Thread 151456899

Sharks Edition
>>151451617

calgary flames

>>151456926
>blue jays
LMAO!

Is this the thread?

>>151456899 (OP)
oh fuck off the goddamn sharks. Celebrini deserves better

bieksa keeps on saying SEX

>>151456922
doused

mitch scored bro's

Go Bruins!

>>151456899 (OP)
BASED

Huomenta but the opposite

>>151456948
Just like my Islanders

The Flames are winning the story

this right here, wolf getting ID'd so he can get into the building, is why he is playing so SHIT

it's very funny that my avsies pretended to fire the PP coach and nothing has changed

twelve percent

>>151456986
To be fair this is how homeless dress in Vegas

>>151456922
A R E
S
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I
T

>>151456572
It's actually a fag moderator who's diet consists of cock. He's a St. Louis Blues fan, the cockeating son of a AIDS whore.

why is every fucking hockey thread a fucking sharks thread. why the fuck are the sharks an NHL. who fuck thinks this is so fucking funny
have these ever even won fucking a game. like one time? have they every won a fucking regulation NHL game in their entire fucking history.
Every fucking hucking thread it's everyone fucking one with thse retards.

>>151457000
this is going to be a rough season :(

>>151456899 (OP)
Checked!!!

power rankings tonight finna

>>151457010
the bluesfag is the janny? how did u find out

Just saw the video of Marchand ripping up Dahlin's helmet. Almost brought a tear to my eye. Really starting to miss that little fucker.

My penguins ):

imagine if the flames finish last and the sharks still get mckenna kwab

>>151457073
No, he's a moderator. He's either a Blues or a Flames fan but it's leaning 70% chance Blues fan. He's a true cocksucker.

>>151457116
My islanders are no longer last place

Sabres beat the Panthers

>>151457118
what happened brother? he replied to you and then you got banned?

>>151457147
they're nothing without barkov

My Jackies :)

mcdavid spotted

>>151457224
they're nowhere near as sexy as celebrini

scaaarrrr mack

>Wolf
Mor\e like\ woof

my avies!!! :)))
mackinnon!!

wolf is gonna get yanked

>>151457235
>t.

that was the first goal this evening where i legit think wolf made a mistake. hes too low there. reverse VH blunder as hank would put it

what a great signing by conroy
only 6 more years!

>>151457157
Got banned literally seconds after I made a post a while back. Blues played that night.

>>151457287
i noticed you were clowning on the blues after they lost the other day and an hour later the blues swede appeared and specifically used the phrase "log in to /hoc/"

Apologise to Wedgewood right fucking now

Bud ended up 1ing that encounter.

takagis team nooooooooo

>>151457317
that was awfully nice of lindholm to provide the screen

is this good?

Gross.

>>151457317
beautiful
>>151457353
kek right

>>151457355
worth every penny of that 7.5 milly

Lmao Connor Brown has more goals than Mcdavid. Mcdavid is over hyped Mcshitter

>>151457284
AWOO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

I DARE YOU

>>151457310
I don't think it's the Blues swede

>>151456922
R U L E
U
L
E

So flames posting was ironic all along?

>>151456922
>>151457499

>>151455710
the prophecy has failed

my canesies :(

>>151457530
5 on 15 was close, he was at 4 on 13?

>>151457579
yep

>>151457502
No this was the plan all along. Flames rule at tanking for Mckenna :)

is Bussi elite?

>>151457138
Anders Lee is incredible for his salary.

>>151457502
if me flames are good i luv em
if me flames are bad i luv em

simple is

simple as

Oilers are coiling but at least my kid started playing this year and has turned out to actually have some heart for it.

scaarrrr necas

>>151457138
Jordan Spence had no reason to give up on the play

The shanty town of the Boston Ruins

Avs just beat an ahl team

>>151457684
This, love for flames is unconditional
:)

>SOG:
>COL: 37
>BOS: 12
Jesus Christ

I still think the Flames are winning the cup

>>151457733
yes, the mckenna cup

>>151457743
A little late this year but it seems like we are in the "Buffalo has finally turned it around and might make a playoff run!" phase of their season.
Give it a month and they'll come crashing back to reality like every year.

