Thread 151464565

Retarded Canuck Edition

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>>151456899

Any medications for allergies?

>>151464644
cocaine

>>151464644
He's got ghosts in his blood, that's a proper prescription

>>151464644
i heard more blow will do

>SAN JOSE, Calif. -- The San Jose Sharks apologized for a message that was displayed on the videoboard that appeared to praise Immigration and Customs Enforcement on a night the team celebrated Hispanic heritage.

>A message from a fan was shown on the videoboard during the first intermission of San Jose's game against Pittsburgh on Saturday night that read, "SJ SHARKS FANS/LOVE ICE !!/GET 'EM BOYZ !"

>>151464870
based shorkies

>>151464432
Then should they consider team baths

>>151464870
audible jen

>>151464870
I thought the reason this was being posted was because sharkie was admitting to using crystal meth

>>151464870
Based

>>151464610
>>151464610
>>151464610
>>151464610

>>151464644
Cool

>>151464576
Thanks for the link :)

>>151465098
you got it

>>151464565 (OP)
A good cvck always has a fresh thread ready when the bvll posters arrive.

>Ovechkin scored his 567th career goal at even strength last night to pass Gordie Howe for #2 all time.

>What record will he break tonight?

checking out the streak column... why is the metro the division of winners and the atlantic the division of losers?

So let me get this straight, the leafs traded a second round pick for the oft-injured 4th line plug Scott Laughton? What the fuck for?

>>151465381
destiny

>>151465381
I don't think Our Sennies have it this year boss :(

>>151465158
Achievable natty?

>>151465401
When he plays the leafs will be elite but well have to enjoy it while we can because its all down hill from here

>>151465527
Yeah squats and oats bro.

>>151465014
Raped retard

absolutely shit-tastic games today, thanks gary

>>151465615
good post

>>151465611
Thanks. I’ll be benching 3pl8 before I know it

>>151465401
erm.. chud?

>>151465625
Shut your goy mouth or the rest of the season will be nothing but Sabres - Preds and Devils - Sharks.

>>151465401
Matthews wanted another receding hairline on the roster.

Father of the year

>>151465744
is this Photoshop? I simply don't believe any team --no.matter how dumb and reckless-- would give up a first round pick for a plug

>>151465828
a sub 16 first round pick is as worthless as a second rounder

499 players have scored a point this season

>>151465828
No, it's real. Here's the NHL article for it.
https://www.nhl.com/news/scott-laughton-traded-to-toronto-maple-leafs-by-philadelphia-flyers

>>151465809
kek

>>151465865

>laffs

>>151465809
I thought Gary stopped accepting children as payment

>>151466221
He still does but I think he uses sports betting terms as code for the different kinds now

>>151466195
who is nestrašil?

RIP Limp Bizkit :(

>bassist
dont care

Cope bass is the most based instrument in the band apart from synthesizer

>>151466278
they'll find a new bassist and keep touring

*drinks water* stay hydrated bros!

I’ll learn to play the bass after I graduated

nobody cares about y'alls boomer hiphop

Morning coffee and Canucks Hockey. Pretty exciting!

i learned how to play the recorder when i was 7

Les Claypool now that's a bass player *sip*

>water
>not drinking apple cider during cider season
shiggy diggy

>>151466433
I'd rather coffee thanks

>>151466433
Thanks for the reminder fren. Deadlifting is hard

>>151466526
based knights

>>151466526
This might be an extreme take but they should have revoked his life

>>151466492
Ew

>>151466321
He died from liver failure due to drinking too much
A warning /hoc/ could learn from

>>151466599
I haven’t had alcohol since June :)

>>151466599
kwab

>>151466580
The Hurricanes are undefeated

>some numale band member dies
>numales here are all sad
Get a life you retards

>>151466655
That post was a joke you twit

>>151466492
Everything is exciting while having your morning coffee. Then the rush goes away and you have to deal with the reality of your life for the rest of the day.

