Thread 151440789

• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions

• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)

•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)

• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018.

• Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).

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What is more cucked: having your biggest city named after another state or having your state name used by a city thats not even inside the state?

I LOVE SAME GAME PARLAYS
GIMME DA OVER!!!

>he's back
uh oh detoilet

stadiums ranked by google/yelp/other reviews

>>151440859
this post brought to you by the MDS kiwi trannycord

today was the first and last time i have crab legs for breakfast

also, orange juice does not pair well with seafood

>>151440876
For me it's Michigan City, Indiana and Oregon, Ohio.

>>151440859
Fuckoff back to your discord

uhoh melty welty!!!

>>151441108
Lambeau is great. It has a nice atmosphere that I haven’t felt at any other stadium I’ve been to.

>>151441121
>reddit
>discord
>jews
>trannies
>browns
>new zealand
/pol/
>brain worms

this general sure does love its boogeypeople

>>151441108
Can confirm. Great American Ballpark is a really nice stadium.

>>151441143
Do you think you’ll play this year, Jameis?

>>151441218
but bleachers fucking such

>>151441108
>raiders stadium almost dead last

it looks lame but it's quite nice and still feels new

Never a doubt.

KC has 3 wins this year.

One ended Russell Wilson’s career.
One ended the Ravens season.
One ended the Lions brief reign atop everyone’s Power Rankings.

Rashee gets back next week.

Offense been back since #TheTackleThatTurnedTheTide

Look out.

Once Again... Inevitable.

>>151441343
That is true. You have to bring a padded seat with a foldable back yourself. Then it’s not bad. I’ve done the tour and tried out the club seats. Those are ridiculously nice, but I’m sure they cost a fortune for a game.

>>151441410
Simmons is looking like a no show on Sunday
#TheTackleThatRanAndHide

>>151441143
Breakfast in general is tricky tastewise. Individual parts are really nice but the mix is shite or just non-synergetic. Orange juice doesnt go well with anything but a fruit bowl, salmon toast is shit with coffee or juice, porridge/müsli goes well with coffee but leaves you thirsty. Eggs are okay but theyre not extra delicious with a Cappuccino or anything. Still, luv breakfast.

>>151441481
Hey Germanbro what's your team

>>151441481
Everything pairs well with a mimosa. Just ask Jordan Addison.

>>151441513
>pain

>>151441536
What made you pick them jw
My German friend became a Chiefs fan because they have the same color as his Bundes team when he first played Madden 04

Is drake maye elite?

>>151441536
I thought you were Da Burrs poster desu

>>151441518
>alcohol breakfast
Today, I will teach the new worlders the beauty of Weißwurstfrühstück

>>151441681
caleb clears him

>>151441513
He's a life long Tards fan. And get this, he chose the team after knowing what to expect. It's. Ot like he picked them and then figured out they suck, he knew going into it

>>151441681
He's on his way to Flacco-tier. Be patient and let him work.

>>151441688
FUCK forgi
Ot the pic, my dubs still count

>>151441693
I'm a Xeattle fan so I understand how he feels

>>151441681
yes

If I ever win in lottery, what nfl city I should visit?

>>151441681
he is putting up awesome numbers, but the pats have one of the easiest schedules in league history

>>151441688
I’ve had it once with a Köstritzer, but I admit it wasn’t for breakfast.

>>151441666
I liked the crest and didnt want to be called a bandwagoner. Is your friend a fucking Lautrer or Kölner?
>>151441686
Nah
>>151441693
Yes. I wanted the struggle

>>151441851
Denver so you can drive past it to get to the Rockies

>>151441851
miami, but only if you're good looking. we don't take kindly to uggos here

>>151441894
Well did you like it?

>>151441851
Washington so we can meet up and suck each other's cocks

>>151441851
None of them. Cities are full of "people" commiting rape and crime

>>151441851
san antonio so you can score some fat latina

>>151441895
Swabian actually

>>151442016
Are you cute?

>>151441851
Kansas City so you can seduce Brittany Mahomes (since she has a ployamory tattoo it should be possible) and when Patrick catches you in the act you say
>Huomenta, your marriage is... FINNISHED

>>151442055
Oh he is a Stuttgartschwuchtel. You should NOT befriend them! Its a garbage town for garbage people (my hometown is an hour drive away so the hate is deep and justified)

>>151441851
Kansas City if you want a nice small city with friendly people and great BBQ
Miami if you want to have fun and enjoy nice weather
I'm just saying those since I've lived in both

>>151442059
If you want me to be

>>151442137
I take it you're in Karlsruhe?

>>151441108
I have only been to 2, 12, and 30. I'm curious what makes a stadium good or bad. The three I've been to have all seemed like perfectly acceptable stadia.

>>151442003
I did. Somebody else ordered it for the table, but I don’t think it went very well with the schweinshaxe I ordered. It had a decent amount of lemon. Not sure if it was prepared well or not.

>>151442234
That was the worst insult you could have picked. Im a proud Kurpfalzchad from Mannheim. I strongly dislike Schwaben. But I fucking HATE Baden.

>>151442240
These are Yelp reviews everyone is different
Arrowhead on a Sunday will forever be unmatched for me and its 38

>>151441713
What am I looking at here?

Reddit has better breakfast discussion.

>>151442178
Which one has good museums?

>>151442240
gillette stadium is the bar for

>good location?
>stuff to do outside stadium? ( shopping centres )
>stadium isn't crumbling apart
>overall mid at worst experience
>decent tailgate culture
>don't have to worry about certain people breaking into your car

>>151442376
Hm I am weirded out by the though of eating it with something else than sweet mustard and Brezel. But hey, glad you like it. Ive never eaten it at a time where I could have also eaten a Haxe.
>>151442448
Weißwurst (white sausage). Its very soft and served warm. It is usually eaten together with Brezel, sweet mustard and washed down with white beer.

>>151442519
Doesn’t it take forever to get in and out of Foxborough?

