Thread 151439500

Protect (you)rself at all times

are you watching the PFL Africa 3 broadcast

Clozapig's disgusting disfigured deformed demented dead mommy's maggot minge bubbling and squirting Somalidaddy dick juice.

Gooby fucking SEETHING that John Cena will be remembered for longer, and far more fondly, than he ever will be.
Also seething that Cena would give him the 'FU' and heem his midget ass STIFF.

>>151439546
hell yeah these dudes are black as shit bro

>>151439500 (OP)
I'll never understand boxers/fighters/whatever always denigrating wrestling. We all know WWE is fake, but it's meant to be entertaining and dramatic. Cena is good at what he does, which is entertain people.

>>151439546
nah I'm reading archived threads from 2-3 years ago

>>151439570
here's why that's a good thing

>>151439555
Cody has plans for Cena

>>151439546
Fer suure

wait a minute tom aspinall is just a fat guy that throws punches really hard. i got gane by masterclass

>>151439582
Gooby even stole Vince McMahon's money walk. He's a mark, and he's working himself into a shoot.
>>151439598
OH SHIT

Finland is a fat pedo nonce who should be hurled off a building.

>>151439500 (OP)
Based

>>151439646
Excellent and factual post...

>>151439546
Fer suuure

Dick and balls

>>151439638
you’re marking out retard conor is just playing the heel against cena. do you think he’s actually offended by a luminous orange shirt

>>151439610
Why are there so few north africans?

Reinier de Ridder vs. Brendan Allen
Kevin Holland vs. Mike Malott
Marlon Vera vs. Aiemann Zahabi
Manon Fiorot vs. Jasmine Jasudavicius
Charles Jourdain vs. Davey Grant
Kyle Nelson vs. Matt Frevola

>>151439500 (OP)
>flares his lats like he’s holding suitcases when he walks
>hope on roids only to look natty with red skin
Cena mogs him so hard it isn’t funny.

>>151439680
I don't know. It's hard to tell if Gooby is being serious or not because he's a fucking drug addicted Mick now.

fuck luminous orange shirts

>>151439598
Now THAT will put butts in seats

Big VINCE should heem that midget stiff for trying to copy his walk.

In October of 2023, a finnish man ordered two pizzas. What he could not comprehend in that moment was the ramifications of sharing his order on a local gay hookup app called /heam/. This blog post would cascade into a series of events resulting in a disabled naval veteran's cultish devotion to reliving the interaction on a daily basis.

>>151439726
>2 pedophiles, a BBC obsessed freak and Jesse Ventura

>>151439703
Kill yourself faggot!

>>151439744
It was a really good deal too free delivery

>>151439744
Well said.

>>151439759
Nah

HEEEEEEEEM

>>151439751
That's Sarge b

>>151439778
Yeah.

>>151439788
yeah I knew in retrospect, Ventura would never hang with those dudes

I miss jamahal I wish him the best in pfl

The last thing the maggots in Clozapig's disgusting disfigured demented deformed dead mommy's maggot minge see every night.

It's up!

https://youtu.be/hOzrR0UQd9s?si=-1A2GoBOSswONFKu

>>151439884
wow

>>151439881
Excellent post.

>>151439726
BASED

>>151439907
Yeah.

HUGE McMahon needs to climb onto Conor's yacht and shit on his head

Clozapig, oh clozapig won't you please quit munching your dead mommy's minge?

Gooby got the wwe manchildren seething

>>151440012
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEREEEEEM

>'clozapig' posted 337 times since feb 2024
can't go 48 hours without having to post about some finnish anon that may or may not be here

Fight day

>>151440085
tbf he usually is here

https://youtube.com/shorts/9R_NDktYf20?si=X_80KqWRGHYAuxjj

Aljo is a victim :(

>>151440085
You're a victim :(

>i break guacamole, brazza
SOON

>>151440130
iron mike chandler could have saved him

>>151440161
absurb take but ok

>>151440085
Spamdaddy got you searching the 'chives counting posts on a Saturday playa!

oh boy the greentext replies I'm definitely the one seething

Playa Hader

can't wait to post screenshots of your melty in 2-3 years

>>151440429
MMA?

>>151440429
Only ranked canadian fighter btw

>>151440429
how many times has holland fought this year?

>>151440429
I used to fuck a girl who looks exactly like croden, tons of girls look like her up here hope she wins

>>151440522
4, this is the 5th one

>>151440512
holy fuck he looks exactly like you, you must be proud.

>>151440565
OHHHHHH!!!

>>151440368
Clozapig isn't gonna let you fuck his disgusting disfigured deformed demented dead moldy mommy's maggot minge unless you're a Somalidaddy dude.

