Thread 151472767

SERIE A MATCHDAY 7
>Saturday, Oct 18, 2025
15:00 Lecce 0-0 US Sassuolo
15:00 Pisa 0-0 Hellas Verona FC
18:00 Torino 1-0 Napoli
20:45 AS Roma 0-1 Inter

>Sunday, Oct 19, 2025
12:30 Como 2-0 Juventus
15:00 Cagliari 0-2 Bologna
15:00 FC Genoa 0-0 Parma
18:00 Atalanta 0-0 S.S. Lazio
20:45 AC Milan - Fiorentina

>Monday, Oct 20, 2025
20:45 Cremonese - Udinese

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, work on your album, stun on the art hoes with your Walkman and stay clownssypilled

hrvatu

paolo negru

*gets his jewlerly stolen at the Louvre*

>Antonelli
No but I was told shitalian drivers are elite

nihao

>>151472767 (OP)

Why won't Pjoly use adult dress shoes?

>>151473101
He's been infected with bbilan "fashion" sense

>>151473101
it goes against the regulations of the special education coaches at Coverciano

W-What if he gets the sack first and ends up at Jj until the end of the season

>>151473273
>What is the 'one club per season' rule?

>>151473273
Not allowed to coach 2 Serie A teams in the same seaon luckily

>>151473327
>>151473331
I should aspire to be a Serie A executive, seeing how I don't know the rules

>>151473384
Who is to blame for you now knowing the rules (if anyone)?

>>151473327
Dumb rule, women can have multiple partners a day but coaches can only stay at one club per year

they archived mine so i'll drop a summary:

Four masked robbers stormed Louvre Museum using a forklift, a chainsaw, and a freight elevator.

They made off with priceless jewels from the Napoleonic collection, then escaped on T-Max scooters toward the Seine Quays.
Everything lasted 7 minutes.

Confirmed to be stolen, 9 objects:
Napoleon/Empress jewels from two cases with approximate prices:
- Empress Eugénie’s Diamond Bow Brooch ((€6.72m)
- Empress Marie-Louise’s Emerald Necklace & Earrings (€3.70m)
- Empress Eugénie’s Shoulder Brooch (€1m)
- Empress Eugénie’s Pearl & Diamond Tiara (€$400k)
- 5 unknown
+ Eugénie’s crown (retrieved but damaged) (€20-30m)

Total for now=€12m or $14m + ??
Black market resell price (~10%)=€1-2m + ??

Not taken:
Regent diamond ($140m)
(/seriea/ related as initial reports indicate that the robbers might be bbilan futuro players)

>>151473441
You shouldn't think about women this much

>>151472841
>>151472743
Why are you simping for a movie that glorifies left wing violence, especially in a moment in time when such violence is on a notable rise?
>>151473331
I like how the ref didn't notice his wallet getting stolen

>flopping from a collision with your teammate
football are so fucking gay its insane

>>151473630
ProPalestine filth do be like that
Violence for me but not for thee
Thousands died in America because of the commie protests but how dare you shoot a Palestinian child who wants to behead and rape you

One Trap Battle After Another, ft. Moist Kean & Rafa Lmao

>>151473630
Band of Brothers was literally about defeating the German right-wing chuds and is up there with the best shows ever

Is Leao dumber than Balotelli?

>Maignan dribbling Kean 1v1
kek

>>151473727
Reaching so hard you'd get shot during a traffic stop in USA

Reach for THIS

tudOUTr

>>151474034
Cleanest jeet cooking video I have ever seen

a toast to this ebin match of calcio

>Dropping points to pioli
grim

>>151474034
You can tell by the forearms she makes bread often

watching movies in 2025? that aren't made by Robert Eggers?

what are we doing here, chat

>>151474305
I wonder what her favourite editions and reminders are

Lol at that bbilan bench

What’s your favorite cigarettes anon? for me it’s dunhill red

>a third of all the goals that have been scored in this whole Serie Ass matchday so far have been conceded by Jj
The Tumor effect

>>151474433
I quit 3 months ago but these were my go to, fantastic cigarette

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Leao's recent form at San Siro is so chock-full of ghostfaces women get multiple orgasms

What is it about ghostface and this dude from CoD that gets women so worked up?