>>151442551
Mmm brezel :DD

>be me
>go to corporate charirty event
>start talking with partner of the firm about football
>he saya he is putting money on the bears against saints
>i agree saying its a good idea
>casually say Muttler cant win on the road
>Have to quickly correct myself and say Rattler
Man i hate this place sometimes
Do you ever say /sp/ stuff in public?
Its embarrasing

>>151442622
I was at a titans-dolphins game a few years back and some guy unironically said "kwab" out loud when malik Willis foombled.

>>151442622
The malaria is finally getting to you

Don't trust em. Won't trust em.

>>151442622
Yes. I called the Philthydelphia Niggles exactly that and my wife repeated it to football watching normie friends. She also says "oh husbando you spent all our money" when I buy stupid shit.

>>151442499
Kansas City has the WWI and American Jazz museum if you like history.

>>151442622
I say "Trash Allen" and "Thro Pix" IRL

>>151442622
I say "'fraid so" and "you tell me" a lot. Sometimes even in work con calls too, but I don't sound like a retard in the actual context of using the terms unless I am at home with casually w/my family. These phrases are not necessarily tied to 4chan anyways.

>>151440789 (OP)
I heard a crazy conspiracy theory that Brett Favre has an iq of 160

>>151442622
I regularly say "Blo Dix, Trash Allen, Pooper Flush, Stat Padscott, Gaylen Squirts, etc." to my friends

>>151443083
Hey me too!

Why did McNabb disappear? I thought he was going to be a big media guy.

>>151443083
Im afraid of saying dick picksix one day now whenever i refer to Dak

>>151443246
Probably got fired for sexual harassment or something like that.

>>151441851
American cities are full of them, dont bother. Visit the boundary waters

>>151441760
People that talk like this suck
People that listen to people that talk like this are deranged

>>151443314
just say stat padscott

>>151443533
tell your wife to say hi to michael b jordan for me, joshie

>>151440789 (OP)
>hood edition
I will tell a somewhat related story because Im a carefree silly European
>be intern in Washington DC
>arrive, check out my room, walk around, explore the area and all
>all comfy, surprisingly walkable, enjoying myself
>next morning I crave a real proper American breakfast
>find a Wendys on google maps thats a 15 minute walk
>stride confidently towards it, pass a junkie or two but nothing scary
>have my 1500 kcal quite disgusting breakfast
>next day is Monday
>get to meet the other interns
>one chick (American) apparently lives around the corner of me
>talk about the surrounding, supermarkets etc
>Oh since youre European, did you have some proper American fast food yet?
>tell her about my Wendys breakfast
>she looks confused, says there is no Wendys anywhere close to our apartments
>I tell her yes there is and show it on the map
>her face goes all weird
>"you didnt go to the Wendys in the hood, did you? Please tell you didnt go to the fucking hood Wendys"
>she is legit scared for me
>have to promise I dont randomly go to restaurants anymore
To this day I dont see what the fuss was about. There were a few coloured gentlemen who engaged in recreational drug use, why tf would I care?

>>151443246
He's definitely one of those things

>>151443783
what neighborhood did you live in if you remember?
i live in dc just curious

>>151444105
Somewhere in Bloomingdale. Dont remember the adress

>>151444105
is snallygaster usually so fucking gay and bad?

>>151443783
breakfast hours are reasonably safe in the hood because the diversity is asleep

>>151442845
>some guy unironically said "kwab"
Like as one word, or did he spell it out?

>>151444175
one word.

>>151444175
>spell it out
Nobody does that in their head. Everyone does it as a word

>>151444236
way to jinx it

>>151444195
>>151444206
It sounds like you're saying crab with a speech impediment. ISHYGDDT

>>151444206
>Everyone does it as a word
I thought so too, but I once asked here and some people said they spell it out or pronounce it in full (kekwhattabitch) in their heads every time

>>151444153
ive lived here for 15 years and never even heard of this, so idk
>>151444135
oh you lived like a mile or two north of me. depending on when you were an intern yeah that area and where you went wasn't so good
you might have actually went to the wendys at thomas circle that was torn down recently. the area around that was bad 10-15 years ago but is all gentrified now

>>151444277
>>151444321
Long "a" though. Like quaaahb

>>151444350
This Kraut knows 'glish

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>151444409
quaaahb

>>151444409
Quahb
Is Wentz still starting too?

His joints can’t handle the weight

>>151444409
That doesn't make much of a difference at this point

>>151444473
holy fuck washington is approaching bucs tier WR injuries
is terry coming back or is he still ded?

>>151444409
I read "white QB Kyler Murray". I should go outside.

i think the nfl should do it. it would be pretty fun and i hear saudi arabia is a nice place to visit

>>151444473
Not my GOAT, please not my GOAT

>>151444409
brisset against indy unironically operated the offense better than murray has all year

i think the nfl should do it. it would be pretty fun and i hear saudi arabia is a nice place to visit

>>151444694
as long as it's not my team playing there than whatever

>>151444694
It's going to happen in a year or two when Goodell sees how much he'll make from it, the question is will they get a good home team or the >Jest

Shadoory gossip distracts us from the real unsung hero - a filipino QB. Thanks for making it all about you and not giving credit to the QB drafted higher than you.

>>151441121
>>151441154
SCHIZO ALERT

>>151444694
Nooo all the rednecks are going to cry bloody money. They already cry because they dont get to hear gay faggot country music no one gives a fuck about!!

>>151441851
Baltimore so you get the true American experience

>>151441047
>gametime decision
I doubt he plays, they're gonna be extra cautious.

skattebo is forced sovl

>>151444470
>>151444425
what the fuck is quahb?

>>151444902
Kek what a quahhhhbbbbb

Bussy

>>151444902
It’s kwab in french

>>151444866
>back next week
uh oh jew orleans

>>151444694
They should unironically force a sale of the Jaguars or the Chargers to the Arabs. They’re a shit franchise that aren’t even bad enough to be famous for losing. You know they would turn around and move the team to somewhere less gay anyway.

really makes you think

>>151444508
His bussy is still torn

Jets fans, how we feeling? When the dust settles, will we be 0-7 on Monday morning?