Guess who just marnered all 0ver Wolf

>>151457684
>>151457724
true hockey fans here. not many of those on /hoc/

>>151457733
I think so too

>>151457733
what about now

>>151457700
He was literally man handled which caused confusion

>>151457793
Even more

and marner puts it on ice

>>151457661
They need that since Lou wasted so much cap space on garbage

>>151457835
why don't my marners look like that

>>151457724
the flames are a sports organization not a child

>>151457835
>totally meaningless goal
Perfect

>>151457835
the problem is that wolf is tiny, if he was a normal sized goalie he'd have successfully poke checked the puck on his first attempt, but since he's not his swing was hopelessly short - just like him

>>151457835
wolf was completely undressed
the kid is just not ready to be a starter
too bad vladar was shown the door

>>151457733
yea the chevrolet good deeds cup

why did the flames get rid of this for wolf?

FUCKIN
SCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
AGAIN

>>151457904
craig conroy

>>151457904
craig conroy has brain damage is why

saw a cool stat on the broadcast of forward groups with:
>most goals
>most assists
>most points
and guess who's in first in all three categories bro's?? :)


>>151457869
oh you're upset huh kek

Imagine going from one point out of the playoffs and a Calder nominated season to sitting firmly under the fucking >shorks to start the season.

wolf still needs more sheltered minutes.

>>151457835
jesus christ wolf
that's how kids who've never played goalie before but get stuck in the net because "somebody has to play goalie" fall over and swipe wildly at the puck

>>151457835
why do the flames have a small child playing in goal?

sad night. wonder what he's saying right now. i hope they wont cancel "the chase" even if we miss the ploffs.

stolarz needs to start feeding blocker shots to the throats of ANYBODY who gets in his crease, friend or foe

>>151457835
Marner v. marner

>>151457835
marner lands in wolf's net like a turd lands in a toilet bowl

heres the hard truth flamesbros

they could lose every single game from now till the seasons close.
gary will never NEVER allow them to get pick #1 im sorry but you have to actually use a bit of kike logic here, history shows that that vindictive kike will not allow this team to get the next big kid
in a fair world maybe they have a chance but unfortunately its still garys nhl

why dont you go take a look when montreal got pick 1 a couple years back and gary was shocked, it was obviously supposed to go to seattle but montreal somehow sneaked in gary was clearly pissed. the draft lottery exists to give his team of choice the next stars

https://youtu.be/kLhPUTZB8OQ?si=fX1BL0KLa-k63mUA

>>151457967
It's funny because he just got extended as coach. Same thing happens to sutter. Got extended just before the team started shitting the bed

>>151458004
https://streamable.com/j4n218

Dustin wolf is smaller than arturs irbe and fred braithwaite imo

>>151457969
Gotta say, seeing Stolarz flip shit on Marchment was very cathartic.
Hate that cunt.

I can't see the Dustin Wolf

shannon will have the canes at number 1 but it should be the knights imhd

>>151457969
Id like to see him be more consistent, he's had 1 good game so far. We need Woll.

>>151458004
Lmao the way he says montreal

I think garebear will let us make the playoffs when the new dome is done

>>151457921
My islanders’ Horvat line

>>151458075
no but, per usual, the isles still count due to the one-sided broship

four remain

>>151458101
losing in ot is losing, gary

>>151457940
why is your team so bad?

>>151458101
>garyouts count

>>151458115
>implying they are bad

holy fuck i thought the flames game was over and closed the stream

that was only two periods?

>>151458144
Whats the score in the game your team is playing right now?

starting to believe the Knights just might win this one

uhh nuckbros?

>>151458144
1989

>>151458167
The plan is we destroy the oilers and lose every other game. Please try to keep up.

>lames
>lolf
>got marnered and stoned in the same night

>>151458144
knights are fucking you up retard
KWAB

>>151458180
is that fucking kash patel again

>flims
>call-gary

this is why Wolf is the starter.