>>151440563
impressive

>>151440429
What the hell happened with kyle nelson beard

Cowardice
Humiliation
Mallot

Real fighter shit test. If you can’t bring yourself to play a female character in a video game because you feel like a rape target when you do. You base your understanding of fighting on the real world and not anime.

15,000 hours in wow maybe 10 of them on a female character

>>151440512
Cheeto has that 1,000 heem stare already.

>>151440606
He got tired of being mistaken for Guram

>>151439744
Kek

>>151440676
That is because you are a troon sir

Don't be looking for wives in miami

>>151440676
>15 000 hrs in WoW
damn playa

>>151440618
GSP-esque performance by Mallot here.

>>151440767
Gonna have to ask you to turn on your monitor, Sir.

>>151440767
Ok so playing a female in a video game for 15,000 would make me less of a transsexual than playing a male

Got it

>>151440813
okay its turned on now!

279 grams of straight drop out the pot

>>151439500 (OP)
Conor is seething because if he was a few inches taller he could work for the WWE.

Reiner The Nigger

>>151440898
no sorry, that. actually makes you an virgin

>>151440944
vance?

>>151441077
Factual post sadly.

wtf happened to the flags?

>>151440808
All I did during the trump years was blast 1rm on the bench and deadlift, take walks, and play wow battlegrounds while listening to podcasts and asmr.

Then my psychiatrist got arrested for kiddie porn, my mom forced me to move to a nigger state, my dad died, my sister got married to a skinhead, and my body exploded with and I started turning into a werewolf irl.

In the process I ended the career of a small time ufc fighter who thought anime was going to make up for a 200lbs of muscle difference.

damn PFL sucks

>>151441077
You know when you fuck a girl doggystyle with your bwc and her pussy muscles contract so violently that they let off a massive snapping sound and you think that she just suffered a massive spinal injury and she starts crying but says she is ok

I got a boner remembering it ngl…. What am I even doing here

>>151441227
trying to impress a bunch of strong gay men that would heem you (and then rape you) I fear

honestly? Im impressed.

>>151441077
raped that virign

>>151441307
only because you want to heem and rape him first

>>151439703
de Ridder
Holland
Vera
Fiorot
Grant
Frevola

>>151439638
>Gooby even stole Vince McMahon's money walk.
Vince stole that from some other guy whose name I don't remember.

>>151441307
you sound strong

Steal? more of an homage.

>>151441457
Vince has been doing that walk since like 1987...

>>151439703
RDR
Holland
Zahabi
Fiorot
Grant
Nelson

>>151441291
I put a ufc fighter in the hospital several months ago

He’s still there sucking down opioids praying to Jesus to fix his spinal column LOL

>>151441549
Say who or stop larping

>>151441549
I'm impressed

>>151441037
Based post.

>>151441572
The DA in my county doesn’t believe in arresting people for attempted murder

I know he doesn’t have health insurance I’m not going to let people give him money

He must suffer

>>151441457
Proofs?

>>151441307
Props for knowing what being impressed is.

I've murdered 5 UFC fighters, but the murders were so brutal they couldn't even report them. And if you think I'm playing you'll end up just like Casey Kenney.

what the helllllllllll dis racist shit

>>151441572
macy chiasson

>>151441549
Levels

DricBEAST

>>151441637
It wasn’t murder it was clear cut self defense

For me? Perosnally? Artichoke pasta gran padano and lemon juice drizzle

>>151441677
ZatDADDY

>>151441637
gregor gillespie bros…

Just beat the shit out of Kalya Harrison. What a dumb whore

>>151441712
I have the FFMI of a silverback gorilla

badass haka

>>151441704
I wasn't talking about your little dork shit get out of my face

>>151441508
And he stole it from someone else and went backstage and asked if it was too obvious.

For a male silverback gorilla:
Average weight: ~160–200kg
Estimated body fat: ~10–15% (gorillas are quite muscular and lean)
Lean mass ≈ 85–90% of total weight ~136–180kg
Height: ~1.7m (standing upright)
Let’s calculate FFMI using an example:
Take lean mass = 160kg
Height = 1.7m
FFMI
=
160
1.7
2
=
160
2.89
≈
55.4
FFMI=
1.7
2

160

=
2.89
160

≈55.4
Even if we use lean mass = 140kg:
FFMI
=
140
2.89
≈
48.4
FFMI=
2.89
140

≈48.4
So male silverback gorillas have an FFMI roughly between 48–55

>>151441817
I heard your kid was sick I hope he gets better.

>>151441850
Proofs now homppeli

>>151442032
Learn to google, it will be helpful in life.

only two more hours until thirty minutes of commentary/promos before the first fight

first fight is wmma

>>151439703
Hard-RDR
Malott
Zahabi
MANon
Jourdain
Nelson

>>151441656
forsen

>>151439500 (OP)
>failed Mr. Olympia
pro wrestling is unironically 100 times more respectable that pro bodybuilding

>>151441617
Larp confirmed, you overshared and revealed it's all BS. He doesn't need permission to start a Go-Fund-Me.