>>151445143
Kek, that's what they should do instead of relegation.

>seats where you don't actually line of sight to the field

why do they even exist?

>>151445324
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>151445324
you'd think they could at least give them bigger TVs to watch

>>151445324
Theyre sex-haver seats. Like the last row at the movie theater. Youre supposed to secretly finger your gf there

>>151445324
I guess it gets you in the building and you can watch the game from the stairs or something

>[BlitzAlerts] The Cardinals are planning to start QB Jacoby Brissett against the Packers
It's over

>>151445324
Regular seats are never worth it
You should only see live sports from at least club seats if not box suites and shit
t. club seat enjoyer

Hollywood Brown said, "when Rashee Rice gets back our offense is going to be treacherous"

Soon /nfl/ will learn what he meant by this.

>Hollywood Brown said, "when Rashee Rice gets back our offense is going to be treacherous"
>
>Soon /nfl/ will learn what he meant by this.

>>151445324
>pay $14 for a seat in the nosebleeds
Honestly not a bad deal

All of my post get wojak'd. The Shartyfags have infiltrated the server again and are tracking my IP.

>>151445572
How the fuck is Kelce leading the Chiefs in yards. That's the most quiet 321 yards I've ever seen.

being on the pacific timezone is suffering. Who the fuck is up at 6am on a sunday morning. you would have to be a shutin no-life having loser to be up at that time

>>151445666
Everyone thinks he’s washed, Satan Prince of Darkness. He’s not constantly getting DPed like usual.

>>151445907
>He’s not constantly getting DPed like usual.
>DP????
Double penetrated?
Deep penetration?

>>151444508
>Deebo lasted 5 games

we tried to warn you

>>151445907
How does a man get double penetrated

>>151446045
Stretch the bussy

>>151446045
no rush lane integrity

WE WANT CALEB
clap clap clap clap clap
WE WANT CALEB
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WE WANT CALEB
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WE WANT CALEB
clap clap clap clap clap

>>151446045
>he's never seen urethra stretching porn

>>151446089
The first overall pick belonged to him, damn it! Stinkin Cryley tried to sabotage him.

give it to me straight
does will howard have a chance

Are strong and free safeties dead? I only ever hear of them referred to as safeties now, I guess defenses are much more fluid with hybrid roles than 15 years ago

>>151446134
he is an ohio state qb

fuck the kiwi

in the bussy

>>151445572
That’s because the personnel packages get fucking brutal on defenses.
>Worthy, Rice, Juju
Perfect for intermediate routes, jet sweeps, RPOs
>Worthy, Thornton, Brown
Stretching that field far as fuck. How many teams have three CBs that can cover 4.2 speed? And then Kelce can just Moss some 5’10 safety on the seam if you drop your safeties way back to contain them.
>Worthy, Brown, Rice
Let’s Andy Reid do all the goofy trick play shit he loves.

Oh and Brashard Smith is working his way into the rotation to do work from the flat. God help everyone if Jalen Royals doesn’t turn out to be a total bust.

>>151446182
Eh. Not entirely but a lot of teams are investing more into nickel safety hybrid type guys.

>>151446387
was just thinking about it as I was watching Training Day and they mention white boy being a strong safety and I realised I hadn't really heard that in a long long time

Word on the street is that dem boyz are back on track to win da owl

>>151446508
I expect them to finish last in the division.

>>151446566
Nah that's Philly

>>151446452
They kind of turned into linebackers. If you find a kid that’s 210-220 lbs which is that tweener weight you can usually shave off 10 lbs and make him faster for coverage as a safety or add 10 lbs and give them more thump for run support as a linebacker.

>>151446508
*loses to Carolina*

>>151440926
GIve me some bets for tomorrow. My fanduel account is almost all gone from terrible bets

Watching Chiefs games really takes any joy out of this sport for me. The refball and mutt worship is just out of hand at this point.

>>151447438
Cardinals WILL win

>>151447438
dem sois moneyline over skins

There's no way the Panthers lose to the Jest, right?

>>151447629
this is a jets spot but theyre so bad its hard to bet on them. i thought last week they had a better chance

>>151447513
Then stop watching. If you watch, you're part of the problem. The Chiefs-Lions game viewership almost broke the record for SNF.

God I love watching the refs give my Chiefies good calls so I can watch faggots on spee seethe about it.

kwab status?

>>151445951
Dr Pepper'ed
As in he needs to be Dr Pepper'ed with extra coverage

The NFL is a humiliation ritual

>>151448256
Inhowfar?

1-5 Miami Dolphins vs 1-5 Cleveland Browns with 30 mph winds and rain

>>151448256
Then why watch, cuck?

>>151447629
Never underestimate the Panthers ability to shit the bed
Secondary looked like straight dookie last week

i think yall owe dak an apology

>>151448298
Ayo hol up
Didn't he just lose to the Panthers?

>>151448272
Who says I do, KEK

Dunno why the Bronos and Giants players are beefing so hard with each other on Twitter

>>151448323
dem boyz don't have a defense this year

>>151448446
Don't have a win against the Panthers either LOL

>>151448323
Somebody needs to edit this, make the video shake and put it with some hard hitting gangster shit volume boosted so it's clipping

>>151448525
Why are they all so chubby

>>151444473
moody really broke his fatass

>>151448488
kek gottem

>>151446327
Chiefs offense is spooky. I made a prediction in the offsesaon that Mahomes would go for the 60 TD record since this is the first time in a while he's going to have a stable OL and depth at WR. He leads the league in total TDs and that's without his two best weapons. If he had them from the start god only knows what his stats would look like.

200 IQ move

>>151448616
>Americans

>Anzalone was fined $12,172 for “unnecessary roughness” on this play against the Chiefs last week

really makes you think

>>151448987
He barely touched the guy

>>151448987
what did he even do there that warrants a fine?

