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Anonymous United States No.151441183 >>151441280 >>151441468 >>151446174
/mlb/
No baseball today D:
Anonymous United States No.151441212
doyers
Anonymous United States No.151441243
Anonymous United States No.151441280 >>151441386
>>151441183 (OP)
>goes 1-50 and then hits a home run
so people hate the modern approach until you hit a home run?
Anonymous United States No.151441285 >>151441496
Mets
Anonymous Canada No.151441288 >>151441377 >>151442462
>biggest possible matchup for baseball
>gets beaten by women's college basketball
little man of american sports
Anonymous United States No.151441308 >>151441459
Instead of a salary cap, they should just let the team with the lower payroll steal one player of their choice from the other team for the duration of the series.
Anonymous United States No.151441377
>>151441288
2025 NCAA championship without CC was 8.8 million.

It's literally all Caitlin Clark.
Anonymous United States No.151441386
>>151441280
That is correct.
Anonymous United States No.151441406
>if I'm a seething tranny I win
kwaz what a zutted faggot
Anonymous United States No.151441459 >>151441486 >>151441530
>>151441308
The Angels should be able to steal Ohtani back AND make the dodgers continue to pay his deffered salary.
Anonymous United States No.151441468
>>151441183 (OP)
Ay-yoo-heh-neo Suarez
Anonymous United States No.151441478
>*exposes the negrophilic nature of spanish speakers worldwide, from spain to argentina to mexico*
mad how doyerpaco culture is downstream of burrito rican MESTizo culture
Anonymous United States No.151441486 >>151441645
>>151441459
still wouldnt get them a win in the playoffs. I dont mean a series win, I mean a playoff game.
Anonymous United States No.151441496
>>151441285
ACK STATUS???
Anonymous United States No.151441509 >>151441531 >>151443974
>get raped by a team that got hot at the right moment after it spent 3 months in its worst slump in 8 years
>blame the salary cap you had the worst .avg in NLCS/ALCS history
LMAO. Might genuinely be the hardest I've ever laughed in the post season. Brewers fucking choked, and it doesn't get any more complicated than that. Phillies also choked.
Anonymous United States No.151441530 >>151441645
>>151441459
They would have to make the playoffs first
Anonymous United States No.151441531 >>151441655 >>151442749
>>151441509
what did they choke on
Anonymous Canada No.151441548
>still afraid of the salary cap
kek
Anonymous United States No.151441567
Toronto lost
Anonymous United States No.151441578 >>151441596
Are there any interesting free agents this year that won't immediately get picked up by LA/NY? This offseason is about to be so fucking boring
Anonymous United States No.151441587 >>151441848 >>151441866
Why are baseball's ratings so bad bros?
Anonymous United States No.151441595 >>151448509
Also baseball is not getting a salary cap. The sport is growing (massively outside of America) and these leech owners get their money from the rich teams. ffs the Brewers are thinking of trading Peralta because he has an 8M player option. If you cant afford that get the fuck out of the league.
Anonymous United States No.151441596
>>151441578
Just do what I do and don’t pay attention at all in the off season.
Anonymous United States No.151441645
>>151441486
>>151441530
Ohtani deserves to be stuck in Analheim forever as dharmic punishment for being greedy
Anonymous United States No.151441655 >>151441935
>>151441531
cheese
Anonymous United States No.151441848
>>151441587
bad marketing, bad tv contracts, complacency among ownership, poor adaptation to gamifying viewers
Anonymous United States No.151441866 >>151441946 >>151441966
>>151441587
It’s because there are so many games spread out over an extended time period. Both in individual series and just the season in general. The World Series if it goes to 7 games is like 10 days from start to finish. The ratings do get better for game 7 though. Meanwhile football is a winner take all game. There’s almost a fomo with football that there isn’t with baseball.
>but
I do think it’s good they play so many games. It makes flukes less likely. And I like that during Baseball season there’s usually a game on. Double edged sword.
Anonymous United States No.151441935 >>151442758 >>151447967
>>151441655
cheese you say?
Anonymous United States No.151441940 >>151441982 >>151442028 >>151446080 >>151447967
do jays fans even know this guy cheated?
Anonymous United States No.151441944 >>151442071
How can we get to their level bros
Anonymous United States No.151441946
>>151441866
>And I like that during Baseball season there’s usually a game on
now that i am older this is the greatest appeal of baseball. I can always look forward to a ball game to end my day with.
Anonymous United States No.151441966
>>151441866
I NEED baybaw tho
Anonymous United States No.151441982
>>151441940
based
Anonymous United States No.151442028 >>151442990 >>151444934 >>151456347
>>151441940
why did he do it?
Anonymous United States No.151442071
>>151441944
don't care. love baseball, love the 'dgers, love the 'lot. simple as.
Anonymous United States No.151442126
ohtani allows us to dream
Anonymous United States No.151442193 >>151442230
>salary floor of $150m which increases over time, tied to inflation or some shit
>hard salary cap of $300m, increases at same rate
>100% luxury tax kicks in at $250m, all luxury tax proceeds are given to small market teams but required to be spent on payroll
>any small market owner who can't afford it is forced to sell and/or relocate
I just fixed this semen slurping sport. You're welcome
Anonymous United States No.151442230 >>151442390
>>151442193
how does a deferred payout work like half of the dodgers contracts that don't pay out till 2035
Anonymous United States No.151442262 >>151442591
dodgerchads, I'm thinking about buying a couple cheaper tickets to the ws. should I go top deck behind home plate, or pavilion?
Anonymous Panama No.151442386
>Martin Maldonado announces retirement
Anonymous United States No.151442390 >>151442533
>>151442230
Either ban them or make deferred payouts count double against the cap in the year they're paid, so you can defer payouts if you want but it will completely fuck your team over once you get to the deferred portion.
Anonymous United States No.151442462
>>151441288
>gets beaten by women's college basketball
I couldn't care less about it only like collage but WNBA nahhhhh
Anonymous United States No.151442533 >>151442587 >>151442731
>>151442390
>make superteam
>defer payments for 10 years
>10 year dynasty
>file for bankruptcy
>repeat
Anonymous United States No.151442587
>>151442533
>muh workaround bro
Ok then change something else in response to that
Neger
Anonymous United States No.151442591
>>151442262
I like moving around so I'd pick the pavilion
Anonymous United States No.151442660
who else here jombie?
Anonymous United States No.151442693
Stupid Canadians better not fuck this up
Anonymous United States No.151442706 >>151442790 >>151442818 >>151444975
explain this one captards
Anonymous United States No.151442731
>>151442533
That doesn't make any sense. Do you know what bankruptcy is?
Anonymous United States No.151442749
>>151441531
Japanese penis. It’s almost impressive that it was even possible…
Anonymous United States No.151442758
>>151441935
specifically cheese curds, while philly choked on cheesesteak
Anonymous United States No.151442764
>hombrecito complex
lol
Anonymous United States No.151442779 >>151442804 >>151442811 >>151443456
Anonymous United States No.151442790 >>151442838
>>151442706
That looks like a good distribution of teams, what point is this supposed to make?
Anonymous United States No.151442798 >>151442829 >>151443496
Mad how the Yankees won all those world series when 30M people were watching and the dodgers will be lucky to get maybe 12

There's no matching the Glory of Winning when Baseball was King
Anonymous United States No.151442804 >>151442885
>>151442779
My soldier is standing at attention sir…
Anonymous United States No.151442811 >>151442890
>>151442779
faggot
Anonymous United States No.151442818
>>151442706
kill yourself already
Anonymous United States No.151442829
>>151442798
there's no chance in hell this is accurate. the shift occurred in the late 90s
Anonymous United States No.151442838
>>151442790
NFL has been rigging it for KC because of taylor swift (which is now over as of the eagles victory) via ref calls so this means salary cap is bad

