Thread 151460146

cursed summer looms

NNO (negative nancys out)

don't lecture me about cricket sweetie

>>151460145
unfortunately mate
just a shit state of affairs in both nations, but hope you guys sort yours out soon without it getting really violent

MBWCIPCF
(my BWC in pajeeta cricket fans)

her static picture isn't great but smitri from the jeet women's team in motion is kind of cute
at least in context of the busted heads in >our team

i'd bust my head to her iykwim haha

not watching anymore sorry

this viewing experience is quite painful

people run from rain yet sit in bathtubs full of water

grire

>>151460235
Except the exact opposite is happening.

>>151460230
Damn....

in ancient rome their cricket grounds had underground aquifers that kept the pitch dry during rain. modern archaeologists still don't know how they did it.

>Daytime temperatures for November to January are likely to be above average for much of Australia,” the Bureau said.
>“While overnight temperatures are very likely to be above average almost nationwide.”
>It is also predicted to stay warmer, with a 60 to 80 per cent chance of unusually high minimums.
>The only part of the country likely to avoid this extreme weather is the NSW coastline, thanks to extra moisture after a very wet winter moderating the daytime heat.
coastal nsw chads rise up

hello fellow indians how goes the criggy

its a bit grim to think kath may only have a couple more seasons in the limelight
we may need to find some new young thang soon

>>151460294
why would you replace kath with a new young thing? seems more accurate to replace her with a withered old buck toothed horse

for me? It's middle-aged women

>>151460321
based milf chad

tried em. didnt care for them really. theyre haggard

>rain
cricket australia really needs to do something about this

call israel get em to fire up the haarp machine

*gets can of beer from fridge*
*opens can of beer*
*drinks beer from the can*

COVERS ARE COMING OFF
thats means they'll be a rain delay in about 30 minutes (5 minutes into play)

im still here
lost my enthusiasm tho

sack the umps
set a bad precedent by going off for light drizzle

Can I please get some informed commentary on how England is going to do in Australia? Much appreciated.

nature abhors a 50 over game, t20 is the perfected form of the short game

if this was a test twenty it would already be a draw

has any cricketing match ever actually been completed?

my heaties could beat both these peems

>>151460463
lamarck knew this

>>151460453
take all cowards and deduct 10-20 from their career avg and the odd dogged fighter that thrives on the challenge who will score 10 over their career average
stokes is probably the fighter and the rest are cowards

>>151460464
>bowlmens
>plays

bros im starting to think climate change might be real...

>>151460494
alri anthony hows the deal with the chinks going??

is 3 runs an over a good rate in a 26 over game?

>>151460510
i don't want to talk about it

>>151460494
don't worry getting 50 million cricket fans into the country will stop it

just a bit more rain and the ICC will be happy

damn hear all the tourists in the stadium cheer for that boundary

might move to Poland

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF GO BACK HOME TO MELBOURNE YA DOG

haha yeah tourists haha

Shortening the overs is unfair for the team that bats first as the team that bats second knows they can be more aggressive.

>>151460572
WHERES YOUR VISA

BLOODY TELL THEM I DONT CARE IF NO RAIN SEND THEM OFF BASTERD BITCH

>>151460588
true they should shorten the overs and restart play and the score

a pajeet at work just got fired for having an expired visa...

Get Short out of there. This is ugly.

gotta be so confusing to play for Australia in Australia and the crowd going off their faces when you get hit for 6

Is Matt Short?

>>151460600
BYE BYE

>>151460600
you call ICE on them?

Watched Killers of the the flower moon the other day, pretty fucked up what we did the to Indians.

why can't marsh roll his arm over the useless cunt

>we
what position do you play in the team?

>reduced over match
>somehow we are 10mins behind pace

I feel like some calls have been made to try and make a game of it for the pajeets

>>151460637
Do ya?

