Thread 151490034

>>151490034 (OP)
I like those Falcons unis a lot more than their modern ones

Cowboys

>>151490034 (OP)
shit teams
shit game

Yup, this game's quite the slurper

>>151490072
typical, for the NFC

MCCCORKLE VICK

just fuck my shit up famalamadingdong

>>151490070
>old thing good new thing bad

>>151490034 (OP)
shouldn't the 49ers be tanking for picks by now?

>Mac Jones is half cyborg and still running

wtf

>>151490070
Their current uni makes them look like an arena football league team.

My nanners could beat both of these shit teams

the falcons should be a lot better than they are

Good game fuck you retards

>>151490071
Neither of these teams would survive the Big D.

>>151490087
this but unironically

>>151490099
>black head coaches

Whose gonna win this spaghetti owl

we put up 30 on this team btw

>>151490112
>Cowboys
>49ers
Brother you don't know history

>>151490112
Nanners own the Cowsoys

GG

Is that the game ender?

>>151490134
9ers
Failcons are too incompetent

>>151490105
>Thinks this is a good game
>Wants to fuck men
Sad, many such cases.

Threadly reminder to help anons consume less sodium that White pepper is delicious and tastes like salt and pepper and you can use as much as you want. Just had it on carrot sticks and it was pretty tasty

>>151490099
It's a solid team top to bottom but they unfortunately have the meme combo of death

>>151490134
My ass

Niners offense is just CMC

PUTA QUE PARIU ME ENGRAVIDA MAC JONES

>>151490153
Can't the falcons do that kick-in play or whatever it's called?

>>151490153
something stupid can still happen

>>151490186
It's been that way for awhile

>>151490112
We are in complete agreement my friend

Which Niner will suffer a devastating injury next week?

Okay based

>>151490195
Does that qualify?

>>151490165
>black qb
>black coach
>black gm
>jew owner

What in the fuck

this cmc guy's pretty good

>Refs don't blow the whistle at the slightest contact like they do every other goalline play
RIGGED

CMC again, the guy is such a dreamboat

>>151490220
oh please

Kek that fucking guy just pulled that nigga into the in zone

literally a rugby play

Hennessey is playing better than Brendel has his entire career, please don't let him back in

wtf is that shit legal

The tush pull?

SOUL

you can just drag your teammate into the end zone?!

so will CMC last the full season for once?

>>151490099
Imagine if they had a white HC and QB

>>151490232
>the in zone
KWAB

At least a 15 Wasians are getting created tonight in SF.

Bang bang niner gang

>>151490197
Wild to see the extent of it tonight tho, he's touching the ball 70% of their plays it seems

has anyone here been to san francisco?
i was but that was like 25 years ago when I was a little kid
I got to see alcatraz and the big bridge

>>151490250
He's being sustained by the souls of his all-pro teammates, eventually they will run out of starters to injure

>>151490236
Making Garth Algar jealous.

>>151490158
Only man I've fucked is your mother but her clit was so big I confused it for a dick

>>151490244
>wtf is that shit legal

ngl this has been a shit game, I've barely watched it.

>>151490270
Come back and I'll show you something puto

>>151490291
Same

>>151490262
All by me

>>151490186
falcons offense is just bijan, what's your point?

>>151490270
Yeah it sucks, if you come back to bay you should go to Monterrey. Its much nicer.

>>151490285
Kinda gay, bro.

That was incredibly based but I still think you should be able to physically pick up manlet players and throw them over the d-line for a goal

>>151490270
It's a lot of literal shit and heroin nowadays

>>151490270
I lived in the bay area for 30 years

This game has made me hate both teams more

Well done Goodell, elite 5D chess my man

>>151490302
I went to Monterrey once too about 10 years ago, but didn't spend much time there

Games like tonight make me thankful for the game threads

>>151490153
This is

>they got away with an illegal play
guess that's supposed to make up for that bullshit with the Lions last week

Why didn’t you play HS football anon?

Or is it something for really posh and/or really poor kids mostly?

penis jr...

>>151490310
What’s Merced like? I’m scared to go there

Based reffies didn’t know the rules many such cases

>>151490304
Tell her to get it clipped it was

>>151490270
yea i got shot there

>shouldve been a penalty
SHUT UP NERD, IT WAS COOL

>>151490287
It was an illegal play. But everyone loves mcaffrey so it stands.

