Thread 151488518

Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays
>>151487134

>>151488518 (OP)
Metsiners

Leafbros... I don't feel so good...

Ms rally

go phillies

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

blow jays kek

Time for the retards to forget how to pitch a strike.

Suck it jays :)

The bullpen blowing it would be a fitting end to the season.

>randy
h-he's fast!!!

RRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SPEED
SPEED
SPEED
SPEED

Yep its over

Time to turn off our brains

5 wasnt nearly enough
Its over
Im outta here

>blowpen
These dudes are not entering the game ready, the coaching fucking sucks

we gonna blow this lead arent we

God fucking dammit Schnieder

what are we jerking off to after this?

Come on, Mariniggas. Get to this shit pen already

I'll be happy if the Mariners pull this off. But never underestimate their ability to screw things up.

just get your sluggers to slap hit, and you'll win

COBRA KAI
COBRA KAI
COBRA KAI
COBRA KAI
COBRA KAI

>dat bullpen era
wew lads

if Naylor tried that run, he would've been thrown out at second...still salty he attempted that run to third in game 4

Toronto fans tying their bandanas around their wrists looking mighty zesty

None of these teams are clutch, Doyers are winning another championship again bros

jays needed 10 runs.
its over

>>151488604
Agreed. Fat people need to know their place.

varland is good enough to get them to the 8th... just in time for little to come in

is this all the white pipo left in Canada in one place?

>>151488608
This is basically the zestiest ALCS ever

I don't care if the Doyers destroy the Jays 10-0 every game for a sweep. Let's just get to the show.

how does the ump know where the strike zone is when it's literally invisible?

>>151488590
Which historically chokey team will choke harder?

does shoe on head werk?

>>151488629
they don't

>>151488621
Thats racist.

>>151488586
Some milf tits

>>151488586
black men's messages in my sniffies inbox

>3 run game
>3 innings left for M's
I'm gonna head out for chicken and when I come back I expect the score to be tied, if not flipped

crawford is so terrible kek

>>151488611

The Blue Jay hit good pitching. Dodgers would be big favourites but the Jay would at least make it a series.

I love how these threads just get filled with more and more retards as the postseason goes on

>>151488629
It’s similar to the concept of the puck.

>>151488662
Kek

Do they not have anyone to pinch hit for Crawful?

Mariners bros tell me, how the fuck do we have such terrible players on the team and we're in the playoffs? What is the math?

reminder

>>151488635
ask yer mum

Hahaha Mememiners are gonna blow it. No champ DNA in their blood. Only their superiors, the Chadstros are the cream of the crop. About to drop a series to a fucking Leaf.

>>151488647
His dad played in the CFL. Mediocrity runs deep in his bloodline.

>>151488624
no
all the yts live out east in the maritime provinces or west in the prairies

Baseball fans absolutely hate the idea that other sports have good games and seasons or that fans of those sports enjoying eating those sports instead of baseball. They are sports totalitarians. To the average baseball fan, the only point of sports is for baseball to be on every channel and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other sports. If every other sport in the the world was eradicated and the entire sports industry just became 26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream, baseball fans would just smile and say ‘baseball’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.

>>151488680
Believe it or not the guys who hit actually play defense when their team isn’t hitting.

Women owe me(n) sex.

my doggies would buzz saw both of these faggot teams

>>151488647
He's a top 10 hitting shortstop

>>151488683
Context?

>bearnigger jinxed it for the mariners
KEK

God dammit IKF at least work some pitches ffs

>>151488703
yes. and femboys owe me sex as well

More outs from pop fly's than anything else this game

Ohtani is gonna feast on this bum ass pitching. Do you guys have even one good LHP? What's the record for most postseason homers?

>>151488684
Is Frazier in the playoffs now? Is he even in the league anymore?

>>151488683
This can't not be porn.

>>151488699
>If every other sport in the the world was eradicated and the entire sports industry just became 26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream, baseball fans would just smile and say ‘baseball’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored
This but unironically

Bastardo with the heat

>>151488739
He’s a psychiatrist m8

gayest ball cap I've ever seen

>bedazzled hat
go the straight jays!

>>151488754
fucking lel

springer should not be playing

>>151488699
this is true but also half of american football fans aren't even aware that other sports exist

BLOWGAYSKEK
BLOWGAYSKEK
BLOWGAYSKEK
BLOWGAYSKEK
BLOWGAYSKEK
BLOWGAYSKEK

>>151488740
Porn is illegal in korea. The most they have is softcore, and you need to enter your ID to view it.

Seattle is too chill to riot. Expect massive street party if we win tonight.
>antifags will try and use this

Every game with the Jays is just trying to hit as many runs as possible before our bullpen give them up.

