Thread 151466223

dogshit thread

he made it early, too

>>151466314
You have autogynephilia.

Did you guys ever feel like it's kind of disrespectful how fighters drape their nations flags over their sweaty bloody bodies and use them like a handkerchief to wipe their face and blow their nose then crumple them into a ball and toss them to their cornerman to stuff into their dufflebags?

>>151466341
My posts REALLY stick with you don't they?

Has anyone ever done a mmaguru tribute?

My neighbors think I'm playing loud music from my stereo and got mad and started shooting towards my property but it's literally the event center across the street.

>>151466527
https://youtu.be/NHeSC_Ws5Ic?si=nBQEFNgEPqoJnqGu

I don't who I'm confusing him for, but I keep thinking Brendan Allen is Australian

>>151466527
call the police on them, shooting is dangerous

>>151466223 (OP)
McGregor/McWigger is retarded

>>151466633
clearly you are thinking of Alexander Volkanovski

>>151466633
You are thinking of jimmy crute

>>151466719
What? I dont get it

>>151466719
cursed

>>151466658
I called the police a couple months ago because it sounded like my other neighbor was shooting cats or dogs or something but the police told me to fuck off. (I live next to Alabama)

>>151466527
>>151466792
do you think this is your personal fucking blog

>>151466719
whats that

>>151466834
Mista, should I call you mista

de quitter?

I'm Arabic

People are calling De ridder a quitter

They should give the belt to Gane already

Ermmm why is Tom vs Gane in fucking Abu Dhabi

>>151466719
Canadians conjured the devil in that fight, shadow world RDR ko'd Shadow Allen but the forces of good and wi-fi saved the night,

Nigger

Tom vs Gane could sell out Wembley in the UK is Dana fucking retarded or something

>>151466970
turkey a la sheep likes his men large

>>151466970
It is to give us europeans a reasonable time to watch Gane absolutely dismantle Aspinall

>>151467038
Should be selling out a UK arena, US fans get can fucked

Gane can sell out any arena

Dana is a SHIT promoter. He will fail and boxing and get hit by a car.

>>151466970
Ermmmmmm based ermmmanon

>>151466223 (OP)
Top banter. Prime Connor was the best.

>>151466223 (OP)
peak Conman was fun

When was the last time a title fight was a this much of a foregone conclusion? Attach image of Gane smiling solemnly with a championship belt on his shoulder

>>151466928
Few are saying this

>>151466223 (OP)
to bad gooby flushed himself by cheating on his woife

AND STILL

If Tom actually loses will they give him an immediate rematch?

who won PFL afrca 3? (besides the fans)

>>151467215
they never got married, shes whats known in the business as a "cuck-queen"

Does anybody know what the hell any of this is even supposed to mean?

>>151467506
oh shid.. you didnt visit shrimpdicks stream did you?

I can't even tell if spammy is still just mod abusing to target ban me or genuinely lost the plot entirely because I don't even know what the fuck this ban reason means.

why is RDR such a bum and a heartlet with NEGATIVE fight IQ?

Gane

>>151467557
how do i clean the shrimp eworms out of my pc?

>>151467643
Because he was feeling himself, but Brendan Allen is a hyped up white boy with swag.

>>151467557
You know what I did actually install the shrimpdicks app onto my phone. Ill uninstall and see if that helps.

US bros ... Im a Walmart gold member (includes Walmart plus and Walmart premium) which comes with Paramount plus standard (with commercials). Will the UFC be included with this in January or will I have to buy a separate paramount plan? Have they even announced the prices or anything yet?

whats stopping paramount from charging for each card?

>>151467736
You'll get Contender Series, The Ultimate Fighter, and select Fight Night cards (with ads) but you will need to upgrade your subscription package to get the premium numbered UFC events with ads.

>>151467736
I think you'll be good to watch UFC on that subscription. Just guessing though.