>>151490329
I was a cheerleader (male)

>>151490250
I doubt it. With how injured they already are they are going to lean on him even more. Come playoff time he will be destroyed if he’s still able to stand.

>>151490250
>for once
He has 6 of his 9 seasons

>erm actually the really cool play is illegal
The refs were right this time

Shit passing
Shit catching

>>151490301
disrespectful to penis, london, mooney, and pitts

Bussy game

What part of the Bay are you guys from?

Oh? So NY doesn't need to call it in? Or do they? Just shows how Rigged it is for KC

>>151490332
No idea I don't live in that shithole california

>>151490236
you can tell that's central california just by the fucking disgusting smog in the air, the whole san joaquin valley is an armpit

>>151490345
that's white privilege

>>151490112
My Niners suck but would still bear the cowboys

Micro Penis Jr.

>>151490351
oh so what
let em play

Ever been in a sauna with a black man?

>>151490270
it's the only major city I've been to where I always felt unsafe even in broad daylight

>>151490324
she has a penis for some reason

>>151490324
based burrow

>>151490329
i did other sports

>>151490358
California is not a shithole actually

>oh so what
>let em play

I thought scoring plays were reviewed

>>151490385
They reviwed and said the rule is gay

>>151490345
i love illegal plays. fuck your faggot rulebook

Update. Went with just using straight up body wash on everything. Used the soap bar on bare ass but went over it again with body wash anyway. Thanks for the suggestions last thread

>>151490385
review these nuts chud

>>151490385
There are. This game just sucks so much that nobody cares.

I want to drop a fat steaming log on Sabrina Carpenters face

Plans after the game anon?

>>151490400
kek

>>151490383
Actually it is retard

>>151490385
leastcoast hq went to sleep already

Some plays are so rare that I think it's fair that they're never called even if it's technically illegal, when was the last time you saw someone be pulled into the endzone?

foomble?

>>151490385
They are. You can't call a penalty on a review.

How do you signal that you want a big gorilla guy to dominate you? I had a dream where I tried to put my arms around a big Black guy I knew, and he got real angry and rejected the advance.

>>151490384
Lowkey impressive when you consider the before pic...

Shittiest SNF so far this season?

>>151490415
I'm going to take a fat shit and then finish eating my chips.

>>151490034 (OP)
Falcons should go back to red helmets desu.

>>151490362
That could be Oakley or Brentwood

lol

God it sucks so much that Bosa got season ended, him and Huff would be a lethal pass rush

imagine of mccaffrey wasn't constantly injured

Niners defense has no right being this good

>>151490439
Ironically Falcons Vikings was also shit

New York called,
They're ready to go to bed
GG ninies

>>151490095
>>151490070
From Atlanta, what do the falcons seem like to other cities? Are we literally who tier?

>>151490454
It's all Saleh. The Jets are the biggest retards of all time.

>>151490449
This team is a legit Super Bowl contender if Bosa and Warner are there and the offense gets healthy.

>>151490329
My HS was in east bumfuck and didn't have close to the necessary budget. About five or ten years after I graduated a nearby just barely big enough to be a city somehow got the rights to let kids from my old school into their team and all the mountain folk who formerly had no football to play went on a tear and that team became the best for like a decade.

(Holy run on sentence, Batman.)

>been watching football since 6am when it was still dark

been watching football so much today feels like that international game was yesterday

>>151490449
They could always trade for a pass rusher

>>151490454
Saleh is genuinely the best DC in the league

>>151490461
the team that got devastated in the 28-3 game

This reffie has been on SNF/MNF and ruined those games too

>>151490469
I was seething when he went back to SF

>>151490468
No, they need the picks because they have to draft 2-3 starters on the offensive line.

>>151490463
>Jets were 2-3 when they fired Saleh
>now they're 3-16 since they fired him

>>151490446
i grew up outside fresno and it just reminded me of that shit hole

>>151490486
I was nutting

they broke penix

>>151490486
No one can save the jets

limp penis

>2 more games tomorrow
bet they both end up sucking dick too

>penix dead
its over

penis jr more like cock sucker jr

>>151490507
Buccaneers and lions will actually be a good game

>>151490353
i disrespect all those faggots, bijan has gotten like 40% of >our offensive yards so far this year

>>151490486
Get ready to seethe some more when Mike McDaniel comes home too.