>>151446327
The only thing the Chiefs is missing is an elite pass rush player and they will become unbeatable. Chris Jones cost the Chiefs two games. He didn't contain Herbert and he sat back and watched Trevor get a TD. We shouldn't blame him for any of those since he was probably trusting in his team mates to handle it. It's pathetic that he has to do everything on the D-line.

I don't want them to waste resources on a RB. He would be wasted on Andy Reid who has a disdain for the run game. Mahomes with all those weapons does not need a RB.

>>151449036

For context it was classified as tripping. Do with that what you will. Unless you already knew that.

>>151447579
>>151447617
Cardinals looked a lot better without the midget

You can screenshot this post if you want. If Mahomes does not have an MVP caliber season then I agree with the Chiefs haters that he's washed. Mahomes finally has a stable OL and depth at WR. There's no reason why he shouldn't statmog the league like he's done for most of his career. Disclaimer: This assumes the OL and WRs have normal injury luck.

>>151449138
Well tripping isn't unnecessary roughness it's tripping

>>151448987
Goodell is an anti-football pussy.

>>151449282
>Mahomo
>MVP
NOT SO FAST

>>151441713
I think I tried that or something similar to that in Austria?

>>151449362
>Total TDs
Mahomes: 15 TDs
Baker: 12 TDs
>Total Yards
Mahomes: 1,736 yards
Baker: 1,697 yards

Right now, I'd give the edge to Baker since he has more wins. Baker has the easiest schedule I've seen in my life towards the end of the season, but he's not going to be able to keep up with Mahomes now that he has all his weapons.

>>151449360
Stop.

>>151449577
Bucs don't even have the easiest schedule this year you retard

>>151449300

Yeah, it could have been the other ones too.

>>151449282
You already agreed that he's washed

>>151449669
>Bucs don't even have the easiest schedule this year you retard
Hence the reason I said "towards the end of their schedule". The reading comprehension on /nfl/ is sus.

>>151449230
the manlet is getting traded for Tua and draft considerations
>t.I am not a source but it would be really funny

>>151449300
Maybe the penalty for tripping is classified under unessessary roughness as far as fines go

>>151449857
You also said it was the easiest schedule you've ever seen which shows you never bothered watching before

Are you hyped /nfl/?

>>151450000
Quads?

>>151449951
>Dolphins (1-5)
>Saints (1-5)
>Cardinals (2-4)
>2x Panthers (3-3)
>Falcons (3-2)
Schedules don't get easier than this. Bucs could beat some of these guys with their practice squad.

>>151449318
Yes. This is the type of analysis I come here for.

>>151450000
Honestly, I am kind of rattled.

>>151450000
You wasted these digits on these dog shit teams? Shame.

>>151449835
Chargers' guard had the flu and sat out a few plays but ultimately ended up playing in that game.

>>151449857
I said this past summer that the Bucs have a great opportunity for the number 1 seed, and I generated far more replies than I normally do and 80% of them said I was retarded. Looking like a pretty good prediction now. Part of why I said it was because the late portion of their schedule. It’s piss easy.

>>151449857
>The only gimmes after the bye are the Cards, Aints, and Lelphins. The other teams are legit.

>>151450344
Maybe against shit teams the failcons aren't a gimmie. My team would bootyblast those shitty falcons.

Haha Clinton Dix

>>151450490
I loved when Troy called games with him playing. Something about his accent saying such a dumb name was very enjoyable.

Open letter to all divisions. Your FREE ride to the playoffs is OVER!

>NFC South
The Falcons are a legit threat. They just beat the Bills. The Bucs no longer control the division.
>NFC West
The Seahawks are a live dog.
>NFC North
Caleb Williams proved the doubters wrong and can beat anyone on a good night as the Commanders learned the hard way.
>NFC East
I hope you enjoyed your fun while it lasted but the Cowboys are back to take control of their division. Dak is playing like an MVP.
>AFC East
The Bills are now in second place of their division. The Patriots are back.
>AFC North
The Steelers have taken back control of their division.
>AFC West
The Broncos just beat the Eagles, the same Eagles that beat the Chiefs.
>AFC South
I want to say the Colts but you guys are all shitty and never controlled your division.

>>151450673
>Caleb Williams proved the doubters wrong and can beat anyone on a good night as the Commanders learned the hard way.
Kek they won by 1 off of THREE turnovers. Williams is dogshit and can barely perform even when the other team is shitting their pants

>>151450673
The Bears are going to finish 3rd at best in their division.

>>151450673
Bears were literally about to lose if Daniels didn't fumble the hand off. Commanders were on their way to running the clock out and scoring.

>>151450673
>the team that lost 30-0 to the Panthers
>legit threat
HAR HAR HAR

>>151450792
Panthers were my pick for the 7th seed before the season. They might be slightly worse than that but not by much. They’re dangerous enough that they can still beat any team that sleeps on them.

>>151450707
the bears have 12 turnovers and like 9 of them came in the last 3 games theyre gonna regress to the mean quick

>>151450085
Go look at Peyton Manning's schedule from 2013

>>151450849
Sure but the Falcons lost 30-0
That's pathetic

What I don't understand is why do Bucs, Lions, and Eagles fans keep bother Chiefs fans. We're in different conferences and have no business talking to each other unless we're playing in a Superbowl.

The Eagles and Chiefs are tied in Superbowls and the Bucs beat us. There should be no animosity between us. I wish they would leave us alone.

>>151451182
I want to fuck both of their small child mouths

>>151451182
As an Eagles fan I like Reid and Kelce, Mahomes annoys me but I have nothing against Chiefs fans desu

>>151451214
What is your team?

Da Bears

>>151451222
Lions obviously

>>151451216
As an Eagles fan, I fucking hate Andy Reid and Worst Kelce. I’m fairly indifferent towards mahomes

>>151451216
>Mahomes annoys me
Why do you hate him?

>>151449857
>3/4 games at the end are against teams that will likely be fighting for a playoff spot
how is this easy?