>>151474703
Inb4 4-4 creamontheze udinese

Allegri can we stop with the Leao center forward meme and put in the fat mexican or ngubu

>>151475067
He absolutely can't play CF

>>151475211
Can't rap or dress himself either.

If you think about it, there probably isn't a player that can't do anything as much as him.

>>151475262
hes an olympic class diver doe

>>151475331
Conversely he's one of the absolute worst at staying on his feet

Rafa Leao does whatever the fuck he wants

*walks niggardly after losing the ball while the camera zooms in on his face*

Leoa is the Bam Margera of forwards if you think about it

How will this matchday rank?

Wesley, Dodo and Bremer walk into a bar

Very nice match

how has the game looked?

>>151475561
two retards fighting

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>151475561
There's a game on?

goal

jej

GOSEENNNNSS

If you unironically support Verstappen against McLaren I have very bad news for you poorfags

andiamo

Lads, it's Bbilan

How does Pioli do it?

Nicopussi Clavicola

Al negri :skull:

finally a fucking goal, ugly as sin but a goal nonetheless

to turn the match around, Allegri decides to switch to an uninhibited 3-1-4-2 tictocs

lads its serie ass

>>151475785
allegru anticalcio gives space to bioli build up in peace.

Oh there's a game on indeed

Just two bald frauds going at it, gonna go for a smoke. Will probably go 1-1 because of that.

imagine the nigger sucker punching the ref

>>151475937
What was the thought process in bbilans no.45s head there

>>151476051
Thought processes? Bbilan players?

>>151475923
look what youve done

LEAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Golaaaaasoooo

ABLeaobros... our response?

Wtf Gavi is a Milan fan?

piolover

>injure player so he gets treatment
>score goal one man up

classy team

>>151475923
man this milan team really hates you

de gay didnt look good on that goal.

DIAVOLOOOOOOOOOO

Big time Leão EFT stats

42 year-old Modric is still the best midfielder in Serie A somehow

gud in

why does pioli keep playing mari and pongracic over comuzzo

gud has hair now??

Mo one can play leao in escape from tarkov

cmon viola score some goles

I can't wait for the sequel; Escape From Way45's Music

WHAT A SAVE!

DeGea still the GOAT

gud save

Starting the stream in 6 minutes, not just a hat-trick for Ueda today but also scored Super [Redacted]'s 5000th gole in the Memedivisie history

>>151476902
Saved

Era

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REFBALL

no era

nice dive. almost died from that kek

what Seria A player had the most realistic stats in PES?

>>151477180
Adriano

2 ref goals for bbilan if this is given.

Well well well

Based Gabbia not letting him get a stupid yellow card

Fiocretina...

Ok I apologize to Leao

I watch milan for de winter btw

>that cheap benuldy
yep, another telling sign that bbilan is the designated different winner of hecking balanced and enthralling Serie A this season

Leao dead again

leao ded bueno

VerstappenGODS

Max won.

bravo viola

>after 7 games, Fiorentina is 18th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How well did ricci play?

>>151477987
Karma for robbing Lazio last season

>>151477987
Good thing they got rid of Italiano

This is how I found out Ricci was playing

>>151477943
Watch Ferrari sabotage him because they are McLaren bitches since the 1970s

>>151477946
not much they could do since the ref decided to step in and sort out the game on behalf of milan
(it's not an excuse for their mental impairment, but still)

>>151478033
>British cars
never heard
even the English likes Bugatti more

corto muso, niggers

>>151478118
>implying Aston Martins and Range Rovers aren't *the* car for the English
Stick to underage children, cars clearly aren't your thing

>>151478118
So you're not just a pedo but also a Ferrari fan, so you have any and I mean any redeeming quality

>>151478153
Ugly creatures

>>151478170
I just like Italian and German cars more

I was told duccio was going to stream El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

>>151478217
I can understand liking German cars but Italian ones? Really? Fucking lmao dude

>>151478201
hakata bijins, neger

Well well well
Would you look at that

>>151478217
don't feed the spaz, thank you

>>151478257
The Last Guardian, I'm liv now. Pls join

All dono's will go to Tudor's sacking fund

>everyone I disagree with is a spaz
Okay dude back to Discord now

Oscar Spaztri

Manuel Discordatelli

>>151478309
Opinion on Atarashii Gakko!

