Thread 151467668

The Poop Bowl in Cleveland.
1pm on CBS
The field is made of poop.
Coach Primate's son might play today.

What's everybody eating?
Trying tostadas for thr first time.

a game so terrible no one even bothered to make a thread
the hot seat bowl
the dysfunction bowl
the who wants it less bowl
the left handed hawaiian child abuse victim qb bowl
all in the lake effect rain and wind
draft season can't come soon enough

>>151467915
Yeah I assumed somebody would make one beforehand. If it wasn't raining, I wouldn't watch.

Which players or coaches would you like to see suffer career ending, quality of life reducing injuries today?

Bahamaschizo eternally btfo

damn i thought that was a pick

Time to get shitfaced and watch the Dolphins lose another heart breaker

horrible refball

HE DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM

>>151468170
This woman used to beat Dillon's ass. I would love to get beaten by her

Leroy Jenkins

>>151467876
Better not be Taco Hell

>>151468060
It would be cathartic if Tyreek Hill fell down a well

>>151468295
Homemade tostadas with ground beef and homegrown onions, lettuce, beans and peppers.

let Shadeur cook

Is he fired if they lose?

>>151468239
which one's the woman?

>>151468399
He looks like a porn director

>>151468441
A sleazy jew? ya

We got this bros

>>151468403
This luscious mommy

>stick a banana in their tailpipe

WTF ??? can the announcer say that?

>>151468789
why what's wrong with that? I really didn't get the context though.

>>151468518
anon competing for the 2028 US olympic downbad team
>>151468501
miamians are either sleazy or foreign or sometimes both

are there actually browns fans?

Eating some of these. Pretty good

How do they always make kick returning look so hard?

>>151468789
that sounds really gay.

Imagine this mommy pegging you. My bussy is ready

>>151469067
reminder that most plays from scrimmage start with a quarter back sticking is hand under another man's ass

Gabriel's got to be the luckiest QB in the league

>>151468895
We exist. The Browns Backers Worldwide is actually the biggest international fan organization

>>151468789
ill show you a banana in MY tailpipe

>>151468789
It is a common practice to compost bananas in tailpipes

why are the reffies helping us, feels weird
BASED CHUDKINS

Is nobody mad about that terrible pi call?

Fuck this gay earth

how did losing tyreek singlehandedly dismantle the dolphins

ahahahahah minkah injured too, fuck you for killing chubb you faggot

>>151468895
they have the largest nfl fanbase they're just too ashamed to admit it in public

>>151468518
pineapple mommy

>>151469364
>>151469176

https://youtu.be/13HpAc3f_qs?si=-9Pe2ZHRBcX3HDSh

Miami ruining my Brownies draft stock with this shit performance

why are you running BALL IN ONE HAND in the POURING RAIN?

God man its only a BLACK PERSON thats do something that stupid.

>>151469232
Only snowflake chuds

Mendoza season. Hopefully Tua gets heemed and retires

What are some good Browns themed foods?

that's a weak call. that's the purpose of the play you think the qb still has the ball

It's been one week since you looked at me

>>151469587
It's insane how soft this sport has become. They give the QB and offense so many advantages and they still struggle because every other QB is some dumb fuck nigger

Shadeur sighting

>>151469687
>>151469439

Based racists
Keep it coming.

Based wildcat formation

Kevin Stefanski looks like a prostate massage device engineer and spokesman for prostate massage

lerrrrrrroyyyy Jenkins

what is the funniest outcome of this game? total tua death?

dolphins may have one of the worst defenses of all time

definitely top 10

this game is gonna cost us mendoza and simpson, isn't it

Stefanski finally listened to me
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150958246/#150958587

>>151467668 (OP)
Dolphins just can't handle the meat package

>unlike your Mother

>>151469829
If I were on my other laptop I'd take the ban with the "pic"

>>151469265
BASED
A
S
E
D

FUCK THE STEELERS!! AND FUCK FORMER STEELERS!

>>151469829
qrd?

>>151467668 (OP)
crazy to think that coming into this game the Dolphins could easily be 5-1. Watch the tape

It took the Browns this long to realize they should ground and pound with Judkins.

im losing in fantasy
my bet for under total rush yards for browns is already busted
my girlfriend is nagging me about going to her gay best friend’s birthday party
i have work tomorrow and a bunch of shit went down friday afternoon thats now my problem
AND my dolphins are losing

fuck man.