*sigh*

Somehow the sharty has returned

this is just sad

>>151451347
If you made a bottom 10 list of NFL teams the Dolphins, Saints, Cardinals, and Panthers would be on it.

>>151451305
I didn't say I hate him, I said he annoys me.

>>151451412
Panthers aren't bottom 10 this season

>>151451398
>Belicheat's girlfriend manager got offended at a segment and called Herbie

>Microsoft installs Windows 11 against my will
>now 4chan is making me wait 120 seconds before it will give me a captcha on every post

Toe Burrow doesn't have half the skill as Flacco. Relegate him to water boy and let his career die.

>>151451513
The most annoying thing about Windows 11 is their Edge Browser. I've disabled its autostart yet it keeps finding a way to run in the background like a malware. I don't want to use your shitty browser, stop harassing me.

>>151451513
I’ve been waiting to install it in the hopes that a Win 12 would be released. Windows has been a tick tock cycle since the beginning, where there’s a good one followed by a bad one. Got esu for win 10 to delay the inevitable.

I’m turning 40 this year and tell you what, every year I understand Phil Collins even more

>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOON
>WAKE UP JAXSON IT'S 3RD DOWN I NEED YOU BACK IN THE GAME RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW

>>151451596
you can delet it you just have to do some shady sys32 shit. google it because i did it but I'm too dumb to explain how.

>>151451715
>OHHHHHHHHHH
>THINK TWICE
>IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY
>FOR YOU AND ME
>IN PARADISE

>>151451717
>DON'T MAKE ME PUT THAT RETARD RUSSEL BACK IN HURRY UP

joe bussy

>>151451717
Why not put Jameis in instead

>>151451805
He's the emergency QB3 who can only play if both QB1 and QB2 are out

>>151451816
Just get a lineman to break Wilson's arm or something

>>151451820
wanna make three quarters white babies with her

>>151451820
>Well hello beautiful

>>151450085
not even the easiest schedule in the league

Pats last 6 games
>Jets x2 (0-6)
>Bengals (3-4)
>Giants(2-4)
>Bills(4-2)
>Dolphins(1-5)

Hope everyone is ready for a semen-slurpin' day of goyball tomorrow. Make sure to watch every medication commercial, propaganda piece, and burger king advertisement before kneeling for BLM, gay rights (the NFL is gay, in their own words) then finally enjoying 15 seconds of gameplay!
Woops, what's that? Flag on the play!

>>151451820
what did mina mean by this?

>>151451948
Burrow will be back by then. Burrow can beat anyone on a good night. The Bills are still a threat. The Giants with Dart beat the Eagles by two possessions and beat the Chargers.

>>151451953
So if he loses to the Raiders what will the excuse be?

>>151451985
>he watches commercials instead of having multiple games on or shitposting or using a phone

>>151451835
Yeah tell him to pretend their in Ukraine and Russ doesn't want to serve his country.

>>151441047
Damn, imagine if Allen was throwing to him.

>>151451948
But that's a hard schedule.

>>151451985
3 billionaires own more wealth then the bottom 50% of the country combined yet you're focused on pointless culture war distractions. I'm glad they're fleecing useful idiots such as yourself.

>>151452113
Other than being weird whats the deal with this gif?
He's not doing it hard enough to hurt himself

>>151452059
A camel has a better chance of traveling through the eye of a needle than the Raiders have at winning.

Chiefs will use the Raiders and Commanders as practice games to get Rashee Rice back into shape so he'll be ready for the Bills.

>>151452211
Bust written all over him

I want a copy of the game book for Christmas

>>151452103
>all games go to commercial break at the same time
sometimes you just cant help noticing

>>151452219
Elaborate

Every team has lost multiple games, they're all frauds. Chiefs should be on top of all power rankings because they're the only team with a proven history of success.

>>151452322
He will suck
>why
Cause I say so

>>151452327
Colts and Bucs both have 1 loss

>>151452333
Just used the Eye Test™ and it says he won't

ARCH WATCH:
2ND QUARTER
3/8, 30 YARDS (3.8 AVG)

HE'S GIGA ASS

My Raiders defense will bootyblast the Chiefs like the last few times they met
Geno will lose >us the game tho

>>151452322
>Jets select
Case closed

>$18

sad

>>151452377
what week will they bench archie the fraud?

>State Team
>Trade deadline targets
KC. Run stuffing DT or a RB. Wouldn’t be surprised if they brought back Pennel,

>>151452377
He'll still go in the first round cause he's a Manning

>>151452449
They'd have to pay me to watch this trash

>>151452327
I want to jerk off and cum all over her little girl body
HTTR

>>151452355
Not spiritually

Our year

>>151452412
>Brock Bowers doubtful

Damn was hoping he'd be back for this one

>>151452449
Isn't this game slated to have 50MPH winds? It's going to be the meme game of the year

It defies belief how shit the Eagles truly are. Like, just pure trash in a sewer.

>>151452449
>Browns only win is against the Packers
Lmao Packers are traaaash

>>151452594
Just like my Islanders

>>151452141
You just couldn't resist bitchknees

>>151442499
You want to go to one near DC that has a lot of great museums.
Chicago has some cool museums as well, and of course there is NYC.

>>151452629
If I were a packers fan, I'd kill myself knowing this. Then again, I'd kill myself anyway if I were a packers fan.

>>151452629
That means the rest of the NFCN is beyond garbage. They’re in first and have beaten the only other seemingly good team in that shitlord division.

>>151452516
Why are Lions fans like this.

>>151452646
Why do bitchknees and Tom Brady love Trumpy so much?

>>151452629
any given sunday, you retard

>>151452594
it's the playcalling, they basically run the same 5 plays like when Brian Johnson was there.
Steichen and Moore can actually call a balanced offense, and whenever a Sirianni stooge is put as OC it's terrible.

>>151452775
Brady and Trump and friends and Bitchknees is a masochist

>>151452780
Does baby need a diaper change?