Jon Jones was bricked up whilst playing with Hasbullah in MMAGurus latest video. Not only is Jon gay, but he’s a pedophile as well. Is this the best base for MMA?

Why are UFC wmma "athletes" so gross?

>>151439703
RdR
Malott
Zahabi
Jasudavicius
Grant
Nelson

>>151442260
you can see a nipple. not cool bro.

>>151442214
I haven't watched since Attitude Era when I was a kid, but I don't know how anyone can talk shit about pro-wrestling. Of course it's just a show, nobody thinks it's real, but people still like to be smug about 'heh... it's LE FAKE!'. Are One Piece of DBZ real? Why is it only pro-wrestling people like to go 'smug midwit' on. Anyways, these guys are part stunt-man part actor, you can't say what they do is easy because their life expectancy is like 55.

>>151442260
heem peepee

>>151442332
I agree, pro wrestling is essentially live action anime and its fans should be treated like the virgin nerds they are

>>151442249
I'd love to stuff that little mcnugget into a woodchipper

>>151442458
Excellent post.

>>151442260
I’d have vigorous sex with this woman

Sneed actually beat up a dude while everyone else here larps about heeming

how the FUCK can I watch this from Canada?

>>151442514
Factual post, I beat the fucking shit out of that stupid fucker too man

>>151442514
proof?

Madam Xneed got xher prostate beat up by his BBC daddy.

Holy fuck what a spinning elbow heem in Oktagon just now

>>151442542
Is that oleysyaliberman?

>>151442560
This post is devastatingly accurate and factual I'm Arabic

>>151442447
Fair.

>>151442557
Escambia county arrest records I'm afraid.

>>151442578
good call man that was nice buddy went right out

>>151442595
its Auh-leece

>>151442260
Those are fake? Or no?

Sneed is actually a legendary poster around here. People need to show some fucking respect.

>>151442634
just check the records for "Sneed", 0 results
try nice bucko

sneeb

>>151442667
Honestly? Respect for respecting Sneed.

Snood > Sneed

>>151442678
Check for Dirty Diaper Tyla

>>151442635
I'm the only guy in here watching fights in other promotions -_- oktagon has great fights

>>151442721
PFL has been boring so far, KSW has been meh too.

I used to buy dope from Sedriques Dumas, he drives a badass Maserati

>>151442721
woah bro you watch fights??? you watch the fights my man?? you watch?

>>151442515
the real question is why would you want to watch?
doumpied chinned zebo in seconds, baki will most likely do the same

All the calculations have done. Tomala is gonna die.

>>151442801
occult tattoo

I bought a bag of flour trying to be passed off as a bag of coke from Phil Baroni and Stephen Bonnar. I knew it wasn't coke, especially given how they wouldn't stop giggling, but I still bought it anyway for the experience.

Is Conor Mcgee short enough to legally qualify as a midget?

>>151442759
I watch I watch I watch I watch I waàaaaaatch

>>151442801
>The job is done
This mentality is exactly the reason he always loses to good fighters. The fuck do you mean the job is done nigga? You haven't even weighed in yet. The job has LITERALLY not even started.

>>151442895
Time is a fat circle

>>151442919
An oval

dulatov has a brother in oktagon?

>>151442999
in many ways

how do you spell RDR's name? Reinier as in German spelling of "ei" and "ie" the way you say "yes"?

Lel that European wigger lip syncing his rap then just giving up and putting the mic away

>>151442801
You retards said this shit leading up to the Jones fight too, and we all saw how that went down.

>>151441656
I bet this shit is full of bangers. They probably deserve my money more than UFC.

>>151442999
Dude has like 6 brothers and 3 of them are also models/fighters

>>151443134
good to know and I see they're giving him easy fights

>>151442070
Sounds helwani

Boner Jones

>>151443108
there's been a couple head kick kos other than those they've been grapling a lot so far

>>151443134
Chama more like shawarma

>>151442788
Yes but I want to SEE it happen. Also wanted to bet a couple coins on Zebo because Baki is overrated and Zebo is underrated.

Let’s be honest here bumfights is basically pro mma

holy shiiiiiiiit, i'm so hyped for Reinier de Ridder vs Brendan Allen

>>151443161
Oktagon is definitely trying to bring back can crushers. The chick in the co-main, which they are trying to push heavily will face a chick from PowerSlap later on.

Joe rogan suga tank posting starts now

I am going to the card tonifht but I have had bedbugs in my room for the past 2 months. Kind of confilcted

>>151443134
Pooratan.

all the stream sites have this weird overlay blocking the screen telling me to turn off adblockers and when i turn off adblockers i cant even click play on the stream

>>151443638
That's disgusting stayvun

>>151443657
Even shrimp?

