Thread 151494472

Liverpool are shit.

The slab man cometh

First for pants pulled down and gaping liverpools hole

First for I love gay sex and Liverpool's holes being fucked by big Manchester penis

007

No Time to Score

>>151494504
Cunha actually played in the PL before with Wolves and proved his ability in this league. So it's not the same situation as Sancho or Wirtz who dominated a weak league and got exposed by a real league.

007 meet 0010

>>151494520
007 kek

oh my science that is that blooming cunha doing a pirouette, my wife's boyfriend will be hearing of this!

>>151494520
>AAAA PL PROVEN
Sounds like pissak cope

shartz

>>151494504
Isak actually played in the PL before with Newcastle and proved his ability in this league. So it's not the same situation as Sancho or Wirtz who dominated a weak league and got exposed by a real league.

Cunha looks a great player

Whereas Wirtz….

Scousaars desperately trying to distract from their 4th embarrassing loss in a row.

>Liverpool can't defend
>Since Isak started playing they can't attack
>Their best striker, Ekitike is now wearing clothes from his former team in training.
>People are asking to bench Salah and Isak without solving the defense problems
>crystal palace favorite client in 9 days
Some sacrifices (benching transfer records) are coming

007 is better than 0010 and here's why....

Can't believe Liverpool are 17th

Mad how Man United would be 3rd right now if Bruno didn't miss a penalty.

NO NO NO NO DON'T USE THE 007 MEME AGAINST MY CLUB ONLY I CAN USE IT
lmao united customers are as weak as scousaar rats

>>151494504
He plays so well and holds on to the ball under pressure but he just doesn't have any g/as to show for it.

>>151494527
hehe it's funny because Wirtz' shirt number is 7 and Cunha's is 10.

If my nan had wheels she'd be a bike

Man United winning the "we'd win the league if we scored more pens" trophy

Mad how Sunderland would be top if they didn't lose games

>>151494572
Your nan is a bike. Fucking slag.

>>151494577
>couldn't score
What a fucking flop lmao

Imagine scousaars posting wirtz highlights

>>151494560
Above Liverpool despite their 500M summer spend and despite having the toughest start of any team

Newcastle are shit as well

>>151494593
But enough about Wirtz

Leave Cunha alone, stats don't matter for him

>>151494596
Liverpool pulling off a typical Man United
Love to see it

Noticing a LOT of sissy posts today. Did Liverpool LOSE against Man United?

>>151494607
Both can be true but you're too much of a victim for that conversation

>>151494596
Wait a minute, is that the new Tom Scott guy? The guy who goes around UK to explain weird little details after Tom Scott quit?

BONK

>>151494622
They did yea

Why is the prem so gay?

>>151494596
Why are white men like this?

i get my reliable and educated takes on football from one source only: simon jordan.

>>151494633
Why are white men like this pt. 2?

cunhas just got mad aura fr
bro is a wizard with the ball

>>151494628
He also kicked the ball into Kerkez's face an almost scored an own goal lmao

400k a week btw

I get my reliable and educated takes from people who make tactic breakdown articles (not videos)
Better than 4chudders (X/IG/Reddit rejects) who cry about the top 6

>liverpoop fans' newest attempt at deflecting is making fun of cunha, who has by all accounts been a successful transfer while costing 1/3 of their marquee signings
pathetic

here's why not scoring or assisting means you're a success

>Wirtz went Ben10
lmfao

The cost of Darwin Nunez

Double it

That is the cost of Isak. Goals? Let’s not bring that up. Assists neither

why would a bin dipper make fun of shartz and cunha? this moortuguese is a schizo

>>151494658
Kek they're so pathetic. Saw a scousaar digging through the bins earlier.

wirtz lol I'm crying

>>151494577
Would've been goal of the season if he could shoot

>>151494671
oh you took a lunch break from your day of being on benefits to go for a walk?

>work hours
>thread is filled with jobless ABLs
Surprised it's not filled with bindippers being defensive desu

>>151494683
Yeah well he can't and he's 007 NEXT!

Adama Traore dribbling compilation

>>151494690
hate to break it to you but he already is

>>151494698
Browns and Whites can't ball

>>151494698
Cunha has aura tho
that other blokes doesn't fr

>Spooky device: Anfield crowd
>Cat: Liverpool
>Bowl of treats: All 3 points

HAHAHAHAHAH someone said Ben 10

All this talk meanwhile arsenal are winning the league

>>151494717
indian meme

>>151494709
I saw this on X KEK

>>151494472 (OP)
Arteta best manager in the league. This general will kneel

>>151494709
>>Cat
Anon...

Liverpool last won a match back when Charlie Kirk was alive?

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

Big Gabi MUST not get injured, he's the reason why we're so threatening from set pieces

Thread filled with arsenal fans but they're more happy that liverpoop lost than them being top of the league
Priorities

>>151494776
extremely gay post

>>151494776
Oh boy! The made-up numbers said this player is good!
You should be a scout for the scousaars

the amount of homophobia in this thread is disappointing me

>>151494791
>NOOOOOOOOO YOURE KEEPER MUST HIDE ON THE BENCH LIKE ALISSON!!!

I NEED Gyökeres to score a hatty vs CP.

>>151494803
>AHHHHH EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A BINDIPPER
Get a grip ya benefits mongrel

>>151494776
Played 2 games. Won them both. Got MOTM in both. Got a clean sheet. Got his teams 1st Anfield win since 2016.

ARE YOU SCHMEICHEL IN DISGUISE?

how many dinner ladies had to be sacrificed for Man Utd to win this game? it's disgusting that their fans are celebrating this, shows what class traitors they really are!

