Thread 151449794

sovl edition

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies
-crackling

>>151450371
shut up faggot

makes a lot of sense that the annoying spamming faggot is also a jak spammer

Good morning alf

Morning mate
also
>Tigs

>>151449794 (OP)
>sovl

i miss banejeet, the one that always posted that gayco take the wheel gif and not the one that is obviously mickhead with a vpn

I miss the huddersfield anon

Up and at 'em

its all mick it always was

B: B.Frampton, D.Moore, B.Maynard
HB: I.Quaynor, J.Howe, J.Daicos
C: D.Houston, J.De Goey, P.Lipinski
HF: B.McCreery, D.McStay, L.Schultz
F: B.Hill, T.Membrey, J.Elliott
FOLL: D.Cameron, N.Daicos, S.Pendlebury
I/C: H.Perryman, J.Crisp, S.Sidebottom, N.Long, C.West

Depth: Ed Allan, Wil Parker, Reef McInnes, Harvey Harrison, Roan Steele, Jack Buller

Christ, not looking good for us piechads...

>>151453409
You need to go to the draft.

>>151449794 (OP)
/nrl/ here
Is the st kilda one an edit? If not what were they thinking

rub and tug looms

>>151453684
fuck off cunt

>>151453884
shan't

If youre team is not top 5 then its SHIT

>>151455344
only stats since 1990 matter champ

>>151455344
lol at counting suburban joke flags

Only stats before 1972 matter

university supporters on suicide watch kek

>>151455344
really should be per % of games played, also >>151455367

>>151453647
With what?

>>151456602
meth mostly iykwim haha

>>151455344
I suppose University was actual University kids getting beat up on by full grown men

afl should get with the times and have large sponsors on the front of the jumpers

the eagles jumper should have big cutouts where ella roberts breasts can poke out

the magpies jumper should be made of sexy fishnet mesh like the dancers at gay nightclubs

do you think the aflw girls fist each others arseholes?

>>151456890
you mean like the training tops?

do you think the hawthorn bois fist each others arseholes?

>>151449794 (OP)
Giants and Suns logos shouldn't be soulless corporate lettering

>>151457137
Giants and Suns shouldn't be

>>151456602
Well you should have traded some players that had currency still for picks but it's too late now

>>151457223
Collingwood really don't have a lot of tradable assets. Aside from the obvious one, who they rely on to an obscene degree, there's no one on their list that really carries a lot of currency.

collingwood btfo

we're watching the motogp

>>151458019
Self inflicted. They went all in on a flag with the older brigade, came pretty close but it didn't pay off. Maybe if they had some more midfield depth so Sidebottom and Pendlebury could be managed more throughout the season and fresher for finals but ultimately close but just not good enough.

collingwood is a pendlebury injury away from being bottom 4

>>151457480
de goey would still have currency enough to get a first rounder i'd imagine

>>151458020
>marquezwinslol

>>151453884
Don't be rude to our /nrl/ brothers

>>151458084
>Only played 24 games across the last two years
Massive buyer beware. His body is very close to hitting the wall and he was already an impact player prone to going missing as much as he could win games.

Collingwood are FUCKED

>>151458207
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

oh crazy another thing you hate amazing stuff keep us posted mate

Hey guy that hates everything, what's your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?

>>151458177
Yeah so he's still got some currency. Anyways Fly want's players not draftee's so that's why Collingwood traded heavily in this draft and brought in some guys oh wait....

food isn't very good when you think about it

>>151453409
the line up of a bottom eight team

>>151458207
>KICK THA BAAAAAALL

>>151458314
I love food

I’m going to kill my neighbour

>>151458314
Shut your fucking mouth

>>151458354
why

>>151458287
im not him retard, but

Baked Provisions steak and chili pie from Spudshed
Nescafe Cappuccino Sachet with 3 teaspoons of sugar, 1/2 glass of milk

when i grow up, i'll have a study, not a 'mancave'.

>>151458383
applied for youth allowance yet mate?

>>151458394
the transgender paedophile wouldn't mind youth allowance...

Fuck whoever just reported me is a faggot

>>151458354
why was this deleted i demand answers

if you surround yourself with a bunch of banal pop culture posters and paraphernalia you need to grow the fuck up

Rule 1- violating US law

>>151458464
violate this dick

>>151458117
/nrl/ is no brother of mine, especially after their pathetic cope in here when their gf got 400k more viewers (meanwhile 4 million more people actually went to afl games lmao)

>>151458531
don't set him off mate

>>151458531
yeah that dragged on for too long it was funny at first but as usual they don't know when to stop

The NRL Grand Final was better than the AFL Grand Final

I get pissed off with the twilight/night grand final pulling more viewers rhetoric, the numbers are better for night games literally only because people are far more likely to have gatherings or get together at the pub for a day grand final so they are all watching on the same tv, it’s so obvious, I feel like there are some Jewish tricks at play with the promotion of twilight/night grand final, they’re trying to steal our sovls

>>151458531
he had a point though, the graph you kept posting showed that the nrl had more growth than the afl, was a bit of an own goal

Getting rid of the bounce was the nail in the coffin for me anyway, might still try and watch my teams games if I can stomach it but other than that I’m fucking done with this (((compromised))) sport

>>151458629
The graph showed the only significant growth the NRL had was with their women's league, retard.