Atarashii Gakpa Gakkpro

>>151478482
don't know them well, but i enjoy otonaburu

2 Germans..?!?!?!

>>151478790
Yes, this one was kicked out of /bundes/ for not bringing enough tennis balls to the last protest in favour of the 50+1 rule

I don't want to see 2 defensive wingbacks like Bart and Ake start a game ever again
Leao made the difference tonight, good work from Gimenez too on the penalty earned
Modric as usual fantastic
De Winter needs to start over Tomori, holy shit he is so much better

>>151478946
thoughts on the sham penalty that saved your ass?

>>151478009
He ran a lot but seemed a bit more shy than previous appearances where he was more attacking
Decent, but I think he can still improve

>>151478764
For me, it's Tokyo calling

>>151478946
Leao was ass first half he needed the Mexican up top

>>151479083
>sham penalty
Retarded schizo
It was a stone-cold penalty which as usual in Mafia A takes 10 minutes to accord because all the referees are consulting forever with Ndragheta whether to give or not to give the pen

Ndrangheta, famously uninvolved with AC Bbilan

David NdraGuetta

>>151479295
relax dude, the script says that this season bbilan has to win the title anyway

>>151479319
And Berlusconi too!

>>151479371
Like water and oil!

>>151479154
The whole team was bad 1st half
Playing 3-5-2 with 2 defensive wingbacks is just not workable, rather play Salad as RWB
Allegri was being too defensive/cautious in 1st half

Leao's general play wasn't amazing in 2nd half either, but he made the difference and won Milan the game

Inb4 the poorfagposter comes out and says that hating/standing against mafia is for poorfags or something

>>151479319
>>151479370
>>151479371
>>151479389
seethe juvecucks

>>151479468
Cute star (singular) on the shirt

Sleep well Milan kings.

>>151479468
Don't mind them they stand with Palestine and commies

>>151479468
>UCL
On which day do you play this week?

Good night /seriea/ bros ;^)

>>151479484
>muh scudetti rubati, jube probably doesn't even have 10 legit titles
I almost don't want Milan to win scudetto because 1 star looks so much more aesthetic than 2 stars, especially considering the oval logo

What matters to me is pic related
Something you will never have

>1 star looks more "aesthetic" than 2 stars
The kind of cope you come up with after losing the second star battle directly to your city rivals

sleep tight /serieclown/

In January 1997, the "Mani Pulite" investigation on Italian politics certified a transfer of 22 billion lire of slush funds from Fininvest's secret safe owned by Silvio Berlusconi and called "All Iberian" to a foreign account held by politician Bettino Craxi. This discovery caused a widening of the investigation that brought to light, after a series of rogatory letters, a system of pyramid transfers of illegal money in favor of AC Milan players: as much as 122.5 billion lire (61 million Euros) passed into the current accounts located in several tax havens of some Rossoneri players in the 1991-1994 period

The total of slush funds rose to 190 billion lire (95 million Euros), considering the years up to 1997. In summary, for the three Scudetto seasons of Capello's Milan, 20 million Euros were annually paid out illegally as extra salaries to Milan's players: all of course tax-free. The cover is one of Fininvest's countless fake companies, the "News and Sport Time", that was supposed to take care of the players' image rights, but it never happened

Money was paid to the players but the puppet companies did not then "use" the players for advertising means. That money, which went out the door, would come back in the window to the athletes' account, as additional but "tax-free" compensation. Fun fact: the names on the slush funds list would be coded using the last two letters of the players' first and last name. Stefano Eranio for example would thus become "Noio"

Ranking of emoluments paid to Milan players through slush funds: Van Basten 42.645 billion lire (€21.3 mil), Gullit 18.271 billion, Lentini 25.880 billion, Rijkaard 8 billion, Papin 4.889 billion, Baresi 4.500 billion, Maldini 4.355 billion, De Napoli 1.297 billion, Panucci 1.177 billion, Eranio 760 million, Tassotti 520 million, Savicevic 441 million

The All Iberian trial ended on 22 November 2000, when Corte di Cassazione declared Silvio Berlusconi's acquittal due to the statute of limitations of the offense

>>151479795
And you will have it forever

Sleep tight /seriefixable/

>>151479795
Agreed

nibbas really believe bbilan and sfinter will be two separate entities when the new stadium will be finished

>>151479844
But it does
2 stars looks ugly on an oval logo
It looks better on a circular logo like Inda's
But overall 1 star just looks cooler, just like a christmas tree
Wish we could keep the 1 star even if we win the 20th scudetto

>>151479916
Until I die at least
Nobody is touching those 7 CLs

Lmao, look at these negrus arguing about such a pathetically low amount of stars like one or two

>But it does
>2 stars looks ugly on an oval logo
>It looks better on a circular logo like Inda's
>But overall 1 star just looks cooler, just like a christmas tree
>Wish we could keep the 1 star even if we win the 20th scudetto

>>151480102
What about 3 stars?