>>151460633
they probably always fall behind at the start with fast bowlers and catch up with 20 overs of spin

NICE WIDE YA SPASTIC

>>151460646
yeah good point

Is KL Rahul related to KL Iro

australia better try to chase whatever this total is down in 10 overs to remove the rain element
>implying bcci won't call in a walk off 10 runs from total regardless

THROUGH THE FUCKING CUNT
OFF YOU GO FUCKFACE
START MOVING THOSE FEET

more like washingten (10)

INDIA ARE DONE

A WICKET ON DAYBOO

DROPPED THE T26 CUP

Take that arshedeep

cheeky bet on mitch owen replacing cummins in the ashes

>didn't even make it to 26 overs
kek

diamond duck

I like the cut of this kuhnemanns jib

>>151460724
hes competing with green and webster rather than any of the quicks right?

Siraj lol

reminder to diligently observe today the sacred International Gin & Tonic day

reduced break by the way fellas, only 20mins

>>151460737
was havin a giggle m8
doubt he's anywhere in test contention at this point

Tony Greig day?

>>151460745
Yeah I can fuckin read aye cunt

Kath alert

The innings break wank looms

>>151460746
well yeah, hes at least 3rd in line if not further
but couple injuries to green and webster and who knows

telethon has made over 50 million dollars!!

>>151460758
only got 20mins mate

>>151460790
Yeah I can fuckin read aye cunt

siraj would be copping abuse if this wasn't a home crowd

duck first ball

GONE GOTTEM

HIT IT FOR SIX ALREADY

>>151460826
racism?

on track to get 225 runs lads

What trophy is this for?

it'll be all out for 80

why is the australian crowd celebrating the wicket?

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
*head bobbles*

>>151460857
ummmm the home crowd is cheering for the home side

Why don't pozzies support their team?

wish I was arshdeep in some lass right now

>>151460868
can you imagine the smell I don't blame ausgods for staying home

> Have to live your whole live being named Arshdeep
grim.

marsh looked guilty

OI fuckwits get some fucking runs

marshdeep

>>151460868
I swear no Australian even knew this game was on.

I didn't even think the cricket season was starting until the ashes.

>>151460876
How would that even work?

>>151460889
im an aussie and i didnt know it was on untill i logged on here to rehearse for the ashes. no joke

why do they do it all the time

>>151460893
no cow dung allowed on a cricket field

>>151460889
didnt see anything about this series or the nz "series"

COMEBACK

having violent fantasies about the home crowd lads

>>151460893
He has nice hair

>>151460910
whys that m8

remember when all the indians were using spray-on beards

>Short
>is tall

>Broad
>is narrow

>>151460910
Very disheartening seeing the crowd vision

>marsh
>short
>renshaw
>owen
just realised this is a tallchad team

Got jumpscared by those drums lads

BISON
I
S
O
N

YALLOP

T20s start on the 29th lads

>>151460943
extremely grim

>>151460943
what does his celebration symbolise

>>151460947
probably recommend you don't watch the upcoming game at the MCG :(

love an off side 6 lads

>>151460953
yeah pure kino

I'm not wasting my good posts on this dead ass thread

>>151460943
grim at first but then the deeper symbolism is the one white guy is the hero surrounded by irrelevant xerox clones

Ange psotclglue got the sack lads

>>151460969
got fired mid-match lol

>>151460983
memegod should unretire and wallop 5 more over the boundary

can players come off in they detect a concussion and if so they should just bowl bouncers all day

>>151460983
notice how bradman isn't here

yeah, big asterisk that

>named short
>has short stints at the crease

tough batting this

>>151461028
ur a tough battle

>>151461042
well done mate. bravo.

>>151461006
A more elegant player from a civilised time.

>>151461042
I really am
trying my best though

what if china got in2cricket

Need a new book tomorrow and I'm fresh outta poetry
These are my options. I wanna go for Alice, but I read Lolita last week and people I see regularly on the train might get a bit sus...

Here's my argument for switching to baseball, we will be able to interact with cute japanese girls instead of indians.

>>151461082
you can do that at ginza for 250 bucks mate dont need to change to a pleb sport

>>151460790
What did I miss?

>>151461075
james joyce was too esoteric for me

my life is so crap i've been sat here for over an hour pondering if I should pick up a rotisserie chicken for lunch

>>151461111
Nice dub dubs, also which way are you leaning?

