Thread 151451617

>rags
edition

>>151451617 (OP)
>>151451617 (OP)
>>151451617 (OP)

How about those come back Canucks?

kraken btw

Thanks for all the laughs in the last thread guys

In a crooked little town they were lost and never found
Fallen
>laffs
Fallen
>laffs
Fallen
>laffs
On the ground

THAT'SSSSSSS KRAKENNNNNN HOCKEYYY BABYYYYYY

the >rags are getting KEKED and FUCKED dans montréal maintenant

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>151451669
yw yw

Habs haters...this Habs team actually looks pretty good....

>>151451659
Kwabed by the knights

scheifele now all time point leader in thrashers/jets history

mfw refs are finally calling calls for my habbies this season

probably gonna stop halfway into the season

RAGZ SISTERS WTF I THOUGHT GERIATRIC LE BREADMAN, HAMAS AND JT "THIN BLUE LINE" MILLER WAS THE ANSWER

>>151451659
What if the Rangers got demoted to the OHL and the Rangers got promoted to the NHL? You can call it the old switcharoo.

>>151451669
all me btw

>>151451694
this is what happens when the boys actually like each other on and off the ice

>>151451617 (OP)
I really hate the ads on the glass

>>151451703
can't hate London

>>151451737
then go to the games in person

This Harvard Jackguy fella for the Habs is something special

>another year
>another 82 games of >rags
Why am I a fan of this fucking team

>>151451691
R U L E
U
L
E

>>151451691
GO FLAMES GO! simply the best!

>>151451729
>Manhattan, Ontario

Is this the best time to convert to Habbies?

>>151451792
we're kinda full

southern pro hockey fans are fucking crazy
>college football fan crazy

>>151451800
...of yourselves!

WTF is domi ?

I'm full of pizza haha

>>151451763
Hey you forgot about the playoffs

>>151451763
>rags asked Panarin to take a Kopitar-like discount
>Panarin said no
>Panarin is in real time costing himself millions by being completely shit

>>151451827
Playoffs?

for me it's the topeka scarecrows

i don't mind if you switch over to the habs as long as you never move to Montreal, we are full yes

>>151451841
He'll be tone by the deadline. Sooner if the team is sub .500 shit.

...of Haitians!!!

>>151451872
your mouth is full of deez nuts XD

>>151451893
POUTOUYÈMOUNE!

>>151451867
Nice
>fed pro and south pro should combine into a larger league

>>151451893
Haitians are cool they're like the goths of black people

>>151451872
Am I allowed to live in Laval?

>>151451753
Closest team is over 4 hours away, but I do plan on going soon

Nice to see my gay Shorks have been eliminated from playoff contention already. Life is pain, bros.

>>151451872
last time I was in Montreal all the cops were wearing gay camo gear and baseball caps

>>151451913
laval is 98.67% full too better hurry up

>>151451867
The Monroe Moccasins are gonna fuck the scarecrows up this year

>>151451913
if you are going to learn french, yes

otherwise you are only allowed outside of the metro area of Montreal

OTTER OTTER

it's over

>>151451978
I think it would be funny in the glass ads were real and not super imposed digitally

>>151451943
yes during contract negotiations, they also stopped ticketing people for a bit

>>151451929
i'm glad my islanders didn't draft that bust misa kwab

>>151451978
Everyone loves the ads, Gary. We want more of them!

heh Hutson got bonked by the puck like a cartoon

habs habs habs habs

>>151451946
it's only full in the sense that it's full of highways, parking lots and single family homes

>>151452020
I have a cold, please excuse my poor graham crackers

>>151452018
Jersey sponsors should be bigger than the team logo like soccer shirts.

my team is doing pretty good this season

Who goes on the thrashers first line with laine and zibanejad it needs to be a european who always looks like he is suffering

>>151452054
i'm still mad that the bank of montreal didn't sponser the canadiens

>>151452040
get well soon

>>151452077
W's fault

>>151452137
Just like in my trousers

What's up, Athens, GA??

>tfw I lost my Lightning folder
>tfw my Cirelli edited as celery is gone
Life is suffering

I love gambling

is montembeault still morbidly obese? haven't watched the habs yet this season

Ads on jerseys
Ads on the goalposts
Ads on the sticks
Ads on the pucks
Ads on every inch of ice
Ads on refs jerseys
Ads on refs whistles
Ads on skates
Ads on mouthguards

>>151452178
thanks gary!

Nothing wrong with generating ad revenue for a buisn-I mean franch-I mean team!