If you own your home stadium, you lose

>foreshadowing from 6 years ago
cinema?

>>151480216
Oh look, that's the youngest person to have seen Milik play a football match

>>151480261
Who?

>>151480261
>ynr the Yildiz-Milik partnership upfront in the Coppa Italia that got Milik to score a fucking hattie

>>151480208
3 stars looks good because you have a star in the center again
Or you could even put a star on top of 2 stars like a triangle/pyramid

The way 2 stars looks is not my favorite because it's not centered

>>151480383
Somehow I do kind of agree

My brother in Christ you are kosovar, aestethics should be the least of your concerns

*hangs around*

Poorfags are gigaseething about that nettissimo rigorissimo for milan 2nite. Why does Allegri winning mindbreak them so hard?

>>151480563
Opinions on mafia?

M3A3 Bradley Barcola

>>151480403
Depending on the shape of the logo, the stars also have to be smaller to fit the logo which just doesn't look as cool as one big star
It would be good to have the option to use a single star with a number inside the star as a workaround

When Serie A came up with the star system they obviously weren't thinking long-term aesthetically back then

>>151480595
I kind of hate how maneuverability is terrible on most of the maps (Cairo especially). I mean it makes sense, they're tanks but heh

>>151480588
>>>146811395

>>151480719
good job

>>151480719
Realistically, how long would it take for a project like this to be approved in Italy?

>>151480442
>>151480484
>>151480559
You will always be losers

>>151481787
He is the most consistent portugese rapper that I know of

you now remember Gollini

>>151481133
Watch how Fiorentina will be gifted a couple of bullshit calls against relegation fodder over the next games to make up for the "mistake"

Milan winning in dubious ways reminds me of the time they were relegated for winning in dubious ways

Golazo dildiz btw

Mo imagine if Juve had a real allenatore
Idk someone like…. Allegro maybe?

Milan Kings remember to buy popcorn today or tomorrow to watch Lord Smelly and Kalulu get slain at the Bernabeu on Wednesday.

>>151481133
yes just like piolis season bbilan getting huge ref help.

this time also they play like shit too.

Viprow doesn't work anymore for me any other viable alternative lads?

Printeristi talking about refball after the blatant Bony offside goal with subsequent falsified VAR footage is hillarious

>Associazione Calcio Milan placed first
>/seriea/ losing its mind

>>151492694
the ball is off the foot already. show honest replay pls

Just read a Motta rumor. I honestly don't believe I can make it alive to the end of the season

Just read a rumor about Openda starting against Real Madrid

>De Laurentiis ha puntato il dito anche contro il calcio europeo e italiano, dichiarando che è giunto il momento di un cambiamento profondo:

>“Servono nuove regole e nuovi format per i campionati. Il modello attuale non è più sostenibile, né appetibile. I tifosi vogliono spettacolo, ritmo e competizione vera fino all’ultima giornata”.

>Parole che suonano come una provocazione, ma anche come una chiamata al rinnovamento. In un’epoca in cui il calcio è sempre più influenzato da logiche finanziarie, De Laurentiis invita a ripensare le strutture per ridare centralità al gioco e al pubblico. Una visione che, seppur discutibile, alimenta il dibattito su quale debba essere il futuro del pallone, tra tradizione e innovazione.

I don't get it what does ADL want? 18 teams instead of 20 in the league? playoffs?

>>151492663
livetv858 me

While not traditionally linked to football, the Scottish dairy industry plays a surprisingly symbolic role in the country’s sporting culture — embodying the same work ethic, resilience, and grassroots community spirit that has shaped many of Scotland’s top football talents. The nutritional foundation provided by high-quality Scottish dairy products also supports athlete development from youth to professional levels. In that sense, the dairy industry indirectly contributes to the strength and stamina of players who have gone on to represent Scotland abroad — including those making their mark in Italy’s Serie A.