>>151458680
it was higher growth across the board. define "significant" btw

NRLSPERG UH
ATTENDANCE FIGURES YUH
TELEVISION VIEWERSHIP CUH

who protesting

>>151458675
SO fucking true. Im making the switch to NRL next year.

jackass embarrassed the nation again

the ayy thread is just one cunt talking to himself

>>151458771
nah i've been monitoring, seems 2-3+ there

in year 7 interschool summer carnival i was assigned rugby league and we weren't allowed to kick the ball above knee height or try to evade a tackle in any way. we were only allowed to run straight, no side stepping, jumping or spinning through opponents.

got worse because for the winter carnival i was assigned to play soccer instead of footy

>>151458796
pigs arse

>>151458817
okay mate

>>151458771
Nah, multiple in there

>>151458796
Was heaps more than that last night too for a few hours, like a normal thread for a bit

i'm under attack

Love a south melbourne dimmy

>>151458870
the thing is that soccer gennies are often relatively slow just as a matter of convention, they don't really have freeforall general conversation like /afl/ or /cric/. check out ligue 1's genny for example

Help, I’m retarded

Too poor for kayo so can't watch the ODI
just been cleaning my room all weekend instead

>>151459066
There's a support group available for like minded people >>151332234.

Haven’t watched kayo in weeks but I keep paying for it

>>151459080
Chuck us the login so I can watch the ODI la x

man i jus dont even fukcing care anymore honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=769QLmfi23o

do tradies really talk like this?

>basically coherent sentences
he's one of the smarter ones

Fuck tradies up the arse

Are there any tradies in alf?

NEET's run /afl/

bout 8 beers deep and it just ain’t doing it, time to hit the bottle hard I reckon

>>151459238
there's a sparky who got upset when I did the powerpoints and lights myself

>>151459293
Business idea: meth

>>151458020
>99.99% of the race: riders riding one after the other
>0.01% of the race: rider tries overtaking
>commentators: "OH MY GOD HE'S GOING UP THE INSIDE THIS RACE HAS HAD EVERYTHING OMG THIS RACE HAS BEEN THRILLING SO MUCH ACTION EDGE OF YOUR SEAT STUFF!"

tradies make me feel insecure

Ash Riddell could get a game in a few mens teams I reckon

>>151459413
don't worry about it, they're more insecure than you'll ever be

be honest /afl/, does she jawmog you?

>>151459440
carey or kingy needs to start breeding her so norf can get some quality father-sons through the door

>>151459368
I’d do heroin but I’m scared of drug dealers

If you exercise indoors, you are gay.
If you exercise with women, you are gay.
If you exercise with clothes on, you are gay.

Simple as.

Can deal with these neighbours

>>151459540
crisp waba

>>151459540
Finish line = finals
Big robot = Adelaide
Little guys = Pies and Hawks

>>151459630
kek

Who the fuck is waba

what's the most reddit club

>>151459706
it's a big story, there's a lot of meat in it. I've gotta weigh up if I have the time to tell you

>>151459771
Freo

>>151459771
NORF

We need to introduce footy to the North sentinelese

>>151459922
>leave footys and two sets of goalposts on their ireland
>come back and they've skewered a footy on to a post and turned it into a huge flaming spear and are attacking satellites

Feels like we've run out of entertainment

>>151459706
Crisp newfag

howard fucked this country

>>151460076
meant israel

>>151460076
It was a team effort but we're still paying through the teeth for the fucking awful gas deal with no long term price protections he gave the Chinese. Also removing our firearms was bullshit.

>>151460102
>ynr at least one of the rifles came from the cops

it's good we don't have guns any more because now we're more like japan

>>151460139
In what sense?

>>151460139
but guns are le based because america or something!!

>>151460143
oppressed and asian

>>151460128
anon, this isn't funny iykwim haha

if your surname just so happens to be bryant, can you just so happen to name your kid martin? is that allowed? can you legally combine those two names to give to a newborn?

>>151459706
West Australian Basketball Association

>>151460177
Tavistock antics are never not funny

reckon it's over for me
just tried to root this chick with a good bod and fat tits and couldn't stay hard unless she gave me a handy, this is like the third time its happened
im a bit of a fat cunt but my diet is decent and i exercise because my job is physical and keeps me fit

>>151460219
>exercises
>fat cunt

>>151460219
quit porn and try a nitric oxide booster supp or beetroot

>>151460225
my diet is decent but i eat too much
im not morbidly obese

>>151460219
for me it's probably because of all the booze

>>151460225
post your bench and deadlift noodleneck faggot bitch

Do you blokes have work tomorrow

>>151460229
will look into the 2nd part, but i actually very rarely watch porn, maybe like once or twice a month at worst

>>151460233
definitely me, have to stop that shit

>>151460238
yeah :(

>>151460238
toil looms

>>151460238
weighing up the humble sickie

>>151460238
yes, and by that i mean create a website pretending that i've been self-employed for the past 5 months

>>151460233
i drink like once or twice a week but rarely in excess of two midstrength beers

>>151460238
No.