>>151452206
I fucking love those hideous jerseys

>>151452206
I heard the yakuza designed those

>>151452222
For me it's robo penguin and the fisherman

>>151452222
>>151452222
Checked
>>151452222
>>151452222
>it was a different time, the 90s
>>151452222
>>151452222

>>151452222
Integer status: repetitious

>ozempic first intermission
fitting

if you respond negatively to this you're a zoomer and should kys
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw

>>151452222
>>151452254
for me it's the oilers jerseys with the gear logo

Can always count on my Jets to pick me up when I’m down :)

>>151452305
Astonishingly based video

>>151452317
How come Gary hasn’t put a team in Indianapolis yet?

Thanks Gary

exhibition game in cape town when?

>>151452358
blame the rags for picking a name that was already in use

>>151452261
Why are you such a raped bitch?

>>151452305
I never cared for cher and I remember a year or two ago she put out some christmas album just to say she had a top hit in 5 decades and the song they kept playing was unironically the worst fucking christmas song I'd ever heard in my life. and I'm not even one of those guys that hates all christmas songs inherently but when they're bad they're fucking BAD

>>151452380
>we aren’t making enough billions yet! We need to grow the gaaaammme

jen

>>151451718
also the leader of sucking of dick

HE'S A FUCKING GREAT COACH

lol bieksa

>>151452317
just remembered that apparently a town an hour away from me in IN has a team, not AHL or even ECHL but still

>>151452310
I like that one too, but my wife hates it

Just ate some potato chips

>>151452494
what's the lore behind this?

>>151452447
How far is the Indy Fuel from you?
they're Easy League

bieksa just saying fuck, sexy, holy shit, bullcock, and gropecunt

>>151452504
The woman, the food or the post format?

>>151452481
mad man

>>151452380
if this happens I will personally destroy israel myself

he is yelling fuck at his team as we speak

>>151452481
I'm eating some ambrosia
I made a batch because I was going to go to a party tonight but I'm sick and don't want to get other people sick

>>151452563
how do you feel about glorified rice?

>>151452563
Why should they get to be healthy when you’re not?

JT Miller? More like metis jiller

>>151452310
Screaming Eagle

>>151452588
Rice?
It's a southern dessert using marshmallows

>>151452612
thats marchand level of sickfuckery

why do they have an ad with keanu reeves watching Rogers TV when he lives in LA and doesn't even get Rogers down there

>rags

oh lord what did they do now?

>>151452397
fair enough, buddy
but if you're critical of mariah carey's chirstmas album you should kys

st louis is really handsy with his zoomer players

>>151452631
I mean Glorified Rice, the very similar dish to ambrosia, but with rice

>>151452642
Are you trying to convince /hoc/ that you kow what's best for Keanu Reeves?

>>151452662
he should have won a jack adams already, just didn't have enough regular season success, but it might happen this year

They should rename the Jack Adams trophy the Mike Babcock

>>151452645
https://youtu.be/fnnLfG5_Bek?si=kmQgDfMmjzNIpxJN

>>151452663
Looking up recipies
I figured it would be a bit like rice pudding but less custard
Not sure what to think

>>151452642
Because canadians are stupid

>>151452645
Didnt expect this one

>>151452716
elbows up
tusks up

tusks erect

everybody's putting the stress on the first syllable of Demidov, but it's supposed to be deMIdov

>TRUNK DOWN
>TUSKS UP
>THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK

i can't see the tusk(s)

>>151452818
This is less embarrassing then the reality

I don't know what to do with my tusks

>>151452827
what does that even mean?
>then

>>151452787
It's Demiidoff

tusk me once? shame on you. tusk me twice? can't get tusked again

Gary

>>151452853
Being cucked to Canada would be better than Isreal

>>151452869
vpn off pekka

my gf says it's pronounced Ewan Deemedov

A real disciplined and clean game in Montreal right now.

My leafs are playing well right now

>CANADIAN
>COCK
>SERVICER

>>151452833
tusks up; call your local ATC for altitude readings and max ceiling

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Voronkov!

>>151452894
Send your pajeeta back to India.

Ivan Demidov, owner of Demsdale Demidov

>>151452948
she's russian
not pronounced like yoo-in but like e-wan

>>151452639
Thinking like that is why your country hasn’t won a cup in 33 years

just got in, seeing that the panthers lost 3-0 to the sabres? surely that can't be right.

reminder:
/hoc/ is for frens

>>151452980
marchand chimped out bigly too

we are gonna freakin crush garys team tonight i can feel it

french people boo like:
>beauoooooooo

eye-vuhn vs ee-von

>>151452980
Kitties didn't take it well either

>>151452965
It's not. The W sound doesn't exist in Russian.

goddamn it xhekaj cool it

>>151453052
what the hell is that thing?