>>151443638
There are a couple of ways of dealing with bedbugs.
One - move.
Two - plant fresh bean leaves under your mattress and everywhere you can before going to bed, overnight the bedbugs will go suck bean leaf juice instead of your blood.

>>151443092
Yeah but Jones is good

I love Debussy, sometimes all I can think about is Debussy.

Who cares if Jon is gay? I mean, seriously? What difference, at this point, does it make?

Ooh he got her in the muay Thai clinch

>>151444008
Based Mexican does not care about the height or reach difference

>>151444008
Unacceptable in 2025. People are fucking disgusting!

>>151444008
Based goonhead

How do you get rid of a fetish?

anyway how does WMMA end up with such volatile results?

>>151439703
R.d.R.
Big Kev
Alleymann
Da Vicious
Dangerous Grand
Steamrollin

>>151444008
Lanklets LMAO when will they learn

>>151444243
Jerk off to it so many times in a single day you get sick

>>151444243
develop a more refined fetish

He posted no proof of Vinnie Mac stealing anything

>>151444243
Vitamins and prayers brother hh

>>151444291
same reason low level promotions are volatile

>>151444495
HH

Nigga HH

Whats up losers i was busy playing BF6 so i wasnt here.

>>151444691
Busy playing with your dead mommy's maggoty minge I'm afraid.

>>151444691
did ya win?

>>151444720
You don't really mean that :(

>>151444720
Excellent post.

>>151444746
I never lose.

>>151444747
You're right, I am not afraid.

>>151444752
It's not though. It's disgusting!

I'm scared.

>>151444243
Stop heeming your meng for a while

>>151439703
De Ridder
Holland
Vera
Fiorot
Grant
Frevola

dont be afraid. dont be afraid to watch it again

You have done your MMA fan duty by going to see Dwayne Johnson's smash hit "The Smashing Machine," right?

Is /heem/ excited for today’s ufc?

>>151444927
the rock is brown brother, HH

Yesterday I told you all I wasn't going to watch the event tonight as I am against watching someone who looks like picrel headline a sub-par fight night
I lied.

>>151444927
Fuck you Dwayne and fuck your shoes too. How bout dat?

>>151444987
Why does that matter? /heem/ has no race.

>>151444986
Hell yeah. Some good fights in this one. Might stay up and watch the whole thing.

>>151444808
Factual thoughever.

>>151439703
RdR
Holland
Chito
Fiorot
Grant
Nelson

>>151444908
>>151444927
Yall leafs think Dennis Oland heemed his father?
He is like a featherweight but sometimes it only takes a barrage of punches or hits with a hammer

>>151439703
RDR
Holland
Vera
Fiorot
Grant
Frevola

7 days until Gane fights.

You don't understand, they called Rampage the N-word

>>151445241
Loses too. Aspinall gonna knock his ass out for good.

Ohhh we did it reddit I made heem predicts posts hurr I'm a fucking faggot who should kill himself

>>151439703
RDR
Holland
Vera
Fiorot
Grant
Nelson

>>151445297
Excellent post.

>>151445297
why'd you sign your post?

>>151445332
Good one retard you totally shouldn't kill yourself!

>>151445358
Okay I won't

>>151445308
Who is this beautiful woman I see on my monitor?

>>151445365
kek he pretended to be the cake so she feeds him icing?

>>151445385
That's Tom Cat from Tom and Jerry.

>>151445297
De Ridder
Mallot
Vera
Fiorot
Grant
Frevola

>>151445358
>you totally shouldn't kill yourself!
im literally to afraid to live up to this generals name

SHOW ME YOUR 10 MINS UNTIL PRELIM FACES

>>151442721
Honestly? Respect. Props for knowing Tommy Fury.

>>151439703
Allen
Holland
Zahabi
Jasmine
Davey
Kyle

>>151445449
it's WMMA first so you might as well make it 40 minutes

>>151445472
I am watching the average UFC top 10 HW fight here

Gane on my knob like corn on the cob

Honestly? Respect for knowing what a tor proxy/exit node is.

>>151445519
that gif has about four times the amount of strikes thrown in an average hw fight

Game thread where?

>>151445671
>>151445671
>>151445671

IT'S UP!!

>>151445657
check in with dc, and order slop

>>151439703
Apple Fridder
Holly
Vera
Anon
Bourdain
Frevola

I despise ariel helwani

Let's hope Oktagon becomes bigger. German Trash TV + MMA is what the world needs.

>>151442788
I CALLED IT you BITCH

>>151439500 (OP)
this quote is 9 years old

>>151442788
Baki bros...