>>151461104
What prompt did you use?

>>151461111
based bachelor handbag connoisseur

>>151461082
yeah jeets dont touch baseball at all

>>151461115
I think i'll do it, yes.. yes i'll do it. i'll pick up some stuffing too and a baguette and have a chicken stuffing baguette with some gravy. getting dressed now. Thanks mate

>>151461075
read suetonius and I'll try and finish the alexiad

>>151461111
Did you exercise today

>>151461131
Sounds good lad, enjoy.

>>151461105
I enjoyed Dubliners so I think I'll enjoy Ulysses
I'm of the mindset that one doesn't need to understand every reference/allusion in order to enjoy a work. That said, from what I've seen of Finnegans Wake, it looks like complete paddybabble dogwank

>>151461134
But I really wanna read Alice...

>>151461143
is the mona lisa ok?

>>151461143
In the new pokemon game (set in a city apologetically inspired by Paris), within the first 5 minutes of the game, you have your game robbed by a person with dark skin.

was a lil sceptical of philippe but hes doing well

>>151461143
*loads up ebay*

>>151461148
apart from being incredibly mid?

funny how we dont do welcome to countrys for series against india

>paying money to see your home side get flogged
kekekekkek

>>151461183
kek just got reminded how pozzed the pozzies are

back from a run, easily my worst in probably 10 years. somehow kept the pace under 6 mins/km (which I know is dogshit) despite being cooked literally 1.5km in. too fat too slow lads please fatshame me so this doesn't happen again

>>151461147
I've never read Ulysses but enjoyed Dubliners as well, the reputation preceding it offputting and I'm led to believe it'll be another book that end us half read on the bedside table (like The Alexiad).
Just read Alice then lad, classic for a reason. Might not give you a boner like Nabokov's "I like it for the prose" Lolita

good news is that the skies in freo are clear meaning no rain on the way in perth

POOBACK

toilet just started flowing backwards lads

A DUCK ON DAYBOO

>>151461147
yeah exactly, one of the poms put it well re pynchon but it applies to joyce too being that it's like watching a david lynch film there's a lot in there that you won't get but don't need to in order to enjoy the experience. Tbh if you understand everything immediately it may not be that good of a book

bed looms

>>151461245
based me

are 29 runs in 9 overs possible?

>>151461265
if we believe, yes

You now remember the Pune toilet break

renshaw doesnt look up to it

>>151461265
I've got my cricket expert sitting next to me and he's saying no

any webmgods able to clip that

>>151461273
lmao had forgotten

>>151461204
>Just read Alice then lad, classic for a reason. Might not give you a boner like Nabokov's "I like it for the prose" Lolita
I'm proud to say I didn't even get a semi while reading it -- not even while he was describing her socks.

>oh fuck me
>that's fucking awful
kek

you now remember cooper connolly facing bumrah in the champions trophy

renshaw making a good case for test selection

>be rohit
>loses weight
>runs immediately dry up
hmm

>>151461307
edit it was shami not bumrah

>>151461143
how small we talkin here?

>sydney already a sellout
jeetmaxing for sure

>>151461360
shan't be going me

>>151461273
most runs he ever got in test cricket

kek, fucking gottem

>>151461360
I don't really get the mentality with that Tbh I'd be wanting to assimilate into the country I moved to
like imagine if australians were the same with england and we all just only rocked up when england was playing because our parents/grandparents were from there

>>151461302
Not even her sweet and pungent socks? Are you gay? Funny just realised when I read Lolita there were times I was reading it on the train as well, probably ten years ago when I was living in NSW. We are menaces, gonna re-read it after With the Old Breed

one more rum ere bed

>>151461387
I remember some wogs I went to school with would support italy over australia in shit like the tennis, olympics, soccer etc and they were third generation at that point. didn't understand it at all, I was a literal migrant myself (came at the age of 3 granted) but the idea of supporting any country other than australia let alone putting them ahead of australia was unfathomable to me

>>151461387
>I'd be wanting to assimilate into the country I moved to
sounds like you're white
these creatures are a different breed that see our country as nothing more than something to be exploited

>I was a literal migrant myself
>was
always will be FOWF

I'm jacked and I'm a chinese boy deal with it

are we winning lads

now that the dust has settled, was rohit and kohli the right play for India?

rigged match pozzies would have lost without the cheating

disgusting by renshaw to deny marsh his MUCH NEEDED half century.

