Thread 151442391

gimi

How was that not a pen on Gyökeres? He gets taken out by the defender

young baka

genuinely tho why wasn't that a pen on gyokeres?
he clearly clips his foot off?

Evil Saka

penalty on liverpool

I need a Gyökeres goal from open play pls
…..

>>151442435
gimi

>>151442466
Didn’t dive hard enough for it
Sad but true

Why does Arteta hate Nwaneri?

>>151442449
>>151442466
because it's Arsenal, how are you still surprised?

He better not give away a cheap foul from which they score.
>Death-Rowe in
oof
>Eze off, Merino in
So literally 0 creativity whatsoever after already having 0 creativity for 62 minutes. Brilliant.

goatrino coming on, 4-0 coming

Thank arteta sama for the dark arts

Oh no it's the Rice-Merino-Zubi midfield

>>151442500
Let me ask you who would you send him in for

>>151442500
He takes too many shots, needs to pass more around the box

jayzooz christ saka is styling on them

ERA

Now THAT is actually a good save.

Time for our sleeper agent

>>151442449
More interested in how it was not a yellow for diving.

no era

VAR will rule this out

VAR will overturn this, watch.
i

>checks badge
no era

ERA

ERA

fuck right off what a disgrace this league is becoming

Not a pen if the Newcastle game is anything to go by.
Plus it's Arsenal so it's never a pen.

Why are VAR so desperate to overturn penalties against us?

How many pens have >we had in the prem in the last 3 years? 5? It's definitely less than 10

the just raped bukayo and no pen?

its not a pen lol, the Newcastle one was though.

nonsense

this one is not a pen

VAR would've given it as a pen for Liverpool and Man City and say the follow through was heavy

can't tell if salah handled the ball but they're 100% now

why does arsenal always get threads? is it because you're mad wogs have conquered your lands and you think you'll get a symbolic victory if they lose..? Those muzzies aren't leaving

>>151442657
Yeah there's the issue though isn't it, the clear double-standard of 'I've seen them given' not actually ever given for Arsenal
This one is 100% not a pen but I have seen players get the ball and yet still a penalty rewarded

You can see him hitting Saka's knees before he hits the ball but it will never be given to Arsenal. We all know this.

>>151442699
"played the ball" only ever referenced when it's arsenal getting a pen

take gyokeres off for fucks sake. I haven't seen a donkey like him since bendtner

AHAAHHA FUCK OFF
ANTHONY TAYLOR HAS BEEN ROBBING US FOR FUCKING YEARS
FUCK VAR
FUCK ANTHONY
AND FUCK YOU

>it's another episode of "clear and obvious error that needs 30 minutes of investigation to be cleared off"
The worst part is that they'll add, like, 12 minutes to this already semen slurping slurper.

>>151442727
A tale as old time. Can't fucking wait to see the exact same shit be given as a penalty tomorrow though.

it's a cold fucking world. what the fuck.

>>151442774
Hopefully to Man United kek

>White Kevin clearly touches the ball deeming it a fair challenge
>NOOOOO ITS A PEN

it's not a pen, but i know shit like that is always given to pool and citeh so i dont care

They really should make a book with all the rules

>>151442796
>showing shoulders and arms
haram.

>>151442695
>100% not a pen

why are you crying then?

>>151442817
>White Kevin clearly touches the ball deeming it a fair challenge
hasn't been the rule for years

>>151442820
>it's not a pen
Goes through the player to get the ball. It's a foul everywhere else on the pitch and it's a penalty to every other club in the league.

>>151442822
Check my flag. I coulda warned you, reffies love the attention replay reviews get them.
Giving some 40 year old nerdy nobody a mic and the audience of millions and they'll mug it up

>>151442796
Never seen beth in something less than an arsenal kit. interesting.

DAS IT GYOKERES

anthony taylor refrains from showing yellow cards when it's not for an arsenal player as usual, hope someone kicks his fucken bald head in this dumb wanker

>fouled while lying on the ground

love all these new rules we get to see in arsenal games

>gyokeres
>jokeres
>pookeres
>lamekere
>shitkeres
>fageres
>shillgeres

HOLY SHIT THIS AWARD WINNING STRIKER

NEVER TRUST A SWEDE

It's over.

>>151443041
>t. fraudwegian

>no goals in 9!
I hate sweden so much bros

this nigga is jacked

>>151443041
norwegians>finns>>>>>>swedes?

>>151443103
Norwegians>danes>finns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>swedes

I don't understand this logic. They're denying penalties where opposition players both play and don't play the ball. So whats the standard of winning a foul then? It's impossible to win a pen based on their current standard for arsenal.

>>151443191
that's the point

>>151443141
oh forgot about the danish peoples, they always seem absent from the scandanavian conflict.

It's not even like the Gyokores' hold up play is any good either. Hopefully we can fuck this fat shitter of to Saudi without taking too much of a loss on him.

