>151439993
I have an acre you dumb rube
Anonymous United States No.151440013
>>151439926
At least you had the balls to talk to her and offer her a drink.

In general you gotta think about getting girls like fishing and not like hunting. You canโ€™t pick which one you target. You just put your work out there and see who you can get to bite it.
Anonymous United States No.151440019
>>151439996
YJK
Anonymous United States No.151440020 >>151440103
>>151439925
Your attempt to change the meme has failed. It will never catch on no matter how many times you post it. No matter how many OPs you create. The original is the one and only correct meme. Tradition is valued here.
Anonymous United States No.151440025
>dead tigger
Anonymous United States No.151440034
>>151439999
based get

>>151440000
garbage get
Anonymous United States No.151440055
shit dpi call
Anonymous United States No.151440074
This Ethos commercial chick has a 6 head lol
Anonymous Italy No.151440079
>>151440073
>>151440073
new
Anonymous United States No.151440083
>>151439676
>walk on at some D2 or FCS school?
No.those are genetic athletes. If you were one you wouldn't be 35 asking this question.
You could walk on at a juco or d3. If you pay tuition you're on the team.
Athleticism is only 10% of what playing football is. Skills and techniques and mental toughness.....good luck
Anonymous United States No.151440090
TURN AROUND AND INTERCEPT THE BALL IT'S NOT HARD
Anonymous United States No.151440097
>>151439996
The "Let's kill all black coaches" image.
Anonymous United States No.151440099
Baylor and TCU
these niggas SUCK
Anonymous United States No.151440103 >>151440248
>>151439991
>>151440020
I think you retards are seriously confused, I've never posted or tried to make a kornheiser because they're gay. I'm just saying that neither of the new guys even know how to make one
Anonymous United States No.151440109
>>151439926
for fucks sake, dog
Broken Ohayล !!mh0Pbh3UmVq United States No.151440133
>Warshitton
Anonymous United States No.151440248
>>151440103
>the new guys
There are no accounts here, redditard. We have no idea who youโ€™re talking about.
Anonymous United States No.151440351
The formula never fails
Anonymous United States No.151440470
>>151439926
I've done the same thing with exgf nudes desu not sure if I'll get over her. Pins is a really fun place, been there several times when in Nashville for work trips.
Bar usually well stocked with a decent bourbon selection.
Shame about the yellow haired lass.
Anonymous United States No.151452126
>>151438760
Imagine the taste familiams...