>>151466670
Just like my islanders

>>151464870
>sharks jumbotron guy is IRL shitposting

>>151466681
I’m eating ur fish rn sven

I could heem Stephen Hawking in his prime

>>151466655
I was sad when Chester died

>>151466794
Numale

>>151466794
numale

>>151466794
RIP

>>151466731
>personalized greeting

>>151466794
the podesta brothers and Hilary killed him and Chris Cornell

>>151466850
He’s sexier than Tony

my arse deep pains

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>151466731
>enforcing basic laws is offensive
Leftroons are demented

Petey SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

>>151467025
Chuds everlastingly, eternally and forever BTFO

dang i didn't know a game was on
based

>>151467143
thank Gary and Jesus

>>151466888
Checked and truthpilled

>>151464870
I fail to see the problem, not even mexicans like other mexicans.

montembeault STINKS

Retarded former Canuck

>>151467341
Cope he has the gift

>>151466794
me too
rip

>>151464610
>>151465014
Raped retard

based reffies
>craps

>>151467383
He knows a lot about tape

>Wilson knocks Kane over
>Lindgren loses his glove
KWAB

xG is so fucking retarded and I hate that Swedish hockey media have made it their "new word" for the season.

Last season they used A chances, B chances and C chances to arbitrarily decide what team played good and what team did not. Now they've decided to xG, several seasons after the NHL media too.

It's a shitty way to decide how good a team is, as I've just proven with pic related.

>>151464954
kek

https://youtu.be/haVF501WMZU?si=kHPlva6d2ban07kW
It’s up

brain rescrambled

keep your head up, kids!

adam foote's the hc? when did this happen?

perfectly good hit, fuck the NuHL

>>151468085
my pens :)

that was a great hit

>>151468251
Need to tank for McKenna (:

>>151466526
>F. Shart, G(rapist)

>>151468375
embarrassing

>>151468284
Too late you're keeping every player and dubas won't sell

my therapist was asking about "bud" and "copey" again

wolfsisters...

>>151468690
>my the rapist was asking me
You need a grammar teacher as well

>>151468715
god forbid someone has an off night

>>151468434
Sad ):

>>151468770
>off night
More liked offed by the knights kwab

>>151466988
Please don't comment on the laws of other countries you don't understand.

kwab go knights

>>151468770
every game he's played this season has been an off night

>>151468777
Not sad, funny

Penguins will be mediocre forever

>>151468715
OOF

Wolf is the only goalie that Mitch Marner has scored on

>>151468715
He is in Satan's clutches now, like all flamers.

>>151468901
the forward group was always too good to properly tank which just goes to show how SHIT the league is now these niggas are grampas

Went to the Calgary Vegas game last night. This season is a right-off for the Flames. At this rate, Cooley is going to be our starter

Does every hockey team have some sexy broad working in the studio?

They went to the darkness. Now they are damned. Forever.

>>151468848
Apparently you don’t understand them either. Enter illegally, get removed if caught. It’s that simple

>>151468715
>the cuck chair stare

>>151469009
If they're doing it right, yes.

is it true that womeme only pretend to like hockey because the want to have s*x with the players that's messed up the aren't pieces of meat

>>151468085
Swayman is an overpaid shitter. His university of Maine business classes taught him well

>>151469083
> how it felt sitting in the Vegas arena last night

>>151469064
No, dipshit. Improper entry and unlawful presence have appeals processes and don't immediately result in deportation.

It's why Trump has to ask so many immigrants to pretty please "self-deport" and why ICE just shoves people in vans and holds them in detention centers for months at a time. Why are you bootlickers so fucking stupid?

>>151469334
brown hands from presumably anaheim posted this

>>151469406
Imagine knowing less about the law than a brown person.

>>151469406
>get proven wrong for not knowing basic due process
>haha you're brown!!!

>>151469334
> appeals processes
Mmmm yes, just like those court dates that didn’t go to previously. Release them back into the wild so they can continue inhabiting this country and ignoring our legal due process to their benefit

Don’t you have a protest to go to, fag?

relegate the metro, gary

>>151469334
Go back to /pol/

>>151469470
sorry the NGO lawyer that coached you to submit a fraudulent refugee application lied to you Juan you gotta go back with your abuela i'm afraid

fights make me scared
i turn my head away from the tv

>>151469651
>>151469683
can we just
can we just NOT

>>151469522
ICE is gaming the system by hanging out around the courts and shoving immigrants into vans when they show up for court dates. That's literally why there's a big stink about prosecuting that one judge right now. They're abducting people who are trying to follow the law, so they can say they didn't follow the law.

