Thread 151480474

>Lap:
#8170

>Countdown to Mexico City GP:
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>>151477858

>/f1/ Essentials:
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Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)
HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)
TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)

>News:
F1 US GP: Max Verstappen takes dominant victory from Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri fifth
'We will try whatever we can' - Verstappen
'Good battle with Leclerc' - Norris
'I knew it was a bit of a risky move' - Leclerc
Leclerc is DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1DEBQJyQ

gimi

how is he so racist

Mexico next

>Cool downj
kwab

It's unfair for Texas to have two grand pricks

ROSCOE THREAD

>>151480525
nice latinx

Ollie!! looking up confused because people aren't apologising

MORE RACISM NEXT WEEKEND

he can do it

>>151480522
got the shit beat out of him as a kid by this menace to society

>>151480525
Mexico next

>>151480522
Pure willpower

>>151480521
You'd prefer he post real ones in support of Max?

>>151480525
SEXO

>>151480589
el americano de las carreras

>>151480586
Did he drove into his ex's house for real? He really liked racism

mexico next

>>151480621
>pic
Not f1 related

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF, VERSTAPPEN IS TURNING ME INTO A NUMBERSFAG

>>151480654
AYO HELLL NAWWWWW

>>151480550
It's fair because Texas is the size of Europe, Australia, Canada, India, the USA and the Middle East combined

Reminder that Lewis Hamilton is now, from a statistical viewpoint, the worst driver Ferrari have ever had. And the most expensive.

>>151480654
like it's wearing a skin mask

>>151480663
More F1 related than 90% of the files that get posted during F1 sessions.

What the fuck was Horner doing at Red Bull for the first half of the year man

edd

>>151480725
Trying to find a replacement slag.

>>151480725
Gooning for a 5/10 instead of running the team

>>151480685
yet he was still better than piastri today, somehow

>>151480725
Chasing 3/10's in Milton Keynes

Jensen is literally a Trilionnaire and he never invest to F1 cars baka................

>>151480721
That's because the only people still posting during a race don't care about F1.. or the race is a snoozefest.

>>151480654
wait a minute...

are we, dare i say it, back?

>>151480725
it is said he attempted to sex rape the womens with the upgrade parts intended for amx car

Mad max pushing piastri out of the table

im too lazy to actually math it out but if verstappen wins every race after this but piastri or norris gets 2nd/3rd every race he still won't win WDC right
actually nevermind as i typed that i forgot about sprints, there's one in brazil and one in qatar, if he won those then maybe it's possible

>>151480823
No, even if Verstappen does everything perfect, he can still lose if mccuck stops being retarded

NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>151480840
If it's an equal spread of McL P2, AMX wins.

>>151480783
If any team wants his help designing leather jackets...

>>151480838
pozcat

>>151480862
nice. well i hope it happens

>>151480840
If Max wins every race and Piastri gets 2nd every time Piastri would win by 3 points (counting sprints)

>>151480755
>better than piastri
Yeah, Piastri didn't have time to properly set up his car, alledgedly. Of course, we all know what McLaren actually set his car up for, don't we?

There's no way max wins every race, right bros?

>>151480856
>if mccuck stops being retarded
not in this astral plane, m3

The golden stinker that Las Vegas is going to give to the McLarens... (assuming they survive turn 1 Mexico)

>>151480940
He's gonna do it.

>>151480863
I fucking love my NVIDIA GPU so much

>>151480940
>horner strike this guy down with a meteor

>>151480725
Unshitting what newey shat up.

>>151480979
do drivers keep all these trophies? where do they store them?

I'll make a bunch of literal graphs since niggas can't seem to understand basic maffs

>>151480979
Taking the bull by the horns. Symbolic.

>>151481029
thank you rajesh

Good, but not good enough. He needs to stay close to max and distrupt mclaren to keep his seat

>>151480725
The woman behind the teams lack of progress refused to leave so he had to resort to other antics to force her out by being a sex pest

he knew he'd have to take the fall too, but it was a price worth paying

for me, he's the unsung hero

>>151481014
there's an apartment in monaco with a bunch of trophies and herring tins scattered around

>>151481050
kek what a bitch

>>151481050
>muh karting kiddos!!!!
try not being a shitter next time

>>151480964
Can you make it so that Tsu and Miku make out? >>151481053

>>151481049
Jeets can't do math twain, you should know that.

>>151481050
jesus christ man. never give a brit a chance to act morally indignant.

>>151480940
>t. increasingly nervous Zak Brown

>>151481072
Dont have Lora good enough for Kissing

>0 wags shown

bullying works

>>151481105
always chimp out

>>151481105
We won

>>151481057
This is supported by the fact that Horner said he was into lesbians, and that hag was NOT a lesbian. Ergo quod erat demonstrantum i.e., per se et al.

>>151481105
gracias litos and lonso

Laps led in 2025:

Piastri - 394
Verstappen - 337
Norris - 241
Russell - 103
Leclerc - 48
Antonelli - 11
Hamilton - 2
Albon - 1

>>151481014
>do drivers keep all these trophies? where do they store them?

this is not a problem

>>151481050
I fucking hate the twink era and I'm glad a chad like Verstappen is mogging everyone.

