Thread 151487134

Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays
>>151485712

jays lose this game

Yesavage blew his load and now he's tired

BAN GROUND

GARY BETTMAN NEEDS THE BLUE JAYS TO LOSE

Nobody cares. Game 7 of a boresball series can't get anywhere near the amount of viewers football does. Fuck off

Shit teams

Trey is struggling again

FINAL SCORE: 6-7

>RISPiners
They're not scoring shit here, or any tonight

pepperjack

>>151487177
Fuck you bitch football sucks ass

i dont feel so good

>>151487176
Gary loves my Jaysies :)

Does this guy have more than 1 pitch?

Hey suck our wieners Jays

JP please

fuuuuuck

yeah load em again who cares eh

new york fans mindbroke yesavage he was crying about them harassing his family on social media

Leafs though that was a strike KEK

that take was ice fucking cold geno.

uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DOUBLE PLAY

KWAB KWAB KWAB

ANOTHER WORLDS FAMOUS TREY YESAVAGE BASES LOADED DOUBLE PLAY

damn the jays are hot tonight

ANOTHER DP LMAO

HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

KEK KEK!!

turn two

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fucking eh again.

lol. lmao. rofl.

THEY DID IT TWICE

kek ANOTHER double play

I'm not switching back from football this time.

kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

>>151487177
>Call it Football even though they use their hands
>Fags running into each other in full padding
>Brought to you by BLM
Nice bait

>RISP
>GIDP
we should all bet on this next time

man that's brutal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>double play
>Rush Tom Sawyer plays
Yeah I'm thinking kino

>announcer says the batter will hit a homerun
>grounds into a dp
>announcer says the batter will ground into a dp
>grounds into a dp
kek

they did it again

>double play
>double play
>double play
>oh no! we lost the series
If the Mariners crash out they have nobody to blame but themselves

Mariners bros . . .

>playing Iris of all songs into the commercial break
wtf is that all about?

FAGGOTners

mariners getting DP'd....

Kwabiners

KEK ANOTHER MARISHITS DOUBLE PLAY
YOU WILL NEVER BE THE CHADSTROS

Trey is an uberchad clutch dawg

>>151487134 (OP)
>CAUSE EVERYTHINGS MADE TO BE BROKEN

>EVEN SEATTLES DREAMS

>>151487205
this guy looks straight up unhealthy like something is wrong with his hormones

>>151487194
>>151487273
I can't hear you, your shit ratings are too loud

wow

>>151487134 (OP)
>it’s happening again

Yesavage is trying to go for that long con mindbreak

LMAOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO

Didnt that exact thing happen to the Jays last game

XBLITERATED

fuck it, only the jays have a chance against the dodgers

ANOTHER BASES LOADED DOUBLE PLAY

I'm completely numb to bases loaded GIDPs at this point. I'm more surprised when the M's actually drive a run in

>>151487310
why would anyone want to be part of that faggoty cheating franchise?

trey should just be a groundball pitcher

>>151487278
Not as brutal as getting doyered

Horrendous pitching but zero clutch potential from the Mariners to capitalize. Can't get away with those shit ABs in the playoffs even when you get like 4 walks in two innings.

why did the mariners give up

>2025
>watching boresball

NFL preseason gets higher ratings than your playoff games. Fuck this dead sport

Humiliation ritual

>>151487343
because we have rings and you don't :)

I just want you to know who I am

>>151487359
Lithium–aluminosilicate glass–ceramics (Li2O–Al2O3–SiO2) system can achieve very low or even negative bulk thermal expansion, so fuck you

I didn't follow the regular season. Who the hell is Barger? Never heard of him.

Torontos pitcher can’t keep getting away with it

>>151487359
yes >my team does. everyone hates you faggots lol.