>>151490510
That's not a nice thing to say

Cuck Cousins time?

Are low hits on QBs not penalized anymore?

Penis shook

>>151490468
Bad idea, this year was meant to be developmental and the team just happened to be performing way better than expecting. WIth Warner and Bosa out I'd rather just develop the rookies and stockpile draft picks since it's clear that they need depth.

can the falcons take a couple knees so i can sleep

The Falcons O-line just wants to go home. They're not even trying to block any of the rushers.

CMC didn’t miss a game for 3 straight years before last year. And played every game in 3 of 5 season in Carolina. Why does everyone claim he’s injury prone?

>>151490415
shit jerk off pee and go bed

>>151490515
depends on the refs

>>151490515
I think my Texies are gonna surprise a loooooot of people tomorrow :)

limp

Woah did they just show Trent Williams on the sideline

>southpaw qbs
should be an auto draft board no

Penix has the worst throwing motion

Worst than Tua

This isn't much of a game winning drive

these passes aren't even catchable, just dink and dunk you retard

>>151490517
Shanahan is in COTY contention for what he's done with this offense but any other year I'd say absolutely

>>151490555
I really hope so because fuck the Seahawks.

Penix is getting killed

Welp. that's it.

You have two timeouts and have to recover the onside kick either way. Stop fucking bombing it down field.

UH OH
STINKY

Penix is getting whacked

bix nood is tucked into his snuggie laughing his ass off as he drift to sleep at his old college rival now BUST penis jr

>>151490541
tbf they're all practice squad shitters

what a horrible game, both these teams suck

>>151490555
Please do, but I still don't believe in the Texies offense

what the fuck was that pass, you cna't throw it away on 4th down you retard

Penix Jr STINKS, Falcons needs a white QB like Matt Ryan

embarrassing

God what a shit game

Pour a Gatorade barrel full of piss over the winning coach and a barrel full of hangover diarrhea over the losing coach

How bad is the Falcons O-line? The 49ers haven't been able to get pressure like this at all this year. Even with Bosa.

I'm starting to think Penix wasn't a good draft pick

Terrible game tonight..See you all tomorrow bros

gg bois

Michael Buttsex Jr

Both these shit teams could get assblasted by my Carolina Panthers.

>>151490599
You now remember they signed Kirk Cousins to a $200+ million deal

Saleh is king

penis wearing his trademark condom

reminder this them beat the Cuck Allen led bills

>>151490605
>Hangover diarrhea
Hate that shit.

His Penis guy sucks. I knew he'd be a bust during that cfl champ game.

>>151490599
Matt Ryan's retired, anon

>>151490605
Whoever booked this semen slurper deserves a demotion

>well run team beats poorly run team
STARTLING

falcons made a huge mistake paying, then benching kirk for turd being penis dogshit fuck cunt what a fucking loser

I like seeing Collins smiling on the sideline, our Dline rookies have been excellent

Why the fuck is cmc still in!?

Still calling timeouts lmao

>pennis
>falcons

thanks niners now I can feel better when the lions blow out my bucs tomorrow

At least they still have Cousins lol

>>151490643
Gotta pump up those fantasy stats.

Good thing there was baseball on tonight to salvage this shitshow

>>151490622
Best off-season move we made

This game taught me that the Bills really really really suck

>calling timeouts
>black head coaches

>>151490643
trying to tear his ACL

>>151490638
Only guy that kinda sucks is Sigle, otherwise Stout, WIlliams, and Collins have been really damn good

>>151490621
Kirk at least has that memorable 5 tds game. What memorable game has Penix had?

Is he a generational, defensive minded savant?

>have curt cousins
>play penis instead
>keep playing penis after he gets his legs figure four leglocked all night
>keep playing penis after he throws out of bounds every pass

>black head coaches
>black qbs

Game was shit. I'm keeping these pancakes for myself.

PENIX IS AZZ

>>151490546
Because he’s a volume runningback who abuses steroids. Ligaments and tendons can’t keep pace with the abuse like muscles can.

BANG BANG NINER GANG!!

