Thread 151438784

KO 5:30pm UK

FulhamI: Leno; Castagne, Andersen, Cuenca, Sessegnon; Berge, Iwobi; Cairney (c), King, Wilson; Jimenez.
>Subs: Lecomte, Tete, Reed, Bassey, Adama, Kusi-Asare, Kevin, Diop, Smith Rowe.

Arsenal: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka (c), Trossard; Gyokeres.
>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, White, Martinelli, Norgaard, Nwaneri, Merino, Lewis-Skelly, Dowman.

G'day to you all gentlemen, specially the esteemed formautist.

Nice to see the TV channel in the image, but I fear that the blind /sp/ posters who are only using text-to-speech to follow along with the text content of the match thread wiill be unable to see that information.

>>151438924
Bet you can't see this then

drinking tonight what we

whhat a game a palarse

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANTI CAZORLA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANTI CAZORLA

Stream?

ppv.to

got meself a mint hot chocolate, how about you lads how will you be watching the ol matchy

where is everyone

>>151439953
/sp/ is dead m8

>>151439953
arsenal customers just stay in their containment thread and no one else cares about the match evidently

Oof, right into Zooby's Mendies

>>151439986
This.

>>151439987
Even the Arse customers are barely interested.

Harry Wilson is a proper bagsman. I wish him and Bowen could play together

>>151439953
I'm watching college football

london derby this

>>151440102
Based

>>151439987
Why are those faggots allowed to have a thread? No other major sports team has a general. I am not count /mug/ lel

>defender leans in to attacker
>attacker moves
>defender falls on his arse
>retard ref gives defender a free kick

many such cases

>Arsekwab spended 85 million on Jokeres
Kek. Scammed by Sporting.

>Arsenal bottling the chance to go top
Like pottery

Shlockeres has gotta be stronger than that like come on

Eze & Gyokeres are shitters

wake me up when there is a set piece

Literally thought Cauliflower was a girl and got confused

Gyokeres has touched the ball twice in the opening 20 minutes

>>151439953
united don't play until tomorrow

Shlockeres

I like listening to french commentary to learn the language

What’s happening gooniggers

>>151440292
what football related french words have you picked up on so far

starting to like that pacey Blegian

Did try to tell people Gyokeres was shite. Did you listen? NO.

Pundits were really saying Goysloperes was going to be top scorer

>>151440292
ohlálá quelle frappe

>>151440365
Cadeux = gift

There's just no attacking style from Arsenal

who else /drinkingalone/ here

Arsenal matches are fucking brutal to watch

>>151440504
Would go get some cider but literally can't be arsed to put on trousers

>>151440572
Beat me to it

>>151440504
i did that last night cuz my wife was supposed to stay at her folks but she ended up coming home and now I'm grounded as well as hungover as fuck

>>151440572
>>151440617
>mfw Tony burns millions signing the guy from Buzzfeed

>>151440504
Me, but wife and kids went to my mother in-laws for a while. I am gonna watch sports & get sauced up on whiskey to see how angry my wife gets when she gets home and sees I didn't accomplish anything productive.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Floperes

>punch your own teammate in the head
>stop play due to a head injury
Why don't more teams utilise this strategy?

>Anthony Taylor it's all about you
BOOM. Got his ass.

Arsenal must be the luckiest club in the world, every time they play somebody they have an injury crisis or go through bad form

That'll get the noggin joggin

Heem'd

Playing this shit, Arsenal are not potential champions

So many fakers at this Fulham team. Getting sick and tired of their bullshit

DOOSH!

>>151441179
it's called "selling" and tony demands it of his players

Can I take this time to post, Sir Mick Jagger, happy 82nd birthday this year

These niggroes gonna cost me money today

>>151440675
What does your wife expect you to have accomplshed when she arrives home?

>>151441213
kek

Bretty poor so far. Cammmm on score will ya

oh saka is playing

A derby game without at least 5 cards is a shit game.

London is soulless.