>>151453052
>this is a scalie house

>>151452704
b@s3d

i think there should be a millennial league and a zoomer league

uh oh what's kraken with you lol

>>151453138
That would be any of the lower junior leagues
plenty of those there

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Severson!

my team is SHIT

roflmfao

kek dylan

>>151453170
you enjoyin' bud1280?

>>151453062
No really? did you ever listen to a aussian trying to pronounce a v? you're wery retarded

the crowd bays for blood

Has it been mentioned that this laffs Kraken game is kinda like the Mariners and Blue Jays?

no milly dilly in shambles

>>151453225
Who are the marners?

>>151453225
there's a team called the marners?

why old man quick bullies teenage hutson?

And were back

>>151453248
the cleveland browns

>>151453224
<3

>>151453224
He's a cutie

I didn't even know he was sick

Holy shit the Sabres beat the Panthers!?

>>151453311
I'm just like Kuch
>sick as a dog

>>151453311
The Flames won't lose with Hoob back. I think the dynasty begins tonight

based punished dunner

kwab

remember, /hoc/
with finns...

>>151453372
It's is very hard ...

Cuylle pretty cooley

>>151453367
now that's some good, clean, legal goaltender interference

>>151453385
Ya Carlo should get a penalty

Stolarz out for blood today

marchment curled up on the ice looking scared, appealing to the refs lol

marchment is a funny fellow, what was he expecting?

>>151453367
Reminder that leafs gave up a 1st and their top prospect for Carlo, a third pair defenseman.

Ranger offense still a disappointment. I don't know if I ever reach the euphoria of the 2023-24 season with this core again.

>>151453505
*tips fedora

jusso parssinen sounds irish

>>151453529
The poor man is a magnet for abuse and interference

>>151453329
How do you lose to buffalo
lmao

>>151453529
Is this the kinda of shit that he normally pulls?

>>151453586
yeah marchment's always been a real piece of marner

>>151453514
I wish I could this season.

>>151453529
>throw a guy into your own net like a retard
>goalie spergs out and is mad... at the guy thrown in the net instead of his retarded teammate
laffs fans rn

>>151453636
not his fault, bennet gave him brain damage last playoffs

just found my old fidget spinner gonna need it if the flames give up the first goal

>>151453688
Did the bearing degrade?

my avies :)

>>151453748
not sure what that is but it seems to spin just fine

I actually legitimately hate hockey night in canada now

>>151453808
SAAR

>>151453822
Time for intermission! Here's 15 minutes of discussion unrelated to the game you are watching!

Sabres finally starting to look like a competitor again.

chilly tonight

>>151453865
anyone can look good for two games, they're gonna lose 10 straight, fire lindy, trade tage, and move the team to Halifax all before the olympics

>>151453014
wow, that dog isn't very smart, has his jersey on backwards

>>151453225
I'm aware.

fuggggg

>>151453911
retard

alright rags are DEADLY 4v5 this team is going places

>>151453939
I miss him.

Stars bros...

>>151453911
>calgary

sorokin sisters we waited too long to trade him... nobody will want him anymore...

>>151453982
Just like our Anna Sorokin

>>151453971
Spaniard..

>>151453971
its so over

>>151453979
this looks like the type of gif some puck bunny would have on her myspace profile in 2008

>>151453271
Again

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Marchenko!

can't see the puck

I misjudged how much time I had to take a piss before puck drop and I somehow already missed a goal.

>>151454019
Hockey girl tumblr is still pretty active we should have an exchange program with them

>>151454039
you have to squint

>>151453982
He's got a nmc. Like 70% of the league now.

>>151453271
>>151454032
https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?list=RDaQnW-MxAU6U

habs sis..

super star matthew robertson scores

>>151454050
When I squint, everything goes black

my avies :(

>>151454066
Maybe he'll be a success the longer he's away from our lowkey terroristic AHL affiliate

>>151454067
That's not squinting, you're closing your eyes
silly

monty sucks

holy shit another one

dobes > mutombo

lock in frens

fraud. start Dobes

Are the hurricanes, dare I say it, elite?

planning on getting mcdonalds for the flames/vegas game. i might change my mind though depending on who wins the leafs/seattle game

les habitards

Zacha got too fancy with that one

>>151453982
He’s let in a soft one each game so far but most goals against haven’t been his fault

>>151454156
>snes

>now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man, then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand
>your black cards can make you money so you hide them when you're able, in the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table

>>151454049
yeah gary make this happen

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR NATE DOGG

my avies! :)
mackinnon!