>>151458101
no, copey
only the Hurricanes remain undefeated

>>151458208
>the sharter

>>151458180
pretty autistic to wear runners to a dinner

my pens (:

>>151458226
Wait a minute are you Canadian

>>151458202
he's a big hockey fan. a fan of all things hockey it seems

>>151458188
>Implying them getting fucked up is somehow evidence they are bad

Where the hell is Price put him in net

>>151458233
no im from >flag

>>151458180
christ almighty what a hideous monster
and I don't mean the jeet or the nog

How do you fuck up a 4 on 2 up that badly??

>>151458269
i often forget how fucking retarded lames fans are
its 6-1 Knights you dipshit lol when are you gonna stop being complete fucking shit yes you are bad

>>151458285
evander for all of his other faults is obviously very handsome

>>151458289
if you're talking about the flames one, I don't know why he didn't just pass to the backdoor for an easy tap in

see ya stone

>>151458272
kek
probably somewhere in british columbia watching the cantsuscks
finishing his cigar, getting ready to bang miss price

>Boob is back we got this flamebros
Jen

>>151458310
beaut of a hit

Flames are getting doused by some golden showers?

why is huska giving wolf the patrick roy treatment? why doesnt he pull him already instead of humiliating him like this?

>>151458310
those are great sharkie alternates

>>151458304
blacks aren't attractive

>flametards overhyped another shit player
Like clockwork.

>>151458348
yeah, very clean

>>151458299
Clearly an off day for my Flames. Flames Knights are #1 and #2 in the league I think.

>>151458338
yes, golden showers with the occasional golden marner

>>151458208
both are garbage

the good guys won today.

>>151458340
Wolf was pulled

>HIGH PITCHED YELLING (Please laugh)
>THE LEAFS ARE TOTALLY MAKING ME LOSING MY MIND (Please laugh)

>>151458410
who's diego

:)

>>151458430
shit i don't know i speak french

>>151458439
embarrassing

>>151458367
>an off day
i like ur enthusiasm and wishful thinking


gg copey ur team made a mockery of mine again go ahead and make a mockery of me its all that can be done

this is a common sight on flames benches it seems

>>151458461
canadian to canadian, >flims might be the new >laffs

>>151458468
goalie threw his stick!!! penalty shot!

>>151458411
>but seriously guys, subscribe to my channel and listen to my podcast

>>151458470
it ain't gr8

Hey remember the argument for Misa over Schaefer?

>>151458503
about as clearly as I remember the argument for fantilli over bedard

>>151458496
well the gr8 one turned oot to be a faggot trumptard

>>151458503
That 36% team in particular

>>151458457
Takagibro :)

>>151458457
Not copey, but a gold knigga, gg Takagi poster

>>151458518
>wright over slafbobrovsý

fellow fat fuck, pre diabetic, sweaty, can't climb a flight of stairs yinzer bros the scored another big mac goal don't forget we eatin' tommorrow boys

>>151458503
trb watches a lot of junior hockey why doesnt he give us a /hoc/ proscout report?

>>151458554
My doctor said my labs were good

>>151458367
>off day HAHAHAH dumbass

>>151458503
It was only one (1) Canadian poster that kept spamming that. Probably a cousin to Misa or something.

marner will have the last laff

>>151458554
i prefer the burger goals to the milkshake goals i don't like milkshakes

>>151456899 (OP)
congratulations sharks ur not 32nd anymore

>>151458457
Even this weeb knows that it wasn't just an off day. Flames are just SHIT

>>151458606
>>

>>151458457
shant. i don't bully my frens here bro. i'm happy for mitch tho and hope stone isn't ded.

>>151458602
Sharks were still above them before this on a GF tiebreaker.

just a reminder what the future has in store

>>151458606
Oh yah? well explain how my flames managed to wreck the oilers then.
Pro tip: today was an off day

>>151458578
Everyone in Labrador looks like this

>gay carl
>longest losing streak in the league

>>151458628
the Oilers are SHIT also
canadian teams in general

knights and hurricanes will be kino i reckon

>>151458622
a little zesty, no?

>>151458644
>also
>implying my flames are shit

KINO games tomorrow

>>151458667
literally all shit teams kek

>>151458667
there must be some teams i'm forgetting about

>>151458663
>implying
nah I can prove it for you, hows that?

pretty good day of hockey

>>151458621
nope

>>151458635
>labs

>>151458654
i have no idea what that means. hows college bud.

why did marner throw a floppy dildo into the crowd

>>151458684
Bud how are you this easily baited

>>151458705
idk maybe the baced aces were there again

this is all johnny gaudreaus fault

>>151458707
bait into enjoy a lames loss? Very lately it's easy

dylan leave our flames frens alone buddy.