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What do you blame for the decline of Italian football? Too much tacticism that hamper the most technical and creative players? The preference for big, strong players over technical ones? Football schools that don't produce players who can dribble? Incompetent coaches?

PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT

>>151493593
the fact that italian football has managed to render dybala into an ex footballer, vlahobitch into a utility nba center , leao into a standout player against cagliaris/lecce, as if he is Fabrizio Miccoli or massimo maccarone, are the the most damning facts about italian football

Miccoli >>>> Merdao

>>151493593
The rise and acceptance of feminism

>>151493593
Too much tactics, not enough logistics

>(Gds) "Tudor rischia: la Lazio più del Real decisiva e c'è chi darebbe un altra possibilità a Thiago Motta"
The hours-gaining expert is coming back, you can brush the dust off your folders from last year

What if thiago motta /cyc/les to Turin

>>151493593
Printer 9/11'ed italian football forever with the calciopolli sham

Kek poorfags are FUMING at 90 year old modric dominating the league because he's the umpteenth proof that serie ass is shit and that if you can even just control the ball you're automatically the best midfielder in shitaly

>>151493966
conspiracy theory for gullible retards

>>151493981
Modric would start for Madrid

Read a De Rossi rumor

>>151493593
italy just doesnt produce world class players anymore

Speaking of world class players:

Based and rugpilled

Jj play again in 52 hours

co Como mai

>>151495626
Say sike right now

>>151495568
Say sike right now

>>151493981
It's actually crazy that he still is the best. Football used to be be way more competitive, only like 10 years ago.

Aside from Napoli players and Nico Paz, the rest of the players in the league are playing with dutch clogs on their feet.

Feeling a udinegru goleada this evening

Jellyfin 10.11.0 is finally up

>>151496268
what about the red card for gimenez not given for kickin violently ??

>>151492694
danish esposed

tfw the bdf hires a danejeet

Grimolli's eyes are looking Marott-esque

fun fact: motta had more points than twodoor has now.

>still bringing up Motta
Go to sleep unc

>JUST IN: Juventus are considering an interim option — Raffaele Palladino among the names — before appointing a long-term coach in the summer.
Rate the idea

Dubs and I buy tickets for AS Roma - Parma on the 29th

just keep Tudor, things can only improve from here

>>151496999
>ferrywheeling from the end of October
lol, lmao, thanks Elkann

>>151497090
Should have never kept Tudor in the first place, as soon as he got confirmed for the season it was over

支配的

bbilan imperfetto needs a january camarda loan to avoid eccellenza relegation

>thiago motta remains under contract with jJ
It's happening all the shitposting willst into reality meme magick is too strong materialistic reduccionistfags btfo again

In the quiet whispers of unemployment, he weaves the threads of eternity, mastering the art of gaining time...

these motta rumors cant be real

>vardy v shrimpy
warra monday night

>girl's that wear turtlenecks
Yeah, she bites and enjoys being bitten

>>151497127
yeah similar mistake to bbilan kicking pioli out and getting 3 worse coaches in.

zaniolo arc starts today

hahaha get fucked you cheating cunt

apudinegru frens...

yes yes zerbin already on a yellow :)))

Why do we hate Zerbin again?

>>151479136
TOKU SENTAI
TOKU SENTAI

>>151498568
because when zerbin starts right wing back, nicola hasn't realised yet that floriani could also play on the left as well as the right.

oh theres calcio on

agrressive calcio

just saw the Dutch immigration and economy stats that have gone viral

pretty close to a gole there.

Igor we're tied with Cremonese right in this second IGORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

How's the record looking?

Damn Zaniolo fell along way

He's white Kevin Prince Boateng now basically.

>>151498961
>fell
from where lmoa

>>151499008
Many years ago I thought he was gonna be the next big thing. Then he just had big injuries and flopped in clubs across the world until now.

>>151499058
6g in 36 games at 20yo, you're talking like he's dele alli or ansufati

>>151498949
Zaniolel and Vardy are doing the needful

Zaniolo?