>>151449229
lol, didn't expect him to go full retard and go for the kayo after dominating for 3 rounds my bad m8, I hope you did put your cheeky fiver on a zebo w
anyway good for zebo, he seems to be a decent and humble guy

>>151442788
>>151450334
the REAL Baki would heem anyone in martial arts history with ZERO effort

>>151451675
dude should downgrade to mohammad alai jr

>>151451806
Alai Jr would actually heem everyone too. Even 'low' tier Baki characters have the reflexes, speed and skill of top tier IRL athletes.
They even had a bunch of mma guys get KWAB'd by SumoCHADS

>>151450334
KWAB

picks for tonight, drop them

if u guys are good then ill do a mma comics story time later

Nigguh

>>151450334
Did he die?

The black nigga barely even fucking touched him, its always crazy when you see these KO's on undefeated fighters, cause no way this guy is gonna have a chin after this loss

Absolute robbery.

bo nigger lost again

This embarrassing shit Dutch quitter just cost me so much money. Dutch people are such faggots, their only good fighters are nafris

What went wrong?

The last time someone quit on the stool was shamiel gaziev
RDR is in good company!

>>151456076
Canada's Finest™

Get this off me telly now

...I'm ok with this.

>Get takedown
>Get reversed
>Hold body triangle off bottom
>Gas and quit on the stool
Actually kill yourself De Shitter

The whole MW division should be cut

who hyped these bums up?

BDStards thought this turd was gonna beat Zatdaddy

KNUCK IS LIVE GIH

>>151456164
me
i was like
hell yeah theses niggers are based

Shamefur perormance by de nigger

anvill dropped from highway overpass cars crushed multiple fatalities luke thomas

Bo wins the rematch

Absolutely grim state of affairs when fucking Brendan Allen can beat the #1 contender. At this rate Khamzat might hold the title for a decade.

Just how bad is bo nigger kek

>quitting on the stool against Brendan Allen
Surely RdR has to retire now.

cumshot really gonna be a dominate champ sad times

What you just witnessed WILL NOT END. K-1 is freedom.

Dutchie on suicide watch

>>151456236
Fluffy rapes cumshat

>>151456243
I do not know how a fighter can recover from this.

fluffy’s stock rose tonight and nothing else of consequence happened

Reiner de Nigger fucking sucks

Just how bad is Robert Whittaker?

Who fraud checks the fraud checkers?

This bullshit guy give up alhamdulillah

>>151456270
Fraid zatdaddy pozz and prolapses the fluffussy in round one

Cut Retard de Shidder, and everybody he beat.

fat heavyweight bumfight happening right now on /knuck/

UFC fans deserve this.

Fluffly could've had a career defining domination over De Quitter if he didn't pull out and we woudl be talking about how Fluffly is the next great thing and how he beats Chimaev instead of talking about how shit middleweight is.

>>151456236
>he #1 contender
He didn't beat Imavov though

>>151456351
hell yeah dude just tuned in

>>151456351
are there any title fights tonight

>>151456356
I'm happy

>>151456356
wrong, CANADIANS deserve this. and they got it.

Just how bad is ONE Crapionship?

Great Night for Canadian Chads

Literally how do you recover from this? He's too old to have a Charlesesque career resurgence.

>>151456370
dont know, don't care. it's always a fun watch even if there's no fake belts on the line

take that, snooty dutch assholes!
maybe stop holding your head so damn high and learn to be humble giantfags

DE QUITTER LITERALLY HAD A WORSE PERFORMANCE AGAINST BRENDAN ALLEN THAN BO NICKAL HAD AGAINST DE SHITTER

Knuck slop

>one fight from title contention
>ends up forever known as De Quitter

>>151456377
A pig usually is happy in shit.

>>151456437
Embarrassing trvke.

>fighter loses one fight
>fighter is now a turbocan according to /heem/

wonder how many indians in leaf flags there was in those gamethreads

>>151456462
hell yeah brother

>>151456405
>post a reddit fighter
kys

Was RDR sick or injured? I never thought he was that good but that is a crazy level of cardio failure

I remember saying before that Fluffy would beat RDR and everyone on heem called me retarded
He would have fucking ANNIHILATED this dude. It would have been bad.

>>151456479
Normally I would agree that it's absurd to do this but quitting on the stool to short notice Brendan Allen is honestly so low it's hard to ever recover from that.

fluffy hernandez

This happened because khamzat ended the no technique goofy retard meta

>>151456505
shut up retard

>>151456369
>>151456370
>>151456351
Bots.

>>151456505
>everyone on heem called me retarded
bullshit
link the posts
everyone thought that, you lying sack of shit

Just how shit is Bo Pickle

That’s middleweight for ya

>>151456521
>everyone thought that,
No they didn't

What was this and why did it give Allen power?

