Thread 151466555

7 HOURS OF... football starts in about 30 minutes

EARLY WINDOW
>Saints vs Bears
>Dolphins vs Browns
>Patriots vs Titans
>Raiders vs Chiefs
>Eagles vs Vikings
>Panthers vs Jets

LATE WINDOW
>Giants vs Broncos
>Colts vs Chargers
>Commanders vs Cowboys

good morning redzone frens

>>151466555 (OP)
shit teams

SHIT TEAMS

Horrendous morning London game reporting in

My pizza rolls almost done

KEK faGGET

Its time

>>151466602
this is very problematic, AI. where are the asians, where are the mexicans, where are the jeets? why is there only 1 transexual but 3 homosexuals?

>>151466555 (OP)
Commercial free?

>>151466577
Sup, bro

Wentz revenge game today. Skol to my glorious ginger KANG.

Also checking that full house OP.

>>151466643
freeISH

MNF double headers are cringe

>>151466643
Scott Hanson is a liar and a diaper fetishist

>nfl redzone
>commercial free
choose one

My grandpa is using the pressure washer right outside my window

>>151466726
Hint...he wants you to take a fucking shower

>>151466703
I wish I could find the tweet by Jensen Ackles (supernatural) commenting about the cancellation of Arrow, saying how it was a shit show that shouldn't have gone on as long as it should've, and Amell replies "enough about supernatural"

Rammies gonna be 5-2 heading into the bye

>>151466688
We keep getting those diaper fetish commercials

>>151466703
>Advertisements =/= Commercials
Or at least that's what they're trying to convince you of

>>151466726
Tell him to get off your lawn

>>151466838
commercials are definitely worse than banner ads that don't interrupt the broadcast. the big downgrade this year is the side-by-side commercial they do with the broadcast audio muted

>>151466983
And THERE it is

save us from the faguars redzone

>>151467024
kino speghetti owl between two shit teams with shit weather.

>>151467024
0-0 tie chads... this might be it

>>151467024
Yeah, I'm thinking this will be the most enjoyable game in the early slot

>>151467024
10-6 Miami. Calling it now

imagine being the investor who saw "the NFL is going to make money by selling advertisements on their RedZone package, which already is premium-tier expensive" and decided "yes, I have decided to invest in NFL stock due to this decision" GOD I wish I had that kind of money to blow

good afternoon everyone hope you're having a good weekend

>>151467156
Browns will win by a lot

>

>>151467024
O/U on pass attempts?

afternoon slate looking like a snack

wow what a shit slate of noon games. Raiders/Chiefs it is ig

>>151467262
afternoon slate looking like a dessert

Stream doko?

scott hanson has definitely gotten fatter

IT'S TIME

>>151467289
ppv.to
buffsports.io
Sportsurge dot net

>>151467289
Open your mouth

Does Scott Hanson realize he doesn't have to talk like this?

bucs vs clots is the best possible super bowl matchup and it will not happen.

>>151467024
Tua is fucked

>>151467313
You would too if your dream job was getting trashed in front of you, throwing YOU under the bus

Leave Scott alone.

Do you guys think Scott wears a diaper or does he have a catheter?

>>151467315
Danke schon.
>>151467330

>octobox
>only 6 actual games
redzone becomes more fraudulent each season

I cannot wait for that stupid chop to get banned for indian racism or whatever.

OCTOBOX
C
T
O
B
O
X

I HATE ADS

>>151467402
>indian

>>151467440
Please don't be antisemitic

>>151467441
I am a Native American and my tribe is Anglo-Saxon.

Is Cam Ward elite?

>4th and short for Philly
Wallahi the refs will call them for a false start on the cheat push

Tits on the board

I cannot wait for the ass touch qb sneak to be banned.

How come they called a false start on the Steelers tush push but not Philly's?

>>151467156
No way those weather pussies contend in that weather

fooooooomble

Dooble Foomble

>>151467555
Glenn still hasn't learned his lesson.

>>151467527
This is a blue board, retard.

Is Tay at the Chiefs game today?

Caleb is so shit

>>151467551
Rules are only enforced on certain teams at certain points.