>>151454156
Think I'll get an oreo mcfluery too

What the fuck does this nigga do? For the past 2 years he's ran his locker room like a group therapy session. We need a real general.

It's not over for the Habs.

>>151454156
i made the mistake of getting the "björklöven meal" in support of the umeå hockey team at a mcdonalds there a few weeks ago, the cheese wasn't melted and the burger was dry and dull :( is that not the case in canadian mcdonalds

BUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!

DOBSON

>>151454270
>>151454276
cope he doesn't play defense

>>151454276
>not raw potatoes

The kings are gonna need to get deep in Bussi

>>151454267
it can be pretty hit-or-miss desu

this tendies on fire

Well done rags, well done. However,
>rags

miss colorado plays hockey :)

>>151454345
That's literally me

>>151454230
>>151454156
you should go to wendys to celebrate their 50th anniversary in canada

>>151454345
holy FUCK what a horrendous face

Reffie down

>>151454378
post tits

fuck em dude

>>151454345
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>>151454345
she's very regal looking

fuck refs!

another total ref death in a habs game

cbc stream a shit

>>151454391
>>151454425
ermm that's a linesman

>>151454382
cope she's aerodynamic

I like bussi

stars bros we have a chance

the kraken away jersey colours are very pleasing to the eye

>>151454512
streamlined

>>151454476
Works on my gem account

scaaaarrrrr manson

my avies!! :))
manson!

we respect ice jannies here on /hoc/

lmao hutson faked pass the camera guy

>>151454535
We don't see color here

gary should allow finishing moves at the end of fights for the winner

>>151454631
What is Matt Rempe's food?

>>151454670
a knuckle sandwich

>>151454609
Where we're going we won't need goalies.

these faggots missed like 6 calls

the georgiev effect

The Universe can not stop shtting all over the Manitoba Moose

Does nhl have a mercy rule? I think we may need it tomorrow when my knighties rape the embers

is beniers an ay-rab?

>>151454805
This butt the opposite

>>151454780
Manitoba Mooses*

gavrikov and newhook (?) just went to planet gay retard together for 30 seconds

>>151454888
Gavrikov plays like a retard

faggots

>>151454805
Once saw my leafs go 1-8 against the kitties

Listening to the game on my radio bros analog maxxing

why does the bodyslammed newhook get a penalty

>>151454380
Not a fan of their soft serve

Almost flames time :)

>>151454924
Based. I've been switching to the radio for intermission analysis for a couple seasons now.

>>151454933
hockey culture and gay bullying have a long history together

>>151454709
Kek

penulty

>>151454808
he's a typical masshole

worst officiating ever
hope that fucking fag lost teeth

>>151454924
very based king

>>151454946
my body is ready

BOOOO

>>151454963
Only downside is that it’s the same broadcast as the tv broadcast and not a radio exclusive broadcast desu

Joe Sacco the author of Safe Area Goražde?

Both theese teams are shit so shootout incoming

>another garypoint
gg laffs

/sp/ is a radio and broadcast OTA television board

Is the kraken goalie always this good ?

Jackets win! :)

THAT'S

KRAKEN

HOCKEY

BABY

>>151455148
daccord is the real deal and is a legit possibility for milan

get fucked laffs

>>151455148
yeah, he's legitimately good, the team in front of him is just shit

will canada and the us be able to trust their italian players?

/KRAK/

THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!

The majority of Seattle is full of normies. Don't ask me why or how I know. I just do.
>Let me guess, you're not normal and you're currently living there?
...Yes. Also...

>LAFFS

>>151455223
deangelo can play for italy if he wants to

are you going to a Halloween party this year /hoc/?

FUCK the rainy city

>>151455262
Yeah and I'm dressing as myself.

>>151455262
No since I moved to a new city and have no frens here :(

Better get used to it laffs

>panthers lose
>oilers lose
>lightning lose
>rangers lose
>stars lose
>laffs lose

wolf gets lit up tonight and humiliated on hnic

>>151455262
Fuck you

give her a kiss, /hoc/

still there is one canadian team left, one that shall not fall so easily

>>151453077
mascot for the vanke rays

>>151455318
>laffs

>>151455262
No I’m going to be out late at a hockey game the night prior

Doesn't it feel great beating the laffs?