>>151456479
>35 year old grappling specialist with shit striking
>Have a fight against a bum who is willing to grapple against you
>Quit
That's far more than just a regular loss.

>>151456512
RDR didn't even look that goofy today. Maybe that was the issue?

Just HOW good are Fluffy Hernandez and Nassourdine Imavov?

best canadian invention: aria six

>>151456479
it is how he lost

>>151456479
Jasmine was always my turbocan

Brendan Allen in the top 4 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Feel bad for heemsters over in the Netherlands right now. Keep your heads up, lads.

Im not gonna lie I stopped watching at the beginning of the third round and judging by the posts I probably shouldn't have watched it at all

PRIDE FC died for Allen vs RDR. We are devolving. MMAs golden age slips ever further into the void. And you dog cunts lap it up.

>>151456555
checked
the iconography of some sort of faustian bargain

>>151456479
Yes

Vettori could get a win here against RDR

brendan allen will probably get strickland or adesanya

so many sad shitters in the MW division

>>151456619
De ridder would've run through the whole pride roster

Ridder could not have lost more aura if he literally shat his pants and browned the canvas

A Kumsplat vs Brendan Allen title defence would be such a brazza moment

>>151456619
There has to be an understanding that this is more entertainment than actual competition. That way you can grant roid use. Problem is westoids get all hung up about legitimacy, though they always find ways around it anyway. Puritanism

you guys are fags all the divisions have decent guys they're better than the era of Thales leites ,demian Maia and Mike bisping

>>151456595
Believe or not Brendan Allen has been in the top 5 in the past

>>151456664
Is MW just HW part 2?

kyle nelson octagon interview was posted 2 hours ago and doesn't even have 2k views

>>151456675
he quit against brendan allen

We lost K-1 super fights with the greatest mma fighters vs kick-boxers in an organisation that actually made them fight because dana white is bald. And you rats see nothing wrong with it.

>>151456695
nate the great fartshart

>>151456691
It's going to be Imavov vs Khamzat unless they want to give Strickland a title shot after he shat himself last fight
Either way the only real danger in the division for Khamzat is Hernandez who himself is a very beatable fighter

MW is the division where the men aren’t small enough to truly be skilled but not big enough to truly be chads

Bo Nickelodeon title run starts now

155 and 170 are the only good divisions right now

>>151456700
185+ has always been shite. It's just roidfags and fatties with no skill.

>>151456555
This was Jan Blachowicz suicide rope levels of reverse curse. Weird shizzle.

Reposting from the matchthread, I think the MW division is on a bit of a weird spot. Imavov didn't immediately call out Chimaev and they were pushing RDR because word in the streets was that he did well when they trained together (Chimaev basically fights people in training he spars all out).

If DDP didn't get so dominated we could have been into a rematch. Caio didn't deliver and he had hype vs Chimaev because he knows his system from helping him train. The two guys who could make an exciting matchup vs Chimaev didn't move through.

Imavov just doesn't spark a lot of conficence vs Chimaev, if Imavov was fighting DDP it could be a cracker but his game doesn't seem to matchup well vs Chimaev.

>>151456721
MMA Joey owns his soul

just book Khamzat vs Fluffy who tf cares atp

>>151456754
>Lets give a guy a title shot off of fucking Roman Dolidze

>>151456737
MMA Fatty should try owing a treadmill

>>151456479
There's literally no way RDR can ever beat a top 5 fighter at 185. No fucking chance. And don't tell me Whittaker was top 5.

It’s only going to be worse knowing Khamzat will only fight once a year at best

RDR only beat Whittaker because of his weird knees. I knew he was shit before he even came to the UFC and I confirmed he was shit when he almost lost to The Shart.

>>151456772
He could beat Strickland

heeeeem'd

Can you actually be called a Champion when your entire division is just pure excrement?

>>151456801
No he couldn’t. Strickland has solid tdd and good cardio

i’m so embarrassed
on behalf of my country i’d like to apologize

>>151456694
I agree with you but there’s no chance of that now especially with who’s in control of the ufc, the sterile corporate demons will drain it of all life and profit.

>>151456768
8 fight win streak fuck off

>>151456770
boiled that freak

>>151456848
It’s not your fault. The root of this evil lands with the demons that mandate the ufc.

Just how shit is he?

Champions should be forced to fight 3 times per year or be stripped.

>>151456878
he should just move to 170

>>151456694
they dont even let them do the IV rehydrating after weight cutting.
they could do that

>>151456829
Barely stopping a takedown from fucking Dricus "The Crucified" du Plessis does not mean you have solid takedown defense

>>151456848
can you explain how the psychology of the dutchman led to that RDR performance?

>>151456911
RDR is literally worse than Dricus though
Dricus took rob down easily

>>151456848
Yousri won and looked fine today

>>151456878
CM Punk would probably beat him.