>wanted justin fields to have a good season
feels bad man

Rattler vs Gayleb
the face of USA

So Jags are confirmed frauds and Lawrence is a confirmed bust... welcome to the Browns next year?

gayleb is not good.

When Tua beats the Browns today he will cement his legacy

Streaming for anons + VC

discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

>bears
Why

Is it too late for the Saints to coax Brees out of retirement

very zesty game from gayleb thus far

what did caleb do i was watching fox news

I can't even imagine rooting for a team with player like Caleb Williams as my quarterback.
I'd have to just switch teams or just stop watching football altogether. How do Bears fans do it?

>>151467024
good, lets hope Tua slipps and breaks his neck so he retires before having his coach fired because of his shitty play.

Good God, Hurts and Caleb are so bad

>>151467739
keeps bumbling the snap

unironically upset alert for Panthers - Jets

>1930s play by play
kino

>>151467739
Bumbled two snaps and might've hurt his hand

>>151467751
based dumbass

>>151467751
Well, they're black, so

Whats your second screen game?
for me its dolphins browns, i love slop and the reszone is never going to show it

>>151467739
There has been like 4 fumbles in the game already, wet and slippery

>Drake Maye
>one read then tuck it and run
I'm starting to think this semen slurping sport isn't for me anymore

does the jests/panthers games sound like it is out of the early 1900's or is it just my stream

>>151467928
same

>>151467990
No that's on purpose. The league has been doing a bunch of throwback stuff this year

>>151467990
it's like that on both redzone and the regular broadcast

>>151467990
yeah it's kino

>3rd and long conversion against the queefs
>oops nvm, offensive holding
>3rd and long failure for the queefs
>oops nvm, defensive holding

>>151467990
sounds like they're calling the game on their phone

loving the low-quality radio commentary

its getting a little too obvious that they are pushing for a chiefs eagles sb

based queefs death

>>151467990
Yeah wtf is up with that

>>151467928
Saints Bears looks to be a spaghettibowl

>>151468141
script has been there's a year off and then another chiefs eagles owl

Need a stream

cmon geno

>>151467676
would

>>151468195
Scroll up retard

>>151468151
they probably lost audio in the commentary booth and switched to an AM station or something

>>151468141
it's queefs buccaners bowl

Jesus Christ, Wentz

>>151468234
Excuse me?

Funny how the Vikings don't have a NFL caliber QB on their roster despite having two former 1st round picks

>>151468265
he said scroll up retard there's like 3 or 4 streams posted in the thread already jesus

Thoughts?

TITANS DRAGON

That counts as a passing TD lol

This new captcha shit is a pain in the ass

Yeah I think Ward is better than Maye

damn just how shit of a coach could you be

DRAGON

Cam >>>>>>>>> Drake

>>151468346
nah too black

>>151468321
>all symbols with a circle
>diamonds
>gotta type em

>>151468317
>DRAGON
>a 35 yard pass is now a dragon...
go back

>almost no win at the moment
Wtf I was promised a slop bowl

KWABleb

>>151468315
Wish >my team drafted him but I hate >my team so whatever.

>almost no wind at the moment in CLE

I was promised hurricane force winds. Tf is this

>no 0-0 tie
well i don't care about that shitshow anymore

Caleb int

>>151468380
I heard 48 yards

Is UKbro not here to make webbums?

>>151468321
couldn't be me

My Finnies got this

>>151467480
we don't call ourselves "native american", chud

>>151468310
Liar

Have yet to see a single team today that my Bucs wouldn't bootyblast

>>151468444
sent to prison for accurately drawing vinicius

>>151468444
After the last two London games I don't think anyone in England will ever watch the NFL again.

>>151468491
Kek

>>151468447
>paying for a pass

these early window games are all shit

>>151468506
Oh based, there you are

>>151468491
I don't think anyone bothered watching today especially during a Liverpool vs Manchester United match

>>151468506
a bit on the WR ngl

>>151468506
I take solace that >my team didn't waste a No 1 pick on this non-top-25 babby.

man that achane guy is being wasted

push that tush

Justin Fields is truly one of THE quarterbacks in NFL history

what did I miss?

Pete will never bench Geno, they have to be fucking each other or something.