>>151487351

nah we look pretty good compared to the way the brewers played

>Xheattle

uh oh, stinky

So Dodgers are winning another world series aren't they? Fuck this timeline

baseball would be better if they banned double plays at 1st base

>>151487310
The astros were good enough to win without cheating, that's why they're such scum

If the Rockies won the world series by cheating, it would be unfathomably based

>>151487310
based

>>151487358
usually xeattleoids have to pay for this kind of cuckolding

>>151487382
agreed

>>151487372
He's a rich guy who fucks

>Texas/Ohio State got 16.1 million viewers
>Not a single boresball playoff game has reached 10 million

>>151487378
>hating based texas
ok commie

schneider sounds too normal for how he looks

>>151487394
kek

ask that fat fuck why he put in little

>>151487359
*

>>151487382
I'm a jints fan so either way it hurts

>>151487177
Why are you here?

>>151487356
Fewer NFL games due to its intensity, but mLB has more games overall. Thus there's more money to be made in baseball because more games = more ratings + more seats. It's simple economics.

MLB plays the long game, NFL the short game. ;)

>>151487341
i need her ()

>>151487409
Texas is a chud shithole

t. former Texan

>>151487341
if you're gonna keep posting this dude at least link to his onlyfans

anyone else hate Ken Rosenthal?

As a doyers fan, I'd prefer seattle desu

Twinkaner has arrived. do not reply to the faggot spamming about concussionball.

>>151487402
That’s what happens when it’s on cable. Though idk what the Ohio state game was on

>>151487409
Fuck you texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCL_IiUXiBc

>>151487444
You'd be more hardpressed to find someone who actually stands that j*w faggot

>>151487372
He debuted last year, sucked; started the year in Triple A and then finally found his swing in the majors. He had a major hotstreak in the middle of the season

thankfully the seattle mariners fanbase is mostly made up of 35-year old SA goons who are already on multiple SSRIs since lowtax died so this loss won't be too hard on them

>>151487444
pretty much the entire baseball world can't stand that guy

Yes lets watch the replay to show the jays being cocky as fuck. ty mlb.

>>151487414
schneider looks like a cunny king

>>151487472
>HAVING PLAYOFF GAMES ON CABLE

LOLOLOLOLOL

holy fuck i hate these announcers.

>>151487472
puting it on cable is killing baseball

>>151487444
he's fake as fuck

>>151487468
please don't fry the frog!

>>151487481
goons are WAY older than that, m8

>>151487444
R
O
S
E
N E A N D E R T H A L

>>151487409
>TRY THAT IN TEXAS
>let jeets take all your jobs and build a giant demon monkey statue
Totally impotent, all talk cuckold state

>>151487461
>>151487461
>>151487461
you retards really can't help yourselves. every day...

>>151487504
baseball should be free OTA in at the very least the metro areas of the team, the entire state would be preferable

who's more overrated Ichiro or Ken Griffey Jr.?

>>151487500
he looks like Roy Cohn

yo
we rooting for the jays?

My current cope is I came into this season not even expecting the M's to make the playoffs so even if >we lose it's a much better season than I was anticipating

>bashing Texas

Enjoy your state income tax. All you California betas are gonna move here anyway with your far left hypocrisy

>>151487536
If they showed minor league games for free, it would do wonders for the sport as a whole

Ale owns your sorry ass

>>151487444
The bow tie adds +10 faggotry

Asuka and Rei both have two different main groups they appeal to.

Asuka appeals to femdom fags. And guys who want to break a brat.

Rei appeals to guys who aren't confident. And guys who want a girl who will just let you do anything to them and want to destroy the girl.

This is the inning. Dom Slap. Rivas walk. Yesavage pulled on a coward impulse by Schneider. Bullpen collapses.

>>151487524
alright i'll take this terrible bait. what exactly are they supposed to do about a statue being built?

>>151487536
cheapest cable sport package is like 70 a month and aint no whippersnapper paying that to watch boreball and boomgroids are becoming too poor to afford it.