The poster made a grave error by posting the full history of the NFL instead of just the last 6 years.
Anonymous United States No.151442864 >>151442896
>less than 10 hours go by
>replying to alejahmed again about the same shit he was spamming yesterday
Anonymous United States No.151442885 >>151442936
>>151442804
>My soldier is standing at attention sir…
Why? That's a man.
Anonymous United States No.151442890
>>151442811
Is he a womanly faggot?
Anonymous United States No.151442896 >>151442951
>>151442864
most replies are also alejandro
Anonymous United States No.151442936
>>151442885
I don’t understand the question
Anonymous United States No.151442951
>>151442896
kek
Anonymous United States No.151442956
>no baseball today
Swept but at what cost?
Anonymous United States No.151442967
Womanly ass
Anonymous United States No.151442973
We need nu tho
Anonymous United States No.151442987 >>151443047 >>151443099 >>151443173 >>151443189
check out what used to not be considered a swing back in the day. pretty cool footage.

https://x.com/AndThatsBB/status/1979287904351609083
Anonymous United States No.151442990
>>151442028
frogniggas make'em hop
Anonymous United States No.151443023 >>151443168
I’m glad the dodgers btfo the brewers cause they are frauds, and I’m not the type of guy to seethe about ohtani being good at baseball but wtf is this shit lmao. This is like a six year old’s title to a writing assignment.
Anonymous Canada No.151443027 >>151443063
I don't even watch baseball and my phone has been blowing up about the greatest player of all time.
How are you guys taking it?
Anonymous United States No.151443047 >>151443137 >>151443143 >>151443189 >>151443291
>>151442987
thats fake its vin scully's voice overlaid
Anonymous United States No.151443063
>>151443027
Up the azz
Anonymous United States No.151443099
>>151442987
They also used to call strikes on pitches 6" outside, so I guess it all evened out
Anonymous United States No.151443124
I take mine *raises brow* up the azz
Anonymous United States No.151443137
>>151443047
how does overlaying audio that syncs up with footage make something fake?
Anonymous United States No.151443143 >>151443172
>>151443047
Vin started calling games in the 1940s dawg
Anonymous United States No.151443168
>>151443023
frauds how? why would the dodgers care if poors are frauds
Anonymous United States No.151443172 >>151443189 >>151443291
>>151443143
I thought it was in the dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151443173 >>151443232
>>151442987
We have to go back…
Anonymous United States No.151443187
what's with all this coordinated shilling for a cap all of a sudden
Anonymous United States No.151443189
>>151443172
>>151442987
>>151443047
That is the dodgers.
Anonymous United States No.151443216 >>151443540 >>151447967
the reason otani is so important to japs is because they're utterly terrified of the vastly superior Chinese

they know their only hope is for Big Daddy America to defend them so they hope that they can try and win public support with japanese baseball players

this isn't about sports
this is about geopolitics and their inferiority to their vastly superior neighbor
Anonymous United States No.151443232
>>151443173
is that the cryogenic skull of Ted Williams on a mannequin?
Anonymous United States No.151443244 >>151443270
It's ALWAYS politics in the end.
Anonymous United States No.151443253
Patt-uh
Anonymous United States No.151443256 >>151443287
There are a lot of succulents down there.
Anonymous United States No.151443263 >>151443277
My Doggie Doos
Anonymous United States No.151443270 >>151443282 >>151443294
>>151443244
but why haven't the prices of groceries come down
Anonymous United States No.151443277
>>151443263
good Decoy
Anonymous United States No.151443282
>>151443270
jews o algo
Anonymous United States No.151443287
>>151443256
Succulain't got time fa dat shit
Anonymous United States No.151443291
>>151443047
>>151443172
Son…
Anonymous United States No.151443294 >>151443303
>>151443270
>muh heckin eggarinos
god do you people ever shut the fuck up?
Anonymous United States No.151443303 >>151443342
>>151443294
suck my dick
Anonymous United States No.151443310
>lose your advantage in anime and video games to chinese and koreans
>try to make up the difference with the #4 sport in america
will it work?
Anonymous United States No.151443342 >>151443359
>>151443303
how about get a job and things won't seem so expensive faggot
Anonymous United States No.151443346
zuttkaner seething kek
Anonymous United States No.151443353 >>151447967
He would be in the best player ever conversation if he were born 20 years earlier.
Anonymous United States No.151443359 >>151443407
>>151443342
how about not putting your thumb on the scales you disingenuous cunt
Anonymous United States No.151443361
This is /mlb/
Anonymous United States No.151443377 >>151443433
So since there isn't any baseball on my plan is to play mvp '05 and/or the show '11 today.
Anonymous United States No.151443396
So Showgay had a β€œgoat game β€œβ€¦ in the lowest pressure, least significant playoff game you could possibly play (factual statement up 3-0 vs a depleted pitching staff). Yet he does nothing in every other game. It also won’t be possible for him to duplicate it as an average/below average pitcher with few starts.


So, he shot his once in a lifetime performance on a garbage time meaningless game, while being a choking bitch in every moment of consequence. Embarrassing, actually
Anonymous United States No.151443399
I've never really heard of women basketball fans except collage ones I don't really know the crowds for major league women's basketball
Anonymous United States No.151443407 >>151443440
>>151443359
>studied gender ethics at directional state tech
>wonders why he can't get a six figure remote job at google or apple
Anonymous United States No.151443433 >>151443480 >>151443622
>>151443377
I beat Silksong last night and 100% it wtf should I play now?
Anonymous United States No.151443440 >>151443471
>>151443407
>t. projecting fat slob
you are always easily sniffed out
Anonymous United States No.151443456 >>151443598
>>151442779
why did you photoshop an anthony head on a raleigh body
Anonymous United States No.151443471 >>151443511
>>151443440
am i the underemployed bitch who complained about MUH WALMART BILL? no, that was you
Anonymous United States No.151443480 >>151443623
>>151443433
The aforementioned easily emulatable playstation 2 baseball games :)
Anonymous Mexico No.151443496
>>151442798
a lot more people are watching from japan though.
Anonymous United States No.151443511 >>151443553
>>151443471
I told you what you are. easy peasy. your assumptions are your own asshat.
Anonymous United States No.151443540
>>151443216
/mlb/ fears the Chinese Aaron Judge brewing in the CPBL.
Anonymous United States No.151443553 >>151443713
>>151443511
>"but why haven't the prices of groceries come down"
Anonymous United States No.151443585 >>151443684
>big bully Dodgers swept the Brewers so badly, they're selling Peralta.