Did you legends attend the protest today

no i don't give a poofter's arse about politics, fucking gay nerd shit

>>151460245
best of luck friend
>>151460252
picrel

might get some uber eats

when melbourne supporters want to get rid of their current coach they will hold a no kings protest

>>151460275
what kind of food, fat boy?

>>151460284
i dont want to talk about it

thought it was illegal to protest for one's rights unless one was a lesbian black wxmyn immigrant
also thought my body my choice only extended to abortions not experimental gene therapy developed within a day

not sure whether to watch the handegg or euroball overnight

>>151460231
So your diet is shit then.

Haven't posted here in forever, is tipwog still a meme?

>>151460300
somewhat, he hasn't posted with his name in a long while though

I think im going to have to breakup with my gf. All I wanted for ages was to be with her, can’t believe I might have to end things. Feel like pure shit.

>>151460310
what did she do

>>151460310
what's the reason(s)?

The meaningless ODI is washed out.

>>151460314
Same old cricket. Rapidly dying sport (by suicide).

>>151460314
stupid gay sport
if only the people attending the game could be washed out

>>151460323
It would put a dent in the jeet problem from the looks of it

>>151460322
but saar we are best ceo

>>151460312
>>151460313
meth mostly

Not interested in reading your garbage posts, champ

>>151460322
>>151460323
Indians control it now, and they're trying to turn it into American-style superstar fanfare tournament slop
Not a racist jibe against Indians, but that's just the direction they're taking cricket: T20 "entertainment bonanzas"

>>151460238
That's none of your fucking business is it champ?

>>151460309
Damn, I miss him getting absolutely roasted

>>151460310
It’s an interesting discussion

>>151460359
oh, are you referring to tipgod or reality check?

Are you guys circumcised or uncircumcised?

>>151460369
Uncut. I'm white.

>>151460369
i'm cut, the doctor kinda shanked it and i legit have a circumcision scar on my bellend that's shaped like israel, deadset no joke

Male genital mutilation should be illegal.

>>151460388
Agreed

>>151460388
All genital mutilation is barbaric.

Spent the 30 minute drive home bawling my eyes out

>>151460420
Drive home from where?

dosn

>>151460420
Tell us what's wrong mate. We are here to help.

>>151460229
>try beeting during a root

>>151460423
the cricket, it was washed out

>>151460357
>work
>not business
?

I think welfare is important. With the way our society is structured and how rich certain people are, that guarantees there’s always going to be really poor people who need a hand.

>>151460364
tipblob, although maybe I'm getting the two confused

>>151460436
Thanks for your input

>>151460439
ah yeah then, what i said above
people here ripped more on rc more than they ever did tipblob though, but tip was never as obnoxious

>>151460436
Genetics is the main factor

>>151460388
this is the retarded thing about that feminist outrage about genital mutilation a few years backs
they only were for equality unless it applied to men but if you cared about men you were sexist

>>151459601
I've put up with so much shit for years and years I know how you feel man, if they are renters email their property manager they usually take it pretty serious these days.

>>151460452
Both should be banned but FGM is objectively worse.

rc did nothing wrong

>>151460450
Nah. Just comes down to luck really. If you’re born into a poor family you’re probably fucked.

>>151460466
That’s retarded, it’s literally genetic, environmental probably ~10% of it

>>151460461
>FGM is objectively worse
Why?

Why is every other team so SHIT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXU_lGekbc

>>151460462
This really

Captcha: VNR

>>151460479
I watched this just last night.

Natalism is murder. Abortion is mercy.

>>151460479
nrlsperg will interrupt this graph as the other teams having more growth potential

>>151460478
because some wxmyn i want to have sex with said so

>>151460493
out of nowhere
>this guy:

>>151460479
I'm surprised Lions' overall output against the lower teams was so statistically close to their performance against the top 9 teams. They looked so much better when playing against the good teams and just like they were going through the motions against most of the poor teams.

>A Melbourne dad has been left fuming after being charged nearly $1400 by an emergency plumber to fix a leak — in less than 15 minutes.
Reminder that "tradies" are scum

why does every lisp speaking poof have an afl documentary youtube channel now

>>151460478
FGM involves removing parts of the vagina that are needed for women to enjoy sex. It literally stops them from experiencing vaginal stimulation.

>>151460519
No idea. There can't be all that much cash in it. I don't see many with more than a couple thousand views on their videos.