>>151452724

I look like this, act like this, and still slay your gfs puss

>>151452824
turn on your monitor

>>151452376
Her eyes are too big. She's creepy looking.

I just picked up a 6 pack of Paulner Salvator for the early game, see you bros in the gamethread

>>151452976
Big eyes means big time blow jobs

>>151452976
Big eyes means big time pegging

>>151452355
Bucks are about to lose to the Lions. Colts are a meme. I'm sick of you guys taking them seriously.

>>151453017
The Lions have NO secondary and the Bucs are a passing team

>>151453063
The seethe will be funny when the Lions are 4-3.

Everyone on /nfl/ is in agreement that Baker is ahead in the MVP race so when he does worse against the Lions than Mahomes we'll all agree he's the new favorite. Glad to clarify this.

>>151452724
Packers fans are absolute UNITS

I wanna have a rape in the hay with her

>>151453063
>The Lions have NO secondary and the Bucs are a passing team
Buccaneers' weapons are injured so it cancels out. Either way I don't want to hear any excuses from either teams. Lions defense is injured, Buc's offense is injured. It's clean fight.

>>151453107
Not how it works retard. If Baker loses he'll still be 5-2 despite having 6 starters on offence missing multiple games this season. Chiefs have been far healthier than the Bucs by any metric

>>151453132
Emeka and evans both might play

>>151441108
Surprised white sox stadium is that high for how much shit it gets

>>The Lions have NO secondary and the Bucs are a passing team
>Buccaneers' weapons are injured so it cancels out. Either way I don't want to hear any excuses from either teams. Lions defense is injured, Buc's offense is injured. It's clean fight.

>>151453171
When the Chiefs lost by 3 points to the Eagles and Chargers without their 2 best weapons I didn't hear you say anything about injuries. I'm not allowing you to use that as an excuse. Lions have no secondary, the Bucs have no excuses.

>>151453214
Taylor looks cute from how scared she got from a normal fall.

All Chief losses have been close

>>151453236
Two of the Bucs starting O linemen, their starting RB and 1-2 starting WRs won't play vs the Wions. You cried about the Chiefs missing offence missing one O linemen and one WR in the Superbowl. Bucs have far more attrition

>>151453236
Chargers were without their starting left tackle. And according to you that's far more important than any other injury outside of QB

>>151453284
After game one I posted “the last time the chiefs lost their first game they won the super bowl” and yall laughed at me

>>151453284
This. Every Chiefs game came down to whatever QB had the ball last was going to win. Meanwhile the Lions, Eagles, and Bucs have been blown out by multiple possessions.

>>151453297
This is sad that the kiwi has no faith in Baker and is already making up excuses for why they will lose against the wions.

>>151442240
>I'm curious what makes a stadium good or bad
Even though I'm a Ravens fan, a couple years ago I went to a Redskins - Cowboys game at FedEx field just for novelty's sake. And although I haven't been to too many stadiums, FedEx field was bar none the worst stadium I had ever been to. The stadium is only accessible by car, and there are only a couple of roads in and out of the stadium. I was stuck on what was essentially a 1-mile long driveway for an hour before even getting to the parking lot. Leaving the stadium was slightly quicker, but absolutely chaotic. The stadium itself is unremarkable and felt small. The food and drink at the stadium were probably the most expensive I had ever seen. They were trying to charge $16.50 per bottle of crappy light beer. I don't regret going, but man if that wasn't a shitty stadium

>>151453284
So have the jets lmao

>check news
>Simmons is ruled out
Uh-oh

bakey? quakey.

>>151453370
I wouldn't wish a Jewish owner on anyone (outside the NFCE)

>>151453380
WTF is going on.

>>151453366
I didn't say the Bucs will lose just being realistic that they're playing a good team on the road without multiple starters. They can definitely win

>>151453380
>>151453412
I think it's got to be mental health related.

>>151453412
rumor is that mahomes pressured him to fuck his wife while he watched and it sent him into a nervous breakdown

>>151453442
I also heard this rumor

>>151452775
Trump knows ball. Democlaps don't.

>>151453380
>>151453412
>LT out
I heard Mahomes was coughing a lot today too...

>>151453109
Literal wall lickers.

>>151453412
Strangely Arrowheadlines is silent about it, they have inside scoops and usually post big Chiefs news within minutes

>>151453426
It's drugs

This is NOT fair. Mahomes is doomed to never have a franchise LT which is the 2nd most important position in football.

>>151453412
New excuse for Mahomes just dropped.

>>151453412
Must be long covid

>>151453513
Last time a chief player went off the reservation he shot himself in front of the coach on the field

>>151453513
>>151453491
>>151453426
Chris Jones family member died and they didn't keep it hidden. This must be mental if they're not talking about it. He's having a nervous breakdown.

Which team has the fattest fanbase?

>>151453525
Wouldn't he fail a drug test and be suspended by the NFL? This seems like a personal thing because it's not officially dealt with by the league.

>>151453442
he wasn't ready when they brought out the dog

is this accurate?

>>151453532
>>151453491
>New excuse for Mahomes just dropped.
Meh, Chiefs will be fine since they have depth at LT this season. Jaylon Moore has worse pass protection but better run blocking.

>>151453570
Saints

>>151453442
Poor lad, imagine all the dog hair

>>151453610
Yes

>>151453610
see
>>151451953

>>151453610
Move 1 to 4 5 to 3 2 to 1 and 5 to 3

>>151453663
>how can I make this about the chiefs
you niggers are insufferable

>>151453570
I want to say Green Gay, but it has to be the Cowboys

>>151453715
He asked a question and I answered it. Based on the data, the Chiefs are the 2nd best offense after getting back Worthy and will be better after getting Rice.

We're the only relevant franchise in the league. Don't respond to me unless your team's been to the Super Bowl in the last 3 seasons.

>>151452322
this >>151452333 this but also he's good lucking and already a millionaire from playing foosball at the tender young age of 12 and therefore I DEMAND God make him look like COMPLETE shit in the NFL.