>>151488699
>enjoying eating those sports
american moment

>getting 1-2-3'd by a guy named bizzaro
this isn't real life

So I guess to beat the Dodgers is literally just get to their bullpen? Their starters are saving Doyers from choking honestly lol

Springer is ded
Good on him for still trying to play though

>>151488754
A frontier psychiatrist?

Springer looks like his knee boutta snap every swing

>>151488683
Sauce?

>>151488699
>26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream
...go on...

>>151488770
Damn that’s sick I want one

Bazardo is good

BDSM is based. Go Mariners.

What's up with not tagging runners? Did the rules get changed? They're not tagging anyone with the ball. It's in the damn rules.

>>151488767
This. So much this.

Hit him in the face.

>>151488783
that boy needs therapy

>>151488770
least homosexual canadian

>>151488772
>>151488740
It's Taiwanese, and it's a promo for something lame. I thought it was porn too, and I wanted those two tall guys to spit roast her.

My Windians would be going to the series if we kept Josh Naylor let that sink in

>>151488699
I'm not reading all of that.

Springer is cooked, put him to pasture and call up a guy from AAA

>>151488781
problem is dodgers starters are elite and they have roki to close

>>151488787
Be a real shame if he got hit in the knee again

>>151488800
all according to plan

>>151488802
BPD wrote this message

>>151488823
they'll have bichette be the dh if they go to the ws

our year leafbros

>refball cuck is bored during commercial break caused by a yellow flag, since Davonkus doesn’t know how to stand in a straight linewhile L’Sneed blew out his knee
Back to your genny

Wow nice throw retard

>>151488769
Someone tried to make that pasta but for football but it doesn't make sense, replace it with baseball and it makes so much sense even the replies from baseball fans agree with it.

>>151488825
Roki is dog shit

>>151488802
impressive. very nice. let's see her BMI

>>151488826
At this rate he won't need to to be out for the rest of the PS

>>151488780
Is it bizarro real life?

>>151488802
So cringe and performative. She probably had chatGPT write this

Why don’t the Jays starters and the Mariners bullpen join forces to defeat Ohtani?

Where in WA state are you other Mariner fans from?

>>151488802
unfathomably hot

>4patriots
Slaps flag to anything and you will sell everything

they need little

>>151488781
Their bullpen issues are overblown. They have been good in the playoffs with the rise of Sasaki.

kek little man syndrome to the NFL
>4th place behind basketball
>lost to women's college basketball even with dodgers vs yankees
lmao

>>151488846
kek

what the hell are the mariners doing, just let them throw balls

>>151488802
girls who are really into freaky shit don't write stuff like this lol. This is "I'm having a manic episode and just read 50 shades of grey"

>>151488855
i'm from monroe

Why does he keep blowing into his hand?

>>151488855
the Idaho part.

Why do they Japanese even want to play in the mlb when they have their own league?

>>151488802
Only virgins think this is hot

>>151488879
Strikeout chads

>>151488883
Check his lungs for sticky stuff

>>151488890
Probably the millions of dollars

>>151488890
Money

>>151488890
Some people want to play at the highest level, and it's currently the MLB.

>>151488855
Federal Way

>>151488855
The Seattle part.

>>151488840
Uh, this is baseball

>>151488855
Deez Monies

>>151488890
Can NPB offer 100m+ contracts?

Why doesn't the pitcher throw underhand?

little up in the bullpen

>>151488890
why do the chinks buy all your property when they have their own country?

>>151488890
anime

>>151488845
yet they've only lost 1 game despite starting in the wild card

Varland redemption inning

Meme bros we lost. Wake me up in 25 years.

It's never been more over, emmies.

>>151488855
Everett

>>151488844
Holly shit the Sportnet broadcast just played this song after pop up.

still within choking distance for the jays but neither of these teams beating the doyers ever

>>151488855
Kent

varland is the only one in the bullpen i trust to not blow a 3 run lead

but still have 2 long innings to go

>>151488944
You go to many Aquasox games?

>>151488922
The 'Couv

Imagine Little comes in and strikes out the side

>>151488883
he imagines its a pp

>>151488855
Olympia

>>151488855
Point Roberts

>>151488855
Vancouver

>>151488802
This shit isn't even interesting, you're just interacting with a dumbass loser

>>151488923
>Yanagita Yuki from the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks, agreed to a salary of ¥620 million ($5.46 million USD) for the 2022 season becoming the highest paid position player in NPB’s history.

>>151488802
Two days later she'll have a meltdown and air all your dirty laundry because you kissed her without consent

>>151488855
Does Astoria, OR count?

>>151488958
I really hope schneider sends him out there

>>151488953
Dominguez and Hoffman due up I imagine

>>151488958
Fuck off schneider

It was fun while it lasted, seattlebros.