>>151460420
It's over, Ange mate

>>151460529
So?
Same happens with male circumcision btw

Got people around my neighbourhood absolutely fucking seething that I don’t pick up my dog shit lmao.

its over, anglo mates

>>151460545
No it doesn’t. FGM would be the male equivalent of removing the entire head of the penis. It’s not the same.

>>151460529
MGM does the same thing to the frenulum you fucking retard

>>151460555
The point remains that sensations and nerves are cut off for either gender. Not that 'muh feels good' is ever a valid argument.

Got the incels upset over basic facts, lads.

>>151460549
Goat

>>151460549
Its not "seething", its pointing out that you're irresponsible and lazy, have you tried acting like an adult?

why do you guys like abbie chatfield so much?

>>151460493
I think it also shows that coaches are giving away their tactics by farming stats against dogshit teams and having no way to go above and beyond when a top 8 team's strategy counteracts them.
>>151460509
They had too many injures to risk overdoing it every week

>>151460587
She makes incels seethe (very funny)

>>151460587
big tits and hairy bush

>>151460592
>They had too many injures to risk overdoing it every week
No, I get that but statistically their output is still almost as strong against the crappy teams even if it looked much worse. Surprised me.

>>151460594
imagine been told to move on and then no one else wants you either
this little coon should hopefully keep his mouth shut next year now

>>151460645
I'd be curious to see how their overall stats look if you took these two games out of the equation.
You've also got to consider that their top 9 graph was only really dragged down by the 50+ point losses to collingwood and gold coast during the season, as well as the 38 point QF loss to geelong.
Would the blue bar be higher than their average if they managed an extra 4 or 5 goals in those games? It's hard to tell.

>>151460219
if you're a fat cunt its probably blood pressure related, exercise or no. drop 20kg and report back.

I call my cock a doodle

I call my cock Harry McKay because it performs

>>151460436
society isn't zero sum

Fucking hate turn based combat. Feels like a lot of the highly touted games nowadays are using it too

>>151460955
what game are you referring to
turn based combat is great

I’m the sort of bloke that would like to think that I if I could go back time, Henry and Banjo and even Ned Kelly would all be mates of mine

>>151460958
Clair Obscur, Baldurs Gate, Persona

>>151460968
all good turn based games
what genre do you prefer? soulslikes?

map painting

>>151460971
I can’t stand turn based combat even if they’re considered good at what they do. I like soulslike, hack and slash

>>151460990
dunno man you get more control over real niche build options, especially with bg3 you can get real into the weeds with it. like just throwing things as a build it's fucking funny as fuck just throwing things the whole time

>parrydodgeslop
fucking hate that shit

>>151460998
t. Bad at games

>>151460883
World is a closed system. Are we getting more resources or land from outer space?

>>151461000
fromslop don't make difficult games mate

>>151460978
espiocracy
cannay wait desu

>>151461005
What games do you play?

>>151461009
mostly osu and richii mahjong

and iracing

Joshie you doin ok with your larp?

the orville wasn't a bad show but then it stopped being funny and went too far with all its gender politics commentary stuff

Never watched it but most sitcoms stop being funny after two seasons once the writers realise what worked in the first two seasons and then lean too heavily into that instead of doing new things

>>151461065
This is what made malcolm in the middle so uniquely great, they all developed new characters after season 3

Tits on the bus go round n round

>>151461077
holy based

>>151461065
>>151461072
yeah two seasons you've pretty much seen the whole show like curb, seinfeld

I hate when they change sitcom characters traits after 4-5 seasons to keep the show ‘fresh’, usually completely kills what made the show good in the first place (been watching himym)

>>151461098
or they add new characters and ruin the main cast dynamics (dadberg often has bbt on)

>>151461098
Flanderization.

>>151461003
reductive. neither the inputs nor outputs are fixed.

FOY

Rain smells so good

>>151461003
>what is solar power

can't imagine there being a good new sitcom ever again

Is it too late for Krispy Kreme?

>>151461166
yes

How good are those Manchester darts, chop chop has come a long way since I last smoked

>>151461170
You say "yes" but I'm hearing "no".

>>151461174
if by that you mean "no, don't get krispy kreme" then we agree

who was your favourite sex and the city bitch?

meal prep done

Nothing beats an original glazed

wouldn't mind glazing a donut

>>151461184
who was the dark haired one? never watched the show and never will but from what i saw she was the best

Yummy

sex and the city completely ruined a generation of women

bless those telethon kids

i've never really liked doughnuts

>>151461141

>>151461150
Yeah but that is a known resource that fluctuates in a known manner that has been around since the dawn of time and we have no control over it. It's not like we can just go you know what today we need more sun for the crops so I'll just dial up the solar radiation.