>He asked a question and I answered it. Based on the data, the Chiefs are the 2nd best offense after getting back Worthy and will be better after getting Rice.
>
>We're the only relevant franchise in the league. Don't respond to me unless your team's been to the Super Bowl in the last 3 seasons.

>>151453610
>no chiefs

fucking trash

>>151453513
I just checked SB nation out of curiosity and and he was ruled out on their injury report from yesterday so they know about it

>>151453412
He's probably just going through some shit and needs a break.
I called 988 last night myself

>>151453800
It's a brainless social media engagement farming slop made to get clicks which doesn't factor in changes in the league or strength of schedule. It's clickbait for the low IQ masses.

This is all arrowheadlines has

>>151453800
>fucking trash
correct, you are

>>151453610
>Cowboys
I guess, but not number 1
>49ers
LMAO

Heartbreaking news

>>151453838
>I called 988 last night myself
About what?

>He's probably just going through some shit and needs a break.
This is bullshit. These fuckers are getting paid millions of dollars. My arthritic aunt in her 60s has to work 3 jobs to make rent. Half the country is living paycheck to paycheck. Cry me a river over your children reses game

>rams/jags in the morning
crazy we're getting the super preview in london

>>151453937
>about what
It's honestly too embarrassing to talk about, but I'm not suicidal, just in crisis mode.

>This is bullshit
Money can't fix mental illness

>>151453926
Why would Dart just ignore his head coach like that?

>>151453969
>It's honestly too embarrassing to talk about
I once told /nfl/ about that time I sucked off a dude on here despite being straight. It's an anonymous imageboard. Just tell us. Or give us a tiny hint.

>>151453988
kek

>>151454009
I've been self harming for weeks until I had a moment of clarity last night and realized holy shit what the fuck am I doing

If Andy Reid, in a bizarre hypothetical, ate Patrick Mahomes, the fallout would be wild. Reid would face immediate legal consequences—cannibalism is a felony, likely landing him in prison for life. The Chiefs’ offense, currently 2nd in EPA/play, would tank without Mahomes, their superstar QB (3,000+ yards, 20+ TDs projected). Team morale and fanbase would implode; X posts would erupt with shock, memes, and calls for Reid’s head. The NFL would suspend Reid indefinitely, and the Chiefs might miss the playoffs, costing the franchise millions. Reid’s health could suffer—human consumption risks infections like kuru, plus Mahomes’ 6’2”, 225-lb frame might cause digestive havoc. Life expectancy? Reid’s ~84–85 could drop from stress and legal battles. The Chiefs would be irrelevant overnight. Mahomes’ family and the NFLPA would sue, and Reid’s legacy—three Super Bowls—would be obliterated. X would buzz: “Reid ate Mahomes, Chiefs cooked.”

>>151454045
great analysis

>>151454009
want to suck another straight guy's cock?

>>151453965
Jaguars aren't making a super bowl as long as their quarterback is Trevor Lawrence. He just fucks up too much

>>151453715
What point of we've been to 7 straight AFC championships and 5 of the last 6 super bowls do you not comprehend. I only come here to talk about the Chiefs. It's not that I'm obsessed with my team, I'm not. It's just every other team is irrelevant. Even I bought into the Eagles meme and thought they would become the next big thing, but they've already imploded.

>>151454183
You don't know jack shit about ball

did JJ have a nut themed wedding or something?

>>151454037
>I've been self harming for weeks
That's dark. I hope it gets better for you.

>>151454183
Jaquars defense leads the league in takeways. If Trevor was playing at his normal level, they would be a super bowl contender, instead he's playing like shit. Same applies for Bo Nix.

>>151454037
Why are you doing that. What is going on in your life? Is it financial?

>>151454219
He probably got sick right before the wedding

>>151454258
Thank you
I just used razor blades and didn't cut super deep so hopefully I get away with no scars. I ordered a knife and seeing the box in my room prompted this breakdown, I threw it out.
>>151454471
Lonely and think I'm ugly. Yes I know it makes no sense.

>>151454037
Find Christ, unironically

>>151454037
What being a Jets fan does to a nigga

Words can not describe how much I fucking hate domes. Football is war, and like war football should be subject to the harsh elements and be fought on a natural battlefield. Eat shit domefags.

>>151454594
The real reason the NFC is so soulless

if you aren't betting on the rams, you're literally retarded

>>151454594
Haha, sounds like you’re ready to battle it out on a muddy, windswept gridiron! I get the love for the raw, elemental vibe of outdoor football—rain, snow, or blistering heat adding to the chaos and glory. Domes can feel like sanitized bubbles, stripping away that gritty, unpredictable edge. Got a favorite team or stadium that embodies your no-dome philosophy?

>>151454618
>Stat Padford
>only scored 17 points on the worst defense in the league
It's over for the Shams

>>151454594
easy to say when you're watching from the comfort of your own home

>>151454514
>so hopefully I get away with no scars
you get scars lol shouldnt have been a pussy
t. cutter

>>151454594
The only stadium that deserves a dome is Arizona because people would die from heatstroke without it

it is the 4th quarter and arch has broken 100 yards passing!

>>151454639
The fans in attendance are also affected by the weather. You'll notice a decent amount of dome teams often have lots of away fans at their home games for this very reason.

>>151454514
>Lonely and think I'm ugly
Girls don't care about looks as much as guys. As long as you're tall, athletic, and confident you'll be fine. Only height is a deal breaker for most girls. You just can't be 5'4.

odds arch goes undrafted?

>>151454703
>check down and honkytonk takes it 40 yards
JUSTIN HERBERT IS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151454037
>>151454514
Ok but what's your team?
On a real note, I also had a moment of clarity recently where I realized that I need to stop trying to live like I'm 16. So I understand you

>>151454738
0. Some team will pick him up day 3 like the Browns did with Sheduer simply because he's a Manning

>>151454633
Heinz Field

>>151454738
/sp/ doubted me when i rated ladd in the draft

>>151454882
God you're so lonely aren't you?