>>151494821
>conceded against a team led by flopian shartz
Nope not Schmeichel

>>151494733
Based /hal/ chad.

>>151494740
It's an American cat. We don't have them over here.

Utd fans being passive aggressive trying to take the victims of the week trophy from the scousaars

don't let this result distract you from the fact that Cesko is still the worst signing in the league, according to agents

Sacrificing Jota (soulful player) to spend £500M and make the team worse

>the bald dutch fraud has lost 4 in a row
We're winning the league yea

Liverpool wearing their diving caps for games now

the last 2 threads read like its 90% 1 schizo talking to himself

>>151494852
Yeah Jota was good and Nunez was good and Diaz was good and Henderson was good and Milner was good and Trent was a good defender. Ignore all the slander we threw them the past few years.

>>151494867
How can Scousaars complain about the ref playing on for Mbeumo's goal when there's 11 players on the pitch with "PLAY ON" written on their shirts??

wirtztranny having a melty over some german farmer. a bindipper must've raped his mum

>>151494867
Hahahaha I saw this on X

why did liverpool sell jota

>>151494872
Happens every time Liverpool lose a game. The scousaars have a mental breakdown.

>>151494881
>how do fans of top 6 clubs whine about refs
Damn idk why

>>151494867
hahaha I saw this on Indian X xd

>>151494893
The scousaars are the ones posting Ben 10? That's news to me

why are liverpool 3rd

>>151494902
Larping as Dave because theyre so mindbroken

Idk but Liverpool should be like Newcastle

>>151494915
I think you genuinely have a mental illness if you're not being a troll while saying that

>>151494893
>>151494902
whatever it is its unreadable slop 100% produced by indians
my eyes just glaze over the poo smelling posts, i have a 6th sense for these things

>>151494867
awful kit

Can't talk about football in this thread
Can't talk about football in the arsenal thread without tards that play football manager piping up
Where do I go

Should have just given him a raise

>>151494945
>Bundesliga
You can't be serious

>Wirtz
>Bundaliga bad
>Diaz
>Bundaliga now good

>>151494968
Yep the bundesliga farmers league is good when I say so. I'm mentally ill.

>>151494956
Not everybody can make the adjustment

>playing diaz would make isak and salah score
Yeah just take Gakpo their best performing player out of the lineup

>>151494971
to be fair to jackson how many of those 5 are coming on for the last few minutes for kane

>>151494971
Nicolas Jackson is shitter than the Bundesliga farmers league, what's your point

KEKKKKK REDDIT COOKED EM

I don't understand this logic. They're denying penalties where opposition players both play and don't play the ball. So whats the standard of winning a foul then? It's impossible to win a pen based on their current standard for arsenal. They want arsenal not to win.

*sniff sniff*
another post with a certain.. whiff about it

>>151494979
I don't want to be fair to Nicolas Jackson, I'm sorry but I just don't want to

>>151494994
brush your teeth, that might help

In today's edition of screenshotting Twitter posts and stats

ah sweet another hindu being passive aggressive like a woman posting his hindu collection

>>151495014
It's fine to you when they're rimming Liverpool though or slagging off Utd/Arsenal of course

>AHHHHH EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE ME IS A LIVERPOOPER
What causes this?

The Man Mountain

>>151495023
>schizo headcanon
Nope I hate that over-reactionary gossip too, you weird JF

Lily livered Liversissies BTFO

>Utd/Arsenal victims
Joining the ranks of the 97 I see

>>151495037
Adding this to my gay porn collection, share more of yours

either the manurindians are going mental or the scousaars are going mental cant work out which
seemingly both
either way it STINKS

>>151495037
mate you could've just said vvd is shit and we would've believed you, you didn't have to be a homo about it

Why isn't this Livercunt dosser incel vitriol being aimed at Slot?
Yeah fair enough you're terminally-online but send emails to the club or something. Isn't our fault LIVERPOOL FURLOUGH CLUB IS FUCKING SHITE!!!!

the paki is getting real uppity

>United win 2 games back to back for the first time in 3 years
>Dave thinks they've won the CL

>>151495058
You're having a meltdown mate, yes Liverpool lost a game to a meme team.

Amorim has won games at the Eithad and Anfield before Arteta

>>151495064
Amorim winning the league mate just watch

>>151495037
Kek rattled them

If I told you a few months ago Ruben Amorim's Maguire-led 3-4-3 United would walk into Anfield and beat the defending champions, you would have said I was crazy

>>151494990
hello Matt

Jason Cundy just jogged past me to catch a bus to talkSPORT Towers. He had two clown wigs in a bag, a couple of air violins crammed in there too along with a portrait of Arne Slot.

>>151495083
This. We love black men here.

genuine question lads. what is it about dutch managers that makes them such stubborn, arrogant freaks that will destroy all the goodwill granted to them in order to stamp their own "brand" onto whatever they're doing?

even cruyff was like this. except he was actually good enough for his brand-stamping to work. what is it in the dutch culture and psyche that makes them all such fucking frauds?

>>151495091
it's been 8 games mate

imagine how shit you have to be to lost at home to man utd.

>>151495099
>to be to lost
hey rajesh, how are you doing

>>151495070
witrz

Liversissy getting a well deserved beating today

>>151495096
for who? dutch managers in general? or purely arne slot? because they've been bad for almost an entirel calendar year at this point, since losing to PSG on penalties in March.