Notice how the only people actually deported so far are people with extensive records. They can deport repeat offenders with other felonies easier, but they're having to play retarded games to generate this political show of deporting the "millions" of illegal immigrants they talk about. Despite talking about like 10 million illegal immigrants, they've deported what? Like 70k people? And are holding another 60k trying to get them deported for missing court dates.

Here's your last reply though because obviously you don't know anything about the law and are just holding up a beer and saying hell yeah fuck brown people.

Would you all shut the fuck up? I'm watching the game

/hoc/ is only for Canadian politics

Filip chytil keeps getting hit in the head. Tom Wilson is a bastard.

Yep, this Caps game is a 3-beer game.

>>151469882
>[]

>>151468418
Best thing is that their head coach went crazy on the press conference last Saturday over an alleged diving and he's coaching the team that has most reported dives since the SHL implemented the "reported and fine for diving" system 10 years ago.

>>151469901
For me its one per period or intermission

>otters @ steelheads
>rangers @ knights

>>151470082
Raped retard

NOT SO FAST, KEKIES

got a new ball cap at the mall bro's

'eads

I'm excited at the prospect of the I-Fivalry being an actual thing this year. Both teams have been shit so neither has cared. This is the year. Surely.

>>151470082
Gonna skip the rags game since it will be another murder

>skipping an epic fucking game because you THINK you know what the conclusion will look like
folly

>>151470230
Also the GP is on

>>151470277
>motor/sp/ort
That's not as obnoxious as the wrestleshow, but right close to monster trucks, so in the same ballpark
How's the race? Has the weather been cooperating?

it's wrestlechad

wordle in 4
perfect connections

'eads

>>151470082
>>151470120
Why are you such a raped fag

>>151470509
>wordle
Is that the NY Times shit that had a really gay sounding commercial on The Athletic Hockey Podcast where people sounded extremely homosexual?

Berube thinks laffs are shit. Looks like Chief is about to be fired.

>>151470589
'aped

>>151470613
yes. i do it every day.

>>151470690
There are photos from the time when Gordie Howe played that look more crisp than this. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>151470754
i bet you couldn't take a photo that crisp, svenne

>>151470726
Just like the faggots in that commercial.
>I do it while I have my morning coffee
>Uuummm, it's my highlight of the day
Jesus fuck, I hated that fucking commercial tried to fast forward as much as I could whenever I heard it.

Watching an NFL game that is so bad that I'm somehow angry at these guys too

dfghjk

the angry swede is here, time for him to make sure everyone else is as bitter as he is

>>151470801
Correct. I'm not a photographer. We have a new app at work now that we should use to photograph the packages we deliver. I've refused to use it so I've been using the old one where it's just pressing an delivery alternative.

I hope they fire me soon.

and to nobody's surprise, it's the paperboy. he's always so miserable.

>>151470990
>I hope they fire me soon.
based

>10-2
>almost twice the goal differential as second best team
Who can realistically challenge us this year?

>>151470990
>I hope they fire me soon.
Berube is right there, too.

>>151470990
>the packages we deliver
newspapers

>>151471037
If you get a couple of injuries on defense it's going to get tough.

>>151466221
he still accepts foreskins

>>151471096
And packages, and bills and letters from the county.

>>151471185
and male body building magazines.

>>151466526
fuck journalists

>>151471111
checked
nice shot

>>151469244
Women only like sports to get attention from men, usually daddy

>>151468130
Thanks for the reminder :) I gotta stay optimistic

>>151468848
>only deport criminalssssssss
their mere presence is a crime, making them criminals.
>but muh asylum
Fuck off back to the nearest neighbor

Ahem, attention everybody. I just wanted to say that I HATE NIGGERS!