UFC White House: McGregor vs Cerrone 2

>>151467834
How could they possibly claim to know that person is being held against their will?

6 days until Gane fights.

>>151467834
Some random guy on a cellphone during a UFC walkout? Police investigation.

Jeffery Epstein running a pedophile utopia for the billionaires and political elite to murder and rape children for decades including a full list of clients and flight logs proving their involvement? Nothing.

Really makes you think doesn't it?

>>151468145
It was a private island he can do what he wants he wasn’t hurting anyone

>>151467834
They'll never catch me muhahahaha

I mean....... RdR literally just sat on his stool and gave up.
BispGOAT would never...

>>151468216
Virginia guiffre wrote an entire book how they fucked kids and fucked her when she was a kid, trump, barak, quite possibly dana white and others destroying her anus, pussy and mouth and choking her.
They masaacred children with a machete in sadistic rituals too.
Princess andrew fucked her too

>>151468145
not the brightest bulb are you sneedy b

>>151468401
Load of shit. Just a party island where they did drugs and fucked barely legals. Epstein was done for pedophilia not murder.

>>151467926
>>151467932
thanks hopefully paramount is better quality than ESPN plus which sometimes wouldn't work

>>151468216
True. Still a bit of a double-standard though innet?

>>151468446
I'm extremely intelligent actually.

>>151468543
somehow i doubt it

>>151468543
Then why did you get fired from Walmart?

>>151468145
canada is different from america for now

>>151468618
How'd you come to that conclusion?

>>151467736
Severe AGP at Walmart sadly

>>151468543
can you do my math homework from 20 years ago for me?

>>151468458
Are you talking trump island or bongistan nonce island? In any case i would beat your ass

>>151468856
Reckon I probably could do

>>151468944
Im so fucking horny and lonely and I work at Walmart and I see beautiful women all day and Im pretty attractive but I dont know how to flirt or progress a relationship even with girls who are flirting with me like coworkers and stuff. Even if I could fake it to close the deal I would be so anxious I literally would be sweating and breathing heavy if we ever went onto a date to the point where I couldnt even enjoy myself let alone act normal. On top of all this I suffer from extreme AGP and my sexual desires are all out of wack and it seems almost unfair to a woman to get her into a relationship just to be dishonest about what I really am or what I like. So Ive just repressed all of this with masturbation addiction which has spiraled out of control until now when I practice no-Fap during my 5 day work week and now its just reminding me how deeply horny lonely and troubled I really am forcing me to confront my issues.

UFC fans get what they deserve.

Ridders are quitters

>>151468846
>>151468992
>Im pretty attractive

Stop running Tomala

DILDO PUNCH HIIIIIYYYYYAAAAA

FACT
Tomala ducked Gane TWICE and only "wanted" to fight him when he was busy filming a movie

FACT: DDT (Dirty Diaper Tyla) has extreme AGP and got fired from Walmart for sucking off an old Puerto Rican man

Crazy to think that the Gane meme will finally die in less than a week. No way he's ever getting another title shot after fumbling his third.

oh sweet hidden posts

15seconds

>>151469428
Is this when his wife got the ick and shitted out a retard?

Aspinall derangement is rife in this unfortunately extremely non-White general.

>>151469234
To dogs, maybe

GANEEEEE

>>151469626
>the 70 year old Puerto Rican when Xneed unbottons his pants and gets on xer knees

All you cans will become Aspinall fans when he heems Gane I guarantee it

>>151469726
Tomala is a fan of xer Blaydaddy’s BBC althoughever

Tom Aspinall knocked out Curtis Blaydes in 60 seconds.

>>151469875
Knocked a load out of his BBC, yeah

unprofessional

>>151469920
The sickness in your head affects your own life the most. Remember that.
Now fart n spin on my thang, playa!

I am fondland

>>151469306
true, coach fernand even called him out for that and forced him apologize on camera in person

>>151469925
Basedson Herzog strikes again!