>>151443191
its a contact sport you cry baby

this fat surstrommingcel cant do anything

+9

>>151443205
Well if you want to be technical finland is not part of scandinavia, but is part of the "nordic" countries, in which the aforementioned countries and iceland is in.
Danes are very chill, they get along with norwegians and share the mutual disgust of sweden

>+9
Fuck off.

>>151443305
mhmm, quite interesting, always used nordic and scanadanivia interchangebly.

Even our rival fans are posting videos of Liverpool winning the exact same penalties last season lmao. They're not even trying to hide the fix anymore.

Classic Leno that

>>151443373
not to defile the dead, god forbid, but i remember diego jota(may his soul rest in peace, since scousers are still using him to gain some moral highground)getting this exact pen that gyokeres didn't get, he got tripped but kept running then realized he cant get the ball and fell over, somehow the ref gave it.

>>151443367
Yup I see plenty of scandis make the same mistakes kek
One day we will unite and become a superpower!

>>151443424
Yeah literally. And a foul on elliot too which was identical to the saka one.

>>151443305
Finland isn't nordic tho

whew

not even anthony taylor can beat terrorball

aint pretty
but a win is a win is a win

FUCK YOU PGMOL YOU FUCKING CUNTS

sign of champion innit

>>151443498
It is

we are the weiners

Gunning for the league 1-0 at a time

ONE NIL

>>151443498
Unfortunately, it is.

>>151443536
They're uralic mongoloids

IT'S ARSENAL AND FUCK THE REST

>>151443578
Sure
They’re funny though

>>151443550
FOR THE ARSENAL

Clean sheet fc
>>151443578
That is also true.

Artetaball is sucking away any and all pleasure from watching this sport, no jest. I already struggle to get two games a week and it's barely October.
Don't think I'll be able to hold on much longer, lads.

>>151443626
He hoovered up defenders. Got three shots on goal.

The fact that sessegnon was able to foul saka twice without going for the ball and leaving without a yellow is a disgrace

Big gyok is the new heskey, he's your fave striker's fave striking partner

>50% of our goals are from corner
lol

>still the top scorer
kek imagine 1-0, only corners for 30 more matches

>>151444110
Its one nil to the Arsenal all the way until the end of the season.

>>151444110
Hate the way we play

>>151444081
Try to score.

Just win every game until the end of the season, and lift the trophy

>>151444110
Was it Kai back in the day that got injured for half a season and still stayed atop the scorers table with his mere 9 goals? Fraudsenal LondKEK.

>>151444327
>Bukayo Saka on mentality of winning the league:

>"We believe. The mentality is simple, winning in any context. There will be games we dominate on possession, games where we are struggling, any context we win.

>We showed today, we started poorly, we won."

That's all it is. Just win them all.

>>151444467
Absolutely based

>>151444467
>There will be games we dominate on possession
>games where we are struggling

full arse

>>151444467
Uurgh

>>151444242
love the way we got points though

>>151444110
that's what a team sport like football is about
I'm not sure if you guys are keeping up with football but shape-shifting football is the hottest gimmick
look at psg for example, players swapped positions all the time confusing the markers or dragging them out of position
This is the future

>>151444467
Buzzwords until they actually put their money where their mouth is
I get he has to say this shit but lads come on

the fuck does that even mean

i like gyok alot. ties up the cb and they give him zero room. overall a good signing. we all want more goals from him tough.

>>151447224
the answer costs a (You)

>>151447854
ugh, fine
not that I care anyway

>>151446242
PSG do not play Big Sam football

Last season we choke that lead with no zubimendi, Spaniards are the best for winding the clock down

>vs Atletico next
Imagine the semen, imagine the slurping

>>151448658
It means they didn't even get a shot on goal

>>151446929
Why not just say Fulham didn't register a single shot on target? xGOT is a completely worthless stat when there are no shots on target, it's supposed to be used to measure a striker's finishing or a keeper's shotstopping.

>>151451404
I don't like these nustats either but it's a indication of how hard we made it for them to register a shot on target while shots on target could be 0 but they could've had a clear opportunity that hit the woodwork or smashed it out of the stadium like gyokores

City are a bigger title threat than Liverpool

0 Champions League trophies

>>151451602
xGOT, by definition, only considers shots on target. Shots that hit the post or missed the target have a xGOT of 0. So if a team registers 0 shots on goal, the xGOT will always be 0 as well.

>>151444589
Kek

just said no shot on target, fuck is up with these bullshit made up stat, christ on a bike
stop letting this american stat obsessed shit infect everywhere

I don't get people saying "signs of champions la" for this performance, it's not like we ever on the ropes.

>stay up late to watch the first half
>it's always the shittiest half
Goddammit.