>>151488954
I didn't make any this season, but I have in the past.
Don't get me started on stadium drama.

>>151488518 (OP)
Blue gays

>>151488954
Nobody goes to Aquasox games except for churches and corporate teambuilding events, kek

>>151488958
Ok now what

so will the Mariners choke game 7 at home?

>>151488802
How do people get off on this

>>151488927
why didnt your family stay in mexico ?

>>151488973
No but nice town, wouldn’t mind retiring there

>>151488994
seems unlikely

>>151488518 (OP)
>mariners
Bros I don't feel so good...

why doesn't the batter swing up and down

>>151488844
I prefer the zappa version

Why do Canadians come here? Don't you have your own image boards?

>>151488994
Game 7 would be at Rogers.

What's the dumbest decision or situation a baseball team has been a part of?

Schneider here. When do I put Little in?

Thanks.

>>151489013
He should flip the bat around and swing with the handle

>>151488802
I’m not reading all that

>>151489004
My grandparents did that and live there. It's pretty cool

>>151489004
It’s supremely cozy

>>151489024
After Hoffman blows it

>>151489021
Integration of blacks

>>151489017
You’d think all those Indians would be able to whip something up for them.

UGHH!

i want heidi gardner to tape my hands behind my back, put me in a chastity cage, verbally humiliate me, and dispense creamy tan fecal matter all over my writhing face

CHARGE THE MOUND

Oh not this goblin

dirty play

You're supposed to hit him higher than that

First Springer now Vlad, I think it's time to throw at Poolio's head

>>151489042
t. ty cobb

Score a couple more here.

comon fatso, make him pay

>hits his armor for zero damage
KWAB

>>151488994
Baseball is retarded and used a 2-3-2 set up

Streamfags on another planet rn

RETALIATE

>>151488855
Checked. In Portland, Seattle’s deadbeat little brother that always needs a few bucks.

kirkey!

Raleigh vs Ohtani who wins?

>>151489043
That's what I was thinking. I want them to know they are in enemy territory. This is an American image board. Hear that, leafs?

>>151489078
less travel = better baseball played
format seems fine to me unlike NBA/NHL with their retarded and excessive travel format.

>>151489080
No I still have to share a planet with Canadians unfortunately

Schneider got bullied into using hoff lololol

>>151489089
Judge, the best player in baseball

>>151488855
Portland anon

>>151488833
When I started banging her she had a bf. She dumped him to focus on me and we aren't even dating. Just Dom/sub. Lmao.

>>151488851
>>151488881
Well, I do abuse the shit out of her and she loves it. Don't know what to tell you. On Friday I was destroying her asshole while she whimpered, cried and begged for me to stop and I just ignored her. She liked that.

Gonna make her get "Sir" tattooed on her neck. I told her and she agreed happily. Lol. Lmao.

>>151488998
Being high test and loving dominance.

WHOOPS! VLADDY SCORES!

Can't believe I missed the fight.

I want to die

I don’t like Vargas’s appearance

what the fuck

>>151489107
Has Judge ever struck out 10 and hit 3 homers in one game?

okay that's what, the fourth error?

deary me

Loved the hustle there from Vladdy

a raleighian defensive play

Kwabiners

what is this game

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

GET FUCKED KEKINERS

YES YES YES YES YES UES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

lmaooooo

jesus christ...

yeah Ms would get dogwalked by doyers lul

OOF

MVP MY ASS
JUDGE WOULD NEVER MAKE AN ERROR LIKE THAT

holy shit the mariners just cannot defend

They should have walked Ernie.

LOL Mariners love making egregious errors when it counts.

A Dominican stealing, could you be any more of a stereotype

I'm not gay but I'm really horny and would probably fuck a twink right now.

varsho is kinda ass

>>151489089
Ohtani would feast on their lineup. Their pitching is weak overall and they have no good LHP. Cal is gonna get shut down. Doyers pitching is just too good.

MVP MVP MVP

>>151489154
They just did

yeah that's game. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Mariners are lowkey ass and this series should already be over if it wasn’t for Schneider

>>151489143
irrelevant

>>151489091
It gives the lower seed a major advantage. If they take just 1 road game off the away higher seed they can end the series with 3 straight home games. 2-2-1-1-1 means a split in the first two games still requires the lower seed to take another road game.

>>151489124
He’s gotten a better OPS, OBS, BA, SLF, and WAR despite playing at a less valued position.

>>151489160
bumble has some pretty good trannies honestly

>>151489155
more like Eugenious erros

Is that the second wild pitch that led to a home run in the series?