>>151468617
gayleb fumble (recovered) and an INT

>>151468617
Kareem Hunt got hurt and now we're going to hear it from Chiefs fans that they would have won the Superbowl if he didn't get hurt

wtf is this chipmunk voice?

>>151468617
Absolutely nothing.

These games suck. It pains me to say this but the best game of the day is probably gonna be ALCS Game 6 this evening

>>151468617
no kings rally and some college football yesterday

>>151468661
counterpoint - hes just fucking senile

>>151468697
>no kings rally
wut?

What is this formation called

>>151468447
>>151468517
Dorks

>>151468738
The Nash Gash

NINJAAAA

>>151468689
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>151468738
Anus Advance™

THEY CALLED IT?

>>151468738
My mom decided to call me right when this happened. What was the flag?

>>151468617
commercial "free" redzone

>>151468738
the Chris Jones

now they're calling false starts on the bussy bump
what changed?

First one of the day

>>151468698
This.

John Schnieder really deserves a lot more credit for those Seahawk teams.

Pete should’ve been put out to pasture after that 2014 Super Bowl loss

>>151468738
It is called the, "waiting for the fag push to be banned next season," formation.

>>151468661
They are both the same age, so they feel a deep connection

>>151468801
They got the call after the anus advance was run 4 times in a row

>>151466555 (OP)
Dowdle is legit

>>151468781
False start on AJ Brown

>>151468697
>no kings protest
>a rent a protest paid for by billionaires, organized by the Communist Party USA, full of geriatric boomers from retirement communities singing vietnam war protest songs that they rehearsed all week and mentally deranged retards doing cosplay
it sure was something.

'phins can't play in the rain

How the fuck do people watch this? It's like the boomer equivalent of tiktok brainrot.

>>151468310
Oh, very well. I see, thanks.

>>151468852
Oh, neat. Cheatgles are getting what they deserve

>>151468727
no kings rally to protest the democratically elected president acting like a king

>>151468801
To be fair it was a false start on cadence so it was easy to see

>>151468864
based boomers and their reverse-mortgaging

>>151468697
Boomer detected

>>151468738
Having a blacktivist DC

>>151468864
>>151468891
my favorite part is that internationally its called “no tyrants” so as not to offend countries that have kings lmfaooo

this cleveland field is gonna be nothing but mud by halftime

>>151468869
you might just have brain damage

KEK Gayders BTFO hahahahahah

>>151468918
>I'm gonna steal your house you little shit

lol raiders

Lmao that was good

ok that funny

Ok that was good KC

These look like people that are being crushed by a tyrannical king.

>>151468968
>>151468961
shut up

>>151468891
Wut?

eventually gayders will lose 50-0 before half time so we dont have to see mutthomo anymore

I refuse to watch the chiefs so gonna have to watch commercials on the regular games

these teams are so over coached and have zero game flow or rhythm

ELITE defense there

>romo calling another mahomes game
gross

>>151468987
don't participate in their delusions

>>151469001
He shows up a few days earlier for "reasons" too...

niggles punt?

>>151468984
Keep that shit in the general man

which game Mark Sanchez is commenting?

wtf I thought it was going to be apocalypse now in the browns-dolphins game?

>>151469001
more like Tony Homo amiritte?

>>151468984
I don't understad them

>>151469021
I'm surrounded by them at work and in line to become their new boss. Should be interesting.
Also, >pro kickers

>>151469077
How do I find a girl like this

WE WUZ

lell
>>>/wsg/6003907
>>>/wsg/6003907

lol

The NFL should force owners to sell a team if they go more than 5 years without a winning record.

>>151469074
The wet bulb anon needs to apologize

What's a Jalyx

>>151468864
CPUSA isn't one of the organizers, you might be eating lead chips nigga

Could've just paid Darnold

my redskins :)

you can't help but laugh at Minnesota after letting Darnold walk

If only the Kangs had a QB.

lmao that oline

>>151469145
But JJ will lead them to the promise land

>>151469123
I think kangzfags like Flores

>>151469112
kek

K WAB

leroyyyyyy Jenkins

CHIMPOUT

>>151469112
heh nice

bustin benched jej

Late slides like that should be a penalty on the QB.

KWABUSTIN

LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY

>Browns score
>Miami hurt
LMAO

Mike McDaniel is panicking now.