You can have Campusano and Waldron and that's it, Brewers fan. If you don't want it, we'll give you some cash accentive just for him. Sucks to sucks.... But hey, we'll take good care of him!
Anonymous United States No.151443598
>>151443456
>why did you photoshop an anthony head on a raleigh body
That is not accurate. Raleigh doesn't have as big an ass as Recker.
Anonymous United States No.151443616 >>151443681
China is the only country standing up against globohomo besides the saudis. They're Our Guys
Anonymous United States No.151443621
brewerbros… we won’t see another nlcs for another two decades
Anonymous United States No.151443622
>>151443433
pokemon run & bun
Anonymous United States No.151443623 >>151443645 >>151443688
>>151443480
thats what I was playing before silksong came out, its more of a once and a while type thing.
Anonymous United States No.151443645 >>151443688
>>151443623
There should be an anime girl baseball game
Anonymous United States No.151443666
otaku don't like baseball
Anonymous Australia No.151443681 >>151443720
>>151443616
but China has social credit which is the end goal of globohomo
Anonymous United States No.151443684
>>151443585
>cash accentive
2hu...
Anonymous United States No.151443688 >>151443733 >>151443822 >>151445057 >>151445989
>>151443623
I don't know how to hit :)
>>151443645
Best I can do is touhou mmd baseball.
Anonymous United States No.151443713 >>151443767
>>151443553
you're the one who tried to call out what you thought was low hanging fruit because you're a slovenly hypocrite who doesn't actually try to put in an honest effort. double triple quadruple down all you like. I see you for what you are.
Anonymous United States No.151443720 >>151443869 >>151443955
>>151443681
china is the enemy of the jews
the west is building a goypoints system
Anonymous United States No.151443733
>>151443688
me catching
Anonymous United States No.151443767 >>151443984
>>151443713
that doesn't even make any sense. you're the one who cried poor
Anonymous United States No.151443781
Daily reminder
Anonymous United States No.151443787 >>151443817
Another day another seethefest from our BBC lover
Anonymous United States No.151443791
I could go for apoundin
Anonymous United States No.151443795
how to stop dodgers
Anonymous Argentina No.151443800 >>151443819 >>151443848
otani is a political tool of japan to try and curry favor with america to defend them against china
Anonymous United States No.151443812
>regular season statfags obsessed with WAR and sabrematics talk about how good Ohtani is
>statfags are going to ignore their favorite meme stat because of a single game where Ohtani wasn’t extra weight
Yellow Chungus proves how full of shit these guys are. At least the BA and RBI fags of the past lived by their meme stats.
Anonymous United States No.151443817
>>151443787
kWAZ what a zutted faggot
Anonymous United States No.151443819 >>151443866 >>151443934
>>151443800
>curry favor
Anonymous United States No.151443822 >>151443867
>>151443688
>bat flipping a flyout
games gone
Anonymous United States No.151443841 >>151443866
>curry favor
Anonymous United States No.151443843
Ohtani would be executed for his crimes in Japan. Just sayin'
Anonymous United States No.151443848
>>151443800
China’s greatest enemies are the SARS to the south. And also the SARS at home
Anonymous United States No.151443851
Anonymous United States No.151443866
>>151443841
>>151443819
uh oh ESL alert
Anonymous United States No.151443867 >>151445989
>>151443822
total meltdown
Anonymous United States No.151443868
>curry favor
>boarder
Anonymous United States No.151443869
>>151443720
Could you impotently grind your axe in a different thread?
Anonymous United States No.151443870
>curry favor
Anonymous United States No.151443876
>NGA raiding /sp/
Well that's a new one
Anonymous United States No.151443878 >>151443888
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/curry_favor
Anonymous United States No.151443888
>>151443878
Saary saar
Anonymous United States No.151443891
yea we know it's a real term retard it's funny cause you're a pajeet in disguise lmao
Anonymous United States No.151443897
>curry favor
Anonymous United States No.151443907
>curry favor
Anonymous United States No.151443921
curry favor...
Anonymous United States No.151443924
Because if i want to watch my favorite team i have to pay $20 a month for a separate streaming service that's only use is watching them.
Anonymous Argentina No.151443932
Are you still mad the Eagles won that superbowl?
Anonymous United States No.151443934
>>151443819
precious medals
Anonymous United States No.151443952
kek FAGint
Anonymous United States No.151443955
>>151443720
>therefore china good
I implore you reconsider
Anonymous United States No.151443959
>curry flavor
Anonymous United States No.151443967
>not replying so even the people who try to hide my posts still have to see them
Anonymous United States No.151443974
>>151441509
The Phillies didn't choke. They outperformed the Dodgers but the umps ignored it
Anonymous United States No.151443979
over 125M people watch my Eagles win, including you :)
Anonymous United States No.151443982
why is it called the World Series if it’s just America and occasionally Canada (not this year lmfao)
Anonymous United States No.151443984 >>151444173
>>151443767
all bark and no bite. you don't know the first thing about me. you've never had the responsibility of having to make decisions that affect the livelihoods of people irl.
Anonymous United States No.151443996 >>151444043
YOURE canonical team is the broncos you smelly jeet
Anonymous Australia No.151444004
no baybaw :(
Anonymous United States No.151444013 >>151444043
youre
Anonymous United States No.151444024
myre
Anonymous United States No.151444043
>>151443996
>>151444013
Godamnit now im the zutt
Anonymous United States No.151444060
hey alexa how to stop dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151444075
let's all give it up for zuttkaner the seething tranny
Anonymous United States No.151444101 >>151444229 >>151445685 >>151446222
japs be like hmm that man assassinated our president but actually he was a bad guy so we are glad he did it とか
Anonymous United States No.151444173 >>151444353
>>151443984
>i have an important job but i can't afford groceries!!!!
yeah ok bud
Anonymous United States No.151444227 >>151444260 >>151444547
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2025/10/17/detroit-tigers-tarik-skubal-2024-contract-extension-offer/86736451007/
This is genuinely insulting to read if you're a Tigers fan
Anonymous United States No.151444229 >>151444312 >>151444348
>>151444101
why did ohtani do it
Anonymous United States No.151444260 >>151444325 >>151444547
>>151444227
>if you’re a tigers fan
so just you then
Anonymous United States No.151444271 >>151444360
it makes sense that most owners dont care about winning, there isn't much prestige in baseball compared to football
Anonymous United States No.151444312
>>151444229
was his initiation into 10th dan yakuza
Anonymous United States No.151444315
Ohtanisan....I kneel
Anonymous United States No.151444325 >>151444692
>>151444260
Or baseball fans in general lol
The fact that the Tigers are $300M apart in extension talks with Skubal makes me think he might actually be traded
Anonymous United States No.151444345
>isn’t on the Blue Jays in your path
Anonymous United States No.151444348
>>151444229
fucking kek
Anonymous United States No.151444353 >>151444376
>>151444173
I don't have to work anymore because I put in the work. None of my old friends can say the same. Snarky bags like you are a dime a dozen. Sorry if it's an imposition on what you want to be a hugbox for you of nuturing thirsty neets to grow up to be just like you.
Anonymous United States No.151444360
>>151444271
Well football is higher stakes. One and done games where a dozen people are left injured and brain damaged. If you play the wrong position the damage you do to your body each game is like getting in a multiple car crashes every week.
Anonymous United States No.151444375
Gaysconsin
Anonymous United States No.151444376 >>151444505
>>151444353
>nuturing thirsty neets
...what is this even supposed to mean?
Anonymous United States No.151444385 >>151444422 >>151444426
I'll say it, if Ohtani were on the Mets, they probably still would have missed the playoffs.
Anonymous United States No.151444406 >>151444437 >>151444714
Ohtani has baseball plot armor on and for the life of me, I don't understand why. Like, could you imagine if Judge got caught in a betting scandal or he scammed a real estate project? You'd never hear the end of it. But it was Ohtani and apparently he can do no wrong ever.
Anonymous United States No.151444422
>>151444385
Losing is in their DNA I mean listen to the Mets fight song
>come right out and beat the Mets
Anonymous United States No.151444426
>>151444385
2026 was always the plan
Anonymous United States No.151444437 >>151444460
>>151444406
baseball has given up on the american market and is trying to grow japan, it just makes business sense for them
Anonymous United States No.151444446
giants desu

We’re close to hiring Tony Vitello of the University of Tennessee’s baseball team as manager

very interesting pick, not what I expected and definitely a move only Buster could pull
Anonymous United States No.151444460 >>151444502
>>151444437
Then they should bunt more. Japs love the bunt and rightfully so bunting is for winners
Anonymous United States No.151444468
>jap flag is in /cfb/
yeah there's no possibility he's actually japanese kek
either vpn or english teacher
Anonymous United States No.151444502
>>151444460
they dont have to do anything now that they have otani and his cult following. it's just like how spain captured the latin america soccer market with messi

i wouldn't be surprised if otani not speaking english is part of japan's injured pride though lol
Anonymous United States No.151444505
>>151444376
forget it. it went on too far already.
Anonymous United States No.151444547
>>151444227
>>151444260
new tigers fan here, who is skubal?
Anonymous United States No.151444602 >>151444650 >>151444805
The Dodgers ruin baseball discourse isn’t about player spend, it’s about revenue. Larger market = much more $$ to spend on players. Dodgers receive $330M annually from TV deal alone, that’s more than the entire 2024 revenue of:

ARI
KCR
DET
MIN
COL
ATH
CIN
WSH
PIT
TBR
CHW
MIA
Anonymous Australia No.151444620
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP8YO5KjXPK/
do they drink it at all?
Anonymous United States No.151444630 >>151444761
they're making fun of us in /cfb/ bros...
Anonymous United States No.151444650
>>151444602
and they made 120M from japan
Anonymous United States No.151444663
the moneymaxxing script this year is the dodgers barely lose in the WS to quell salary cap risk
Anonymous United States No.151444690
>151444630
t. alejahmed samefagging across thread
Anonymous United States No.151444692
>>151444325
Who has players Detroit needs?
Anonymous United States No.151444714
>>151444406
>I don't understand why
Ohtani is the one baseball player right now who is more famous than the game. If you reach that level you are untouchable. Him, Caitlyn Clark, Luka could blow someone's legs off with a shotgun in broad daylight with a 4k camera aimed at them and still be in the game tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151444736 >>151445099
If you took away the pitching stats you would have a DH who had one great playoff game but otherwise has been inferior to Judge. There is getting caught up in the moment and there is acting stupid over said moment. This is the latter.
Anonymous United States No.151444761
>>151444630
>the retard hive is spewing retarded bullshit!
oh no, what ever shall we do?
Anonymous United States No.151444805
>>151444602
it's also about them getting all the top japanese talent, only leaving scraps for anyone else
there needs to be an international draft
Anonymous United States No.151444822 >>151444960 >>151444977
Ohtani is a great hitter in a watered down MLB but he's not Mays, Aaron, Clemente, Griffey , Henderson or the hitter Ted Williams was & I've been watching MLB for 70 years.
Anonymous United States No.151444867
I'm just reposting ohtani ragebait from xwitter btw
Anonymous United States No.151444874
>151444630
why would we care what Cletus and Jethro have to say?
Anonymous United States No.151444910 >>151445079
>mad about whites
Anonymous United States No.151444934
>>151442028
tired of this life
Anonymous United States No.151444960 >>151444983
>>151444822
Judge is the better hitter, but Ohtani is the much better overall player.
Anonymous United States No.151444965
Did Ohtani hit his parlay though?
Anonymous United States No.151444975
>>151442706
Why would you want baseball to be more like the NFL?
Anonymous United States No.151444977
>>151444822
A player of Ohtani's caliber and skillset that was a whyteboi from Missouri or a sturdy Dominican would not get even half the fetishization he does
Anonymous United States No.151444983 >>151445080 >>151445096
>>151444960
soto is better than both
Anonymous United States No.151445022
It's so unfortunate that Ohtani had to go to a faggot LA team.
Anonymous United States No.151445057
>>151443688
actual pedophile shit ong
Anonymous United States No.151445060 >>151445075 >>151445093
>Salary cap implemented
>Dodgers rape everyone anyways
What would the next cope be?
Anonymous United States No.151445075 >>151445120 >>151445161
>>151445060
Implement a salary floor.
Anonymous United States No.151445079
>>151444910
https://zutted.com
baseball general
Anonymous United States No.151445080 >>151445111
>>151444983
And hes watching the playoffs at home like a good little cuck
Anonymous United States No.151445093 >>151445161
>>151445060
This is why deferred payments need to be addressed as well
Anonymous United States No.151445096
>>151444983
>xwOBA
really?
Anonymous United States No.151445098 >>151445137 >>151446076
Including Ohtani's pitching, Judge still has a higher WAR since Ohtani has been in the league. The general Yankee hatred, plus the novelty of being a two way is obfuscating the truth that Judge is the best hitter since Ted Williams.
Anonymous United States No.151445099
>>151444736
>Inferior to Judge
>got raped by the jays
LAWL
Anonymous United States No.151445111
>>151445080
actually he's in cancun
Anonymous United States No.151445114 >>151445133
sometimes its annoying when people here dont understand /int/ memes but i just spam them harder if it happens
Anonymous United States No.151445120 >>151446105
>>151445075
implement this dick in your ass
Anonymous United States No.151445125 >>151445357
FAGint? FAGint kek
Anonymous United States No.151445133
>>151445114
wow fascinating
Anonymous United States No.151445137 >>151445194 >>151445391
>>151445098
Here's your elite player BTW
Anonymous United States No.151445161 >>151445198
>>151445075
A salary floor is much more important than a cap.
>>151445093
Cope. It only matters when the Dodgers do it cause you are a faggot.
Anonymous United States No.151445194 >>151445226 >>151445236
>>151445137
Coolest ohtani stat is that since 2022, no matter what version of ohtani ya get - two way player, 50/50 dh - he always finishes behind judge in WAR when they both play a full season. Some years it’s not even close either
Anonymous United States No.151445198 >>151445228 >>151445495
>>151445161
mow my lawn paco
Anonymous United States No.151445226
>>151445194
Likewise I’ve never seen Ohtani hit some homers and go above the fence to rob homers from the opposing team in the same game with his glove like Judge has since Ohtani doesn’t play the field. And if all you saw was the rare error judge made, he’s actually very good.
Anonymous United States No.151445228 >>151445280
>>151445198
Cope and seethe
Lawl
Anonymous United States No.151445236
>>151445194
so since judge got juiced home run derby balls to set a meaningless record
Anonymous United States No.151445256
>plays in a tball park
>Look how many homers!!
Lmao stankees tards
Anonymous United States No.151445280 >>151445316 >>151445495
>>151445228
trim and edge jorge
Anonymous United States No.151445295 >>151445367 >>151445683 >>151446104
octobertanibros.. was last night a fluke or are we officially back?
Anonymous United States No.151445316
>>151445280
>this mad
LMAOOO
Anonymous United States No.151445317 >>151445328
>have a rule created specifically to help you and only you
>still lose to judge every season
Anonymous United States No.151445328
>>151445317
Judge is at home doing nothing watching Idk what you are on about.
Anonymous United States No.151445349
>baseball is all about stats
>except when i lose in stats then it's not about stats
hmmm
Anonymous United States No.151445357 >>151445438 >>151445482 >>151445527 >>151445695
>>151445125
40 Top keks!!
Anonymous United States No.151445366
>criticize otani
>jap flags start melting down about korea/china
why are they like this
>>151445255
Anonymous United States No.151445367
>>151445295
He will vanish till game 5 up 3-1 at home and hit 2 big HR after the Dodgers are up 6.
Anonymous United States No.151445369 >>151445396
I thought pitchers couldn't hit anymore?
Anonymous United States No.151445370 >>151445662
kek the blue jays manager getting mad the seattle fans were booing a known cheater

KWAB
Anonymous United States No.151445391 >>151445966
>>151445137
Isnt Ohtani shit in the OF as well? Part of the reason hes a full time DH outside his pitching days.
Anonymous United States No.151445396
>>151445369
name more than 1
Anonymous United States No.151445398 >>151445504 >>151445565
so otani can speak english but refuses to? is it wounded pride just like messi and thirdies?

do we need to drag him in front of the world during a superbowl commerical and make him speak the Superior Tongue?
Anonymous United States No.151445437
If Ohtani could play outfield, Teoscar wouldn’t have a spot.
Anonymous United States No.151445438
>>151445357
KEK
Anonymous United States No.151445482
>>151445357
lmao
Anonymous United States No.151445495 >>151445629
>>151445198
>>151445280
I bet you think you're really fucking funny and clever. "oh i'm racist haha racism is edgy and funny i'm on 4chan look at me lol". stop posting racist shit stop posting about "pacos" stop posting about mowing lawns stop assuming every dodger fan is hispanic. and even if they are so what? what effect does that have on the game? you're just jealous that the dodgers have a loyal committed and ethnically diverse fanbase that fuels the team to the postseason every year while you sit around every october crying and seething and making racist posts on 4chan wondering where it all went wrong with your team. get a life.
Anonymous United States No.151445504
>>151445398
he spoke it for new balance
Anonymous Panama No.151445527
>>151445357
new lolcow just dropped
Anonymous United States No.151445554
>flyovers seething
Just lrn2hit, that’s the main part of the game.
Anonymous United States No.151445563
Anonymous United States No.151445565
>>151445398
He spoke it during the parade last year, but he looked really nervous doing it. I think he's just more comfortable speaking Japanese.
Anonymous United States No.151445579 >>151445604
So we all agree this is another mickey mouse year?
Anonymous United States No.151445581
please think of all the lawns going unmowed in california right now
Anonymous United States No.151445586
Quiet, hombrecitos.
Football Is On.
Anonymous United States No.151445598 >>151445622
Well if it isn't Tarik Skubal.