>>151481050
is this guy for real?

>>151480856
>mccuck stops being retarded
They're shadow nerfed anon, it's over.

>>151481146
you forgot the SC driver

>>151481014
the team keep them, i think they maybe can keep a copy? i dont know
alonso has a museo

>>151480940
doubters in shambles

>>151480940
>doubting max
ngmi

>>151481050
imagine beating the everliving shit out of him. just going to town on his face with a blunt object or even just your bare fists

do any of you have the peter windsor podcast with alonsos race engineer at mclaren?

>>151481050
Ollie!! is the most opressed man in motorsports

>>151481172
i like to think the SC driver blasts loud music and smokes a cigarette when he's leading the pack

>>151481200
>Russell
That a joke?

>>151481200
doohan??

>>151480940
Yes

>>151480940
no chance

I believe in Max.
This season turned out quite exciting afterall.

>>151481204
10/10 very Australian post. It's like I'm back on KC

>>151481050
Glad I voted for this faggot in every wec poll this year

Jensen butthole

>>151481214
>the most mating pressed man in motorsport
FTFY

>>151481200
>franco last
rude

yjk the moment Max overtakes Norris in the standings the Goblin will undergo complete, utter mental sissification and crumble, DNFing every race.

>>151480474 (OP)
>Cool downj chinwag
>downj
keep it cool

>>151481297
I mean I'm still not convinced the car is there, but with mclel choking half the fight is already over. He's in their head and that's a bit dangerous.

Mexico next

>>151481229
>No longer downplaying
Mad Max has been unleashed once again. God help us all.

>>151481050
>nooo think about le heckin kidderinos
>proceeds to suck 3 dicks on camera while another 2 are in his butt
what did he mean by this?

WE ARE SO BACK
https://polymarket.com/event/f1-drivers-champion?tid=1760911928168

>>151481050
I hate this era of Formula 1 where one move on the racetrack results in an essay being printed out after the race because THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING INTERESTING GOING ON THE TRACK and they need to obfuscate that by manufacturing drama over one move.

>>151481388
made you talk about F1 though, glad the show intrigued you!

>>151481050
>muh kids
shut the fuck up oliver

>>151481050
TBD
TBD
(total beartwink death, total bong death)
Why are they all like this?

>>151481383
buy the ps3 dip

>>151481231
It's just the mathematical chances since Chuck was eliminated this round.

>>151481179
>alonso has a museo
kek, thank you

So you're telling me Max can win 12 races and piastri can still win the championship with only 5 race wins?

>>151480297
gostosa

>>151481500
rethink your post

>>151481500
>So you're telling me Piastri can win the championship?

No.

>>151481500
French math.

>>151481506
do psychologists and emotional support twinks fall under the budget cap?

>>151481318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BePfzCOMRZQ

Man can't imagine how kino Interlagos will be this year under these wdc circumstances

>>151481534
>the driver who hasn't been on the podium in the last 3 races is expected to score P2 in every remaining grand prix and sprint

>>151481530
>>151481524
ahah I counted the poles instead of the wins ahah

>>151481534
*Hall Of The Mountain King plays in the distance*

>>151481604
it doesn't say that

>>151481534
>McLarens take each other out in Mexico T1 or the tight corners after sector 1
>Verstappen wins
>Piastri 346
>Norris 332
>Verstappen 331

with 4 races and 2 sprints to go. Then we can discard all this gay math that never comes to fruition.

tomorrow i will see him and i will be extra happy thanks to verstappens performance this weekend and the double dnf from mclaren yesterday

MAX CANNOT WIN, YOU HEAR ME? HE CANNOT WIN. THE STATISTICS ARE JUST TOO IMPROBABLE. YOU ARE PATHETIC. AND YOU ARE WAY TOO LATE. HE WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING AGAIN. RED BULL WILL BE DEAD LAST BY NEXT YEAR, THIS IMPROBABLE STAY OF EXECUTION COMES FAR TOO LATE AND WILL COME TO AN END.

IT IS EVEN MORE LIKELY THAT EVEN HAMILTON WILL HAVE HIS SHOT AT AN 8TH NEXT YEAR. EITHER NORRIS OR PIASTRI WILL WIN NEXT YEAR WITH THE NEW REGULATIONS.

YOU MAY CONTINUE YOUR SENSELESS STRUGGLE, BUT IT IS PURELY A QUESTION OF MATHEMATICS. A DISTRACTION. IN THE SAME WAY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN RESIST THE POWER OF THE STATE AND ACHIEVE VICTORY. IT IS DELUSION.

STOP THE BARGAINING AND REACH ACCEPTANCE ALREADY. THERE IS NO ESCAPISM HERE.

All VER PIA NOR:
>captcha STATP

>>151481534
there's a very good possibility that mclaren will actually be uncompetitive in Vegas

All VER NOR PIA:

only max can save this shit sport right now

>>151481655
ur capslock is on m8

the racist stare when a kwab says something so broken you gotta hit him with the racist stare

>>151480558
ROSCOE'S IN A BOX!

>>151481726
kek

>>151481726
What happened?

All VER P1 with a mix of PIA and NOR results:

>>151481713
>further behind in COTA then he was at Imola
Yeah, it's not happening.