>>151469163
It's a 30% love, 60% hate, 10%nothing relationship for me, personally. Better than Donatell's "bend-don't-break" bullshit, but my fuck, there is a a reason he is a HC.

>>151469199
GAWD damn Jalen Carter

can they please stop cutting to the chiefs raiders game?
i watch redzone so i dont gotta think about how dogshit the raidies are

miami let's a different runner bust all over them every week

>>151469233
That nigga is SO fired

I drafted Judkins then /ffg/ called me stupid for drafting a guy who "wasn't going to play anytime soon" so I dropped him.

Judkins about to feast in a shit weather game

>>151469255
lol

>>151469274
>playing fantasy
>listen to 4chan about anything
you're a double retard, congrats

>>151469199
Can you get that other view they had of Carter running at him?

zutted

cannot believe people like romo

Raiders suck in all geograpical locations

Meth life stadium claims another victim

>>151469310
What's wrong with fantasy?

>>151469325
KWAB that one guy whiffing a tackle and not getting up

>>151469325
they have to fire mike mcdaniel if they lose this game, right?

I do not believe that tyrod taylor is worse than justin fields.

That is a good thing for the Jets

>>151469352
nothing fellow trans friend :)

>>151469362
Titans would probably hire him immediately

How do the medical professionals diagnose a black quarterback with a concussion? They exhibit the symptoms of a concussion every day of their lives.

cleveland recovery on a shitty miami kick return

>>151469391
say it on your main, coward

>the weather'll be an impact
No Scott, dolphins are this bad

McDaniel canned by wednesday

starting to look like gaygay mcsharty's injury will magically be gone next week

wINTz

>>151469391
>how many chicken wings am i holding up

>>151469391
Wow, that's racist

I will never forget what they did to RedZone :(

>>151469452
I'd rather see Brosmer...

>>151469452
has he done enough VR training to be better than wentz?

You guys ever take a Trevor Lawrence so big you feel like you need a nap afterwards?

>>151469460
He just doesn't care lol

>>151469467
nothing has changed

I'm starting to think this Wentz fella isn't very good

If Tom Brady was drafted by the Browns people would have said "What a waste of a 6th round pick that was"

Imagine if Shadeur was drafted by the vikangz...

Are the Dolphins really going to get btfo by the Browns?

>>151469325
my goat quinshon chudkins

please bench this fucking bum GenoCide

>>151469505
No, he would have never won an owl, much less 7, and people would be asking you, right now, "Who the fuck was Tom Brady?"

Rattpack...our boy just got picked off...

>>151469460
hell yea that's what I wanted, and kek now you need another INT webm

Raiders used a top 10 pick on a RB who has 3 carries and doesn't play 3rd downs

>>151469548
he with the rat pack *FAHHHHH*

>>151469547
yes, that's what I said.

>>151469500
2 or 3 companies advertised in week 1, were eviscerated on social media and stopped immediately, it was glorious

>>151469533
>dolphins
black HC
pineapple QB

>browns
white HC
slightly whiter pineapple qb

Is Barkley Madden cursed?

We will never get one, but I sincerely want to know what Pete sees in Geno.

I literally do not understand why he believes geno is a starting QB in this league

scott needs to stop talking

>>151469599
>rain on camera
you just know spaghetti is coming

>>151469586
>>151469618
;_;

>>151469599
Retard shit team can only play in sunny and 75 degree weather kwab

>>151469599
>Here I goooo-ACK!

>>151469599
>ball so clearly pops out
so kino

>>151469533
IT'S TOO COOOOOOOLD

>>151469612
Love to see it

Post players you hope suffer a career ending and/or life threatening injury.

>>151469609
Ok. Agreed then.

>>151469682
joey reddit

>>151469682
2 E Z.

>>151469682
He's never going to win a playoff game, and that's good enough

>Justin Fields is back
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ya im thinkin mcdaniels fish is fried

>>151469722
why do they all make that face

>>151469274
KWAB

holy shit dolphins just fold the franchise

chudkins

This Dolphins defense is SO ass

That juke was sick

getting dominated by the Browns has to be the nail in the coffin for McDaniels

Mike McDaniel, welcome to ___________!

how the fuck are the kangz still in the game lol

Another this week?

zutted

>shit weather
>shit run defense
Yea its studkins time

>>151469748
He looks like a crypto bro from r/wsb

James 'Big Games' Franklin for Dolphins HC

>>151469789
The Orlando Storm or whatever they're called before they go bankrupt

>>151469789
Eagles as OC

Is mahomes going to rush for a 1000 yd this year?