Make him a Met.
Anonymous United States No.151445604 >>151445641
>>151445579
every time the doyers win it's mickey mouse of course
they're not allowed to have a real ring
Anonymous United States No.151445622
>>151445598
No! No! Anywhere but the Mets!
Anonymous United States No.151445629
>>151445495
NTA but im pretty sure their $400 million dollar payroll is what fuels the team to the postseason kek
Anonymous United States No.151445641
>>151445604
No but 2020 was 100% Micky Mouse. You just have 2024 to back it up so no one cares.

It's not like he's LeBron.
Anonymous United States No.151445645 >>151445661
Full season = real ring
Playing all players = real ring
2020 doesn’t count and brighter does 2024 since Kersh was kept away. 0 rings, 0 legacy, 0 dynasty.
Anonymous United States No.151445656 >>151445673
do asians and hispanics get along or do they have conflict like hispanics and blacks?
Anonymous United States No.151445661 >>151445791
>>151445645
Alright Yankee take the mask off we know it's you.
Anonymous United States No.151445662
>>151445370
>KWAB
SNEED
Anonymous United States No.151445673
>>151445656
They meet halfway and make Filipinos to compromise
Anonymous United States No.151445683
>>151445295
A fluke, but well worth it.
Anonymous Japan No.151445685
>>151444101
>japan
>president
Anonymous United States No.151445695
>>151445357
kek what a zutted tranny
Anonymous United States No.151445710 >>151445762
>aaaaa baka guy-jinn he's actually a prime minister-san
doesn't matter
Anonymous United States No.151445736 >>151445770
why would MLB let the dodgers sweep the series? thats 3 huge revenue games they just gave up
Anonymous United States No.151445746
brown people really think they can be scoring dem white people points by spamming an impotent meme kek
Anonymous Japan No.151445762 >>151445793
>>151445710
you know those are pretty different, right?
Anonymous United States No.151445770
>>151445736
mlb has decided they're only going to really grow in japan hence why they change their rules just for otani and cover up his gambling

japs have a big wounded pride problem so it plays well to them
Anonymous United States No.151445791
>>151445661
We both know doyers are on fraud watch. They’re going to lose and try to buy Skubal.
Anonymous United States No.151445793 >>151446100
>>151445762
there's literally no practical difference at all. they're both the effective head of government, it's just an autistic difference because of some europeans still having a completely symbolic monarchy and others not having it.

or do you think the emperor has any power
Anonymous United States No.151445818 >>151445846 >>151445990 >>151446279
Has Alejandra explained at all how he thinks these imaginary Mexicans are scoring white people points by memeing on him on an anonymous image board? It’s anonymous, I know he’s single digit IQ but surely even he sees that makes zero sense.
Anonymous United States No.151445841
new barance
Ching Chong chow
Anonymous United States No.151445845
Anonymous United States No.151445846 >>151445990
>>151445818
KEK
Anonymous United States No.151445862
Anonymous United States No.151445873
Anonymous United States No.151445915 >>151446031
Please stop posting dead birdies :(
Anonymous United States No.151445927
banti
Anonymous United States No.151445961
They're putting handcuffs on Ohtani as we speak. A golden band of light is shining down on Ippei's cell. It's finally over. Manfred is crying into his phone with a gun pressed to his opposite temple muttering "onegaishimasu" over and over..
Anonymous Brazil No.151445964 >>151445981 >>151446002 >>151446042
>watch teammate get his second homer in this game after six strikeouts and four inning shutouts
>basically punching the ticket to world series
>react like you saw someone you know get beheaded at the guillotine
What did he mean by this
Anonymous United States No.151445966
>>151445391
https://youtu.be/62ZAFHXzoi4
Anonymous United States No.151445970 >>151446086
ironically otani gets a bunch of white people points for having a gambling problem kek
Anonymous Panama No.151445981
>>151445964
He's feeling for the Brewers, class act
Anonymous Canada No.151445989 >>151446158 >>151446344
>>151443688
>>151443867
Need more 2hu baseball
Anonymous United States No.151445990 >>151446081
>>151445818
>>151445846
are you unaware of the fact we're on a flagboard? and even on non-flag boards like /his/ your hispanic race is constantly trying to score white people points
if this website was run correclty we'd have state flags too
Anonymous Australia No.151446002
>>151445964
salary cap hurts all
Anonymous United States No.151446023
>>>/mu/128122734
just look at the hispanics desperately trying to claw back WPPs after being exposed
you don't even need flags, browns can't help themselves.
Anonymous United States No.151446031 >>151446136
>>151445915
Anonymous United States No.151446042
>>151445964
Literally "stop stop he's already dead", but he's also in awe
Anonymous United States No.151446073
hispanics also always seethe when you point out they're not American lol
Anonymous United States No.151446075
Fly the L, sewers!
Anonymous United States No.151446076
>>151445098
>Ted Williams
You mean Bonds
Anonymous United States No.151446080
>>151441940
Based Woo!
Anonymous United States No.151446081
>>151445990
are you unaware that you’re an autistic permavirgin whom no one will ever love lmao. just end it Jaipreet, and stream it for us. why delay the inevitable?
Anonymous Panama No.151446084 >>151446103
>151445990
Anonymous United States No.151446086 >>151446133
>>151445970
Asians love gambling though we see it as a vice they see it as gods will
Anonymous Japan No.151446100 >>151446157
>>151445793
uhhhhh
president is normally more powerful, and do you have any idea how many times japanese pm has been easily replaced in the last 20 years? the way they get elected is pretty different too
Anonymous United States No.151446103 >>151446138
>>151446084
how do you feel about bad bunny exposing your race as negrophilic
Anonymous United States No.151446104 >>151446130 >>151446314
>>151445295
last night was basically 9 innings of garbage time and Ohtani thrives in those situations
Anonymous United States No.151446105
>>151445120
PFMA
Anonymous United States No.151446130
>>151446104
A Judgeian performance.
Anonymous Japan No.151446133 >>151446154
>>151446086
sports betting isn't really a thing in japan though
Anonymous United States No.151446136
>>151446031
heh
Anonymous Panama No.151446138 >>151446165
>>151446103
I don't know I'm not a zoomer engaged in culture war retardation. Fuck off back to twitter m8
Anonymous United States No.151446143 >>151446208 >>151446213
Good afternoon, M's bros. I was at the game last night and am still buzzing.
Anonymous United States No.151446154 >>151446338
>>151446133
More into horse betting amirite?
Anonymous United States No.151446157 >>151446235
>>151446100
that's not inherent to president vs prime minister that's just because of how your government is setup