>>151461425
because they'd feel apart physically I reckon, rentza's moved over here from ingurland with me when I were but a wee bub but been in the army and care more about this cunt than any of my mates
will be at the ashes with an ANF, even if I could never accept republicanism and will always be a monarchist

>(DLS)
asterisk on this win
might not have gotten those 5 runs

>>151461401
Honestly, if anything it made me less hot on "lolis" (strictly cartoon, mind you; real children make me sick. They're also thoroughly unsexy.)
I found Humbert's character, and his associated obsession, very slimy all around. Sympathisable (to an extent), sure, but slimy natheless. Although, I do think his final act(s) did redeem him, if only slightly

darsh

>>151461494
It's been a long time since I read it but I remember sympathising with HH to a decreasing degree as the novel progressed, moving from almost support to opposition towards the end but I imagine that's what the general reading is, but then feeling conflicted as if I remember correctly him being ruined and turning up at a door pleading was pathetic but pitiable, maybe stemming from my own loneliness. And maybe I don't recall everything properly but I'll give it another run, for the prose.

I liked those wheres waldo books aye

yeah mum always read them to me

I enjoyed a zachy book recommendation one time

Deltora Quest
Mortal Engines
Day After Tomorrow
Cherub series

Conn Iggulden

stopped smoking 6 years ago so completely out of the loop about how much the gov has fucked up tobacco and vaping policy. apparently tax revenue is at 2002 levels, black market makes up 70% of purchases, and smoking rates have gone my 30% in a year. marx brothers style fuck-up.

>>151461702
it's fucking funny until you realise they'll patch the hole in the budget by increasing other taxes, I stopped smoking because of the price increases (which is what they wanted) but they didn't think the economic inelastic good rubber band would snap back so badly
pollies really are entirely removed from the average person, I just buy snus online now

cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated

>>151460453
Zneed

vaping is gay
snus is gay
smoking is inherently cool and social and relaxing

but I can vape in bed

I can snus in bed, in the pub, on a plane etc.

what's the point though. smoking isn't about the tobacco

>Afghanistan pulls out of cricket series after Pakistan air strike killed local players
Time to balkanise the terrorist shithole

i smoke a ciggie or two, but half the time I do that cool hollywood thing of having a heavy drag, a light drag then flick away, preferably into a gutter aimed towards a pack of dolphions

imo afghanistan kurdistan and iranic pakistan should be a single state alongside iran

the world cries out for a unified persia

just nicotine addiction honestly, not going to pretend it's anything nicobate or whatever the fuck they 'legally' sell for smoking cessation couldn't do
will happily smoke cigars or the odd dart but the smell really is bad, you don't realise it at the time

>>151461820
because once you build an addiction, the feeling of satisfying your cravings is great

>>151461843
>could've had a big booba persian pilot gf but sperged out after doing the sexo because intimacy is terrifying

also a slight headrush can be nice to add to your buzz when you're partying

>>151461829
and that single state is irradiated & cratered

>>151461945
t. ari goldstein

do like a knish

shartistan

iran is far more culturally linguistically and historically associated with europe than any other non-european nation. farsi sounds almost the same as polish

>>151461798
>he hasn't vaped 40 times in the cabin on the one flight
lol, lmao even
the flight was never even turned around nor was i arrested

yeah just ghost it, piece of piss

>iran is developed from the caucasians who conquered it thousands of years ago
no kidding

got that backwards, caucasians outside of georgians are offshoots of iranic peoples that underwent degrees of turkification and slavicisation

Cricket prospects not looking good

benee's life on marzz & stella and steve are both fanastic.