Heeminder aspinall is absolute dogshit and gane will kick his retardedson head in in 6 days

total deja vu rn

your UFC 321 folks

>>151470007
Extreme AGP in Walmart got me sucking’ on a Hispanicdaddy’s THANG, sadly

>>151469986
Spammy revved you my friend.

What about Aspinall causes ganecels to seethe so hard?

>>151470074
Reminds me of my sexy Zatdaddy.

Gane will be oinkin and squirtin on Tomaladaddy’s BBC per Dana White on ESPN

>>151470172
chills

>>151470272
Most heterosexual tomcel

>>151470339
Don’t hate the playa hate the Gane

“I just can’t stop thinking about my boyfriend that I left back there in that cell,” Jones said. “We had some really good times in those short three days. So yeah, it’s kind of sad. I wrote him, but he hasn’t wrote me back yet, just hoping he got my letter.”

Is Jones fighting this weekend or is the buckfast bottler thinking about black penis again

>>151470463
Does Jones beat women up so much because he realizes they'll never be able to give him what he TRULY craves?

I plegdge my life to Sneeds glory

We did good yesterday right?

>>151470396
You still haven’t oinked on it my BBC

OINK ON IT PLAYA!!!’

Hello Gane I just think my BBC is bigger than yours nothing personal mate

>>151470529
I love netherlands and netherlands people always no matter what vriend

Do you guys look up world news or some non /heem/ related shit ?

>>151470576
2 lamb kofta jasmine rice a fanta and 4 baklava cheers

>>151470575
my finbro

>>151470620
Oink on it.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>151470679
This one is a little too much

>>151470722
Turn your monitor on cutie pie

>>151470679
>Gane cheating before the fight
GANEcels?

in other news Baki died

The greatest treasure in life, I believe will be to suckle on Tomala’s BBC, this I think I will do, and enjoy with great ecstasy.

Nigga got a new persona

Jojua's protein rich kvass scented braps

Danner took care of vokov very well giving him almeida to fight

>>151470679
Dracrays

I am shit my son is a retard and I couldn't heem minge as a 6'6 man so I imported a bride from the ukraine

Have you ever been so overcome with homosexual lust whilst riding bitch on the back of a moped that you grab the sweaty hair of the man in front of you with both hands, letting it run through your fingers, deeply sniff and then put it in your mouth? Jon Jones has.

This ain't theater nigga

That was uncalled for and I'm eating

I have seen the top of the mountain in life. And I can report that monsieur Aspinall was at the top of that mountain stroking his BBC with ferocious intent and enthusiasm.

>>151470918
If "Summer" by BROCKHAMPTON was playing softly in the distance, probably

I think therefore I am

>>151470979
Bongs are well known dicklets b that's why their women go to magaluf for messican meng

>>151471013
You know this from experience?

This is why I usually just post a pawg milf and get heemed after the fights you guys are so gay the night after fights

Islam Makhachev is looking HUGE for his bout against Jack Della Maddalena

>>151471013
You would know wouldn’t you

Got em revved

Aspinall son vs Gane reading contest

>>151471088
Ciryl Gane has never read a book

why do you all pretend tom's son is a dribbling downie when he's just mildly autistic

>>151471163
Man at McDonald's don't eat at McDonald's ygm

>>151470145
Sneed literally predicted Khamzat would dominate DDP for the championship by 'big brothering' him, as you would do well to remember.

>>151471182
They do though

>mildly autistic
Yeah fersure b that's what all parents with functional burgers say their kids are instead of call them quirky etc you dumb drunk piece of shit

Ilia's wife divorced him because he was spending too much time reading books. .... So many books.

ygm

Gane thinks therefore I am

>>151471234
Troubling news most troubling indeed

>>151471242
I can see nipples, please have some modesty Erin.

