Thread 151467807

>bullshit call leads to a gayleb interception
my condolences bearsfags lmao

One of the worst calls of the season
>throws int right after

Alright, Gayleb Williams has looked like ass for 4 weeks now. I can admit it. Thank god we can steal a win against this shit Saints team while Ben Johnson helps him figure it out. Much more of this I'm gonna be calling for Tyson Bagent

The White Man Marches On

>>151468376
Nothing like playing two teams at once.

>>151468461
Bait used to be believable

My aggies would bootyblast both these shit teams

what is that fuck ugly vmh patch?

Rattler isn’t NFL material

>>151468666
Even in death, she haunts the team

>>151468666
Dead owner. Notoriously awful. She also hated alternate jerseys, so we're not wearing them this season

Why are bears so comfee

I'm ok with a Zesty QB

They dont call it the windy city for no reason ha ha ha

Time for Gayleb to have one good throw then fuck up again

>>151468666
The mccaskey can't help but reminds the fans why this organization sucks.

>>151468821
Followed by a false start and a 2 yard run

One, two!
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at the morning drivin' rain
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas
But it's all right, I'm jumpin' jack flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas
But it's all right, I'm jumpin' jack flash
It's a gas, gas, gas (oh)
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled
Yeah, yeah
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a spike right through my head
My, my, yeah
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas
But it's all right, I'm jumpin' jack flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas

GO BEARS

Love Ben Johnson LGBTQ+ hoodie, where you can buy it?

How dogshit is the Commanders defense? My Saints are stout this afternoon.

>>151468853
I genuinely dont know how the stones got as big as they did. All of their music is just bad.

>>151468915
Commanders in general arent a great team. They came crashing down this year.

VISIONS OF DEVIN HESTER AT RB
NO PLS NO

Saints need to draft Reuben Bain or Peter Woods in the 1st Round next season. We need a good young pass rusher badly.

This game is a fucking circus

>>151468474
>hey wait a minute, this isn’t cock flavored!

I refuse to call it the red river rivalry

>>151469342
I never realized that it wasn't called the shootout anymore until a few days ago

lol Gordon got him with that Charles Olivera takedown

Stop letting Alvin Kamara pass block, please.

Rattler is terrible lmao

Free hugs for Rattler!

What the fuck was that?

How was that roughing the passer?

Is rattler blind lol wtf

Refs get the fucking rope

these roughing the passer penalties are fucking faggy

>Zebras are fags
what else is new?

Don't you dare to tackle RATTLER

This is easily Rattler's worst game this season. Actual fucking nightmare fuel.

niggerfaggot refs
fuck you rattbitch

Man this defense is eating the aints alive

Damn saints.
The bears defense has been garbage, how are you letting them feast like this?

YOINK

Does anyone else feel like Da Bears are already overachieving this year? They really should be worse. They have no star players

not even absolute dogshit ref calls can bail out this shitter

That was nice defense

What the fuck is it with the refs calling weak ass roughing penalties? That's two games in a row

>>151469557
We need games like this to remind Mickey Loomis that he can't quickly turn this team around and has to commit to a rebuild.

Did the Saints draft Rattler thinking they’d get a competent Kyler Murray clone?

>almost throw int
>make sure you throw one the next pass
what a retard

>>151469574
Not like the Saints are elite this year either

>>151469574
Odunze would like to have a word

>>151469574
we WILL finish 8-9
been saying this since before the season

>>151469622
He's a fucking 5th round pick. Anything above a mediocre backup is great.

>>151469593
Setting precedent, for when they REALLY fuck a team over late in the season/in the postseason.
Big payday for the refs coming

>rattler nearly throws a pick or fumbles every play this drive
>keep dialing up pass plays
At a certain point the coordinator has to take some responsibility

>>151469525
I feel sad for the Saints fans who started watching when Drew Brees was their QB.

Based

>>151469657
Especially only down 6

why does alvin kamara want to stay on this team again?

Nice!

BEARDOWN

>>151469574
Not really, Ben Johnson is a fucking wizard who has people open on every single play.
If the players could pull their weight, the bears would be playoff contenders.

With how he is scheming, the bears are underachieving. A halfway competent team would be stomping everyone

>>151469725
You can't deny his passion

This defense is insane

This saints offense is so bad

Holy shit Chicago calm down murder is illegal.