>Dickie Bird did not marry or have children, and is survived by his sister, Marjorie Wyatt
Please don't be another Rolf

>rolf
couldn't dreck up a more recent nonce?
that may have been andy, i mean handy!

this heist at the lourve has got me thinking maybe a few of us /cric/ lads get together and start doing heists

could steal the ashes from us

steal cricket back from india

>>151463422
kek

we are all /ella roberts/ here yes?

>>151463886
she can hit a long ball

.

Elysse Perry gets a new hairstyle from Vizag ballgirl

jwu

>>151464316
where have you been all day

>>151465061
Watching the women's world cup, of course.

sisters boyfriend has been making a documentary with yuvraj Singh

yesterday's thread was nice, not quite ready for the ashes but an improvement

I am cooking up a devilish post for the first test
Gonna be absolutely diabolical if it plays out the way i need it to use it

what are you first testing champ iykwim haha

been trialing a few "GONE GOTEM"s in the local community
mixed responses

>>151461082
based

have you tried gone gotteming amyone who doesn't like the mick?

>>151481283
yeah, candace owens

>>151481315
corr i'd gone gottem her vagina with my bwc iykwim haha

Does she have a nice juicy arse?

>>151481365
get it haha get it haha get it haha get it haha get it haha get it? haha get it? haha get it

Had to call the rozzers tonight on a bunch of apes who should go back to swinging between branches in the jungle

State of this country, fuck me. Had been a lovely day until then

Morning on court sesh. Didn't want to play but did as a favour to a mate. Was alright nothing special but just to keep ticking over til the good ones this coming week

*unsubscribes*

Evening on pitch sesh. 1G + 4A in an 10-7 loss (uneven teams but it's all good) once again my assists were a thing of pure beauty
>you've got some tekkers mate

Assist #5 that should've been
>pass comes in from the left to me centre back to goal being marked
>feint to spin off right but instead play the backheel with my left foot ala Bergkamp vs Newcastle back to the guy who's running through splits my marker and his
>he's clean through
>flubs it
Would've been GOTM

one-day cup games today lads

seems like every time one of these faggot bong blog posters disappears two take his place.

don't even mind the odd blogpost if it's about something funny or unusual and infrequent but these cunts are actually trying to posture with their mundane ramblings

>pot
>kettle
Mentally zutted

>rain has stopped play in both domestic matches
cursed sport

>fucking beat you with 3rd tier team basterds bgt
>fucking rain make aussie win sandpaper cheat
>fucking cheat it t20 for aussie but we not know benchod rain bloody
>no aussie in crowd because centrelink too poor
>fucking jaiswal not play this our reserve team sandpaper bitch
jeets arent taking the loss last night very well bros

BZC energy

>>151486870
i assume they're on all corners of the internet but where are you reading these copes?
besides bumrah, their team was about as stacked as it can get while >we had a collection of literally whos

>>151487092
kikebook

>2025
>using facejew
Convicts really are 20 years behind the times

>>151487092
The thing is Australia has a lot of depth, its just cock blocked by selectors and the old boys club. >we could roll out 3 to 5 teams capable of beating most international squads

Funny a blog posting bong calls us convicts when theyre now prisoners in their own country guarded by hordes of jeets pakis and blacks kek

>>151487454
selectors are still struggling to find an opener that might avg 30+

>closes facebook
>posts facebook tier monotony on /cric/

facebook is getting popular again because its unpopular

>>151487882
mad?

how likely is it the ashes go to 5 days you reckon
tickets for earlier days are either sold out or shit

>>151486398
We've got La Nina this Summer, expect a lot of cricket to be lost to rain.