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE

>>151468715
his redemption arc begins now

>>151471313
hello nate

>>151469244
You never heard of puck bunnies?

cmaaan capitals this is boring scaaar some faking scaaaars

>>151471313
Rude

>>151471313
Based

>>151471037
No one
>>151471111
Checked, pale face

>>151471513
i guess they heard my call kek, not yet goals tho

i'm thinking of boycotting the golden knights.
anyone with me?

>>151469810
F off messier

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYmzI30Fdl0

nu analytics are retarded:
>poopenfart mcshittenhead scored 3 goals and fucked your mother in the last 5 games only in this period at the 13 minute mark at home!
>the last guy to do this was niggerfucker cocksuck in 1867 when he played for the Montreal Faggots
God I fucking hate autists who did this we should kill all of them.

nucksxirs...

>>151471313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1QxaiitwxY

>>151471077
Goaltending is down across the board this season

>>151471199
it has excellent bench press tips!

the MOST dangerous lead

>>151471537
>swedish gen z

>>151471821
Half this podcast with Kyle Bukkake is only that.

>>151472045
that must be soul draining and mind numbing. who the fuck subjects themselves willingly to this torture?

WHOS NUCKIES?

>>151471821
Marners only scored 2 goals this season though

where can I watch NHL games online (for free)?

>>151472152
stream east

carter hart and now THIS?

>>151472152
on hockey . tv

>>151472124
Both meaningless

>>151472096
Braindead people

>>151472222
lol wtf

>>151472222
chud league

>>151472222
He better fluff Schaefer when he’s in town

>>151472222
Checked, /hoc/ is on fire, lads
>take proper precautions and call emergency services immediately

only wanna be with (You)

>>151471311
Dipshit.

>>151472515
That’s meaningless coming from a retard

uh oh, Brampton, wtf
>please don't be shit this year

>>151472222
why? evander kane is barely relevant

>>151472592
We're all fellow retards here, and everything we post in meaningless.

kash patel hfboards scandal

who is this slut?

uh oh, stinky!

>>151472490
Isn't Hootie & the Blowfish from Georgia or something?

>>151472690
based

i told you that lead was dangerous

UH OH VANPOOPER

UH OH

>>151472780
pics now

>>151472805
South Carolina

>whiteboard out
bieksa isn't going to like this

I'm going to drink another beer if Vancouver manages to throw this.

Shut the FUCK up. The Wings are on.

bald

>>151473060
* sound of silence *

OUR NUCKIES
WINNING IN WASHINGTON
OUR NUCKIES
MAKING OVECHIKIN MAD

McFaggot is a diving bitch.

>>151473207
based

Can we make sports betting illegal again? So degenerates have to do it behind closed doors?

I'm tired of betting odds being all over the screen and getting hit with four or five betting ads during commercial breaks.

>>151472947
Close enough.

>>151472870
>>151473194
>>151473358
why are you such a raped bitch

>>151473355
I wish they would but it makes far too much money

How do you manage to fall below a team that hasn't even won a game yet.

let's go oilers

he's back

>>151473419
It was illegal for a good reason which doesn’t go away because big corporations are now doing it through a phone app

>>151473436
The Devil is in control. Flims are damned forever.

>>151473492
He needs the kuzmenko counterpart with his banana to be good again

>>151473355
We need to make ADVERTISING IT illegal, same reason we don't have cigarette ads anymore
We don't want to encourage a literal plague; we ought to ban alcohol ads at the same time, just to set a precedent
>I know, it sounds prudish, but we don't want to be hypocrites, now do we? No, we don't, that would be bad and give people reason to repeal a policy that is altruistic in nature

wordle in 2
connecties with 2 flaws

>>151473610
you are a dirty fucking raped bitch

>>151473355
Just wait until there's literally nothing BUT betting, gambling and online casino commercials during sporting events like it is in Sweden.
You ain't seen nothing yet
https://youtu.be/7miRCLeFSJo?si=-lD-pqdUa4hDg8uE&t=46

>>151473713
what about alcohol commercials?

Thoughts on Little Caesars arena?