I hate it.
I fucking hate it.
Just give PS3 WDC already

>ps3 and goblando asked every single weekend about max chasing them down in the wdc
oh dear, mclel sissies I'm not feeling like their mental will survive

>>151481763
RB has solved the car's problem, it's happening.

>Lewis Hamilton Ferrari Grand Prixs without scoring a podium
19
>Lewis Hamilton Ferrari Grand Prixs without scoring a podium
19
>Lewis Hamilton Ferrari Grand Prixs without scoring a podium
19

And the alt version of this >>151481758 :

>>151481771
Your country's doing well, cobber. This just makes it exciting.

>>151481646
Yeah. Or Norris takes out Verstappen, then the math becomes even more retarded.

>>151481720
>Sabotage Piastri so Norris can win
>Norris can't win

You just know wherever he is right now, his mind is consumed by the thought of Max catching up. He's a weakmind and he's gonna crack like he always does under pressure.

Max's title "comeback" in reality is nothing but a mirage; a false regeneration. It will get speared in the face and shut down soon enough. It is only a question of when.

>>151481050
Classic brit with the muh kids, fuck off m8

>>151481720
how is mclaren sabotage responsible for peeasstri destroying 4 of his team's cars in the past 3 races?

>>151481840
>the polack is still coping
kwab

>>151481892
idk i'm not a mechanic

>>151481840
>nothing but a mirage
Fun fact: Disney's short-lived Aladdin TV series had a cute catgirl antagonist named "Mirage".
F1-related because Disney is the Liberty Media of children's entertainment.

>>151481754
This

>>151481828
How can norris take out verstappen when he can't come within touching distance all race long?
kwabilton already taught amx the things desperate men are capable of

>>151481927
>cute catgirl
Nigga that's just a furry.

>>151480911
>3 points
Then all that's needed is another P3 by Piastri and Max can win based on his number of wins in the season.

>>151481946
>How can norris take out verstappen when he can't come within touching distance all race long?
They could have touched in turn 1 today.

>>151481927
Not even the Disney x F1 collab that was announced? That's the direct link

>>151481958
Where they going?

medshitters after peeasstri destroys 4 (four) of his team's cars in 3 GPs:
>this is all zak brown and the anglos' fault

Max is going to fucking win the whole thing isn't he

>>151480558
no sad dogs ITT

The only way PS3 can still win as things seem to fall into place right now is if Norris crashes into Max while fighting for points. And if that happens I'm gonna laugh for at least 4 days.

>>151481958
>>151481990
2021 was so fucking kino it's unreal

>>151481965
>that's just a furry
No, that's a catgirl. A furry is someone who would fuck a catgirl, i.e. any sane heterosexual man. And Max Verstappen, of course.

>>151482029
50/50

>>151481937
I do not know how to feel about this.

>>151481655
max wins lol

>>151481984
>Not even the Disney x F1 collab that was announced?
Oh, must have missed that. I just remember the Hello Kitty collab.

say what you will about kwabmilton but he's better than antonelli or tsunoda

>>151482031
Roscoe is eating steaks in dog heaven now. He's finally happy.

>>151482111
Not exactly a high bar there lmao

>>151481604
i expect him to stop fucking around and win some races

>>151482111
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro

>>151482111
fake gimi just needs more time... heh

>>151482111
ummmmmmm ok, not saying much
last season he had more q1 exits than alo, hamil had at worst the 4 car, with a few times the best, and alo had at best the 5 car with a few races the worst

>>151481990
OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY SATAN-SHITS

>>151482047
Sorry m8 but the chart never lies

So now that the dust has settled, why didn't Russell try to overtake Piastri this race?

>>151482111
is the bar really this much in hell?

>>151482111
>100 million

>>151482044
2021 is when i got back into f1 since 2006 and it had me glued to the screen
it's been downhill ever since but now that amx is making a comeback i'm interested again

>>151481990
thank you bottas for this.

>>151481771
I live to watch webber suffer

Piastris only chance is raping max like max would rape him but he doesnt have the balls.

>>151482194
>Mercedes still lagging after 4 years of regulations

>>151482192
it gets sexier as you go right

>>151482111
No, he really is not. Antonelli or Tsunoda would definitely have a podium finish in that Ferrari by now.

going to bed, see you tomorrow!

Post yfw when we get another double McLaren DNF

>>151482237
he can still rape with a cock and no balls

>>151482214
>it's been downhill ever since but now that amx is making a comeback i'm interested again
The latter half of 2024 was kino, especially Brazil with max having lost a heap of points the prior weekends, then having a shit quali to go with his gearbox penalty. It was set up for a huge points swing and instead we got an amazing drive and one of the biggest title challenge collapses in memory.

>>151482263
not really

>>151482111
Max, Chuck, Lewis, Russell, Sainz, Albon, and when his back doesn't give out Alonso are the only good drivers on the grid. You may not personally like everyone mentioned but they are all good.

>McLaren is going to throw away the wdc trying to rig it for norris
>Piastri seems to have kind of given up defending
>max hasn't finished below second the last five races
Five in a row, from a 104 point deficit, after the team had given up on the wdc before sacking the team pricinple.