Mariners sisters I feel sick

Going back to the football game, this is over. Ms just don't have that luck tonight

let ernie get the cycle you cowards

>old school intentional walk
KWAB

game 7 is a win for the doyers

Commentator said Indians
>Commentator said Indians
Commentator said Indians
>Commentator said Indians
Commentator said Indians
>Commentator said Indians
Commentator said Indians
>Commentator said Indians

Cleveland bros there's hope

>>151489131
>>151489132
>>151489114
BASED ERROR, WE TAKE IT
Also love to see them pitch away from Ernie Clement

how has nobody mentioned this giganigga yet? his shoulders are huge lmao

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolutely Felted

Yes load the bases, brilliant strategy.
The Mariners are losing intentionally. It's fixed.

Brutal game by Raleigh

>>151489107
Let's get Judge's take on this

I call it bold and Brash

Thanks ump

call was made

Clement with a 100% onbase percentage

umps rigged this game

>>151489169
>too bad mvp votes are already cast
>good thing mvp votes are already cast

real humans think this shitty fatass catcher is MVP lol

>>151489153
kek

Going back to pokemon legends, my M's just don't have it tonight

>>151489180
>meaningless nerd stats
Ohtani is literally a pitcher AND a hitter and he's about to win a second ring

>>151489160
Just walk a few minutes away from your home Portlandanon

>>151489153
are you intentionally running this through a VHS filter?

>>151489183
heh

Cal is the worst catcher I have ever seen. He just turned a strike into a ball by sitting too far to the right. Does he know where home plate is?

>marishits

Looks like the nintendo reddits lost the momentum

This is embarrassing , shuttle shouldn’t even be in the postseason , they suck

>xeattleoids thought this was an mvp

So who's the real MVP of the American League? Because Toronto has made fools out of Judge and Raleigh.. hint. It’s Vladdy Guerrero


VLADAMIR >>>> Raleigh

Wow all the xeattle fans vacated the game threads

Interesting, maybe they’re playing their Nintendo Wii 2 now

Shittle is a shithole heh..
AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


SHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLE

GET
FUCKING

BTFO


BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

THE NINTENDO REDDITS ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTLE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTS

THE NINTENDO REDDITS

I JUST CANT

MEIN SIDES

>the Nintendo Reddits everyone

>>151489192
$10,000 fine right there

>>151489179
Or just win that next game at home

>>151489124
Ohtani is amazing, but make no mistake, Judge is definitively the best hitter in the league.

Mariner's catcher is giving me Oilers flashbacks with how he's flopping around

SAVE ME NINTENDO

>>151489228
filter?

>>151489198
THEY'RE LOSERS
THEY'RE GAY

>>151489179
>If they take just 1 road game off the away higher seed they can end the series with 3 straight home games
He higher seed should play better then

Are the Mariners just jetlagged or something? This is easily their worst play of the series

>>151489215
to be fair, geno should be stopping that

>Mariners will never even get to the World Series.
It's Joever and I'm Bidone.

>>151489201
Based judge.

I like him even more now.

>2 walks into bases loaded
It's TIME

I thought memeiners were supposed to have decent pitching

Fuck cow

>>151489231
Are you the batt flipper from 2017?

Do you guys think Ohtani is an LGTBQ+ ally ??

>>151489201
He’s so humble.
>>151489222
He’s about to get carried to a second chip. He’s Kersh if Kerch was able to fuck up half the series and have 1 good outing.

Jays-Dodgers World Series is gonna be UNWATCHABLE. I fucking despise snd hate LA and Canada. I'm gonna root for an asteroid to hit this planet

Yes walk another, Faginers. Brilliant. Einstein is jealous.

>>151489201
The judge could crush shithei's skull with his bare hands

>>151489242
Better hitter maybe but not a better player

>>151489219
my gf on the right

>Bases loaded
lmao

does he know he's supposed to aim for strikes

LIGHTS... TOO BRIGHT!!!

Based Jays

>>151489255
Why bother being the higher seed when being the lower seed is objectively a better position to be in? The only reason higher seeds win more often is that they are better teams. The same flaw exists in best of 5s that go 2-2-1.

It's ichirover

BRASH LOADED THE BASES

BRASH… MORE LIKE… BELONGS IN THE TRASH!

Pretty cringe play by Cal

Imagine not replacing IKF with Davis in that situation.

>Mariners v Jays
>8th inning

It’s the witching hour

Kino Game 7 tomorrow, Manfred wins.

great decision to have another team to ruin baseball

Mariners are a bunch of jj putzes

>>151489201
class act tbqhwy

>>151489289
The Ms use the Wimp-Lo art of fighting.

>>151489305
geg

>up 2 away games in a 2-3-2 format
if they choke this and don't make the ws how can they live this down

who are these three assholes?

>>151489285
No argument with that, WAR be damned.