Depends if curators doctor the pitches like they've done for bazball shitters here

same old aussie pitches (fairest in the world for both teams btw), not our fault rest of the world has turned to statpad roads

>>151487916
just buy tickets and refund them if it's over before then

>>151488107
yeah that's what I'll do I think

>>151488145
only risk is if the match is wrapping up early on your day

>>151487916
bazball doesnt do day 5s

reckon f i was an ump in the old days and they just pay you a flat match fee, i would just give everything out so hourly rate is better

>>151488190
yeah I'm going to go on day 4 so hopefully I'll be able to at least catch something
I don't necessarily need the whole day but a good half day would sort me
>>151488286
true

>>151488357
should still be able to get a refund or partial refund if it's under a certain amount of overs for the day
travelling sucks but it would be alright to see >us claim a victory in a morning session plus get your money back

will konstas score any runs?

fucking hope so, we are about to start every innings of the ashes 2 down

yeah, just look at these starts in the one-day cup right now
>qld 2-16 (5.0)
>vic 3-44 (11.0)
at least wa are halfway through their overs for 4 down

oh we got 2nd SA vs Pak test later
also more meme cricket in nz (rained off)

Zimbos vs Afg Test in ~6 hours

whens the next criggy

~2 hours

>>151488605
kek remember when he got bullied by virat

>>151490035
Vilerat was made to look like the petty faggot he is and got fined
KonSTUD won that one by just standing there kek

>>151490173
indians think they're in a movie

>>151491136
maybe he thought konstas was a train

>named beardman
>clean shaven

>>151491136
they are.
t.codex pajeet enjoyer

>>151490173
>your best bowler gets ramped by a fresh faced zoomer
>chuck a childish tantrum and act surprised when you get confronted about it
For all the (deserved) hate Indians get, it is very amusing to see them chimp out when things don't go the way they want them to
>ynr Kohli losing it and shouting into the stump mic when they played in South Africa some years back

konstas is such a fucktard man
really dont want him in the ashes but fuck me everyones shit
honestly lets play marnie or green as an opener so we can play both of them (assuming Webster is still in)

>>151491702
his chances are fucked for a while now i would've thought

boland is obviously going to replace cummins but it causes a bit of an issue with batting depth
neser is more of a life-for-like replacement as they are both on the verge of bowling all-rounders

>>151491773
I think there would be widespread riots if boland didnt make it and neser did
that being said, I would be totally fine with him being in there - though he wouldn't get many chances this series. if he didnt perform in game 1 id go back to boland
also *cough cough* mitch owen *cough cough*

>>151491973
head's returns haven't been that great lately and in limited overs, he just takes advantage of fielding restrictions to baz it anyway
you don't get less outfielders than the start of a test innings

>>151492030
yeah feel like head has kinda avoided the spotlight in the lead up but hes definitely been a touch weak of recent
feels like the selectors have actually quite a difficult team to name
like mitch marsh should be there as well - hes been on fire in the shorter format stuff recently

koonman looked good last night so did Ellis. Couple of t20 sloggers who could slot in too
We've got heaps of good players theyre just cock blocked by the ageing players most of who are good.
You cunts are being negative, go to any other cunt and look at their reserves they are dogshit compared to AusGODs
hate to say it but fuck up cunts

>>151492070
>like mitch marsh should be there as well
pretty sure he'd be next choice all-rounder but cunt doesn't bowl anymore

>>151492084
konstas in you reckon?

>owen got 2 wickets last night
>owen
uh bindia bros?

>>151492084
dont worry about last night saar, just one game saar

>>151492101
intimidated by tallchads

GONE GOTTEM
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
WALK THE FUCK OFF

20 minutes till snoozyland vs binland broskis

chances of poopeeland skies allowing a result?

yeah mate, quintessential peewee spring night ahead

hope it rains lmao
because i think t20 is a joke and no one should play it rofl

poor kid has ptsd

>7am
>it's still pitch black

we won the toss is that good

queensland crumbled without marn

>>151492095
personal opinion is one opener should be there to soak up deliveries and the other to build an innings.
middle order can come in to face an older ball as opposed to the domino effect we have now where 3 4 and 5 are coming in against a relatively new ball
Konstas doesnt fulfill either of these roles, he scores quickly or hes out. Either way the top and middle order are facing a relatively new ball which they have been doing for a while.
I like him and he mindbroke the indians but he doesnt fit in unless you want to go the bazball style game which is retarded given australian pitches.
Hes always been susceptible to top of off deliveries which most batsmen are but you cant have that as an opener.
I'd give weatherald the nod over konstas but im not disappointed if they keep him in he makes it spicy for everyone particularly his own team

Peewees have throaty, mincey-sounding voices
Pozzies have nasally, feminine/screechy voices
What went so wrong for both?