>>151495091
unfortunately in my country we only know about the dutch for always splitting the tab, and giving us the brilliant idea of farting under a blanket and holding the missus underneath

Everton will finish above Liverpool we can take that as read but at this rate even West Ham will finish above them

>>151495108
they haven't been bad, they've been mediocre. creating chances but can't put them away. not an excuse, just a fact. slot has clearly been changing things up since that loss to psg but it hasn't been paying off to the extent it should for the money they spent. hate i have to make this disclaimer but not a liverjeet fwiw

>>151495104
phone posting. stay mad though as man city win the league again.

how’s the dole?

>>151495147
but enough about your life circumstances, don't get mad at me that you were born an indian

>>151495147
>man city win the league again
arsenal are top mate

>>151495141
they've been bad. the whole system is absolutely fucked and they've been skating by on last minute goals from players that slot refuses to then reward with gametime. this whole "push the entire midfield up on top of the opponent's defensive line and leave Gravenberch, Konate and Van Dijk to thread a miracle ball into someone's feet" hasn't been working offensively for nearly a year and worse than that, has them completely massively exposed defensively because when the ball inevitably turns over because he's asking for miracles, there's no midfield to deal with and the opponents just get a clear run through on goal. if you're not a liverpool fan and still talk this shite, then this sport isn't for you.

>>151495139
yeah haha west ham are gonna finish 3rd and everton are gonna finish 2nd

>>151495167
they make multiple chances a game to score. they then fail to convert to chances that they create to goals. come on, you're smarter than this. once again i'm not saying they've been amazing, i'm not saying they've been good.

>>151495147
vpn off

>>151495167
>then this sport isn't for you
So it's for overreacting sissies like you that rarely watch football and on the rare occasions they do, it's highlights that they're watching? Go play fifa you dosser if you think miracle ball is a thing for a team that finished 1st and then 3rd, jesus. Shit on Liverpoop all you want but at least make it make sense

>>151495179
they make multiple low percentage chances to score, until Slot is forced to make subs and change his whole tactic because they're chasing a game and then they start creating high percentage chances.

See: Gakpo's attempts on goal yesterday being longer-range curling efforts that he had to try to put into the side netting vs post-subs when Gakpo was then missing 2 yard open net headers instead

>>151495196
i'm not sure what games you've been hatewatching if you think most of their chances are low quality.

>>151495158
i was born in northern ireland so i chuckle heartily at you…the brown in this conversation

enjoy guardiola laughing as he lifts the trophy

>>151495196
>babbling
It's almost like subbing on a fresh player against a tired defense changes the game

>>151495206
an indian in northern ireland? i guess that's not rare these days

>>151495206
erm why did you sign the post as "the brown in this conversation"

>>151495195
great post, you must be a scout

>>151495195
I would put a sizeable chunk of money on me having spent more time watching football than you've spent watching TV in its entirety.

I explicitly called out that they've been bad SINCE MARCH. They were already top at that time. Pic related is Liverpool's form post-PSG, when Slot decided to abandon what had worked and tried to create his own "brand" of football.

>>151495203
I don't "hatewatch" games. Football is a sport I enjoy. I get as much enjoyment out of watching a bad Liverpool as a good one, providing the match itself is interesting.

>>151495210
You think that this sudden changes had nothing to do with the change in formation to a 4-2-4? You think the ONLY factor was that the legs were fresh? You think there's no difference between a left-footer cutting on on right and a right-footer running to the byline and crossing? No difference between a LW who looks to cut inside and shoot vs a LW who looks to cut inside and dribble to progress the play? No difference between an engine like Szoboszlai vs a creative outlet like >Wirtz? No difference between Bradley at RB and Szoboszlai at RB? That's an embarrassing admission to make.

Amorim never lost 4 games in a row

i have had enough of the bullying in this thread

i am reporting it through the Online Safety Act

he's still upset hours later after talking about scouts

>>151495223
okay?

>>151495240
very very good post, it didnt talk about football at all

>battered by Crystal Palace
>battered by a Turkish team
>battered by Chelsea B team
>battered by Amorim's Man United

>>151495232
>Slot abandoned what had worked
hahahah he was playing the same way he did at Feyenoord before the PSG loss. that was his brand of football

>>151495252
>battered by a Turkish team
First time they'd won at home in the CL in 5 years btw

>>151495232
You'd lose that bet, post your schizobabble in Arsenal thread
That's a whole other level of wrong fact after wrong fact in that last paragraph, at least get what the players do in game correct before you argue with something made up in your head and then call it an admission

>>151495257
BRVTAL

>>151495235
Incorrect

>>151495267
you must be the one they call "Liversimp" lol. Be very specific about what I got wrong. Go ahead lad. Correct me.

You won't.

Ireland is getting bullied

>>151494504
That is a rare monkey

>>151495274
and now he's using ad hominems, keep whining about how gakpo cuts inside and shoots too much and about how szoboslzai doesn't shoot enough

>>151495282
Be very specific about what I got wrong. Go ahead lad. Correct me.

You won't.

Guess the nationality of Liverpool's sporting director.
Guess the nationality of Liverpool's manager.

>>151495274
Correct someone with schizophrenia who won't admit to ever being wrong because he thinks him sitting down watching football on TV makes him less of a pub gammon? I think I'll pass on hearing you whinge even more like a woman

>>151494577
>Arsenal

Sharteta has them set up as flat track bullies. Not a chance in hell at the CL, the one that the fans really want.

>>151495293
Broken record

>>151495295
white men are shit at football

>>151495293
I tried that with my first message you said but you can't read the difference between bad and mediocre, so there's clearly no point in typing a paragraph just for you to project your own biases onto it

watch, he's gonna whinge like a woman

>>151495307
White men enslaved you in the past with chains and today with round balls and screens.