>>151489286
I fucked her

>>151489201
I really wish this dude was on a team I hate even a little bit less

>>151489337
based schizo

>>151489336
They will suck on Bruce Harrel's toes and praise rapists.

What happened to Cal?

>>151489337
sex with evanna

>>151489336
It would be fitting for the history of the xheattle mariners

Cal get your bigass up there and hit a dinger.

>>151489310
I'm assuming having the defensive player in the game is more important at this point

>>151489351
I pity the Stankees at this point.

If the Mariners win I’ll post it

I enjoyed the Xfinity rabbit commercial.

>>151489351
yea he's really a likeable guy
sucks he's on the yanks is all

>>151489356
He's a fat retard.

Skydome is really cool. don't tell me they're ever planning on demolishing it.

Everyone knows Judge is the MVP. Manfred is pretending it's close to manufacture intrigue. There is no debate.

rogers made schneider put in little to throw it to sell tickets for game 7

i just can't prove it

>>151489357
Ivanka, get it right

>>151489389
judge_fielding.webm

>>151489372
IKF is a 3rd baseman. Davis arguably an upgrade defensively at 2nd base.

Anyone else unironically miss these unis?

[Spoiler]was anyone old enough to remember them? [/Spoiler]

Can we just admit Cal Raleigh is a lucky hack?

>>151489386
They just did a bunch of renovations to appeal to casuals who don't want to sit through a whole game

DUMPER NO DUMPING

>>151489405
>judge_fielding.webm
He should be a DH, and move to the mets.

Based Hoffman, best in the game

cow has to be the most over rated player in the game right now

PLUGGED AGAIN

>>151489397
That explains everything

what does cal raleigh actually DO?

>>151489400
sorry

Mariners will have a 7 run 2nd inning tomorrow

>>151489337
Jamie has been in the trenches

>>151489413
>60 HRs
>luck

>>151489412
I remember them, I do not miss them

>>151489427
He swings

>judge
>Yankees
RENT
FREE
AND NEVER FORGET
THE 27 RINGS, BITCHES

>>151489423
just like Gambletani and Fudge

>>151489412
I have the hat from 2010

>>151489412
really dumb idea to move away from the classic logo

fuck

>>151489312
Kekiners look mentally defeated. They're gonna get destroyed tomorrow.
Blue Jays - Dodgers WS here we go

>>151489435
He had one good season.

>>151489430
And lose in extra innings

>>151489412
terrible logo
I had a few hats

>>151489435
magnets

can none of these niggers throw strikes, like just throw strikes

any momentumswingers???

>>151489423
HE'S 28!?!?!?!??!?!?
I thought he was 48.

>>151489412
No. The baby blues are top tier though.

>>151489427
He drives.

Mariners shade of green is so fucking disgusting. Looks like algae or pond scum.

>>151489412
How could I forget? I loved these, much better quality than the ones they have now.

He has sign stealing equipment in his humongous ass

>>151489411
I think it's better to do the straight defensive sub than take IKF out just for one davis AB

The umpire is calling this game like he usually depends on the strike box they show on TV broadcasts but he can’t see it now so he doesn’t know what to do

How many innings is game 7 going?

Judge
>humble and extremely inoffensive
Ohtani
>gambling, real estate fraud, dogeza’d in the naked position to join the local doyers
Yet the media takes any chance to suck up to this bozo

>>151489452
He's been pretty good for a couple years and has improved every year

I miss Gigachad Gregg Zaun.

>>151489412
awful, one of worst logos in history

>>151489488
and this why robo umps should take over next year

We goin' back to Seattle baby yeah!

>>151489476
Based

>>151489477
PLUGGED

>>151489490
Ohtani is Japanese so it's impossible for him to be evil

What team would the modern homosexual man root for

Cal is the Brady Anderson of the this generation. He will regress back

>>151489491
I used to watch him on the Tacoma Rainers.

>>151489480
Davis would have had more power in that at bat AND be equal or better defensively.

JEFFMAN SWEEP

>>151489473
It's turquoise (between blue and green) and it's the only thing they do consistently right.

The Dodgers will bootybust both these teams

>>151489473
Teal is based regardless of this fraudulent baseball team.

>>151489528
sea foam

Look at hoff go. Can’t believe schneider thought little was the move last game

I apologize for all the shit I talked about Hoffman earlier, at least he's not a lost cause like Little is.

>>151489517
Who?

>>151489489
1, my Jaysies win right away

>>151489516
The Dodgers

>>151489532
Teal is such a 90s color.

I need a heckin grand salami

>>151489456
>terrible logo
For the record, it was replacing this.

>>151489536
it's a 4 run lead, i don't trust him with a 1 run or 2 run lead

>>151489530
It's gonna be a bloodbath.