>>151458718
Real talk: the downfall of the Flames is entirely due to Darryl Sutter being a toxic boomer coach which is why Tkachuck and Gaudreau both left after having a great season. This is also why Johnny died since he'd probably be elsewhere on the day he was killed if the timeline was different.
Sutter killed the Flames and Johnny. Forever.

>>151458734
now thats cuck talk get in the chair buddy

amazing games all around tonight

>>151458734
it probably is dylan huh lol

hopefully the flims can draft a player like matthew tkachuk or sam bennett with this SHIT record. those are the guys that win you championshps

>>151458740
atleast sutter wouldnt ice that useless belarusian clown nor assmus asserson

>>151458620
Well >we deserve it. But thats still noble stuff, cup is likely urs this year. 2nd is on its way.
canes and stars can't ever get passed the third round its basically just mcdavid thats in ur way

>>151458684
Evidence of an day

>>151458740
cursed franchise, shit franchise, didn't Darryl Sutter grow retards in his wife?

>>151458761
please be kind to belarus we're experiencing their golden age

dylan: no milly
takagi: no milly
samir: no milly
copey: milly
bud: milly courtesy of the broship

>>151458757
of course it is. flames fans are positive bro's, we don't kick them while they're down. fuck the oilers and stars though KWAB

>>151458774
*off

>>151458774
any day* I know
>>151458757
you totally got me it's me dylan

>>151458783
no milly Dylan
KWAB

>>151458703
Zesty is the definition of someone that appears juicy and flamboyantly homosexual. Fruity, gay or sus. The cat with the Kool-aid on his lips. Common among 21st century Flames fans.

>>151458797
>>151458810
>>151458804

>>151458804
Why isn't he fat?

marner with the towel over his groin to hide his erection

slopdown was cancelled

>>151458838
actually tranny that was hoglision kek kwab

you going to wrestlemania copey

>>151458822
>Common among 21st century Flames fans.
snarky on the day off are we? i better have my newspaper first thing tomorrow morning. i like it at 6 am with a cup of joe.

>>151458848
fuck no dude. my sister and i went to summerslam a few years ago vip tickets $300 each, now it's a thousand bucks per day for nosebleeds

>>151458873
bet ya'll do alot together

Huberdeau must want to kill himself.

>>151458909
he scored a goal

>>151458914
For a shit team

>>151458907
not really

Why are flames haters so toxic. My Flames are trying their best :)

>>151458947
that's his height lol

>>151458834
Imagine your first connecting with that faggot face so hard that all those front teeth goes flying in all direction...
>>151458869
Hey don't confuse that >>151458822 Swede with me. I don't even drive in Lule. I used to have a route where I turned left where if I turned right I would've been in Norrbottens län. But if I would, I would drive there to strangle all my overpaid and far too many bosses for being retarded cunts.

well isn't that very cool

>>151458556
He watches games? He literally just pulls up a Google scoreboard

>>151459012
cope it's flashscore

>>151458962
two goals toknight tranny kek how was the route bud KWAB

>>151459012
just like my bud

>>151458987
i'd be more impressed if he was bedard's son-in-law

>>151459026
bud gets a pass because he has to focus his attention on JVOEL streams. trb has nothing else in his life

>>151459012
i think he just vapes himself into a coma every night due to his severe brain damage

>>151459025
>copey seething so hard he forgets how to spell
Or is it because you're drunk?

>>151458987
oh so he's going to chicago

>>151459039
he's just being punny but i feel ya

>>151459039
don't see aknything there regarding the golden kniights bud kwab how was the route

>>151459061
toronto literally let marner leave for nothing

treliving masterclass

>>151459079
cope they got nicolas roy (which is what they're called now)

I’m surprised he has been able to scrounge up an assist point so far

>>151459088
true we do call those that here now

fun fact! if you redraft by points, roy would be 30th overall in the first round

Kings so bad this season there’s national protest against them, lmao

good guys won tonight ;)

>>151459126
KWAB

>>151459151
I saw this coming

are any resident swedes going to attend

>>151459255
We all did.