>>151499272
>Discipline
You now remember when he beat up a Riomma youth player

>>151498961
Prince was a great player for a lil while at least

For me, it's Park of the Female Sniper

>go to toilet at HT
>come back to see zerbin still on the pitch
nicola you menopausal twat, put HIM in

(You) to all ABZaniolo's

bad defending there.

and just look at that
INSANE MARKING THAT ONLY ZERBIN CAN DO [4k] [Goals & Skills]

>>151499327
Why are you watching Pastoni's highlights?

suddently... a silouhette of an arc shimmering in the haze...

vardy missed gud chance

The absolute state of eplel legends

>wearing a black face mask to fit in with the team
personaly I think thats a bit overboard

Lordkipanidze in

>>151499443
Kek

Udin has too many ballers to fight for relegation

Free my nibba Davis

Jonathan Davis

Tucu Diarrea scored 0 (ZERO) goals in ligue1

not impressed in the slightest...

Floriansis.... we are never beating the fraud allegations

sneaky freekick

>>151499526
I really like Atta

Mudo nooooooooooooo

>Bondo
Why do teams still signs "defensive midfielders"

>>151499669
to stop iracy

10 games
11 goals
NEW RECORD

karma's a bitch

>>151499443
Thoughts on the exclusion of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from Aston Villa match?

sleep tight /serieclown/

Pippo Terracciano and Bondo are fucking 'nomeni and of course milan sold them, why is the palazzo trying to sabotage [REDACTED] so hard?

>>151499884
Opinion on crash team racing

See
>>151499835

Gaspmerdini: 2 defeats
Jvric: 0 defeats (only undefeated team left in serie ass)
Curious, experts ITT and on Xitter assured me atalanta did a cagata pazzesca hiring juric while roma did an affarone with gasperini!

>>151499859
couldn't really give a toss, just funny seeing a bunch of politicians made to chose to between their a rock and a hardplace

Don Gotti in da house

>>151499934
Yeah, so strange to see the boliticians tie themselves into knots over this. There's plenty of proof out there that those fans are a bunch of goons, but somehow they'd rather put their head in the sand than admitting that.

>>151499900
Poorfags' mario kart (PFs hate richtendo)

Jj play again in 46 hours

They never damaged an ancient foutain though

>>151499996
You can't gaslight us into thinking Jj is going to play again so soon

>>151500018
Opinion on hello kitty and sanrio friends racing

>>151500043
Will give it to you when Im back in Switzerland

>>151500043
Just downloaded kuromi & my melody

holy shit what a sculata I just did at fanta. My life dowsnt sucks so bad after all

>>151499272
free Zaniolo stats PES (eft)

>>151500124
90 ball control ahahhahah

Sleep tight /seriepika/

>>151500199
well you can raise his stats whatever you want
he is like free Ruud Gullit

Scoring the equalizer against the mighty cremonese. We did it /seriea/ bros our boy zaniolo is not a flop. He's finally reaching his potential and is totally not an overrated shitter who hasn't been worth anything since 2018

I'll do an Emiru at Tudor's press conference tomorrow

>>151500225
This is Ai.

It’s time to admit that Giuntoli made better signings than Comolli does.

>>151500628
Comolli isn't a DS
Yes we've been half a year without a DS

Ninja Gaiden 4 reviews are up

>About 180 supporters of the Italian football club Napoli were arrested in the centre of Eindhoven on Monday evening. Police report that "their behaviour gave rise to unrest".
Dassrite

>>151510901
Based, they are savages

>Kairat vs Pafos

Champions League is BACK, Čeferin's at the wheel

DiddyGODS we are so fucking back

hail to the seeker

Jj play again in 34 hours and 25 minutes

Milan should have gotten Ueda

Mid-month PS+ games are up + Halloween sales started

>Juve Stabia under judicial administration. Police seized the club on behalf of the National Anti-Mafia Directorate.
>Officers from the Napoli Police Headquarters issued a notice at the request of the National Anti-Mafia Prosecutor's Office. Investigators believe it is an "instrumental asset of the D'Alessandro Camorra clan."

Serie Mafia

I mean, they have juve in the name

Google and transfermarkt tell me Kenan Yildiz has only scored a single goal in this Serie A season (same amount as Francesco "Ciccio" Camarda and Pio Esposito). Svrely there's some missing data in there!

Legami x bbilan collab when?