>>151469622
They fell for the mutt QB meme. I bet the front office legitimately thought they drafted the next Mahomes

>>151469879
not in chimpcongo

This is good for the soul
I’m flying so high watching this defense

>>151469889
Once again, he was a 5th round pick.

I'm actually feeling optimistic.

DA BEARS

Dennis Allen wants blood

>>151469899
Those are rookie numbers compared to new orleans.

2018 vibes

DITKA

Based Zesty killed two corners lmfao

If the Bears had even an average offense they'd be playoff contenders

Fuck, that was a terrible pass.

If bagent was playing they'd be up 30-0

>>151470061
>it was never about converting the down
>it was about sending a message.

>>151470062
The ghost of Mugs wont let it happen until the VMH patch is gone.

I’m going to walk the dog during halftime, can you guys call the game producers and tell them to have a 15-20 min. halftime show?

>>151469921
Reminder that your shitty team had the option of drafting Jaxson Dart

>>151470142
Goddamn it now that you've been talking about the patch in the thread I can't unsee it and I think it looks like a car parts manufacturer's logo, or maybe motor oil.

KMET HAS STONE HANDS AND ALWAYS GETTING PENALTIES
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151469701
It's not the team he loves being treated like a god in a party city and that would end if he abandoned the team

Why does the NFL always stop the play when there's a pile? It's good television that people want to see.

Fuck the refs

What the fuck are the refs doing?

>>151470243
prevent injury

Forward progress to the end zone like

>>151470162
I'm genuinely not that impressed by Jaxson Dart. He has a weak arm and his best attribute is being a middling runner. I don't see him becoming more than an okay quarterback. There are better prospects coming in over the next couple draft cycles.

just saw in fantasy the saints have 4 total yards.

theyre on pace for an NFL record low 12 total yards this game.

I do not enjoy football anymore and it's been years since I've felt any sense of happiness watching this bum ass team. It's over. We can never go back to the good times. We will suck again forever.

At least we had Brees and Payton for over a decade, it was fun while it lasted.

Y E A H

Another 20+ points game

>>151470310
saints appear to have decided to tank. bucs and falcs are too good.

>>151470321
need another katrina to finish the job
wipe that chocolate city off the map

>>151470321
I went into this season knowing it was gonna be rough. This honestly doesn't hurt me as much as I thought it would.

Im bearing down guys

>>151470310
very real chance they end up with net 0 or negative total yards

>>151470258
Doing anything they can to stop Chicago from winning, like every other week. But their power is waning.

Pussy league

takr me back

Good for Mitch Trubisky.

>>151470310
the saints are aware its too obvious though right? you cant get 0 yards all game

Helmet to helmet with the helmet part

imagine if they had a pass rush

How the fuck did the aints win one game?

>>151469574
I am happy that Ben Johnson looks like advertised. I am still not sold on Caleb though.

>>151470522
The Giants had several turnovers

>Rattler has only 13 yrd at half time
Jesus put someone else in

holy shit

Lol

>>151470310
would a 8 total yards game trigger a mandatory league investigation?

SMELLS LIKE '85

Williams is clowning on the Saints' defense.

ah yes let's run our aged rb directly at sweat again. it's worked great so far.

Are the Stains worse than the Jets?

Honestly, the off schedule throws haven't really been there for Caleb this season. Those passes are always incomplete.

Who lost to the saints?

gayleb should have ran

>>151470617
Giants

What could we get for DJ Moore and Cole Kmet?

Caleb’s absolute refusal to use his forward momentum to hit a gap boggles my mind week in and week out.

>>151470602
No, Rattler is substantially better than Fields.

>>151470643
Nothing worth while because poles is a retard.

>run all over them
>0 run plays
come on nigga

>>151470643
A nice Italian beef.

>>151470701
fire johnson into the fucking sun

>>151470658
Idk why he doesn't just run

it's over
bears lose

Now THATS the Tyrique I know

>Olave touches ball
>gets hurt

>>151470767
I would not be surprised if Ben Johnson coaches him to hunt for big plays

Do we finally have a game?

>>151470790
Stevenson the new Conte

It's over

Oh for fuck's sake don't allow a comeback now

What the fuck was that?

Maybe if caleb would scramble fucking forward instead of his gay ass dance routine...