Monsieur Aspinall your BeeBeeC is very big a hon hon hon oui oui

By the way, yes spammy is still just mod abuse target banning me for made up shit still, sadly :( thus making me a victim and, dare I say, perhaps even a martyr, no? :((

this is me mildly autistic son, Drooly

>>151471242
it's not tom's fault jon jones is gay i don't know why he makes you so mad

No countdown its fucking over TKO stock plummeting as we speak

Mayhaps my plight with the moderation of this website would be my equivalent to martyrdom, does it not verily so?

>>151471389
The whole poohsa is beginning the collapse by q2 latest

>>151471436
More like fartyrdom you fat poof

>>151471486
fumigated that faggot

>>151471486
Poo on that thang playa!

Surmising yes, insomuch as to say my plight doth qualify for martyrdom by juxtaposition of modern life to that of my contemporaries, no? I would venture yes, indeed for all intents and purposes.

Ari already sold all the assets. He epn

Sadly, I am afraid as is forthcoming for one under such durress.

>>151471314
Who the duck is cyril gane?

Posting on 4chan is an extremely important part of Sneed's life, please leave her alone Spammyjanny.

Murzakonovbrehs.... I think our streak is coming to an end.

You can't just call yourself a martyr sneedy, it works like the irish presidency or sangue per sangue

*rattles the Sneed cage with a stick*

>>151471673
Props for knowing who Murzakanov is.

Spit n spin on my on that disco stick playa!

Bryce made a good point about the jews, eating baby foreskins and loaning in interest is bad

I got girl guide cookies the other day and these things are a peach

The side piece is giving me grief

Top 3 walkout bands:
Drowning Pool
Limp Bizkit
Disturbed

>>151471222
Xadame Armpiggy been twerking on Zatdaddy’s BBC for a while I fear

Boof n twirl on my hawlg kimosabe!

>>151471889
Imagine being a sane person and reading this sentence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iv01Hvgp3c
talmbout twerking?

Blumpkin n barf on my thang playa!

Has a Nurmagomedov ever fought underneath a woman's fight before?
Well, that's what you get for being BEASTED by GOATrab CHADlishviGOD

What a state the UFC is in, though. When spazzbrains like D*rn, who are just one up from being Onlyfans material, are getting higher card placings than legitimate fighters like BUMar and Bautista

COLBITCH COVINGTON SISTERS WE FUCKING LOST AGAIN YET AGAIN

Choke n Churn on my thang chief!

Sunglasses shouldn't be allowed at a poker table. They give an unfair advntagenaeng.

Coldqueef Puffington Queen of Florida

What was once chiefly fear, accompanying sadness I have now found moreso to be is as insoasmuch as to be sadness, consumed by fear.

Would you not agree, Finland and Chinaman?

Oh yeah, he's big revved

Guru did that, he projected himself into Jon Jones body and made him twerk, it's all his fault.

Umdaddy gaped Merabussy which is why the rematch has been ducked

>>151472021
Gambling your entire UFC earning seems like a bad idea

>>151472168
Factual post

Topturo handshake emoji Aspinall heeming niggas unconscious with relative ease

Gob n Goo on my Grundle, Goober!

>>151472021
All in on that hand jesus christ what an imbecile

Chortle n Convulse on my thang coolio!

>>151472241
Trashspinall has zero KO's in the UFC

Spew n Slurp on dat thang, slob!

Zatsissy was oinking for my BWC and I don’t know why!

Getting a boner while playing with a deformed inbred midget? That's the Jon Jones.

Twerk n twirl on that thang timmy!

Crank n Cum on that thang, Chuddy!

>>151472419
>>151472484
Trudeau on my cludo playa

Deepthroat n Drip on that thang, Demento!

Kenny vs Spenny proved you can get a boner from a guy rubbing on you and not be gay, Jon is fine

>>151472549
That's gay

Give me a BWC long enough and I will move the entire earth - Jon Jones

Suck and slam on that thang Sven!

