Thread 151455171

cursed thread

totally necessary thread

bro forgot the number

>>151455171 (OP)
THE FOUND SNEED

>>151455171 (OP)
It's definitely Michael Cera.

why did he flash that image

I AM DRINKING MY OWN PISS

>>151455171 (OP)
Kek this is the thread

super neccessary thread

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM.

Sus

>leaf flag
get this traitor out of america

Brendan Alien thought he could steal CANADA'S GLORY

There are no british people living in british columbia, nor are there any columbians. In fact it’s only chinese people.

What's it called when your ribcage pokes out of your chest like that?

>>151455230
malnutrition

I like Allen because he is white. I like RDR because he is white.

RDR decision or I can't afford dinner

>>151455230
We already had this exact discussion a week or two ago

>>151455229
i visited last year and there are a TON of pajeets there as well

>>151455229
China is the Colombia of Britain

>>151455230
Reverse ribs syndrome

>>151455230
at least it's not as bad as shahbazyan

>>151455230
Rib flare

Time to post tits. Fuck the jannies

Does Allen have the Nürburgring tattooed on his lower back?

Lmao

If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much.

>>151455171 (OP)
What im i looking at

Dutch excellence

Fights over

>>151455230
Rib flare or pectus carinatum if it's the ribcage itself poking out

wow Brendan Allen still sucks ass I'm shocked

bit gay so far

>>151455264
that knee looks fucked up

>>151455272
You're not Dutch m8

>>151455264
Tasteful bush

not looking good for Allen

when is bo nigger fighting

this is what a 10-8 round looks like in case anyone was confused

I looked away from the screen and they already on the ground fuckin this sport owns

RDR manhandled him. Why are Canadian men so weak?

Just physically innit

the phone is a premonition

brendan allen first octagon death

>>151455264
Who's the skirt?

>>151455291
I’m Welsh.

>>151455264
Look how far apart they are

Allen became Canadian and sacrificed his fighting abilities

>>151455230
A good suckin'

this is gay rape

>>151455315
Also sacrificed his paycheck to taxes. As a neet, I thank him

The brit saying the main event was cancelled has 185 iq, he knew it would just be this

middleweight is the gayest division

>>151455308
no idea saw it on fit

trash card

STOP THE FIGHT

>>151455315
treasonous cunt deserves it, appropriate redcoat trunks

>>151455346
I’ve only ever offered the truth.

The fuck is this lmfao

>>151455346
Stop trying to suck up to your former masters, Vikram.

>>151455348
100% we have Israel humping Paulo and that's enough to beat all the other divisions right there

how is allen so bad

kek Allen is a retard

>>151455322
We all knew it would look like this anyway

man this canadian guy sucks ass

told you it was a 10-8

savage ass rape technique really intriguing sport

>>151455350
lol no, seriously, where'd you find it?

Brendan Alien is making a fool of himself

>do not throw that shot
>keeps throwing it
based RDR

please don't submit I want to eat dinner

allen finished on top, 10-0 allen

I'm fully convinced RDR beats Khamzat now

Canadians from Louisiana are all the same

>>151455369
Israel

>>151455373
Fluffy beat him, so I had no hope for him

Brendan Allen is currently the highest ranked Canadian in the UFC.

Allen's gonna have to hit rdr in the balls to get out of this fight.

Allen is always winning until he loses but this time he's going to lose until he wins.

the province of Louisiana never looked so good

Why does Smellal sound like that

Legalize shots to the back of the head and soccer kicks.

This grappling is fun.
And Cumshot is fucked by the way

>>151455388
I'm being serious, it was on /fit/ or /sp/ when the jannies were AWOL

>>151455212
dead sport

Allen is so shit but this has made Vettori looks much worse

fight looking terrible, it wont be fun, fotn will be the one with Santos

i wish i were watching rdr vs fluffy right now

>>151455401
Your former masters are Israel?

Why is Allen allowed to wear those little socks?

Lol he just take it and hugs

if there is no melanin in the fight they default to grappling homosex... why?

>>151455445
Everyone does b

>watch fight night
>dan miragliotta fucking up and kevin holland kicked in the dick are the highlights
what is this sport coming to

RDR has got little chicken ankles.