OH MY SCIENCE DID YOU SEE THAT???

if the saints finish with less than 15 total yards the league needs to step in and investigate.

Ben is about to ASSAULT a sideline reporter

Absolutely fucking embarrassing by the bears. This should be 35-0 if gayleb was competent

I can see into the future now. Gamethread will be full of >it was 0-20 posts

Gayleb fucking sucks.

Bagent vs Shaugh for the second half

It was a false start. FUCK THE LEAGUE

Ben needs to assault gayleb for being shit

>>151471033
Hes not a sideline reporter though

Burrs could've had Drake maye

Why did they not show a replay of the blantant offsides ion that last touchdown? Why do the refs hate the Bears so much?

>>151471120
He Hate Me

If they had the Bears come over to Berlin for a game, I would be booking flight and tickets right fucking now.

is every shithole network tv show about emergency services now? why?

>>151471327
Hi finanon

>>151471499
Hello

>>151471327
Why do you watch this league, and why the bears?

Tämä on sinun kasvosi, kun karhut voittavat Super Bowlin

>so many ways you can use taysom hill
hot.

>>151471120
>Defensive holding
>on a run
Just Bears things

Someone want to explain to me what the fuck Rome is doing?

>>151471605
I've been a fan of handegg for a long (really long) time, and I root for the Bears because I have family in Chicago; when I went to visit them nearly 20 years ago I was given the whole America experience, which included the Bears and the Cubs. Before that, I hadn't really supported one team or another, just watched whatever got shown here.

Ah yes here comes the collapse

Did Goodell call at half time?

>>151471781
It's not like 2 am where you are? Also fuck the Cubs

>>151471815
of course.

>>151471781
Are you a Cubs fan (and do you support the Bulls and Blackhawks)? We had Markannen and Niemi.

bears lose

Now what?

Here we go again lads...

>>151471937
Now we watch Caleb suck more

the white man marches on

>>151467807 (OP)
Fucking retarded as defense

Does caleb fumble int or just a 3 and out?

Bears are sweating against The Aints lmao.

>>151472087
pick 6

>>151472087
strip sack for TD

>>151472087
He marches down the field like he has all game

>>151472128
The Saints play every team close

>>151471841
It's 10pm here, perfect time for watching.

>>151471872
Yeah I support the Cubs. The American half of my family is a diehard Cubs fan, as is most of his family. I do support Chicago teams on principle, even though I don't watch basketball or hockey.

FIRE BEN JOHNSON NOW

Why can't rattler just play like shit all game so we can finally see what shough can do baka

LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER

>>151472228
it aint gonna shough itself.

Theo sucks today

Why do the commentators hate the Bears

gayleb is just a bad qb

They’re going to turn Swift’s brain to mush

>>151472328
Because the bears hate themselves. It's only hate for this team. I'm a lifelong fan and I hate them too

Terrible decision fuck you BJ

5D play by the center

>>151472463
center is butterfingering today

what is wrong with the bear's center?

So you can't decline a false start penalty? Why are you allowed to decline all sorts of other penalties but not that one?

Why are the commentators acting like the Bears got lucky? The penalty is the reason he fumbled. They weren't saved by it.

That center needs to be cut

Honest question, could you just false start like 10 times in a row and make the field goal a 60 yarder in the process?

>>151472463
He told the center to double clutch?

>tylenol commercials on TV now
kek

The fuck are these refs and why are they so anti bear?

I think going for it was right, they are trying to change the attitude of the entire organization they want to be ruthless. Just have to clearly work on that execution but the mentality is there.

They should have used Rojo on 3rd down desu because swift is just not good at trucking people.

>>151472537
The play doesn't even happen if there's a false start

Never seen that happen twice in a game

>>151472595
seems like it

>>151472537
The play is dead immediately

>>151472659
Was that the third of this game? I don't remember seeing this many failed snaps in a while.

>>151472595
Refs would probably say "stop that" if it's clearly on purpose
But why would you

>>151472758
because it would be funny

>>151472595
yes? why tho

Not a good day for RattleGOD.

Honest question, can you get 10 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties in a row for doing the DX "Suck It" motion and kick a 200 yard field goal?

>>151472595
No, there’s a flag that can be thrown called a “Palpably Unfair Act” that exists for this reason. It hasn’t really ever been thrown because when teams have done exactly what you’re saying (or something similar like defensive encroachment on the goal line) the refs say “you better fucking stop it or we’re going to award them a touchdown”

>>151472737
I havent seen balls on the ground too much, there have been a decent amount of high balls out of the bears center though.