>>151482266
>xbox live message 15 years ago

>>151482192
Again, "furry" does not descripe the anthropomorphic girl, it describes the guy admiring her.
You admiring Lando Norris doesn't make Norris a Canadian, does it?

>>151482323
how is peeasstri destroying 4 of his team's cars in 3 races "mclaren rigging it for norris"

>>151482323
I honeslty only see norris able to finish p2 every races

>>151482329
why did you have to say that

>>151482270
Would deflate the title race quite a lot unless it happens in the sprint.

>>151482250
Have this manga one, fellow catgirl enthusiast.
(F1 related because Tsunoda is manga too.)

>>151482323
Since fat brown only seems to care about the wcc maybe this is a good thing, ps3 and the goblin can just go "aww shucks, max was just too good I guess!" and it solves the intra-team drama

QRD me on nachos gp. The track is complete and utter shit except lap 1 turn 1 right?

>t. can't remember shit from a week ago. consequences of lead fumes inhalation from when I was a kid are catching up it seems

>>151482380
Thanks, have this sexy Pine Marten

>>151482443
Cute, but where are the tits?

>Odds are good that someone in the top 3 is going to have a fuckup in the next 5 races
>Odds are very good that it will be one or both of the McLel twinks instead of the fucking autismo machine that is Max Verstappen

I can't believe I have hope for this season, but I'm feeling it.

>>151482487
You're setting yourself up for disappointment though. You realize that, right?

>>151482531
I was already expecting disappointment.

We might get a good abu dhabi decider

>>151482487
Racism is illegal in Brazil so Max will be delayed at the airport and lose sleep

>>151482531
Can't be a bigger disappointment than myself so whatever

red bull are still planning to bring more upgades btw

>>151482564
And then it starts raining on sunday.

>>151482564
Max fucks at Brazil. It was the 2016 Brazil GP that made me a Max fan in the first place.

>>151481534
This is Abu Dhabi 2021 tier if cucks if it ever happen

>>151482593
Rain is not good. Rain means they might cancel the race. And that means less points available.

webber instilled in piastri the great art of drowining in the rubicon

yesterday odds were 7.5 for max to win title and now 2.9

Great race by Max, Yuki & Charles!

>>151482436
Track is very high up so everyone runs maximum downforce like Monaco despite it having a very long straight, slipstreams can be very strong and deg is high.

HOLY FUCK YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDS

THE MOST SIMPLE VERSION

BOTH MCLAREN NEEDS TO DNF AT LEAST ONCE. MAX NEEDS TO WIN EVERY SINGLE RACE.

There. Its pretty unrealistic

Why does he keep changing flags?

>>151482641
it's a bit retarded to be so low given how much still has to go right, just shows how good he is

>>151482679
>THE MOST SIMPLE VERSION

>BOTH MCLAREN NEEDS TO DNF AT LEAST ONCE. MAX NEEDS TO WIN EVERY SINGLE RACE.
That's 2 versions where he wins, not 1

>>151482679
Max winning every race (being max) and piastri being at least two spots behind (being Piastri) isn't that unlikely.

5 position penalty in Mexico for Saar

>>151482679
>BOTH MCLAREN NEEDS TO DNF AT LEAST ONCE.
This is provably false thoughbeit

>>151482679
you are upset

>>151482690
Another record for the GOAT

>>151482679
you guys are already coping. peeasstri wont win anything ever.

>>151482111
Tsunoda
>stays behind Lawson on purpose in a DRS train to keep Norris behind
Kwabmilton
>stays back on purpose while Norris is grilling Leclerc and attacks when Norris finally gets past
yeah I'll go with Yugi on this one

>>151482727
does that put him out of the WDC contest?

mex nex

>>151482727
Starting to feel bad for him.

>>151482690
Oh, a combined one for "races before" (Pironi) and "races without ever" (Capelli).
Might adopt this one for reposting in the future, since it's not clear yet which of the two records Hamilton will actually take.

>>151482436
high altitude track
dust everywhere
kino stadium

>>151480979
kino trophy you can tell its cast iron and welded not the bullshit artsy fartsy shit they get

biggest medshitter shittings in recent history:

>montoya kwabbing both championships in by far the fastest car in 2003 after the globohomos forced williams to focus on him
>kwablonso losing the wdc in a car that won the wcc while enjoying perfect reliability against an opponent who didn't
>barrichello shitting up his team and nearly losing both championships after starting off the season with one of the most dominant cars of all time
>kwablonso kwabbing both championships in 2010 in the fastest car after being stuck behind petrov for 60 laps
>kwablonso giving mclel their worst season of all time despite having the biggest budget by far of any team at the time and then hiding in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris
>kwablonso shitting up aston martin
(in progress) >peeasstri shitting up his team and potentially choking the biggest lead in f1 history

>>151482754
>>151482745
>>151482719
>>151482704
NIGGER

>>151482814
they really are a bunch of idiots aren't they

>>151482298
>NO... TOTO...
>I TRUSTED YOU I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS...

>>151482727
reminder that ferrari hasn't won anything after saar's mexico last year

gimi

>>151482679
Until recently, I was excited fir an australian wdc, especially for how much it would cause the brits to seethe. But, thanks to the actions if mclaren this season, i want max to win.