>>151473814
Where’s the parking

>>151473814
Needs more sauce

>>151473610
which team would Santa be on? position, role, etc.?

>>151473814
how's the pizza?

>>151473814
its so iconic. its literally everything

>>151473878
No idea sir I live in England

>>151473814
Growing up, I thought Little Caesers was the shitty pizza place that no one went to unless they were poor (like me) and wanted the $5 Hot-n-Ready.

But they've got themselves a sports arena. Crazy.

>>151473814
McArena. Too many corporate tickets.

hahahahah

>>151473355
Thank you Gary

>>151473889
Goalie for the Seattle Kraken, except he'd always be wearing Seattle Metropolitan colors

>>151473160
i'd bet good money on 90% of /hoc/ boomers being bald/balding

>>151474106
I'm scared of balding :(

>>151473785
Yes. But only if that alcohol is sponsoring the league/event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBT0L_QUX-Q

>>151473900
Good.

>>151474076
see >>151467942

Honda Center aka Arrowhead Pond

Nice palm trees

>>151474094
Kraken getting a mythical fourth goalie in Santa Claus would sell tickets.

>>151474142
Little Caesars don't fear the Norwood reaper

>people unironically (you)ing trb
grim

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>151474362
Bald men are viewed as more dominant.

I'd give you a you but i dont respond to whiny crybaby fags

>BANGS ON GLASS
SHOOT THE PUCK

As someone with a full head of hair, I don't understand what's so bad about being bald. It seems like way less maintenance. Just put on a wig if you care that much.

>>151474421
lmao cope harder
bald=slave

>>151474568
In what year?

The old Boston Garden, former home of the Boston Bruins.

>>151474620
current year

>"i'm not a slave even tho i sacrificed my only life to get pedos rich"
kek

>>151474532
You have to be lucky and have decent head shape or you look like megamind

FanDuel odds
FIRST RAPED: Anon +1700

>>151474736
Man, you sure are edgy, Pekka
>We are very impressed, let me tell you

>>151474683
whats your point? do not change the fact

Knob may be first coach fired. McBust looks like a zombie.

>>151474850
nice argument :DD i know truth hurts, no need to start bubbling about it

Detroit demographics:

African American 77%
White 11%
Hispanic 8%
Asian 1.6%

>>151474940
oh Hi, bud
>nice new vpn you have

>>151472222
why is this jeet always trying to pose like hes chris tanev or something

>>151474986
wrong guy my dude, i'm not pussy ass bitch who uses VPN

JUST MAKE A SAVE YOU SWEDISH FUCK

i bet that gary has some cool memorabilia

>>151474683
Looks like the photographer has a dude shaped like a scrumpled potato beside him

>>151474914
Sad.
>>151474975
Very sad.

Hockey is such a white sport but the fans on reddit are SO leftwing. Really boggles the noggin.

'eads, saars

For the record I have great, luscious golden blonde hair. It's just a little thin up top but nothing noticeable.

>>151475337
i got jeet fatigue bros

Ted Nugent Hopeless is invisible, too.

>>151475306
youre off my christmas card list

>>151475337
>Brapton

there should be a team in gary indiana called Gary

My Steelheads are showing off today, lads
>this isn't fair for the Otters

chris osgood needs to shut the hell up

>>151475120
I dont get it

Sabres have the #1 ranked penalty kill.

>>151475649
Nobody cares, raped bitch

>>151475782
*levels up*

>branseggs-nygard
really

>>151475839
good post

'usk

>>151475915
Cope gayseggs-retard is a star player in norway

decibel reading in little caesars arena: 0

>>151475915
>Swedish name: Newguard
>How Amerifats pronounce it: Niggard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djxm0WKl5CI
I'm crying

>>151476264
If I got to kill one person in the entire world with the snap of my fingers, it would be this guy.

>>151476264
why is he getting so worked up this early in the season

>>151476455
Exactly, it was only an overtime loss to the Kraken

>>151475586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Steelheads

>>151476455
it's all performative
he's actually a sens fan

>sk1nner
grim

lark'd

>>151476532
Hes a top 8 goalie in the league chud

Oilers need to get a goal to tie this game up

>>151476497
hey...we're actually struggling right now

Great screen by Bouchshit.