Everything else on earth is pretty much a closed system. You just get lucky if you live in a powerful nation that can flex on other smaller nations and take their resources if required. Unfortunately for us we live in a somewhat powerful nation that people are squandering because they want free day care. Instead of asking the question why don't we have stay at home mums anymore?

woah alrighty yappity yap

How was church this morning fellas

I can pinpoint the moment when Big Bang Theory started to get really bad, and it's noth with the introductions of Bernadette and Amy, although those characters are unnecessary they weren't bad characters to be honest. When Howard gets chosen to become a heckin astronaut thats when the show start to actually get bad, and then the show gets worse and worse, the characters get worse, they even introduce more bad characters. By the end it is absolutely awful, from what I've seen that is. I think I probably stopped watching after season 6 or 7, but I'm not sure to be honest, maybe I watched some of season 8 too.

Big bang theory was horrible from the start mate and I was 13

>>151461260
Alright, the reverend was trying out a new thing with the PA system that I didn't care for, but besides that it was okay. You?

>>151461260
AWAY WITH YOUR POPISH IDOLTARY!!!
*throws candlestick adorned with sacrid motifs*

>>151461279
I'm an atheist

>>151461290
Hmm, might want to reconsider on that position IMO

>>151461290
get right with god before it's too late

>>151461301
>>151461311
I'm too smart for religion unfortunately

>>151461320
ok dummy

I’ve never been to church but it seems good to attend in theory because I’ve got quite the spiritual bone, I can only imagine the preachiness of the church would turn me off horribly though, all religious people seem to be totally insufferable whenever they speak about their faith

>>151461253
holy based

>>151461340
That's really only an evangelical protestant thing desu, even many Christians find all that find of earnest preachiness a bit much

>>151461352
>find
kind*

>>151461278
Well I disagree, I've always liked the first four seasons of Big Bang Theory

>>151461352
Fair enough, might give it a go

>>151461003
helium-3 from the Moon

>>151461390
The laugh track was too loud that’s how you knows it’s bad

>>151461394
I do recommend it, and in your case especially a more traditional place, they're generally far less "in your face" about their faith and all, just relaxed good people

>>151460549
some fat ugly ranger bloke had a tanty at me for not picking up dog shit off his front lawn.
little did he realise his van with his business name, telephone and email address was parked in his driveway.

>>151461390
dunno if she's in those seasons but raj's pajeeta sister is an absolute smokeshow

>>151461235
you're completely discounting human ingenuity desu. in the 1700s the global population was 600 million and 98% of them worked on farms to feed themselves and the other 2%. today only like 1% work on farms. a hundred years ago an acre of farmland could feed 4 people. now it can feed 12. sand used to be ballast now we turn it into microchips. we didn't do all that by sitting around lamenting how everything is predetermined and just luck.

>>151461352
t. fake Christian

lol

>>151461397
Is that why the Chinese are getting ahead.

>>151460549
based me. my rotty lived for 16 years and i never picked up his shit once. had the old bloke who lived by the park absolutely lived. cunt used to actually stalk us so he could pounce when the dog would finally shit and shout at me to pick it up. i never did and then he'd storm over and do it after i'd left kek.

>>151461503
kek kwab

>>151461473
I'm not the guy who originally made the post I was just inferring that when it comes down to it living on this rock is pretty much a zero sum game so you can only create, invent, earn so much before you tap out your resources.

Theirs a finite amount of money in circulation yeah they can print a bit more or slow printing down but even if you were a mega billionaire you can only earn so much it's capped

I don't prescribe to the leftist notion that in life your destiny is pre-determined and you will always be poor

but life in a capitalist society is competition you are competing for the finite resources and money with the man standing next to you

this is a fact and it's backed up with the fact that the earth has a finite amount of resources and we can't make shit out of thin air no matter how efficient we get at refinement and manufacturing

if you really think hard about it we need to obtain resources from other planets in our solar system before we run out resources here.

Then when you think about it the reduction of mass from us mining or extracting resources may change these other planets and our planets orbit so we'd have to take that into account.

So is our solar system a zero sum game as well?

people get so upset over dog shit it's weird
i judge the house
if you have a nice front lawn i will pick it up
if it's unkept or is a trade site or dumped hard rubbish then it stays
call it poomunity service

When do you blokes think Jesus will return?

Three lines or fewer. Thanks

>>151461542
When the world becomes sufficiently degenerate and awful, I guess, but I can't be specific

>>151461542
2 weeks

Why would Jesus return, didn’t he die?

Might chill out and watch some old achievement hunter lets plays

>>151461542
When you accept him into your heart.

>>151461613
You should keep reading.

>>151461613
It is prophesised he'll return from heaven to earth after around 2000 years to bring about peace and heaven on earth once revelations happen.

It's been 2025 years since jesus's death so he's about due. Think shit has to go a little more wrong before he comes like an apocalyptic event.

>>151461646
>It is prophesised he'll return from heaven to earth after around 2000 years
source?