>>151495299
Me when I see Arne Slot line out with the same team and the same tactics that just lost 4 games in a row

>>151495296
I accept your concession. Don't try to discuss football if you don't understand the sport. What was it you lot tend to go with? "Stick to FIFA mate"

>>151495313
>a third "n-no having a discussion is t-too scary!" in a row
Call me Gakpo because I've just got a hat trick! (of woodwork hits from low percentage opportunities)

>>151495322
No they didn't, and they're shit at football

yup he whinged like a woman

>>151495327
>hat trick of hitting the woodwork
Thanks for admitting you missed the net three times and lost hahahahahaha
I win

corr look at that classic feyenoord slotball at work! I especially love the way he's using his midfield in order to progress the ball through the middle by staggering them so beat presses with that classic de zerbi bounce pass. corrrrrr

>>151494852
>Jota (soulful player)
Darwin "Retard" Nunez was their soulful player.

>>151494520
Prem proven* 007 is even worse

Sad to say I heard a few of these yesterday

he's rattled that someone challenged his lack of football knowledge and pointed out slot was playing his own brand of football before the PSG loss
>>151495385
liverpool never had soul

>>151495352
Yeah right, Harpreet-Mbongo.

>>151495322
would love to boot fuck you mate ngl

>>151495395
nice to see they've got the coach seating layout sorted

>>151495409
we don't sign our posts here

Another Imperious display from the Man Mountain

>>151495407
Nunez was such an endearing player though

>>151495395
Based bin dippers for printing out those words for me to frame

>>151495327
>same team
ah so you don't actually watch football then, I figured that

>>151495426
the twerking meme is so gay, just say he runs from the ball or is scared of the ball
overrated plod of a "defender"

>>151495445
Maybe dont sign gay players then.

I never lose

>>151495445
It upsets you though (even when unwarranted you brought it up, obsessed little shut-in cunt) so it will keep being posted

>>151495452
running away from the ball because you need to protect your "never dribble past record" isn't analogous to a gay black mating ritual

so now that the dust has settled, where did they get 8 mins of additional time from yesterday?

>>151495457
yes seeing people posting homoerotic content upsets me, you sound like you'd be better suited to reddit, queen!

>>151495468
this has been normal for a few years now newfag
for your perusal:
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2023-2024/premier-league-added-time-why-the-big-increase-why-could-there-be-more-yellow-and-red-cards-howard-w_sto9736757/story.shtml
>"You will see more time on the board usually because we are going to be calculating how long it takes from a goal being scored to the game restarting and how long substitutions take.
>"Instead of using a general rule of thumb of 30 seconds like we traditionally did, we will be adding on the actual time that is lost through the events, including penalty kicks as well as red cards."

>>151495464
At what point will the media start criticising Slot for persisting with a system that clearly doesn't work.

>>151495457
>I love gay porn because it upsets people
Holy fuck get a job you benefits scrounging paki

>>151495464
What's the verdict on Mamardashvili? He seems decent at shot stopping but I feel like he doesn't smother the threat like Alisson always does. Is it too soon to tell? Do keepers really need time to adapt to a new league?

>>151495485
erm pgmol are doing a conspiracy to help liverpool

>>151495465
The Man Mountain goes where he pleases!

The Newcastle project is over. They don’t have the revenue to be shit for a long time like Spurs/United/Chelsea/Liverpool. Bruno G to City in January, “homesick” Tonali back to Italy in July.

>>151495497
Yeah like I said he's shit and overrated

liking this new racist leaf a lot, interesting development in the leaf meta

>>151495495
it's gonna get memed on but yes players need time to adapt which is why a lot of managers take time to bed their players in. See De Gea
Unfortunately for Liverpool, Alisson got injured (again), but mamavili was highly rated so he should probably be doing better

>>151495520
yeah i'd kiss him on the lips

>>151495499
Finished 4th, 7th, 5th the last 3 years lad, Newcastle is going nowhere.

>>151495499
Tonali to city would be immense

It's very sandy in the castle

>>151495499
brunog to man u
tonali to madrid

>>151495495
He's not as good as Alisson, but very few keepers are. There's also a really noticeable problem of the defence passing the ball to his right foot because they're used to Alisson, but Mamadavilimanilli is left footed and it leaves him scrambling out a clearance fairly often.

Lammens MOGS the fuck out of the Liverpool brownoid

>>151495555
>conceding to man u
>playing with shartz
kek he's a georgian la liga fraud

>>151495372
>Accidentally admitting they were low quality chances after crying about them being called low quality chances
>Also unable to parse basic English
Oh yeah, that's a ranjeet alright lol

>>151495561
FUCK YES, I want Lammens to slam my bussy. Men over 6ft hnggggg

>>151495566
Straightest Liversissy

>>151495564
>He projects his jeetness after being unable to comprehend me saying Slot playing in his Feyenoord way before PSG, the Indian read it as me saying after PSG
Not my problem you can't read and you ball watch. I already told you I won and you lost

>>151495531
The squad has never been this vulnerable in that time. The Bruno release clause being activated to kill them off would be good business for the Big 6.

he's still seething his lack of football knowledge got challenged

>>151495578
>n-no u
yeah that's definitely a ranjeet kek

>>151495522
I suppose even keepers have to adapt to the way players behave differently in a different league. Fair enough.
And yeah, I don't think he's bad or anything but he seems a bit lacklustre but that could also be because I'm comparing him to Alisson. Very early days though, of course.