Jashari?
Injured
Pullisic?
Injured
Loftus Cheek?
Injured
Rabiot?
Injured
Nkuku?
Injured
Estupinan?
Injured
What the fuck is going on at Milan LAB we play once a week and half the team is ded in october

>>151514432
Injury-prone players are cheaper and affordable for a small club

>Today's Juventus can be considered similar to Manchester United. Juve have undergone more management changes in the last five years than the Red Devils and has the same meagre haul of domestic titles: two, both in the Coppa Italia (2021 & 2024).
There's really no coming back from this

UPDATE your UCL Fanta team

>Cristante is officially Roma's captain
Grim

>>151514108
nooo not my wasps

>>151514495
>serie a is the man united of leagues
grim

toenail tardelli regen

>>151514108
>"The team's movements, security, beverages, ticket management: everything was in the hands of the Camorra," said Naples Prosecutor Nicola Gratteri.

>Even the so-called "primavera," the youth sector, was found to be managed by personnel linked to the Camorra, according to Naples Police Chief Maurizio Agricola. "This is a sector," Agricola explained, "that was used to gain support among minors and educate them to criminal disvalues."
lmfao

>>151515466
So they learn about crime in the Juve Stabia youth. Makes you wonder what those kids are learning about in the Bbilan Futuro since it clearly isn't calcio and/or football

Rough fanta Matchday for /seriea/

>>151499761
>to stop iracy
It's called a portmanteau, you ignorant slut. It's very classy.

>>151515678
GRIM

>>151515578
It's bbilan trapassato now

>Juventus ultras march through Milan's Centrale station: chants, Roman salutes, and a banner against pro-Pal supporters.
Don't make me like jj

>>151515678
Why isn't Milik here? The small injury he got in July lasted just about 7 days

>>151515744
not negru enough

Gondabros...

>>151515678
Rugani v. Mbappe

>one 17y starting more 6 on the bench
how does Barcelona do it

>>151516883
They employ the most talented child scouts all across the world

>>151516891
they are all Spanish tho

>>151516906
they bring the child scouts to spain and pay them to lurk in playgrounds etc.

The woman living nextdoor is ovulating I think. She hasn't done anything to me yet, but I can hear her breathing down my spine when I run into her, I can feel her frame heaving up and down with primal hunger. I can tell she is stalking me like prey.

She hasn't done anything to me yet though, so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder, but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it.

She's saying "hiiiiii" to me, with way, way, way too many "i"s at the end, she's lingering around when she sees me. She's trying to break the touch barrier, not too directly, but pretty directly. There's a woman ovulating and she is going to do something terrible to me. I can tell.

just now remembered Vrsaljko at Inter

Vaxxiesis... our response

>Kovačić to Milan next year

Interbros...

Pls injure the lot of them, MASSIVE game at the weekend...

>Zielinski
>Frattesi

these 2 bums shouldn't even be at Inter let alone start in Champions League matches

>>151518231
intrasting rotation. based chivus

>>151518364
First world country status?

>>151518231
PIO PIO PIO

>>151518220
>Dest benched because he was late to the team meeting
Bbilan DNA moment

>DICE disabling XP and masteries/challenges progression in Portal
Lmao its 2042 all over again (except the game is decent this time)

cmon inter score some goles

I won't call Dimerdenzo Dimerdenzo anymore if he breaks some ankles

forgot there was euro calcio
gonna watch nabule

Reminder USG stands with ProPals

damnj de vrij cucked hard.

de vrij...

>>151519138
Before you ask: no, the philips soullessness arena being a library isn't just a tonight thing

phew lauti goal line clearance.

Promise Oluwatobi Emmanuel David Akinpelu

dumfries nice headshot

the pride of Brampton Promise Oluwatobi Emmanuel David Akinpelu

grim start

i need to see first gud inter chance how will the game go.

>>151519249
Vaughan Azzurri legend

Oh my GOD bro

any stream for inter game?

>>151519349
He spit fax

some possesion for inter.

>>151519349
Bro thinks he's coaching Juventus Bucuresti smdh

nooo pio

>>151519381
Not a single win in over a month btw, and I can't recall a single actually good performance this season

another Pio Esposito appearance

star in the making

>>151519411
meanwhile Haaland scores another goal

Ismael Saibari Ben El Basra

>>151519411
It's because of this stupid mentality that young players don't play in serie ass.. Let them make mistakes

zielinski best in midfield so far.