>>151461653
kjv bible

I had new neighbours move in next to me, I could hear them in the backyard undertaking a pretty big DIY job, so I put my head over the fence and asked if they needed a hand. They seemed surprised but said yes

I brought some gloves, eye and ear protection and my angle grinder and popped around. When we were finished they were so thankful and said they'd never had that happen before.

If everyone looked out for one another I think society would be a much better place for us and our kids.

What do you mean Jesus will return, like he’ll actually reanimate or?

I'm God

AMA

>>151461670
had the same but the people in the apartment above me doing sex

>>151461675
he'll descend bodily from heaven.

>>151461701
Heaven doesn't exist and that's physically impossible

>>151461646
>2025 years
>jesus died as a newborn
The idiot.

Theres some real fruitcakes in here

>>151461715
Lol got me so people say he was born around 4-6BC

and then died at around AD 30 or AD 33

So yeah then 2030-33 make sense as the time for his return

just enough time for the global reset to come in and the mark of the beast system to be enacted and the anti-christ to appear

I believe in one God, the Father almighty, maker of heaven and earth and all things visible and invisible.

>>151461712
heaven exists and so does hell they're both a spiritual place but yeah it's prophesized his return will be bodily from the heavens to win the final battle and create heaven on earth for 1000 years

I have a god complex, I believe I’m the destined to be the saviour of the white race, unironically

>>151461791
based jacob frank

>>151461749
>So yeah then 2030-33 make sense as the time for his return
why's that?

>>151461782
found your arrow collection again, mick?

>>151461817
Stop questioning us goy

>>151461817
People believe jesus was born at around 4-6BC

It's speculated that jesus was crucified at age 33-34 so that would mean he died at around AD 30-33

So if he's supposed to come back in around 2000 years it would be 2030-33 AD which is 2030-33 in our calender.

So net zero and the great reset and all that shit is proposed to be implemented at 2030

See how this shit is lining up now.

>>151461486
yes also getting great deals from Russia on helium too

arrowposting is hilarious

>>151461891
kek

>>151461886
>if he's supposed to come back in around 2000 years
says who?

>>151461903
it's mainly biblical scholars that say this they go buy epoch's
> Adam to Abraham ≈ 2,000 years
>Abraham to Jesus ≈ 2,000 years

Also the end of the church age in prophetic models is 2000 years and then we transition into the tribulations and then the messianic age which is 1000 years.

So jesus is prophesized to come at the end of the church age i.e. 2000 years.

Anyways I wouldn't worry about it too much. Walk like Christ and you'll be fine (aka just have the law of god written on your heart without naming jesus lord and you may still enter heaven.) Those that reject Christ will be the ones that suffer during the tribulations.

>>151461954
>buy
by*

lord jesus christ have mercy on me a sinner

Do you think jesus ever sucked cock

>>151461979
Nah.

>>151461993
I reckon it's possible, those were some degenerate times

>>151461954
this is an interesting perspective, one i will explore further. the jw's had similar methodology to predict the end in 1975 fwiw. not saying you're wrong or a crackpot, just saying that others have used 'epoch' methodology to try to ascertain when the end comes. but do bear in mind that christ said that no man knows the day or hour of his return, but that's not to say we won't have signs of his looming return
thanks for the detailed sincere response anon. and yeah, if you're all good with christ, you'll be all good

>>151461979
You unironically need to find Jesus.

>>151461535
this is all based on the false premise finite resources inherently make society zero sum. it doesn't.
you're also conflating wealth with money.

>>151461912
ai slop

>>151462026
You have a mental illness.

>>151462002
Dude resisted the temptations of the devil in the desert for 30 days he could have had every worldy temptation he wanted and been raised as the king of all humanity in his time literally not spiritually. He resisted it all and then told the devil not test god.

>>151462016
how is finite resources not a zero sum game?

I'm not conflating shit you are just changing the goal posts on wealth. We are talking materialistic wealth not some other form of wealth like I'm spiritually wealthy but live a pious life or some shit.

Our economy is not based on infinite money.

>>151462053
>devil not to test god.*

The great thing about christianity is that i can do whatever the fuck i want and i know that big G will forgive all of it :)

I'd realistically have long been in a monastery if it weren't for the hellish landscape of WA, nothing makes me feel further from God than being on my knees on red dirt lamenting life itself

>>151462077
No he wont. If you commit sins all your life and have formulated a plan for a death bed repentance you will not enter heaven you are just tyring to cheat god.

You have to stop sinning now, repent and change your behaviour and walk like Christ or you sins will not be absolved.

>>151462095
nah fuck u faggot, god loves me

>>151462106
You're gunna be the faggot sucking cock down in hell.

>>151462066
do you think non-material wealth doesn't exist?

most of the blokes in this thread probably had worthless alco farthers kek

3rd dindins yum

>>151462168
even worse, alco mum

just inherited the alco genes from the great grandfather seems like

come from a long line of alcos but i can just stop whenever i like for very long periods no issue

digits incoming

I like romcoms

>>151462138
Yes but being poor in material wealth often also means you are poor in non-material wealth. Also you didn't refute anything I said.