DO YOU WANNA DIE?

>>151469585
Pierogis and a Polish boy. Kielbasa on a bun with barbecue sauce, coleslaw, and fries.

shame games with these conditions will be a thing of the past when the new stadium is eventually built.

>>151469909
>my girlfriend is nagging me about going to her gay best friend’s birthday party
stop being a whiny bitch faggot if you have a gf

>>151469909
Be here now, friend

>>151469888
fagalytics bros need to get with the times and realize the running game is becoming relevant again. plus >our dogshit tackles are slightly less dogshit run blockers than they are pass protectors

>>151469886
hope solo arrested for beating the shit out of a family member while drunk also she posted her vag

>>151469909
Talk about your fantasy team. People will leave you alone. Unlike the racist option, it shouldn’t piss off the old lady. Then browse this thread.

Welp here comes the crash, the Browns will lose 24-17

Bojorquez finna have a 70 yard punt here

Best starting chance for the Dolphins here

Who received the opening kickoff?

>>151470324
Browns

>>151469829
God I'm hungry

looks like the dolphins line is purposely letting people get to tua

revenge for his comments??

>dolphins let tua get hit back to back plays with 0 pressure against the browns
>achane immediately runs for a first down for all the lost yards after
KEK they really hate this motherfucker it shows

>>151470431
>>151470471
QRD? What did he do?

Field goal in my bussy

>>151470505
said players weren't showing up for player only meetings when he meant position video review meetings getting needless heat on an already struggling team when he's the leadership and one of the captains and paid 212m and the biggest problem outside of grier and mcdaniel on the team
starts to get to the other players eventually
tua has been on the phins half a decade.

>>151470505
was talking shit about how players come late to meetings and don't show up to players only meetings. then had to walk it back and apologize and blamed it on the media misconstrues things

DOINK
DOINK
DOINK
DOINK

DOINK!
DOINK!
>needless penalty with a minute left
oh this is going to be fun to watch how tua fucks this up

DOINK

>TUA MISSING A SHIT SNAP AND FALLING ON IT AFTER THE DOINK AND THE PENALTY TO SAVE IT
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha CLOCK IS RUNNING HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO DUMB I LOVE YOU RETARDED PHINS

(d)OINK

>unnecessary contact to the snapper
They're just making shit up now. This league is a fucking pussy ass soft joke.

your halftime plans?

>>151470735
refs are just trolling the phins like always, they penalized sieler earlier in the year when he was IN MID AIR and couldn't stop himself and happened to bump the kicker, he didn't tackle the kicker, he didn't try to hit him, but he's the evil bad man

bullshit

Unnecessary contact to the whippersnapper

>>151470760
Shoplifting from Goodwill

>>151470760
packing for a trip im taking to salem MA for halloween.

>>151470909
...mahomes aren't you supposed to be getting ready to play another half of football?

As much as this game isn't that inserting at least I not in the chiefs and raiders game thread

I'm starting to think tv ads are subtle torture designed to ensure compliant populations.

>browns player gave the coach rabbit ears
kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK HOLY SHIT PERFECT
FIRE CHRIS GRIER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PERFECT START TO THE HALF AHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS TEAM

20 POINTS

too easy

Browns finally score more then 20 points in a game, Rapture incoming.

Somebody has to be getting fired this week, right?

20 points!!! WOOOOOOO OPEN UP THE BEER FRIDGES!!!

Turnthaballova

>>151471420
tua

>>151471420
The only one that needs to really be fired is Chris Grier and he's 100% not going anyfuckingwhere.
No it has nothing to do with the flores lawsuit either. MAYBE Mcdaniel gets fired which is even fucking worse considering GRIER SHOULDNT GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT *AGAIN*

>>151471420
Paul DePodesta hopefully.