He straight up just quit. I still can't believe it

>>151456934
The pride of tunis

You won’t like this but it’s the truth, americans have ruined martial arts.

>>151456960
It was the same way he lost to the russian in ONE

cazzies just now figuring out RDR’s prime was six years ago

this is just an exaggerated pitbull/askren scenario

>>151456848
fucking wooden shoe windmill chocolate herring heartlet faggot heemed my picks, my parlay, but most of all, my respect

>>151456848
Show bussy, dutch twink

I c-cannot le continue
*passes away*

>>151456978
He was never good. ONE MMA is bad and the weight classes above 170 are especially dog shit. A robbery over washed Whittaker was his peak

I fucking love watching bellator trash get humiliated. Welcome to the big leagues, De Shitter.

be. mike. malott.

Has anyone ever quit that pathetically before? He didn't even take any damage.

>>151457003
It was his peak achievement but definitely not his peak physical condition. He was very clearly faster and more athletic around 2019/2020

>>151456960
there is a big difference between quitting and logically assessing your situation and accepting defeat

>>151456878
the coach primate of mma

>>151457026
and there it is

>>151457012
Mike Mallot would never quit on the stool I tell you that much

>>151457016
Yeah pre-2005 it happened a lot.

>>151456883
>forced to fight 3 times per year or be stripped.
this gay ass nigger wanna see naked men

>>151457016
there was some newcomer bum that quit in the stool after the 1st round

I just can’t wait until I see Aiemann Zahabi back in that fucking octagon

>>151457023
>accepting defeat
/weakmind/

>>151457023
This is called a "skill quit".
It's a high IQ move so we must understand why this confuses the masses. When RDR wins the title in 2027 many will be confused still.

>>151457012
ball striking meta is going to be new spinning elbow meta

>De koude winter is nabij, een sneeuwstorm zal komen.
What the actual fuck is wrong with dutch people?

>>151457061
zahabli vs sandhagen. did anyone else just get a chill

When was the last time someone quit like that? Shamil the Blob himself?

>>151457026
coward

>>151457016
Quemel Ottoni (the guy who beat Alex Pereira before he was in the UFC) heemed himself out of a contender series spot because of anxiety.

>>151457075
>een sneedstorm

>>151457078
Mike Mallot vs kneel magknee

bo nigga wins the rematch

Yan is 100% beating Merab. If you cut weight 4 or 5 times in a year you're just destroying your own body like De Ridder and Holland did. He already looked like shit against Sandhagen.

>>151457090
that's because he had to face Kody Steele

>>151457098
That was a heem gassy, and it was before shamil

>>151457078
Shamil GOATziev didnt quit, he just tactically retreated so he could fight another day, its a high iq mma moves you cazoid wouldnt understand

Bo Nickal vs. Gerald Shart is the fight to make. We need to see who is a worthy curtain jerker in 2025.

>Ehem
>Dricus du Plessis by pulling a gigantic hammer out of his shorts

>>151457108
>Yan wins
>Merab gets immediate rematch
>Merab wins trilogy
just kicking the can down the road

holy shit this nigger mike has been yapping for 15 minutes

>>151457108
merab cuts weight thru cardio, not by sweating out intensely before weighing in day

I am going to bet my life's savings ($2,000) that Umar wins the rematch against Merab. There is absolutely zero chance Merab can beat him again.

carnival ride operator missing bolts full speed drunk on job luke thomas

What sub would Khamzat get from Publix

this guy is such a pussy holy shit
https://x.com/Remy_Mac_Priv/status/1979741139721969854

>>151457160
>life's savings
>$2,000

now that an entire division has been exposed, which division are actually full of actual contenders?

>>151457200
55 and 70

>>151457160
Merab will beat him easier this time

>>151457198
this is true for 90% of americans. we are in a recession

When Chito and Zahabi pretended to be Lawler and Macdonald I got chills

>>151457200
Bantamweight, Featherweight, Welterweight, and in a year or so Heavyweight

>>151457108
I agree (because I'm a Yanfag)

>>151457070
the masses indeed do not understand that mma is much more complex than it seems
the outcome of the next weeks event will bring even more anger and confusion to their weak fragile minds

Heeminder that some fat shit who drinks piss out of dirty shoes almost KO'd the UFC heavyweight champion. HW will never be good.