>>151455466
RDR has a sweet tan

>>151455427
he has a wonk nose

that was a really nice takedown

Brendan Allen is shit its that simple

Who is Lawler with?

>>151455448
Your master, your fathers master, your sons and their sons master, is Israel

the riddler kills cumshot

>>151455427
He says he's from the middle east but was born in Chicago

Are there really newfags that have never wrestled or done any grappling itt?

nice mating press position by Allen I wonder how RDR is going to get out of this one

Looks like Imavov is probably getting the shot kek

the ridder

No shrimp
No sneed
No spammy
No finland

It’s been nice.

>>151455491
RDR, he trains at Kill Cliff

>>151455488
how come he's breaking de Shidders face?

>>151455509
I did a little grappling with your mom last night

>>151455509
the only sport I did was marching band

wtf this guy sucks!

this is exactly how that russian heemed rdr

I CANNOT MASTURBATE TO THIS

Like all Blow Job Jitsu faggots they're worthless turtles once they're on bottom. Can't do shit without the gi to grab.

>>151455526
I played clarinet, what did you play?

this mf got RDR's ankles behind his own head how many points does Allen get from that

>>151455273
your body after I heem you

STAND UP AND FIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>151455530
chatri gave that russian tones of roids

it is currently 20-17 for RDR
it is impossible for allen to win on the cards

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

How the fuck Allen won this round?

>>151455495
It would be a stand up fight and Khamzat seems to be better than RDR inthis sector.

rdr finna quit late in the third

The riddler needs to be better than this if he's ever going to beat ratlip.

>>151455264
I love hairy pussies so much.

I didn't appreciate the joke about someone grappling with my mother. Uncalled for.

Allen is basically "better Gerald The Shart" I don't understand how people thought RDR had any path to win this when Gerald almost beat him.

de ridder needs to work on his ground and pound, he had opportunities to do damage to him but just chose to cuddle instead

>>151455555
He also killed that ref and that wmma champ

Lawler!!

Middleweight is the best boyfriend material division. All the fighters are so hot lol.

THIS IS AWFUL
CLAP
CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP

Just how flushed is Bobby Knuggles.

DONT LET EM BULLY YA SON

RDR is gonna win this, but I want you guys to remember that second round to know he's shit

I'm just gonna say....I love women...

de rizzler has that cozening evil below the surface heart of darkness type vibe about him. given the opportunity i believe he would do some evil shit in afriga with detached inhumanity

>>151455542
bass drum
I didn't actually want to learn to play music it was just a social thing

>>151455493
>sons
Ha! Joke's on you....

>>151455606
This but the exact opposite

Zero chance this is a female.

>>151455606
Same

Lads, Idk if this semen slurping sport is for me

Are you enjoying your ufc main event slop goyim? K-1 and ONE next month is going to be insane btw.

why does de redditor refuse to damage on top?

I told you Allen was going to dominate. Apologize.

rdr is gassed as fuck

>>151455635
no

>>151455627
he looks like he's not sure either

Why are Dutch people weird, creepy, soft liberal faggots?

blowjob jew jitsu is so boring...

>>151455627
>lazy eye
>top ranked in wmma
Grim state of affairs

if you don't like pressing your head onto another man's crotch you don't like mixed martial arts, simple as

Sick of this RDR faggot I hope Allen heems him

de shitter

RDR has literally 0 good career wins. His best career win is Vitaly Bigdash. This was always going to happen.

I smell like nicotine. Reminds me of my old man.

>>151455644
Because they are surrounded by dykes :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"This isn't a great approach for de Ridder"

Fluffly would have melted this bum

Why do they even bother putting together cards with no latinos

He elbowed his asshole

Why does Brendan Alien have a tattoo of a giant squiggly outline of a penis on his right side?

These bjj dweebs like RDR are so fucking gay. No ferocity, no desire to hurt their opponent.