We're goin to game 7 bois

Nobody in this world asked for a fucking DodJays WS

Ketchup chips on chicken burger

>>151489516
Yanks

>beau bichette out
>springer's knee is still hurting him

Jays limping to the world series.

>>151489559
I like that one a lot more

wouldn't it be funny if the mariners or jays swept the dodgers

>>151489572
It's ok, we'll shoot down the Dodger's charter before game 3

>>151489572
Spinger means jumper lol
More like Limper.

>>151489567
And yet the world delivered it for me, specifically
The only way it could be improved is the Doyers having a Hololive Night

well at least we have Sam Darnold. amirite fellow Seattlites

>Mexicans/Japanese vs Canadians
Manfred officially does not give a fuck about the american audience. I'm done watching.

>>151489538
A guy that hit over 50 home runs in a season once in his career and never made it close to that mark again.

>>151489586
Yes

>>151489567
>Nobody in this world asked for a fucking DodJays WS

well we're getting it.

>mariners win, we get a west coast WS. Everyone on the east coast has to stay up late to watch
>blue jays win, Americans will have to root for the dodgers against the Canadian team
Im torn. I wonder which scenario will produce the most chaos

>>151489563
Hoffman going 1-2-3 in the playoffs is like winning the world series for this 'pen.

>>151489586
yes

So what are our shitposting names for each team? Here are the ones I know:

Dodgers = Doggie Doos
Yankees = Stankees
Phillies = Philthies
Blue Jays = Blows Gays
Padres = Poodres
Brewers = Pooers/Sewers/Literally whoers
Mariners = Kekiners

>>151489559
That’s one buff bird

Any true Mariners fan knows this series was not ending before 7. Buckle up birds, we're going 12 innings minimum tomorrow.

>>151489559
>we want the pokemon/pony audience

>>151489603
Seethe

>>151489609
and I'm not watching it

>>151489582
topkek

why doesnt shohei ohtani play for seattle it would be a shorter flight home to japan?

>>151489610
Definitely the US vs Canada shitposting.

i gotta quit gambling

cal is the posterchild for mustaches not being right for everyone

>>151489620
Yeah what’s up with that
>>151489630
>malding venezolANO

>>151489603
Last year was the doyers and stankees who are hardly white. Get cucked

>>151489630
oh no!!!!!!!

Fucking do not bring out Drake for the World Series jays. Drake is a fucking faggot and I hate him so much.

the truth is neither team has a chance against the dodgers

Feeling good about the Mariners.

>>151489610
Blue Jays visiting the White House would really be something.

BACK THE FUCK UP BITCH

LMAO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151489617
I made that image years ago. how the time flies

>>151489630
Who asked you?

trying to kill springer before game 7, smart move

Springer lul

George's knee is killing him.

flop

>>151489673
kek I doubt they'd get an invite

>>151489610
>Rush Hour 4

>>151489665
Do rappers even care about beisbol

>>151489665
You guys should bring out Bieber instead.

Vargas looks like Nick Kyrgios so I hate him

why even put in springer?

>>151489630
good

Go Jays

Springer should lose his bat into the dugout

>>151489686
He looks more awkward than Giancarlo Stanton. Probably shouldn’t be in the game

>>151489703
his knee has been giving him problems all night jesus fuck take him out

jays gettin sweept tomorrow

Unfortunately whoever wins this is just going to be scenery for another dodgers world series.
What's the chance for a salary cap in mlb?

Fuck these Seattle cucks trying to hurt George again, butthurt fags that think the Astros prevented them from not being losers in 2017. Hope their loser franchise blows it

that springer injury is not gonna save the mariners. they are done. I don't even know who to root for. I might just go watch football or something

>>151489709
Nice. Now choke her.

>>151489665
>>151489695
I've got a better idea.

>>151489693
some still do
Nas is a huge fan of my Metsies, Killer Mike supports the Braves and El P likes the Yanks
Nelly and the Cards if you wanna go back even further

>>151489673
There’s no way Trump will let that happen

We're still winning the series leafs :)

Bros, I probably have weird body dysmorphia and some kind of eating disorder. I get pretty extreme IBS before running which I use to my advantage to empty myself out and "make weight". I always get an extreme fear of failing my run and it makes my nervous. I always run one mile for the max speed my treadmill goes (10 mph so a 6 min mile) then catch my breath for 5 minutes and run for 60-90 minutes after which is the main weight killer. I think I overate tonight though. I tend to run heavy and put on a lot of sweat clothes to really drain myself and force sweating during my running. I also chew gum and spit on a rag to lower my body weight as well via dehydration. I have to run tomorrow as part of my schedule. Do I run tonight and maybe even do some self induced vomiting to keep my weight under control tonight? I don't know if I can do my routine tomorrow if I run tonight but I doubt I can get back to ideal weight tomorrow even after a full day of defecating from the IBS.