>>151457209
>55

>>151457286
the ufc heavyweight champion tom aspinall never fought tai tuivasa

I am revoking your right to give heeminders

>>151457316
you're gonna look real stupid in a week

>>151457191
He would leave empty-handed because he sucks and literally couldnt get the sub if his life depended on it

>>151457286
just wait til jon's fleshlight gable steveson gets in

>>151457209
55 is full of uncs who sits on their asses for a title shot
70 is good tho i agree with that

tai is actually playing the long game here. he's waiting for tom to clear out the entire division so when he comes back he can get fast tracked to a title fight because there's no one else left for him to fight

RDR getting clowned on across the board

>>151457316
The "Galactic Throat" is not the UFC HW champion, only a retard with a chastity belt

>hes done it before
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1oaeh16/reiner_de_ridder_lost_by_exhaustion_in_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>151457370
utter humiliation for the dutch
verhoeven needs to step in and save them

same way maluykin beat him

>his name even rhymes with quitter
oh it is so over

>>151457394
Dana's a greedy jew and refused to offer Vakhitov more than 10 for 10 what makes you think he'll get Rico

>>151457370
Marvin made me laugh

>>151457403
russian juice man arguably beat him better since rdr quits while the fight still going. this time he quits on the stool theres a marginal improvement on rdr's part.

I say this completely unironically— Glory’s current heavyweight division is an order of magnitude deeper than the UFC’s. If Rico went to mma he would be heeming his legacy to fight fat morons.

>>151457453
True, he even has a potential heir to replace him when he retires which you cannot say about Aspinall

>>151457424
nothing, I just want it to happen

>>151457370
Vettori is the only fighter RDR can beat on that list.

The Aieman Zahabi Facefuck Experience
Welcone Malron Vera
Sit next to Jose Adlo

>>151457016
Everyone that fights me

I love to see Reiner Debussy finished, the best when it's All In. Wouldnt you agree, hm no?

Merab has no answer for Aiemann Zahabi

is this the power of embracing your leaf side?

>>151457602
I reckon he may do

Jourdain looked fast at 135 who the fuck has ever finished Davey Grant?

>>151457602
Only because he's got better things to do than pick up the phone

RDR's nemesis that KO'd him twice unironically lost to a carnival act named Rug Rug The Monkey.

>>151457614
Certainly better than being Chinese or something

>>151457602
hearing those two in the same sentence gave me goosebumps

finally… a real challenger…

>>151457628
Bodied that kike nose Helwani doppleganger freak

kek fighter is playing chess between rounds on knuck

>>151457602
gayman jihadi gets 50-43'd by goatrab

how many frauds has one sent to daner at this point? askren and rdr are two of the worst KWABs to ever do it and they're both from one

meanwhile in bkfc

>>151457674
Somehow both acquisitions still paid off massively for the UFC regardless. They simply cannot seem to lose.

>>151457674
I don't know why people say this, Askren was incredibly lucrative for the UFC due to Masvidal.

>>151457693
oh shid young brotha with a chessboard

>>151457693
You can't possibly complete an entire game of chess in the one minute of allowed break time

>>151457693
LEVELS

>>151457708
he was playing chess with his trainer between rounds

>>151457693
the thinking warrior's promotion, poofc could never

>>151457674
RIZIN sent us an angel

I vividly remember 80% of heem picking askren to beat masvidal

>>151457721
A brainlet like you? Of course not. A man of high intellect that participates in bare knuckle boxing for pennies and CTE however...

Did anybody here pick Ben Askren to beat Masvidal? I sure didn't, thank god, but anybody who did would have picked very wrong indeed.

How fucking funny is it that RDR was still better than every bum PFLattor has sent over?

This is why the Onus should always be placed on the corner to stop the fight.
MMA corner just refuse to do so which forces their fighter to embarrass themselves by getting heemed or quitting

>>151457777
How about fighters should just stop being bitches? You ever thought about that, huh?

>>151457777
checked but corner stoppages are almost always gay

>>151457771
uh really funny I guess

>>151456694
roids are garbage

>>151457815
I agree it is

>>151457741
askren is right, mengsvidal just landed the luckiest knee of his journeyman career
shit happens sometimes, like how ernesto hoost got heemed twice by bob sapp

>>151457815
Glad you agree

While de Ridder is an embarrassment, can we talk about the officiating? What the fuck are the refs smoking these days? It feels like every card we get some kind of controversial bullshit where it looks like they literally don't know what they are doing. How was Mallott not deducted a point at all?

>>151457844
I was just saying this actually

>>151457771
even kayla harrison is better than rdr

Somebody really needs to make our next thread at some point here you know

>>151457836
yes I also vividly remember the “askren wins the rematch” cope for weeks after

>>151457874
That was me I was just shitposting because it was getting a rise out of people

>>151457863
Kayla is the only successful pull from PFLattor and that's only because she's in >WMMA

>>151457872
don’t rush the process, let it happen organically
that is how truly inspired threads come into being

>>151457855
canada
but to be fair, it wasn't even a low blow

>>151457892
damn sometimes I forget I have been in here with the same people for all these years
glad to see you’re still retarded

>>151457928
>>151457928
>>151457928

just made the new threasds called it "then heen trhed"