This shit is mad gay

>>151455655
it's happening, he's getting busted up, 6 year age gap in a 5 rounder

>>151455668
That's my fantasy though.

why did RDR grab under allen's knee what the fuck did that accomplish, what a retard I'm not going to afford dinner tonight fuck this gay sport

how bad is robert whittaker

Allen is the only one who's done anything in this fight, let's see how the faggot ass judges rob him

Jew Jitsu isnt real

Allen is winning

how utterly washed is Whittaker lol

rdr flushed himself with too much activity

it's over RDR has no stamina
Allen wins

RDR is a fucking heartlet retard

boring

What is Bo Nickal thinking right now

white guy mma is boring as fuck

>>151455673
>no latinos
>chito vera

>>151455673
charles jourdain was on the card however

fuck, it's literally the worst outcome. i wouldn't have minded fluffy wrestlefucking RDR but Allen?

I'm leaving this semen-slurping sport behind guys, I'm sorry.

185 is a talentless wasteland

>>151455673
They are deliberately orchestrated to demoralise and humiliate the local populous by aris design. See Noche UFC/White house.

>>151455714
This bitch really needs to learn how to shop for clothes in her size.

My HERO Merab would NEVER

Allen beating his ass like he does his kids

INCREDIBLE CROTCH SNIFFING DEFENSE

>goes to the ground on purpose
>gets beat up
what is RDR doing?

>>151455692
>jew jitsu isn't real
>posts picture of world renowned jiu jitsu master Joyce Gracie

>>151455716
Worst fight in mma history was between two of the strongest black HW punchers

you're kidding

allen kills cumshot

>>151455726
See you next week.

kek RDR is done

dang Allen almost got slept but Ridder is super gassed

KWAB

Just how flushed is Robert?

this shouldn't be a 5 round fight what an embarrassment

De nigger wants out

>>151455687
Shittaker's last good win was against Qanonnier in 2020. He's worthless in 2025.

K 1 is freedom. Free your martial arts acumen from the chains of THEM.

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black Zat?

Borrachinha kills rdr

Allen has 60 striking iq but 150 grappling IQ

fantastic night for canadian mma desu

why are people surprised allen is good he literally submitted paul craig

the mexican nigga would fucking erase this dutch fag from existence

Fluffy would've finished this in R1

de Midder doing what he does best. He will lose this fight

What is RDR's strategy?

I HATE GRAPPLING
I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST

maybe RDR shouldn't weight cut so much

People paid 225leafcuckbucks for nosebleed shit seats

>>151455744
that was a fixed fight
francis and lewis had an agreement not to heem eachother

I understand he is gassed but is rdr even trying?

>not booing the doctor
wtf vancouver

gay sex has more action than this

Where's Fluffy? I want a 2v1 these boys vs. the Fluffman

>>151455795
Ride horses, shoot banditos, skin cougars?

K-1 is better than this but you have been brainwashed by juden.

>>151455779
He had excellent positions against Fluffy but kept KWABing himself when he unironically had the fight won.

>>151455577
I hope she fought the underhook.

>>151455819
riner de retard would run through k1

I give this card a 5/10

This is kind of a crazy take but this is very boring to watch, I'm bored.

>fingers out of his mouth
wtf gay

If allen wins will he have to fight fluffy again?

>>151455818
And rob trains

>losing in your area of expertise
might as well retire

>Allen dragged RDR to his corner
kek

>>151455779
Allen was raped by Imavov, TKO'd by Chris Curtist, outgrappled by Malkoun, beat by Fluffy, etc.

at least he's not getting demolished by a nigga called fluffy

>>151455827
would

Fluffy is our last hope isn't he?

Bad news for Rainer de Nigger!

>>151455822
did the same with imavov. his fight iq is negative

ONE Championship in the MUD

My ass is very leaky

>>151455836
this is the sanest take I have read on 4chan literally ever

>>151455835
You know it's a shit card when Manon fiorot gets the bonus

RDR wants to give up.

>>151455841
Allen is unironically top 3. It's a huge step up for RDR.

>>151455833
In a gay sex competition, finishing 2nd to you.

if this is how this round goes it could be 10-8 on one card or more

i’m afraid

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he should just tap Emmett style

You faggots would have been crying like toddlers watch the 36 minute gracie v shamrock fight

Its current year and retards are still falling for the BJJ off bottom meme

Zatdaddy ragdolls and flash submits both these bums within the first round

Just how bad is Shittaker?

>>151455890
we know tom aspinall

Perfect night for Canada and the LGBTQ+ community.

im not eating dinner tonight lads, any recommendations on easily foragable edibles in north east united states? should I rob a gas station?