>>151459282
I haven't been to Cuckholm in three years.

Stone and Eichel have 28 points combined.

>>151459282
No, I never watch hockey in person due to the threat of terrorism and mass shootings and I'm not allowed to carry a gun in public

>>151459314
eichel is on pace for a career year

>>151459346
fair enough

>>151459396
>15 pts in 6 games
>+4

>>151459418
could win the art ross but won't win the selke that's for sure

>>151459311
when you were there last did you go to any of these places?

kekaroo

>>151459418
based bruce sat his ass for 7 minutes two games ago after being on the ice for two goals against

when rats attack

is this true sharkbros???

>>151459500
damn that was pretty rude by dahlin initially, did marchand do something earlier that warranted it?

>>151459512
idk i missed the game

wish the nhl weren't such fags about cutting all the fun stuff out of their highlight videos

>>151459449
No. But I was basically next door to Globen (Avicii Arena), in O'Leary's arcade thing

>>151459502
wtf does that mean?

Actually embarrassing lmao

>>151459502
>on latinx heritage knight
kwab

>>151459600
shargs apologized

It's 2 am and the railroad company is doing track work. It's loud as fuck the have these huge machines on rails that are setting the ties or something. Judt non stop hammering.

>>151459502
>first the banner
>then the graphics
>now this

remember when that mickey mouse team did some gibberish message on the tron where the first letter of each word spelled "fuck the knights"

KWAB

no milly, never even. trans fucking faggot franchise.

>>151459738
was that also the sharks?

>2 more days till my flames return
gonna miss them

>>151459745
ahhh yessir

>>151459747
that's okay my nuckies play tomorrow :)

>Jamey Baskow: Matvei Michkov was indeed benched again in the third period. He also did not see a single shift in overtime. This is the third game he has been benched in this season.
>Frogs in Quebec were malding over the fact that Habs didn't draft him.
>Flyers first choice was Reinbacher and they were at lost at who to pick after Habs took him.
>Flyers panic picked Michkov
lol, lmao evern

>>151459780
good luck to your nuckies :)

>>151459792
kwab

>>151457871
Stop making excuses, Wolf is shit.
Wolf is 6'0, Saros is 5'10.
Wolf is .854 and 4.30 GAA
Saros is .919 and 2.35 GAA

Wolf is bad and you guys are just memeing about him. Saros is 5 pounds heavier though

>>151459747
I would laugh so hard if Bettman sends another generational player to Alberta

>>151459818
he's 5'10?? holy shit I never knew he was such a lil midge

>>151458987
I already called it that McKenna is going to Chicago. Huge sports market and Bedard is gonna need him McKenna, just like Toews got his Kane.

>>151459652
What was the offensive bit?

>>151459857
Yeah and he gets his work done

>>151459053
>>151459873
You need fucking bench Bedard to make that happen you know that right? There's no way Blackhawks will be bottom 5 this season.

Why not just find a guy who's larger than the goal

>>151459881
the word "ice" which was likely referring to the immigration customs enforcement which is a point of contention in the usa right meow

>>151459873
Chicago isn't even a big of a sports market compared to Detroit, Boston or Montreal

>>151459897
the most they've ever tested this is by getting a literal sumo wrestler to suit up as a tendy and have shots taken on him by superstar george parros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA

>>151459889
>what are draft odds
Oilers had 11% chance to land McDavid

>>151459910
Chicago is 3rd biggest. Why cant you just google? I'm not yalking hockey, I'm tlaking in general. Montreal isn't even top 30

>>151459792
Rick Tocchet is the worst head coach in the NHL.
>>151459904
Okay, I get it now. I guess it's not offensive to support illegal immigration to the Shorks organization then.

>>151459910
>Chicago isn't even a big of a sports market compared to
but it could be, and that's what gary is most interested in

sharts in shambles kwab

>>151459949
he had to respond that way because he knows that the answer is cum

>>151459949
What happened to misa?