>>151451906
True, despite spending a lot Liverpool built a squad with shit balance. City can shit the bed if Haaland drops his form. He scores the vast majority of their goals.

am fairly excited to the terrorism derby with atletico madrid in the upcoming ucl fixture.

>>151443917
>3 goals conceded in 11 matches
Defensively the best start in Arsenal's history, and the best defence in Europe so far.

>>151452022
look forward to you disappearing from the board for another couple weeks again after another loss/draw to yanited

I don't want /mug/ today.

>>151461924
4th loss in a row will be really funny.

>that fat fuck ange who won spuds the Europa league got sacked again, meanwhile sharteta is still in the job after only winning 1 FA cup 6 years ago
Make it make sense

>>151461992
Forest couldn't even wait until Ange's second season, in which he usually wins something.

>>151454126
Shame he was offside for his goal, what a finish.

the way >we are winning games reminds me of last season, we all knew what happened once the deadball goals started to dry up …. >we REALLY need to start clicking and scoring from open play. Shit is unsustainable, just like late winners.

Villa pls.

>>151461992
dumb frog

I've always liked Villa.

>>151463782
Yeah, Stiliyan Petrov era Villa was cool.

>Spurs have won at home three times in the previous 17 top-flight matches
Still got that new stadium stank.

https://www.rousingthekop.com/2025/10/19/mikel-arteta-and-his-arsenal-players-are-already-rattled-by-liverpool-boss-arne-slot/

Look at the seethe in this article. 97pool are rattled as fuck

that top of the league feel

>>151464481
I think Austria anon wrote this article.

Liverpool fans concerned about how arsenal are winning and are saying we must find another way to win is hilarious when Liverpool literally can't even win at all. So who really needs to find another way to win? You could put 1000 of these guys in a room and you wouldn't find 2 braincells between them

>villa btfo maccabees in the rehersal before the final shoahdown
today, I dont fucking hate birmingham

>>151464533
careful you cheeky git :p

Livershit already getting battered

lmao Lolerpool

>>151464755
You can't rely on Man Utd to not be retarded though.

>take a piss
>Lpoo already concede

heh

has united even won there since ferg?

Now Liverpool have turned to shit, you just know Man City are going to win pretty much every game 2-0 playing the most soulless football going.

holy fuck if that were >us I’d be having an aneurysm by now.
>hitting the woodwork three times

>>151466694
they are haaland-merchants. but yes, city are the threat

>>151466907
>tfw no Nordic goal scoring machine at Arsenal
feelsbadmang

>>151467177
my boi just needs more time...

>>151467204
hopefully…..

A draw is the ideal outcome
>Liverpoop gets a false sense of security
>We get another /mug/ thread

Incoming 90+7 Liverpool goal.

BIG SLAB

>>151467534
>liverpoo

KWAB

I always liked Maguire.

>>151466694
City could very well win the league and Arsenal finish 2nd again. I'd be quite pissed if that's what happens to say the least.

>8 minutes


????????????????????? HOW???

Holy fuck it's our year

>>151468299
Shut it.

kek.

>>151468299
DON'T JINX IT YOU FUCK
IT'S SO OVER

We're winning the league yea

>>151468299
Stfu

>>151468477
>goes on to get slapped by mighty Brighton and Hove Albion

well look at that game raising cunts actually did their thing

FUCK IT

WE ARE WINNING THE LEAGUE

I can live without /mug/ for a week.

what are the odds he obsesses (again) about arteta and the arsenal in his presser?

>>151468649
miss claude......

>>151468762
still hurts

If you know who had any shame at all he'd fucking kill himself but sadly we all know he's as shameless as they come. Can't wait to see the literal 100s of posts and articles and comments coping about >us.

>>151468659
They sold their best player (Diaz) and got rid of the only player who was dangerous during crosses (Nunez) and replaced them with a literal who (Writz) and Isak who has been a fraud so far

Liverpool's goal difference is taking a hit.

>>151468819
>GD -1
Lmao, but they _need_ a good pounding to bring that down a few notches still.

...

unironically though, they were hella unlucky.
they hit the woodwork way too many times, and fucked up other easy chances as well.
manure was wasteful as well, poono could've easily scored but missed it by a small margin.

COYG

Has 4chan been blocked in Ireland or something? Great weekend.

>>151468996
kek

>>151468996
>Has 4chan been blocked in Ireland or something?
Only for the obsessed freaks I'm afraid. They'll be able to post next week though unfortunately.

HMagZ player of the match hahaha

You're welcome lads I dedicate that to Keane x Viera

>>151468931
They really did want Liverpool to win last season.

>>151469086
imagine slabhead playing for this arsenal side, he'd win ballon dor

>>151452022
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>UNITED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>another 190 free week
You love to see it.

>>151468819
>man utd are now in the top 10
I don't like that.

>>151468064
They are 1 Eling Haaland injury away from capitulation.

>Jokeres disabling comments on his IG
How about improving your game instead of reading social media comments.