Getting gurucels to obsess over his meng is bonesy's crowning achievement in an already jewel laden crown

Milk n Melt on my thang moomoo wearing manbitch!

Nobody check this guy girth I think he got BBC I don’t know send him my bedroom 2-3 year

how are you fellas doin today?

Nut and Nelly on that nelkboy playa!

Only one thing can save /heem/ in this trying time

>>151472708
Niggas and Soviets sports complex

>>151472716
feelin like round 4 RDR

Bunck n shuck on my thang playa!

>>151472549
what about getting a boner from being asphyxiated with a pillow and punched in the stomach by a male dagestani muslim midget that looks and acts like a child? does that make jones a gay pedophile or no?

Surf and Turf on my shit slapnuts!

>>151472863
Hasbulla is a sexy little cumslut don’t lie

First time hearing about this norovirus

Ovulate n orgasm on my thang, omosexual!

>>151472863
I don't know, they didn't cover that in Kenny vs Spenny

Just how terrible is bo nigger if he lost to de quitter?

>>151472716
im making egg tea

Broken hand ? Nigga you hardly threw a punch

Ganesissies…. They’re all picking against us…
https://youtu.be/Hkbq8WQvqG4?si=4RxB_VKKaXlCOyXu

*gets tired*

>>151473277
A lion need not concern himself with Pukeus Tracy

>>151472708
Two sexy daddies!!

My bacon busy is open for business!!

>>151473277
>They all picked RDR to beat Allen...
Chills...

>>151473277
>this jewish subhuman picked RDR
Yeah i wouldn't worry too hard Gane bros

I was yelling out all those gross posts as I was typing them and ny neughbor came and said if I didnt shut the fuck up he would rape me so there ends that saga I guess

You think little bits of food be stuck in Ciryl's gap?

I can visualise the countless ways asspinall can win over gane, but, unfortunantly the contrarian self is roid strong in this one and i fear for my chin.
Gane by murder

>>151473277
>lucastracymma
tomalasisters... do not look up his pick % for the canada card

gonna get my balls drained

Funny that Gane sucks so much and has no actual fans outside of contratians

>>151473753
This shit was crazy.... demonic even

>>151473866
>>151472255

>>151473753
Looks like a kid sunbathing in the beach

GDS is one of the scariest things i have ever seen

>>151473968
Did Tom just tattoo his whole arm blk?

People are pretending to be Gane fans now?

>>151474175
Guru Derangement Syndrome. Very common!

*tomplodes*

The galactic throat has been debunked. Gane invested heavily in Flat Throat technology, it's over for reddit tom.

>>151474203
galactic throat huh?....

>>151474286
Goddamn looks like a cartel execution

>>151474322
Tomala sisters.....i can't resist sucking it

It's pretty interesting when you think about how Tom Aspinal drinks lots of coffee, but more often than not his opponents have a big crash later.

Wouldn't you agree sweetden?

Cyril gane and forgotten.

Dook Rufus deserved to die for training CM Spunk

75% of people itt need to be dragged behind a truck

A Campaign of Conquest

>>151474579
>Netflix presents

There is no Cyril Gane in the UFC

>>151474203
This is great for your lymph nodes

The calculations are nearly done, all weaknesses analyzed.

dead sport

Anyone else seen that video of Jon Jones and Hasbullah?

>>151474963
No, I have indoor plumbing.

>>151474872
Is it just me or people really don't care about this shit like they did in the 2010s?

>>151474963
are you asking me if I saved a video of Jon Jones getting an erection as a midget brazza dances on top of him? no, can't say I have

>>151474963
the one where he got a boner after getting choked with a pillow by hasbullah?

>>151475020
Yeah, but thankfully for Dana the rest of the third world who are a decade behind in trends, are fully into the UFC right now.

>>151475047
Feels illegal to even have an image of this "incident"

>>151475121
Oh yes!!!! Oh yes yes yes!!! So true!!!!