I believe he can do it

>no two week wait till the next race this time
>then two two week gaps between the next races (3 races from 10/26 to 11/23)
>apparently takes a week to get from Texas to Mexico (~1000 miles), but then two weeks to get from Mexico to Brazil (~4,500 miles), and then only two weeks to get from Brazil to Las Vegas (~6,000 miles).
Do all the Mexicans and Mexican adjacents hate each other so much that flying f1 shit from city to city takes longer than getting from the US to Mexico?

>>151482895
kek
>>151482946
Saar also beat lecuck over a season and was the only non-RBR driver to win a race in 2023 (although he was formerly a RBR driver).

>>151483019
sexo

>>151483026
look up the darien gap
now imagine driving a 16 wheeler through that

kelly might be getting pregnant for the third time

>>151483019
why didn't he clip his right back wheel?

>>151483019
Leclerc vs Verstappen are some of the best fights to watch, when they actually fucking happen.

they boonjeet commentators and fucking homo crofty sweating bullets rn. they thought they had it won and now they want all resources put on norris bc according to them hes outperforming mr ice cool. i just hope all this preemptive celebration doenst jinx it

>>151483099
why are you so black

do f1 cars have horns

>>151483166
only mercedes

>>151483166
MP4-20

>>151481050
pls be bait

And just like that Piastri has finally revealed himself

>>151482266
>>151482329

Piastri may be Chinese... but he ain't got that dawg in him.

Who will be the next max, turbo autist niggerkiller? Maybe robin räikkönen

Post your face when Max wins the WDC this year

>>151483714
Lewis will come out when he retires and he'll adopt a fully chinese kid who will be unstoppable

>>151481057
Based Horner giving it his all.

>>151483868
>he'll adopt a fully chinese kid who will be unstoppable
If Hamilton ever has (or adopts) a child, he'll kill it like he killed his dogs.

>>151481256
>3 amx
>3 msc

>>151483868
lewis is getting 23-1'd by lecuck, bro

What are the odds on max winning the WDC? Might put a cheeky /bet/ on.

>>151483976
No chance, unless McLaren get even more retarded.

>>151484022
mclaren are being shitted, bro

>>151483714
The next Max will be Max Jr, his third child with Kelly. She has to get sufficiently old before the chance of transmitting the autism to the child will reach it's fullest potential.

>>151483951
it was this day, this pat, that sealed the fate of these 2

>>151484045
Yeah, but for Max to win the WDC, they have to get even worse.

>>151484054
>Max Jr
Short for Maxine Jr, another girl.

>>151484067
Their mental is crumbling by the day. All the discussion right now is on Max making this miraculous comeback, and you can rest assured that's getting into their heads.

>>151484067
>pozfags aren't familiar with the shitting process

r8

>>151480474 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/SYeoZWimOfM?si=0aXfwhkOTfCqBMn_

>>151484083
Women's reaction times are suboptimal. The F1 eugenics team would never allow it to come out as a girl. It would be a waste of years of planning.

>>151480856
McClaren don't have it
I think both drivers and the team are dusted for the rest of the season
Neither driver has the level of experience to properly close this out, they're already cracking under pressure as Max swings a comeback. PS3 was once known as "the iceman" is breaking under it. Norris doesn't have the strong mind either, the management won't stick to a actual gameplan. They're gonna let Max get pole and win the rest of the year.

>>151481998
>Norris has rituals
rude, every woman has rituals, Norris is not special

>>151484158
>PS3 was once known as "the iceman" is breaking under it
ridiculous how he "earned" this reputation when he was under zero pressure

>>151484200
People are just desperate for gimi 2.0

>>151484231
People are people.

>>151481802
>>151481758
>let's give blue to the orange car and orange to the blue car
Pretty smart.

Suddenly, for no reason at all, Piastri is much slower than Norris.

>>151484250
they're fucking not and you know it kraut

>>151482299
Jack living the dream, based boomer

>>151484250
proofs?

>>151482194
Especially after saying pic related.

>>151484261
Actually it's oranje for Max, yellow of Pisstree, and blue for depressionorris
(I couldn't be bothered to change the defaults)

not a bear>man fan but yugi kinda cucked him and got away with it

>>151482679
>guy who made up 64 points in 4 race weekends can't make up 40 in 5
ok

PS3 or No Rizz lossing the WDC might actually be an historic F1 KWAB. The fact that's it's on the table already makes gigafruads

In another Universe Max win 2025 WDC

>>151484153
Thanks Peter

For all the pozfags who aren't entirely familiar with the medshitter process, this is how it's going to play out: peeasstri will continue fucking up every race and dropping passive aggressive comments in the press. The atmosphere in the team will get shitted as a result, causing them to collapse. As he continues to drop further down the field, he will get increasingly disruptive until eventually he's out of the title race and the globohomos pretend like there never was a race and Max had the fastest car all along

lel, norris shittalking the 2026 cars
>the cars won't look anywhere near as cool going through sector 1 here cause it's a lot slower in the corners
>but they'll be quick down the straights... for a few seconds
https://youtu.be/KnMbfWRhJ4Y?t=787

It's over for Cola, he's out.