>>151441256
Clean up the garage, spray the property w/weed killer, replace one of the bathrooms toilet pump. I am not feeling it. I'd rather get drunk & watch sports. I'll get up 5am tomorrow and do that stuff.

there really is no good reason to watch arsenal games

>>151441462
it's probably the whitest good team in the world

Really brutal going from Bournemouth Vs CP to this. Saw that two on three break Arsenal had with Timber and who knows who else and I knew it, I felt it in my bones that it would just peter out

Eze has been ghost

>>151441568
It's almost as if a player that was at Palace until 27 isn't that good

>/sp/ is dead
pls don't leave me bros

>>151441568
Halloween's coming up, he's been practicing his ghost impression

Might watch the Iris Affair because the Irish lass is quite fit but I bet it's woke nonsense

>>151440134
No idea. Genuinely bizarre.

>>151441213
Someone tell that to the Bucks

EVERYONE BE QUIET

THE SLOP HAS RESTARTED

Crockeres

omds they're actually losing against fulham

I CAN'T SCORE

the fuck is happening to the audio feed

Fucking NBC and their shit audio crew

Does Trossard have that illness that Solid Snake does that makes you old? Really tired eyes and grayish hair.

>>151442121
he looks proper fucked don't he

>>151442121
He always reminds me of Lee Hendrie for some reason.

>>151442158
Never noticed how downy he looked 2bh

Team is completely different without Martin Odegaard man

>>151442221
theyve all been telling me theyre better with that Zubimendi lad
what happened to that

no.audio would be better than muting every two seconds

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD SHOT YOU'VE SENT TO THE SKY HARRY WHAT THE FUCK

>>151442244
Nah Zubi was supposed a Thomas Partey replacement. I don't like the idea of relying of Merino again

VAR tried to Rob arsenal for them to score a minute later kek

STOKESENAL STRIKE AGAIN!

We can't let this lot win the league man this is terrorism

your set piece, sir

>Don't concede
>Score from a set piece
>Win
How do you stop this

BOSSARD

Stoke fc

>Open stream
>See players celebrating
>Immediately feel like it was a set piece goal before I even saw the replay
Such is Arsenal

>>151442103
how have they not fixed it yet

>1hr of slurping low block football
>arsenal 1-0 from a set piece
Yeah this slurping sport has been ruined

>favorite porn site dropped the performative id outrage schtick
hell yeah weekend's back on boys

Just tuned in, has Gyokeres done something?

Come on. Emile Smith-Rowe equalizer, let's have it

haha they scored from a corner again. pathetic

>Fulham dropping like flies
Did they perform for AEW or something?

>>151442444
Qrd?

arteta is basically ainge with a set piece coach

ERA

>>151442531
couple of states a few years ago started requiring "id verification" to see "adult content," my state put similar legislation into effect about a month ago...now it looks like there's so little traction in enforcing it that none of the sites give a fuck anymore lmao

NO ERA

No era

no era

world class tackle

he gets the fucking ball AND it's outside the box

>>151442523
All they can manage is shitty corner goals as they're a shit team
>*does pooing and farting noises*
shit shit shit

if this is given im going to kill myself

why does arsenal always get threads? is it because you're mad wogs have conquered your lands and you think you'll get a symbolic victory if they lose?

>>151442624
for real, would've been a real shame if they gave a penalty for that

>mick jagger in the stands
Gigajinx'd fulham is winning this game

Shart is gonna have a hissy fit

>Sumo thread has more posts than a Large Six PL game
It's over

game's still paused lmao just make the call and get on with it

What a diving bastard

gotta say these nfl style explanations have been great so far

>>151442670
the sumo in london is kino in fairness

>saka's reaction
fucking kek

NO ERA LMAO ARSELEL GET FUCKED

Thank you based refs. I still can't see Fulham scoring though.

Took they're fackin time

Saka should be booked there for diving, springing off the ground into a clump with zero contact from the defender. Genuine scummy behavior from the scummiest club in the prem.