>>151489673
wouldn't they go to the Canadian PMs office?

Christina Hendricks or Hannah Waddingham?

>>151489722
>What's the chance for a salary cap in mlb?
0%. The players will not allow it.

>>151489751
Hannah

>>151489735
They're touring again next year

>>151489745
how would trump steal the trophy that way?

>>151489741
sure.

>>151489630
manfred fucked around and found out

>>151489735
RIP Neil Peart, but yea Geddy Lee would be a great mascot/ambassador

BJ grand slam inc

>>151489743
I'm gonna eat some more Halloween candy. 100 Grands are goooooood.

It's either gonna be Beanies vs Predditors or Beanies vs Canjeets world series.

>>151489743
you worry me, anon
i speak from experience when i say that torturing yourself like this is not going to make you happy

Jays bring in Nickelback

>>151489735
No Neil, no deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X8b8C6OpZg

Alright one more shot for leaf choke, i watched this long might as well see it through

>>151489766
Peart had a hard life

I’m just glad the Brewers lost

>>151489559
Sovl

football and baseball tomorrow night seattlebros

im seeriously concerned seattlefags might rope

Jays are toronto 3rd most popular team

mariners are all seattle has...

>>151489709
Damn, Grok really let herself go.

>>151489743
you have an eating disorder
you are going to destroy your kidneys if you carry on this way

>>151489751
> Hannah Waddingham
Thanks for turning me onto this slag. She's milftastic.

>>151489821
but kenny won

>>151489813
>Canadian Masonic rap

>>151489709
gayest thing i've ever read on this site

>>151489821
why would i care about that im a white man with a job

>>151489821
I have no idea who those people are

>>151489690
21 Americans, 1 Dominican, 1 Cuban, 1 Mexican, 1 Venezuelan
>1 Canadian

>>151489788
They're touring with drummer Anika Nilles

>>151489819
Kraken are in the playoffs.

>>151489819
They have the seahawks

All this self flagellation when you could just eat less, lol

>>151489819
hey now, the kraken and the sounders exist

>>151489821
they're both gigantic faggots

>>151489833
MARINERS

MARINERS

MARINERS

>>151489745
Bush Sr. hosted the Jays after their 1992 win, but this a much different world now, I couldn’t see Trump doing it unless he wanted to make 51st state remarks.

>>151489819
they have the kraken

>>151489845
Maybe the playoffs of being gay

>>151489743
vaccines have really done a number on you

>>151489799
Sportsnet was playing a Meastro Fresh Wes track.

the mariners just need two grand slams and we are good

Listened to one Kendrick song on accident, dude sounds like he is sleeping while singing. How did this guy get popular?

you remember Brampton, Ontario icon Zach Pop

Why didn't they go to Dominguez for the 9th?
Will Hoffman be available tomorrow? More importantly will he be effective tomorrow

>>151489813
A better time

it's going to 7

>Can a team with no plate discipline win the World Series?
Guess not

>>151489842
what's the point of having a Canadian team if there are no Canadians in it then?
seems like a self-own to me

>>151489905
everyone will be available tomorrow

>>151489843
>a foid
She won't be able to keep up

lol at the jeets in the crowd

>>151489743
As a follow up I'm 5'09" and my goal is to never be over 125 lbs. My ideal is to be 115-116 lbs. The most weight I have ever lost in one day is 9.2 lbs through a combination of IBS, sweating, and spitting.

For years I have had a diet where almost every day of the year I only eat one meal a day and only after 6:00 PM and try to cut myself off from everything at 9:00. I also do not drink anything including water until after my workout which I make sure to always have done by 5:00 PM-6:00 PM. I regularly weight myself 4-5 times per day.

>>151489882
west coast rappers LMAO

NEW
>>151487659
>>151487659
>>151487659

>>151489937
yeah you need to drink water son

Why is hoff doing 2? Need him tomorrow too

>>151489832
Peak hagfu

IT'S NINTENDOVER

>>151489821
Reddit, the post

>>151489947
>whiners

>>151489947
you bloody basterd biych

>>151489937
Are you a woman? That’s light as hell

>>151489843
Like I give a fuck

It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair.

>>151489937
you are going to die
this is not worth it
you need to find self-worth that is not based on your body

JEFFMAN GOATED

>>151489954
Little will be available

>>151489947
Fake and gay

>>151489930
>>151489954
At least he's effective now

#teamjeet

Arozerena can catch but he can't bat. Is he secretly a thug?