>>151487543
Griffey. Ichiro is unironically underrated

>>151487543
Both are underrated

For me it's Hitomi

>>151487544
>these people look the same
Schmolz and Schulman could be brothers
Whats the connection??

>>151487563
Have a wallpaper, Asukafriends!

>>151487191
this anon is going places

>>151487472
>Though idk what the Ohio state game was on
CBS
I'm pretty sure every ohio state game is OTA unless they're playing a cupcake shitter or a CFP game

I miss our little Ichiro

post apocalyptic prep must be a huge business in america

>>151487563
Summary: Asuka appeals to alpha chads and Rei appeals to cuck losers

>>151487551
the secret to marinering is to never have expectations and always plan on being disappointed.

>>151487588
>>151487543
Ichiro was never flashy or a hoem run guy, but he's up there with Pete Rose for best hitters of all time in baseball.

>>151487601
this is a Lune board

>>151487191
>non-estrogen american cheese
rare

>>151487628
schizomaxxing is big business in muttland

>>151487628
blame the Mormons

>>151487551
This is called "being a mariners fan". We'll give them a fucking parade just for winning 3 games and we'll be ecstatic about it

>>151487646
FAGGets kek!

Wait, people ITT actually support J*wish practices of not putting baseball on cable? WTF?

>>151487191
looks like FM or QFC

Do they post up "KKK" when there are three strikeouts and the camera just doesn't show it? Or do they skip it?

>>151487604
Smoltz isn't jewish, he's just ugly

if the jays think they can load the bases and get double plays against the dodgers they're going to be unpleasantly surprised

>>151487574
Literally anything lmao all tough talk about guns and HANG EM HIGH but they elect cuck politicians and when they get racially displaced they just impotently move away instead of doing ANYTHING
If they're so tough they'd start doing outlaw shit when politics fail, but they won't, because they can't, because they're
A L L
T A L K

CANZONE

>>151487628
if you want to make money in america, you do everything you can to convince people they need what you're selling

>>151487601
RIP Itagaki

Canzone got a hit!!

>>151487671
They put the k backwards

A Gabagool powered base hit

Even if Mariners win this, they're not showing strength they seem to be fumbling through this game with tons of errors and leaving bases loaded. They remind me of the Yanks.

>>151487563
what about misato

>>151487573
Interdasting

>>151487628
a lot of blue collar fucktards (not even real rednecks, who are wiley and resourceful) think they wouldn’t just fold like a dish towel when shtf and you can make big bucks playing into the fantasies of these retards

wow... he actually can... zone...

was just about to trash canzone saying hes supposed to be a 300 batter, batting like volpe

>>151487628
I like the skinny skid that teaches boomers how to use QR codes

>>151487676
...ok so they should use guns and "outlaw shit" to tear down a monkey statue. because muh race

>bullpen getting ready
It's ogre

there's a hideous plastic surgery monster in a pink shirt behind homeplate

>>151487685
wrong a backwards K means 3rd strike no swing, stuck out looking

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

THATS THREE DEE PEES

>>151487701
Mets fan

Just got back from McDonald's, guys. they were all out of burgers, fries, nuggers, soda, and ice cream. sorry.

i fucking swear

Imagine scoring a run

LMAO

kek.

let's turn two

Mariner killer

>>151487722
I don't give a fuck what they do, they should just stop pretending to be tough guys when they're just weak pathetic cucks who will take any injustice sitting down

AND ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY

you're fucking kidding me

DOUBLE PLAY
>DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY
>DOUBLE PLAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151487555
but i live in arizona

wow

>>151487634
Being the bitch of a girl is not alpha. And dominating and destroying a girl is alpha.

>>151487701
Guys who like older girls, probably mommy issues. And guys who like sluts.

i feel bad for the Ms...