>>151484432
Nothing more kwab than "black" british guy trying to beat Micheal Schumacher WDC record only to get btfo in very last lap

>>151484380
The more you look at that incident the worse it gets, I've got no idea why it wasn't even looked at. Tsu basically moved under braking AND brake checked manbear at the same time. I think if he made contact with him, Tsu would have gotten penalised for erratic driving causing a collision

>>151484432
If this happens, I propose we rename the wec championship to the norizz/pisaster memorial cup

>>151484492
>>151484380
Because it was mid-corner and not a real overtaking opportunity like yeah maybe it was a bit borderline but beartwink was way out of position there.

Holy fuck im stresseating and i think 3 large pizzas is bit much

>>151484575
bro what the fuck

>>151484432
They're losing it to Max this year.
On top of the team kind of crumbling in the back half and two of the young drivers cracking under pressure, they have a surging Max who's in shooting distance of Piastri. Plus at this point Ferari and Mercedes are beginning to match them a bit and they're not wanting to budge from results at this point either.
Max will overtake Norris within 3 races, I almost guarantee it.

>>151484492
I'm not a Tsufag (find him quite gross after I realised he takes part in infantalising himself even, come on man I know you're short but have a little self-respect)
but there was at no point any space for Bearman to make that move unless Yuki swerves out of the way, and he's gonna he breaking while moving while taking the defensive line on that turn

>>151484646
>I know you're short but have a little self-respect
you sound bitch-sized

>>151484539
erratic driving is erratic driving, does it matter where it happens?

>>151484671
It's fine that he's short, he acts weird and gay about it that's all

>>151484608
kino pic and i agree

Max "God of Motorsport" Verstappen

>>151484607
My heart beating really hard right now

>>151484575
brother I feel like edd after having 2 over the weekend

>>151484711
>omg yuki turned!?!? And in sequence of corners no less?!?
If you're braking on a straight it's easy to determine if someone is moving under braking, but that entire section of corners has multiple different lines so you can't claim he wasn't intending to drive exactly that way before bearboi ever made the move.

>>151484711
Bearman was the significantly more erratic one in this instance though

>>151484479
Better to die a Chad, than to live as a cuck.

George Russell should be fired.

You now remember Jack Doohan.

>>151484800
checked

>>151484575
Nigga, just don't eat much tomorrow. Easy.

>>151484800
>fired
fired at?
fired upon?
fired from?
fired in?

>>151484817
>Oh yeah, that happened

>>151484800
not his problem
got his contract
LOL

>>151484866
Fired up, he's getting paid £30m a year for a couple years and has custody over Kimi now

>>151484866
As in having been processed by heating in a kiln

Oscar's dogshit in the final stints of the season
He'll probably perform worse too since he has his teammate and Max up his ass and he's on top

THE PRESSURE IS ON
ICEMAN AINT COLD NO MO

Max credited chuck at least twice during the post race press interviews saying that his fight with Lando and the delay that it caused was what ultimately helped him get the win.

>>151483971
>shitty interior with diarrhea colored furniture from the early 2000s and chink lamps
>$1-2k usd cat
Easternest europe checks out alright

>>151484779
just saw the thing again, you mite bee rite
>>151484790
yeah tsu wasn't THAT erratic

>>151484575
>3 large pizzas
>bit much
edd would never

USE previously.

>>151484575
>i think 3 large pizzas is bit much
a touch

>>151485060
Lando hasn't done himself any favors being a snarky bitch for the last two years and making the other drivers hate him.

>>151484575
>i think 3 large pizzas is bit much
Congrats on the American citizen bro

>>151485116
>united statesians

>>151485192
Soon you will be too.

>>151485225
>want to subsume every other country
>would mean you have to eliminate Israel
USAbros...

>>151485045
Guess we'll be waiting another decade before Alan Jones is replaced as our most recent WDC winner.

>>151485225
You will never have my foreskin!

>>151481256
I still don't understand how Hamilton never managed a streak longer than 5, when Rosberg managed 7.

>>151480940
I think Russel will take Vegas to throw a spanner in the works

>>151485611
Easy. He's shit.

COMPLETE
AND
UTTER

>>151484479
they still haven't posted his post-race interview

>>151481231
Mathematically possible, statistically improbable

>>151484575
...

>>151485698
VROOMS

https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1980061977872392394
KWAB

>>151485864
enter bussin' goblin

>>151485864
>any instruction made by the pit wall is final
I guess not that final.

>>151485864
uh oh

>>151485864
Based Sodahorse.

>>151485864
Dang I thought Briatore was cool, he's just another cuckold.

Who on the current grid would you be happy with winning a championship
Not this championship, but a championship
For me, it's
>Max
>Leclerc
>Alonso
>Sainz
and that's it

>>151485905
They are NOT MCLEL

>>151485864
Brace for the return of the Jack for just one race when Colapinto gets benched as punishment for ignoring team orders
Laugh when Jack finishes 10th to score 1 point and get off the bottom of the driver standings

>>151485864
Fucking Steve

Stroll has made the most passes of any driver this year
absolute GOAT

>>151485864
>no racing allowed!