>>151459935
Are you retarded, Chicago is the 3rd biggest sports market in the NA. They also have cubs and the bulls. Montreal only has habs. Toronto is by far the biggest sports market in canada because of Raptors and blue jays

>>151459949
KWAB

>>151459963
I'm not retarded.

>>151459956
But he got close twice tonight

>>151459978
Then stop living in makebelieveland and accept facts

>>151459987
making shit up is the best part of the internet

>>151459995
Maybe but I cant stand stupid people

That's $8,500,000 + tip for 6 more seasons Carolina

No refunds!

>>151459889
bedard sucks

>>151459851
we dont have a fellow member of the gary tribe owner that melted his nose with cocaine so gary wont even think about it

>>151460028
what if ehlers is an eel in disguise

>>151460049
...I never thought of that before...

dad fell again. i'm so sick of this shit

>>151460088
danish hockey players can skinchange into sea creatures if they want to you know

krak

dylan lost

>>151460136
my headcanon is that "dylan" looks like cleetus here

>>151459927
>your team is in one of the most liberal markets in the country
>the policy in question is pretty unpopular nationally, let alone in your home base
>it is your annual latino appreciation night
>you have a literal mariachi band playing back of house
yeah i can't imagine why they would instantly disavow this.

>>151460183
same bro

>>151460183
>tfw you just came here to watch some hockey and you have no idea were you came from because you look like a total mutt

>>151460214
cope that dude rules, he was completely unphased.

>>151460218
he really should pull up his pants though

rust will be off next game i think

>>151460243
not if you play wolf again

>>151460253
Even the greats have off games

>>151460262
games(s)

where tf are the power rankings

>>151460282
tomorrow morning

>>151460278
>can't save his hairline
>can't save his team
It might be ogre

Wish I could just masturbate and watch hockey for the rest of my life

>>151460299
whats stopping you

>>151460302
Neighbor needs help moving things and then there's work tonight so that's the day ruined

>>151460293
he's going to stay in gay baby jail until he stops fucking with the lines

>>151460302
Garys erratic scheduling

Now the big baby has to order a new one after they just started their comeback.

>>151460433
If you jersey toss then you're just a rich asshole who isn't really a fan anyway

get em boyz

*throws the puck into your skates and goes for a change*

>>151460563
Aren't Fanatic jerseys are dirt cheap?

>>151460626
nah

>>151460676
This dipshit ain't been to the store in a decade. Yeah they can barely even sell them like $30-40 dollars

>>151460676
>oh but what if I get overcharged for merch and pay to watch sports
well chump.. I got news for you

>>151460676
I hate that old logo

i use pirate streams for every game and i buy ratty old used jerseys off ebay

>>151460761
what store. fuckin' value village?

>Gary puts his thumb on the scale against shit teams
>frustrates fans into throwing their jerseys on the ice
>then waits with open arms on NHL.com for another jersey sale
Dastardly I must say

>>151460787
That is very useful information

>>151460890
no it isn't

>>151460787
One day you'll order a jersey second hand from ebay and its actually a box containing a gun rigged to fire when you open it. In your dying moments you'll see the package was sent from Barry Gettman

>>151459502
Only time they didn't take an L this season.

>>151460896
Well said by a retard

>>151459282
i barely leave my apartment

>>151460987
Cope he has sex unlike you

>had to sleep early for work
>getting ready right now, check scores
Yep.
#OurTime

>>151460987
>>151461045

Imagine being anti frankie

>>151461056
see you on thursday

>>151461056
What kind of work are you doing on a sunday

cherry or peach?

>>151461057
You know Warwick davis did that once and had abunch of fucking retard children. Thats just not a smart move at all.

more like dustin poop

capsbros? it's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufw3CE8_8lQ

>>151461178
it's fine he is only the 12th worst goalie right meow

>>151461178
we call those marners here

hoob back to being a point per game player

say my name

s*** my d****

>>151461420
now relist them ignoring backups

>>151461468
ok

Good morning.

>>151461459
krak

>>151461420
>Ullmark-Merilainen

>>151461517
$8 250 000

just rolled out of bed for an early huberdeau. birds chirping too fucking loud to go back to sleep

I hoob into my wife twice a day

just sent a morning marner to the waiver wire myself

Ovechkin fatigue

>>151461743
there is no way that is real

>>151461491
you're response faget?