THEY PUT A DIAMOND GUSSET IN THE CROTCH
WHERE YOU NEED IT MOST

WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE DOUBLE PLAYS

wow mariners. that's uhhh

Wilson needs to forfeit

Start over Game 7 tomorrow

>>151487756
you're lying *pulls gun out*

THREE DOUBLE PLAYS

Ok now it is over for the mariners

SO CLOSE MARINERS LOL

Mariners are completely shut out of this game lmao

They did it again kek

>>151487628
I should get a gun to off myself when things get too bad

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I'm sorry for watching bros. This is my fault

>>151487778
virgin post

>>151487778
yikes

maybe if yesavage could throw a fucking strike they wouldn't have to rely on dps

It's never been more over.

Looks like the nintendo reddits lost the momentum

This is embarrassing , shuttle shouldn’t even be in the postseason , they suck

>xeattleoids thought this was an mvp

So who's the real MVP of the American League? Because Toronto has made fools out of Judge and Raleigh.. hint. It’s Vladdy Guerrero


VLADAMIR >>>> Raleigh

Wow all the xeattle fans vacated the game threads

Interesting, maybe they’re playing their Nintendo Wii 2 now

Shittle is a shithole heh..
AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


SHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLE

GET
FUCKING

BTFO


BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

THE NINTENDO REDDITS ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTLE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTS

THE NINTENDO REDDITS

I JUST CANT

MEIN SIDES

>the Nintendo Reddits everyone

>>151487768
>someone building a monkey statue is a serious injustice!!! they need to do something that satisfies ME in this instance for some reason!!!!!
bro you sound like a fucking retard

Yesavage saving our season

Why did that guy take his sister on a date on the commercial?

I like Misato the most, she reminds me a lot of my mom.

chat gpt help me plan the perfect date with my sister

we are playing like dogshit

Cum on Mariners, don't be a Padres. One more game and you win the pennant. Get it done.

Love to see all this raw DP action

I would honestly just stop watching this sport if I was a Margerines fan.

>>151487803
Same I'mm gonna get me a drink and vidya for a bit.

>mariners only grounded into 7 dps
>had 3 dps and it's only the 5th inning

Seattle GIDP

Can someone please answer my question about the fans putting up "KKK" when there are three strikeouts?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

>>151487134 (OP)
Jarvis what is the record for number of double plays hit into for one playoff game?

Fucking christ Mariners. They're playing like shit. Gilbert is pitching like shit. The defense is defending like shit. The batters can't help but strike out and hit into DPs.

Niggas acting like double plays are rare when these niggas keep hitting into them. C'mon mange.

>>151487781
Lol what kind of commercials do you leafs have? I thought our ads were posted to the max

>bateman instead of batman

They should make a movie where the guy from American psycho thinks he's batman

>>151487832
It's not happening.

Why don't the hitters just stop hitting ground balls at defenders in DP situations?

we are reaching soulless levels previously not considered possible

double playiners.....

>>151487824
we have a time honored tradition of incest commercials

>>151487808
I've fucked ~40 girls

as much as i'd love jays to set a record for double plays how about stop putting runners on

>>151487876
Most erotic ad of all time.

Both these teams suck. My doyers gonna booty blast the whole country.

Digits and Mariners still win with a solo homer in the 6th and a grand slam in the 8th

VLADDY BOMB

>>151487858
I'm loving every tear

>>151487822
They're the ones constantly complaining about it. I'm just calling them out for not doing anything about it.
Are you Indian or something you seem REALLY defensive about the statue LMAO

>>151487846
yes, they put up three Ks. it's not that big a damn deal

>Mariners gonna lose this game
>it’ll go to 7 games
>whoever wins between the M’s and Jays will be fucking exhausted
>meanwhile the Dodgers will be fully rested in time for the World Series

Doyers gonna sweep the World Series. Damn it feels good to be a Doyerpaco.

VLAD BOMB

>>151487846
traditionally, they do 2, then wait until 4. Skip 3 entirely.