>>151495576
I don't watch bin dippers though, yuck

>>151495576
you mean united tranny

>>151495584
>Couldn't prove me wrong and couldn't defend his lack of reading comprehension just like how liverpool can't defend
The Indian is upset

he's gonna cry about being told to go back to playing fifa now

I knew /sp/ wasn't exactly the bastion of sporting knowledge, but reading through this thread has been a real eye-opener. People who don't understand that formation changes affect football matches, people who think Salah and Frimpong play the same, people who think long-range shots are indicative of high quality football, whatever the fuck that irish flag is, non-stop gay fantasies. /epl/ is a fucking mess.

>>151495603
>n-no u
brown claws typed this post

Holy shit he's actually bubbling because someone said watching football TV doesn't mean he has football knowledge

Liversissy has been having a meltdown for 22 hours

>>151495615
but enough about how you use your pc when you're avoiding your jobcentre work applications

>>151495618
Is he the one claiming that Liverpool have been merely "mediocre" for their 4 straight losses? Who then started losing his mind when someone challenged him on that? I don't come here enough to know the personalities at play.

Liversissy and Manchetranny should fuck off

he's still having a meltdown that he was wrong about slot trying to put his brand on the game after the psg loss

>>151495625
got proper under your skin that you got correctly identified as brown, didnt it? isnt it mad that ethnicity can be tracked even through text alone? kek

>>151495629
You're here every week. Can tell from the way you type and pretend you know about football, just like a midwife.

>>151495643
Tell the class what changed post-PSG that caused such a monumental downturn in Liverpool's form. Let's educate these FOOLS, eh?

>>151495555
>He's not as good as Alisson, but very few keepers are.
Yeah, I think that's my hang up which is a bit unfair. I haven't watched them enough to notice the left/right foot thing though. That's pretty interesting.

>>151495618
didnt read a single post but saw some anon was up all night replying to himself with drivel
if you told me it was ai generated i would believe it

>>151495649
>under your skin
does you being a sikh mean you're naturally prone to having homosexual fantasies or something?

>>151495666
>pajeet thinks "under your skin" is a euphemism for gay sex
oof, those english lessons (watching dubbed anime) arent paying off, are they?

why is he actually upset that a conversation on 4chan exposed him as not being able to read, it isn't that serious

>>151495664
all night crying about 0010 as if it's not an indian meme

Extending VdV and Salahs contract was a big mistake. The former gets pulled out of defense easily and now hits teammates too and the latter is genuinely washed

>>151495673
>homo trying to deflect from spouting his homo fantasies
wow so that freudian slip means you watch anime? no wonder you're a gay seething sikh

>>151495673
>those english lessons (watching dubbed anime)

>>151495681
agreed with you until you posted a bug, grow up

>>151495673
>those english lessons (watching dubbed anime)
very specific example KEK

>>151495681
salah should come to beşiktaş

LOL

>>151495686
>sikh
notice you have a specific kind of indian you dont like? that's you working through your caste system kek. you cant just use a general "indian" insult because it would include yourself, streetshitter

>>151495702
indians are known for watching dubbed anime of little girls

>>151495705
perfect league for him to be a retiree with turkroaches

>>151495710
that makes no sense, if their ratings were worse the colour used would be red not orange.

>>151495710
Spend a lot of time on reddit do ya?

>>151495711
why would (you) admit to watching little girls

>>151495724
>again makes sure not to insult indians in general, because that would include himself
kek pajeet is on the ropes now

>>151495711
damn, calling you out for being a sikh really got to you didn't it. you don't have to be defensive here, there's no other browns to genocide your bum race

>>151495710
but red is worse than orange on those ratings you want to be green

>>151495723
Yeah they have funny Liverpoop memes

>>151495741
notice he considers "sikh" to be its own race, distinct from other indians like himself. ranjeet here doesn't understand that to us, you're all the same.

>>151495705
He's on 400k a week at Liverpool mate
Pulled their pants down good and proper

>>151495499
>Bruno G to City in January
We don't want him, he's too old now. He had his chance.

>>151495739
>kek pajeet is on the ropes now
why are you posting your suicide note now, i'm guessing life must be hard as brown but you don't have to neck yourself (you should)

LiverCRUDlian

>>151495714
cope
>>151495752
hahaha

>>151495754
Someone will take him out of spite.

>>151495751
notice you being very defensive over sikhs, almost as if you are one
not my problem you mudskins hate each other is it

>>151495765
>>151495779
>still cant mock indians in general because it would include himself
kek

i like gyok alot. ties up the cb and they give him zero room. overall a good signing.

>>151495783
>mocks indians
>sikhs thinks calling him out means not mocking indians
we understood you weren't capable of reading before but you're still insistent on defending sikhism for some reason

You can tell they're all Indian because they don't know when to stop LOL. Freaks have been going at it for hours (all work hours, it should be noted). They cannot move on without getting one last "BLOODY BASTARD BITCH" in. They'll be at it til the wee hours of the morning, I'm sure.

>>151495783
settle down smelly paki

>>151495809
mad how obvious they are even when anonymous

>>151495809
This general is entirely Indian, 22 hours and they're still repeating the same 0010 Ben 10 jokes

>>151495809
>>151495825
Very defensive over Liverpool huh

>>151495775
Actually if Rodri keeps refusing to sign a new deal and goes to Spain the summer then I can see City pulling the trigger on Bruno

>>151495832
Yeah because Bruno plays the same way as Rodri doesn't he

>>151495832
Surely they would want Tonali for that role, not Bruno.

>>151495705
He already got a hair transplant though

>>151495871
kek

>>151495825
Wirtzy baby went Ben10 lmfao, it's over for you scouse wankers

he made a meme because he's that upset hahahahahahahahaha
rattled

>>151495879
>if you think a meme is slop for 14 year olds on twitter then you MUST be a scousaar
Yes wirtz is shit now fuck off because you have to be 18 to post here

>>151495898
Hahahahaha he's literally Ben10 mate! LOL!