>>151457010
>>151457310

>hedman
>is a man with a hed
who writes this shit

HOCGENERAL.COM FANS
LOVE ICE !!
GET'EM BOYS !

>>151461780
I thought they named him that because he gives hed

>>151461761
Obsessed raped bitch.

Imma enjoy my lunch 'za in peace, thank you very much.

hehe yes please click the link and accept the gary cookies hehe

>>151461929
Do you really think Gary monitors /hoc/? What makes you think that I care about what you peasants do?

>>151461929
I Reject gary's cookies every single time.

Gary touches your eyes during every game you stream

Gary told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was Gary's final, most essential command.

>>151462020
we're literally living in 1993

Gare sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're pulling your goalie

Would this be a viable market for an expansion team?

>>151462163
the only thing that "new found land" would be viable for is a nuclear explosion

>>151462163
>New found land

Very clever

>>151458411
Nah he was fr pissed in that vid
And he should be, all the leafs are pussy faggots, and I'm tired of pretending they aren't. Wake the fuck up or quit the NHL
All of them are only our for themselves

good afternoon sirs

>>151462216
hello sir good morning sir

>>151462223
hello sir, did your team win last night? mine didn't

I have to be honest I rarely watch eastern conference matches.

my debbies moved up to the top row in shannon's power rankings :)

>>151462163
No
The arena would only fill if we got another 9/11

>>151462163
they couldnt even make an echl team work

>>151462163
>Cow Head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVF501WMZU
Its up!

Huomenta

i don't wanna see that boomer's face on this app again i'm serious

>>151462611
Thank you fren

Scientists say you should empty your prostate at least 21 times a month
Just thought you guys would find that interesting

>>151462923
so I'm supposed to fap 21 times

>>151462163
>Dildo

>>151462923
[citation needed]

Yet crosby practices semen retention and is elite

I'm not surprised by my broons

>wake up
>check scores
>canacuck raped and pillaged everywhere
Tragic.

See you lads at church

>>151463400
>wake up
>obsessed
many such cases

>>151463052
>The scientists found no evidence that frequent ejaculations mark an increased risk of prostate cancer. In fact, the reverse was true: High ejaculation frequency was linked to a decreased risk. Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer. And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.

>>151463400
>and how are the flames holding up?
>to shreds you say

>>151463458
nofap chads stay winning

>>151463436
Can't we do something for these poor, seething canacucks?

>>151463515
you could kill yourself, that would make me feel better

>>151463507
You read that wrong and make sure the check your prostate for cancer

Flames fans and persecution
Name a more iconic duo

enough arguing, I need to sip

>>151463458
i need some hockey chicks to fap to bros

>>151463518
They're desperate. Canacucks need our help. Can't we bring back marnerjeet?

>>151462022
S.J. Sharkie has so much lore

>>151463571
check out the pwhl players instagrams

Reminder Swedes are the most dominant race in the world

>>151463608
asking more questions you dont care to know the answer to?

>>151463645
must be cozy being beautiful

>>151463676
Or even Pacioretti. Canacucks need him.

>>151463645
Then why couldn't nylander save my leafs last night?

>>151463770
Tainted by calgary stink

Do the players all shower together after the games?

>>151463954
Wouldn’t you like to you know faggot

>>151463954
That would be gay. So, yes.

>>151463954
Why wouldn’t they?

>>151464399
it would save on the cost of water, and Gary loves saving money

>>151463954
I dont shower

>>151463616
thanks anon, they're great

>>151464448
Do you live under an overpass?

Can the next thread please be Canucks themed since we’re playing soon.

can the next thread be retard themed since we're (canucks) playing soon

It was not too bad last night.

the next thread should be coffee themed

nu bred when ready retards
>>151464565
>>151464565
>>151464565

Can the next thread be Flames themed since we're a burgeoning dynasty?

>>151464535
/hoc/ has an underlying retard theme every thread

why are the nuckies playing at 9:30???

>>151464593
>earlyfag thread

>>151464670
the earlyfag gets the thread nigger

>>151464670
The threadcucks are eager