>>151476542
RED WINGS FUCKIN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

imagine that you're the best hockey player in the world and then you get told that you have to play with stuart skinner in net

>>151476613
You're due for another rebuild after the unparalleled success you've been having for the past 4 years.

In my experience, the team with the most goals at the end of the third period tends to win the game.

soiling themselves

lmao Skinner

>>151476717
oh my god and it only gets FUCKING WORSE

>>151476717
Wait, when did MacKinnon play in Edmonton?

uh oh, Wingies

uh oh

detroit copying the video game shit

mcdavid must be regretting 2 more years of this hell. at a discount too.

Im struggling right now

>>151476785
I do not know who nathan mackinnon is

>>151476577
How does one determine expected goals against

kek

>>151476718
Can't win the cup without a few hiccups.

>NOOOOOOO ITS SKINNER AND NOT THE DOGSHIT D-CORE
keke every fucking year

>>151476927
same as it ever was

>>151476831
Why did he take a discount if he isn't going to try anymore? He could've signed long term for 20 million per year with a shit team instead if he knew he wasn't going to compete anymore.

>>151473928
That’s because the vast majority of people are poor, anon

F L A M E S
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>>151476998
doused

>>151476870
You give it some thought and go with a number that feels right

>>151476927
Ken Holland had to sign McMeme's best buddy to a crippling contract with a full NMC. He just had to.

gg, Erie, PA

>>151476978
So that when he leaves he can say "I did everything I could to win here, it's time to move on.

>>151476833
im sorry fren

>>151476927
Which is worse
>Nurse $9.25M
>Bouchard $10.5M

>>151477060
I don't think anyone will buy that when he has 80 points per season in the next three years and 65 of them are secondary assists on the power play.

>>151477011
all going according to plan

Didn't ask

>>151476577
He’s a goalie like Hill. Plays well during the season, but when the pressure’s on, they lose all consistency

>>151477080
At least bouchard gets the occasional goal, nurse is pure dead weight

SKINNNNNERRRRRRRRR

skinn3r

yikes

knob looks like he's just about ready to shoot himself jfc

>>151477040
sad and funny at the same time
>>151477080
both are pretty bad. take $4m away from both contracts

Any team would be happy to have a goalie like Skinner

>>151476833
I’m sorry about your situation. What’s wrong?

WORST goal allowed this season by far

mcbust doesnt even have a goal this season

>>151477288
This is the flames fans stanley cup

skinner is very mike smith-ian

>>151477309
jlmi

>>151477332
Cup was in 89', bro. We flex on franchises with longer droughts and expansions with zero.

>>151477309
Shane Pinto is the new McDavid

Dylly Larky :)

>>151477309
>bedard's bussy outscoring mcgaykid

It'll be better when Walman gets back.

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>>151477560
Will he finally get to play in the playoffs again?

>>151477309
that's 12.5 million per goal kwab

>>151477302
So far

dear mr steve yzerman,

>>151477670
That doesn't make sense, he hasn't scored yet

>>151477714
So good

Flims sold their soul, now soilers are next. Hail Satan.

trust the yzerplan

>>151477739
that's why it's 12.5 his whole salary

>>151477894
If you are doing per goal he had to score at least once in that scenario because he receives his whole salary July 1st and it would be 12.5 million for the one goal he scored. Since he hasn't scored a 12.5 million per goal salary would be unpaid.