or do you think the president of greece is more powerful than the PM of the UK because he's a president
Anonymous United States No.151446158
>>151445989
This.... all of this
Anonymous United States No.151446165 >>151446191
>>151446138
>he posts on a website at the very core of the modern culture war who got trump elected 3 times
John Enoch Powell United Kingdom No.151446174
>>151441183 (OP)
This is not a human?
This muhu vugguh is from 3I ATLAS right?
Anonymous United States No.151446177
I'll only call Ohtani the GOAT if he becomes a 2-sport star. What else could he play?
Anonymous United States No.151446191 >>151446216
>>151446165
>election tourists actually believe this
holy cringe
Anonymous United States No.151446197
it's funny because he's an SS officer you see
Anonymous Panama No.151446207
>151446165
>being this new
Anonymous United States No.151446208 >>151446289
>>151446143
Glad you had fun bro. I went to ALDS G1 and ALCS G4 :(
Anonymous United States No.151446213 >>151446289
>>151446143
Happy for you frens. Glad you could have your own Magglio moment. Gotta win tge whole AL now.
Anonymous United States No.151446216
>>151446191
>my side lost the election so it doesn't matter
Anonymous United States No.151446222
>>151444101
Super based, goverment officials should live in fear every moment
Anonymous United States No.151446232
/mlb/ got trump elected
Anonymous United States No.151446234
>151446165
embarrassing post
Anonymous Japan No.151446235
>>151446157
almost nothing is really inherent. i mean, i wouldn't really like to bully uneducated people, you know
Anonymous United States No.151446244 >>151446263 >>151446286
Will they bend the knee again if they win?
Anonymous United States No.151446263 >>151446295
>>151446244
Obviously
Anonymous United States No.151446279
>>151445818
kek!!!
Anonymous United States No.151446286
>>151446244
Japan loves Trump.
Anonymous United States No.151446289 >>151446339
>>151446208
Damn, you may need to stay home. I was at ALDS G1 & G5, and ALCS G3. 3-1 so far on the year.

>>151446213
Just one of 2, but I'm very confident about closing them out tomorrow night.
Anonymous United States No.151446295 >>151446370
>>151446263
what a humiliation ritual kek
really reminds them that even if they went 162-0 and swept every post season game they still lost the real competition for control of america
Anonymous United States No.151446302 >>151446335 >>151446394
Anonymous United States No.151446313
I love Ohtani and I just discovered this new meme called nyan cat you guys are gonna love
Anonymous United States No.151446314
>>151446104
This.
Let’s see him try to repeat that with the series tied 3-3
Anonymous United States No.151446335
>>151446302
kek toids
Anonymous Japan No.151446338 >>151446352
>>151446154
and pachinko. basically japs love any gambling that's allowed by the govt but it's still pretty strict overall
Anonymous United States No.151446339 >>151446394
>>151446289
Yeah. I had a really good record through the year, only saw couple losses. [/sp/oiler]I'm still gonna go to the Series when we make it.[//sp/oiler]
Anonymous United States No.151446344
>>151445989
I'd have to look some up.
Anonymous United States No.151446352
>>151446338
I watched Kaiji I have a tiny level of understanding haha.
Anonymous United States No.151446370 >>151446409 >>151446423
>>151446295
>humiliation ritual
You know that 95%+ of those guys either are ambivalent or like Trump because he saves them millions? Not everyone has to be a Bible-thumper like Treinen
Anonymous United States No.151446391
Anonymous United States No.151446394
>>151446302
Perfect encapsulation of this thread whenever people start arguing about politics.

>>151446339
You gotta keep trying, I understand. I'll be there for game 3 and 4 if we make it.
Anonymous United States No.151446409 >>151446608
>>151446370
why do you people constantly think its about the players
it's about the fanbase
they're all left wingers who seethe that trump won
Anonymous United States No.151446421
>the dodgers have a white player so we're white too o algo
Anonymous United States No.151446423
>>151446370
And that’s why Kike is the most based dodger
Anonymous United States No.151446450 >>151446524
What's a zutt
Anonymous United States No.151446498 >>151446513 >>151446557 >>151446623
My Dodgers clinched did you see???
Anonymous United States No.151446513
>>151446498
No
Anonymous United States No.151446522
the reality is there was a great white flight from baseball to football between 1950 and 1980
baseball is now the that metaphorical inner city, it's just hispanics instead of blacks
Anonymous United States No.151446524
>>151446450
nobody knows or cares
Anonymous United States No.151446557 >>151446636 >>151446694
>>151446498
I actually did not because I went out to get Thai food after the Msbros comeback. But have a >gaysconsin from me!
Anonymous United States No.151446608 >>151446643
>>151446409
Lmao there are 5.7M registered voters in LA County; of the 3.5M who voted in 2024, about a third went for Trump. Now think of the LA diaspora in Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, Utah, etc. No normal person gives a shit about the little pomp and circumstance besides the terminally online.
Anonymous Panama No.151446613 >>151446644
Anonymous United States No.151446623
>>151446498
No, I turned it off when Roberts took Shohei out.
Anonymous United States No.151446632 >>151446665 >>151446668 >>151446703
tens of thousands of your kind lost their jobs for making fun of kirk
hasan got exposed as a dog abuser
Anonymous United States No.151446636
>>151446557
based
Anonymous United States No.151446643 >>151446693
>>151446608
doesnt matter
it's a canonically blue city and blue state and your side lost
our side won
Anonymous United States No.151446644
>>151446613
Dumb, there's a reason nobody has hired college guys with no pro experience before.
Anonymous United States No.151446662 >>151446790
>Hasan
holy fuck this thing is a zoomer KEK
Anonymous United States No.151446665
>>151446632
Kirk is FAT and I'm going to keep making fun of him even if Dom Canzone is too retarded to throw accurately to home.
Anonymous United States No.151446668 >>151446802 >>151446864
>>151446632
I thought you meant the fat kirk at first
Anonymous United States No.151446687
kek seething about hasan being exposed
Anonymous United States No.151446693
>>151446643
I hate the Republicans and the Democrats brother. They all hate you too, btw.
Anonymous United States No.151446694 >>151446948 >>151457454
>>151446557
Where is your Thai place, Msbro?
Anonymous Panama No.151446703
>>151446632
Kirky owned them
Anonymous United States No.151446710
>my side lost so i'm independent now
lol
Anonymous United States No.151446774
Peff doesn't like any team, he's just a fan of baseball.
Anonymous Panama No.151446790 >>151447063
>>151446662
I thought that was obvious by now
Anonymous United States No.151446802 >>151447158
>>151446668
I lost my job for making fun of Alejandro Kirk and became radicalized
Anonymous United States No.151446807
I don't care about all your politics.
Ohtani is the only king that really matters
Anonymous United States No.151446833
>my side lost so i dont care now
>stop reminding me!
Anonymous Canada No.151446841
n v k e s e a t t l e
Anonymous United States No.151446856
>zuttkaner still trying to cop white people points when he isn't guzzling bbc
kek
Anonymous United States No.151446864
>>151446668
William Shatner is 94 and in good shape for his age
Anonymous United States No.151446875
Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?
Anonymous United States No.151446882
I'm going to shoot Alejandro Kirk in the neck when he wins ALCS MVP as a fun little callback
Anonymous United States No.151446892 >>151446908 >>151446933
doyer fans will never forgive and never forget
Anonymous United States No.151446908
>>151446892
doyerpacos learn their place
Anonymous United States No.151446933
>>151446892
Internet fans are whatever but it is extremely funny Roberts talked about taking a stand back in 2017 or 2018 and just gave up lmao
Anonymous United States No.151446948 >>151447101
>>151446694
It was a place in Portland I hadn’t been to before called Khao Moo Dang. It was really good.
Anonymous United States No.151446958
Hate Reds, Hate Royals.
Anonymous United States No.151446976 >>151447101
chicanos voting for trump to gain white people points is probably the funniest thing that could have happened in american politics
Anonymous United States No.151447003
doyerpacos and poodrepacos be like
Anonymous United States No.151447063
>>151446790
Most of the 2016 newfags were genx and boomer though, this retard was in elementary school in 2016 lmao
Anonymous United States No.151447101 >>151447131
>>151446948
Portland has some really good Chinese food, too. Also one of the best burrito shops I ever found was in Portland, surprisingly.
>>151446976
It's called Catholicism lmao you guys really don't understand how nationalistic/conservative a lot of Mexicans are.
Anonymous United States No.151447131 >>151447180
>>151447101
>It's called Catholicism
trump is Protestant
Anonymous Canada No.151447147 >>151447653
literally zero chance the memeners win a game at the skydome
Anonymous United States No.151447158
>>151446802
I nooticed nobody cares about the murder of george springer, but make fun of alejandro kirk and you're instantly unemployable
Anonymous United States No.151447180 >>151447399
>>151447131
And?
Anonymous United States No.151447288 >>151447975
>Then I heard the Lord asking, "Whom should I send as a messenger to this people? Who will go for us?" I said, "Here I am. Send me."
Anonymous United States No.151447399 >>151447496 >>151448019
>>151447180
He’s too retarded to realize that everything in life doesn’t revolve around the politics of spite and seething. These people don’t love America or the constitution and want to see it destroyed to trigger a handful of trannies and blue haired libs that the internet has convinced them are the enemy. He’s likely not even American himself.
Anonymous United States No.151447454
the more obsessed with race and politics you are, the more likely you are black or brown
Anonymous United States No.151447468
Anonymous United States No.151447496
>>151447399
Truly wild to just organize everything life into such rigid categorizations. Anyway my baseball team fucking sucks but is highly entertaining
Anonymous United States No.151447527 >>151447708
the big dumper
Anonymous United States No.151447534 >>151447606 >>151447639
you're on a political and racist website, possibly the most political and racist one on the internet.
Anonymous United States No.151447549
Curvy body.
Anonymous United States No.151447556
Anonymous United States No.151447566 >>151447891
PFMA (open invitation)
Anonymous United States No.151447571 >>151448334 >>151448397
frognigga website, the most frognigga website
Anonymous Australia No.151447606 >>151447656
>>151447534
retards love to say this
Anonymous United States No.151447619
Anonymous United States No.151447639
>>151447534
You are brown and disgusting.
Anonymous United States No.151447640
frogs are symbolic of /pol/'s victory over the tranime oldfags
Anonymous United States No.151447641 >>151447693 >>151447763
hilarious how dumb fucks cry about dodger spending.
the real reason they're ass blasted is because players are willing to defer their contracts to play for the dodgers but not for their shit team
Anonymous United States No.151447653
>>151447147
they won two already
Anonymous United States No.151447656 >>151447692 >>151447761
>>151447606
if it's false why is the UK trying to ban 4chan? it's not our high quality baseball discussion kek
Anonymous United States No.151447675
Anonymous United States No.151447684
Triggered much, libcucks?
Anonymous United States No.151447692 >>151447769
>>151447656
why don't you just go to the board labeled politics if you want to talk about it?
Anonymous United States No.151447693 >>151447810
>>151447641
they're deferring contracts to dodge california tax bro
Anonymous United States No.151447708 >>151447827
>>151447527
>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP
Anonymous United States No.151447742
the LA Tax Dodgers
Anonymous Australia No.151447761
>>151447656
im sure someone on int or pol will be happy to discuss
Anonymous United States No.151447763
>>151447641
The deferrals don't really mean shit, they just agree on a current-day value and convert it to FPV. Dodgers probably are getting some savings from guys who wanna ringchase tho, no different than any other big spender.
Anonymous Ethiopia No.151447767 >>151447844 >>151447856
What could have been.
Where do you rank him among the best pure hitters of all time?
Anonymous United States No.151447769
>>151447692
the people who were defeated have fled there but remain on our website so they can be reminded in their would-be hugboxes