RIP Hasbulla died after Jon's BBC launched him like a catapult across the room and splattered him face first into a wall

>>151475081
Why did he do that though

The UFC is even passe in Brazilian favelas. So the UFC has pivoted to Borat land, and will finally pivot to India after that.

>>151475317
Many are saying this

>>151475440
When does it end? I haven't been on this general in like 4 years btw

So excited to watch mackenzie dern engrave her name, next weekend in the MMA hall of fame

>>151474963
Between who and who?

>>151475386
why did hasbullah choke him with a pillow? or why did jones get a boner?

>>151474963
Yeah let's see it again

>>151475724
Why did Jones get so stimulated

okay but imagine a lady midget attempting to choke you and just TRY to not get a boner

>>151475879
Can you post it again I missed it (with bigger red circle too)

>>151475903
But it was a boy midget

>>151476072
yeah well Jon's gay

How does Jon come back from this??

>>151476101
Proof ?

>>151475896
He was feeling good

>>151476177
I got a good feeling

why didn't RDR's corner simply have a midget dance on his face in between rounds to stimulate him?

>>151476171
very carefully

>>151476310
Dude suck a dick, stfu

My buddy invited me to a UFC fight and it was... fun I guess. Compared to a hockey game where everyone is cheering and having fun it was borderline awkward as everyone just sort of sat there as 2 guys beat the shit out each other

>>151476493
didn't ask for your life story, thanks

>>151476493
How did you wash his cum off your chest?

>>151476493
what's his name?

>>151476493
Your friend is a faggot

>>151476493
Show bussy

>>151476493
Faggot

Good morning heem

>>151477213
*pisses in your ass*

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I went to sleep when the main event started, QRD on the diddler. What actually happened?

>>151477213
>>151477435
What are you two doing here in my aryan /heem/ ?

I see that the reality about what's going to happen on Saturday night is finally starting to settle in for Tomala sisters

Stage 2
Anger

>>151476493
they do that in hockey too you casual stop ruining sports like a soccer mom faggot

>>151477435
My boy Jerome would lay a stripe of cum on your forehead and ud thank him

Ikram is a girl name

It's just business

>>151477720
Hows World of Warcraft bitchtits?

>>151478125
Youd feel all of me inside you as you beg for mercy from big indain dick

I trust my boy turtle park to get the decision over that transvetite brazza

>>151478208
Personally, im a RS guy

i think ciryl gane might have a chance of losing against tom but maybe i'm wrong

Got my Haloween costume! Haha watup

>>151478413
Gane cannot lose, it is impossible

Masteghmind

Ganebros, 7 days till gane is let out of cage into other cage

Tomala galactic throat is ready

>>151478896
what the fuck? this guy sucks!

there's no good reason to dislike tom aspinall

>>151479013
many are saying this

>>151478896
you know it's just CGI? Plan was to give Jon "Boner" Jones belt without making him fight tom

Tom AspiGOD

Heemcord invite pls

Jon Jones preferred to relinquish his belt and lose out on 30 million USD instead of fighting Tom Aspinall, yet he fought Gane for much less. Food for thought.

Rdr will be back

>>151479159
yeah sure bud
>*farts loudly*

Retard De Retard

Is anyone here even in the official heemcord

Mfw I'm aware that 100% of ganeposters know he will lose but meme him for fun and the rest of you argue with them

>>151479867
Kek

>>151479762
>100% of ganeposters know he will lose
You'd be surprised

>>151479762
Tom retard has 1-2 and when it doesnt work he will give up and fake an injury.

>dropped by tuivasa
>tapped in 2 minutes to the biggest meme sub there is

>>151478413
in peaches and creamville

pink panther ahh nih
purr for me kitty cat

BOOOBOOOO BABY! POOPOO POWER! PICOOOOOOO

364th for Suomi.