>>151454844
it's Acrisure Stadium now

>>151454844
Hell yeah, Heinz Field—now Acrisure Stadium—is the epitome of a no-dome battlefield! That Pittsburgh grit, with the wind whipping off the Ohio River and the occasional snowstorm turning games into epic slugfests, is pure football. Steelers fans bleeding black and gold in the open air, no roof to soften the vibe. You got any memorable games or moments from Heinz Field that fuel your dome-hating fire?

>>151454658
They'll be covered by my hairy legs

>>151454738
The browns will take him, because they're retarded and he's a nepo babby

>>151454914
I ain't finna call it that shit

>>151454787
didnt see him throw off a sack after no one blocked?

>Cam Akers is averaging 32 YPA, has a 100% TD rate and has a perfect passer rating
Who can stop him?

>151453926
>151454219
4chan is where I go to escape social networks. If you like it so much why don't you fuck off back to it.

>>151454738
He wont declare this year

>>151455018
Dov is /sp/ culture at this point

>>151454219
He didnt know that pesto is made with nuts? And he is deathly allergic? Retard

>>151454980
Acrisure paid good money for the naming rights so call it by it's official name

>>151454658
Did I ruin my life

>>151455059
But its the same one retard who screenshots those tweets and posts them here

>>151455025
i sincerely doubt he's going to improve next year. shit, he might not even be the starting QB next year

>>151455012
Dov Kleiman could do it. He can do anything

>>151455116
There are more Dov supporters in this thread than you think

Why are there NIGGERS in this thread cutting themselves?

How about you stop acting like NIGGERS towards your own bodies?

>>151455120
>he might not even be the starting QB next year
If texas benches him he’ll transfer to somewhere that he will start

Chiefs and Buccaneers share a common opponent in the Eagles. Chiefs without their best weapons were a dropped TD pass from Kelce away from winning the game. Meanwhile the Bucs with all their weapons got bootyblast 13-31 and were forced to statpad in garbage time to save face.

why is this manlet starting instead of shedeur?

>>151455174
Literal 15 year old girls in this thread. Embarrassing

>>151455183
where? to UNC?

>151455187
>/nfl/ please ignore the troll avatarfagging with Dov. Thanks

>>151455174
see >>151455184
Our response....kiwi sisters?

>>151455227
Cant call it, i’m not a cfb understander. But theres no way arch doesnt start next year

>>151455187
he's 5'11 which is literally above the average male height in the US

I don't need to respond to anything especially something as dumb as "our loss was more impressive than their loss"

Love to see teams willing to travel 3000 miles for good competition.

>>151455311
College football is silly

>>151455287
5'11 Chads run /nfl/ tallies get their lower back plonked and manlets never learn

>>151455332
you're silly

this explains a lot

>>151455349
you're gay

>>151455311
Just two conference teams battling it out. I remember when you couldnt even join the big ten unless you bordered a member state. Now East and West coast is just grouped into a super conference.

Is CJ Carr a wigger? The buzz cut is giving that vibe.

>>151455416
there's literally no reason why a conference needs to stay limited to a certain region

>>151455174
Bo... Please watch your mouth, we're celebrating Demaryius Thomas and SB 50 tomorrow

>>151455489
it causes a ton of extra travel

>>151455489
>travel
>match times
>losing traditional rivalries
I mean Oregon playing Ohio State regularly might make sense for football. But now imagine womens volleyball and every other sport having to do the same. You just run a bunch of expenses for no reason

Alright, you guys have ran out of topics and are boring me with bottom of the barrel chatgpt slop. I'm hopping on to /tv/. Cya tomorrow.

hop on to this bussy

>>151455623
You must be bussin'

Why are there still London games happening? I don't want to get up early for this shit

>>151455311
>>151455332
>OH MY E!SPN, DID YOU SEE GEORGIA BEAT SOUTHWEST MISSISSIPPI STATE FOR THE CULINARY ARTS 65-3?!

prepare to apologize to justin fields

prepare to apologize to bo nix

prepare to apologize to this bussy

>>151449360
>>151445591
>>151453209
>>151453797
>>151455260
All 5 of my post have been wojak'd. This is only possible if it's a mod or sharty hacker who can track my IP. I don't know what to do. He's able to track all of my post. Someone help me.

>>151455855
he is going to let the ball out of his hands in what is known as a throw

>>151455765
Gooddell wants 16 foreign games a year

>cleveland weather report says wind gusts up to 50mph could be expected for this game along with rain and thunderstorms
Score predictions?

>>151456151
They'll cancel if there's a thunderstorm

>>151456151
if there's lightning within 300 sq miles they have to postpone it

>>151456174
>>151456151
Excuse me, they will postpone

>>151455489
The cultural poverty of America is disgusting

>>151455987
You're being a real wojak right now

Why don’t birds get diabetes

>>151456452
Hummingbirds (the birds who consume the most sugar) have extremely high and efficient metabolism.

>>151455559
Heres Bo with DT’s mommy. Hopefully he didn’t say it

Bo has a black brother he says nigga

>>151455765
>I don't want to get up early for this shit
Then don't

>>151456452
Not known apparently. Although one interesting factoid here is that hummingbirds eat 2 grams of sugar per day, which for humans would be 90 lbs.

https://www.the-scientist.com/why-don-t-hummingbirds-get-diabetes-71575

Recycle
>>151421237
>>151421237

My post didn't get wojak'd until I started telling the truth about Baker. I'll agree to stop talking about the Bucs once they lose against the Lions next week. We saw what Mahomes did against them so now let's see if Baker can match it. Please stop the wojaks. Thanks.

we're in here bros please don't post in this thread anymore
>>151421237
>>151421237
>>151421237
>>151421237

Alright we're back in the old thread. Now what kiwi

>>151456852
>>151456739
cringe thread
>>151440789 (OP)
based thread

Move
>>151421236
>>151421236

>>151454037
Sorry to hear that anon. Hope you find yourself out of this hole you're in.

>>151453610
no