>>151471484
they can't afford to fire him, i'd make him play every snap, defense and offense

kek the dolphins must be utter shit to be getting blown out by a team with zero firepower

wait a minute why is miami losing if bahamafag isn't in the thread? was there a hurricane this week?

show the penalty

mcdaniel will be a terrific offensive coordinator hire for somebody. please don't be the niggles

the absolute state of the miami dolphins

>>151471721
the bahamastranny died, the only appearances of him this season are anons trolling via vpn.
the phins are cursed by a lot more than that tranny
>>151471776
you and I both know there wasn't one for 99% of the flags on both teams today.
the flag is they were fucking up the refgang's bets.

>>151471818
browns need a OC ;)

Imagine being the first team the Browns score 20+ on in 10 consecutive games.

Can Miami trade Waddle and Achane or something

>>151471830
>the phins are cursed by a lot more than that tranny
yeah it all started with building joe robbie on a cursed indian burial mound

>>151471818
he should've been OC for the phins.
he's not a leader of men.
>>151471849
Tua is a very giving QB.
...to other teams.

>>151471877
that went away long ago, the curse of the grier is way stronger bad mojo than any dead injuns.

>how the fuck are the Browns up 18
>look at the statline
>Dilon Gabriel 5-7 55 yds
>Tua 6-14 and 1 int

Do I even want to know how awful this game is to watch

>>151471885
doesn't help that his gm and qb are inept retards, but he swore by that qb so he kinda brought it on himself. he'll learn from this and get another hc opportunity some day, but he needs a few years as an oc to recharge the batteries and rebuild his image

>>151472046
For me has been like the average game of the lolphins in those past two yeas.

>>151472046
It's a Running game and the dolphins have infinite penalties. It's decent if your a browns fan.

>>151472046
Clowns aren't capable of getting to 20 without the other side hammering rounds into their feet all game so if they have 24 already that tells you it's awful

>>151472076
He didn't draft the qb and he knows better to throw his own players under the bus infront of the media (unlike tua with his teammates lmao)

>>151471836
if we fire the polack and get a defensive hc, absolutely give me mcdaniel

>>151472076
I don't think I asked for vodka opinions. Kill yourself. If you want to be useful kill chris grier you fucking kiked out faggot.

>>151472216
yeah i'd be pissed too if my team just got humiliated by the iowa hawkeyes of the nfl

>Destroy a once-proud and winning franchise
>Blame it all on le black coach and gm
>keep driving the franchise into the ground cuz soccer and F1 give me more shekels anyway

>barely make 4th and 1
>lose 3 yards next play
kek
>>151472346
Pissed? About the phins losing? Kek yeah ok newfag
No, you brown third worlders shouldn't be allowed in nfl threads. You should stick to things more your speed like /lgbt/ and soccer threads.

this is probably mcdaniel final game as head coach.

>>151472405
>brown
your soft floridian ass wouldn't last a month in our trve white man's winter

>>151472447
Ross dies or sells the team is the only way this shit gets fixed

Source: Fins have been shit all my life.

>>151467668 (OP)
What kind of trade package could the Dolphins get for Achane? Im thinking 2 firsts and a second

>>151472447
when it should be grier's last day as a breathing "person"
Mcdaniel isn't even the issue as much as I don't like him. Tua isn't. It is a symptom of the main problem. Grier.
>>151472527
You will never be human.

>>151472405
Leave russiabro alone. Dude knows his stuff and hates Art Modell. Unlike you, you cock chugging commie. Don’t you have a no kings protest to service behind a dumpster?

>>151472556
>when it should be grier's last day as a breathing "person"
It's just a kids game anon, calm down.

Running the play clock down every snap down 18 lol. This team is completely checked out

>>151472621
I know you're a subhuman brownoid so you don't understand but football isn't for you. Stick to soccer threads like that faggot should.
>>151472624
So what you're saying is he should hang from a tree outside the stadium? Got it.

Kek Delpit kneels for the injury and then gets goaded into dancing by his teammate

>>151472527
and you wouldnt survive our summers. Im at home in the swamps with the mosquitos. Humidity to me is nothing but a nice warm hug. I am Florida Man

Where will McDaniel be coaching next year?

>>151472763
that'll be a 10k fine + tip
>>151472778
His "son's" little league team.

just had a very painful, wet, humid poo during the entirety of the dolphins drive.