>>151470566
He plays 90 minutes
Arsenal win and get 3 points
Everybody happy

kek

I NEED Gyökeres to score a hatty vs CP.

>>151471690
You will get 3 shots on target and no goals, and you'll be happy!

>>151471690
a hattrick of hoovering up three defenders, letting saka score a brace

good weekend.

>>151472828
>>151472930
no, I want Gyökeres’ goals AND assists, nothing else will suffice.

Let's look at how it's going for Carlos Cuesta

>>151442507
Thankfully this lad isn’t gaffer

>>151481056
He knows the rule.

>400 gorillion to become worse than current Chelsea and United
Man City and Arsenal being destroyed by injury last season really masked liverpisses flaws

>>151462278
Big Gabi MUST not get injured, he's the reason why we're so threatening from set pieces

Fabregas is next in line for the succession. Although Wilshere still has time to impress.

>>151483766
That, plus the PGMOL correction bias due to Coote being a Klopp-hating paedo, and Salah playing out of his skin for another bumper pay cheque.

The most important and impressive thing that happened in the match against Fulham was that nobody in the Arsenal team got injured.

>>151484804
It's way too early to say, but Barca would be keeping tabs on him even though Flick isn't that old at 60.

Have we upgraded from doesn't concede more than 3 goals to doesn't concede more than 1 goal?

>>151488151
I dont even have to filter irish flags anymore.

Be afraid Glock9, when you come for the King, you better not miss.

>>151483766
>>151485385
can’t remember an easier season for a coach at a new club, Slotto the Bald, as we see now, solely relied on Klopp’s team and also apparently just kept everything as basic as possible. Now with ‘his’ players and tactics dude gets slapped left and right.
>>151491502
too early to tell but that is easily the best (when not plagued by injuries) defensive unit >we have had since the invincible days.

>>151492327
442 with gyokvertz bulldozer calafury crashing wrecking ball

>>151492823
Gyok and Havertz striker partnership can genuinely work. I am praying for 4-4-2 comeback.

>>151492823
>>151492847
how do we set up that midfield doe?
eze-zubi-rice-saka
but then odegaard comes back and he's the captain of this ship
eze-ode-rice-saka
but zubi is genuinely good and there's no point in dropping him.
additionally, eze hasn't been groundbreaking in that LW position when he started there.
but id love to see us trying it.

>>151492875
>eze-zubi-rice-saka
Yeah, but Zubi and Rice have to stay back and screen the defense. Only Rice might have the occasional late run in the box (with Calafiori covering for him). Ode presses but he isnt actually good at defending so there is no room for him in this setup, maybe cover for Havertz, since he will have the creative role in the two man striker partnership. FM cant come soon enough to try this. I have played Arsenal with 4-4-2 before. Its a challenge to make it work in this 3 man midfield world.

saved

>2 man central midfield
You tacticos ain't gonna make it

>>151494284
There were people insisting we play Zinchenko as a midfielder. Most fans are clueless about the sport they watch.

>>151492327
Has he even returned to full time training? It could still be a month or so until Kai's fully back.

>>151494392
the kaiser returns to training whenever he wishes to do so.

>>151494284
King Kai plays like a midfielder half the time tbf

>>151494301
Yep. Just check /epl/ for proof.

>>151492976
>FMigger
You mean that pace and gegenpress simulator? Wow you know so much about tactics bro

Took him one game to adapt.

>>151483766
>>151485385
>>151492369
Damn I came into this thread and saw people talking about tactics, thought this thread was good but apparently you all post your schizo twitter takes too

>>151494766
Yeah some players are better at it than others. Do you not know what the Adaptability stat means on FM?

New schizo having a melty?
Or old schizo on a VPN?

This squad is one Paquetá and one igor jesus away from being a generational squad

>>151494828
The 5th coming of Jesus will happen this season.

>>151468808
Didn't we say last season that Nunez was shit? Now he was good?

>>151492875
Lol what an idiot take, why do you think you'd know more about this team and tactics than arteta and his elite coaching staff? midwits posting their dream formations as if this is FIFA

>>151495021
Yup, best to just keep plugging away and see how the table looks after 30 games have been played.

Amorim has won games at the Eithad and Anfield before Arteta

>>151495044
Nah we've got to overreact to our position in the table, City, Liverpool and how transfers are performing. What do you think this is? A place for intellectuals?

>>151494855
When you compare you realize he was excellent in fact.

>>151495102
He wasn't though.

we've literally become too good, there is nothing to moan about anymore.

Sack Arteta, and sell Saka, Saliba, and Rice. We need a new project.

>>151481056
Smart guy. Arteta is a meme but he's 100x the manager Slut is.

>>151495119
yeah he won the manager trophy too

Hincapie will be available for Atletico.