UFC sacrificed PRIDE FC for this? I will never forgive them.

What I would do is a Brazilian tap, then choke him out while he's celebrating

This is not a sport
This is just gay sex with clothes on.
I know a lot about gay sex btw.

>>151455851
29-28 is a rape?

Allen looks like a fucking genius when he actually grapples. What a goober of a middleweight

watch rdr not get up

honestly the dude who gets his legacy hurt the most here is Whittaker

Avalon is the peak of dairy consumption

Holy shit. He’s got him in full mating press drilling the fuck out of his butthole. Slava Ukraine!

RDR wants to retire and become a florist

>>151455879
he gave up like 3 rounds ago

Send this bum back to ONE

>>151455903
You can just say Canada.

needs more ball kicks

>>151455905
It's harvest season. Just raid some gardens.

>>151455903
>milk not in bags
Not canadian.

How did FRAUD DE FRAUDER get 4 mins of control in the first round only to become a submissive little sissy for the next ones?

RDR isn't even moving kek. This shit was over 8 minutes ago.

RDR quit 10 minutes ago and Allen still can't finish him

it's over
trainer stops it
LOSE BECAUSE GASSED

HOLY KWAB

>>151455905
Get a lanyard with any nametag on it. Wear some business casual clothes. Go to a high end hotel and find the buffet. Just walk in like you're supposed to be there, grab food, eat and go.

>no power
>no cardio
>no striking
>no strength
how the fuck did rdr get this far

wut

fuck joe pyfer

kwab

HEEEEEEEEEM STOOL QUITTY
KWAB

LMAO DE CROTCH SNIFFER CANT EVEN GET UP

>>151455906
In Pride this same sequence for last for 20 minutes

A shameful performance.

KEK HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING BUM

>RDR gives up
HAHAHAHAHA

this really was the night of the underdog

>>151455805
>"that'll be 225goybucks plus ti-ACK"

>>151455903
gonna have a big glass of homo milk to celebrate

lmaooooo

>if you can't get up and get to your corner its over
its truly over how is this a main even

WHAT A FUCKING BITCH, 0 HEART

allen will be a champ

just how shit is bo niggle?

LOOOOOL

what the fuck

KWAB
W
A
B

Unrecoverable amount of story loss

THATS UFC BABY!!!!!! THATS MMA!!!! JUST SNIFF

middleweight is fucking shit that is embarrassing

Insanely gay card

yeah that was a mercykill by the ref

De Shitter lmao

people said this fucker could challenge khamzat

>most fags thought a win over Reddit Rob meant Allen was getting washed
Lol Dediddler is getting cardiocucked in 2 rounds. Matchups, son

Jesus he fucking quit, pathetic

Dana isn't going to like this. RDR is going to get cut kek.

I dont think ive ever seen that before

Well that was gay as fuck.

LMAO

REINIER DE QUITTER

we had no idea at the time but rdr vs bo was a kwabamania main event

HAHAHAHA OHNONONONO

>>151455985
Nah. Quitting instead of losing clean is always a story win

Fagri and onecucks seething

>>151455985
and still not even the worst story loss tonight

damn nice sport you guys LMAO

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Heeeeeeem quitty

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK just how SHIT is Bo Nigger?

quitier de quitter

its over I will never watch a fight night again

Kek what a heartlet, Dutch people are fucking pathetic

There were signs

note to self never trust the odds on fight nights and contender series, they will always bs the odds to fuck casuals

KWABOTY
W
A
B
O
T
Y

You all doubted me. I told you.

KWAB
It's ovah

imagine losing like this lel

lol imagine this dude vs chechen gourmet

HEEEEEEEEM QUITTYYYY
HEEEEEEEEM. GASSYYYY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM QUITTTYY
imagine hyping up this bum

You cannot come back from this. That is so fucking embarrassing.

Bros, it moved. UfC always like this?

ALL THE CANAGODS WON
DEAL WITH IT

>>151456029
lmao

>>151455968
I could buy 3 maybe 4 weeks of food or I can go see a shit card live from the nosebleeds. Tough decision.