AMA

>>151472688
Listen, I know the lead water in Flint hurt your socioeconomic factors growing up, but you gotta get more new material.

>>151472778
Birmingham Stallions

>>151472776
congrats on having that in common with the sub-saharans, i'll take my snow kino

>>151472688
>subhuman brownoid
the majority of any nfl team so why do you even watch?

that was gabriel's best throw as a brown so far, poetic that it was dropped

>>151472879
>>151472919
>>151472960
you're brown

>>151473013
Imagine if we had a Chase and Higgins.

>>151472960
They're there to entertain me like zoo monkeys, and I'm there to provide everything for them. They should be grateful I'm watching.

>>151473017
and you're gay.

>>151473017
Says the dude who lives in a Miami. Black and Brown heaven. I’ll take my Slavic white city.

just had a very intrusive and compulsive thought about how large the players cocks must be.

Everytime Dillon has a nice play something retarded happens lol

Gabriel looks better than passable today

>>151473164
gay

>>151473146
>lives in a Miami
kek
>black and brown heaven
we didn't ask about your favorite discord
>slavic white city
KEK

>>151473164
CLEVELAND
L
E
V
E
L
A
N
D

there is a legit gloryhole on the visitor side 3rd deck mens bathroom at hard rock stadium

source: saw it myself (did not put anything into the hole)

>>151473222
hop off the man's cock for a second and realize he's playing the Dolphins

>>151473035
you either need a qb that elevates his wrs or vice versa, in our case they're just bringing each other down. and the coach is no kyle shanahan either, he might be the only guy who could've made chicken salad out of this chicken shit. i was optimistic about the wr room after the preseason, but jeudy has regressed hard, thrash and bond are nowhere to be found and tillman was inconsistent until he got hurt. in hindsight only a top 10 qb or a top 3 coach could've made it work

You know I think after careful consideration I am not a fan of Chris Grier or his ability to draft players or curate said players after drafting.

>>151473164
youd be surprised, i played juco football and some of the biggest guys had tiny little peckers. specially the wide recievers, had ones that were legit horizontal with their body and didnt hang

>>151473377
Cincy and the Browns need to fuse.

>>151473222
this game is the chance for him to built his confidence up a little bit. i thought it was out the window due to the weather forecast, but he's looked alright in the second half

>>151473164
I have the same thoughts about how big and strong they are, and that there would be nothing I could do to stop them from having their way with my wife. Go Bills btw

>>151473164
huge bills fan btw, just clicking around the channels

>>151473377
>>151473472
here anon let me help you find your spot >>151016723

>>151473472
The Browns had the choice to take a bye after that London game, they decided to not only not take the bye but face a Steelers team IN PITTSBURG coming off of a bye.

>>151473565
probably expected flacco or pickett to still be starting

>>151473359
>(did not put anything into the hole)

This is the only part I don't believe

>>151473222
Gabriel was always a low ceiling decent floor QB, he's not the guy but he can be a game manager.

>>151473359
why not take a chance bro

Pooa

>>151473359
this game isn't at hard rock though anon

>>151473164
Especially the big Black linemen. I'd love to have a group of them have their way with me

>>151473541
tell (((them))) to unban us from international sports then, i miss my biathlon and ski jumping kino

>>151473164
extremely gay post

>>151473687
no he's Rattatua Turndaballovah now after ratting his team out this last week.

>>151473622
Either way it was dumb going in to pittsburg.

>>151473688
It's at Hard Cock Stadium

AND THATS THE GAME kek
>grier will still have a job after today
>grier will be able to trade away guys like waddle for change

safety incoming

sad

Fire tua

Mason Graham is great

UH OH STINKY

final score probably 38-6

this is mcdaniel final week as coach.

>>151473806
no, way fucking worse kek
>>151473832
They legit can't, they have too much cap in him the next 2 years. Only way would be to get a team to take him and HAAHAHAHAHAHHA NOPE

kek, our coconut really has a supercomputer brain compared to pooa

TUA TURNDABALLOVA

>>151467668 (OP)
okay Ive seen enough. The Tua/McDaniel experiment has officially failed. I will no longer be defending either of them as Ive done for years.