go to r*ddit if you don't like it
Anonymous United States No.151447788 >>151447829
are we all trying to memoryhole BLM? Sports are politics.
Anonymous United States No.151447810 >>151447848
>>151447693
They do it for the love of the game idiot
Anonymous United States No.151447827
>>151447708
somehow have never seen this one. pretty entertaining.
Anonymous United States No.151447829 >>151447912
>>151447788
Brewers losing miserably? Absolutely not it should be talked about way more
Anonymous United States No.151447830
Anonymous Panama No.151447844
>>151447767
He was easily one of the top 5 best all-around hitters of the early 2010s. Shame his prime was cut short
Anonymous United States No.151447848 >>151448901
>>151447810
>players are all greedy bastards who dont care about winning and just care about moneymaxxingt
>except for these ones playing for the dodgers taking a contract designed to minimize the amount of tax they have to pay when playing in a state with oppressive commie tier taxation
hmm i dont think this narrative will pass
Anonymous United States No.151447856
>>151447767
'bout tree fiddy
Anonymous United States No.151447872
Democrats (or as I like to call them, Demon Rats!) are positively flustered over my Weirdos
Anonymous United States No.151447891
>>151447566
go braves!
Anonymous United States No.151447912
>>151447829
>poverty tier flyover sewers who always choke no matter who they're facing (who maybe stole signs) lost to a superteam with an infinite dollar+yen moneyprinter
it's not a very interesting story, if it was the phillies the sewers would have choked all the same
Anonymous United States No.151447967 >>151448002
>>151441935
Yup, this is going in my white women folder.

>>151441940
Hapas are a dangerous species. Something about mixing white neuroticism with Asian autism.

>>151443216
Chinese and Japanese are the same race. When the Great Realignment occurs, Ohtani will be reassessed as belonging to the Asian wave.

>>151443353
A fascinating specimen.
Anonymous United States No.151447975
>>151447288
Bryce "THE TEXAS TERROR" Miller
Anonymous United States No.151447980
who here reps #GaurdsBall?
Anonymous United States No.151447983 >>151448180 >>151448498
Still one of my favorite baseball logos of all time
Anonymous United States No.151448002 >>151448083 >>151448375
>>151447967
>Hapas are a dangerous species.
Anonymous United States No.151448019 >>151448238
>>151447399
>He’s likely not even American himself.
There's a website that allows you to spam and ban evade from a massive pool of residential IPs. It bypasses the vpn blocks altogether. You'll see him spamming /mlb/ with Canadian, American, even Moroccan flags. He could be posting from India for all we know
Anonymous Panama No.151448083 >>151448107 >>151448139
>>151448002
You can either become an Elliot Rodger or a top athlete, such is the fate of the hapa
Anonymous United States No.151448107
>>151448083
there's no way that's a 50/50 hapa
Anonymous United States No.151448139
>>151448083
Dean Cain works for ICE doesn't he?
Anonymous United States No.151448180 >>151448542
>>151447983
kino. those things take like 100 years before they grow arms. its a felony to fuck with them
Anonymous United States No.151448238
>>151448019
Yea I know this, there’s also the very obvious grammar and spelling mistakes that he constantly makes. That’s part of the point I was making. The Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and whoever else that he hates so much live rent free in his head, he’d know what that meant if he wasn’t such an utter newfag. They control his life and are his only motivation for getting out of bed in the morning; it’s clearly all he thinks about. Baseball.
Anonymous United States No.151448332 >>151448363
>stop ruining our hugbox!
go to reddit if you don't like it
Anonymous United States No.151448334 >>151448397
>>151447571
I've been hearing this.
Anonymous United States No.151448363
>>151448332
No one is laughing with you
Anonymous United States No.151448375
>>151448002
jmaf
wmaf only creates things of beauty
Anonymous United States No.151448381
>chicanos can't even step out onto /sp/ because they get bullied into ashes by superior southern cone latinx
kek
Anonymous United States No.151448389 >>151448449
I can’t call you a retarded faggot on Reddit though and you haven’t ruined anything, the memes making fun of you get 10x the Yous that your retarded spam gets lol.
Anonymous United States No.151448393
>boarder
Anonymous United States No.151448397 >>151449167
>>151447571
>>151448334
Aqausox bros I'm kind of disappointed that they're going to be moving to a new stadium near the arena. The parking there sucks.
Anonymous United States No.151448414 >>151448478
you know deep down your racial sport is povertyball but you're fucking dogshit at it
Anonymous United States No.151448448 >>151448932
Anonymous United States No.151448449 >>151448579
>>151448389
>our browncords spam reply so you lose
you would have your hugbox circlejerk about how you won but instead you get reminded that you're a brown shitskin who lost the only competition which matters (the election)
Anonymous United States No.151448451
>curry favor
Anonymous Canada No.151448478
>>151448414
my race invented the sport
Anonymous United States No.151448483 >>151448579 >>151448593
>if i try and post about baseball it'll distract me from the fact that i'm a brown mongrel race raped into existence by moorberians
not on our website paco
Anonymous United States No.151448498
>>151447983
cacti are antisemitic
Anonymous United States No.151448509 >>151448545 >>151448791 >>151449000
>>151441595
So the Brewers need new owners; the problem is what billionaire or group of billionaires would want to first spend the money to acquire the Brewers with a media market of about 1.6M people (35th in the nation)? If you were buying the team and knew that your ultimate reach was so hard-capped, wouldn't you explore moving the team to maximize your investment? Where could you go that has a sizable population where you're not fighting with some club's existing territorial rights? So if you can't move anywhere, and you've got a pitiful media market size, what else is there to do besides run the team on a budget?