>>151455331
This go flames go :)))

thinking of going to a bridgeport islanders game this year

>>151455366
Yeah, it doesn't happen a lot

The Flames dynasty starts NOW. GO FLAMES GO

>>151455385
Neat

>>151455262
I might have to, but I prefer to never go to them. The last one I loved was when I was 5 years old.

>>151455408
flames will be doused tonight

>>151455331
Looks like they go down easily

Takagi?

>>151455385
Oooh I hope you get to meet Chris Lamoriello!

>>151455262
No I’m not a numale

>>151455432
They show up when the games matter.

>>151455432
>guttered out

OH NYO

>>151455429
not tonight, gary is sleeping and cant monitor his team and micromanage the refs

>>151455432
Hoob is back retard

>>151455535
gostisbeout

Seattle has just beaten Toronto. It's over for the Jays.

>>151455556
Seattle owns the laffs

>krakhead faggotry
>laffs losing because of pretty plays
>laffs lose in OT and get scored on by a former laff who last scored on them in OT
>flims suck
>deadmonton sucks
>senaturds suck
well, at least the marlies won. my laffies fucking suck

The Flames are going to shake all the rust off and show their true power tonight

>>151455681
kadri scores three unassisted and wolf lets in five on fifteen shots

>>151455681
Bryan Rust that's the kind of guy they would trade for

damn Winnipeg has got all the babes

Not a perfect start for the Flames.

Flamesbros we stink! Give us McKenna or I’m jumping into a Hawaiian volcano.

LETS GO LOMBO

>>151455861
But boob is back

>>151455854
The before, and the way before

H O O B
O
O
B

>>151455646
I 2nd the end

HOOB IS FUCKING BACK! GO FLAMES

>>151455946
lol. Lmao. Jen even
>2 shots 2 goals against
This is the power of the wolf?

Marner

Save! Well done, wolf

>>151456085
retard

>>151456085
$7.5 x 7 btw

>>151456085
cope it's just a sophomore slump

lol hoob coming in to save the team

>>151456127
>boob and the mangy mutt
Nice lottery team you got there

Dustin Wolf?

More like Dustin Fraud

LMAO

>>151456028
Another beauty by hoob :)

a silly fight, shame my stream skipped during the slow motion of the rib slaps

>3 goals before I get back with my McFluery
Damn . shit tending tonight

get dustbin wolf out of the net already this is getting embarrassing

Parekh, little bit of Makar little bit of Hughes, but plays with Bean

The Vegas center ice logo looks like someone took a massive shit and then spread it around into a perfect circle

>>151454924
Reddit-esque post

>blue jays
>maple leafs

TOTAL TORONTO DEATH

Who jays?

is this good

>>151456445
Sir, Toronto is a /cric/ town sir

Just took a giant life affirming marner

>>151456468
I think you mean saar

>>151456458
The boob is apparently back so all previous games were meaningless

john garret is kino

>>151456458
LOL holy shit the flames are trash

slow night on /hoc/, did our beloved new janny ban half the thread?

you guys said wolf was elite

>>151456593
of course. i love making shit up on the internet

I\ thought busting on flams/wolf was a meme but wow

D O U S E D
O
U
S
E
D

Why is CBC going all VLC?

not great bob

>>151456704
>this is what flamers kept hyping up
lol holy shit you can't make this shit up

not only does your goalie have to be your best penalty killer, but he also has to be your best power player

Is having a .571 save% considered good?

The flames shills aren't here to will wolf their power

>>151456725
strange that the bruins didnt keep him

flames haters are so retarded. being down against garys team in october matters how exactly?

>>151456773
Every garypoint counts when making the playoffs are marginal like for example the flames

my broons need to get pucks deep

vezina candidate dustin .571lf

Do Americans and Canadians see different ads on the sideboards?

Because I'm seeing a Rogers It's Our Game ad on them, but america doesn't have Rogers

holy shit there's so many of them

kek eichel is the best player in the world now

>>151456810
Still only a one goal game

>>151456839
luckily im a flame or that would be freakin terrifying...

>>151456837
The boards are just CGI
I hate everything

>>151456826
so much for milan

>>151456860
he's on pace for a career year

>>151456744
they typically disappear when their team is doing shit. they aren't real fans

>>151456572
Ya im banned now posting from mobile

>>151456863
why is your team so bad bud? stupid faggot lol

>>151456899
>>151456899
>>151456899
NEW

>>151456877
up to 13 points after these ten minutes

>>151456877
>11 points
>+2
Fucking grim