>>151495903
Hahahahahaha ben10 more like florians eleven!!!!!

>>151495867
Its astounding how much use this meme gets on twitter specifically for catching out Indians lel. They genuinely just cannot help themselves.

>>151495914
TOP KEK

>spent time making a meme because he's upset at getting called up
I automatically win, watch him continue to meltdown in this thread while I laugh at him

300 replies of scousers seething

The game is back

Didn't Wirtz get an assist in the first official game of the season?

there are people who argue with jeets on twitter in this thread
grimola

This guy has been seething over Liverpools loss since yesterday lmao

>>151494867
I feel bad. He’s a likable player stuck at a very unlikable club

Wirtz.

>he's upset at getting called up
>called up
>up
rajesh still hasn't quite got his English up to snuff, has he? kek

>>151495923
>300
and another 300 or so in the last thread (literally up all night replying to himself)
i dont care about a few schizos posting but 100s and 100s of posts are just boring and annoying to scroll past

and the sikh continues to have a meltdown, like pottery

>>151495923
How is it 300 posts of scousers seething when we're making fun of shartz, slut and liverpoop losing 4 in a row

5am bandit up yet again talking about wirtz not scoring

>>151495948
This thread is entirely worthless mate. It is, quite literally, about a dozen indians from London all arguing with each other about English teams in twitter terms. The default mental state of the indian male is schizophrenia.

There is nothing to discuss in this thread. Although, to be fair, I haven't seen a proper football discussion on /sp/ in general in at least 4 years now.

/epl/ whinges about arsenal using set pieces
I sleep
Slot whinges about set pieces
Real shit

>>151494544
Isak hasn't had a pre-season.

>>151495975
he says while taking talking points from YouTube videos and repeating unfunny memes

>>151495987
Yeah he hasn't, still should be bagging though for the money spent on him

i just found out at age 20 that managers say things in press conferences :0

>reads a post about indian males
>responds to it as if personally targeted
>even goes as far as to schizophrenically assume it's his little buttbuddy he's been fighting with this whole time
Could not have written a better point-proving post.

>>151496004
next you're gonna say pep, arteta, maresca, frank and amorim make excuses

>>151495965 (FOY btw)
>>151495981
We've done this
For some reason we are meant to believe that when Slot talks about set pieces he's not talking about set pieces
He said they have not scored from a set piece this season and this was sold to everyone as true. When questioned in /epl/ Liversimp was right on it with:
>>151462274
>u-uh well he meant-

Ah sweet the unemployed have been spending the entire day spamming Shartz memes

>>151495933
Funny how hes got a condom on his head though

>>151496024
I don't think you know how to interpret English

>>151496029
Aye, it is funny that

Trying to understand a Livercunt's perception of reality is like explaining quantum physics to a koala

>>151496024
>>>151495965 (FOY btw)
>We've done this
>For some reason we are meant to believe that when Slot talks about set pieces he's not talking about set pieces
>He said they have not scored from a set piece this season and this was sold to everyone as true. When questioned in /epl/ Liversimp was right on it with:
>>u-uh well he meant-
yeah managers complain, what's new? am i supposed to laugh at another indian taking something from twitter and posting it here? you already did this with pep and arteta

Liverpool lose the next two as well btw!

>>151496044
It's ironic considering you're just as retarded as livercunts

today I learned there is a difference between 'shiek' and 'sikh' (the spelling but presumably something else as well)

>>151496046
>yeah managers complain, what's new?
It's outright lying. Only Liverpool managers do this and get away with it.
>ve've signed Caicedo!

>>151496046
hahahahahaha you defnedn slot arteta peps

Liversimp deserves this

>>151496058

>It's outright lying. Only Liverpool managers do this and get away with it.
No they don't, no one gets away with it

he's talking about the character he manifested in his mentally ill head again

>>151495790
yeah he's crap but quite fun to watch, reminds me of Darwin. He doesn't miss sitters like Darwin used to but he very rarely even gets a chance to score at all desu

Arsenal are winning the league. Arteta has blossomed

What's disgusting is we know that Jota's death will be evoked several more times by either Slot or one of the elderly players still at the club during the season. Already seen it at least 3 times so far.
Don't feel sorry for these cornered rats, they are vile.

reminder to any remaining liverpool fan in this thread that had diogo jota survived, he would have been imprisoned for murdering his brother

>>151496092
>SEETHING over things that haven't happened
You need a break from football and the internet if you're getting this angry at football

anthony taylor refrains from showing yellow cards when it's not for an arsenal player as usual, hope someone kicks his fucken bald head in this dumb wanker. fucken rigged against arsenal.

>>151496118
and?

LiVermin are the worst customers in the world

>>151495141
They've been dogshit this season and are only where they are through PGMOL rescuing them

>>151496127
Every top 6 has vile customers, not just one club
Watch you get defensive over it because your fave club is included

>>151496127
Madrid

in case people missed it last thread
the 'vermin were blaming yesterday's match on Jota dying
yep, a chant about him threw the team off and that's why they lost (this genuinely was said)

>>151496136
>PGMOL rigs the league for the team I hate the most
Get a grip, you sound like an nfl mong

>>151496140
And?

The truth is not a single UK flag here isn't a Paki or Indian.
They are the real anglo saxons now.