Truly, truly what MLB needs (because the PA will never agree to a cap and MLB would shoot itself in the foot if they have another extended strike/lockout) is taking a long, hard look at revenue sharing. New York, LA, SF, Chicago, and Toronto have a tremendous media market revenue advantage they may as well play in another league. Yes, you still need good scouting, development, baseball ops, etc., and that can overcome payroll shortages in the regular season but it means shit all in the playoffs unless the stars align and you have maybe 2-3 years before your window closes with good injury luck.
Anonymous United States No.151448542
>>151448180
That's cool (the fact and the law). The desert is so cruel and beautiful
Anonymous United States No.151448545 >>151448729
>>151448509
>Where could you go that has a sizable population where you're not fighting with some club's existing territorial rights?
North Carolina
Tennessee
Anonymous United States No.151448579 >>151448611
>>151448449
>>151448483
These would be decent rebuttals if they were even 10% true lmao, but as such they just prove your severe mental disabilities
Anonymous United States No.151448593 >>151448620
>>151448483
I would like to remind you that the racist Brewers Karen was fired from her job, banned from her stadium, publicly humiliated and forced to watch her team get raped on live television by a Japanese man.
Anonymous United States No.151448611
>>151448579
kek what a zutted faggot
Anonymous United States No.151448620 >>151448679
>>151448593
how many of your kind got fired for making fun of charlie kirk? you lost paco
Anonymous United States No.151448659 >>151448702
and hasan is finished kek
bad time to be your side
Anonymous Ethiopia No.151448660
https://youtu.be/uW0V6OsxDBo?si=v_JomMFMOt9WGZHq
Anonymous United States No.151448678
can you even speak your racial language of mexican?
Anonymous United States No.151448679 >>151448698 >>151448718 >>151448720 >>151448753 >>151448770
>>151448620
Charlie Kirk? Never heard of him. Who does he play for?
Anonymous United States No.151448698 >>151448999
>>151448679
Blue Jays
Anonymous United States No.151448702
>>151448659
you're literally the same race as him?
Anonymous United States No.151448718
>>151448679
Padres I think
Anonymous United States No.151448720
>>151448679
the angels
Anonymous United States No.151448729
>>151448545
Carolinas yes, Memphis is the first TN entry I see at #50 (well below Milwaukee)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_stations_in_North_America_by_media_market
Anonymous United States No.151448753
>>151448679
Team Won The Election
Anonymous United States No.151448770 >>151448781 >>151448999
>>151448679
zuttkaner got MINDFUCKED when he found out a 5'8 250 pound mexican named alejandro was still taller, less obese, whiter, and more successful then he'll ever be
Anonymous United States No.151448774
shitposting, racism, trolling and ban evasion are cornerstones of 4chan culture and what makes it unique on the internet
Anonymous United States No.151448781 >>151448823 >>151448883 >>151448965
>>151448770
>less taller
senooooooooooooooooooor
Anonymous United States No.151448791 >>151448881
>>151448509
I overrated the Bay Area media market compared to DFW, Houston, and Atlanta, but the general point stands.
Anonymous United States No.151448823
>>151448781
>?
>do not redeem the esl saar!
Anonymous United States No.151448851
I met Charlie Kirk the day before he got shot; when I asked him about "Alejandro", he told me he was a GREAT baseball player. Thank you, Charlie!
Anonymous United States No.151448861
Ale terrifies me...
Anonymous United States No.151448881
>>151448791
those teams are dominated by football culture just like the vast majority of america
it's only LA and NYC where baseball can compete locally
Anonymous United States No.151448883
>>151448781
kek zuttkaner can't even read anymore. too much dilating
Anonymous Mexico No.151448901
>>151447848
if its as beneficial as you say everyone would do it, they are either greedy for doing it and everyone else isn't or the opposite, you cannot have both.
Avoiding taxes does not compensate for inflation and having the money security for today.
There's nothing wrong with being greedy, that's what they are being paid for, but there's also nothing wrong with chasing the win.
Anonymous United States No.151448932
>>151448448
I can't believe he did all that in one game
Anonymous United States No.151448934 >>151448965
what is it like being brown, do you ever forget and then it hits when you when you see yourself in the mirror?
Anonymous United States No.151448963
>plastic spics watching baseball too
kek
Anonymous United States No.151448965
>>151448934
what did you mean by this? >>151448781
how esl are you?
Anonymous United States No.151448999
>>151448698
>>151448770
That's Alejandro Kirk, dumbass.
Anonymous United States No.151449000 >>151449099
>>151448509
that is just the general problem, people don't seem to realize that some teams will literally never be able to be in the position the dodgers are. no media company is going to give fucking Milwaukee or Minnesota or St. Louis the media deal the dodgers get. No entity is going to drop the amount of money the Dodgers are given to prop up some flyover. There are definitely teams in big markets that have no excuse like the Angels, but to say that a team like the Brewers, or the Reds will EVER be able to be in the same position as the Dodgers just because every team is owned by a billionaire is having the business understanding of a child
Anonymous United States No.151449064 >>151449089
>deflects from being a shitskin
damn that grim huh?
Anonymous United States No.151449067 >>151449129
My Steakies would bootyblast all your shit teams.
Anonymous United States No.151449089 >>151449125
>>151449064
how does still taller turn into less taller?
Anonymous United States No.151449099 >>151449182
>>151449000
who is making the argument that the poorfag teams can spend like the Dodgers?
Anonymous United States No.151449101 >>151449168
where is nu
Anonymous United States No.151449104
i've found your spic kind really melts down on /int/, /mu/, etc about how you all worship negro-hispanics like bad bunny

even when doyerpacos win they're still all worshipping at the alter of puerto rico and mets fans
Anonymous United States No.151449125
>>151449089
it's called speed reading
do you say everything you read out loud in your head like a child?
i read like 2-3k words per minute
it might take you your full attention to shitpost on /mlb/ but for me it takes maybe 10%
Anonymous United States No.151449129
>>151449067
Kiss my grits bitch
Anonymous United States No.151449147
>alter
Anonymous United States No.151449159
nu
>>151449135
>>151449135
>>151449135
Anonymous United States No.151449167
>>151448397
They should move down to the crummy field near the airport, near where I used to live.
Anonymous United States No.151449168
>>151449101
The psychogang is willing to offer nu for a kekkies cap
Anonymous United States No.151449182 >>151450257
>>151449099
Literally everybody. Whenever you point out the obvious disadvantage a small market team has, every Dodger fan comes out of the woodwork to go "EVERYONE CAN DO WHAT THEY DO, YOU'RE JUST CHEAP!!!!"
Anonymous United States No.151450257
>>151449182
Unironically yes the other owners are jews who dont want to win for their fans. Just juice them for money. See the Angels. Just good enough to make money but never win shit.
Anonymous United States No.151456347
>>151442028
Anonymous United States No.151457454
>>151446694
The fact her parents didnt beat her for this is pathetic