>>151494951
in case you couldn't tell, it was purely imaginative formations, i also added little snippets to why none of them could work, but there's nothing wrong with seeing us trying new things.
ofc the 4-3-3 is the best thing for us currently.

mikel MERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO says arteta is one of the best if not the best coach in the world, case closed for arteta outers.

>>151495080
Shame about Grimsby.

>>151496538
>oh boy I'd love to see a 4231 with a double pivot and martinelli in the half spaces with odegaard being a mezzala!!
so you post meaningless drivel like you're a narcissistic woman whose tweets get 7 likes and she thinks that means something. yeah we need more pseuds talking about tactics they learned from football manager acting as if arteta or stuivenberg would even entertain them

>>151496619
>Player says his manager is the best in the world
Is that supposed to be shocking? It's true but what's the big deal?

>>151492823
>>151492847
>yet another 1-0 after a set-piece wonky ass goal, but now with 300 times more wasted chances
At least it would be entertaining.

>>151494848
I legit forgot about this fool, lmao.
Now I kinda want to see him with Kai and Gyok up front for the Complete Three Stooges Experience.
Man.

>>151496914
Jesus might end up being sold in January. But if he's fit they might want to keep him for that final push.

Jokeres turning off the comments on his IG tell me that he's not strongmind enough to make it here. Once shitvertz is back he'll bench jokeres until the end of the season

>>151497683
Comments are pretty easy to ignore, unless you want that boost by reading positive ones. But Insta isn't the place for getting that anyway. Hopefully he just wants to get his head down and concentrate on his work more.

I swear that getting injured is the easiest way to trick fans into thinking you're elite. There's a reason why there has been a narrative around Arsenal needing to sign a striker for such a long time, even when Havertz was fit. Havertz is a decent player, but he is not a good striker. He's too scared to shoot and he drops too deep and doesn't cause any problems for defenders. Nuno famously said last season that he told his defenders to just ignore Havertz because he won't do anything dangerous with the ball. He had one decent spell that lasted a few months and that was it. He's certainly not a bad player by any means, but he certainly isn't deserving of being the highest paid player at the club right now.

Gyokeres isn't scoring as much as he needs to, but he is at least causing problems for defenders and he's not afraid to shoot. Eventually when the rest of the team realises that they have a centre forward that will actually run towards the goal, he'll get more goals.

>>151497929
Merino is the best striker we have.

One more day until the haram ball derby, so hyped
>>151496771
>No - you can't discuss about possible team arrangments in the thread b-because .... you just cant OKAY?!
>>151497683
He's entering the hyperbaric time chamber (the bench) so he won't be able to see them anyways. it makes sense disabling them.

>>151497929
unfortunately this, Gyökeres also had, at least in the couple of last games, very decent chances to score but due to factors didn’t but him simply running behind (something Havertz rarely does) opens up way more space than Kai‘s dropping deep or straddling into the box.

Its funny how whenever someone mentioned Havertz contributions to the team outside of scoring goals it was dismissed and laughed out of the room but the same things are now positives for Gyokeres when he doesnt score.

>>151498332
Lmao at you thinking you know more about football than arteta, stick to watching nba

>>151498864
different assets for different players, what Gyokeres offers off the ball and in terms of enabling others is imho more useful than what Havertz does but >we do need both eventually.

>wet spam
They huffed and puffed..

>>151499219
This could be the season they get relegated.

>>151499219
don’t think Nuno can save them, they look abysmal but maybe he’ll work his magic.

>>151499256
I hope he figures it out and forest get relegated instead. Fuck edu and marinakis

west sham don't even look bad on paper, dunno what's wrong with em. they have some decent players.
shan't bother watching these inferior london team though.

>>151499505
They play in a shit stadium. Today they are protesting that.

>>151499533
well it is a shit stadium indeed.

>merino doing the press conference
so he is starting tomorrow.
interesting.

>>151499533
>>151499688
They sully all those happy 2012 memories.

>There is anger amongst the Atletico Madrid squad after they had to leave training at the Emirates Stadium this evening without being able to shower because there was no hot water.
That's right, keep them sweating.

ok so why tf is every media outlet talking about stoke fc and all that garbage? is it narrative? do they not watch the games? like i like memeing about it but like this isnt even entertainment....

>>151500345
>based

>>151502192
They hate >us cause they ain't >us

>>151502192
>is it narrative?
Do you even have to ask? Same as "soft Arsenal don't like it up 'em".

Atletico are a bitch to play against so it's going to be a rough and tough game. This is the game if any for Gyökeres to put on a big performance.

>>151506715
>Atletico Madrid’s away record stands at W0 D3 L2, with 5 goals scored and 8 conceded

They're definitely going to park the bus so Gyökeres won't get any chances now that I think about it. Shame.

I unironically think Atletico is a game for Merino to start up top.