>>151477873
Our brave new commissioner has a 10 year plan in place to secure several expansions and make Florida profitable

>>151478087
praise be to gary

>>151478100
He deserves a raise and a new mansion in the cayman islands

>>151477845
we are budists tho

>>151478186
Church every Sunday and Islanders/Flames hockey every day

>>151478272
>every day
Liar

>>151477845
Is Sutter the deal we made? I’m unfamiliar with any other large event that saw everything fall apart

>canada last won a cup in 1993
>gary bettman became commissioner in 1993
>american teams have won every year since
>gary bettman dies as commissioner
>canada wins the cup in the same year
screencap this

>>151478591
>he thinks the next one isint going to be even worse

I think the Flames are the best

>>151478686
Not yet this season but they are heating up

>>151478749
The fire is rising :)

>>151478674
nothing is worse than a jew, pekkastein

i wish the flames werent so shit so we could have more oiler flame ploff kino

>>151478793
I will give you a minute

i need umamusumes to play ice hockey

all i need is heart and grit

that was pretty

>>151478950
>good hockey anime
never ever

>>151478793
Sar

>>151478591
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>151479039
pride of orange was good thoughtbeit

>>151478929
>>151479040
..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

all going according to plan
next year = /ouryear/

>>151479121
oooh baby

mitch scored twice last knight and jack leads the league in points bro's :)

>>151479185
Meaningless goals

>>151479077
this is my team tho?

>>151479121
I can't wait!

the worst goalie in the league right now is dustin wolf
thoughts?

>>151479335
Skinner?

Embarrassing finish failures

one finn(ie) > soilers

My Wingsies

mcbust lol

oiler's lost again KWAB HAHAHAHAHA

>>151479252
stay mads tranny kwab no milly

sorry babe i only love two things my mom and my islanders

Lmao blown out by detroit

https://youtu.be/eArU22lH5Q0?si=t5qFLdfMLB7zHLfD
HEY HEY HOCKEYTOWN~

yzerplan status? y'all niggas ain't laughing now BITCH

>>151479335
As expected

apologize to yzerman

>>151479715
there is no way

>>151479715
true. they had a slow start last year

red wings peaking in october again you love to see it. will finish like 3 points out of the ploffs again for the ninth straight year

Wings have had enough talent, they just needed a qualified coach.

nice hometown discount you faggots

>>151479908
Just like my islanders

Teddy "based" Blueger is currently a 2C in the league.

you'd think edmonton would eventually try to get a good goalie

>>151480081
There’s no such thing as a good goalie in Gary’s league

>>151480081
Skinner didn't lose it.

>>151480081
Low IQ point talking about a "good goalie" and not having a semi competent defensive core

>>151480081
>>151480146
edmonton in no particular order have within a few years passed up on:

>John Gibson
>Jacob Markstrom
Anthony Stolarz
Mackenzie Blackwood
Darcy Kuemper
Linus Ullmark
Arturs Silovs

feel free to add to this list

>>151479936
Pissific division needs help, gary

>>151480213
Also didnt save it

>>151480259
>Silovs

>>151480259
none of those fags have won anything either

>>151480259
Sharter Fart

>>151480298
>>151480321

>>151480259
all worse than Skinner so whats your point?

>>151480259
All shit

>>151480081
goalies are a meme. for every team with a real number 1 there's plenty who win with a hot hand and then dump them when the go to shit

>>151480345
yeah he's only the first goalie to have ever lost his job twice in the same playoffs, and he did that twice

>>151480221
But they paid a lot of money for that defense

>>151480450
here's your team canada powerplay qb bro

>>151480450
I feel like the Oilers organization took a good look at their team that has gone to the Stanley Cup Final twice and said....
>Lets change fucking nothing!
Great idea

>>151480450
Walman will fix this.

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Walman will fix this.

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seriously how the fuck did walman get away with 7x7

>>151480450
that's 20.5 million per goal kwab

>>151480450
Jen

>>151480450
is that good

>>151480587
Shit gm

>>151480612
Yeah

>>151480640
>>151480640

>>151480587
He fixes things.

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>>151480590
kek

>>151480512
Ray Ferraro was shitting all over him during the isles game almost immediately
>that turnover is exactly why he won’t make the Canadian national team

>>151466029
P1 Vegas vs. WC1 Utah
P2 Edmonton vs. P3 Vancouver

C1 Colorado vs. WC2 St. Louis
C2 Dallas vs. C3 Winnipeg

A1 Toronto vs. WC1 Washington
A2 Florida vs. A3 Tampa Bay

M1 Carolina vs. WC2 Montreal
M2 New Jersey vs. M3 New York