RIP Bahamafag

this starts a 8+ win streak for the Browns, digits confirm

who needs a quarterback when you can just run it?

someone post webms of the pooa ints

>>151473961
The winning streak comes after the Patriots(Who they will lose to)

>>151473882
Meanwhile I'd take McDaniel as a coach for another 3-5 years if it meant Grier gone right now this second. I can't even be mad at him on half this shit anymore. He's a retard and so is tua but holy fuck fuck Chris Grier.
>>151473945
Grier experiment*
GRIER.

$250 million plus tax and tip. Mahalo

>rat your entire team out
>have the worst game of your entire life
Tua won't leave the locker room alive

Holy kek

FUCKING BENCH HIM ALREADY

take this pooa bum out the game!

ANOTHER FUCKING INTERCEPTION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU CHRIS GRIER
>>151474115
I saw him called rattatua earlier this week and it is my new favorite thing he's rattatua turndaballova now.

tua on pace for a NFL record 7 INT game

This is just sad

quinn ewers time

I think Tua got hyped up and people patted themselves on the back for supporting a brown guy with an ooga booga Island name. This is the post nut clarity hitting. "Racists" have the same clarity early on and don't waste time with performative outrage over racism. Racism wins.

TURNDABALLOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAA!

Miami we can give you Shedeur

did bahamafaggot kill himself

>>151474294
"I AM OUT" said the Bahama fag

Most enjoyment I've had watching the browns since that Steelers snow game last season.

tua is averaging an INT per every 5 attempts. given 8 minutes remaining, he will likely get about 12 attempts.

hes on pace for 5 or 6 ints

>>151474262
literally made an entire career off one fucking half of football, he never played well in another big college game after that, just statpadded against the citadel and mississippi state while throwing to an all-world receiver corps. mac jones mogged the fuck out of him in his only year starting

>>151474262
>The "post nut clarity" was the hip injury in alabama. He should never have been drafted.
>>151474294
He died last season, it has only been vpn trolls this season (not joking)

>this guy will still have a job with the phins after today
>people will talk about firing mcdaniel or tua and not grier all week
>nothing will happen

>>151474262
tua love crested on the wave of anticolonialist sentiment in hawaii as discussed in the white lotus season 1

Tua was never great but he was never this horrible, is CTE fucking him up that badly?

given ints per attempts, tua on any given pass play has a 9% chance to throw a pick.

>>151474514
True

>>151474514
I legit don't know a single dolphin fan irl that wanted the guy. None. Zero. All of us tried to "be happy" with him but no one I know thought it was a good idea to hire a broken qb from alabama. Especially when your coach and Dan Marino don't want him.
The only people I've ever seen support tua are all online.

>>151474209
They are hoping he takes a hit and literally die on the field so they can take the insurance option to pay off his massive contract

The Browns are NOT the most absolutely pathetic franchise in the league right now, I'm so happy. I haven't gotten to watch any of it, but how does Judkins look? Is he really gonna be able to fill the void?

>>151474599
Ok I am not clear on this one, will the insurance pay out if he gets heemed to death on field?

>ewers sent in almost picked immediately
ALMOST ANOTHER PICK HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHA STOP THIS FUCKING GAME

Is Mike McDaniels fired yet?

almost another, this is too much fun

>>151474650
>how does Judkins look
Best RB in the AFC North.

>Benched

McFag just signed his pink slip

>>151474524
unironically his injury last year probably permanently fucked him up. he hasnt been good since

kek they're still trotting him out and he still throws it at defenders' hands, this is just cruel and unusual atp

>>151474705
I'll take it, hell yeah.

this may be the worst performance ive seen in many years from a single team.

dolphins look inept

>>151474726
I think he got a concussion this season when he got that blind hit also.
The guy was never the answer though.
>>151474742
hey blind subhuman, that was shitty ewers that threw that almost pick.

This is a job losing tier game

>>151474742
lol nevermind, they finally took him out back

>>151474742
that's Quinn ewers though

NFL needs to allow a team to concede. this is meaningless, ugly football. the game is done


every other sport allows refs to call the game if it is non competitive. Boxing, UFC, WWE, baseball (mercy rule), Tennis, etc….

genuine question, why do teams even continue playing when the gap in scores is this big and theres like only a few minutes left in the last quarter

McFag with those shades on looks like a has-been boomer talking about where da hoes at? old man in the club vibes

dumb zigger

>>151474834
because the scrubs get a chance to play for a roster spot

>>151474791
sadly not for chris grier
who is the one person that should be fired on this team.
>>151474834
Well in this case it is actual NFL snaps for shitty ass ewers. So you can see how bad he is too.