>>151469789
Penn State.

>>151469789
I dunno if I even want him as OC for my 'skins anymore

why does brady call it the “red area” instead of the redzone?

>>151469811
no one deserves that

>>151469847
It's sponsored by Red Area Tampons

>>151469811
>yfw he drafts Poo Allar with their FRP

>>151469325
damnit

>>151469325
>Dolphins are gonna poach Chris Shula from the Rams
grim

>Jamal Adams is still in the league
His LSU time was awesome

>>151469931
Wasn't his dad one of the worst nepo coaches of all time?

He's ALMOST got the flu

butterfingers

>>151469961
ya the raidies use him at LB he can still thump

>>151469962
You mean don? hell yes he was.

You can hear the bang bang bang in the Cleveland game lol

I would feel bad for McDaniel if he didn’t look like such an insufferable prick

>>151469599
they are just sabotaging mcdaniels for sure... poor guy.

It is a bit peculiar that mutthomes and the queefs get all of their "hard" games at home...

I genuinely like Cam Ward. Shame he's in Tenn

>crosby faking a leg injury for the second straight season
just trade this fucking wigger already

>>151470014
>Best game of last season
>The previous TNF game was the best game of this season so far

Why are AFC North games so kino?

>>151469672
How do we fix this?

BYU has played nobody
loses to TT and Cincy and maybe UCF
GT beat clemson who is dogshit and plays no one until UGA

neither team makes a bowl game in the SEC

>>151469789
Washington as OC cause Kliff might accept a HC job next season.

>>151470073
if playing in the afc east hasn't made you weather tough nothing will

what's for lunch?

>>151470077
wrong thread
Cincy wins BIG12 btw

>>151470119
I already ate 2 burgers

>>151470119
chicken tendies and a burrito

>>151470014
Wasnt that the fucking game where they were banging on that fence and you could hear it the whole fucking game

>>151470105
kek Kliff could go to Miami and McDaniel go to DC

>>151470119
One big ahh beef and bean burrito

>>151470077
BYU has the angel Moroni protecting them.
They will go undefeated.

>>151470165
Unless Miami is getting a new qb I don't think Kliff would want to work with a noodle arm'd qb

>>151470160
yeah it was the one and only time TNF has done a good job of picking up crowd audio and it was the only thing you could hear

>>151470073
Leave Florida, it makes everyone weak and retarded

>>151470119
I'm intermittent fasting and only eat in the evenings.

>>151470175
you can say ass here zoomer.

Draco May

DEEP TO BOOTY

>>151470228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQMsLAIqtmU

BOOTY

Should the Commanders have drafted Drake Maye?

Maye be good

Vrabel getting his revenge

>Raiders have three chances to intercept and can't do it

They are trash

>Tits Secondary
Am laffin

the saints are terrible jesus

>>151470201
Tua out and they bring him home

>>151470301
not only that but the chiefs just get to cut block at will with 0 repercussions and 2 of their 3 TDs were when they went to 4th down and got a phantom flag

>>151470283
Nah, love JD5 so many games last year won off his back alone.

>>151470221
Why? If you’re doing the 18 hour fast thing then just skip breakfast. Lunch at noon, dinner before six

>>151470253
can anybody explain me this new /pol/ meme?

>>151470329
that was such an easy looking throw. smooth as hell

>>151470221
does it work? did you lose any weight?

Can the Jets go 0-17? That would be so fucking funny

Bearsfags and Chiefsfags are going to be insufferable all week after beating up on shit teams

>>151470343
Yeah I saw that, they are taking out the opposition's best players, no consequences whatsoever

great league, Goddell.

>>151470365
The Jest will win a couple of meaningless late season games to fuck up their draft position

>>151470355
pole finally read the quran
turns out muhammad likes backshots

>>151470201
They should put Ewers in. he's shown he's capable in spots at Mexas.