>>151487883
prove it

>>151487843
if this next inning is the same, I'll do the same.
>just got Kappa in Tarkov last night
>now I can play the game

PLAKATAAAAAAA

>>151487787
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

VLADDY IS YO DADDY

Why do people still onions out about double plays? It's a thing that frequently happens when there are runners on base, I don't get what the big deal is

im gonna fucking kill myself

THERE GOES VLADDY AGAIN

It never even began.

nice

VLADDY YES

>>151487861
I wonder if chatgpt also wrote the script for these commercials?

>>151487889
ye should be a contact pitcher, he'll blow out his arm trying to strike out the side on 20 pitches every inning

Are mariners fans even watching anymore

>>151487901
brother you're the one who brought it up. why does it bother you so much?

>>151487897
*2 solo homers and a grand slam

VLADDY!!!!

I am feeling slightly better about this game but I'm not confident yet

>>151487920
vladdy owns ya!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES SUCK

>>151487897
Even if that happens it'll only tie the game

reminder blujays are a buncha cheaters

>>151487883
Classic virgin lie, nobody actually keeps track after 10

>>151487918
three times in a game back to back to back

At least he pulled Logan before any damage was done

>>151487918
Fumbling 8 risp in three innings in a row in probably the most important single game this team has played in its entire history is a bummer

Poor Seattle man...sad.

>>151487861
honestly, get rid of your smartphone is 2026, get completely offline by December 31, 2027
even if AGI can't happen, it will turn you into a bug

>>151487818

what?

Okay it's 5-0, let Springer rest and bring in Loperfido

>>151487914
*shoots you*
oh God what have I done?!

>>151487905
>bats all go cold
>starting pitching gives up more than 1 ER
>blowpen blows
nothing is certain

that was a statpad anticlutch hr btw
don't bring up the bullpen shit

>>151487883
I've fucked >40 girls

Vladdy is now #1 in post-season for Home Runs, ahead of even Shohei. How does he do it? He was good but he's playing ELITE in post-season.

>>151487934
all it takes is yesavage to load the bases then a schniderian pitching change

>>151487905
Dodgers are gonna have TOO much time off. This is baseball, not football

This is embarassing but so is the Jays losing 3 games against this team so far. GG dodgers.

The Losiners such so fucking hard. Choking is their specialty.
They will NEVER get into the World Series.

>>151487956
Holy shit that must be the first time that's ever happened!!!!

>>151487954
you don't know any real addicts. my buddy keeps a detailed log in his notes app and he's over 100 by now, it's really sad

Uh nintendo reddits?

Vlad already has a better post season career than judge

REMINDER WHOEVER WINS WILL LOSE TO THE DOYERS IN THE WORLD SERIES

>>151487134 (OP)
Retards

>>151487818
Based Sean bringing the bantz as always

Mariners should just start beaning guys

Starting to get worried, Doyerbros
Are the Blue Jays' bats that good or is the pitching that bad in the AL?

>>151487972
They need a 10 run lead to cushion the retarded managerial decisions.

>It's never been more over
at least we have the seahawks tomorrow....heh....*cries*

>>151487981
Japanese autism will counter the too much time off

>>151487935
It's called an example, silly.
Texans bitch about that statue constantly, and Indian mass immigration. Is English your first language? Do you know how rhetoric works?

>>151487961
>be a schizo who never uploads self to social media
>cant be ai deepfakes

haha looks like i won normgroids

>>151487978
>How does he do it?
Learned from the best

>>151487979
Well they had the bases loaded and look where they're at now.

Just too many mistakes made, I don't see the blue jays slipping that bad.

>>151487966
>tfw live on the CA/US border
>can literally see Victoria, BC from my window
>get Victoria and Vancouver FM radio stations
>no Tim Hortons

Fuck you Canuck faggots I hope you choke on maple syrup that you drink from a can.

>>151487910
Bend over, baby boy.