>replay meticulously shows the foul before the ball touch

>still get the wrong decision

VAR works. refs don't. get in AI sexbots instead

they are doing this on purpose
they know its not a penalty but because everyones been moaning about it they are showing that refs do overturn VAR too

>>151442701
Nothing new there, that's how you got to the final in euro 21

hey sorry can someone define "clear and obvious" for me
does it mean 10 minutes super slow mo 900 angles and then go look at a monitor for 3 minutes? thanks

>>151442737
good post

>>151442718
Harry Wilsingz will save us

Nah that wasn't a penalty.

>>151442763
clear and obvious for everyone with eyes
now FOY

>>151441710
It's less dead and more just aging.
Zoomers don't like sports as much as they like Anime and Video Games. We're all a bit older and more normal than other boards so on a Saturday Evening we're likely committed to doing things.
I'm a yank so it's mid afternoon for my, but in 3 hours I'm gonna be in the thick of human socializing until probably about 2 in the morning. I'm 35, I have shit to do because it's Saturday Night. There's drinks to be had, people to be talked to, bullshit to be spewed

>>151442158
who in turn reminds me of james tarkowski

>>151442791
thats not a very good definition if you have to use the term in the definition
maybe try again but better

no idea why traore is still in the bench

>>151442824
FOY

>>151442737
He's a good boy with GCSEs

>>151442807
>35 and out until 2 in the morning
m8 that's fucking depressing

>>151442860
It's okay if you do it every so often to relive the glory days or for a special occasion.
It's sad if it's your routine.

>>151442807
Based

>>151442847
someone warn this guys wife shes in danger, his footy team is losing again

>>151442907
FOY

>>151442888
>relive the glory days
even sadder actually

>>151442907
FOY

>>151442935
>never had glory days
Feel bad for you.

>>151442952
>he clings desperately to part of his past
Feel bad for you.

>Fulham defender doesn't get the ball bit fouls gyokeres
>no penalty

>Fulham played gets the balls but fouls saka
>no penalty

They're just desperate not to award penalties. Who's on VAR? Is it that England guy?

arsewank on the cards

>>151442860
it's just natural for some people. my wife likes to party until dawn. I don't get the appeal but it comes naturally to her and some of her friends. we're always the last to leave. we're 30.

>he has a social life
what a complete loser

>>151442860
a lot of couples spend the entire night in swing clubs

CROCKERES IS SO FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN

Gyokeres is genuinely shite.

>>151442977
idk I just like getting my dick wet and drinking booze.

Floperes skying it into row Z with his giant donkey hooves

>>151443004
>>151443021
no children by 30 might as well kill yourself honestly

gf just moaned from the other room for some reason

>>151443067
'

>>151443055
sounds like you're still 22 mentally

>>151442977
>seeing old friends and having a nice drinkypoos is desperation
I'm sorry you have such deep regrets about a live not lived. Please try not to kill yourself as you decline into old age.

eze carrying these bums

hahahahaha what a pathetic fucking dive lmao

Floperes all time stinker. What the fuck was that dive.

>>151443101
m8 you yourself said the phrase "glory days." the very idea is tied to regret

>>151443101
>drinkypoos
Think you might be gay m8

>>151443148
It's just common parlance. If you don't have anything to look back fondly on from the days where you were at your most youthful that's very sad. Anyway, this isn't your fucking therapy session, buck it up you cunt.

>Talking to people
>Ever
Genuinely had no idea there were such pathetic people on this board.

>>151443067
I prefer my hedonist life to your settled down life.

>>151443067
i'm trying to but you don't know how it's like in here we're all poor as fuck. there's a reason guatemalans go to usa to give birth, the third world sucks

>>151443171
>he never had a drinkypoos with his best chums
full of shut in weirdos this board

>>151443067
i might have one out of wedlock, you never know

>>151443193
We don't sign our posts here

>>151443193
you can appreciate your youth without putting it on a pedestal, sounds like you're the one grasping for something here bud

>>151443203
like i said, sad

>>151443238
You've taken a stock phrase that just means 'to have a drink with old friends' and spun it into some hyperbolic tragic mess. Clearly you're repressing feelings of regret and lashing out as a result. I'm sorry, again, that you feel this way. Let's leave it there.