>>151496140
>>151496148
lmao did you just learn football fans are retarded

>>151496157
Hey Matheus, how about you score a goal or get an assist instead of copying Shartz

>>151496140
You'd almost call it a new low for the Self-Pity City but I don't want to drag Everton fans into it.
Next they'll be blaming his wife and kids for his basic physics-defying fireball crash at 15mph.

>>151496163
Next they'll be saying that Jotas large cock caused him to speed up and crash because they're gay haha

>>151496163
this isn't how normal people talk about footy at the pub

GLORY GLORY TRANS UNITED

>>151496163
>crash at 15mph
If people want to talk about "memoryholes" then here's a good one because that shite just got completely accepted, pushed as fact, then a ribbon was tied around it to seal it as inarguable

>>151496190
Then you should tell twitter about it

>>151496178
>normal people talk about footy at the pub
You don't want to know what they say about Hillsborough nor capital punishment down the pub mate!

i don't blame united fans for not being in the general when they lose
i don't blame city fans for not being in the general when they lose
i don't blame liverpool fans for not being in the general when they lose
i don't blame chelsea fans for not being in the general when they lose
i don't blame arsenal fans for not being in the general when they lose

>>151496211
errr careful with that club in the 4th line mate

>>151496207
more like keep the dumb shit made by indians you get from X and post it on X you stupid normgroid

>>151496211
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>151496215
this.
remember they ban people in chelsea threads

I like posting Reddit memes from r/soccercirclejerk though

women ruined the sport

>>151496148
>Struggled against Bournemouth
>Needed a 90+12 minute winner against 10 man strikerless Newcastle
>Needed a fluke freekick against Arsenal
>Needed a 90+5 minute penalty against fucking Burnley
>Barely scraped past Championship Southampton
>Heemed by Palace
>Heemed by Galatasaray
>Heemed by Chelsea
>Heemed by *this* fucking United

You're right they've been great. You've already proven you aren't a Scousaar btw so I don't expect anymore tears from you.

>>151496222
One thing I'll give Spurs fans is the complete lack of shame, they lost in humiliating circumstances as well yesterday but they're not seething.

not enough made of it because Liverpool lost but how did that 2nd half have +8 minutes of injury time lol

>>151496220
>from X

>>151496242
When did I say they've been great? Oh yeah I didn't, get a grip

>>151496197
>We are all arseholes. We are one, we are complete.

>>151496247
Scousaars been quiet too about Ben 10

>>151496256
bluesky isnt going to happen no matter how much you force it leaf anon

This may be the most deranged thread on 4chan

>>151496251
see
>>151495485

we were one flaming lambo away from going back to back leagues la

>>151496288
every thread after a top 6 clubs loses is filled with insanity
this general would be comfy if it was just bottom half teams talking about football

>>151496288
giving me a bit of a laugh at just how schizo it is
up all night replying to himself lmao
suppose there was 1 or 2 foreigns joining in but somehow thats worse

>>151496288
This is /sp/ heritage, the game's never been more back

Luv the prem
Simple as

obsessed with liverpoo just as much as liverpoo are obsessed with arsenal
what causes this?

Before yesterday this thread was filled with posts by a singular poster (Liverpool fan) going mental and larping.

Today we’ve had two threads hitting bump limit. Laughing at him. Amazing. Thank you Harry Maguire, saviour of /spee/ for doing this. /epl/ is BACK!

Love circlejerking over scousaars with the boys

>>151496312
But people said this thread was filled with a liversimp crying? Now you're saying it's filled with people laughing?

Multiple-club forums could never work because you've got a bunch of people pushed together who don't agree on fundamental arguments
We've got Mackems AND Scousers here for one example, it would be like having a generic religion message board
I think /epl/ navigates it about as well as possible

>>151494472 (OP)
Quality image that. Really shows the rodent like teeth of the scouse plastic.

>1st for points away
>17th for points at home
i know its a small sample size but its still mad

I wish this general had funny posters

>>151496322
Dry your eyes lad

Hehe

>>151496333
We're all having a good laugh at the Scousaars

Are Liverpool the NEW Billion Pound Bottlejobs?

>>151496211
Going missing when you lose is the hallmark of a plastic.

I love all the Americans I see on the fan react channels doing watchalongs, they're all so eager and innocent seeming

>>151496329
Epl doesn't navigate it at all, every week it's just post memes from reddit about whichever top 6 club lost that week. It's like it's filled with teens called UTDTrey or LFC_Szobo or xxGY0Kxx

>>151494635
aggressive and relentless media propaganda targeted directly at them to make them pliable as their countries are taken from them. If globohomo get their way then all men across the world will be like this

>>151496339
>check the account
>it's a chinese united fan
kek

Why did Slot lie about Isak having done his pre-season now and so he was "ready to fly"?
Wasn't us he lied to btw it was Scousers, they should be livid (at HIM).

>>151496317
bro if they cant breakdown Grimsby how are they going to break any of the low blocks that mid-low table teams are gonna have

>>151496337
Are you okay?

>>151496312
Slabby Maguire is a Prem legend

>>151496359
no innocent Americans in my books #complicit

>>151496355
Either go missing or enter a thread filled with other schizos

>watches react videos
>likes americans
This is the type of person this thread is made up of? Hahahahahaha

>>151496377
another bluesky repost i see
on to you

>>151496375
still having a cry?