Also
>rattler

P I C K E D

>>151472667
Refs and commentators hate the Bears

Wew

>>151472932
coward

>Rattler has two great runs
>Goes to shit again
sigh...

>>151472784
Based
DA BYARDS

>>151472872
Make it 300 yard

>>151472737
Potentially more than 3 if you count the bad long snap and off center shotgun snaps

He has the Bears D on his fantasy.

Directing Bears D on where to go lmao

>>151472667
You get used to it

lol nice arm punt ya goober

>>151472907
You forgot fans. And front office. And ownership. And city government.

big fan of MUNN GUY

>>151473053
If it makes you feel any better, I'm a Saints fan and I like seeing Bears posters. Mostly because I think Bears are cool animals.

Just turned it on. How is Caleb playing? Was the pick his fault?

big fan of the windex blue asses

Moore = Glass

Honest question, am I gay?

MononGOAT

I keep saying
>MONANGAI THE YOUNG GUY
and idk if I came up with it or if I heard it from someone. Has anyone else ever said this?

>>151473238
Yes

>>151473195
>How is Caleb playing?
Decent despite what some NFCN rivals ITT are saying

>Was the pick his fault?
Yes, it was not great.

What happened to Kmet?
Will we miss him?

>>151473195
Not great
Yes

>>151473195
Up and down. He would look a lot better if receivers actually caught his passes when he starts scrambling.

>>151473298
Hes been shit for the last 2 years
In retrospect, its not a surprise they drafted Loveland.

>>151473298
all bears TE's are missing

>>151473238
yeah

passing game is out of sync because gayleb fucking sucks

Zacheus zero targets today after he missed that easy tuddy last week. Cohencidence??

Caleb is in my BF's DMs

>passing game is out of sync
Well get it back in sync then!

>>151473474
good idea

How is Chicago going to blow this?

>>151473697
By blowing out the saints

fucking wright

the absolute state of wright

>teamkill
Holy shit

>>151473697
I feel optimistic and think they don't blow this, but it'll be a 3-point win or something.
>inb4 >it was 0-20

Dumbass

Now that’s the Bears I know

that's up there with bearsiest play of all time

2 steps forward 1 step back

>>151473697
by being the bears

Lol wright

>named wright
>does wrong

>>151473195
He still fires rockets from close and dips passes too low when far away so it’s hard for his guys to hold on. Has done a better job of setting them up for catch and run when he does connect though.
Needs to stop being a pussy and run the ball when the opportunity presents itself.

>bryce young hurt
SAD!

The fuck that's a forward pass?

Yeah clearly a forward pass

Refs against Chicago again eh?

Come on, that's a forward pass

Good challenge

every time the saints attempt a lateral i hear jim henderson's soul shattering NO in my head

That's a forward pass

Bears literally playing against the refs for the second week in a row wtf is this shit.

>>151474183
refs also fucked the blackhawks a couple days ago

thats forward by half a yard at least

>>151474183
Bears ownership too cheap to pay off refs
Miserly fucks

Cole Kmet is hurt and out for the game?
Terrible

>>151474365
addition by subtraction

>>151474365
I like Kmet and think he's a cool guy but that's separated from him who should be doing his one job he's paid millions for

Mahomesian

>>151474495
zesty scramble

Feel like they should run the clock

Tyriquebros...

Need a fucking TD gayleb you fuck

The Bears cannot finish drives lmao

webm worthy clip there

Haha da ball hit his face lulllll lmao /r/ing webm

ben, why the fuck did you pick loveland

>a penalty-prone team
No shit.

>>151474711
ryan*
Don't blame ben, anon

What the fuck is wrong with gayleb

>>151474776
he's a homosexual

>>151474711
I think the tight ends have more penalty yards than receiving yards this season

>>151474789
Worked for Rodgers, why wouldnt it work for Gayleb?

Just needed a damn TD to seal it
god this team

>>151474711
Our alternative is Cole Kmet

>>151474833
Too gay

>>151474776
Bad processing, hesitant to throw to open receivers. When he has to check down he's inconsistent and often inaccurate. He forces balls that are double covered. Often leaves balls short.