>>151487637
They're cursed because their city's leaders work hard to free rapists from jail the nanosecond they're booked.
God hates the Mariners.

this game is crap, and screw the lame as blue jays

>>151487998
Good bats, absolutely atrocious pitching from Gilbert tonight and two fielding errors so the defense isn't faring much better.

/jays/

>>151487997
This, accept the L and just focus on concussing vladdy and a few others

OK we might lose but would you rather live in soulless expensive Toronto or based Seattle with beautiful nature and women?

Logan Gilbert is one ugly dude

>>151488017
>Texans bitch about that statue constantly
i've literally never heard about it until your post. where are they bitching?

>>151488052
Vancouver is mostly Chinese, Seattle is mostly white and cheaper than Vancouver, however both are expensive and have ugly people.

>>151487998
>Freddie joins his Jays mid-series!

>>151488035
That describes literally every city with a MLB team

>>151488052
>seattle
>beautiful nature
If you drive 2 hours in any direction sure
>women
Women*

>blue jays try to win the series legit
>Losing
>start hacking pitchcom again with the guy in the hotel (I’ve SEEN him in the window with the headset and wireless interceptor)

Frauds

>>151488052
seattle is more expensive than toronto bud

This would be the clinching game if Schneider wasn't infatuated with Brendon Little

>>151487954
There is a reason I put ~40. Because I actually don't know how many, but it's around 40.

>>151488052
there is nothing in seattle except furries and transgenders be serious

they literally think any ball hit in the air is gone

>>151488028
Seems weird. Tim Horton's are everywhere out east. Even small towns have 2.

it is funny they always think its a homerun lol

>>151488028
Just drive up to the Tim Hortons across the border.

I'm glad seattle is losing cause I hate Starbucks

>>151488055
And he can't pitch for shit. Why do the Faginers keep hiring the worst?
Hey! I got it. The Chokiners are just trying to make us feel nostalgia for the 90s.
What a team!
Thanks for choosing to not get into the World Series just so we can feel comfy feelings from the past! They are saints.

BIG ERN

>>151488111
are they also full of poos?

Good shit Ernie

>>151488028
Tim Hortons is fucking awful bro it's owned by burger king

>>151488102
sounds like my kind of place

>>151488028
we have tim hortons in new york, they arent that great, it's just dunkin donuts

>>151488121
Do you drink tea

Clement cycle watch

I'm just glad I'm not c*nadian and live in mumbai

How does he keep doing it?

A homerun just flew over my house!!

>>151488109
It ain't looking good brother -HH

Whos pitching tomorrow??

>>151487962
Go play your Nintendo switch bitch boy, Marishits will NEVER get to the World Series

>>151488028
>>no Tim Hortons

And that's a good thing

>>151488117
I can't drive up, there's a 10 mile wide span of pacific ocean between me and Vancouver Island. There is a ferry though.

cheeky little doub

erneh

>>151488156
He’s the white Tommy Edman

>>151488109
Kek poor guy, it wasn't all his fault

>>151488131
Probably in Toronto.

Another world famous Ernie Clement hit

>>151488135
All these chain coffee places are too expensive to bother with now anyways

>>151488080
Africans raping people is peak civilization, bigot.

>>151488165
Bullpen game, Little going 9

I dont keep up with this sport
How common is it for a guy to get on base as consistently as Clement?

>>151488144
Only rarely actually.

I prefer coffee but don't go Starbucks. I like this Italian coffee place, that's the only coffee I drink pretty much.

>>151488165
Nobody. Mariners will win this game.

>>151488193
He's playing extremely well

>>151488165
Bieber.

Clem dog is a top 10 baseball player

>>151488207
For you

>>151487997
Praying that the ghost of 90's Randy Johnson inhabits the Mariners pitching lineup and starts beaning niggas with 101 mph fastballs

>>151488192
Shneider would do that for a game 7

Rate my 'za

>>151488202
They will win the day their mayor gets tough on crime.