HERE'S YOUR MAIN EVENT

The quit heard round the world

imagine what fluffy would have done to this doo

>>151456029
we should throw in the towel

Fluffy would have literally killed this dutchie

Just how shit at grappling is Bo Niggle???

Was hoping de Faggot would get heemed but I'll settle for him quitting like a bitch

My picks....

IMAGINE GIVING UP
HOW DO YOU GO FROM MASSIVE CONTROL IN THE FIRST ROUND TO THIS PATHETIC SHIT LOL?

Hahaha get fucked fish-lipped dickhead

>>151456055
that is what I was thinking
Fluffy beat the shit out of Allen

the biggest american prospect got ko'd by this nigga btw

K-1?

Borrachota punching the air right now

I've seen enough. Give Brendan Allen a title shot against champion Khamzat.

Damn. Well atleast we know how it would’ve went against khamzat. Speaking of which, who can stop that guy now? Will it be Strickland? Ateba Gautier? Bo Nickal?

>>151456029
OHHHHHHHHHH

Quitter de Quitter

weak mind

Name one middleweight fighter who hasn’t been humiliated before

>LOSER BY COULD NOT CONTINUE
KWAB

total canadian domination

poor little white boy... its okay to quit you're still cool in my books...

even reddit is laughing, what a performance

QUITALITY

i’m gonna kms

Tko via being a little bitch

in a fight that was originally supposed to be between two guys i like somehow brendan allen won

Corner threw the towel because he was tired, kek what a faggot!

say hello to a real contender

>a minute of silence for THE duke roofie
>dc waits for 5 seconds

VERY disrespectful crowd

reindeer de quitter

This honestly wasn't the same Reiner that beat Whittaker. What happened to his conditioning?

Puke Doofus

Allen went through the gauntlet fighting Fluffy, Sean and Imavov. Dediddler is a heartlet and cardiolet. Lol at the people who didn’t pick Allen

>>151456029
>no clean sweep for Canada

people forget man

>>151456095
go fuck a whore and eat some truffles

people die every minute get over it already

Based crowd for not being silent kek proud of my city.

Rdr has worse cardio than Khamzat with a fraction of his takedown ability lol

>>151456117
he wasn’t fighting a guy half his size

Allen can't even answer a question properly

>minute of silence
>waits 3 seconds
kek

heem kwaby

>>151456117
Lungs full of semen

>>151456117
Shittaker

Can-eh-dian

>>151456129
DC said this

>>151456117
honestly, it's probably the weight cut. rdr shouldn't fight at 185.

>>151456117
he fought a canadian louisiana boy from north dakota

Canadian is not an ethnicity.

100 IQ Allen can't be beaten.

>>151456095
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Quit on the stool.

does canada have pawgs

Just how dogshit is ONE FC?

>>151456158
FUCK YOU IT ISNT

Brendan half jeet?

>>151456141
DC is professional, a minute of silence would be awkward >>151456168

dricus would still splatter brendan allen

>>151456158
Yes, it is. People of British descent born in Canada.

>>151456063
Instead of getting up, he was chasing submissions and took damage and then gassed. Really bad fight IQ.

Belal Jewhammad

>>151456117
>>151456144
Cum in lungs was how "Brodie Lee" aka Luke Whatever died

>>151456177
based chug, have a tall glass of metho for me b

>>151456168
Yea, but they belong to the BIC and BAC

>>151456117
He was exhausted against Whittaker too but he wore out Whittaker quicker by ragdolling and kneeing him. Whittaker couldn't reverse him like Allen

I'm maori

>>151456183
this is the tard fight to make

>>151456173
Their HW champ was beaten effortlessly by a bum they pulled out of the stands.

RDR needs the weight advantage, Allen is actually skilled despite him being an IQlet

I always wondered when we’d know for sure rob whittaker was washed. I know now that the answer is “when he can’t beat a guy that quits on the stool against brendan fucking allen”.

Absolute shit card

>rdr was just paul craig all along
wew

>>151456117
He didn't grapple with Rob the way he grappled with Allen. IIRC, Rob stuffed a couple of his takedowns, didn't he? I don't understand why he didn't strike more with Allen.