>>151485989
>Leclerc
>Russel
>Hadjar
>Sainz
>Hulk
>Bort
>Stroll just for the internet meltdown

Oscar is just an aussie STROLLGOD

>>151485864
/ Lower
/
/
/
/
Rise /

>>151485989
I dont think anyone other than max deserves to win atm

>>151485944
why would pinacolada be so fucking retarded to ignore a sociopath like briatore?
what a fucking idiot

>>151485989
Same. Still won't mind if Piastri wins this one though, as long as Lando loses.

>>151486033
This would be really funny

ALALL - As Long As Lando Loses

>>151486157
not for you though

>>151485864
>team orders for 18th and 19th

>>151486160
You can see the pain in his eyes every time he shares a podium with Max.

>>151486125
I was of the same mind earlier in the season but the extent to which Piastri is choking now made me change my mind
Between Baku and him being a cuck to the papaya rules I just can't get behind him

>>151486059
Symptom of awful qualifying

>>151486087
She can pit on my face if you catch my strategy

>sharl: this track is good for racing
>norizz: it would be nice if it was easier
>sharl: ....what?
>amx: (is this nigga serious?)
lmao they both are operating on a completely different level than el goblino. the thought of a track being "easier" would never even cross their racing autist mind

>>151486322
It's also one of the easiest tracks to begin with. Very wide with even wider runoffs. Of course, you're not supposed to leave the track anyway. Maybe that's what Norris considers difficult about it?

>>151486269
what do you mean by pit?
spit?
shit?
sit?
piss?
fart?

>max doesn't even need two wins worth of points over Piastri to win the wdc
>max of 141 points left in the season
>max has to be max and win and/or place highly at a bunch of tracks he's won at already
>McLaren has to not fall apart, and manage to out max max himself
>red bull still has upgrades they plan to bring this season
I just like seeing McLaren fail.

>>151486160
I don't like Lando but if he wins I will laugh my ass off at the catastrophic butthurt that will ensue. The dank sub will be on suicide watch.

>>151486471
All of the above

>>151486567
>the dank sub will be on suicide watch
why do you care about redditors? do you frequent that place? you should go back

>>151486122
M8.
Gasly is legit slow. Bort is right up Franco's ass. You want the nigga to hold position just to get raped by the Brazilian? Gasly ultimately finished behind Bort ffs.

>>151485864
Deserved honestly. Dive bombing your teammate for what, P17? When P16 is eight seconds ahead and there's only two laps left in the race?
Retarded thirdie behavior

Has anyone ever dominated an entire era of regulations?

>>151486612
>the crying has already started
KEK

>>151486551
>tfw I was in eight grade when McLaren won their last WDC

>>151486635
How did Gassly get ahead of Colap in the first place? Pit strategy? If so Colabinto had every right to disobey that shit.

>>151486322
fucking hell i cant stop looking at their expressions

>>151486635
>perfectly clean racing
>NOOOO NOT LE DIVEBOMB SO DANGEROUS

>>151486670
I was 19

No seriously what the fuck is going through Zak's head? I thought Binotto was worse.

>>151485864
based fucking cola

>>151485153
Is Norris still on good terms with Sainz? Not that Sainz will consistently be in a position to help with this year's Williams.

>watching the post race interview
>thought Max's hat was paisley or something
>look it up
>it's tiny cowboys
If only it had the embroidery and stuff like the regular hat you can buy. I don't have a cowboy hat.

You can only play the team game so long until this shit happens lmao

Who does he back now?

>Just let them race
is clearly not working lol

That smug faggot has been smug and cocky ass season on camera all season because he had the 1 and 2, now he might lose both to Max

FUCK IM HOPING

PLEASE MAX PLEASE

>>151485864
>https://youtu.be/XAj5HUxMFlo
pinto's reaction to alpine's 'review' (with the security he has from major team sponsors)

anyone have those pics from singapore (2022 I think) where fat edd straw is in the journalist panel and has some pastries on a plate next to him? he's fat

>>151486977
>Who does he back now?
The logical choice would be Piastri since he's leading the championship, but we all know he doesn't want to do that.

>>151487259
noice

>>151486977
He's still going to back norris as norris is his favorite little bitch boy, and give away the wdc by backing the worse driver.
After this race, I don't know if Piastri is even going to bother trying anymore. He's broken by the favoritism superceding ability.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to get a seat at a different team for next year, let alone from 2027 onwards.

>>151487451
Oscar to Red Bull confirmed

>>151487451
please tell me that is ai

>>151487595
norris is the second best cocksucker on the grid after bearman

>>151487595
it's don't

>>151487595
that is ai

>>151485864
If Cola gets dropped because of this I can only pray that every single Renault dealership left in this shithole get vandalized and burnt down on such a massive scale that they have to cower in shame and bail out of the country.