Is it true that hitting a baseball is the most difficult thing you can do in a sport?

>>151488165
Shane Bieber and George Kirby

>>151488217
Lol the absolute nerve to get a lead a triple w two outs

>>151488193
Not common and even when it rarely happens, it's only a hot stream and is unsustainable.

>>151488223
too much topping, didn't cook properly.

>>151488219
when men were men

I'm in DC right now (to protest Trump) and the blacks here are nice unlike everywhere else I've ever been. Why is that?

>>151488223
Sloppy

>>151488223
The meat and cheese looks nice but its always a gamble with pizzas that thick imo, sometimes they get too soggy. Much prefer thinner crust.

>>151488223
2/10 Cobes not disgusting enough looking

>>151488226
It's pretty hard, a season average of 30% on base is considered elite

>>151488223
Left 6/10. Right 9/10

>>151488223
goyslop/10

>>151488232
Was hitting into a double play a part of your plan?

This "sport" is boring as fuck. How can anyone watch this crap unironically?

>>151488035
nah the M's were always this way even back in the old blue-collar Todd Shipyard and Rainier Beer Seattle days before all the Bay Area tech people moved up here to shit up the place with their goofy politics.

>>151488223
You gonna eat all that big guy? Have any to share with the thread?

>>151488223
makin me hungry...

>>151488217
kek

>>151488102
so it’s paradise

>>151488226

yes

>>151488223
12/25

>>151488254
.300 OBP is pretty shit actually

>>151488223
Looks great. Good job, friend.

>>151488223
Looks fucking great

>>151488223
that's a fairly small amount of pizza for an adult, I'd say?

>>151488226
Golf is way harder. (No.)

Is Cafe Buselo good iced coffee?

>>151488223
Looks great

toronto is a world renowned city. seattle is like alabama in comparison

>>151487998
I think Jays have best contact and fewest strikeouts of any MLB team, but we are definitely the underdogs if we get in.

>>151488223
Heart attack/10

>>151488258
We must leave bodies

>>151488272
OBP is different from hitting percentage.

>>151488293
no city in canada is world renowned lets calm down here

>>151488293
Except they’re fentanyl addicted Nintendo Redditor libcucks

>>151488246
prostitutes are always nice to their johns

>>151488223
Post your blood pressure after you're done eating it

>>151488281
not sure about iced coffee specifically but bustelo is delicious imo and ultra cheap

PLUGGED

Hold up Seattle is NORTH of Toronto!?

>>151488223
Looks like a meatlovers and a Canadian? Good topping distribution, good browning on crust+cheese, not too thick and box doesn't look overly greasy. I give it an A rating

>>151488293
seattle would be nice if not for homeless everywhere
i guess all north american cities like that now

>>151488305
if its not renowned then why does every indian on earth want to come here

>cal raleigh
i'm not impressed

neu barance

>>151488223
>Can choose any toping
>Chooses mushrooms
Should be a crime.

>>151488261
They are cursed, correct. They will never, ever enter the World Series.
If they don't manage to get in, I'll never root for them again. Protip:they won't.

>>151488322
kek

>>151488281
for cold brew? not really. it's good for hot coffee though. for cold coffee get whatever is mellow, you don't want acidity

>>151488313
The only reason you have less fent addicts in toeronto is because jeets are too scared to do drugs they just rape

Toronto using up all their luck tonight with those double plays.

>>151488246
I used to live there for a few years
They’re super aggressive
They will attack you if you don’t give them cigarettes or a dollar

Double play bros...

Naylor homers in Canada

Wow

Unlike the Yankees, we hold 5-0 leads when facing elimination

>>151487978
He’s a gamer. His game gets better under the bright lights. Mark of an elite sports baller, desu.