Aiemann Zahabi is one win away from a title shot

valter walker is one win away from a title shot

Im about to fucking snap guys Im seriously pent up seeing red and about to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paddy Pimplett is one win away from a title shot

Do you think Khabib has seen the Zutt memes?

We need to give Dan Miragliotta more respect in the worst ref in the UFC conversation motherfucker has had like 5 bad calls in one month and refuses to see fouls
This is like the third time he's restarted a fight after stopping it

>>151481404
Autogynephilia moment.

>>151481463
SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

I BELIEVE IN BRIT TRANNY
*clap clap*
I BELIEVE IN BRIT TRANNY

I'm sadly afraid I fear

god damn I need a prime sunny lane to rest her bubble gum pink asshole on my face RIGHT NOW, and any of you try to stop me? Heh!

>>151481552
YOU ARE NOT NEARLY FUCKING AFRAID ENOUGH YET

>>151481559
Please take your medicine you are having a manic episode and are embarrassing yourself in front of heem

>brit tranny
there's a literal confirmed tranny that's posted here for years and wouldn't you know it xhe's a burger
and don't even get me started on sneed's little ailment

we got the aimen zahabli title run before gta 6 :skull:

Gane is white

dana is calling
but will you answer?

>>151481617
my fucking heem is rising to the surface and I fear, if I may, frightfully tell you I AM NOT SCARED NOW

Fuck you Justin Gaethje

IM ALMOST 40 AND STILL POST ON A BOARD WHERE THEIR BEST CHAMPIONS ARE MULTIPLE TIME FELONS AND FAT MEN, OR LITTLE BABY BITCHES COVERED IN TATTOOS THAT COULDNT PUNCH THEIR FUCKING MEAL TICKET NOW YOU ASK ME IF I EMBARRASS MHSELF

>>151481823
?

>>151481859
unc is crashing tf out

>>151481859
Please calm down this behavior is unbecoming

>>151481873
I fucking hate you justin gaethje

>>151481815
Anthony Blackburn, my inbred Prince.

I am calm now, I'm sorry for acting a fool

Smith.
Was.
Recovering.
Nigga.

>>151481859
Honestly? Literally me

Movsar Evloev is BVILT for a 3 round UFC Apex co main event

How Dominick Cruz Became the Jordan Peterson of MMA

Guys don't worry. Only *counts on fingers* five more days until dern fights.

Been raping people in virtua fighter all day

>>151482191
she is washed, walled and deflated these days. i'd prefer one of paulo's angels at this point

Crying tears of joy thinking about bon gamin's title run

>>151482187
Yes

>>151467385
What the fuck?

gane by methodical employment of the revised 11 step gane method

>>151467385
>goddard getting tagged in

Gane by submission (Boston Crab)

>BRAP
>BRAP
>BRAP

>>151481859
This is a general not a board

Spammy buck-broke me, I'm a broke reddit bitch

We know.

Hey mate can you stop pretending to be me please?

Spammy doesn't have a cock also he's the Gane cock cage poster

any update on the vancouver phone picture holder upper?

Oh no xhes arguing with xerself again, it seems xadame armpiggy has gone delusional again Im afraid

A man on a mission

>sneed resorts to bullying herself
This is a terribly desperate, lonely and sad individual.

Let's go foh dat

no fighter has survived cheating on their woife

Honorable War Machine

stopping hitting myself
*hits self*
stopping hitting myself
*hits self*
stopping hitting myself
*hits self*
stopping hitting myself
*hits self*

The Kron Nickal Chronicles

Turn up the HDHDHDHDHDHD

My name's Tom
(Yeah, yeah)
I'm the bomb
(Yeah, yeah)
Love my mom
(Yeah, yeah)
Galactic throat
(Yeah, ye-what did that boy say?)

Mate I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 tattoos of planets on my throat (yeah) on my throat (nigga) on my throat (on god?)

>>151482886
Is this where you come to cry over not having fun?