1-0 to the Arsenal

game has 1-1 or 0-0 written all over it.

in 10 bongs we play atletico de madrid in match where we win 2-0 with a goal from big vik and another from saka.

Jokeres bros

>27 Apr 2018, Europa League Semi-finals, 1st leg
>Ospina
>Bellerin
>Mustafi
>Kosclelny
>Monreal
>Ramsey
>Xhaka >Wilshire
>Welbeck
>Ozil
>Lacazette
We've come a long way.

>>151514709
>We've come a long way.
We will only have come a long way if we win something this season, preferably something major.

>>151494848
>>151496914
>>151497032
John Cross is saying Jesus could return to full training in December. Probably just in time to sell him in January, or to make him a super sub in the latter half of the season.

>>151494951
Arteta has won zero titles in 6 attempts
I’ve won zero with 0 attempts
My stats are better and you should listen to my tactics

True gooners remember Arsenal legend Arturo Lupoli

>>151514332
Gyokeres could score 7 own goals over the course of the season if it meant us winning the league by playing him up top. It's working.

>>151515145
>that Lupoli+Bendtner combo in the reserves

>>151514097
I'm watching the match
The spaniards are already tired lol

No idea if you guys will be able to watch it, but they're streaming our U19 against Atletico's on youtube here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q2xS86za4I

>>151515117
Arteta has a job, you don't

>>151515309
>lost 4-3
The U19's aren't doing well at all.

>>151515658
Arteta is literally a neet
He gets paid for accomplishing nothing
I’m unironically a bigget net gain on society than him

>>151515832
Learn how to speak English if you want to stop exposing yourself as being Indian, that's if you want to be an actual bigger* net gain on society

>>151515843
>still seething because we raped and stole all the british cuties

>>151515832
>>151515843
>>151515877
now now, make up you two, we are a big /arse/ family in here who accept and discuss every (valid) opinion. Also Arteta criticism is justified UNTIL he wins big (or gets the boot).

>>151514709
>Ospenis
>Bellend
>Shitstafi
>Ecclesiastical
>Unreal (how shit he is)
>Ramshite
>Xshit
>Wheelchair
>Welbz
>
>Lacathreat

>>151516337
>tfw no Arsenal loving instagram slag gf
:(

>>151516337
R O S E
O
S
E

>>151516337
>simping for a slag
Fuck off back to pleddit

>>151516504
too three dimensional and of age for ya?

>>151516560
not really my type and eons ago I had an Hungarian/American gf and since then I’m steering clear of anything that swashes over the Atlantic.

>>151516626
You have certain preference where Instagram slags are concerned, that's fair enough.

>Simon Jordan ADMITS he wants Arsenal to WIN the Premier League and says they can win the UCL too!
Based Simon

2-0 win today both from Gyok
t. script writer

>>151516610
No just pathetic limp wristed men simping for any foid that wears a football shirt, go watch the lionesses faggot

>5 open play goals in 8 league games

give it to me straight lads, is it sustainable?

>>151516878
>>151517018
>>151517122
Genuinely reas the same posts from the same flags a few weeks.

Deja vu

>>151515806
The youth team as whole lost quite a few players the past 12 months. Gonna have to refresh it.

>>151517122
no, the team either clicks and starts performing without the over reliance on dead ball goals or they simply will start drawing an awful lot of games like last season and thus win nothing.

>>151517122
they were creating a lot of chances in open play against Fulham, just unlucky. Gyokeres needs to crack on though, for sure.

>>151517122
If we continue to shut teams out and concede fuck all goals, then yes it is.

>>151517122
No. If a team nullifies the set piece shenanigans then >we're well and truly fucked. And obviously every other club will copy that team and try and maybe succeed at nullifying more set pieces. >We absolutely need more than one avenue for goals. There were a few games last season where we got like 11 or 12 corners and didn't score anything from it. Can't be in that position again.

>>151517122
Just like LelVARpoop scoring last minute winners and getting lucky penalties isn't.
>>151517468
I'm frankly surprised more teams aren't just copying what Porto did to us. I was fully expecting that to become the norm after that game.

>>151517595
>what Porto did to us.
I don't really remember much of that game other than Raya's heroics desu. Were those the games were every single Porto player would instantly hit the floor the second the wind speed exceeded 1mph? Or was that someone else?
And of course sometimes it's not because the other team has perfectly nullified >our tactics but because >we just cannot hit the broadside of a barn if >our lives depended on it. That was definitely a problem as well, which is all the more reason to have more than one avenue for goals.

>>151517765
>Were those the games were every single Porto player would instantly hit the floor the second the wind speed exceeded 1mph?
Yeah, that's the one.
Felt like the ball was in play for like 15% of the game. Every single corner or set piece you'd have 3-4 of their players throwing themselves like a grenade had just landed at their feet and the ref had no option but to give them a free kick every single time.