Suck it jays :)

>>151488329
indians just are a bio weapon and you've hit critical mass so more indians will keep piggybacking in until all that remains is poo

>>151488332
Fat Rolly

NAILER

>>151488324
by like 6 degreed of latitude

>>151488364
Fuck you :)

uhoh.
it begins..

Jays acting like they won the fucking world series after a couple DPs. Cant wait to see Vlads stupid fat face when the BP blows the lead

NAYLOR
>NAYLOR
NAYLOR
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NAYLOR
>NAYLOR
NAYLOR
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NAYLOR
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NAYLOR
>NAYLOR
COMEBACK STARTS NOW

>Naylor pimpwalking down 4
Lmao come on Wario

most casual home run ive ever seen

>>151488356
At least they aren't getting shut out.

lol that was raped

naylor you fucking traitor

Oh yay, a grand slam away from tying it up

>>151488281
For me, it's Nescafe Clasico Dolce. The best instant coffee to have. Clasico also a very good one too

savage only having 6K just shows how amazing ohtani's performance last night is

Naylor yanking the horseshoe out of that faggot's ass

>>151488348
To be fair, last game the Blue Jays had the bases loading and Ernie hit a ball that died in front of the plate for a double play.

>>151488121
There was a time when most people in seattle hated that place too, then the owner sold the basketball team to people who moved them to one of the shittiest states. But so many transplants and dumb women live there now so it's kinda hard to say they also hate starbucks.

Man coffee in that town used to be a spot of pride.

>turn on game
>immediate home run for mariners
I'm sorry bros ...

for me it's iced tea, postseason baseball, and hunting down huge black dicks on sniffies

I thought that was a mile foul based on his reaction, pretty savage tbqh

Canada vs Canada

Rrrrrrrrandy

BRING IN LITTLE. NOW!!!

Sorry, Jays. It's over for you.

RANDYSLAP
RANDYSLAP
RANDYSLAP
RANDYSLAP

>>151488364
We like Naylor.

>go take a dump
>marinsaars score
how to redeem this five more times?

Well that's it for Yesavage

don't do it dan,

Jays are some underdog team.
Mariners and Yanks fucking SUCK yet limp in the post-season
Dodgers are the super star all-star team of elites.

Oh shit I recognize that plastic surgery pink shirt faggot, it's Sam McDadi a real estate homo with a fake name

>>151488425
You should like the mariners, we have more Canadians on our team

Here comes le bullpen man

Bluejaysisters...I don't feel so good

DAN YOU COWARD

>>151488223
I've made better.

OH we're gonna try to play now, Ms? OH!

Analytics say that Little would be the best option here

>>151488440
holy fuck thats scary

Hope you had fun Jays. Now the pendulum swings back. Was 5 enough?

>>151488428
laxatives lad

>>151488319
Systolic or diastolic

>>151488413
Hope you get AIDS

jays will score 3 more next inning

>>151488425
We like Addy daddy

Yesavage was terrible tonight. An actual playoffs-worthy team would have farmed him for as many runs as the Jays took off of Gilbert.

>>151488428
Prune Juice

what's the rotation gonna be tomorrow for both teams?

>>151488364

Suck my canadian balls you retarded yankee

Does it count if I turned off the game but still am in the thread?

>>151488490
let it go dude

>>151488440
>average canadian

What is stopping teams from just building giga arenas that almost nobody can homer in?

>>151488495
Go watch the Leafs choke. This is our sport. Were the choke gods here.

>>151488500
Yes

>>151488458
You've MADE pizza? Damn, I just know you're fat as hell.

>Varland
FUCKING WHY

is the rake back on?

>>151488508
The fact that no one wants to watch that

Fuck mississauga

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>>151488508
No good hitters would ever sign with them

Wow

>>151488508
It would hurt your team too

>>151488508
In the 1880's Yankee stadium had a giant field like that with a tool shed and sand traps in play

Down 3 Runs. John "they'll need him tomorrow" smoltz. This MFer

>>151488303
You're retarded.