>>151462232
t. tells girls the notebook is his favourite move

I reckon the Crows fall apart in 2026, and if they somehow don't get Ah Chee they miss finals entirely.

>>151460549
You need your head stoved in - and your dog.

>>151461003
Space isn't real. You're looking at transparent holes in the firmament that reveal the waters of heaven that they hold back.

>>151461912
reckon her fanny has sheathed a penis yet?

>>151462258
non-material wealth existing disproves zero-sum. you're stuck in a malthusian fallacy mate.

>>151462232
Crisp misso

>>151462333
Stop sexualising that young girl, sir.

>>151462396
like i've said you've lost the argument and now you're trying to move the goal posts
>but but material wealth isn't all wealth
>but but bro health = wealth
>and I am spiritually wealthy etc etc...

thing is most poor people don't have that wealth either whilst rich people do

theirs been scientific studies showing rich people are in general happier and feel more fulfilled than poor people

you also haven't disproven all my other arguments and think this some how a chink in my argument trying to move the goal posts on what wealth is

>>151462300
Don't see that happening. Have a pretty young list still. For the whole season their defence and forward line was really solid. Their midfield let them down in finals but during the regular season that too was pretty solid. Though perhaps too reliant on Jordan Dawson. Either way they will get a harder draw in 2025 but I reckon 5th-8th is pretty reasonable.

another weekend wasted doing nothing
i mean i did a bit of work/personal stuff but other than that it was wasted

desk has an interesting coffee stain on it

>>151462531
>absolute poverty decreasing
you know this proves my point right

>>151462492
hope you call uncle colin before hitting it with a sponge because that looks like corroboree art there unna

>>151461903
>>151462622
They make $2/day now

>>151462492
LET'S GIVE IT BACK!
DERR DERR DERRRRRRR

can't wait to get back in the gym!

i love girls bumholes

>>151462793
DERR DERR DERRRRRR

>>151462472
I've wasted the last six years of my life doing nothing. The COVID psyop broke my mind and I will never recover.

doing nothing is gigabased thoughbeit

Standing on solid rock,
standing on sacred ground,
living on borrowed time.
And the winds of change are blowin' down the line, right down the line.

>>151462793
doesn't seem real that smelly poos come out of them on pretty much a daily basis

>>151463091
I heard a rumour that girls don't actually poo.

>>151463091
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>151462622
>but people living under the poverty line increasing
in your home country

kys you stupid cunt you don't care about any of this it's just some dumb argument for you when people are suffering

i live under the poverty line because im a based and comfy NEETGOD

>>151463141
They don't even fart

>>151463452
this is true surprisingly

>>151463452
Clearly you never grew up in a thin walled house with trashy overweight women

>>151463612
I did not.

>>151463392
Are you trying to brag about being poor?

>>151462827
crisp me

>>151463840
i am rich in time and comfiness

Went to eats domino today

Do you have 6 in 1 za for $12

indians have very interesting ways to die

I'll send you into black hole of calcutta

Learn to trade index contracts. That's chad neetism

Some gals just look so cute you wish they had your cum over their mouth

I want ice cream

>>151464787
It's not breakfast yet sweaty.

bloody bastard banechod

i can hear the hum again

>>151465608
Sorry, that was me. I had a burrito for breakfast.

>>151467233
buenos notches amigo

Good morning alf

another mid race for piastri. amx has taken 60 odd points out of his championship lead.

squeaky bum time.

>>151479459
Hes going to bottle it
I just hope lando doesn't win it tbqhwy

Bit wet this morn

>>151480652
based panties

right now, some bloke is waking up to abbie chatfield's wild untamed bushy cunt on his face

this bloke may or may not be an footy player

akshually i play griggy champ

abs will happily wake you up by smothering you but roll over and poke her in the cheek with your stiff pecker and you're getting publicly shamed and cancelled on her gram and twatter

twatter i hardly know her twat iykwim haha

Morn,

Do you think more women go to hell than men because they are less rational?

the scottish suitcase

>>151482038
kek

Almost forgot this game happened
https://afltables.com/afl/stats/games/2023/161820230624.html

>>151482038
LOL

>>151482038
I don't get it

>>151484446
Same
Dont even know who the player is desu

>>151484446
>>151485009
It's Timmy O'Carry-on.

how's work going, wagecucks?

chucked a sicky lol

>>151463392
imagine what she would do to your cock, balls and arsehole.

>>151487016
playing bf6 and wiggling laptop mouse when required

>>151482038
luggage lad

3rd poo of the day, at what point do I see a doctor

>>151481013
>panties
FOY

>>151455344
>poort

>>151487016
Socialising more than you have in a month, chud

>>151488536
Why are you secretly monitoring this thread? You've never once talked about footy.