McDaniel knows he done so he did a final "fuck you" by benching Tua
Good riddance, I cant wait till hes gone

absolutely zutted

get shedeur in the game to hand the ball off too to throw the ghetto monkeys a bone
>>151474784
i put redzone on the main screen, could've sworn it came out of the qb's left hand

Why not put Coach Primate's son out there now?

>>151474650
>how does Judkins look?

like a strong young buck

>Is he really gonna be able to fill the void?

If you're referring to my wife's pussy, yes absolutely.

Go Bills btw

>>151474917
It doesn't work if the substitute is even more ass.

Phins should take a page out of the Browns and pull the Deshaun Watson strategy of keeping Tua in the game regardless of how he's playing until he catastrophically injures himself

>>151474992
10% chance he gets heemed by sieler not worth it.

>DG Throws nice pass that hits recievers in the hands
>They drop it
This has happened 3-4 times this game.

>>151474753
You're completely wrong though, you dont know ball and you're making yourself look silly.

The worst performance in many years from a single team was in week 1. Against the Colts. I can't remember who they were playing but God it was fucking awful

Is this a historically bad offensive performance by a professional nfl team?

Imagine a John Wick vs Michael Vick movie

>>151475105
That's happened every game this season

>>151475137
IDK but the raiders looked like this today

>>151474753
Didn't the Broncos let the Dolphins score 70 on them recently?

ewers just threw a hospital ball to waddle

>waddle down
KEK
fuck you chris grier I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.

>>151474886
someone in this thread said he hates art modell so he gets a pass

>tyreek gone
>tuas brain is now liquid after one too many concussions
are we back in the dark ages finbros

Now the Browns are just killing the Dolphins players.

>>151467668 (OP)

>Waddle is kill

1 -16 szn loading for the Dolphins. Time to embrace the suck lads. Try to enjoy the ride because its only going to get way worse.

>>151475209
and it may send waddle to the hospital
>>151475215
all ross has to do is fire grier and the pain begins to secede

kevin, take out all the important starters right fucking now

>>151475215
>are we back in the dark ages
When have you not been in the dark ages? Dan Marino 300 years ago?

>waddle dead

fuck ross

>>151475269
2023 was a marginal improvement

>>151475247
what kind of fucking retard thinks this

>>151475183
Can't have a white guy shooting a black guy. If they cast a white man as Michael Vick, and a black guy as John Wick, then it would be a brave, triumphant movie for black people.

>>151475191
>3 1st downs
>96 total yards
>17:52 TOP

>>151475191
Hey, it's the first game of the season that Geno didn't throw an interception lol

Pooa seriously had 3 more picks?

>>151475215
Dark ages till we find the next QB, which is never easy for any team.

Myles Garret has a dorky Shrek face with a herculean body. Doesn't really have a chin.

I've been drinking prebiotic sodas.

>>151475436
kombucha mogs

>>151467668 (OP)
Great throw by Ewers. Make him QB1 ROS

Browns stadium playing all the boomer rock jams

>>151475436
ive been drinking Liquid death

>>151475468
Yeah that's good too. I'm just trying the different flavors. Spiced apple cider is really good

>>151475468
kombuchapill me, anon, I've been yogurtmaxxing for a few months and my shits have never been more consistent. is it possible to go even further beyond?

>>151475513
fuck no, make tua play behind this trash line and die behind it
I want grier to watch that faggot die.

>>151475575
Get into fecal implants

>>151475575
try kombucha and greek yogurt. does wonders for your gut

>>151475575
Pint of kefir a day (POKAD)

rare O lineman reception

GG, but not really

>waller got hurt, waddle got hurt
kek

GG slow but no autism in the game thread

>barely 200 yards of offense
>still put up 31 points
KWAB

>>151475993
Well when Tua is the most accurate QB in the league when throwing to his ancestors or the other team.