>>151517811
That does ring a bell. I'm not too surprised that PL teams at the very least didn't try that cause I don't think the referees, as monumentally retarded as they are, would give teams that much benefit of doubt.
Unless it came to penalties, which >we may as well not practise tbqhwy

>Myles and Martinelli starts
>Hinacpie on the bench

>MLS starting
kinda worried

>>151517938
miles starting over calafiori, interesting

>>151517938
how do you not win the champions league with this squad? This is kinda the best squad Arsenal has had in decades

>>151518003
none of them ever won anything on their own so you cant tell how they'll react to a huge game

How many yellows tonight?

>>151518003
lmao

>>151517938
>hinacpie
Who?

>>151517991
Good rotation desu. MLS needs some game time.

>>151517991
>>151517988
Calafiori has played a surprising amount of minutes already tbf.

>>151518003
Cause other clubs also have good squads and better managers? The best Arsenal have says absolutely nothing about the rest of the world.

>>151518277
Hincapie*
You know, the Ecuadorian guy from Leverkusen that I think is technically on loan but will be bought for like 50m or something silly next season who got injured instantly after the transfer. I don't think he's even played a minute of preseason.

>>151518407
>Hincapie
he'll come on for mls in the 85th

>>151518464
I forgot that he had already made an appearance this season. Against Bilbao in the CL, in the 90th minute.
Also apparently the referee today had sent off Hincapie earlier this year against Atletico already lol. But he had also sent off an Atletico player earlier in the match as well. Maybe it'll be a fun match after all.

>>151517938
>hincapie benches
I am not watching till hincapie gets subbed on

>>151518918
dude was injuries until now, no chance he gets any meaningful minutes.

THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOONSSSSSS

>>151518949
i said what i said
i am checking the score tho
A pretty good match and arteta is taking no hostages with that lineup

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

These shitters couldn't even withstand a lukewarm shower, they need some whoopin.

COME ON MY ARSE!

>little girl doing the gyok
cute

Why do you fags always hide in this thread instead of the actual match thread?

is cala being rested or is he injured

I NEED Gyökeres’ goals now and vs CP.

>>151519101
mate these match threads are filled with CP posting nonces, not the nicest experience for a normal human being.

>>151519101
match threads are full of retards
at least here most of the retards also support my team

Timber having an off day

Timber's on a mission today

>>151519106
He's on the bench so probably just being rested

>>151519101
2fast and full of nonces desu

>>151519101
No-one actually watches the match in the match thread.

rice should have buried that

Fuck, nearly

TROLLED.

This is gonna be a long watch isn’t it bros?

>Shieze
>Price
...

Why is this fag dressed like John Wick?

Could've been 3-0 up

>>151518407
We bought another left back??? Death to arteta!!

>>151519101
we prefer talking in here than to people like you

Myles pls...

>>151519211
He always dresses like a 12 year olds idea of what a cool person dresses like.

>>151519225
Oy mate, you got a loiscense for that racism?

>>151519221
>We bought another left back???
Technically it'll be next season
Also if Myles keeps this up and Calafiori dies then it might end up being a vital signing.

>>151519225
How are you posting here with the OSA in place Nigel?

man can we PLS SCORE A FUCKING GOAL FROM OPEN PLAY.

>7 mins in
>still 0 goals scored
Arteta OUT! Gyokeres OUT! Josh OUT! Berta OUT!

>Goobriel
Kek, these motherfuckers cannot hit a ball straight in open play to save their lives. I know he's a CB but lmao.

>>151519260
Yeah I know, i’m kinda joking but this guy needs to stop with the left backs

>>151519291
Don’t mind it honestly
It’s kinda cute, kinda similar to if a couple of five year olds were commenting

>>151519326
it's like a woman commentator for me. it doesn't work in football. hockey sure, but not fooball

>>151519291
age of goat commentators died long ago, might listen to some Peter Dury bits here and there but if I can I turn commentary off completely.

>>151519298
>We
did lose 3 to 4 of them this season tbf.

>almost 15 minutes
poland should be listening to the champions league anthem by now.

>>151519336
Nah women don’t work because
1 they’re awful
2 everybody knows their awful
3 obvious diversity hires (west has fallen etc.)
4 they’re think they belong and are doing a good job

>14 mins in
>still 0 goals scored
!

At least >we're taking shots I guess

>>151519346
Yes, which means we failed to keep good players or got rid of bad ones, neither is good

>haaland's 24th goal of the season already
city are going to win the league arent they, that's ludricous

>Baka

>>151519451
Getting rid of bad ones sound pretty good to me desu

>>151519451
And before anyone says
>getting rid of bad players is bad?
Well arteta bought those bad players

>>151519498
too late sucka

>stream on Paramount that the jews made me pay for to watch Europe still hasn't loaded
what a cool country

>>151519471
He'll be like Suarez in 2014. He'll almost carry City to the title, but Rodri will say "this does not fucking slip" and then literally slip over.