>>151489211
Come on mate, don't make me inform HR of that torrid post last week. Highly offensive material that...

it's raining

it's pouring
the blonde cat is snorting

think i preferred the world of strippers over this world internet harlotry

>finish 3rd last, bring in fucking spergo and your first pick is 25 (more like 35)
what he fuck are north doing?

>>151490255
fitzroy got folded for FAR less incompetence and failure
get rid of this shithole "club", they have no right to be in the afl

>>151490532
facts

>>151456890
>the times
the end times?

>>151490255
another top 5 pick will do jack for them. if they don't rise next year they never will

>>151490532
Honestly this
Carlton and Essendon should also be removed from the AFL level, but we all know why that will never be allowed to happen.

We just need another two good forwards and three decent defenders and we’ll be ready to rise up the ladder

>>151491186
we know, fagan.

>>151491197
SEETHING PIEMONG

>>151491126
>just fold two of the biggest fanbases in the league because they don't win rigged flags bro

>>151491232
Trip on RC

Honestly? You cunts are alright.

>>151488536
>work meetings with poodeep and zhang is his idea of socialising

>play every game this year
>still get delisted

sisberg and gfza both just rang up crying

>>151491403
How dare he.

>dosn ceo is crazy vozzo
>list man is matt rosa
this igger wishes essington a steady climb back up the ladder alongside my iggs. may we meet in september again

>>151491458
pretty good way of working out if a player is worth keeping

>>151491232
Of course they don't win rigged flags.
Carlton and Essendon's purpose in the 21st century is to boost other teams (read: just collingwood) into the finals every year by playing a disproportionate number of extra games against them, all while siphoning money from the idiots that still support their racket.

>>151491544
my igger
revolution looms

>>151491232
>they don't win rigged flags bro
Wasn’t the last time Carlton won a flag during the period they were found to have cheated the salary cap? They can’t win rigged flags unless they’re rigging it?

>>151491877
Carlton and Hawthorn's rigging during the 70s and 80s was so bad it killed VFL. Hawthorn was at least able to rebuild their image, meanwhile carlton's humiliation ritual has been going on for at least 30 years now.

It's easy for a man to pay lip service to feminism when women find him attractive

>>151491403
if jornos wanna write tabloid rubbish then they should be bullied
not sure why they are so protected

crazy how with other things the afl hands down punishment instantly
but geelong players get multiple warnings and allowed to deal with things internally

A helicopter has been hovering above my house for three days

>>151492421
They’re on to you

>>151492421
i thought you were already sentenced poosh

>>151492421
based dezi

>>151492421
i dont believe you

>>151492465
Not directly above my house and it's been coming and going for weeks. I twisted the story to make it seem like I was wanted

>>151492421
don't be a rat cunt

uh oh

Essendon delisted Ben Hobbs. Was that who they took with the pick they refused to give the Dogs causing the Dunkley trade to fall through?

>yeah mate get the club to chuck your pay cheque in my account ill sort it out for you
are players really this dumb?

>>151492603
player mangers and agents are scum

>>151492603
>>151492653
>>151492654
Cool it.

ben hobbs should get picked up by some other club
he's shit but he's depth

>>151492681
no thanks

callum ouchie

>>151492681
The Bombers don’t want him. Says a lot about his value, even as depth.

indian at the gym smelt like literal shit today

>>151492706
orrrlrite then know it all cunt

>>151492713
i think he was my uber driver

>>151492603
kek

>>151492722
It’s okay to be wrong. You don’t need to be upset.

>>151492878
American positivity is a sight to behold. They shrimply don't know how delusional they are.

when's iggs announcing kamdyn mcIntosh

>>151492878
i wouldn't be surprised if some shitshow club picked him but i think north and iggs dont need any more key forwards or rucks so i can't see it happening

>>151492908
iggers abs0lutely need a ruck. billiams and flynn are the worst duo in the league by the length of the ascot straight

Are you worthless shitstained cocksuckers excited for the draft?

>>151492908
>>151492920
A blind ruck would go nicely with their braindamaged defender

house values aren't going up fiat is just crashing.

need a newy

brisbane supporters are dullards

>>151493032
i got you fampai

>>151332234
>>151332234
NEW

How was your weekend?

the weekend has no meaning when you're unemployed

the weekend has no meaning when you're not full-time employed
t. works 2 casual jobs 6-7 days a week to not starve every night

>>151493103
Wtf how high is your cost of living?

Gil going good it seems

>>151493070
yeah nah few beers watched the sportsball and netflix sloppa bought some consumer products how was yours?

>>151493132
kek

>>151493132
just hung out and fucked the gf

>>151492920
yeah but is cox any better than those two considering his age and injuries? he's the slowest guy on the field these days, i don't think drafting him for a year or two would do much
also aren't iggs drafting a ruck called duff tyler or some shit
>>151493070
fine, did some productive stuff, some relaxing, didn't see many people though desu

>>151493201
>>151493201
>>151493201

>>151491458
Need list spots for Africans only. The bleeding of African players must stop.