>>151496373
Fuck off back to the arsenal thread

he was too sad about Jota who he never played alongside as he was busy refusing to play football at the time and that's why he did not score

>>151496404
why does he look exactly look these lads in that screenshot

>>151496394
I famously don't use social media (no matter how progressive, civil or important the platform is)

>>151496332
nobody ever wants to talk about this but it takes years for a club to turn their home ground into a fortress following a stadium move

we have seen this with arsenal, spurs, west ham

personally i think its because the clubs fail to correctly allocate the seasons tickets so that there is a dedicated singing section

>>151496367
I saw a Korean Everton fan on youtube before, absolutely bizarre https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsAsjhnL5rJuzTFcZK9F9Og

>>151496400
so magic. got it.

anyone else excited for WWE tonight? gonna take a break from laughing at wirtz to watch it

>>151496375
Wipe away them tears lad

>>151496404
haha this very funny

>>151496398
but enough about what you do on bluesky

west ham - brentford for monday night football tonight

>>151496404
Looks like a pretty good quality chance that was created. Isak should've buried it.

>>151496443
but enough about what your therapist tells you to do

>>151496448
haha I'm so far removed from social media (and thus better) that I don't even know bluesky is an alternative platform to twitter

>>151496373
Just broke "title challengers" liverpool

>>151496451
no one cares about that lol we're gonna laugh at liverpud

Liverpool
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

>>151496470
Stinker
And
Fackin'
Hooked
mate

>>151496465
first time United won 2 in a row?

Why are liverpool customers more often than not ginger, fat, brown, and trans?

Genuine question :)

>>151496474
?

>>151496404
Salah's fault

>>151496465
liverpool didn't have a low block, big guy

god i wish gyokeres would just smash my bussy already

>>151496487
Liverpool is shit lol

FLOCEAN'S ELEVEN

>>151496480
>brown
>ginger
If you want to try to be funny then at least make sense

>>151496480
Its just who we are mate ^_^

yeah says a lot about this shit league that shit liverpool are 3rd. no wonder you lot watch this shit quality football by overrated farmers

Championship > prem

>>151496502
Slipperpool are a few points off 17th mate.

he's talking to himself about liverpoop customers again

>>151496511
arsenal are winning the league mate

>>151496512
>well now I'm panicking! Im gonna lose me title!

>>151496339
i went on that reddit page and it's an absolute caricature lmao. it's literally every single poster posting about Liverpool or United. EVERY SINGLE ONE. I cannot stop laughing. This is like 8 different accounts all in the top 10 "hot posts" of that reddit page KEK

>>151496511
>8 points
>few
Get a grip

>>151496524
Yeah so it's exactly like this general then

>>151496525
Mind the gap Liversissy

>>151496524
>>151496532
I've BEEN saying this board turned into twitter/reddit slop

>>151496524
bro that subreddit is genuinely 70% indian, no hyperbole. it's dystopian, i'd prefer the dead internet theory over indian internet theory.

Scousaars not handling the banter well after being smug cunts for the past year.

Dear oh dear...

>>151496543
Hey DCHamar
>>151496524

>>151496533
I don't support Liverpool, and (you) are an Indian
See >>151496524

>>151496540
just like 4chan, /epl/ /mug/ /lug/ and eternal arsenal

>>151496560
/lug/ isn’t a thing, Dave

>>151496524
Football banter and football discourse has become extremely zoomerish and indian for a long long time now

>>151496563
ok?

blud man ting

>>151496560
nah /epl/ aint too bad yet, just be thankful most of india's focus is on barca and real madrid

These scousaars are FUMING

>>151496524
You live your entire life on the internet and will die a virgin. Scouse cunt!

>scousaars
I prefer liverpaki

>>151496576
idk what you've been reading but /epl/ is terrible, constant memes made by these reddit jeets

WIRTZ IS BEN10 LMFAO

>>151496576
see
>>151496578
>>151496583
>>151496585
id post examples other than liverpool hate (to show im not biased) but there's not much of that this thread

>>151496592
oh the schizos are bad but there's not much indian influence here, yet

they dont fuck with 4chan all that much compared to reddit

>>151495499
NOOO this goes against the thread narrative!!

Ben10ian Wirtz

>>151496617
Hahahahahahahaha!

>>151496583
Alri DChamar la

BEN10 SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
>>151496617
Hahahahahahahahahaah

Do nonfans of other clubs get this mad when someone starts spitting facts about a side being shit or is it just nonfans of Liverpool?

>>151496612
About half the UK flags you see in these threads are Indians mate

Semenyo's doing great this season, think he finally found himself after being "unlucky" last year

>>151496654
Yeah they do, don't act like any specific big club has worse fans than any other big club
Most sports fans are retarded, take a step back and you'll see it's keeping up for kardashians with men

>>151496656
indians are proud to be indian bro, they would plaster that shit everywhere if that were the case

my local club is in league one and i support them

>>151496681
you have a point but crypto-indians (sounds schizophrenic but it's true) exist especially since the internet decided that indians are an approved target a couple years ago

>>151496696
>>151496696

>>151496696

>>151496675
>don't act like any specific big club has worse fans than any other big club
why would they be exactly the same? scousers are particularly annoying for example with "scouse not english" cringe as are melanated arsenal fans

>In 90 career Premier League matches, Alexander Isak has scored 0 goals for Liverpool.
Grim.

>>151496711
because fans of each club have their own cringe things they drone on about, you just provided 2 good examples

>>151496681
You can see them getting offended by random posts ITT that merely mention the word "Indian"

>>151496718
dunno mate some are definitely more annoying than others
bit of a weird thing to think, some weird libtard thinking like everyone has to be equally represented in everything else racism

>>151496617
F10rian Wirtz

>>151496736
I enjoy how you turned into some /pol/ shit towards the end, I see I'm talking to someone very level headed and rational

>>151496815
think what you like its still stupid to assume any large group would average out the same when they have different demographics

>thread hit bump limit in 4 and a half hours
What the fuck went on here then

>>151495752
Mo Salary