>>151470343
Doesn't get called all the time but if that guy doesn't at least get fined I'm gonna be pissed

>>151470355
zutted

>>151470352
Lol, what the fuck happened with Geno

go pats

what are we drinking?

>>151470461
living the life

>>151470407
>>151470365
They'll just pull a Jest and get Moore or LaNorriss.

>>151470461
depression is a hell of a drug

>8 yards since the opening drive
Christ above, Hurts is bad

>>151470461
comfy
looks like my old apartment

>>151470483
Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite. Its that time of year again and I love it!

>>151470483
girl pee

>>151470461
Ypipo are so gross.

Youngbros, we're so back

>>151470483
water with lemon. no more kidney stones

>>151470483
oil

>>151470457
Nothing, look at xheattle with fuckin' darnold. Some coaches just know QBs.

>>151470461
Are you eating a raw potato like an apple?

Panthers just took an insurmountable lead.

>>151470513
gayleb get off your phone

>>151470570
i had a friend that would do that

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>delay of game
They are killing McDaniels at halftime

>>151470570
Looks like he mightve used it as a pipe

>>151470510
And a serious DC, a non-DEI GM, and being in a non-shithole state

>>151470570
making a weed pipe out of it

>>151470461
i see chore boy by the peanuts
stop smoking crcack

>>151470352
And a 3rd rounder. bad idea

DOINK

LOLPHINS

DOINK

ninja

ha

>>151470570
I do that, but the potato is cooked and I sprinkle some seasoning on it before each bite.

>>151470461
unironically been there w/ Miller Lite. shit times bros...

>>151470647
DOINK

god I hate that ref that EMPHASIZES which TEAM the penalty is on

holy fuck the dolphins cannot function

>POOA
POOA
>POOA
POOA
>POOA
POOA
>POOA
POOA

Ninjabros...WTF!!! The refs just took one from us!

>>151470716
I hate that refs exist

Why do the dolphins exist

>>151470483
gonna see if I can make it through an NFL Sunday without drink-
Killian's Irish Red in about 10 minutes.

Bros I am actually crying with laughter. The Dolphins are so bad

tyrod Taylor wasn't playing bad, why is fields back in?

>>151470716
i like it *points aggressively*

jesus christ what happened to the dolphins, a few years ago they were a playoff contender now they are like bottom 3

>>151470738
Meth mostly

fucking hate waiting for this every sunday then the dolphins exist and ruin it for me

>>151470752
>the penalty is on.... the........ D E F E N S E
he wants to be a main character

>Raiders have run 14 plays
>Chiefs have 21 first downs
LMFAO

>>151470647
The other QB is Justin Fields

>Browns are the worse team in the NFL
Hold my beer

>>151470641
that's loose leaf tobacco

>>151470753
not going for the all time single points record broke the locker room

>>151470774
>Stefanski won 2 cotys being mid as fuck

>>151470738
Saw a pod of dolphins at the beach two days ago. Cool to see

lol

>>151470793
coty is a shit award. always goes to the coach of an obviously fraudulent team that has a better record than expected

HE WITH THE RAT PACK!
FAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Glenn not even bothering to try the FG
HAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHH

>>151470738
Because pre unification the NFL used to hold it's runner up bowl the week after the Championship Game in Miami every year, and despite the teams not wanting to play in it and calling it the "Toilet Bowl" the game always sold out. That led to the AFL realizing they deserved an expansion team.

is there a more pathetic franchise than the jests

>watching multiple players I had on my daily fantasy team but removed in favor of others ball out
Every fucking week. Why do I do this to myself?

>jests
>bustin fields

NEW
>>151470807
>>151470807
>>151470807
>>151470807

NEW
>>151470807
>>151470807
>>151470807
>>151470807

Why do the jests exist

>>151470862
you saw that YouTube video too?

>>151470753
Tua

>>151470865
There were zero human footprints on the moon when the Jets last won or even played in an Owl

>>151470898
Yes but I knew the reason before

>>151470862
>>151470898
What video

>>151470716
kek, i pointed this out to my dad one game 5 or 6 years ago and he's hated it ever since too.

>>151470765
>eugghhh le main character
Stop with the redditisms, they are so fucking gay