Gyokeres was a God, just give him the ball and he would tank and trick the defenders, he saved Amorim job at Sporting after a shocking 4th place. Ruined Sporting and Arsenal, by leaving

>>151443290
even brasileirão bums make it in the tuga league

>>151443286
yeah, you surely meant nothing by the "stock phrase" you willingly used without prompting. sure thing, m8

>>151443290
you have a very very low standard league, spending 70m on a player that got outscored by Chuba Akpom was retarded

>>151443290
Clearly your league is shit, full of retard defenders.

not trying to be weird but what is with fulham and all these hench black lads with long hair

>>151443322
Yeah people tend to use stock phrases willingly and without being prompted. They are stock phrases, their whole point is to grease the wheels of conversation by being easily understood aphorisms that don't need to be explained. That is, unless, you're speaking to a fucking mong.

>>151443364
nfl phenotype

>>151443309
Only good if they go to Porto. As soon as I see a Brasileirão player get signed by Benfica or Sporting I already know it's a flop.

don't rate Iwobi or Traore or Sessegnon, simple as

>>151443376
>i never actually MEANT "glory days"! i just SAID "glory days"! this makes you the idiot somehow

>>151443419
Do you know what I think?

>>151443266
we're all wired differently. I don't care that you like your quiet family life. Good on you, I have a few friends like you and they're delightful people.
But I'm a grimy city boy who works in nightclubs and winds down at pubs we have to exist too.
This world is better if we have nice conservative moms and dads having kids they teach tradition and friendly liberals having kids eventually who they play their underground music for and rarely talk about the decade before they had you and all you know is mom had a rhinoplasty and misses her old nose and dad had a lot of dodgy bosses before he got in the union but dated a musician who had to go to rehab

>>151443426
>I'm autistic and take everything literally time to derail yet another thread and then wonder why I had no friends growing up
kek okay pal

>>151443450
>I'm a grimy city boy
dawg you are almost forty years old. you need therapy

>>151443450
>eventually who they play their underground music for and rarely talk about the decade before they had you and all you know is mom had a rhinoplasty and misses her old nose and dad had a lot of dodgy bosses before he got in the union but dated a musician who had to go to rehab

Some players just belong at a certain level and that's clearly the case with Gyo and the tugao. It's also mean towards Sweden giving them false hope by propping up their shitters.

>>151443454
>i say things i don't mean and then wonder why my posts don't make any sense
sounds about british

3 points in the bag

Viktor Gyokeres does his mask like a retard and he's shit. Simple as

Gyokeres is there to be a relentlessly aggressive attacking sperg, so Ødegård and Saka can get more space

Gyokeres is good. Unlike all the overhyped ngubus and mutts.
Same with wirtz, they just need time.
But pissak and ekitike will end up being the real flops

>>151443491
What do you think therapy is?

>>151443652
hopefully the place that helps you realize you're nowhere near a "boy"

>>151443606
Back to >>>/pol/ with your brown brothers

>>151443730
Sorry for insulting your precious ngubus, i didnt know how much you loved them

>>151443751
>i brought race into this. that means you are somehow obssessed with race, like i am

>>151443935
Immediately jumping to defend random ngubus is not obsession, yes

>>151443676
I'm young at heart and spirit.
We live different lives, what brings us together for a couple hours on a Saturday afternoon is a soccer match. We shouldn't condemn each other for living different lives.
I was about 22 when I figured out this is the life I want. I could have been a lawyer, a journalist, a quiet analyst in a museum checking the historical relevancy and writing copy about 19th century artists and leaders, but instead I do what I do.
One day you and your wife are gonna be bored with the same old, you're gonna see a guy like me at the club, checking your id and making sure you respect the performers. Shaking you up a cocktail or pouring your pint. Hell one day your wife may want a train run on her and you'll need a guy like me for that.
One day I'm gonna need to phone up a guy like you because something happened with an account or a check or something.
Lets just be happy that for 24 hours a day our world has people working. I'm glad you're happy, don't be bitter I'm happy too.