>>151490661
Belichick pulled the same shit a few weeks ago down 40 with 1 second left, lmao

>>151490666
remember that game when his last name was penis lol?

Penis continues to throw it in the grass 10 yards short of anyone around. Why does this dumbass keep doing that? He’s been doing it every fucjking game.

>>151490660
he should stop posting BBC webms and refocus on football

>>151490679
You have literally zero evidence that CMC is not natty.

>>151490663
Clearly the weakest but he'll come along. For now it's encouraging that the rookies can keep the pressure on after losing our stars

>>151490667
Look at the jets now. They should give him the job back asap.

>>151490667
I didn't think so during his first run with the 49ers. I mean, those defenses were great but the Vic Fangio defenses were still fresh in my memory and were better. Then he was followed up by DeMeco Ryans and Ryans was unironically an upgrade so I filed Saleh away as a great but not top tier DC. This time he's undeniably one of the best.

>>151490691
false. I have swallowed his TRT shrunken testicles whole

>>151490667
Unironically yes
>two best defensive players out
>team is young and inexperienced
>has kept every single game winnable (even the Buccs game was closer than it looked) with practice squad warriors and players making their first NFL start ever.
The team would objectively be 1-6 without him

>>151490686
He's just shit I don't think he can help it. Imagine drafting desmond ridder then penis jr who the fuck is the gm.

>>151490691
Half the league at least has taken the sauce. Don’t be naive.

>>151490694
I genuinely think he wouldnt take it

>>151490672
It would've been racist to bench him.

I knew I should have taken the fucking Niners

>>151490694
He looks relieved he's not dealing with that shithole anymore

>>151490679
What does that have to do with my question?

>>151490666
the NCAA CFP semifinal. Not the final, he stunk it up.

Jimmy Fallon still has a show? I thought the gestapo sent him to alligator prison for telling jokes?

>>151490721
That's what you get for doubting my ninies

>My Ninies :)
GG Falcons good luck the rest of the season. We got lucky we didn't have to fave Jalon Walker among some others. You guys are legit when healthy

>>151490713
They wouldn't do that, it would send the wrong message to the fans.

i dont watch these games i just shitpost

didn't really expect to win but shit ill take it

>>151490715
Not with the Jets obviously but he'll be poached if the offer is exciting enough unless he goes the Spags route and prefers being a DC over a HC

>>151490737
Jimmy Fallon is the guy who got shit for platforming Trump when he was running against Hillary in 2016. He's the only late night host who is completely safe.

>>151490531
WHAT!?

CMC Bros...
We're so back.

>>151490765
>fantasy points
kys

>>151490737
You're thinking of Jimmy Kimmel

Who also still has his show

>>151490755
Nah, Saleh's gone. The 49ers will be lucky if he doesn't leave in the offseason. He really wants to be a head coach.

>>151490767
Just the messenger faggot.

>>151490773
not sure about that, based on what I heard he REALLY enjoyed hitting the links in New Jersey when he was HC of the Jets.

I hate jersey exchange

Let's meet up and go hard on my asshole

Night guys. See you tomorrow

I just made 14 dollars from my first 2 bets (1 win 1 loss). Any tips that worked for you all?

>>151490801
So what? You think the Giants get him?

>>151490824
im saying I am not sure he wants to be HC lol.

He also has like 7 kids, imagine being head coach with seven kids

>>151490713
yea but they don't have a gene pool consisting of pro football and olympic blood

>>151490765
I'm so happy

That dog in him, he's got

>>151490819
Fingers your butthole as you go to sleep. Nite cutie
Kiss

>>151490691
I’d assume everyone besides maybe kickers and quarterbacks are on, at the very least, low does test (250 mg/week). CMC is most certainly a user of higher doses.

>>151490729
You asked why people think he’s injury prone. Last year he had a bilateral injury which is indicative of some sort of systemic problem, usually overtraining, under nutrition, and a lack of the ability for relatively avascular tissues like the Achilles to recover.

He’s been a steroid user his entire career, now he’s just old with enough wear and tear to leave him vulnerable.

>>151490741
gg

i knew they were gonna no show this game after beating the bills and talking about how they've arrived.

>>151490760
Too late now, but Austin 3:16.

>>151490070
Red and black is just not a good color scheme, they've never had good uniforms . These are just the best of the bunch.

>>151490087
Yes