>>151519510
It’s joever, i concede

>>151519471
yeah he is goating it up again …

>>151519471
unironically teams should just hurt him

>>151519516
grandpa I told you, you can just stream it for free

Haramball vs Haramball

>>151519547
I don't want to watch on my pleb monitor i want to watch on my tv

>>151519516
is it not on amazon prime for you?

>>151519561
>the american fears the HDMI cable

Ah yes, the impeccable and proven successful so many times tactic of exchanging bazillion passes in front of own box and then getting dispossessed in the final 3rd, how bold.

I'm so tired. I hate the Autumn/Winter transition from Summer

Jesus christ what was that

>>151519596
>not being tired all the time

Kek

>>151519585
I can do wireless display straight from my computer to my huge tv in my living room
This guy is a dumb boomer

>Gaya
Holy fuck, what a retard lmao

>gaya
>poopiss-smelly also completely asleep to the danger

Lewis-Skelly is so bad in this game. Holy shit, he didn't even try to close down the Atletico player that had an open goal

its okay he havent had a retard moment in a while. he needs to relieve some pressure.

>>151519568
>>151519585
they make the goyim use Paramount

Guys… you’re going to summon the indian if you keep this up

>>151519624
*Millenial, doubt anyone is a boomer here but you’d be surprised how many zoomers are technologically illiterate, especially when it comes to pirating.

That's at least 2 shots on target in under 30 minutes.

how to score a goal?

>squander good chances
yeah >we gonna concede some bs goal cause >we can’t finish for shit.

Man that Gyokeres feller really impresses, huh?
Just look at his pace, I mean, look at this workrate! Holy moly. All those _accurate_ backpasses. Seriously, he's twice the player Lacazette ever was.
Simple. Fricking. As.

Fucking hell this is so sloppy

Fat Swedish shitter completely invisible again

>b-b-but look at the runs he makes off the ball!!!

sick to death of this fat swedish faggot, no technical ability and no meaningful pace yet half the fanbase is sexually attracted to him so they yap about how he "bullies" defenders

gyokeres could have been killed

Henry as striking coach when???

>>151519711
>>151519715
>>151519720
>>151519728
Trust the process

dubs and gyokeres scores

should have been at least 2-0 up.

Not even gyoks fault. Every single striker looks like pure ass under arteta except for auba, and that’s only because auba wouldn’t fucking listen to his retarded coaching

That was probably the first time Saka passed to Gyökeres since he joined the club. The Swede could have scored twice today if Saka decided to pass him.

SEND HIM OFF

>runs into him
not a foul

That's at least something for the Gyokeres contribution jar

>>151519778
Could've been 0-1 too.

>>151519794
You need to stop with this gimmick

>>151519790
And Auba only looked good in that LW position anyway with a overlapping wing back.

sick free kick that, lads

>baited for a foul and a card
Lmao, looks like Kai lessons are starting to bear fruit.

>>151519830
Simply epic

>>151519820
Not a gimmick. I'm watching the game, you should try the same.

Only wasted what like 2 minutes for that dog shit?

god what a terrible FK
set piece FC my ass

>shartinelli
>sharts

really tired of fartinelli's shit

zubimendi is my favourite player :)

this is worse than offsidecott

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>151519852
I am
Bro should take some responsibility if you ask me

Genuinely impressed he managed to be offsides there, that’s so bad hahahhahaha

Shame that's offside, deserved a goal for that fag rolling around on the floor after getting tackled.

>>151519852
Saying Gyokeres could score is absolutely a gimmick, la.

>gf watching some retarded show where people are marrying random dudes they have never met before (that got matched by ‘specialists’) on the big living room tv
>have to watch Arsenal being unable to score in the bedroom
aaaaaaaaah

>>151519878
same :)

Martinelli isn't even at fault there, no way he even reaches that shot if he's onside.

>>151519878
>>151519902
aaaaand he's suspended

>>151519897
We have Married at First Sight as well. Enjoy watching in the cuckshed.

Why is it every time I sit down to watch Arsenal it is an absolute slurper?

Lmao Zubi's already suspended for the next match

zoobishitendi

We miss the runs of Calafiori. No one is making those runs in this team.

>>151519897
>>151519924
I see the legacy TV cancer spreads still...

At least the PSG Leverkusen game is a banger

>>151519943
Kek

just fast forward to the set piece goal and then skip to the whistle. 1-0 arse

>>151519993
>>151519993
>>151519993
new

>>151519922
Better that he's suspended against Slavia Prague than Bayern Munich. Rice is one yellow away from a suspension too so ideally he picks up a yellow this match too.

>if you criticise us then you must be a livershit fan
When did the fanbase get so cringe about a rivalry that isn't real? I expect better from you lot, we're top of the fucking league and some tards would rather talk about the rest of the top 4

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