>>151489954
there is no tomorrow without today

>>151489932
They're so old neither can they. I can't imagine Geddy singing, he couldn't sing ten years ago. I heard there will also be a separate KB player to free up Geddy

Mariners limping through this game. even the game where Jays lost last, they still were hitting and putting people on base.

>>151489972
I'm male.
>>151489977
I'm 30 and have been doing this since I was about 18/19.

>>151489992
first the jews, now the hippies, next the spics

>>151489743
Are you the sissygasm guy

>>151490013
why

>>151489993
A thug?????

>>151489921
3 million live in Toronto, you see the logo plastered at gas stations all the way in Alberta... you need the best of the best to keep the slop show going.

hoffman is a killer

we just need two grandslams guys

>>151490013
you should transition

>>151490013
another ~ 5 years and the damage will be irreversible

>>151489993
Thugs could be here

>it's all up to Can'tzone
It's over.

>>151489916
Mariners are too stoned and fapping to muggers to git gud. Maybe if Seattle's crime rate increases 8000% they'll feel better about themselves and stop choking.

Reminder that losing the Expos should be a point of deep Canadian shame.

I guess Bassitt and Lauer will pitch in Game 7

>>151490064
They also lost the Grizzlies

canada will never win another cup

>>151490031
IDK, it's just a strange obsession.
>>151490042
I'm extremely not-trans. My proportions are pretty male if that makes sense.

GAME SEVEN SLUTS

is this the muscle guy from earlier?

>>151490013
so you are a mentally ill freak now fuck off

>>151490103
think so

Well played Manfred. I kneel.

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
WE ARE GOING TO A GAME SEVEN

GAME SEVEN KINOOOO

Mariners in a game 7?
lol they’re fucked

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT

some guy was just smiling in the mariners dug out

APOLOGIZE TO HOFFMAN!

IT'S ICHIROVER

no matter who wins, no one is beating the dodgers at this rate

>>151490103
he looks less weird here

>>151490025
The what now?
>>151490013
You’re dumb. That’s not healthy to be underweight at 5’9” especially when you’re forcing it. Only some delusional phaggot would have that kind of dysmorphia

why not pinch hit for cantzone

>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN
>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN
>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN
>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN
>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN
>GAME 7
GAME SEVEN

>>151490103
totally
butt plug guy is there too

That's it, on to Game 7!

IT WAS 2-0

3 double plays was one thing but the Mariners played like complete fucking trash tonight, holy shit.

Post season Jeffman cannot be stopped

>>151490103
smol head

are they seriously flying all the way to seattle just for 1 game?!

>>151490121
I always liked hoff despite the regular season heart attacks

>>151490154
>/hoc/ refugees

>>151490064
> Reminder that losing the Expos should be a point of deep Canadian shame.
It is
>>151490075
> They also lost the Grizzlies
Vancouver here. No one really cares.

It only took 5 tries, but the Jays have finally won a homegame against the Mariners in the playoffs.

GG Ms, see ya tomorrow for the pennant decider.

WE'RE ALL BACK IN THE GENNY
>>151487408
>>151487408
>>151487408

>>151490093
get with a doctor. they'll tell you bad things really are

>>151490154
No, they're staying in Toronto

Neither of these teams can take the Dodgers.

>>151490154
>shitattle
>home field

>>151490154
Yea the planes about to leave hurry up

>>151490040
https://youtu.be/QL0120iJhrA?si=e2Vae333IDQncghJ

HAHAHAHA MEMEMINERS ARE GOING TO BLOW IT TO CANUCKS. GAME 7, IMAGINE BEING 2-0 AND LOSING

>>151490146
yep, gilbert chocked, m's chocked away every offensive opportunity they had, that 2 out 2 run homer hurt bad too, gilbert sucked

Game 7

Whoever wins, Doyers win.

gg mariners

>>151490154
No, they're staying in Toronto for game 7

>it really went to game 7
This is a big deal.

>>151490154
normally yes but seattle is so overrun with fent addict lgbt homeless people they are staying in toronto

We will see you...tomorrow night

>>151490202
>fent addict lgbt homeless people
toronto has that too, there's just too many jeets to notice them

>>151490154
Game 7 is in toronto.

>>151490157
this

>>151489842
is toronto actually the most american team in mlb?

>>151490294
Fuck that. More like turncoats if they’re repping Canada.

>>151489921
Funnily enough, the Mariners have more Canadians in their roster.

>>151488518 (OP)
It was always gonna go 7 games
>mid market Toronto vs small market Seattle
>need to maximize ad and gambling revenue
>game 7 always gets hyped (for good reason) so it makes up for the market size
If the Brewers played the Phillies instead of the Dodgers they would have gone 7 too for the same reason.

>>151490419
>toronto
>mid market
It's the 4th largest city in North America retard. Also almost all of Canada roots for the Jays.