Nigga I've got 1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Tor/Exit Node Proxies on my Linux device (yeah) on my Linux device (nigga) on my Linux device (on god?)

(You)'ve got 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 fond memories with women (yeah) with women (nigga) with women (on God?)

This bullshit guy give up

>>151483284
Turn on your monitor

>>151483189
>*rocks opponent*
>*does nothing for 40 seconds*

>>151483373
Let's go for that.

>>151483605
Chama

Chama I love myself and my life.

Just Chama'd all over my shirt fuck fuck fuck

Chama can mean anything
- UFC linguist translating Alex Pereira

chimmy chamaga

Poatan vs Borz
Chama vs Smesh
Striking vs Grappling
Chills vs Chills

Merab saw Nina sniffing Alex's toes and immediately fell in love.

Merab has no wife or children

A24

>>151484308
He'll have Nina and Nina will birth him sons.

death to conformists

>>151484308
Merab has no need for marriage

>>151484460
I disagree.

>>151484505
degenerate Dagestani freak

filthy mountain dogs they disgust me, I wish I could line them up and spit in their face then execute them with an anti-air battery, your cleft lips and half developed brains. All you know is gay brazza humping, and we have to accept it because Dana is bacha bazzi buddies with Kadyrov

Stop watching JewFC.
Watch Rizin, ONE and K1.

>>151484638
Your women love mountainchads

>>151484308
It's true you don't see many Georgian women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Georgian men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Georgian women, and that Georgian just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course, ridiculous.

Merab is a Mountain Goblin

Yeah so anyway uh...?

Does Merab also pay hoes like Colby did or do they do it for free

>>151484726
They pay him

Yeah Yan by Murder

anyone here /fa/? should i fold my 1000 dollar light wool jacket or hang it? i feel like over time the jacket would warp from being hanged

>>151484775
(split decision loss)

>>151484771
They call Merab the "Jackhammer".

>>151484726
bappa schaub pays hoes dana pays hoes the pauls pay hoes in what world are hoes tricking for free

I'm a Mexican mixed martial artist and my name is Joshua Van

>>151484859
Guess their dick game isn't as good as mine

Tom winning is better for the division. If Gane wins it makes heavyweight looks like an even bigger piece of shit division.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNm-LdrvEBA
Need I say more?

>>151484665
>secretly gay dagestani posing with two trannies
in this moment I am not scared

>>151484942
yeah b that's it try not to crack a rib patting yourself on the back

Yan by murder (getting brutally raped)

Mark Hominick here

anyone has a webm of Jordan Zebi heeming Baki ?

Why can't I find women who are like my good friend Aljo to be my wife?

>>151485079
>>151470799

>>151485082
A child with Merab's gas tank and blacksplosiveness would destroy the world

>>151485135
Holy mother of all kwabs

I always knew Sterling was a little too...zesty

>>151485057
Yan would have turned it around in the 11th-23rd rounds

Yan defended 48 of merabs best takedowns

>>151485273
Shit the fuck up

>>151485309
Mad bitch lmao

>>151485273
Post your picks image.

>>151485321
You will die alone in this world

>>151485349
That's not a picks image.

>>151485354
I know.

My mother never loved me

>>151485349
what a load of shit Brendan Allen is fuckin retarded

It's not even 9pm and I'm heemed, don't even feel like heeming the meng.

>>151485409
You're a victim :(

look how good yan is after spending one round downloading and take into account he spent the entire first fight downloading merab I reckon he kills merab with a single punch mere seconds into the fight

I'm sorry I was bluffing I picked de Ridder

>>151485447
I don't see what he could do different

I have never held a long term relationship every woman I have ever loved grew disgusted with me over time

>>151485469
Factual post.

long term relationships are easy I spent my first relationship downloading data for the next 12 relationships... lucky number 13 I've been saying

>>151485657
>>151485657
>>151485657

the Gourmet Chechen fears the Louisiana Gator