>>151492256
for some fucked up reason, a lot of people from elsewhere in the world are into that shit, so it's ok

>Konstas doesnt fulfill either of these roles, he scores quickly or hes out.
>I'd give weatherald the nod

>We've got heaps of good players theyre just cock blocked by the ageing players
>weatherald
>age: 30y 350d

Puywuys hive throaday, muncey-seending voicus
Puzzies hive nasully, fiminine/scruychy voicus
What wint so wrong for bouth?

bring in that fat indian fella that scored 330 recently
hes like 21 y/o

nz getting bazzed hard

does caleb jewell deserve more attention?

>Peewees heeve threeety, meeenceey-seending veeceees
>Peezees heeve neeselly, feemeneene/screechy veeceees
>Wheet weent see wreeeng feer beeeth?
that is LITERALLY what you sound like lmao
peeeple een gleeess heeeses sheedn't threee steeenes

kek GOTTEM

massive asterisk on that front foot check

That was absolutely a no ball kek

>>151492325
pretty good form
saw some of the tas game earlier and he hit some sweet cover drives

stream randomly has audio that makes commentators sound like blurred interviewees on a current affair

Watching the cricket on my 140p livestream

t. 128kbps yt2mp3 downloader

>Watching the cricket
>british flag

>cricket on
>not watching, just checking /cric/ every 20-30 minutes to see what's happening

>>151492403
thats a very homogenous crowd...

>>151492409
yeah all of snoozyland are here for this match

>>151492325
sure, I could see >gayleb poowell got a ring to it

>dropped catchland
>>151492403
Twiglet arms in the centre black tshirt cap and shades

You would've thought those big fucking gloves would actually make catching a ball easier.

>>151492458
kek
would be worth saving if it had happened during a cricket match

Test match on and you lot are watching brainlet bash absolute state of this "general"

whos playing in the test though

>>151490035
>bullied
virat chimped out and bumped into him like the angry manlet he is
i don't care about konstas but he did nothing wrong there

>>151492492
zimbab afghan in just over an hour

we're in here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTevxjmqIoI

if salt gets out at 49 his name will be salty XD

>>151491167
heh
>>151492458
they just fucked up again kek

>>151492492
saffas vs pak

>playing APT
based

has santner ever thrown a ball before?

WALLOP

GONE GOTTEM

for some reason i always think of brook as being tall, i think i confuse him with crawley for some reason

imagine getting out to that pie
absolute fraud

>choose to field
>can't field

every time i see one of those stupid paddle shots, i hope the next one hits them in the head

Have New Zealand started doing their rain hakas yet?

par score?

neesham...

bad luck m8, just need to get your eye in

Is 20 a good economy for a t20 bowler?

>>151492735
kek

lmao

is nz the hardest country to take a catch in?

this would be quite embarrassing for us if it wasn't a t20

maybe your peem should take t20 seriously then they might play better

Yes hello I am here now

Hardly the Oye Hoye cup though is it, lets be honest

need a finna earthquake haka

>>151492792
fuck i used to hate that style of cap
glad it died

>>151492802
Yeah pretty awful

>>151492734
150

yeah we're a flat cap general

more like new ballland

reckon if we can be at about 170-180 while only a wicket or 3 down at the 15 over mark in our innings, we'll be in a pretty similar position to what england are now in

>we
hope you're embarrassed m8

have 2 batsmen ever scored cennos in the same t20 innings?

200 in a t20 is impressive

>>151492873
not entirely sure if 2 batspersons have ever played in the same t20 innings (i don't know what t20 is)

>>151492850
what cricket position do you play mate

GOTTEM WALK YOU POM CUNT

should've done that earlier

AND ANOTHER GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

>>151492912
long hard on

Narrative status: In tatters

>>151492928
60sec cooldown though isn't it, too busy asking the other guy what position he played m8

>>151492935
t20 is too short for a narrative even form

why on earth would you think i was talking to you. pipe down

>>151492945
Kek
What a pissy cunt.