>>151487658
there are better ways than franxo colapinto to channel argentinian nationalism

>>151487630
>>151487631
>>151487640

>>151485864
what's that? a medshitter shitting up his team? I don't believe it

>>151486685
same lol
sharl is genuinely bewildered and confused by the statement, while amx looks like he's about to throw hands

>>151488265
nice flag

>>151488265
YOU KILLED SENNA

>>151488290
thanks

>>151484539
This.
"Moving under breaking" doesn't apply when the drive ahead is already making the apex of the turn, and at no point was there ever enough room for beerwoman to fit in there.
This is all bullshit on the part of people who will always hate Japanese drivers.
Tsunoda drove a great race and had a great result considering his own team continues to do everything it can to fuck him over because he's Japanese and because of their butthurt toward Honda.
Yuki's enjoying the remainder of his time as best he can, making the majority of passes over the past two races now. He knows he's not at Shit Bull next year. Marko will get his racially acceptable wunderkind who will then choke in the second car.

>>151488290
it's not the correct one but i'll take it

>>151488318
>it's not the correct one
why

>>151487658
Extremely possible scenario

>>151486454
>Of course, you're not supposed to leave the track anyway. Maybe that's what Norris considers difficult about it?

>>151488376
IPs aren't always 100% accurate, sometimes they miss by a few kilometers which can be a whole different country

United Strailya now

>>151488444
I know I was finland once for a week

>>151480525
Yup, that's going in my coom later folder

It's been raining constantly in the whole country since summer began, there's been flash floodings, landslides and multiple people have died because of the rains, and yet there's no rain expected for the race weekend. What a fucking joke.

>>151485864
>>151487658
Based COLAPINTVS
that's why i have decided to send all my money to a Mercado Pago Bank account so he can secure his f1 seat

Volumes.

>>151488603
Are you going to the race, mexifren

>max verstappen isn't actually the biological father
how this flew over my noggin for this long is concerning

>>151488692
You should've listened

lando took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with max

Whenever I see a really attractive, pale, thin Mexican woman with long flowing dark hair and red lips I think of Cima Garahau.
>F1 related because Mexico next

>>151488656
No, shit's too expensive. I only hoped to see a wet race here for a change.

>>151488864
Remind me. Who was a race winner in the MCL35?

>>151488940
only because kwabmilt*n and pozzedstappen crashed into each other

Post yfw you lose the WDC championship

>>151488654
Did norris get ignored all celebration again?

It's race week y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJIZkZ7L3I
Thread theme after AMX's victory today.

>>151488864
>evenly matched
Is that why max outperformed him so greatly the lady year they drove together?

How did Ferrari get away with this?

>>151489061
I rewatched it, max gave him some pity spray.

>>151489265
is that why kwablonso spent 2 (two) years hiding in his basement

AMX victory is inevitable. Not even God can stop him.

>>151489367
get some new material, schizo
this shit is getting boring as hell

Funny how RBR became goated again after they fired Hornyman

>>151489299
Prove that you're Japanese.

phoneposters deserve the rope

>>151489485
reminder that it's not uncommon for the captcha to display relevant keywords depending on the script that's being run by the globohomos

>>151489537
*proves it*

You know, I really enjoyed that race. Kinda boring, but the narrative is really fun.

>>151489299
they did not thoughever

>>151480725
Imagine thinking changing TP in the middle of the season will have an immediate turn around across the complete team, driver and car. They didn't magically become better because Mekies came in. Red Bull's bump in performance would have been the exact same with Horner in charge, since Horner put that change in place. Mekies just came in and gets the credit for doing fuck all.

>>151489880
you are talking to DTSbabbies, don't bother

>>151489889
東京ディズニー!

This thread is Mickey Mouse

>>151489889
thigh

cant wait for sky sports AI generated t-rex verstappen ad after they fully commit to the max wdc programming

DTS IS GONNA BE PEAK LADS

jaws fits better

>>151488864
Tsunoda took a shit on Ricciardo too.

>>151490247
I already have an edit planned.

why does every quote make him sound so lame?

>>151489299
wtf how did he make the car that wide

>>151490360
still his teammate at the end of the day, i guess lol

the more time passes since poowey left, the faster the red bull gets

>>151490369
Das style steering wheel system, but when you push it forward it makes the car wide so you can't be passed on straights.
It's still in the prototype stage, and wasn't supposed to be on the race car.

>doom scrolling YouTube shorts
>video about the hill at Austin
>they find Carlos sainz in the pit, and he's doing the stupid jaw thing
Does he have some kind of condition? Loose jaw for earning a seat in f1?

>>151490631
every single one of them has a touch of the tism

gimi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugwQzgcbAqU

ive had about 1.5l

>>151490668
I've never met a car loving person who wasn't a fucking weirdo

>>151490668
He even does it there.

>>151490724
if you like machines you have a screw loose and on some level want to fuck it

nando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raq3c0BjNwo

>>151485864
https://x.com/javifire2505/status/1980043988351779202
Based Coca Cola

lmao

leg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJhtbNEEYo

bake

would norris's reputation rise or lower if he "accidentally" crashes into max if for some reason max was in contention for the wdc against piastri on the last race on the calendar?

>>151490941
>piastri
stopped reading there

bake tho

>>151491036
>>151491036
>>151491036

>>151488488
>population 7 million
fuck those were the days

>>151489485
>he doesnt know that captchas describe the poster by their post history

>>151484575
S T R A F F O
T
R
A
F
F
O

>>151489889
would do sex to woman in yellow shirt

>>151489880
Go to bed, Christian.

>>151490941
Yes.