DENIED

>>151474846
Stop taking the Lord’s name in vain. This is a Catholic thread. Also, I hope you went to Mass today.

>prevent D
aka literally never works

>>151475003
apologize

4 turnovers

PICK

>>151475003
LOL

>>151474833
rodgers isn't a nail painting, zesty nigga

>bears defense better than the offense
Thats the bears alright

rattled

Man even when the bears win I'm not happy because our offense looks like doodoo dogwater. At least the run game is getting better.
>monangai the young guy

>>151475003
You were saying?

>>151474954
>>151474846
God rewarded us because I chastised you. Based.

Fuckin old timey Bears football, does the heart good.

give these receivers to any non-homo QB and it's 40-14 at least

>>151475091
Bears aren't allowed to have a good offense

>3rd and 1/2yd
>pass, pass

>>151475126
The Pope Bears

>>151474954
>Stop taking the Lord’s name in vain. This is a Catholic thread.
Hilarious, pretending that catholics care about the commandments.
One of the basic tenents of catholicism is literally committing idolatry

>>151475206
kellen moore was a tush push baby confirmed

Remember to fill out your DeAndre Swift apology forms after the game guys.

>>151475232
>worship FALSE idols
>FALSE
learn2read

Ngl if Kyler Murray was on the Bears they'd be 5-1

>>151475307
i signed 20 of them after the commies game

>>151475428
Instead of... 4-2? So he would have won the Vikings game? Idk what you're trying to say.

>>151475428
Which QB other than Caleb would have the bears in a worse place?

>>151475488
rattler kek

>>151475488
Fields

>>151474711
That's why

luv me some ballsy ben converting on 4th down

>>151475394
I know how to read, which is why I know the bible doesnt say Mary is without sin.
Thats also why I dont pray to a mortal, full of sin, and pretend she is Jesus 2.0
Now give me 10 hail marys as you totally arent worshipping a false idol before god

Ben doesn't look amused
It was a win but a shit performance all around

This win feels like a loss.

another dogshit caleb performance but a win nonetheless
ben is the truth

>>151475654
This

Typical bears "win"

Bears win, gg Saints.

>>151475488
Fields

Bears need to go 4-1 in the next 5 games If we want to get to the playoffs.

>>151475488
Justin "benched" Fields

>>151475893
I dont know if I want them to get embarrassed in the playoffs

All the people who were literally deepthroating fields nowhere to be found

bros
for the first time since 2017, we aren't in last place after 5 weeks

>>151475617
We pray through Mary to Jesus. Also, the Church compiled the Bible. This entire conversation is too Protestant for me.

Caleb played like shit god damn it

>>151475933
What about getting this group and Ben Johnson some playoff experience at least?

Williams was a game manager and that was good enough for a W. People forget how common absolute dogshit QBs are; they WILL lose you winnable games. Whereas a game manager QB can win you a super bowl if the surrounding team and coaching staff is good enough

>>151475933
its better than getting embarrassed in the regular season

>>151475979
Has it really been that grim for this team?

>>151475654
Nah, even in the good old days the defense had to carry dogwater offense with occasional good rb performances. This is where we want to be. Hopefully they can pull it off against teams that aren’t 1-5.

Bros Caleb really fucking sucks but the rest of the team starting to look better

>>151476015
>Also, the Church compiled the Bible.
And nowhere does the bible which man compiled does it say mary is without sin, yet somehow its literally a core tenant.

>We pray through Mary to Jesus.
Which is the definition of idolatry

You rely on the church instead of the word of god.
Nowhere in the bible does it say you have to be baptised to be saved, yet the church says otherwise.

Its hilarious how the church contradicts the word of god with all sorts of random traditions, and with a dude who flip flops all the time.

>This entire conversation is too Protestant for me
Im sure, people who read the bible as opposed to people who listen to their organized religions "traditions" and mascot with a funny hat
Good luck on judgement day anon

At least Ben Johnson is awesome even if Caleb is looking like a bust. I would have roped if they both sucked.

>>151475979
What about last year?

>>151476015
catholics need middle managers to get to heaven

>>151476286
The whole division had awesome records to start the year

What the fuck is gaylebs problem? Why can't he generational talent like he's supposed to?

>>151476737
inaccurate

The schism and its consequences have been a disaster for Christianity

>>151467807 (OP)
Bump

>>151476737
painted nails