>>151492945
were you talking to me?

WALLOP
love t20, me

lol they were 2 down a minute ago, now 4 down
pathetic

>>151492945
If you click on their post no. it will reply to them, creating a what we call a (You), which will help you look like less of a faggot loser.

>>151492945
kek
he must not be watching the game

fuming, go take it out on your wife jonah

>>151492979
I'm not him retard

snoozyland will want to score some fackin wallops

>>151492944
I cant help but see this whenever this gets posted

yeah thats a pooview

who is leading the moral victory though?

two words to sum up poopeeland?
reliably embarrassing

How do I get a cute kiwi foid with a silly accent for myself
are they worth it

cricket is a sport where you can't really tell who's winning at the half way point, because both teams haven't had a turn yet, yeah?

based winviz denier

>>151493018
they export any half decent women to bondi

reckon having every bowler in your team go for at least 10 an over is probably not ideal haha

this is brutal

Work just called lads haha jk I've never had a job

ravindra is a solid mouldy name tbqh

ravindras class

are you ok NZ?? ARE YOU OK???

UMPBALL

ive been using a bottom sheet as my top sheet for a week

>2025
>using sheets

>13 runs for the price of 2 wickets
is this a good option going forward in a T20 cricket game?

my heaties could beat both these peems

oi shitspouter you here m8?

can a straight man wear this kind of cap?

>>151493135
>>151492822

>>151493033
too easy

More like a fag cap general iykwim haha

Why are New Zealand going at a run a ball? Do they think it's an ODI?

>>151493141
KEK HIT US FOR SIX

uhhh london bros I'm not feeling so good about nz performance right now

Pat "Captain Woke" Cummins v. Ben "Defender of Poofs" Stokes

might go to bed
nothing to do with the state of the t20 i don't care about that at all
just because i'm getting up quite early tomorrow

>>151492830
Best ever peewee /cric/ post

>>151493190
wow bro tell us more

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE EAST ISLAND (there is no east island)

Dry scalp

Daryl Mitchell would then be Daryl Itchy

wish this was a test twenty

Scratchin Ravindra

it is what do you think the T stands for
if it was a O20 (O for over) which I think it silly cause it should be an E20 (equal to 20)

>test cricket
what are they testing? how boring a sport can possibly me? lmao

ggs me thinks

I've never watched a nz game where they looked good

>>151493248
do have an update actually
have decided i am going to bed in probably the next 10-15 minutes
but for all intents and purposes i'm going right now, this is my last post for the night

Still won the story to be fair

>in 15 years every single cricket team apart from the african teams will just be full of ravindras, singhdeep and rashids
fucking grim

>>151493293
sleep good sweetie have a good day tomorrow xoxo

oh dear

How come nobody replies to my post?

SMACKY could win from here

>>151493301
reminds me of this

>>151493313
I felt like you were trying to be inflammatory and seeing as I am ill right now, didnt want to partake

member when ravindra was touted as the next batting prodigy
I member

much like your posts, your flag is a big plus

>>151493326
40% batting ability 60% nz "look how not racist I am he's the best evar"

looks like pak vs sa is going to be a 800/6d type match as predicted

>>151493323
>I am ill
What kind of illness?

>>151493339
the shits from a bad butter chicken

>>151493339
unironically myocarditis lol
not vaxxed either so some sort of sick twisted joke from the universe
was in and out of hospital all weekend, finally home on bedrest

>>151493344
get well soon m8

WALLOP

>>151493349
im feeling all good and sounds like ive escaped any long term issues
just gotta not seethe about anything for a week or so

bashir??? I hardly know her!

>100 runs in 6 overs
hmmmm

>>151493364
vpn off lawncunt

we're all lawncunt

>>151493395
>>151493395
>>151493395

>>151493344
Hope you get well soon but reckon you won't

>>151493378
If I ever made a post like this you'd all laugh at my white feet