>>151456154
Yeah, and he probably got concussed badly by Brendan. Look at the size of those knots on Reiner

Belal just created Khamzat's kryptonite. Good luck dageFAGS

Reindeer Kara-France

>>151456168
Yeah
>>151456197
You’re brazilian

If rdr actually went with the striking he would’ve done much better. Allen is a retard in the striking

now that this card is over, I am going to tko myself with shots to the groin

Whittaker might as well just put the fries in the bag

>>151456095
Take Ridder with you

>>151456168
no they have eskimos with fat bundas that get stuck trying to enter the igloo in fact that where all "help i'm stuck stepbro" porn originated the eskimos those little freaks

Quitting is unacceptable. Cut him

>>151456232
allen would've heemed him unironically

Whittaker is an overrated grappler, Allen is more well rounded in that area. Sean’s resume is looking better and better

with prospects like aiemann zahabi, mike malott, and brendan allen the ufc is SO FRICKING BACK

>>151456133
Khamzat’s cardio isn’t even bad by me standards. Most of these guys can barely keep a solid pace for 5
Only Dricus and Fluffy really have great cardio

/knuck/ is live - come home white man

>>151456231
>You’re brazilian

allen calling out khamzat after getting held down for 4:30 in the first round is very funny

Lucas Tracy shot himself on live

>>151456245
No kek natives are known for having flat asses. It's legitimately a meme in their communities.

LOLOL I ALWAYS HATED RDR Red Dead Redemption STUPID PRICK FACE

Khamzat gonna hold the belt forever

>>151456263
Haha is that a selfie? Uma

He still fucked prime Dern though

Brendan Allen will beat Khanzat. The new champ will be Canadian and everyone here will have to eat an legume out from my foreskin with no hands

>>151456285
Why did he use the white emoji

>>151456285
fuck i hate that faggot way these retards talk

this is so embarrassing

>>151456285
unironically brutal

>>151456284
i mean, yeah. i like RDR but i was never thinking he'd actually beat khamzat if he got to a title shot. i really don't see who'd beat him.

>>151456306
can't expect much from dutch "fighters"

>>151456285
Rare Khamzat W

I was told RDR was getting the next title fight

Looks like this riddle's been solved.

>chimaev
>imavov
>allen
MW is literally dead.

This is the worst loss I’ve seen in the UFC in a while, in terms of how shit it makes the sport look on top of how embarrassing it was

>>151456321
maybe he still is

>>151456327
Yeah I wish we could go back to the golden age of Israel Adesanya, Sean Strickland, DDP, Michael Bisping, Kelvin Gastelum, Luke Rockhold, literally a murderers row of absolute freakin bloodhounds

>>151456321
even if he had won, i'm pretty sure imavov would have gotten the next title fight

Brendan Allen beats Robbert
Brendan Allen beats Israel
Brendan Allen beats Khamzat
Brendan Allen beats Pereira

Imavov is 100% getting the shot next, Fluffy is gonna be in an title eliminator against DDP or Strickland next.

allen has already lost to everyone good in the division just give him to strickland for his rebound

>>151456355
this but unironically

Why does it every time we have an exciting fighter moving up the rankings THEY LOSE

>>151455249
Hope you're sucking cock and drinking cum for nutrients rn

>>151456431
>BJJ and clinch the fighter
>exciting
only reason his fights were fun is that he's so shit that the shart put up a fight and Rob nearly knocked him out.

Yeah the division is on a bit of a weird spot. Imavov didn't immediately call out Chimaev and they were pushing RDR because word in the streets was that he did well when they trained together (Chimaev basically fights people in training).

If DDP didn't get so dominated we could have been into a rematch. Caio didn't deliver and he had hype vs Chimaev because he knows his system from helping him train. The two guys who could make an exciting matchup vs Chimaev didn't move through.

>>151456355
Unironically this but shogun, rampage, chuck, overeem, wanderlei, ninja, arona, henderson, vovchanchyn, karatonov

Holy shit that fight literally put me to sleep, rdr almost got me fired from my job.

Thank you Jesus for bkfc, brain damage, getting my face smashed in and a measly pay cheque.

>>151456325
Kek

>>151456355
The DDP era was the golden age of the division, if you disagree you aren't a fan

>>151456296
all browns choose at least one shade lighter, except when they're trying to get dei points

so uh... how flushed is Whittaker?