>>151519437
I mean, to be fair if we hold every striker to the standard of Haaland then everyone who isn't him might as well be a shitter

Felix N/m/echa gole

>>151519460
If that is true then why is Yildiz so shit everytime

>>151519477
haaland is regressin under peps shit ball.

>>151519174
can't be worse than empthyhad on the 1st match: it was a larger stadium, yet all I could hear was the Napoli fans

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>>151519548
Getting your entire foot cut of is worse than just losing a toe too, but I wouldn't want either to happen to me.

>>151519540
He scored like 15 goals this season for City alone, if he's regressing with these numbers then I don't know how much he'd score under another manager

Lucca's feet are made out of rubber

>>151519587
yes its peps autism ball where he gets to score sitters. not good for all around scoring

gud chance augustus.

de vrij looks very shaky.

Grim-aldo benuldy miss

>>151519654
kys Grimtoli or Bonko idk

fug pio header over. two good chances already for him

Surprised Tudor

nabule gol

union fraud

I’ve always said it, folks, the Scottish people are AMAZING! The best people, really! Tough, resilient, and incredibly friendly. I love their accents; they’re fantastic! Tremendous people with a beautiful history. Scotland has great castles and the best whiskey. So much fun over there!

Mario vargas llosa's award winning book la fiesta del Chivu

can I just say that Inter played like shit in the 5-0 victory over Torino

bro sub vrij out. so bad performance.

>>151519587
first season in eplel: 36
last season he had: 22

>>151519765
>first season in eplel: 36
>last season he had: 22
That whole team was terrible that season, that's not on Haaland

>>151519765
I mean, that first season was under Pep too. Last season was overall harder for Shitty, and he had like a 2-month injury iirc.

Junnosuke Suziki gole

oh no no no

Not a very buon giorno for him! Ha!

de vrij what is he doing??

what in the fuck is De Vrij doing

great header ngl

Oh no, the Ardoino schizo is planning something
https://x.com/antoniocorsa/status/1980715464226398694

SERIE ASS IN EUROPE AHAHAHA OH IM LAUGHING

AHAHHAAHAHAHA
Gonde in europe

saint gillos playstyle seems to be bad for inter.

needs to put in our best players in second half maybe

>>151519919
Is spinazzola back?

Davide Frattesi is on the pitch

>>151519929
Theyre a very gud physical team

great tackle from schouten

>>151519859
No but he's a good guy he has money that will totally not disappear once the crypto bubble explodes

Great goal though from buongiorno though kek, peak cl gonde so far

noo lauti.

gololololol

He's Schouten, but to who?

Looked away for a second and Nabule is losing wtf

DUMBFRIES

based dumfries

DENZELLLLLL

dear god

both strikers failed two great chances so far.

I prefer really not to speak

Reminder people itt were saying Yildiz is better than Dumfries lol

One Zorgane, please.

>>151520007
i prefer to sit my ass down and listen

>>151519956
>>151519859
>the retarded Twitter fanbase is siding with the crypto dude against Elkann
Please Netanyahu nuke this fucking fanbase I beg you

toro redemption

LAUTAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LAUTIIIIII

gud pass pio

PIO ASSIST

>>151520089
Do you agree with me that gobbi aka palestinentini who said Yildiz is better than Pio and Dumfries are wrong

>>151520094
baby fenomeno

>>151520118
See >>151520105

Does noa lang actually play for Napoli? Will he get any minutes?

>>151520142
Gonde does not play reserves

>>151520142
He does

You can't tell me this isn't AI generated lol

>>151520142
No he already complained about him

>>151520164
bisseck won the header. gud job

Half-time!

>>151520246
I can statistically prove that people who love big tittied bitches are actually closet pedos

>>151520142
He gets few minutes overall

>>151520261
Post the spreadsheet

the spreadsheet

now that it's halftime I'm just going to say the new Sabaton album is awful

must stay focused with most dangerous lead

>>151520289
t. Maurizio

>>151520105
Will larry Ellison buy palestinentus to root out antisemitism?

>>151520317
No but Peter Thiel will

>de vrij off
based merciful chivu

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de vrij subbed out. based CC

consider the following: weston mckennie

>>151518187
I'm going to be seriously upset.

Had we not been the colossal shitfest we were at the time, he would have become one of the greatest of his generation. I miss that Croat like you wouldn't believe.

>>151520060
About to become legal tender worldwide